What is the Smallest Possible .EXE?

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @shortcat
    @shortcat 4 месяца назад +2224

    "I’m not sure typing simulator would become a best seller on Steam."
    You'd be surprised what's taking over Steam tops these days...

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 4 месяца назад +187

      banana

    • @pepsiman9093
      @pepsiman9093 4 месяца назад +84

      banana

    • @blarghblargh
      @blarghblargh 4 месяца назад +49

      terracotta

    • @mjdevlog
      @mjdevlog 4 месяца назад +39

      banana click simulator?

    • @pepsiman9093
      @pepsiman9093 4 месяца назад

      @@mjdevlog yeah, it basically just exists to make money off the item trading system on steam

  • @qwerty11111122
    @qwerty11111122 4 месяца назад +857

    17:46 bad video for security. Now the number of executables is finite and we can brute force through all of the 2^2^34 executables to find all of the penetration vectors.

    • @lunabell-2
      @lunabell-2 4 месяца назад +86

      only for windows. unix/linux-based systems are still safe (but for how long?)

    • @v84l42
      @v84l42 4 месяца назад +4

      huh?

    • @samuelthecamel
      @samuelthecamel 4 месяца назад +203

      Good idea. I'm sure this calculation will complete before the heat death of the universe

    • @SG_01
      @SG_01 4 месяца назад +93

      While you're at it, you can figure out all the valid versions of Doom are in there ^^

    • @yigawaffle
      @yigawaffle 4 месяца назад +8

      @@samuelthecamel Well, it probably would. As technological advancements are constantly happening, once we have, per say, consumer-grade quantum computers, we just write the program, sit back, and enjoy.

  • @JJFX-
    @JJFX- 4 месяца назад +452

    Fun fact: That "MZ" required at the beginning of the header stands for Mark Zbikowski, who is credited with creating the .exe file format at Microsoft.

    • @RvnKnight
      @RvnKnight 2 месяца назад +18

      Yep, but sadly most IT/Is people never learn it unless they have the right class and right instructors.

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 2 месяца назад +17

      @@RvnKnight Well I've taken no such official classes. Just an obsessive need to learn the 'why' as much as the 'how' and whatever experience comes from having to find my own way through this never-ending cave.

    • @RvnKnight
      @RvnKnight 2 месяца назад +2

      @@JJFX- Hence 'most*, not 'all'.

    • @delphicdescant
      @delphicdescant 2 месяца назад +19

      @@RvnKnight I don't think it's that sad that people aren't aware of the MZ standing for Mike Wazowski. It's pretty much the most useless trivia imaginable.

    • @RvnKnight
      @RvnKnight 2 месяца назад +5

      @@delphicdescant That's your opinion and you are entitled to it.

  • @darkarchon
    @darkarchon 4 месяца назад +2528

    Just to be pedantic, the first file isn't actually 0 bytes. But its contents are!

    • @HeyImSolace
      @HeyImSolace 4 месяца назад +180

      But the file is nothing but its contents. Unless you're considering the directory entry of the file system part of the file, in which case you would also need to consider the filename and all the files metadata part of it. To my knowledge it isn't though. Directory structure is kept completely separate from file contents

    • @mars5train601
      @mars5train601 4 месяца назад +326

      ​@@HeyImSolaceFiles on your computer are stored with overhead. Some tools will tell you your file has a size of x bytes, and a size on disk of y bytes.
      This difference will exist even if the contents are 0bytes, since usually the system reserves a section of disk for it.
      This difference is op's 'being pedantic'

    • @albi2k88
      @albi2k88 4 месяца назад +21

      O Archon się tu zjawił.

    • @HeyImSolace
      @HeyImSolace 4 месяца назад +55

      @@mars5train601 I know that this overhead exists, but this overhead is not part of the file. This is like saying a Google search result is part of a Website. It takes up space, but it's not part of the website itself, it merely shows some data of it (Title and a little preview) and points to where it is (its web address).

    • @qwerty11111122
      @qwerty11111122 4 месяца назад +14

      ​@HeyImSolace nah, thats the difference in memory vs storage.
      The file's metadata in the inode table has a minimum size. In windows ntfs (from googling), the equivalent looks to be the mft record, which clocks in at 1kb or 2 512B ssd sectors.

  • @araghon007
    @araghon007 4 месяца назад +958

    When I started watching, I somehow only expected the usual "overlapping the DOS and PE headers" and hello world message box, didn't expect you to enter the

    • @TheSulross
      @TheSulross 4 месяца назад +34

      Clearly the video failed hugely on its stated objective to create smallest possible .EXE. Have to give a grade of F for that reason.

