[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 7 Destruction

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @phobia49
    @phobia49 5 лет назад +5350

    “The pope!”
    “ T H E P O P E ! “

    • @MMayel26
      @MMayel26 5 лет назад +127

      "Absolutely!"
      "Love your...*chuckle* enemies IT EVEN SCROLLS!"

    • @SRBAnimate
      @SRBAnimate 5 лет назад +89

      Oh my sweet Jesus
      There’s Jesus

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 5 лет назад +87

      3:34 *_"OH THERE'S A BURNING SUPER DEATH SWORD!!!!"_*

    • @jjc.2102
      @jjc.2102 4 года назад +1

      U got the same likes and comments as me

    • @jjc.2102
      @jjc.2102 4 года назад

      Did.

  • @yangango9900
    @yangango9900 5 лет назад +3262

    “This is the best thing ever! HALLELUJAH!”
    *_“fuUCK.”_*

    • @6ebim9hhbiu96
      @6ebim9hhbiu96 5 лет назад +25

      Это просто офигительно!!!
      АЛИЛУЙЯ!!!
      ... БЛ**Ь!!!

    • @telemarketerr
      @telemarketerr 5 лет назад +9

      jobel is alien
      CONFIRMED

    • @NigelMontezuma
      @NigelMontezuma 5 лет назад +13

      FFFUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!

    • @realmofmealm5207
      @realmofmealm5207 5 лет назад +10

      *FHAK.*

    • @NigelMontezuma
      @NigelMontezuma 5 лет назад +9

      @@realmofmealm5207 I thought that everything was fine!

  • @vartist2k2k15
    @vartist2k2k15 6 лет назад +2929

    Mom: what did you do the computer?
    The *CHILD* : GUADHUAUDHAHDHUDU

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 года назад +2648

    Itz MAGIK JOEEEEEL!

    • @L4urensky
      @L4urensky 4 года назад +64

      Ever since that day, little Joel was never the same....

    • @lexidavis3602
      @lexidavis3602 4 года назад +18

      Dad, Is that you?

    • @zguyofficial6206
      @zguyofficial6206 4 года назад +13

      Joel happy with his father's magic

    • @1882letter
      @1882letter 4 года назад +12

      @@L4urensky **wheeze**

    • @1882letter
      @1882letter 4 года назад +6

      @SteveMatheus **wheeze, knee slap, laughing** It looks like a plate of oatmeal, but-

  • @HectorCartoons
    @HectorCartoons 6 лет назад +3086

    I WANT THE GUN
    GIVE ME THE GUN
    *Seinfeld theme MIDI in guns plays*
    I FORGOT I HAD SET IT TO GUN

  • @VarxenCore9
    @VarxenCore9 5 лет назад +4702

    "MiPony?"
    "WHAT'S THIS BEAST ON MY FLOOR??"
    "Thanks for choosing Rocket Br--"
    "I DIDN'T DO THAT!"

    • @yeetyeet-jb6nc
      @yeetyeet-jb6nc 5 лет назад +48

      Finally a comment that doesn't use bold text

    • @MoonlightMirage
      @MoonlightMirage 5 лет назад +27

      Shoutouts to the Rhythm Heaven geek inside of you and me ;)

    • @TheLameNameJero
      @TheLameNameJero 4 года назад +1

      Well hey

    • @jr.jackrabbit10
      @jr.jackrabbit10 4 года назад +15

      He says “I didn’t do that” so genuinely

    • @Windows-xi7tm
      @Windows-xi7tm 4 года назад +1

      Funny LOL Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaahahhahahhahah

  • @hopeseikatsu4842
    @hopeseikatsu4842 8 лет назад +5336

    it hasnt even been 30 seconds and this is my new favorite channel

    • @DBWendy
      @DBWendy 8 лет назад +253

      Welcome to the family.

    • @hopeseikatsu4842
      @hopeseikatsu4842 8 лет назад +198

      3DSMasterGaming ever since that day, little me was never the same

    • @DBWendy
      @DBWendy 8 лет назад +109

      Vinesauce is why I even choose to live.

    • @Nathan-bu9jy
      @Nathan-bu9jy 8 лет назад +21

      It's already been 3 seconds and this is my most hated furry

    • @EyesOfRequiem
      @EyesOfRequiem 8 лет назад +9

      3DSMasterGaming woah man, are you okay? should i get help? thats sad! should i get help??

  • @gene8565
    @gene8565 4 года назад +1649

    THIS WAS 2014!?!?! This feels like just last year it came out

    • @propername4830
      @propername4830 3 года назад +23

      It feels like it's been a century

    • @pabloca3
      @pabloca3 3 года назад +42

      WINDOWS 11 DESTRUCTION

    • @stikbotanimated2396
      @stikbotanimated2396 3 года назад +3

      @@pabloca3 YESS

    • @eebu4053
      @eebu4053 3 года назад +1

      imgona rapeakid like damn samb doe9

    • @charmyzard
      @charmyzard 3 года назад +6

      @@pabloca3 You can bet he'll do it as soon as he gets his hands on it.

  • @TravisPlushProductions
    @TravisPlushProductions 7 лет назад +5029

    *TOOTORALS?!*

    • @cleenween4309
      @cleenween4309 7 лет назад +56

      I checked the coments right as i heard TOOTORALS

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 6 лет назад +2

      F-Sharp lmao

    • @soup2600
      @soup2600 6 лет назад +4

      HENLO MI COMPADRE

    • @SquishyAuri
      @SquishyAuri 6 лет назад +3

      Travis Plush Productions bloogal

    • @wispy9859
      @wispy9859 6 лет назад +14

      *_farting in a bathtub_*

  • @haykg
    @haykg 5 лет назад +1048

    7:51 Bonzi just sitting in the timeout corner

    • @TrollGarlic
      @TrollGarlic 4 года назад +7

      Hayk Lol

    • @charmyzard
      @charmyzard 3 года назад +10

      Fitting, as he got to pay back in the Vista Destruction video. (Bonzify)

    • @robertahogan2312
      @robertahogan2312 2 месяца назад +1

      It's like Joel said, "How 'bout you go in here, you monkey fuck?"

