[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows XP Destruction

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @volk9327
    @volk9327 4 года назад +11484

    the worst part about this video is that i'll never be able to watch it for the first time again

    • @nezbednik
      @nezbednik 4 года назад +382

      i totally agree, i was laughing so hard when watching this first time lmao
      i already watched it like 50 times lol

    • @neetwithajob
      @neetwithajob 4 года назад +196

      that’s how i feel about all of joel’s compilations :-( he’s so unforgettable

    • @fb5601
      @fb5601 4 года назад +28

      He needs to do more

    • @saturndotnet
      @saturndotnet 4 года назад +94

      having really bad memory is both a blessing and a curse

    • @unhappymeal1087
      @unhappymeal1087 4 года назад +8

      Lol I’m watching this for the first time

  • @NeatMike
    @NeatMike 8 лет назад +12478

    I use Bonzi Buddy to this day. I have no friends left so that monkey and I became close.

  • @onscreenmoper
    @onscreenmoper 5 лет назад +7724

    I remember watching this for the first time when I was 14 and thinking Joel was a 40 year old man from New Jersey.

    • @coderedskyrim
      @coderedskyrim 5 лет назад +179

      bruh

    • @BigBoiTurboslav
      @BigBoiTurboslav 4 года назад +351

      @Lem Rezar your dad doesn't even come close to any part of the U.S. let alone New Jersey

    • @RetroWrites-de7ih
      @RetroWrites-de7ih 4 года назад +54

      @Lem Rezar A bad one.

    • @decepticonsoundwave297
      @decepticonsoundwave297 4 года назад +8

      Someone doesnt like your idea... Uh oh!

    • @critlv972
      @critlv972 4 года назад +19

      Lem Rezar sounds pretty american though, but more like generic one

  • @800dbcloud
    @800dbcloud 11 месяцев назад +342

    this is unironically probably one of the most important videos on the internet of all time. happy 10 year anniversary, windows xp destruction

  • @ajgnexus
    @ajgnexus 5 лет назад +9391

    you can slowly observe Joel's accent deteriorating over the years.

  • @vinesauce
    @vinesauce 11 лет назад +10633

    Let the hate flow....

    • @deadkat5badcfehg
      @deadkat5badcfehg 10 лет назад +237

      Let the hate within fuel your anger boy...release it and unleash a fiery hell upon those who have not fulfilled your lifetime goals.

    • @luancervantes6124
      @luancervantes6124 10 лет назад +95

      9 months ago this happened... so, did a baby bonzi buddy was born or something?

    • @Kirby7601
      @Kirby7601 7 лет назад +45

      join me! and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son

    • @ZiroZenStudios
      @ZiroZenStudios 7 лет назад +36

      WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS?!?!

    • @dumpsterchild131
      @dumpsterchild131 7 лет назад +27

      Disliked
      And then imidiately liked because you can't like and dislike a vid at a time o and good vid Joel

  • @dr.dirtydan497
    @dr.dirtydan497 5 лет назад +5054

    *W H O ‘ S B E E N D R A W I N G D I C K S*

    • @memerboi69.0
      @memerboi69.0 5 лет назад +52

      that would be 6:15 to be exact

    • @egattignolo
      @egattignolo 5 лет назад +19

      i think its dirty dan

    • @JontyMaster
      @JontyMaster 5 лет назад +22

      *zooms in on bonzi*

    • @user-ql7dr6uw8z
      @user-ql7dr6uw8z 5 лет назад +9

      😐👉 😱🖌️ him

    • @99lev1
      @99lev1 5 лет назад +1

      Let's listen to this, uh...

  • @stephenbeatty9856
    @stephenbeatty9856 7 месяцев назад +231

    The fact that people 10 years ago were saying “yeah guys remember YTPs” truly says how old they are

  • @Purpulear
    @Purpulear 8 лет назад +11448

    How to get a Virus in 2 minutes:
    "Free Minecraft"
    Story of 30 million 12 year olds.

    • @jdarksword
      @jdarksword 8 лет назад +245

      Tru, funny thing is is that it's cheap.

    • @dotcomgamingd5564
      @dotcomgamingd5564 8 лет назад +185

      I laughed so hard I choked on air

    • @jakeb.3497
      @jakeb.3497 8 лет назад +183

      literally my 7 year old self

    • @ultradepth3991
      @ultradepth3991 8 лет назад +230

      No, 12 year olds aren't that dumb. Its like 6 year old who do that

    • @Purpulear
      @Purpulear 8 лет назад +159

      Ultra Im sure a decent amount of 12 ear kids do it too.

  • @gregcraig5706
    @gregcraig5706 4 года назад +8395

    when i was 8 years old i saw joel and thinking his humor was really complicated for some reason

    • @neo674
      @neo674 4 года назад +529

      Symbolic and Poetic

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 года назад +614

      I was like you, I discovered joel when i was young (I don’t remember how old i was) but since my english wasn’t good. There was some puns I didn’t get. My first language was french. I am not from France, Canada, or Belgium, i'm from Lebanon but i grew up in Ivory Coast and Burkina Faso. And their official language is french

    • @PoloPlayz
      @PoloPlayz 4 года назад +69

      Alkinboy Mroue / الكينبوي مرو How you doing I heard about the Lebanon explosion, hope you and your family are safe

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 года назад +52

      @Polo We are safe, idk why but i see a lot of replies asking me if i'm okay from the explosion.

    • @amberjennifer8826
      @amberjennifer8826 4 года назад +14

      Same but I was like 9 or 10

  • @BlitsAzalisDash
    @BlitsAzalisDash 6 лет назад +3949

    4 years later I’m still watching this. Never gets old

  • @teaneck_
    @teaneck_ 3 года назад +1999

    I like how the video is about 2000's nostalgia, but now the video is nostalgic.

    • @fishyninjja9103
      @fishyninjja9103 2 года назад +17

      Yeah...