    • @128Gigabytes
      @128Gigabytes 4 месяца назад +57

      @@TheSulross thats stupid, he found out how small it could be and then went on to, after answering the question, making something else related to the same topic, which again happened after answering the main question

    • @RoganGunn
      @RoganGunn 4 месяца назад +12

      @@128Gigabytes Sarcasm detection failure detected 👀😁

    • @sonicSnap
      @sonicSnap 3 месяца назад +7

      @@RoganGunn it very clearly isn't sarcasm based on context clues

    • @timmygilbert4102
      @timmygilbert4102 3 месяца назад +9

      F is the highest grade in the hexadecimal scale ⚖️ 😂

  • @technikschaf1574
    @technikschaf1574 4 месяца назад +155

    The smallest piano having 555 Bytes, "like" THE one IC used for making simple sounds, the one and only NE555... That's just awesome and it cant be a coincidence

    • @lizardswithhats
      @lizardswithhats 4 месяца назад +11

      I thought the same thing lmao

    • @ping_th
      @ping_th 4 месяца назад +1

      I don’t understand your technical, so you mean like make a file that run beep/ small sound?

    • @technikschaf1574
      @technikschaf1574 3 месяца назад +15

      @@ping_th the NE555 is a small IC (integrated Circuit) / Chip used in electronic devices for timing/clock signal (and more) purposes. This chip (and its clones) are probably the most used IC for such stuff. It is so easy to use and cheap and widely used it became synonymous for this kind of usecase. Since any note you can play is nothing more than a sine wave with a specific frequency and the NE555 can easily produce such frequency you can use this chip to build a small piano (ignoring it not producing sine waves but square waves you then have to filter)

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 месяца назад +2

      If he manages to shrink that by another 45 bytes, it'll fit into a boot sector and will clearly kick pac-man and doom from the most popular choices.

    • @anty.
      @anty. 11 дней назад

      @@technikschaf1574 do modern computers still have this circuit, and if so, is it still possible to use it to make sounds/music that come straight from the computer?

  • @SomethingCatchy2_
    @SomethingCatchy2_ 4 месяца назад +344

    I was exspecting this to just be a deep dive in to how small an exe can be, then he just made a game, this is amazing

  • @powerpc6037
    @powerpc6037 4 месяца назад +66

    I remember having an exe file on my Amiga which was only 56 bytes in size: "reboot". This in fact rebooted the Amiga computer when you executed it.

    • @stalker32041
      @stalker32041 4 месяца назад +4

      I don't checked size of linux "reboot" program...

    • @neoney
      @neoney 3 месяца назад

      ​@@stalker32041its a symlink to systemctl if on systemd

    • @RWBHere
      @RWBHere 3 месяца назад +2

      @@stalker32041 Fifteen characters, 'shutdown -r now' is enough to do that, as root, from the Command Line.

    • @chriku
      @chriku Месяц назад

      ​@@stalker32041i am not sure if it even has one, as i saw one being a symlink to systemd, which checks its filename on start and if it was started via the reboot link recommends the main systemd to reboot.

    • @cmposting
      @cmposting 22 часа назад +1

      @@RWBHere that is a command which executes the program known as "shutdown" with the arguements "-r now" and has nothing to do with the size of the shutdown program, which includes reboot functionality

  • @KadeDev
    @KadeDev Месяц назад +16

    "Works twice as well as expected" is probably the best line i've ever heard. Great video!

  • @thomquiri9860
    @thomquiri9860 4 месяца назад +389

    1:15 nice integer overflow lmao

    • @HasanGaming482
      @HasanGaming482 4 месяца назад

      idiots who dont know freaking a bit of coding arent allowed

  • @ArthurKhazbs
    @ArthurKhazbs 4 месяца назад +41

    "What is the largest possible EXE?" (Proceeds to develop an Electron application.)

  • @AlexTrusk91
    @AlexTrusk91 4 месяца назад +293

    I once talked to the kernel directly.
    Now I got a lifetime supply of chicken wings.

    • @timmygilbert4102
      @timmygilbert4102 3 месяца назад +6

      Something is not right because it should have given you pop corn 🌽🍿😮

    • @wbat5816
      @wbat5816 2 месяца назад

      Why is your PFP Person... sideways...?

    • @juliehelloworld
      @juliehelloworld 2 месяца назад +1

      🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️➡️➡️➡️

    • @wbat5816
      @wbat5816 2 месяца назад

      @@juliehelloworld Gotta RunRunRunRunRunRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
      𓊖 Emojitranslator.exe has stopped unexpectedly.