  • @MattijnT
    @MattijnT 7 лет назад +3420

    Ill be honest, when I was like 7 i saw that pistol and I thought, I NEED THAT and downloaded it.
    Luckily I have grown up and my cursor is now the burning sword

  • @DemonGirlMusic
    @DemonGirlMusic 2 года назад +205

    2:04 that is the most meatiest and honest "I didn't do that!" I've ever heard

  • @egolobster5926
    @egolobster5926 6 лет назад +2299

    Honestly his voice and accent and everything makes Joel so fun to watch. I can watch the same video 3 times in the same day and still be laughing.

    • @PapaTJimb0
      @PapaTJimb0 4 года назад +8

      i watches this 3 times too or more *edit:I Watch it more then 10 times..

    • @gabemohr4100
      @gabemohr4100 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @Knave_Orange_24
      @Knave_Orange_24 4 года назад +6

      Watch his streams on twitch and vargskelethor uncut

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 4 года назад +20

      His accent is so unbelievably cute

    • @DanklessIsDank
      @DanklessIsDank 4 года назад

      @@PapaTJimb0 ive watched over 7 at least on all lmao

  • @christyson122
    @christyson122 8 лет назад +3159

    When I was a kid I use to always look for WAW Zombies hacks and one time I tried to install one. The son of a bitch put a virus in that fucked my entire computer and changed my desktop icons to pictures of naked women (this was our family computer) I spent all day learning how to fix it. I now have a degree and a job in IT. I guess I owe that son of a bitch a thank you haha

    • @Woozie894
      @Woozie894 8 лет назад +105

      Even worse I tried too get waw hacks even though commands worked but I installed adware and porn so when watching a RUclips vid I get a diffrent browser of a girl fingering her self 😑

    • @metalguy3034
      @metalguy3034 8 лет назад +165

      +Demarioshow1 (demarioshow1) its a win-win situation

    • @Arbrax
      @Arbrax 8 лет назад +59

      Unexpected comment. GG Chris.

    • @christyson122
      @christyson122 8 лет назад +69

      +Kutrei thanks this is the internet, you know people don't read here

    • @Arbrax
      @Arbrax 8 лет назад +8

      +ChrisCrossAppleSauce That's accurate.

  • @mad__crafter8940
    @mad__crafter8940 8 лет назад +1625

    I really like how he laughs:
    “T ahahahahaaaaaa. AHHAHA HAHAHAHA“

  • @gdheroes2802
    @gdheroes2802 5 лет назад +2350

    Every wheeze:
    0:17
    0:23
    0:33
    1:02 (little one though)
    2:40 (Doesn't really count)
    2:47
    3:01
    3:04
    4:44
    5:08
    5:20
    6:28
    8:00

  • @iabgunner8701
    @iabgunner8701 5 лет назад +879

    Thanks for choosing rocket brows-
    *I D I D N T D O T H A T*

  • @hinderance
    @hinderance 5 лет назад +1654

    *_I N J E C T I N G M E T H O S E S M I L E Y S_*

  • @SuperMarthFanatic
    @SuperMarthFanatic 6 лет назад +633

    *Please don't go ! :(*

    • @kywii6678
      @kywii6678 5 лет назад +40

      Did you *cancell* the *instalation* ?

    • @mii-its-a-nerd
      @mii-its-a-nerd 5 лет назад +10

      @CaseyLover 456
      ''are you sure you want to *cancell* the free smiley *instalation* ?''
      *clicks ''ok i'll''*

    • @ProfessionalGoober
      @ProfessionalGoober 5 лет назад +3

      Feedback wasn't even obtainable because it either didn't exist or it was removed from google.

    • @arleth1475
      @arleth1475 5 лет назад +1

      We need more smilies

    • @jberrethful
      @jberrethful 5 лет назад

      Click NO to go back to the Free Installation page

  • @dr.quackpepper9646
    @dr.quackpepper9646 4 года назад +297

    I want a t-shirt with the mipony thing on it, with text that reads "what is this beast on my floor??"

  • @Marv1089
    @Marv1089 8 лет назад +652

    Pretty sure Joel's laugh can cure cancer.

  • @Squeezee114
    @Squeezee114 8 лет назад +395

    I want cursor mania but I don't wanna fuck up my PC

    • @randomcatdude
      @randomcatdude 7 лет назад +26

      Get VirtualBox.

    • @soapiesteevee
      @soapiesteevee 7 лет назад +35

      just learn how to put custom cursors on windows

    • @sillygoober89
      @sillygoober89 4 года назад +8

      There is custom cursors on the google web shop.

    • @seamusquain2706
      @seamusquain2706 2 года назад +1

      @@randomcatdude So run it on a emulator, or...

    • @adamdenardis5438
      @adamdenardis5438 2 года назад +1

      I used that and Limewire back in the day.

  • @TheStolken
    @TheStolken 10 лет назад +1051

    I want this to be a video game.
    Someone make a video game dedicated to fucking up a computer.
    Call it uplink 2 also.

    • @TheStolken
      @TheStolken 10 лет назад +285

      That's lame. I need to get points for how many toolbars I can survive with.

    • @chip41kitana23roblox
      @chip41kitana23roblox 10 лет назад +25

      I would make it but I don't know shit about how to make a game.