    • @strigers8007
      @strigers8007 2 года назад +116

      It was made when the 2000's were still considered cringe, and now those times are considered nostalgic and loved.

    • @Max-uv3eg
      @Max-uv3eg 2 года назад +9

      @@strigers8007 what? they still are considered that, and always will be. For good reasons

    • @noaht2005
      @noaht2005 2 года назад +60

      @@Max-uv3eg they are cringe, but in a fun way. It’s nice to look back and laugh at yourself

    • @gummi1203
      @gummi1203 Год назад +3

      Time flies way too fast...

  • @Lolpy.
    @Lolpy. 4 года назад +2344

    “We’re really getting that authentic 2002 experience”
    *Has an album cover from 2004*

    • @neetwithajob
      @neetwithajob 4 года назад +171

      he’s trying his best

    • @cyberqueen201
      @cyberqueen201 4 года назад +92

      @@neetwithajob maybe he likes the time traveler aesthetic

    • @Masterwar15
      @Masterwar15 4 года назад +93

      I'd say 2004 was still 2002ish enough to count as 2002.

    • @stuff31
      @stuff31 3 года назад +3

      oh

    • @vinnytheplayer5500
      @vinnytheplayer5500 3 года назад

      @Impaleification well true remember the movie the time machine

  • @AutumnRivers
    @AutumnRivers 3 года назад +2591

    I remember watching this for the first time and thinking Joel was just doing all this to some computer he found in the garbage outside
    Yes, I am now aware that virtual machines exist

    • @kamelfosare1527
      @kamelfosare1527 3 года назад +217

      Yes same here, i thought he bought old computers from some company or found them in the trash

    • @melvin2313
      @melvin2313 2 года назад +67

      I thought this the same way that joel has broken computers in his garage 💀

    • @DuncanDonutzRAWRXD
      @DuncanDonutzRAWRXD 2 года назад +4

      SAME 😂

    • @skinwalker69420
      @skinwalker69420 2 года назад +69

      That would honestly be ideal, VMs run like shit, especially the kind Joel is using, VirtualBox runs like shit. It would be much better to run them on real hardware or better yet, use a "computer condom" as Joel basically referred to it as but use a KVM virtual machine and 2 graphics cards so you can make the VM directly access one of the cards, allowing it much better performance. I believe you can do the same thing with a multi CPU setup on servers as well.

    • @radioactiveseaotter
      @radioactiveseaotter 2 года назад +40

      I legitimately thought he bought old computers to just end their suffering

  • @archbishopTL1
    @archbishopTL1 3 года назад +2700

    I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS 7 YEARS OLD

    • @amstaringmickey8795
      @amstaringmickey8795 3 года назад +45

      Yes and his voice changed

    • @MetalNoah778
      @MetalNoah778 3 года назад +4

      Wait what

    • @shipy490
      @shipy490 3 года назад +9

      @@amstaringmickey8795 probably changed mic aswell so he sounds a but different

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 3 года назад +1

      i was 7

    • @chairger
      @chairger 3 года назад +35

      i refuse to believe that 2014 was 7 years ago

  • @Ash-bo9eu
    @Ash-bo9eu 3 года назад +629

    POV: you’re about to witness the birth of modern internet humor

  • @vandyckaldo
    @vandyckaldo 4 года назад +2441

    Real story: i live in mexico, and i remember going with my mom and dad to buy supplements for him, it was somewhat far from home, and im not kidding that store had home-made banana snacks, with bonzi buddy as the mascot

    • @cyberqueen201
      @cyberqueen201 4 года назад +28

      Woah.

    • @adventureboy7855
      @adventureboy7855 4 года назад +12

      What year was it it was probably a sponsor

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 4 года назад +147

      Lemme guess... The brand is Expand Dong™

    • @bervin3232
      @bervin3232 4 года назад +13

      @@Limbbiscuit
      EXPAND

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 4 года назад +55

      They googled purple virus ape and printed the first result

  • @erykd.1360
    @erykd.1360 4 года назад +2201

    "Kup teraz" means "buy now"
    "Przegląd" means"search"
    "Historia i przywracanie" means"history and restoration"
    "Ustawienia" means "settings"
    "Konto" means "account"
    Its in polish not in russian joel but your accent is welcome

    • @abandonedaccount2986
      @abandonedaccount2986 4 года назад +22

      Thanks I learned something

    • @prophetofregret8468
      @prophetofregret8468 4 года назад +54

      @@gaydilla No it wasn't, it sounded objectively the worst out of them. The rest was something like drunk russian so still pretty close to original. I pissed myself laughing when he pronounced that anyways

    • @glibglob8681
      @glibglob8681 4 года назад +23

      "Historia i przywracanie" means something akin "History and restoration", "history of search" translates to "Historia wyszukiwania"

    • @mexicanitachi
      @mexicanitachi 4 года назад

      Èl nîná

    • @popito5942
      @popito5942 4 года назад +16

      Bolish is my passion

  • @derekschoch4551
    @derekschoch4551 7 лет назад +1009

    7:33 From here it's almost like BonziBuddy knows that the OS is about to be deleted and he's begging for his life.

    • @never4916
      @never4916 7 лет назад +49

      he says its been nice gnawing you lol

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 7 лет назад +65

      he's trying to keep positive while his world is crashing down around him.

    • @nicolasdacanay216
      @nicolasdacanay216 7 лет назад +2

      Foir sword do you remeber "turn on c

    • @arty5279
      @arty5279 7 лет назад +17

      Begging? almost more like going insane of the shit hes going through

    • @whatshappeninganymore2473
      @whatshappeninganymore2473 7 лет назад +7

      He gets insane in the Windows 10 destruction vid (I think). Joel pushed him over the edge. This isn't MY Bonzi.
      He was a decent man/ape thing. And he died for it. Rest in peace Bonzi Buddy.