    • @Saver310
      @Saver310 Месяц назад +1

      c

  • @KvapuJanjalia
    @KvapuJanjalia 4 месяца назад +63

    If I remember correctly, if you disable ASLR, you can simply jump to Win32 API function addresses. This will eliminate some strings in IMPORTS section of a PE file.
    I haven't tried it myself.

  • @MangoPango1973
    @MangoPango1973 4 месяца назад +24

    Nearly 40 years ago, my first Computer was an Amstrad / Schneider CPC 464. I bought a monthly magazine which featured type in programs, back then called listings and there was always the 1kb program section, containing fantastic tools and full games with sound, colour graphics and joystick controls. I remember several Space Invaders clones, Shoot'em Ups, Racing and Puzzle games and an absolutely awesome Fractal generator, everything less than 1kb in Locomotive Basic and less than one page in the magazine.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 месяца назад +1

      Back in the day before magazines had download codes. Or DVDs. Or CDs. Or floppies.
      No, they printed the code directly and you had to type it in manually.

  • @filker0
    @filker0 4 месяца назад +36

    Fun video.
    ANSI (usually spoken as "ahn-see") control sequence originated with the Digital Equipment Corporation VT100. The SGR (Set Graphic Rendition) sequence was extended in "ANSI.SYS" on DOS to allow setting foreground and background colors. The glyphs the video shows beyond the ASCII characters are the VT100 graphics set, so the same program game would work using a serial port connected to a VT100+ terminal emulator that supported the color extension.
    The flickering could be reduced by only redrawing the bottom row except as the meteors shift down. Using save cursor and restore cursor sequences could improve keeping the little house's position from flickering. This will take more code code, of course.

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah and similar usage of ANSI is also great for anyone who enjoys torturing themselves making unnecessarily complicated batch files. Using it to clear lines and restore cursor positions instead of simply clearing it is much more pleasant and opens up some cool possibilities that wouldn't be possible (or practical) otherwise.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 4 месяца назад +2

      *usually pronounced an-see

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 месяца назад

      @@JJFX- as someone who has made unnecessarily complicated batch files, I appreciate all methods that make it less complicated, because that allows me to add more stuff.

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 2 месяца назад

      @@HappyBeezerStudios It can simplify things but can become a headache to decipher later unless you mask repeated commands as vars. Aside from totally necessary colors and animations I mostly find it useful for advanced menu navigation, the ability to display information underneath an input line, temporarily replacing an invalid input with text, etc...

  • @OlegDorbitt
    @OlegDorbitt 4 месяца назад +28

    14:04 big thumbs up for CISC, without it we wouldn't have such gems as "AAA" and "PUNPCKHQDQ"

    • @marcsh_dev
      @marcsh_dev 20 дней назад +1

      And the lovely EIEIO

  • @EscapedShadows
    @EscapedShadows 4 месяца назад +97

    11:58 „And that works twice as well as I expected“ Best line every

  • @DavesGarage
    @DavesGarage 4 месяца назад +159

    Great video! I never considered what the *largest* would be! Now I know :-)

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  4 месяца назад +41

      Thanks for giving it a watch, it means a lot coming from you.

    • @kipchickensout
      @kipchickensout 4 месяца назад +7

      I was confused when I saw the video in my feed, thinking it would be basically the same as your video, but I love how this one explains everything visually! Kudos to you both

    • @ognjenjakovljevic494
      @ognjenjakovljevic494 23 дня назад

      ​@@InkboxSoftware for a guy who scammed non educated ppl by selling fake cleaning software LOL

  • @pielover267
    @pielover267 4 месяца назад +98

    5:17 wait a sec, wait a sec, does every windows executable really contain ASCII art of a shrub by default? I'm tempted to assume that was a joke so you would have something to rhyme, but honestly I'm hoping that it's true because that would be a hilarious and genuinely beautiful absurdity.

    • @Levi_OP
      @Levi_OP 4 месяца назад +29

      Just a joke :-)

    • @avantesma1
      @avantesma1 4 месяца назад +14

      This would be a software equivalent of those dudes etching Milhouse in the corners of their microchips.

    • @zpa89
      @zpa89 27 дней назад +2

      ​​@@avantesma1 one of the code bases my teams work with has a big old dragon ASCII. It isn't super uncommon. Though that is just made with comments so not technically the same

    • @avantesma1
      @avantesma1 27 дней назад +2

      @@zpa89 If those etched Milhouses weren't functional parts of the chips, I'd say it's indeed, technically the same.
      Comments are the non-functional part of code, right? 🙂

  • @Felice_Enellen
    @Felice_Enellen 4 месяца назад +17

    One thing about compressors like crinkler is that you'll always have the potential hazard of the output executable being detected as possible malware. Most AV is leery of anything that looks like it's compressed, since it's a common way to hide telling features of the executable.