    • @TheStolken
      @TheStolken 10 лет назад +64

      ***** Sounds like a personal problem.

    • @TheStolken
      @TheStolken 10 лет назад +36

      gb7zone7 Do you really need a tootertial? All you need are rules and have arcade gameplay modes. Such as 5, 10 and 30 minute runs ala crazy taxi, or endless virus mode, or even a mode where you keep playing UNTIL you get system 32 deleted, OR you have to get system 32 deleted. There's a ton of potential in this project.

    • @Chryst1anFRz
      @Chryst1anFRz 10 лет назад +38

      GOTY 10/10 would buy

  • @blakewayside8517
    @blakewayside8517 4 года назад +596

    0:41 "it looks like a place of oatmeal" what kind of oatmeal were you eating joel it looks like cement

  • @megabojan1993
    @megabojan1993 8 лет назад +1475

    No matter how many times I watch this, it never gets boring :)

  • @strappingladipostdumbshit.3099
    @strappingladipostdumbshit.3099 6 лет назад +449

    5:50 you can hear joel’s soul shatter after bonzibuddy works 😂

    • @monsoon3816
      @monsoon3816 3 года назад +28

      "HALLELUJAH!"
      *work*
      *Joel becomes a demon*

    • @f1455
      @f1455 2 года назад +1

      🏗⛎©🎋

    • @cellianexurianity5021
      @cellianexurianity5021 Год назад +9

      Indeed, despite this old classic of a video i always cone back to the destructions, but man...
      That has to be one of the most gutteral "FUCK!!"s i've ever heard from anybody lmao.

  • @ImpendingRiot83
    @ImpendingRiot83 10 лет назад +1495

    *PROTECTION*

    • @petraf2069
      @petraf2069 10 лет назад +74

      PUSSY. DESTROYER.

    • @CookedCrest
      @CookedCrest 10 лет назад +41

      there will be no protection tonight

    • @pusydestroyer7704
      @pusydestroyer7704 10 лет назад +35

      Peter Farrell Speak of the devil and he shall appear.

    • @CookedCrest
      @CookedCrest 10 лет назад +16

      Pusy Destroyer
      >pusy
      you dun fucked up

    • @pusydestroyer7704
      @pusydestroyer7704 10 лет назад +33

      CookedChef Google censored me :(

  • @quesadeeowl7845
    @quesadeeowl7845 4 года назад +779

    The worst thing is that “Ok I’ll” is technically correct. I’ll is short for “I will” so the full version would be “Ok I will”

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 4 года назад +31

      Fuck english, genuinely lmfao

    • @quesadeeowl7845
      @quesadeeowl7845 4 года назад +17

      A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. Agreed

    • @BlueRockEye
      @BlueRockEye 4 года назад +15

      A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. We should return to caveman language
      I’ll start:

    • @BlueRockEye
      @BlueRockEye 4 года назад +28

      A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. gneurschkc

    • @quesadeeowl7845
      @quesadeeowl7845 4 года назад +9

      BlueRockEye oooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @Squoggs
    @Squoggs 7 лет назад +489

    I still say "ok I'll" as a response

    • @mdudegamer
      @mdudegamer 6 лет назад +19

      Now that I think about it it's technically correct.

    • @wolfiethetimberwolf1363
      @wolfiethetimberwolf1363 6 лет назад +18

      It is technically correct, since it's actually "I will".

    • @exodus3504
      @exodus3504 6 лет назад +8

      Ok I'll

  • @Nehawes
    @Nehawes 5 лет назад +381

    8:30 "Oh my god look at my scroll bar it's likE A WholE TwinKiE!"
    XD

  • @hunterfunnyguy
    @hunterfunnyguy 6 лет назад +1227

    8:55
    POOSY
    DE
    *STROYER*

  • @olimoth688
    @olimoth688 3 года назад +379

    i still quote "TOOTORALS?!" to this day.

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily Год назад +13

      *_THIRTY!?!?_*

    • @effortlessbeing103
      @effortlessbeing103 Год назад +12

      @@hiimemily ONE IS NOT ENOUGH?!

    • @theletterk
      @theletterk 9 месяцев назад +1

      i never knew it was from here hahahahah

  • @Siegmemer
    @Siegmemer 9 лет назад +258

    "Scale it down, Scale it up, Scale it down, set as background" DJoel Rapmaster in da house

    • @GenkiGanbare
      @GenkiGanbare 9 лет назад +7

      +Vlad the Outstanding Citizen BACK UP, BACK UP, TELL ME WHAT YA GONNA DO NOW

    • @woahhayitsdylan1037
      @woahhayitsdylan1037 9 лет назад +6

      +SgtErikson keep rollinrollinrollinrollin

    • @jonathanhackett3405
      @jonathanhackett3405 9 лет назад +8

      COME ON AND SLAM
      AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

    • @nosajii_
      @nosajii_ 9 лет назад +3

      Snewp dogge dog in the haus

    • @hadesheaven4744
      @hadesheaven4744 9 лет назад

      When I that comment he was literally saying that same exact thing,lol

  • @SteveBlues87
    @SteveBlues87 9 лет назад +502

    BonziBuddy and Desktop Stripper back in 1999, unbeatable combination. Ahh, memories.

    • @TheDiamondKiller9
      @TheDiamondKiller9 9 лет назад +5

      +Steven Jones, too bad Bonzi Buddy is spyware.

