[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 98 Destruction
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2019
- The a e s t h e t i c OS. Weird microphone software that doesn't work, clippy and pre-internet BBS. Its wild, its here and its crusty as hell. And modern fake toolbar speedups still manages to kinda work on it!
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3:55
l u I g I
followed by *screams of the damned*
L
U
I
G
“these jordan’s are fake”
-Martin Luther King Jr.
yes :)
the edit is awesome!
I have a Jordan
Nice profile pic
Levowitz ah, an intellectual I see
14:13 "LETS REVIVE THE BBS."
*proceeds to destroy the entire BBS archive*
yeah so actually the entire archives for BBS were actuallly promptly destroyed on stream, dunno if the archive is now down permanently due to this buttt
@@newaccountkikotheself-inse2146 I wonder if anything happened to Joel after he killed the OG Amazon
@@The.General777 The worse that could've happened was him being called out, I doubt something substantial happened
@@newaccountkikotheself-inse2146 good, thanks for the info soldier
I do wonder...what the hell did he press?
7:30 I'm not even joking when I say that this whole sequence of that video being absurdly loud and Joel's barely distinguishable shouts of shock and anguish in the background, got me laughing so hard that I straight up started getting lightheaded. Joel almost killed me
English more.
"T O R N A D O"
tornado.
*K O N E C H R Y*
Joel’s curse ate his first upload of this
Are there any changes? I downloaded the first one, should I re-download it?
@@TynoDino rlly?
@@maiwandhakimzadah7203 yea it was not cencored for few frames, but like. It didn't even have anything naughty tbh.
@@NeroKoso what was the pic of?
@@NeroKoso can't find what it was I am on mobile
Hearing Joel faintly screaming, "TURN IT DOWN! JESUS CHRIST!" as a boy flys though the air and his speakers are destroyed is sending me.
Alex Likes Toons I WAS WHEEZING FOR A SOLID MINUTE
sending you where
@@strangerpnw4316 TORNADO
@@strangerpnw4316 to the twister zone
@@strangerpnw4316 *TORNADO*
7:45 i genuinely started crying at the way he pronounced "HRÁT"
HÇK£Æ↑
HRAD
connect hré
i dont know how hrát is pronounced
@@NessyNuggets *YES*
windows unknown destruction when
First t a checkmark 1 month later, sure
Nah we need Windows 11 destruction
omg a channel with a checkmark that everyone no knows
oh hey! you did that deltarune animation i adore!!!
*windows unknown*
14:26 joel accidentally deletes the stock market
The world is just in fucking chaos
The Great Depression (1929)
The Mega Depression (2018)
@@radioactivian the endgame depression (2021)
I could see that happening
*Hell sounds*
"torNÁDo"
*Sounds of humanity's destruction*
"tORNÁDO"
*Heat death of the goddamned universe*
"TORNÁDO"
@Mift CZ I believe he is aware.
*KONEC HRY*
Tornádo be like "KONEC HRY ČURÁKU"
Konek chry
TV advertisements from 2000s were quite fascinating and surreal, don't you agree?
3:47 is probably one of my favorite Vinesauce moments and I keep coming back to this video just for it
*LUIGI*
*SUPER MARIO TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*
*Łūįgî*
JEHUSHSHGEG ISOGA IG SO HD OHATCITIWFCWCGSCTCGODIGA IWGIGO HOVHOAO SCOUCDXVHIHO EOGAHVOPAHVYWAND COVYQHVOPVHFIBJOihvsihvvphfoh
Ľűíğį
11:23 To this day, this is still my favourite vine sauce clip
SaNtA cLaUs RuInEd ChRiStMaS
DaD ThIs GaMe DoEsNt WoRk
*C h r i s t m a s M e m o r i e s*
@@fishexploits5264 GO TO 5 DOL- (Wheezes)
HE’S GONNA FIND OUT.
HE’S GONNA FIND OUT.
HE’S GONNA FIND OUT.
H E ‘ S G O N N A F I N D O U T!