    • @RainDownpours
      @RainDownpours 4 месяца назад +8

      Ah, that's why windows defender detects it as a trojan.

    • @mkstffwthstff
      @mkstffwthstff 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@RainDownpours I got that too

  • @verebellus
    @verebellus Месяц назад +8

    2:47 was a BRILLIANT sponsor cut?

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  Месяц назад +13

      After a certain time I can cut them out for a better viewing experience

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers 27 дней назад +5

      ​@@InkboxSoftwareUnbelievably based

    • @Thespikedballofdoom
      @Thespikedballofdoom 21 день назад +2

      @@InkboxSoftware so swag

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant 4 дня назад +1

      Lol I thought it was a sponsorblock skip, but then was confused why I didn't see the popup asking if I wanted to unskip lol

  • @andrew_ray
    @andrew_ray 4 месяца назад +18

    With the parameters now all in place, we can build Jorge Luis Borges' library of Babel, but for exe files. Since there's a limit to the number of bytes that can go in an exe and a finite number of values each byte can have, we can imagine a filesystem the contains every possible exe file. But it couldn't be a Windows filesystem.

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  4 месяца назад +11

      Here you go: github.com/InkboxSoftware/DatabaseOfDamascus

  • @shallex5744
    @shallex5744 4 месяца назад +65

    10:56 those aren't actually ASCII characters (except for the @)
    ASCII is only a 7-bit encoding, and thus only contains 127 characters. anything beyond that into the 8-bit realm is a vendor-specific extension beyond ASCII

    • @sttate
      @sttate 4 месяца назад +1

      Where's the 128th value?

    • @shallex5744
      @shallex5744 4 месяца назад +11

      @@sttate the 128th value is the number 127. the 1st value is the number 0

    • @mjouwbuis
      @mjouwbuis 4 месяца назад

      @@shallex5744 not only the value (not number) 0, but also the NULL byte. Sometimes used as a string terminator so not exactly a character, but if you think of the other control characters as a character, it can be argued that NULL is also one, which makes a total of 128 characters. Also, back in the day the remaining 128 values used to be known as high-ASCII which were more or less vendor or machine specific. Later they became code pages which were more or less standardised.

    • @marsovac
      @marsovac 4 месяца назад +2

      If you actually look at the image that you complain about, you first notice there are 16 rows with 8 columns, which excluding the NULL character makes for 127 characters. Then you notice that columns have 3 bits and rows 4 bits. Which is exactly 7 bits. And then you notice that those are precisely the ASCII characters.

    • @shallex5744
      @shallex5744 4 месяца назад +6

      @@marsovac i wasn't focused on the image, i was referring to him suggesting that the house and the horseshoe-looking thing were ASCII characters

  • @thewelder3538
    @thewelder3538 4 месяца назад +14

    Just as a comment here, you don't want to do things like cmp al, 0. The reason is simple. You're comparing an immediate value and that value has to be stored in the instruction. Since you're only interested in the flags, you should test al, al whereby the assembly doesn't need to store the immediate value and it will set the flags for you to branch against.

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  4 месяца назад +9

      Thanks, I had forgot about TEST, looks like I can shave off a few more bytes

    • @thewelder3538
      @thewelder3538 4 месяца назад +8

      @@InkboxSoftware Well when you've done as much assembly as I have and enter 4k/64k demo competitions at Revision and other parties, every byte does indeed matter!
      Good video though.

  • @Dr-Zed
    @Dr-Zed 4 месяца назад +75

    Demoscene members being chads as always. Crinkler is one of my favorite tools, so cursed yet so elegant.

    • @stgigamovement
      @stgigamovement 4 месяца назад +10

      Another demoscene-friendly language is JS. In my experience, it's quite versatile. Stuff like fitting a game that was 30,000 bytes into 3,081 bytes. People have also made 140-character JS programs back in the olden days of X/Twitter when there was a hard 140 character limit.

    • @blarghblargh
      @blarghblargh 4 месяца назад +7

      @@stgigamovement sounds more like code golf.
      does the demoscene want or care about JS?

    • @stgigamovement
      @stgigamovement 4 месяца назад +1

      @@blarghblargh there's a section on Demozoo and Pouet for Javascript demoscene works, which I've used.