    • @hatsuneblacktrousers
      @hatsuneblacktrousers 8 лет назад +2

      +TheDiamondKiller9 that isn't confirmed but kinda believe so

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 года назад +11

      @@hatsuneblacktrousers Yeah, it is spyware. It's mostly nonfunctional now thanks to servers getting shut down

    • @hatsuneblacktrousers
      @hatsuneblacktrousers 2 года назад +7

      @@JetFalcon710 oh
      also i recently watched this playlist so its kinda weird that my old ckmment would be replied to after that

  • @taxifahrerphilendrium3465
    @taxifahrerphilendrium3465 8 лет назад +626

    Please dont Go :(

  • @RadioactiveRubberPants
    @RadioactiveRubberPants 5 лет назад +182

    5:49
    He went from happy to xenomorph

  • @MrCrossa
    @MrCrossa 9 лет назад +2279

    "Softonic!"
    "No!"
    "Let's start using the application!"
    "No!"
    "Do you know what software you're looking for?"
    "NO!"

    • @milzyywilzyy9922
      @milzyywilzyy9922 9 лет назад +117

      MrCrossa "As Well as screenshots................. and video *_tutorrals_*......"

    • @MrCrossa
      @MrCrossa 9 лет назад +82

      Dub Wub T-TUTORRALS?

    • @DarkDream5
      @DarkDream5 9 лет назад +76

      MrCrossa yes *T̳̼̩͇̺̳̐̆͛̈́̽̓ͮ̉́̎͐͋Û̺̙͓̬͔͍̻̦̺͇̮͓̯̞͚͇̥͗͗ͥ̒̂ͥ̾̽͛ͤT̙̺̥͍̦͙̪̮̠͕͌̓͐͆̽̑̀͛͛ͅO͚̜̥̩͈͖͛̑̍̓́̾̓͒R̗̥̥̹̙̱̠ͣ̉̑ͦ͛̓ͯ̏͋̂̌R̠̟̜̯ͪͪͭͨͣͦͥ̈́̓̅̓ͦͯ͋́̇A͔̲̤̝̜̞͔͔̠͚̹̱͓͔̥̼͈̣̓̇̑͂ͮL̺̩̜͓̤̖͖͉͖̞̲̣̩͎̰̼̱̂̏ͭͩͦ̓ͪS̱̳̹͕͔̀̂ͦͣͩͮ̽ͣͥ́̌ͯͩͫͨ̇͐͒ͅ*

    • @NeatoUnused
      @NeatoUnused 9 лет назад +61

      I blame you. You did this. YOU DID THIS

    • @milzyywilzyy9922
      @milzyywilzyy9922 9 лет назад +34

      MrCrossa EPIC BASS DROP *_fart_*_ in a bath_

  • @theoldnamesystemworkedbetter
    @theoldnamesystemworkedbetter 5 лет назад +393

    5:46 "This is the best thing ever! HALELUYAH!"
    "Fμ©€"

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 4 года назад +3

      Sniff his beef™

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +4

      “I thought that everything was fine… but no. no, no, no. *no, no, no…”*

    • @1secondarysmile
      @1secondarysmile 3 года назад +3

      FIFA 14 for Windows 8. Hmm… Mm-hmm, yeah.

    • @RemHayden1806
      @RemHayden1806 3 года назад +2

      *ANIMATED CHRISTMAS TREE FOR DESKTOP!?!?!?!*

    • @GlowingSmokeMachine
      @GlowingSmokeMachine 2 года назад +2

      @Zero paltalk?

  • @Magnus_Deus
    @Magnus_Deus 5 лет назад +216

    1:58 MiPony, Beast of the Floor

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 года назад +3

      Your profile picture especially fits this comment.

    • @GRAHAMICVS
      @GRAHAMICVS 3 года назад +3

      *dark souls boss music plays*

    • @NikolaiAvilov4446
      @NikolaiAvilov4446 3 года назад +3

      Thank you for choseeing rocket brow- *I DIDN'T DO THAT*

  • @alphamakesstuff
    @alphamakesstuff 4 года назад +107

    3:34 swedish man is amazed by a flaming sword-2014 colorized

  • @cma1670
    @cma1670 6 лет назад +531

    *_A B S O L U T E L Y_*

  • @Prince_Seven
    @Prince_Seven 7 лет назад +100

    6:32 I love how a program just installed itself in front of Joel's eyes but he was so happy that it was christmas he didn't give a shit about it.

  • @masondaw7079
    @masondaw7079 7 лет назад +501

    "THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! HALLELUJAH!" *BonziBuddy opens* "FURCK"
    OMG Dead

    • @nicoletabora1560
      @nicoletabora1560 7 лет назад +10

      5:47

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 7 лет назад +8

      Mason Daw even better in the full stream. He goes silent for a few minutes afterward and sort of chokingly laugh-sobs.

    • @fliker2
      @fliker2 6 лет назад +1

      Mason Daw 420th like

    • @u_un_n
      @u_un_n 6 лет назад

      Hello expand dong!

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 2 года назад +57

    4:30 the growl in his voice when he says "life" sounds great.

  • @prof.torcoolguy7060
    @prof.torcoolguy7060 5 лет назад +236

    2:03 thanks for choosing rocket bro--
    *_I D I D N ' T D O T H A T_*

  • @downshineintoupsmash1882
    @downshineintoupsmash1882 8 лет назад +175

    8:56 for poosy destroyer

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 8 лет назад +13

      Pussy
      De-
      Stroyer

    • @xotourlife
      @xotourlife 8 лет назад +5

      Destroy poosy

    • @BTMS848
      @BTMS848 4 месяца назад +3

      Poosy
      D e s t r o y e r

  • @burningsuperdeathsword5337
    @burningsuperdeathsword5337 7 лет назад +464

    did you say my name

  • @orvilleredenpiller338
    @orvilleredenpiller338 4 года назад +81

    “I drank a martini with my eye.”
    No.