In his quest to destroy all OS he found and then destroyed what little remained of classic internet. Joel was later charged with at least five counts of malicious misuse of technology.
iOS Destruction
AnalogTeek fixed it.
Was just one forum man it's all backed up
L i n u x d e s t r u c t i o n
He was charged for violation of the Computer Fraud and Misuse Act of 1990
Joel annihilates internet history - 2018
*2018
@@NeoAya is it a reupload?
@@eubyflask check the description on the fullsauce vids of this
@@NeoAya what ?
@@eubyflask no, joel is just uploading the stream now since he was messing with 3d movie maker
7:32
you can hear joel screaming and dying and pleading for help in the background
I think the best part is he's just barely audible over the sound of the Twister Zone
Remember, the voice of McZee (the purple guy in 3d movie maker) is G-Man and Barney Calhoun, Mike Shapiro
“Nice to finally meet you, Mr Freeman”
@@Markeplier23 About that beer I owed you, Mario.
"Rise and shine, Mister Movie maker.."
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world, wuhuhaha!"
"The right man in the wrong place...can make all the best moviesssss..."
And thus, Joel destroyed multiple years of ancient BBS internet history within a few seconds.
What even happened how the fuck
Nice
yeah what did he do
Yeah you're have to explain, because that's actually really bad if that happened.
My guess is that too many people tried to acces the server
Joel: sees porn in image search
Also Joel: goes back in image search
Joel again: screams like a hl1 scientist
S T A H P
@@nolongerusing7430 N O
That's how he says it
*W H E E Z E*
*HEUGH*
He does a perfect half-life scream 6:54
3:47 this is actually one of the best part of Joel's Windows 98 destruction
Yes yes yes JUST YES
L U I G I
AAAEEEAEA- *L U I G I* -AAAAAAAAAHH...
SUPA MADIO TWOOOOO!!! YAHOOOOOO!!!
WAAA ITS A MEE WARIO - YAHOOOOO- A A A A A A A H H H H!!!!!!!!!!!!
"its me! toad!"
**unholy screeching**
*_B U P_*
baba bia
That's me when I mess up trying to speak
YOU DA WINNER YOU DA WINNER
*_AUghUggH_*
*_B U P_*
ive never been so proud to be czech
TORNÁDO
same lulw
TORNÁDO
im croatian
T O R N Á D O
XD Já taky
TORNÁDO!
I love watching the full streams but something very special about the highlights is seeing Joel laugh at an image then, a few minutes later, he goes to desktop and you see it's quietly been set as wallpaper.
14:27 idk why this whole part made me laugh so dang hard man
"The future is here" he says as he types on a mechanical keyboard.
Oh if only he knew.
We've regressed
The panic in Joel's voice when he deleted old internet and then how happy he sounded when someone replied was honestly the best thing I've seen all year
The Legend come to libe.
"Fuck you joel"
@@gavindillon1486 fuck yuo yoel
Bbs is still up and running it's just this marketplace that bugged out of reality
@@nightlust BBS is still around in 2022? That's incredible
Tornado ice fun is one of the most hilarious Vinny clips I've ever seen
Woodrow: *Exists*
Joel: s̵͚̉ų̴̓b̶͖̏m̵̜̀ḯ̸̡t̶̲͂ ̵͇͝ẗ̷͇́ḩ̴̇e̴̳̐ ̷̀͜f̵̤̈ļ̷͋e̴̫͝ś̶̪ȟ̸͕
"We may have a minute."
-shows 90 seconds.
Focus on the word "may"
He uses the metric system
Mucus LMAO
i think the funniest part about when joel does things is the sheer panic in his voice when anything happens at all
At heart, he's still the little bab who thinks technology is magic.
furries
@@ElPastalero yes, your point?