    • @eter9nitysslut131
      @eter9nitysslut131 4 месяца назад

      @@stgigamovement i mean you need the runtime to go with it lol so not really demosccene

    • @Roomsaver
      @Roomsaver 4 месяца назад +4

      @@stgigamovementThat’s code golf, you still need an interpreter for JS

  • @RochesterX
    @RochesterX 4 месяца назад +10

    2:55 - Who knew Plato was a Linux fan?

  • @mrjson3039
    @mrjson3039 4 месяца назад +101

    Dude... Dealing with microsoft's documentation practoces, that's the challenge I saw. Amazing work of art

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 4 месяца назад +5

      Most useful usage of chatgpt for me when coding is simply to have it return documentation info...... and then hope it doesn't decide to just make something up which ends up wasting more time than simply digging into it myself :/

    • @spht9ng
      @spht9ng 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JJFX-just tell it DO NOT HALLUCINATE . That’s what Apple does on their prompts

    • @JJFX-
      @JJFX- 3 месяца назад

      @@spht9ng lol "DON'T F'IN LIE TO ME!"

  • @leafdebrief
    @leafdebrief Месяц назад +7

    2:53 Subliminal ad placement

  • @godwin972
    @godwin972 3 месяца назад +3

    for anyone wondering, the character at 4:06 is "嗯", which (according to Wiktionary) is a Chinese character that can mean doubt, curiosity, surprise, agreement, "pledge", or just onomatopoeia for groaning.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 месяца назад +2

      So in general the reaction of the programmer after the program starts and displays the message.
      All of that.

  • @WilburHawthorne
    @WilburHawthorne 2 месяца назад +4

    Do not be embarrassed by your mistakes. Nothing can teach us better than our understanding of them. This is one of the best ways of self-education.

  • @RobinLeGaming
    @RobinLeGaming 4 месяца назад +7

    EXE doesn't actually indicate a PE file.
    It may contain an early MS-DOS MZ, an MS-DOS 4.0 New Executable or a modern Portable Executable.

    • @larkuser
      @larkuser 2 месяца назад

      and also the LE and LX from Windows VxD services and Microsoft OS/2 2.0

  • @PaulPassarelli
    @PaulPassarelli 4 месяца назад +9

    Back in the days of DOS, we (Crescent Software) sold a library for BASIC (called PDQ) which would allow for the quick compilation & linking of EXEs less then 512 Bytes. Why 'so big' (LOL)? Because that was the size of *ONE* sector on a *FLOPPY DISK*. Anything less was moot.
    It could also create TSR (Terminate & Stay Resident) programs, which were available with a keystroke or interrupt. And we could shove them up into Extended, or of you remember it, "Expanded" memory.
    Since this was in the days prior to math coprocessors, I wrote the 8087 emulator for the product.
    Thanks for the nostalgic trip down memory lane.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 4 месяца назад +2

      did it compile basic into a more native program instead of the more usual of adding the basic intepreter and the bas itself into an exe?
      I remember trying to coax borland c/c++ 3.1 into compiling as small executable as possible (I think I was like 11 back then). i think i got a 'flame' effect down to 8kb or so, which was still huge for what it was(just couple of loops really and calling bios to change the video mode and make the pallette).

    • @PaulPassarelli
      @PaulPassarelli 4 месяца назад +2

      @@lasskinn474 LOL! Yeah, these were genuine EXE files. The BASIC compilers BC 6 & BC 7 Professional were actually pretty good compilers for the time. BASIC code was lexed into 8086, 80286, or 80386 instructions. It even had math coprocessor options. statements like Print, Play, Open, Locate, REDIM, Strings, etc., generated calls into the runtime libraries just like C functions.
      We re-wrote the runtimes from *SCRATCH* in hand tuned assembly language (MASM). Because our libraries were so granular, the linker was able to bring in just the bare bones set of library routines that the programmer actually invoked. Nothing was just along for the ride.
      Since it was a library we were able to add extra functionality, such as the TSR capabilities, interrupt handlers, function pointers, pretty much anything a C coder could do, we put that power in the hands of the BASIC programmer.
      Then came Visual Basic for Windows. But that's a story for another day.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 4 месяца назад +2

      @@PaulPassarelli that's pretty cool, would've been cool to get hold of back in the day.

  • @diegoreckholder945
    @diegoreckholder945 4 месяца назад +5

    it's been about 10 years since I last wrote any code, and about 12 years since I worked with processor instructions. This video made me remember that I loved this before my professors at college made me hate this with my soul 😅

  • @blarghblargh
    @blarghblargh 4 месяца назад +176

    Back in the day, we called it "Anne See" (like "antsy" with a silent "t"). not "Ay En Ess Eye"

    • @yourcomputerhasdied
      @yourcomputerhasdied 4 месяца назад +73

      it's the superior way to pronounce it. less syllables and easier to say. I've heard some people say ASCII one letter at a time, one of the worst experiences of my life

    • @blarghblargh
      @blarghblargh 4 месяца назад +16

      @@yourcomputerhasdied you poor soul. Stay strong!