  • @KmehmetA
    @KmehmetA 6 лет назад +377

    5:49 sees bonzi buddy not working: HALLELUJAH!
    3...2...1... BonziBuddy opens: (In dying fat italian voice) FAAHHHK

    • @JinteiModding
      @JinteiModding 5 лет назад +9

      I'm offended and I find this very Italian

    • @abird7833
      @abird7833 5 лет назад +7

      This is Swedish Vinny, Not American Joel.

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 5 лет назад +2

      This is the best thing ever! Hallelujah!
      *_FUUUUUUUCK!_*

    • @hexar260
      @hexar260 5 лет назад

      *Blinking intesifies*

  • @jjc.2102
    @jjc.2102 5 лет назад +1662

    Her: screenshots
    Joel: *SCREENSHOTS??*
    HER: And video Tooteralls.
    Joel: *_TOOTERALLS???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHN_*
    Edit: I realised its tutorals omg
    Edit 2: NO IT'S TUTORIALS

  • @bonzibuddy5038
    @bonzibuddy5038 10 лет назад +903

    You cannot stop the bonzi

    • @roy7034
      @roy7034 10 лет назад +58

      Atleast you don't support windows 8. Your not going anywhere near my beloved laptop.

    • @Halaa_
      @Halaa_ 10 лет назад +25

      DustyZiroto have you tried running as administrator?

    • @chronosmusics
      @chronosmusics 10 лет назад +6

      ***** Please marry me and my dong

    • @15kimig
      @15kimig 10 лет назад +4

      BONZI GO AWAYS, YOU IS DIED IN XP

    • @bonzibuddy5038
      @bonzibuddy5038 10 лет назад +36

      DustyZiroto It won't be long until I can adapt to windows 8. Nobody will be safe

  • @mephistofeles4798
    @mephistofeles4798 3 года назад +530

    7 years ago when I first saw this, I was not a bright teenager. I literally took my familys new computer, and I used this as a tutorial on how to destroy a computer 🤣

    • @cobaltcosmos7408
      @cobaltcosmos7408 Год назад +45

      You are to Joel what Tucker is to Vinny.

    • @NaderAmmar
      @NaderAmmar Год назад +28

      i think you mean a TUTORAL on how to destroy a computer 😂

    • @robo5915
      @robo5915 Год назад +3

      no its tutorial

    • @plaguedoctorspencer
      @plaguedoctorspencer Год назад

      ​@@robo5915no it's
      T U T O R A L

    • @AndyKnight
      @AndyKnight Год назад +10

      ​@@NaderAmmartootorals

  • @frood6523
    @frood6523 8 лет назад +317

    When I was 10, I remember trying to download GTA IV from "some website" and the thing wasn't a torrent or anything, it just said "GTAIVINSTALLER.exe" with a fake WinRAR icon. I click it and then it had admin privileges but it kept downloading. Then I when it was done, I was so excited.
    Five minutes later I saw the Command Prompt screen (I didn't know what it was when I was 10) and I was like "Omg, it's opening!!!" Then I see so many Command Prompts and I hear bad piano music in the background with my desktop screen turning into a GIF and it was porn, then I see my pictures change to girls fingering themselves and I was like "What the fuck! Where's GTA IV?!?!?" Then there were hundreds of thousands of exe files that said: Pornhack.exe

    • @gyro8932
      @gyro8932 7 лет назад

      Kevinuvius rib

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 7 лет назад +22

      pornhack.exe

    • @egelik225
      @egelik225 7 лет назад +16

      Kevinuvius Pornrolled

    • @TimesNewChoco
      @TimesNewChoco 7 лет назад +37

      tell me the website for...
      experimental reasons...

    • @thehandgrenade3491
      @thehandgrenade3491 7 лет назад +5

      Kevinuvius When I was in 1st grade I tried to download gta V from some shady site. I just got viruses. :/

  • @Nirian_vigora
    @Nirian_vigora 7 лет назад +440

    Why did this make me nervous watching him download things like I was downloading them onto my desktop???? Just seeing this on my screen makes me feel like it’s invading my computer.

    • @notyourdaughter666
      @notyourdaughter666 6 лет назад +26

      Nirian Vigora when I see stuff like that I actually panic lol!

    • @cheyennewall4819
      @cheyennewall4819 6 лет назад +15

      Yeah same lol, even though I’m using a phone I still get rlly nervous lolol

    • @Selinaru
      @Selinaru 6 лет назад +1

      Me too bro, and i'm in phone XD

    • @ryan_1314
      @ryan_1314 6 лет назад +5

      Bonzi buddy is EVERYWHERE u cannot escape!

    • @gotatopaming6336
      @gotatopaming6336 6 лет назад

      Nirian ur not alone

  • @nachocheesecoccodoodledoo2547
    @nachocheesecoccodoodledoo2547 5 лет назад +129

    "OH MY GOD, THERE'S SO MUCH ON THE SCREEN. I CANT SEE!"
    *"INSTALL"*

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 4 года назад +147

    R.I.P. Windows 7.
    "You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best."

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 3 года назад +4

      Nah, the telelmentary and spying by the end of it screw win 7

    • @LevenLappi
      @LevenLappi 3 года назад +1

      @@duckmeat4674 none of the other windows were better though.

    • @ARockyRock
      @ARockyRock 2 года назад +1

      XP is certainly a close second but I just love 7 too much
      certainly better than 10 and we dont talk about 8.

  • @fattesttitsincairo
    @fattesttitsincairo 9 лет назад +530

    "I can't believe a human being would download this" says the guy who downloaded a desktop stripper 👀

    • @TheBlueDerp
      @TheBlueDerp 9 лет назад +5

      welp thanks for playing along

    • @THEONLYNAMERIGHT
      @THEONLYNAMERIGHT 9 лет назад +33

      +Dan Komochi Bear in mind, kid phase is stupid

    • @velvetcorpse
      @velvetcorpse 9 лет назад +1

      +Dan Komochi What...I mean, you haven't?