@@snowob nothing
@@ElPastalero we are more than you
"I have something called.. twister"
Top ten moments before disaster
I love how when Joel panics after doing or activating something he didn’t mean to, he just starts saying “REGRET REGRET”
The deep demonic “Luigi” has the same energy as times new Roman Luigi saying “hello Mario”
OH GOD IT DOES
Thats not demonic Luigi thats Impact font Luigi
@@atomicmonocle1514 *oh fuck*
THIS IS IT, LUIGI
3:55
That 3D movie maker looks like an untapped goldmine of meme potential. Where can I get it
SimplyDanny windows 98
Have you not seen his movie?
>potential
Have you not seen Rat Movie? Decades late there boyo.
Jerma used it for his modern masterpiece, Rat Movie, and Rat Movie 2: The Movie
@@zach_boi8872 moo
As an italian, i can confirm that this is an absolute masterpiece
ahandredefòrti
"I'm a huge metal fan too." All these times I've rewatched/listened to this video, and I'm just now noticing that pun??
Is no one gonna talk about how he just destroyed years of internet history
R.I.P
I don’t think it was *deleted* it was probably hidden
@@-throat- Yeah its just hidden somewhere in the server haha right?... right?
Hopefully
if i remember correctly everything actually came back after a few minutes
The speech to text program is like a meme generator.
OH MAMA MIA! LUIGI IS DRUNK AGAIN!
YOU DA WINNAR! YOU DA WINNAR!
*AAAA-*
Alex Delarge Legend says that’s how AnCo made Here Comes the Indian :^)
@@zenshadow26055
Cat's out of the bag, that's how they did it.
3:29 My fav part XD
"we have to install this!"
*ten minutes later*
"we have to uninstall this program. it's unhealthy."
Like a dozen box of brownie
6:53 HE SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE HALF-LIFE SCIENTISTS
STAHP
STAAAAHP!
AUGHHH
Are you insane? Stop attacking, immediately.
they are waiting for you gordon in the test chamberrrr
6:50 I don't think we're gonna click on that one. *HL1 scientist scream*
Is your channel image some sort of evee dragon?
@@gamencraft818 I get asked this a lot, but no, it's a bunnydragon.
@@UnknownCleric2420 sigh, i will no more being offended when i'll see this image
@@UnknownCleric2420BNNUY
15:15 for people who want the part
this is probably by far my favorite Destruction. mostly because of the clips of Blue Shell Incident and the whole... TORNADO! thing
8:51 - If you listen very carefully, you can hear Joel laughing and screaming uncontrollably in the background!
DiamondDude11 [Puro] indeed and I see that is a puro profile pic
I’ve been laughing at this for 20 minutes
That was Joel?
TORNADO!
@@squirrelguy2195 T O R N A D O !
3:16
Joel: "It actually works!"
Playback: "It's working! It's actually working!"
Wait, what?
What are you confused about?
He says test test test, “it works!” then he says it’s actually working, it also recognized that.
@@Dante_Sparda_DMC It seems like when he's recording he says "Test, test, test. Oh, it actually works!" but when the program plays back the recording he's saying "Test, test, test. It's working! It's actually working!"