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 4 месяца назад +8

      @@yourcomputerhasdied Laugh out loud, what a waste of time.

    • @rhysbaker2595
      @rhysbaker2595 4 месяца назад +2

      In fairness, he might have never heard anyone say it 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @mewity
      @mewity 4 месяца назад

      I pronounce it "ayensi"

  • @KLegyyn
    @KLegyyn 4 месяца назад +22

    You brought me back in time to my computer science days, making games on console applications.
    .
    Those were the simplest of days.
    .
    Thank God I still have them.
    .
    .

  • @numbr6
    @numbr6 4 месяца назад +3

    Over they years, Windows developers give zero consideration of the size of their programs. I'm glad to see someone demonstrating it is possible to write functionally interesting programs in the

  • @IamNerfDart
    @IamNerfDart 4 месяца назад +11

    Someone mention MattKC his QR code game could get an upgrade

  • @JustinWang
    @JustinWang 4 месяца назад +3

    1:26 the background music is the “if there is no CCP, there is no new China” wow very patriotic

  • @nordern1
    @nordern1 4 месяца назад +3

    Maybe an interesting honorable mention: "fr-016c: fuenf (in your face)" by the demo group Farbrausch. It's a COM file that just produces an endless stream of garbage in the terminal, but because sometimes includes ascii bell symbols, it's technically an application with visuals and audio in 5 bytes.
    (It also crashes the terminal window)

  • @etaoinwu
    @etaoinwu 4 месяца назад +16

    that 嗯 got me laughing so hard in the binary selection part

  • @MsHojat
    @MsHojat 4 месяца назад +3

    I know that 4k is comparatively huge to these tiny minimal-size exes, but I've seen some pretty cool demoscene exes that are only 4kb.

  • @paumb64
    @paumb64 4 месяца назад +20

    11:59 I laughed more than i should have on this part lol. Amazing video

  • @MonroeChapman
    @MonroeChapman 2 месяца назад +3

    He who conquers others is strong; He who conquers himself is mighty.

  • @bradl7439
    @bradl7439 4 месяца назад +2

    In practical terms, the smallest .exe file you can have is the cluster size the FAT uses on the storage device you're using. Assuming you saved your work that is.

  • @sundhaug92
    @sundhaug92 4 месяца назад +8

    I mean, you can make a smaller executable for Windows by taking advantage of the NTVDM and making a COM-file

    • @klh.
      @klh. 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, you can get it down to one byte, a single RET instruction.

    • @shinyhappyrem8728
      @shinyhappyrem8728 Месяц назад

      Wouldn't that be a 16-bit x86 file? Which wouldn't run on 64-bit Windows versions...

    • @sundhaug92
      @sundhaug92 Месяц назад

      @@shinyhappyrem8728 Sure, but 32-bit Windows is still supported for about a year more

  • @km077
    @km077 4 месяца назад +1

    *fun fact:* Registers: EDI, ESP, EBI and EFL could be used to power a RNG with some multiplications and/or additions. Some of them change to a pretty unique value only at start-up and then increment as the program is running, but others could be used to get multiple equally dispersed pseudo-random numbers.

  • @doslogo
    @doslogo 2 месяца назад +3

    My game is 53 KB, runs even before/without Windows directly when the PC turn on power, and funny enough, it has the MZ header! I am quite happy with that 😇

    • @MissNorington
      @MissNorington 2 месяца назад +1

      I looked at it, great video, the MZ header is used by the bootsector, very clever!

    • @larkuser
      @larkuser 2 месяца назад +2

      thats quite extreme compression you got. blew my mind!

  • @andreyrumming6842
    @andreyrumming6842 4 месяца назад +2

    The 2GB limit for RAM with 32 bit systems was a massive headache until I realised using GCC I was compiling for 32 bit OS's, when my OS was 64 bit. Changed that, and solved

  • @suspense_comix3237
    @suspense_comix3237 4 месяца назад +3

    15:09 I braced myself for a Rickroll, but was glad that that wasn't the case.

  • @nikotheoneshot
    @nikotheoneshot 4 месяца назад +5

    watching videos like these gives me such a desire to c r e a t e something in assembly
    but, yknow, then I remember, oh yea, I hate coding in assembly

  • @cigmorfil4101
    @cigmorfil4101 4 месяца назад +4

    There used to be a full chess game for the Sinclair ZX81 (Timex 1000) which fitted in the 1k (1024 bytes) of static RAM which came with the system, from which some was used for the screen....