    • @micah9639
      @micah9639 7 лет назад +9

      *Implying Joel is human*

  • @uhhhcal6699
    @uhhhcal6699 7 лет назад +213

    *single harmonica toot of failure*

    • @Mr-Cleric
      @Mr-Cleric 6 лет назад

      goat Can I be kin with this comment

    • @mr.personalspace7831
      @mr.personalspace7831 6 лет назад +2

      that was sampled from a Jurassic Park “cover”

  • @thetrueamerican707
    @thetrueamerican707 7 лет назад +296

    EVEN MOM! ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CANCELL

  • @noellewastaken
    @noellewastaken 4 года назад +61

    Fun fact: Thanks to this video now there's a cursor theme of the burning super death sword on Linux

  • @Cteklite
    @Cteklite 8 лет назад +402

    "Softonic: Now available on your PC!"
    "No!"
    "Let's start using the application!"
    "No!"
    "Do you know what software you're looking for?"
    "No!"

    • @sherbetttt
      @sherbetttt 7 лет назад +4

      I BLAME YOU! YOU DID THIS! YOU DID THIS!

    • @mistergiygas447
      @mistergiygas447 7 лет назад +1

      Cteklite "Virus free"
      "DE BLUH HOOO"

    • @GuessWhatYouDie
      @GuessWhatYouDie 7 лет назад

      Softonic is legit. Sometimes...

    • @ereince
      @ereince 7 лет назад

      tootorals?!?

    • @Telekhaos
      @Telekhaos 7 лет назад

      Searching No!
      Found 1 Result
      Trust me im not a virus or memz.exe

  • @Duncaster
    @Duncaster 9 лет назад +355

    SOFTONIC NOW AVAILABLE ON YOUR PC

    • @paulr4986
      @paulr4986 9 лет назад +17

      NO!

    • @chaselegoman
      @chaselegoman 9 лет назад +21

      VIDEO TUTORALS!!!

    • @chrisdoessomestuff4782
      @chrisdoessomestuff4782 9 лет назад +14

      Chase Legoman Tooterals*

    • @dødskåtter
      @dødskåtter 9 лет назад +1

      +Chase Legoman tutorolls********

    • @paulr4986
      @paulr4986 9 лет назад +3

      spartan need subscribers SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

  • @tamby_teeze
    @tamby_teeze 5 лет назад +209

    Li’l Joel: Dad, what is the internet?
    Kermit: *It’s magic Joel,*
    *I T ‘ S M A G I C*

  • @ItsTheVioletQueen
    @ItsTheVioletQueen 3 года назад +33

    7:11
    “Once you’ve decided to download the program, you can be sure it will be fast and virus-free!”
    *MPHBWEJIHAEW. HEH HEH HEH.*

  • @melldotexe5209
    @melldotexe5209 8 лет назад +575

    When I was like eight, the only two computers we had were used for my dad's work.
    I would go into one of them and find all sorts of shit like smileys and cursors, but I was self-conscious about downloading random shit carelessly.
    Let's just say that the riskiest thing I did to the computer was play Animal Jam on it.

    • @shreddedpapers1111
      @shreddedpapers1111 8 лет назад +18

      so risky

    • @my_m4n
      @my_m4n 8 лет назад +12

      Some Random Person such risk.. 👍🏻

    • @shreddedpapers1111
      @shreddedpapers1111 8 лет назад +3

      69risky138me
      i'm playing we are number one over this, *TRUE ART* also...
      *LOOK AT THIS NET*

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 8 лет назад +5

      Some Random Person is that profile pic nanalan? (if you're curious how i know, one word: chadtronic)

    • @melldotexe5209
      @melldotexe5209 8 лет назад +2

      GregoryMom
      yep.

  • @Grifter
    @Grifter 7 лет назад +267

    Facebook blaster is actually a real program used for spamming the shit out of facebook. It's used by internet marketers.

    • @kanyegaming5296
      @kanyegaming5296 6 лет назад +12

      David Milliard yes, its called 5 minute crafts

    • @valkaerie8715
      @valkaerie8715 6 лет назад +1

      Heyyy, Didn't expect you to show up

  • @imataka1222
    @imataka1222 9 лет назад +2158

    So your stealing my picture, huh?

    • @nnexterr
      @nnexterr 9 лет назад +73

      no its mine

    • @imataka1222
      @imataka1222 9 лет назад +64

      RUclips COPY

    • @NotA3xCombo
      @NotA3xCombo 9 лет назад +1

      +imataka12 Not it's Hitlerspimp's

    • @imataka1222
      @imataka1222 9 лет назад +33

      arecee924 Do you know what a joke is? -_-

    • @nnexterr
      @nnexterr 9 лет назад +41

      imataka12 joke is a word am i right?
      no im left leleleleelelel

  • @KyokiPon
    @KyokiPon 5 лет назад +51

    Not gonna lie, when I was 9 or 10 I was allowed to go to the internet and I wanted the glitter cursors so badly.
    Fyi it was 2005

  • @ongansan
    @ongansan 10 лет назад +248

    My Little Joel: Technology is Magic

    • @quadrata8382
      @quadrata8382 10 лет назад +9

      You ruined the whole comment section.

    • @quadrata8382
      @quadrata8382 10 лет назад +2

      ***** I didnt mean you.

    • @ongansan
      @ongansan 10 лет назад

      Thank you.

    • @quadrata8382
      @quadrata8382 10 лет назад

      Ongan-San np :>

    • @ongansan
      @ongansan 10 лет назад +3

      No, seriously, thank you for giving me this chance of starting drama on a comment section :P

  • @pierdeer
    @pierdeer 10 лет назад +323

    Hey Joel, my computer is super slow. Could you fix that shit for me?
    I trust you the most on that matter.