@@telexghoulie its edited
@@ethosarris4064 thanks, but i know, i was explaining the confusing bit
8:03 Konec Hry
I just discovered you and I have been non-stop laughing for the past few minutes. I’ve laughed so hard that I’m struggling to breathe so thank you
8:48 You can hear the absolute fear in Joel's voice when the twister zone pop ups appear again, it's like he's in a last desperate attempt to disable a nuclear bomb before the inevitable happens
T O R N A D O
"N- No. Get away-"
*.̴̢̢̨̛͉̫̪͇̩̹͎̮͂̉̿̾͐̀̈́͂͘.̴̯̮̩̟̖̖̒͋̈͑̍.̶̛̲̮̭̹͓̦̫̫̺̻͖̩̣̹̮͍̈́͐̂̓͗̏͘̚͝.̵̪̮͋̈́̊̈́́̀̉̆̿͂́̈́͝.̷̡̢͔̟͂̈͌̇̆̒̿̈́͂͝.̶̮͕̣̠͈̜̫̲̑̄͋͠.̸̘̞̫̲̠̝̜͚̮̫̜͚͙̞͖̝͑̉̊͘͝.̸̡̛̭̘͇̗̙̟̗̦͕̰̼̱̯̂́̔͑̀̃̐̄̓͋͋͋͜͝.̸̡̫̭̭͉͍̗̭̖̄̀͛͝͝.̸͖͈̱̂͜.̵̪̯̗̗̜̬̪̯̦͇̥̣̝͒̂̀̈́͗̀ͅ.̵̪̟̗̊̓̀̏̓͗̿́̓́͊̽̿͘͘͝.̴̧̛͍̪̮͙̫̱̦̹̙̹̮͍͌͐͆̀̅͜ͅ.̷̨͈̞͇̩̫̱͚̞̭̐̊͂̆͐͛̌̂͛͒̕̚͠͝͝͠.̷͙̫͙̞̭̺͒̉́ͅ.̵̡̢͉͔̰̱̞̲̜̭̬̖̤͎̓.̸͕͚̺͍͚̘̇̽̌̈́͌̔̈́͐̊.̴̢̢̢̺̹̱͚̜̬̺͇͖̫̤͊̋̄̀̌͋̇͐̈́̌̃̚̚͝.̵̹͕̘͔̘̏̅̍̑.̵͉̻̝̯̆̌̉͆͗͛͒͜͠.̶̢̢̬̠͕̟̤͇̫͖̤̮̖̜̼̠͑͌̂̉̐͐̔̐̔̄.̶̪̠̈̃̂̆̏͌̉̌.̶̧̡̝͉̥̻̪̖̗͚͙̰̳͉͜͝.̸̛̬̖̞̟͍̩̬̦̙͕̜͔̜̍͗̓̀͋̀͊̍̔͂͌̀͜͝.̷̘̠̝̳̟̯̭̞̣̼̙͔͐͌̋̊̂̿͘ͅ.̸̭̝̠̲̞̗̮̘̖͍͚͑̀̍̈́.̵̨̨̦͖̥̲͔͔̝̩͍̬̄̎́͑̌̽̈́̐͋.̸̘̮͓̠̫̮͎̐ͅ.̶̡̢̳̯̗͇͈̉͊͒̄̋̇͊̎̄͝ͅ.̷̨̨̲̳͚͓̱̪͇̝̜̝̈́̈̔͒̈́́̇̅̐͛̚͝ͅ.̸̧̨̝͇̻̯̅̄̀͗̽̾̂̓̽̎̓̕̚͠͝.̶͖̝̫͕̤̮̙̗̬̞̹̟̻̈̐̈͊̐.̸̡̦̱̱̰̭̣̗͓̐̄͌̍͗̽̈́́͋̃̍̍̃͗̚͠.̵̪̠͙̖̼͕̟́̉̏̾̃̉̈̿͋͝ͅ.̷̡̡̧̧̤̝̟̗̹̻̳̫͊̀͋̅̍͝͝͝.̷̛̩̫̎͗̈́̽̃͘̕͝.̵̡̮̤̣̗̖̳̤̊͐̊͗͊̅̕͝.̶̖̙̳̯̮̤̺̪̺̩͂̌̈́̓̂̓͐͊̈́.̵̠̯̐͐͝.̴̢̘̤͇̮͚̖̮̻͍̪͕̦̬̐͊̿̈́̋͝.̴̲͎͚̫͇̈͛͘.̴̭̑̾̈̌͗͂̕.̶̧̱͕̪̞̟̖͉̮̱̹͚̮̳͕̹́͌.̵͎̝͍̠̅̈́͗̒*
@@tristanforce * T O R N A D O*
*T O R N A D O*
(*Ding!*)
Shut it down, shut it down.
It's not- IT'S NOT WORKING!
14:12
Julius Caesar accidentally burning the Library of Alexandria, 48 BC (Colorised)
Nero*
Julius Caesar was dead long before.