  • @Truffle_D_Toad
    @Truffle_D_Toad 11 месяцев назад +88

    It's been 10 years holy crap. I remember watching this when it was only a little over a year old. It's still incredible after all these years

  • @IsaacVeyronNeedsSubs
    @IsaacVeyronNeedsSubs 6 лет назад +2414

    *"LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI"*

    • @souvvless
      @souvvless 6 лет назад +140

      *GETTI, GETTI, GETTI, GETTI, GETTI, GETTI*

    • @dannywapbang
      @dannywapbang 6 лет назад +24

      NEAAAAAAWH, WHYYYYEH?!

    • @bilalstyler98
      @bilalstyler98 6 лет назад +44

      *LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI, ŁŁŮŮĪĪĞĞÎÎ*

    • @AlphaXY13
      @AlphaXY13 5 лет назад +20

      *CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK OUT THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK.*

    • @NotAwesomeNintendoFacts
      @NotAwesomeNintendoFacts 5 лет назад +4

      WHAT!?

  • @PhantomPraetor
    @PhantomPraetor 4 года назад +935

    0:30
    I love how he puts minimal effort into the spikes while the song says “I tried so hard”

    • @Pr0D13gen
      @Pr0D13gen 3 года назад +27

      I T R I E D S O H A R D

    • @CutieFakeKirby
      @CutieFakeKirby 2 года назад

      SHUT UP, Jesus

    • @ScoutSunset
      @ScoutSunset 2 года назад +8

      In spite of the way you were mocking me

    • @NeatoUnused
      @NeatoUnused 2 года назад

      @@ScoutSunset SHUT UP, JESUS

    • @puffleposhcp915
      @puffleposhcp915 Год назад +3

      @@ScoutSunset SASQUA DUMP SASQUA DUMP SASQUA DUMP

  • @bigedude
    @bigedude 11 лет назад +907

    I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE TOOLBARS!!!

  • @Kaizushiya
    @Kaizushiya Год назад +212

    3:04 the fact that the sound effect after him saying expand dong is him accidentally hitting his cereal bowl makes this even fucking funnier

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 Год назад +28

      it makes the garage-dwelling computer destroying vibe just right

  • @bootleg42069
    @bootleg42069 7 лет назад +1663

    Mario stopped using mushrooms and he went for meth instead, so he's got *bad teeth*.

  • @ReesesBees
    @ReesesBees 5 лет назад +961

    this was the video that introduced me to Joel and the other Vinesauce guys.
    to this day, i still quote jobel's "what is this beast on my floor?!" when i see something messed up.

  • @ArchDennam
    @ArchDennam 7 лет назад +1630

    "let's listen to some nice music"
    "TWO HUNDRHED DOLLERS!?"

    • @tomv23
      @tomv23 7 лет назад +8

      NamrednE 125 your comment its old
      But funny as.. *F U C C*

    • @ArchDennam
      @ArchDennam 7 лет назад +1

      same

    • @nicolasthomas4780
      @nicolasthomas4780 7 лет назад +5

      No 1 dollar

    • @LennyFazeGD
      @LennyFazeGD 6 лет назад +5

      “let’s listen to some music”
      “One dollar”

    • @the1stwing
      @the1stwing 6 лет назад

      Uhhhh... Wrong vid buddy

  • @CarlosTheSFR
    @CarlosTheSFR 3 года назад +548

    Can't wait for a Windows 11 Destruction by the guy himself, Joel.

  • @cooldude123817
    @cooldude123817 8 лет назад +2218

    I lost it at the Slayer midi.

  • @RegiO-O
    @RegiO-O 5 лет назад +1254

    After living on a tf2 meme server for 3 years i finally found the source of "w h o s b e en d r a w i n g d i c k s"

    • @cheesybeard
      @cheesybeard 4 года назад +70

      "I'm gonna kick Donkey Kong in his Konkey Dong".

    • @RegiO-O
      @RegiO-O 4 года назад +7

      @@cheesybeard oh god

    • @cheesybeard
      @cheesybeard 4 года назад +17

      @@RegiO-O that was a phrase people said in community servers for a bit in TF2.

    • @RegiO-O
      @RegiO-O 4 года назад +1

      @@cheesybeard thats why i said "oh god"

    • @cheesybeard
      @cheesybeard 4 года назад +1

      @@RegiO-O ahh ok

  • @AtariiWave
    @AtariiWave 6 лет назад +616

    2:52 General Kenobi...

    • @cristianjensen33
      @cristianjensen33 5 лет назад +4

      Steel Penguin, Well played.

    • @naulapommi666
      @naulapommi666 5 лет назад

      what

    • @swagjunk
      @swagjunk 5 лет назад

      @@naulapommi666 im disappointed u don't know the reference

    • @naulapommi666
      @naulapommi666 5 лет назад

      k

    • @leokm9586
      @leokm9586 5 лет назад +3

      @@naulapommi666 Your comment will be a fine addition to my cringe collection

  • @bighugo6251
    @bighugo6251 Год назад +145

    I still can’t believe this is gonna turn 10 years old in a few months Edit: This comment is now expired

    • @banesrb
      @banesrb 11 месяцев назад +5

      you mean 13 days ago?

    • @alike2833
      @alike2833 9 месяцев назад +2

      Dawn of the Final Day
      24 Hours Remain

    • @RexusSolextra
      @RexusSolextra 8 месяцев назад +1

      10 years

    • @materdela
      @materdela 7 месяцев назад +3

      KUP TERAZ!

    • @polixaberous
      @polixaberous 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@materdela KUP TERAZ!

  • @noideac
    @noideac 5 лет назад +494

    This video genuinely changed my life when I first watched it 5 years ago

    • @formerlygrimagikoopa
      @formerlygrimagikoopa 5 лет назад +7

      same, i was 9

    • @nezbednik
      @nezbednik 4 года назад +2

      yeah it changed my life too

    • @TheDarkraiDimension491
      @TheDarkraiDimension491 4 года назад +1

      I was 6

    • @zakourille
      @zakourille 4 года назад +16

      its been 6 years now and its embarassing how much of my personality is saying "kup teraz" and "ok i'll"

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 3 года назад

      No it didn’t

  • @sneet8586
    @sneet8586 7 лет назад +639

    I f*cking love when Joel accidentally snorts.