    • @NowBearInMind
      @NowBearInMind 10 лет назад +192

      "specify your credit card information"
      -Jobgel 2014

    • @Testcat
      @Testcat 10 лет назад

      Ayyyyy its piergaming

    • @BonnieFluff
      @BonnieFluff 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Hello Expand Dong

    • @MrGurfz
      @MrGurfz 10 лет назад +3

      Don't forget you should have about 6 different toolbars if you want to have a faster browser.

    • @soggyoily1267
      @soggyoily1267 10 лет назад +21

      1. Inject some Smilies
      2. Get a Desktop Stripper dancing around your Desktop Tree.

  • @AtrocityEquine01
    @AtrocityEquine01 8 лет назад +65

    "THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER, HALLELUJAH!"
    *BonziBuddy shows up*
    " -Garbled "FUCK" that sounds like Joel is backwashing-"

  • @RadioGirl00
    @RadioGirl00 5 лет назад +35

    Just here rewatching this after the support for Windows 7 ended recently, ooh the wonderful memories many of us had with it..

  • @rangerfurby
    @rangerfurby 6 лет назад +1057

    True fans only watch in 144p

    • @emnyne
      @emnyne 6 лет назад +46

      Ranger Furby I have to watch in 144p becuz my internet is too slow

    • @nimajneb8897
      @nimajneb8897 6 лет назад +9

      Ranger Furby That's just fuckin' dumb.

    • @ghettogecko7995
      @ghettogecko7995 6 лет назад +46

      I watch this in 143p
      Get on my level

    • @potatowizardthejeffyslayer7076
      @potatowizardthejeffyslayer7076 6 лет назад +4

      Well i watch at -infinityp

    • @ValentineDreams
      @ValentineDreams 6 лет назад +6

      ghetto gecko i watch this on 0p get on my level

  • @natqevalhiindisguise141
    @natqevalhiindisguise141 6 лет назад +79

    "I don't think I ever messed up a computer THIS bad"
    if only Joel could see the future and look at the Windows 10 Destruction video.....

    • @kentuckycryptid
      @kentuckycryptid Год назад

      VineXP was worse, as he installed the horror that was ÿ.exe. Then he lost at DOSert Bus.

  • @zeemgeem
    @zeemgeem 6 лет назад +226

    i can recite every word in this video by memory
    thank u papa joel

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 6 лет назад +2

      @America TIOD TSUJ

  • @choco_drizzle
    @choco_drizzle 4 года назад +37

    “Keep injecting me”
    *M M K I N K Y -*

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 6 лет назад +123

    *poosi destroyer*
    *poosi.*
    *destroyer.*

    • @kuylardev
      @kuylardev 6 лет назад +3

      *poosi*
      *de*
      *stroyer*

  • @Javesike
    @Javesike 6 лет назад +135

    4:36 are you sure you want to cancell the free smiley instalation

    • @dsoedo6842
      @dsoedo6842 5 лет назад

      he get
      so hard

    • @OfficialNightic
      @OfficialNightic 5 лет назад +5

      Your feedback
      Is important to us
      Will you tell us why you canceled the installation?
      [Ok I'll] [No Thanks]
      Edit:PLEADE DONT GO :(

    • @arctix6113
      @arctix6113 5 лет назад +3

      *C A N C E L L*

    • @CometMedalChavez
      @CometMedalChavez 5 лет назад +1

      Ok I’ll

    • @MrMoldey27
      @MrMoldey27 Год назад +3

      Pliz dont go ! :(

  • @nicktripod8124
    @nicktripod8124 9 лет назад +163

    Joel has the most infectious laugh ever. 0:33

    • @nicktripod8124
      @nicktripod8124 9 лет назад

      +Nick Tripod And 3:24.

    • @nicktripod8124
      @nicktripod8124 9 лет назад +1

      +Nick Tripod And 5:08.

    • @nicktripod8124
      @nicktripod8124 9 лет назад +1

      +Nick Tripod And the best one of them all... 8:05.

    • @DiskCord
      @DiskCord 9 лет назад +1

      +Nick Tripod and 0:69 yes...

    • @boyo7918
      @boyo7918 9 лет назад +4

      HYEH HYEH HYEH

  • @tophatunited2722
    @tophatunited2722 Год назад +9

    3:35 “OH THERES A BURNING SUPER DEATH SWORD!”
    That still kills me to this day lmfao

  • @CookieShepsky
    @CookieShepsky 8 лет назад +232

    i was drinking coke when he said "good old bloogle"
    had to buy a new keyboard...

    • @Davadro
      @Davadro 8 лет назад +3

      i had to buy several...

    • @PixelatedEngie
      @PixelatedEngie 8 лет назад +25

      I was drinking a dr.pepper and after it i needed a real doctor

    • @Meerkat040
      @Meerkat040 8 лет назад

      Was the doctors name Dr.Pepper because if it was, I would want him sacked.

    • @QWERTYUIOP-zo8xm
      @QWERTYUIOP-zo8xm 8 лет назад

      mine is waterproof

    • @ludde-bv9qk
      @ludde-bv9qk 8 лет назад

      i was snorting coke

  • @Janfon1
    @Janfon1 10 лет назад +131

    You cut the part, where Joel said, that he downloaded a stripper, but instead he got a two frame gif of a woman having a seizure.
    His dad was dissapointed so much...

    • @MandrakeHorse
      @MandrakeHorse 10 лет назад +74

      "Joel! Joel! Did you download boobs again, Joel?"

    • @Mizziri
      @Mizziri 10 лет назад +18

      Aquasharkyboy In the kermit voice, of course.