14:11*
14:27
8:50 I loved the unedited one
Times have been rough, thank you Joel, this has helped
*SUPA-MARIO TWOOOOO, YAHOOO-* _unintelligible accursed screams of insanity and fear_
*IT'S A ME WARIO*
What video was that voice clip from again? I remember hearing that and couldn't stop crying laughing
*_L U I G I_*
*O MAMMA MIA! LUIGI'S DRUNK AGAAAIN!!!!*
*WAAH IT'S A ME, WARIO*
*YAHOOOOO*
*AAAAAAAAAA*
6:54 I legit can’t tell if that’s Joel or a half life sample
Why not both
Its tongue kissing how 'bout that?
@@Andux 6:58
It’s not from half like
@@Dunnay48 who said it was from half like
14:20 Joel decimates the BBS
3:47 This part killed me xD
8:53 You can faintly hear either the Laughing or painfull death of Joel.
*TØRNÅDO*
aka the wonders of Czech PC games.
YEARS OF FINNISH HISTORY, GONE IN AN INSTANT
*torilla tavataan*
tortilla avataan
P E R K E L E
siihen et koske saatana
fuck you joel
One of the only youtuber’s who can make me belly laugh for the whole video 😂
I like how joel’s immediate instinct when using a voice recognition software is to tell his pc to shut down
"My computer runs on N i n t e n d o"
Where can I get a Nintendo Windows
Where can I get a Nintendo Windows?
Mine too!
@@thearbiter77930 You can find one in MAMMA TUA house!
8:50 “n-no, get away-“ *_the gates to hell itself open_*
TORNADO
*he warned us.*
TÓRTNADO
@@twistedaxles9126 it's nowhere near as loud as the original
Oh I'm toaster so how am i
That McAfee joke hits a bit different now...
Why?
@@TheMadone67 Because he got Epstein'd
@@JonnyHorseman Wait, what's happened?
@@hannahrpg2957 McAfee didn't kill himself
Menu Transilation: Hrát=Play, Ovládání Hry=Game Conrtolls, lezení po žebříku=Climbing The Ladder, chůze=walking, Skok=Jump, Cíl Hry=Game Goal, The Goal Of The Game: The Goal Of The Game Is To Collect 100 Twisters And While Doing That Be Aware Of Blocades. The Player Can Find A Door, That If He Opens With The Right Color Of The Key The Player Has A Total Of 7 Lives. (Got That BC I Am Czech)
7:32 this has got to be the funniest thing ever,you could tell how loud the video actually is by the sheer panick in joels voice faintly in the background
Oh and then 8:50 comes.
Tornado Twister
Joel: *TURN IT DOWN WHAT THE FUCK AHHHH*
HRÁT means : Play KONEC HRI means : Game Over
@@KeedGmaer
"n-no get away"
i like how sometimes he discovers a good image and then like 7 seconds later you see it as his desktop background
But said image is HORRIBLY stretched and shit.
@@morganpriest7726 bonus points if it's been shrunk down and resized back to normal and looks more like oatmeal than the image it was before
Jesus christ I haven't seen filmmaking that cursed since the fake Sonic game where you're given a camcorder. You know the one. It will never leave the darkest recesses of your memory.
this video is mind-melting, i simply cannot think when i watch it.
3:16
It bothers me how robotic he sounds while saying "Test, Test, Test."
Joel is actually Bonnie Buddy that has developed a new voice
thought that was just me
Also on 6:54 he sounds lik scientist from hl1
Node graph out of date, rebuilding
Watches this video right after watching **The World's End**
3:48
Nintendo - inside the recording studio (1999)
*L U I G I*
🅱️ u p
"That's the trial? A JPEG!?"
Underrated quotes from Joel
13:03 somebody sold a playstation on the day I was born, Neat.