    • @sprite6550
      @sprite6550 7 лет назад +28

      Rosalina Knows Best I prefer when he smokes crack

    • @kurtisjondriver8103
      @kurtisjondriver8103 7 лет назад

      Rosalina Knows can I screw you (-_-)

  • @LilAnonomus
    @LilAnonomus 4 года назад +351

    This was my introduction to vinesauce and the beginning of the evolution of my sense of humor.

    • @TheTimesOfOld
      @TheTimesOfOld 3 года назад +3

      Hey dude noticed your profile Pic cool to see another pendulum fan hello there friend! :D

  • @doctornsilver3882
    @doctornsilver3882 2 года назад +114

    I remember my mum unironically installed bonzi buddy onto our old family computer.
    The poor thing promptly committed suicide 3 days later.

    • @bamberghh1691
      @bamberghh1691 Год назад +23

      The family computer or bonzi buddy?

    • @HenryLarson-wq2xp
      @HenryLarson-wq2xp 8 месяцев назад +13

      I think he means his mom

    • @doctornsilver3882
      @doctornsilver3882 Месяц назад +2

      ​​@@bamberghh1691 back here two years later to say; both.
      Also my mom is fine in case anyone was wondering. Lmao

    • @doctornsilver3882
      @doctornsilver3882 Месяц назад +2

      Actually to add to this; I hated bonzi buddy from like, the very beginning.
      It was back before i had my own computer, so I couldnt do anything about it.
      Until the computer died and my parents realised it was malware all along.
      Life was good after that.

    • @bamberghh1691
      @bamberghh1691 Месяц назад

      @@doctornsilver3882 damn hahahahah thanks for the answer and the story

  • @elifarmer3815
    @elifarmer3815 4 года назад +784

    Joel sounds 30 years younger now

    • @Povilaz
      @Povilaz 4 года назад +143

      He stopped smoking around that time.

    • @pastaroni8683
      @pastaroni8683 3 года назад +10

      And mentally

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 3 года назад +2

      yeah

    • @partitionhlep
      @partitionhlep 2 года назад +5

      if you said this when the video was just released, then you would be saying that joel sounded -9 years old

  • @jaynelson7123
    @jaynelson7123 4 года назад +364

    I can't fathom the fact that this wasn't made like,,, a month ago, Joel made this when he was 21,,,, *_what_*

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 года назад +29

      oh God, he's 28 now?

    • @bancon666
      @bancon666 3 года назад +22

      Jesus. He sounds like he is forty lol
      I must look and a sound like a ten year old compared to him and I'm 25

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 года назад +45

      @@bancon666 that's 'cause he used to smoke back when he made this. Since then he quit, and his voice sounds much better

    • @Maxbotnick
      @Maxbotnick 3 года назад +2

      *20

  • @jaydagamer0
    @jaydagamer0 5 лет назад +772

    6:41 Are we gonna ignore where Bonzi got the banana from?

    • @zakicrafteur3487
      @zakicrafteur3487 5 лет назад +52

      Jay Da Gamer from his ass maybe

    • @ItsJustAidenYT
      @ItsJustAidenYT 5 лет назад +44

      Jay Da Gamer up his *A S S*

    • @FunkParadigm
      @FunkParadigm 5 лет назад +32

      It's so great that after five years later, people are still talking on here.

    • @saikikusuo5573
      @saikikusuo5573 5 лет назад +1

      Bitch.

    • @cringe9361
      @cringe9361 5 лет назад +13

      *he doesn’t have any pockets*

  • @JamesRoyceDawson
    @JamesRoyceDawson Год назад +127

    Nearly a decade on and so many iconic quotes that live in my head rent-free-
    - Authentic 2002 experience
    - Can't stand it even ironically
    - Expand Dong
    - Go in here you Monkee Fucc
    - Download these cool viruses
    - Kewl Tewlbarrs
    - Now we're hardcore, surfing the internet like a boss
    - Windows mewvie makerr, we should make some mewvies
    - WAKKEE EFFECTS
    - Limp Bizkut 4ever bitche

    • @GamingTopTen
      @GamingTopTen 9 месяцев назад +2

      The joke about the beaver gnawing the tree is one I quote often.

    • @HenryLarson-wq2xp
      @HenryLarson-wq2xp 8 месяцев назад +1

      I officially say "kup teraz" for no reason

    • @bradyvandruenen55
      @bradyvandruenen55 6 месяцев назад

      limp bizkut 4ever bitche

  • @Sloppy_McFloppy
    @Sloppy_McFloppy 5 лет назад +1200

    6:32 and thus history was made

    • @InklingFan77Mettaton1936
      @InklingFan77Mettaton1936 5 лет назад +45

      Digital Dirk and SilvaGunner was born

    • @DrSabot-A
      @DrSabot-A 4 года назад +10

      It's stupidly hilarious when you heard the rip first instead of this one

    • @meyazra
      @meyazra 4 года назад +3

      @SuperSansCraft 1212 Me

    • @decepticonsoundwave297
      @decepticonsoundwave297 4 года назад +2

      (Not the right video but...) G R A N D D A D

    • @LiamTheGuy3
      @LiamTheGuy3 4 года назад +2

      @@decepticonsoundwave297 FLEENTSTONES!?!??!?

  • @letscringe9727
    @letscringe9727 9 лет назад +888

    Joel's laugh can cure cancer

    • @eddieedd36
      @eddieedd36 9 лет назад +104

      And BonziBuddy causes it

    • @rocketsummer
      @rocketsummer 9 лет назад +5

      +Eddie Edd That's why Jobel and Bonzi are forever locked in battle.