    • @Mizziri
      @Mizziri 10 лет назад +3

      ***** hello mr. jobel

    • @Killsum00
      @Killsum00 10 лет назад +4

      Joble is god

    • @hexximexxi263
      @hexximexxi263 9 лет назад +1

      Bonzi Buddy can you install yourself on my PC pls...

  • @DJPonychan18
    @DJPonychan18 6 лет назад +97

    3:18 T H E P O P E

  • @michelledelvoye8046
    @michelledelvoye8046 3 года назад +34

    4:43 please dont go!

  • @finnbacon
    @finnbacon 5 лет назад +91

    7:01 I’ve been looking for the video for so long just to hear him say “tutorals” XD

  • @unpredictableoof9535
    @unpredictableoof9535 6 лет назад +93

    OH MY GAWD ITS A BURNING SUPERDEATH SWORD

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 6 лет назад +162

    7:59 why I stopped liking skrillex music:

  • @22TwentyTwo
    @22TwentyTwo 5 лет назад +39

    R.I.P Windows 7 Support

  • @HelenaRedgrave
    @HelenaRedgrave 10 лет назад +83

    It's actually interesting how with just a few misplaced clicks, you can completely fuck up a perfectly good computer.

    • @pusydestroyer7704
      @pusydestroyer7704 10 лет назад +51

      What are you talking about?
      Clearly his operating machine is better than ever now.

    • @kidsinafrica3080
      @kidsinafrica3080 10 лет назад +13

      Pusy Destroyer Alot faster and alot safer, he aint getting any viruses anymore.

    • @Bisafan737
      @Bisafan737 10 лет назад +10

      ShifT PoT 'cus he has them all. XD

    • @DarkSmoonS
      @DarkSmoonS 10 лет назад +14

      ShifT PoT Since he downloads and scans with softonic, wich runs 30 antiviruses.

    • @isakscherlund
      @isakscherlund 10 лет назад +1

      BisaLP Gotta catch 'em all! xD

  • @SupaCLUCK
    @SupaCLUCK 6 лет назад +416

    7:00 Tootoruls?

  • @crystalevereagan9781
    @crystalevereagan9781 5 лет назад +176

    0:44 Mother:What Did You Do To My Laptop? Girl:GYLEEAAUGH

  • @DAGzex
    @DAGzex 4 года назад +29

    Am I the only person that constantly watches the Windows Destruction videos, even up to 4 times a day?
    Joel is so entertaining, with his voice and laughs, that I use him as my background.

  • @thevinman6531
    @thevinman6531 8 лет назад +647

    that backround is so LOW KOALA-TY

    • @racawr
      @racawr 8 лет назад +19

      Get out.

    • @lvrmaya
      @lvrmaya 8 лет назад +7

      The_VinMan6 👏😑

    • @Vimdeklus
      @Vimdeklus 7 лет назад +5

      And yet this channel helped birth the most high quality channel on RUclips.

    • @carnival-
      @carnival- 7 лет назад +1

      the PIX-ULATION of the earth is over 99999!

    • @nacoose1157
      @nacoose1157 7 лет назад

      Badum tits

  • @lucky_796
    @lucky_796 6 лет назад +192

    3:06
    **sees gun cursor**
    _OH MAN OH MY GOD YES! YES! I WANT THE GUN GIVE ME THE GUN YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!_

    • @sherbetttt
      @sherbetttt 6 лет назад +4

      YES!! YES!!...AH- YES!!

    • @nemudere
      @nemudere 6 лет назад +2

      here's the prequel of "BABY WITH A GUN"

    • @anarchypizza8840
      @anarchypizza8840 6 лет назад +1

      {insertnamehere} So you’re American?

    • @sonoda944
      @sonoda944 6 лет назад +1

      This is murika

    • @juniperferries5520
      @juniperferries5520 6 лет назад +2

      How...intimate.
      A-ah~ yes~! yes~! ye-e-e-esss~!!!

  • @ShougaTouki
    @ShougaTouki 8 лет назад +105

    No matter how many times I watch the Windows destruction videos, they will never get tiring. I just wish that I could see the chat for this so I could see their reaction to the return of Bonzi.

    • @turi9867
      @turi9867 8 лет назад

      Go watch the full streams, they have the chat in them

    • @ShougaTouki
      @ShougaTouki 8 лет назад

      They have the chat for the Windows 8 destruction but not this one unfortunately.

    • @ludmilaalison3724
      @ludmilaalison3724 8 лет назад

      SAME. I laugh every single time

    • @StarWarriorKirby
      @StarWarriorKirby 8 лет назад

      The latest one ends with a virus called VineMemz and the virus ends with Bonzi Budsy .

    • @StarWarriorKirby
      @StarWarriorKirby 8 лет назад

      +Star Warrior Kirby Buddy*

  • @smidge7865
    @smidge7865 3 года назад +9

    5:51 the vigor that he uses when he realizes the sad truth is so amazing.

  • @dirtydan6960
    @dirtydan6960 8 лет назад +172

    TUTOROLLS?!

    • @Mystsprit
      @Mystsprit 8 лет назад +40

      I was fortunate enough to see this comment the moment it happened

    • @marston301
      @marston301 7 лет назад +2

      Dirty Dan NO I'm DIRTY DAN

    • @carterwhaley948
      @carterwhaley948 7 лет назад

      Mystsprit same

  • @Zarkdx97
    @Zarkdx97 7 лет назад +129

    I cannot... C A N C E L L

  • @RaposaCadela
    @RaposaCadela 7 лет назад +355

    _skrillex scay onster an nice sprites midi_

  • @zachstudios567
    @zachstudios567 5 лет назад +41

    Rip windows 7. Alot of memories with this OS.