"can i make the baby dab"
*-Every 30 year old mom on the youtube*
what a cruel world we live in
jesus christ, the editing is gold. the audio alone already had me slain, but with the visuals.. I have ascended.
this video is made in heaven
@@Azrielfiend truly
@@c0zn1c thunk u 4 lejen i cumtinyoo is lagassi
*ASCEND*
@@jed4110 yahoOoOoOo
I've watched his destruction videos so often
Best series ever
Joel's laugh at "Windows Unknown" gave me a laughing fit! (I'm talking about 6:19)
3:47 Lyrics:
SUPER MARIO 2! YAHOO! EEEAAAAAOOOOO!!! *ＬＵＩＧＩ*
AAAOOOOOO!!! YAHOO! OFODHDJD OOOEEEOOOAAAA!
WHY ITS A ME WARIO! YAHOO!
AAAAAAAAA!!!!
WO MAMA MIA! LUIGI IS DRUNK AGAIN!
BUP! ITS ME TOAD! AAAAWO!!
ITS A ME WARIO IM BACK, WAAA
AAAEEAOO!!
GAME OVER! YOURE THE WINNER, YOURE THE WINNER! *ＤＥＡＴＨ ＮＯＩＳＥＳ*
(Edit: Thanks for all the support on this comment!)
Not "wop" it's "bup"
Not "brother" it's "game over"
@@avianclownfusion5767 thanks.
You the winner*
@@pj9810 thank you too
Toad rode the lightning.
i like how every TORNADO is amplified in this edit
*T O R N Á D O !*
why a re you here
@@FilFee ICY FRESH TORNADO
@@obee58 u
I love coming back to the ViaVoice 98 bit and laughing my ass off with Joel every few months.
1:07
*Protect Yourself.*
Now with the barrage of viruses I have tonight, do you think-, do you think-HEHEHE, he’ll offer any protection? Good Norton himself, look at him.
"He looks like he belongs in Half Life."
*Scientist yelp*
Me: * expecting vineos destruction
Joel: *ah yes it’s beautiful isn’t it*
*a h y e s*
*
I would have liked this, but then I saw fortnite.
[ ɴ ᴏ x ɪ ᴅ ᴇ ] it was for a meme I don’t even play fortnite
@@people6117 please likr it
2:59
*S U M B I T T H E F L E S H*
- Joel 2019
2 🐮
🐄🐄
5 million downloads.
HOLY CRAP THE LIKES OH MY GOD 😂😂
Exactly how I remember Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 4 going
The animations take me back to my childhood I love it
Trust this timestamp
7:32
@ThatOneDude I think it's because the volume is turned way down during editing, you can hear that Joel's voice is a lot less quiet during that part compared to other sections of the video
T O R N Á D O
And you can also trust this one
8:51
TØRŃÀÐŒ
*_T ○ R N A D ○ _*
13:23
that perfectly pronounced "saatana perkele" was glorious
Made me laugh lmao
Eesti keel
@@2squaredtriangle finnish
it means fuck satan
@@latiendadepaikawaii yes
0:25 one of my top 5 vinescauce Joel moments
Hey man recently I got a pc virus and I just want to say I love watching you virus videos they make me feel so much better thank you for making these
"He looks like he belongs in half-life"
*BWAERGH*
STAHP
NOOO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
DOH
Hey leave him alone!
14:26 THE SACRED TEXTS!
2:50 kills me every time. The utter fear in Joel’s voice saying “WHAT?”, knowing of his fear of having to deal with yet another bonzi buddy type character will never seize to be hilarious.
Everytime I watch this guy it feels like a fever dream
2:50 I love how joel has bonzibuddy PTSD
I think this and bonzi are both Microsoft agents.
@@moelester7527 no bonzibuddy wasn't Microsoft
BONZIBUDDY WAS HELL
@@jaikenmainy this one is hell as well, because Microsoft agents in general are hell.
@@moelester7527 *Y E S*
That model is horrifying
10:20 VRChat looking lit
WELCOME TO TWISTER.
i'll still remember that quote until forever
This was the funniest Destruction video I've ever watched lmao
"Testeemonial dot PEEN"
Oh boy, my favourite.
3:47 Sounds like something that would be played in a really bad creepypasta game
_THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING_
They made me laugh
4:41 is the jumpscare
More of this type of video should exist
You do not enter the Twister Zone
this video is just a part of my personality at this point