  • @suspense_comix3237
    @suspense_comix3237 4 месяца назад +2

    17:41 This is close to 1.99 Gigabytes for those who don't know.

  • @SojournerDidimus
    @SojournerDidimus 4 месяца назад +2

    I once made an executable a mere 20 bytes in size.
    It ran in DOS, was a .com, not a .exe. It's use was to set text resolution to 120x50 characters (if I remember correctly).

  • @Bunny99s
    @Bunny99s 4 месяца назад +2

    Writing small programs under an OS is fun. Try writing a bootable game :) People managed to pack whole simulations or games into the bootsector of a floppy. A sector has 512 bytes but the last 2 bytes are required or the BIOS won't recognise it as bootable (55AA in hex). Though the bootsector (depending on the medium) also contains some volume information. That only leaves a little bit left for the program. People have written bootsector games or simulations and still have the disk to work properly under DOS or windows. Also there are no sys calls to any OS function since we ARE the OS if we boot from this medium. All we have are the BIOS interrupts and direct memory access. The BIOS only loads the first sector (boot sector) of the medium which usually just contains code to load the actual OS boot loader from other sectors.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 4 месяца назад

      back in the day booter games on dos machines were not that common but there were a bunch of them. if you had only 1 floppy drive you didn't need to swap from dos, you didn't need to worry if the customers config.sys was weird etc and could have more confidence in whatever tricks you used to make it harder to copy the floppy.
      i think that there were those titles is one reason for why booting from floppy was default for so long on pc's so you couldn't leave a floppy in the drive.

    • @jbird4478
      @jbird4478 Месяц назад

      Yeah but the BIOS _is_ an operating system. A very primitive one, but an operating system nonetheless. And a BIOS interrupt call is only two bytes. There's a plethora of them; printing text to the screen, loading things from the disk, setting timers, etc. When you programmed on DOS you made use of some them as well. Because DOS ran in real mode, it could share the interrupt table with the BIOS, so some interrupts where DOS system calls, while others were handled by the BIOS.

  • @moontoadz
    @moontoadz 4 месяца назад +64

    ANSI you can just say "an-see"

    • @willyzemlya
      @willyzemlya 4 месяца назад +3

      Un-see🙈

    • @BradenBest
      @BradenBest 4 месяца назад

      I've got ANSI in my pantsi

  • @beautifulsmall
    @beautifulsmall 4 месяца назад +1

    I dived into bitmaps years ago and found unseen riches, unused digits at the ends of non 32bit arrays. nice work . we all need to keep kicking the tyres.

  • @HedgehogGolf
    @HedgehogGolf 4 месяца назад +4

    0:26 sneaking in your mailing list is a genius move lol

  • @Harvey-b2j
    @Harvey-b2j 2 месяца назад +2

    Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

  • @Saru-Dono
    @Saru-Dono 4 месяца назад +52

    We really need Dave on this one

    • @graealex
      @graealex 4 месяца назад +5

      Yes, let's bring in the tone-deaf boomer millionaire. He'll solve our problems.

    • @Saru-Dono
      @Saru-Dono 4 месяца назад +12

      @@graealex Well, he kinda knows Windows, so he may be a good fit to explain Windows executables

    • @skycaptain95
      @skycaptain95 4 месяца назад

      This is not some esoteric boomer multimillionaire knowledge ​@@Saru-Dono

    • @graealex
      @graealex 4 месяца назад

      @@Saru-Dono He knows task manager. There are far more competent people still around in regards to WINAPI.

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@graealexhe developed windows... he made fucking task manager and zip... *_he probably knows a lot about executable files._*

  • @leviackerman5866
    @leviackerman5866 4 месяца назад +1

    Markus Persson, in a

  • @aarocka11
    @aarocka11 4 месяца назад +4

    Cool. Next time do a boot sector program so that way you don’t need the pesky bloat of an OS to execute.

  • @TheMcSebi
    @TheMcSebi 4 месяца назад +2

    Not sure if you already know about this, but you might be interested in Cosmopolitan libc, a project to compile c code to a polyglot binary running natively on Linux + Mac + Windows + FreeBSD + OpenBSD + NetBSD and even in BIOS

  • @aspectreishauntingeurope
    @aspectreishauntingeurope 4 месяца назад +21

    11:00 none of those characters are a part of ASCII... 😄

    • @timseguine2
      @timseguine2 4 месяца назад +5

      If memory serves, isn't this CP437?