    • @singleflips
      @singleflips 9 лет назад +8

      +Let's Cringe joel can also cure herpes with his prank call.

    • @Fennelfox
      @Fennelfox 9 лет назад

      +Let's Cringe His laughter reminds me to this guy watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY haha

    • @hiromurdoch6164
      @hiromurdoch6164 9 лет назад +1

      No, Geoff Ramsey's laugh cures cancer.

  • @therealdavidcage4761
    @therealdavidcage4761 8 лет назад +1893

    I remember breaking my families £1000 PC trying to download free SpongeBob episodes as a kid.

  • @mousefriend8635
    @mousefriend8635 3 года назад +107

    To be honest, his ytp was better than most of them back in the day.

  • @tamby_teeze
    @tamby_teeze 7 лет назад +336

    Bonzi Buddy said the joke with the punchline of "It was nice gnawing you." right before the windows were broken.

  • @AlatielleRS
    @AlatielleRS 6 лет назад +288

    4 years later but still hilarious

    • @kori7795
      @kori7795 6 лет назад +1

      Ikr

    • @dxvt
      @dxvt 6 лет назад +4

      r/unexpectedDDLC

  • @dbmd9915
    @dbmd9915 5 лет назад +501

    Ok now we have to add some *WACKY EFFECTS OOO*

    • @fantasy7506
      @fantasy7506 4 года назад +4

      *insert in the end earrape*

    • @cardboardfox6728
      @cardboardfox6728 4 года назад +11

      Where did i put the ሠልርጕሃ ቿቻቻቿርፕነ

    • @MJHeavenBound
      @MJHeavenBound 4 года назад +3

      S P A G H E T T I

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 4 года назад +2

      Now, where are the *_WACKY EFFECTS_*

  • @_MMK
    @_MMK 4 месяца назад +15

    This video might genuinely be one of the most important pieces of modern internet culture. So many things can be traced down back to this. If Wikipedia wasn't fucking around, they'd have a dedicated page just for this one stream.

  • @triangulous5758
    @triangulous5758 8 лет назад +990

    i remember in my science class while my classmates where doing research me and my friend sat there the entire class downloading bonzi buddy and like a shit ton of malware (pretty much fucking the computer) and we didnt know the computers volume was on full blast so when bonzi came up and said "well hello there!" LITERALLY THE ENTIRE CLASS LOOKED AT US AND WE LAUGHED OUR ASSES OFF AND OUR TEACHER WHO WAS OUT OF THE ROOM HAD TO PULL US OUT OF OUR NEXT CLASS TO GET US TO DELETE IT AND NOBODY SAID A WORD ABOUT IT UNTIL THE NEXT DAY

    • @MolternK
      @MolternK 8 лет назад +19

      OMG

    • @rxdzn_
      @rxdzn_ 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 8 лет назад +143

      I just want to imagine you sitting in class, everyone's working, it's super quiet, and then suddenly you hear "NICE TO MEET YOU EXPAND DONG"

    • @wispy9859
      @wispy9859 8 лет назад +3

      +stride99 lmfao

    • @triangulous5758
      @triangulous5758 8 лет назад +40

      stride99 IMAGINE THAT SO FUCKING LOUD THAT PEOPLE WITH HEADPHONES ON FULL FUCKING BLAST KILLING THEIR BRAIN CELLS WITH GOD DAMN FUCKING DEATH METAL CAN HEAR BONZI FUCKING SCREAMING "ITS BEEN NICE KNAWING YOU"

  • @vertram
    @vertram 6 лет назад +688

    6:52 Joel tries to speak polish and he sounds like drunk russian xd

  • @cfalcon0754
    @cfalcon0754 5 лет назад +528

    here’s another nostalgic part of the video, at 5:13 has a blue background and white text, doesn’t anyone remember videos looking like that in 2007-2010?

  • @enniswennis
    @enniswennis 11 месяцев назад +33

    happy 10 years to this lmfao, i remember watching this in 8th grade

  • @jacobpeck9372
    @jacobpeck9372 8 лет назад +325

    E X P A N D D O N G

    • @mightykitten4615
      @mightykitten4615 8 лет назад +7

      B O N Z I B U D D Y
      W I N D O W S X P
      V I N E S A U C E

    • @bonzibuddy8611
      @bonzibuddy8611 8 лет назад +9

      G E T A L I F E B I T C H E S

    • @synthspleen
      @synthspleen 8 лет назад +2

      +BonziBUDDY the lord has spoken

    • @Pierfy
      @Pierfy 8 лет назад +3

      +BonziBUDDY a r e y o u t h e 9 / 1 1 b o m b e r ?

    • @nikprobg9327
      @nikprobg9327 7 лет назад +1

      *D* *O* *N* *G*

  • @matmusis
    @matmusis 6 лет назад +418

    Trying to say Polish sentences with russian accent is crime against humanity

    • @isabellev9576
      @isabellev9576 6 лет назад +16

      Matmusis He’s actually from a place near Poland. You might’a heard of it, it’s called *SWEDEN!*

    • @ronylouis0
      @ronylouis0 6 лет назад +37

      @@isabellev9576there's a sea in between me and joel.

    • @zoronic4345
      @zoronic4345 6 лет назад +9

      Maybe German accent would do good hm?

    • @naom4194
      @naom4194 6 лет назад +3

      @@zoronic4345 german accent won't work, the czech accent is pretty close to polish tho

  • @gluciopl2174
    @gluciopl2174 9 лет назад +442

    6:53
    'Kup teraz!' - Buy now!
    'Przegląd' - Scan
    'Ostatnie skanowanie' - Last scan
    'Ustawienia' - Settings
    'Konto' - Account
    'Historia i Przywracanie' - History and backup

    • @dødskåtter
      @dødskåtter 9 лет назад

      +Gucio PL idk polish only english

    • @gluciopl2174
      @gluciopl2174 9 лет назад +19

      I posted this so ppl who don't speak Polish will understand what does it mean.

    • @dødskåtter
      @dødskåtter 9 лет назад

      Gucio PL i know only Kup teraz! what is

    • @25kamul
      @25kamul 9 лет назад +15

      Hej! Ja chciałem to napisać! >:(

    • @gluciopl2174
      @gluciopl2174 9 лет назад

      Smokin' Grounder the Badnik Aj. No cóż.

  • @chiimumango3979
    @chiimumango3979 11 месяцев назад +20

    HAPPY 10TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THIS MASTERPIECE!
    still remember the first time i watched this when i was like 10 years old and it's still funny to this day

  • @justcb1902
    @justcb1902 5 лет назад +673

    Fun fact: This Video actually got me into working with computers

    • @axelsprettycool
      @axelsprettycool 4 года назад +46

      you are windows 95

    • @justcb1902
      @justcb1902 4 года назад +86

      Yes, I’m the physical manifestation of Windows 95

    • @marioandluigi2000XD
      @marioandluigi2000XD 4 года назад +4

      lmao i got into computers by a random windows xp video

    • @justcb1902
      @justcb1902 4 года назад +20

      LAWL_26 Isn’t it amazing how humorous videos can actually help start careers?

    • @justcb1902
      @justcb1902 4 года назад +21

      @Brittany Just make sure that things like the RAM and processor work with the motherboard, and that your power supply has enough wattage to power everything

  • @ironiso411
    @ironiso411 6 лет назад +246

    Making YTP
    On a virus riddled pc

  • @chiccornsstuff
    @chiccornsstuff 6 лет назад +364

    6:53 Joel tries to speak Polish (part 1)

  • @UrshifuYaoi69
    @UrshifuYaoi69 2 года назад +71

    POV: You are 10 years old and your sense of humor is about to be changed for the rest of your life

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 11 лет назад +197

    Windows Torture Machine XP

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 7 лет назад +834

    7:46 this isn’t your PC anymore joel

    • @bonzibuddy9200
      @bonzibuddy9200 7 лет назад +82

      What did the beaver say to the tree?

    • @JuicyRedskin
      @JuicyRedskin 7 лет назад +6

      No!

    • @YaBoi-2401
      @YaBoi-2401 7 лет назад +25

      Bonzi Buddy Its been nice gnawing you hahahahahaha

    • @ihwiibl3431
      @ihwiibl3431 7 лет назад

      That’s a shiny giritina :|

    • @xy6165
      @xy6165 6 лет назад

      'tis our pc

  • @osaka4615
    @osaka4615 5 лет назад +1233

    It’s been 5 years at the time of posting this since Microsoft stopped supporting XP.
    F

  • @flamelmao69420
    @flamelmao69420 11 месяцев назад +27

    LMFAOOO HAPPY 10 YEARS TO THIS VIDEO DUDE 😭😭😭

  • @sleeplessstudios7626
    @sleeplessstudios7626 4 года назад +76

    I remember my classmate Connor made the S symbol out of paper. He folded it like origami. He got really protective of it and didn't want anyone to hold it because it took him the whole school day to figure it out.

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 2 года назад +7

      That Connor sounds awesome ngl

  • @waluigiscapelli6098
    @waluigiscapelli6098 7 лет назад +104

    2:00 Considering what Bonzi just did to windows Vista, I think you computer was definitely screaming in agony.

    • @acorn5687
      @acorn5687 7 лет назад +1

      Toontown Offline's engine is a virus and it killed my vista this summer

  • @mishi6525
    @mishi6525 5 лет назад +1638

    Yoshi’s New Island Music be Like 2:05

    • @mirjanadragoljuboviccplos1599
      @mirjanadragoljuboviccplos1599 5 лет назад +96

      K epic *but why do you have that profile pic*

    • @As567na
      @As567na 5 лет назад +29

      I like your pfp give me. Btw very true

    • @eatthis8924
      @eatthis8924 5 лет назад +24

      Mirjana Dragoljubovicčp loš Problem
      With erotic anime profile pics?

    • @Pgpxd
      @Pgpxd 5 лет назад +6

      e

    • @fucktrentonkersey9762
      @fucktrentonkersey9762 5 лет назад +5

      Splatoon is the worst game of all time. Why do you hate splatoon

  • @ZuperDarkk
    @ZuperDarkk 11 месяцев назад +21

    It's been exactly 10 years since this masterpiece was created

  • @Pok_The_Pok
    @Pok_The_Pok 7 лет назад +318

    6:33 _WHOS BEEN DRAWING DIKS_

  • @hampterland
    @hampterland 5 лет назад +317

    Ancient YTPs were apparently modern shitposts

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 4 года назад +14

      L U I G I

    • @itsmfdanbruh
      @itsmfdanbruh 3 года назад +8

      they predicted the future

    • @triplecrosscounter
      @triplecrosscounter 3 года назад +7

      @@browniecinco compared to now ytps were an art form, and don't worry bro I used to get shit for liking ytps too.

    • @Super_Suchi
      @Super_Suchi 3 года назад +11

      @@itsmfdanbruh nah more like meme culture finally went full circle

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 3 года назад +1

      @@Super_Suchi Memes are a cyclical beast. Just ask SMG4.

  • @SantiagoRevecoLepeReborn
    @SantiagoRevecoLepeReborn 5 лет назад +319

    Bonzi Buddy's voice actor: Adult Male #2

  • @ToadBup
    @ToadBup 10 месяцев назад +13

    How has it already been over a decade since peak released?

    • @novameowww
      @novameowww 3 месяца назад +1

      toadbup jumpscare

  • @pochit7622
    @pochit7622 6 лет назад +1462

    I literally searched 'vsauce' and this appeared

    • @jocaleb0236
      @jocaleb0236 6 лет назад +170

      Well this is more informative anyway

    • @ynwonders2420
      @ynwonders2420 6 лет назад +71

      Vsauce has been drawing dicks.

    • @TheGuy-ql9kq
      @TheGuy-ql9kq 6 лет назад +85

      Hey Vinesauce, Joel here!

    • @bug6582
      @bug6582 6 лет назад +9

      Close enough

    • @yellowvillager8498
      @yellowvillager8498 6 лет назад +13

      Jeff the meme Guy_69 Where are your fingers?

  • @fan3805
    @fan3805 7 лет назад +1330

    It's been nice gnawing you!

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 7 лет назад +1

      Ultra Skorr L o

    • @a.j8307
      @a.j8307 7 лет назад +8

      [GRINS WIDE]

    • @AeridesEntertainment
      @AeridesEntertainment 7 лет назад +8

      [deletes system32 in blind rage]

    • @Memelord2020
      @Memelord2020 6 лет назад +1

      amber hillman *INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

    • @sovereignelite5883
      @sovereignelite5883 6 лет назад +1

      I T S B E E N N I C E G N A W I N G Y O U
      iT's BeEn NiCe GnAwInG yOu
      1T'5 833N N1C3 6N4W1N6 Y0U
      It's 🅱een nice 🅱nawing you

  • @gabopr1365
    @gabopr1365 4 года назад +142

    I drew that drug addicted mario once back in 8th grade, used markers and construction paper, colored it in and then cut it out with scissors. It was practically an exact copy of what joel drew, minus the "thing" in his pants...

  • @torondin
    @torondin 9 месяцев назад +11

    A decade later, still a classic. Remember having someone show me this back in College when I was studying Programming. Good times.

  • @SalutanisOrkonus
    @SalutanisOrkonus 7 лет назад +705

    LETS MAKE OUR OWN RUclips POOPS!
    *does obvious thing and opens up hotel Mario intro*

    • @Flygoniaks
      @Flygoniaks 7 лет назад +70

      *THE AUTHENTIC EARLY INTERNET EXPERIENCE.*

    • @brush5004
      @brush5004 7 лет назад

      Nothing beats Gay Luigi.

    • @brush5004
      @brush5004 7 лет назад

      eVERything beats gay luigi -off-

  • @leegdk2234
    @leegdk2234 4 года назад +168

    2:36 "No, I don't think I will"
    He was 5 years ahead of his time.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 2 года назад +2

      "Yes! It begins!"

    • @SqweegeeYT
      @SqweegeeYT Год назад +4

      @@lancecurry7538Oh man, my poor- [laughs mid-sentence] computer!”

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 Год назад +2

      "Bonzi World... he-"
      _(LE SCREAM)_

    • @SqweegeeYT
      @SqweegeeYT Год назад +2

      “Well, hello there! I don’t think we’ve been properly introduced. I’m Bonzi!”

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 Год назад +2

      "What is my name?"
      _(types)_
      "How about... 'Expand Dong'?"

  • @deadaccount4221
    @deadaccount4221 7 лет назад +131

    6:55 love how he read polish like it was some russian language lmao

  • @dlusardi
    @dlusardi 11 месяцев назад +10

    10 years later, still one of the best videos ever made.

  • @hominine
    @hominine 8 лет назад +628

    the funny part is that I remember downloading some of these viruses as a kid LMAO

    • @tytk
      @tytk 8 лет назад +60

      but you're still a kid

    • @hominine
      @hominine 8 лет назад +23

      +Doomed Nation *as a little kid**

    • @zorkt6613
      @zorkt6613 8 лет назад +28

      so about 3 weeks ago?

    • @hominine
      @hominine 8 лет назад +1

      ***** ***** when everyone still had windows xp's

    • @hominine
      @hominine 8 лет назад +8

      ***** lmao

  • @dropthebassline
    @dropthebassline 11 лет назад +173

    LMFAO I LOST IT AT THE BONZI BUDDY BIT

    • @baconcowboy
      @baconcowboy 11 лет назад

      reminded me of the introduction scene in Her

    • @beefax
      @beefax Год назад +3

      bonzai buddy trap remix

    • @prasanthalpy
      @prasanthalpy Год назад

      Bonzi is a Trojan it asks u for ur address its so dumb no one would do that

  • @PrekiFromPoland
    @PrekiFromPoland 5 лет назад +1084

    6:37
    How did you end up on a Polish language scam site is beyond me :D

  • @futabasakurairl
    @futabasakurairl 2 месяца назад +6

    this series never gets old and the replay value is endless

  • @SamuraiPie8111
    @SamuraiPie8111 7 лет назад +1052

    my sister bricked one of our desktops using limewire

    • @90hijacked
      @90hijacked 7 лет назад +6

      Yep, happened to here aswell.
      Did yours also fancy ICQ and icyfloor?

    • @ewangreen9406
      @ewangreen9406 7 лет назад +136

      Agent Bill Wilson My brother pirated Undertale and bricked ours

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 7 лет назад +3

      Agent Bill Wilson It was a big wire.

    • @EonityLuna
      @EonityLuna 7 лет назад +19

      Ewan Green Flowey thrashed the computer as punishment for pirating the game.

    • @ewangreen9406
      @ewangreen9406 7 лет назад +1

      eXAKR lol

  • @geesegalore5594
    @geesegalore5594 5 лет назад +87

    4:20 When Joel says "WaCkY EfFeCtS!!!" it is perfectly timed with the next times he says it so when you skip forward mid sentence it completes it's self. If you have no idea what I'm trying to say, just go to when he says wacky effects and skip forward 5 seconds while he's mid sentence and you'll see what I mean.
    Also it starts at 420 (insert le funne maymay)

    • @fanboyyourguy
      @fanboyyourguy 5 лет назад +4

      Here's the other timestamps for convenience. 4:26 or 4:27, chose one

    • @unnamedgoon6196
      @unnamedgoon6196 4 года назад +1

      Learn to spell "itself" nigga

    • @buggywolf1374
      @buggywolf1374 4 года назад

      @@unnamedgoon6196 imagine replying to a one year old comment

    • @unnamedgoon6196
      @unnamedgoon6196 4 года назад

      @@buggywolf1374 Imagine replying to a comment replying to a one year old comment

    • @TheOnlyUmbrilla
      @TheOnlyUmbrilla 3 года назад +4

      @@unnamedgoon6196 ikr imagine lmao

  • @12skyman12
    @12skyman12 8 лет назад +393

    Looks like you had quite the XPerience

  • @ZackAttackry
    @ZackAttackry 11 месяцев назад +8

    oh wow, i didn't even realize this video was 10 years old today, jesus, happy 10 years to this mastercraft!

  • @SunAndRainBringsChange
    @SunAndRainBringsChange 8 лет назад +2074

    Good evening Expand Dong! Hope you've had a nice day!

    • @iimZeon
      @iimZeon 8 лет назад +72

      I had the wortst day of my f*cking life

    • @SunAndRainBringsChange
      @SunAndRainBringsChange 8 лет назад +29

      Windows XP Expand Dong! Where did the time go?

    • @SunAndRainBringsChange
      @SunAndRainBringsChange 8 лет назад +23

      Windows XP Can't you just feel us getting closer with every new day!

    • @iimZeon
      @iimZeon 8 лет назад +20

      ZachAttack No

    • @bonzibuddy8611
      @bonzibuddy8611 8 лет назад +26

      hope you're gonna have the worst day in ur shitty life !!!1

  • @truggy7858
    @truggy7858 8 лет назад +412

    Accurate representation of my dad on the computer...

    • @CANNIBAL.C10WN
      @CANNIBAL.C10WN 8 лет назад +2

      Agreed.

    • @VeryStrongBoy
      @VeryStrongBoy 8 лет назад

      my dad tried to download transformers...

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 8 лет назад +8

      +TruggyBoe be my mom
      use husbands laptop to check emails because yours don't work anymore
      see email from post office
      open the fucker
      see sketchy link with an .ru address
      think "this be sketchy as fuck"
      click to investigate
      get crypto locker
      make husband lose seven years worth of work documents
      didn't even get permission to use the damn laptop in the first place
      mfw: XD

    • @lolgal1996
      @lolgal1996 8 лет назад

      if my grandma didnt have my grandpa this would be her

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 8 лет назад

      ***** either that or Romanian
      not sure but why the hell would a danish post office have an ru address?

  • @jurisonlyfans
    @jurisonlyfans 6 лет назад +213

    *n a k e d l a d I e s ?*

    • @V1VISECT6
      @V1VISECT6 6 лет назад +1

      *b a r e n a k e d l a d i e s*

    • @dippindopps8769
      @dippindopps8769 6 лет назад +10

      wHo's BeEn drAwIng SEx pIStOls

    • @dannywapbang
      @dannywapbang 6 лет назад

      Yeauh'll nivah dayfeet auths

    • @smallfryfury
      @smallfryfury 6 лет назад +4

      Whos been drawing *s i x b u l l e t s*

    • @dulce6711
      @dulce6711 6 лет назад +2

      Joltzy *S E X S M I N I G U N*

  • @unnam3d__
    @unnam3d__ Год назад +11

    i love how its basically just a running gag at this point that joel finds adult content in every os destruction video he makes

  • @witekki
    @witekki 7 лет назад +338

    You should have downloaded free ram

  • @Caffiine
    @Caffiine 4 года назад +336

    This video introduced me to joel.

    • @ziqqerlad
      @ziqqerlad 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 года назад +25

      Same, This is basically the video where everyone got introduced to Joel. This video was the rise of Joel’s popularity he went from being this obscure foreign streamer to a streamer that is famous to make shitty memes like grand dad and bonzi buddy.

    • @XxSpiritGazerxX
      @XxSpiritGazerxX 4 года назад

      Same here

    • @finkrat
      @finkrat 4 года назад +1

      I was introduced through Grand Dad

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 4 года назад

      @foijk Bruh

  • @eggroll9291
    @eggroll9291 5 лет назад +73

    “Killing aliens in lose/lose will delete files on your hard drive permenantly” (7:22)
    *follows windows advice and puts my hard drive in “unrecoverable items bin”*

  • @Dreamcastttttttt
    @Dreamcastttttttt 2 года назад +16

    this video is historic and literally shaped my humor as a 12 year old. Thank you uncle jobel

  • @scollector7748
    @scollector7748 7 лет назад +319

    Imagine of joel's ytp was the first video uploaded to youtube.

    • @thehandgrenade3491
      @thehandgrenade3491 7 лет назад +27

      Scollector Im pretty sure the fist vid was called "Me at the zoo"

    • @solairethesunbro3806
      @solairethesunbro3806 7 лет назад +22

      Nicolas Perez
      its
      "My day at the Zoo"

    • @dogland9166
      @dogland9166 7 лет назад +26

      Wait its what *IF*

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 7 лет назад +6

      You guys clearly don't know the meaning of "imagine if"
      Jesus christ people READ!

    • @genericfencer
      @genericfencer 7 лет назад +1

      Scollector i wonder if nostalgiafags like me would defend it

  • @roflclopper3045
    @roflclopper3045 6 лет назад +586

    6:33 what you all came here for

  • @friedwater6519
    @friedwater6519 7 лет назад +123

    I feel sad whoever took the time to hack Joel’s computer to get nothing

    • @spicygolf7277
      @spicygolf7277 3 года назад +6

      The best part now they're in a 7 year old RUclips video.

    • @CutieFakeKirby
      @CutieFakeKirby 2 года назад +2

      @@spicygolf7277 and now almost 9M people know them

    • @spicygolf7277
      @spicygolf7277 2 года назад +1

      @@CutieFakeKirby eh true

  • @BaronVonPurp
    @BaronVonPurp 10 месяцев назад +5

    I can't believe it's been 10 years. Seems like only yesterday it was Sophomore year showing this to my friends in the computer lab and dying laughing.