    • @EvelynIsDeprecated
      @EvelynIsDeprecated 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@timseguine2To my knolwedge with ANSI art, yes

    • @COArSe_D1RTxxx
      @COArSe_D1RTxxx 4 месяца назад

      The "@" sign isn't part of ASCII-7?

    • @goomygaming980
      @goomygaming980 4 месяца назад +3

      @ is ASCII at least

  • @MasterGeekMX
    @MasterGeekMX 4 месяца назад +2

    I once saw a question on reddit asking why you can't make the same executable file for Linux and Windows.
    The answer: see the first half of this video and then one about the ELF format to understand it.

  • @code123ns
    @code123ns 4 месяца назад +16

    In DOS, the smallest EXE that will do something is 2 bytes. If an EXE contains "@e" it will reboot the computer when run.

    • @Drysart
      @Drysart 4 месяца назад +16

      That sounds more like a COM file. EXE files *must* start with "MZ" to be valid; and then also contain a header (very similar to the one used by EXE files for Windows).
      COM files, on the other hand, were literally just something DOS loaded into a page of memory and then jumped to the first byte of. The smallest valid COM file is 1 byte, the encoding of the "RET" instruction (hex code C3). That would just immediately terminate and return control to DOS.

    • @pdr.
      @pdr. 4 месяца назад +3

      Last time I used DOS/Windows (c. late 1994), you could rename a .COM file to .EXE (and vice versa) with no effect on how it would run.

    • @rashidisw
      @rashidisw 4 месяца назад +3

      @@pdr. Back then they do checks for header within the file content instead of fully reliant on file extension.

    • @code123ns
      @code123ns 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Drysart i know.. but I didn't say it was valid :D I discovered this as a kid who didn't have any compilers, but desperatly wanted to make my own exe. So, as all kids do, I just renamed a BAT to EXE to see what would happen 🤔 the first line was... .@echo off 😀 and the result was that it would restart when I run it. I progressively deleted stuff until I was left with just @e and it would still do the same.

    • @maxmuster7003
      @maxmuster7003 4 месяца назад

      A DOS executable com file with a nop instructions = 1 byte file size.😂

  • @saultube44
    @saultube44 3 месяца назад

    Fun fact: I learned this from a Pascal 6 Book a friend read to me, at leas on MS-DOS it was 1 byte, the ╣B9h or Char 185, in a .exe file, which is the x86 Instruction RetF: Return Far, full qualified address: SEG:OFFSET is used to return to the Operating System.
    Great concise analysis, thank you

  • @omgboy4939
    @omgboy4939 4 месяца назад +18

    what is the smallest possible elf64?

    • @aspectreishauntingeurope
      @aspectreishauntingeurope 4 месяца назад +5

      (btw the result turns out to be 45 bytes)

    • @aspectreishauntingeurope
      @aspectreishauntingeurope 4 месяца назад +6

      it seems youtube deleted my reply so let's try it again...
      even though it's about elf32, I'd highly recommend the famous essay "A Whirlwind Tutorial on Creating Really Teensy ELF Executables for Linux"

    • @cirkulx
      @cirkulx 4 месяца назад

      i think using a header someone i know made and assembling asm -> elf64 it was 40 or smth

    • @asdfghyter
      @asdfghyter 4 месяца назад

      @@aspectreishauntingeurope that's way smaller than I expected!

  • @Daniel15au
    @Daniel15au 4 месяца назад +2

    8:14 you just offended a whole generation of people that played DOS games on Windows 9x lol

  • @gLitCheRR44
    @gLitCheRR44 23 дня назад +3

    Wow, it took until 2016 for windows to support ANSI escape sequences? Yikes!

  • @ElectricalInsanity
    @ElectricalInsanity 4 месяца назад +2

    I never expected to see a video game that you can print on a single sheet of paper.

  • @ImpossibleEvan
    @ImpossibleEvan 4 месяца назад +33

    5:15 the what now?

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 4 месяца назад +17

      Essential code, the ASCII Art Of A Shrub (TM) stabilizes the program, protects against any form of cyberattack, and automatically generates cryptocurrency. It's the sequel to Sun Tzu's The Art Of War, even being more practical on the field of battle.

  • @artofnoise5013
    @artofnoise5013 4 месяца назад +1

    Just discovered your channel. At first wasn't sure if I was watching clickbait. Then at 1:00 - 1:15 I knew you were the real deal!

  • @hc4633
    @hc4633 4 месяца назад +5

    nice mix of humor and knowledge, good stuff

  • @IanZainea1990
    @IanZainea1990 4 месяца назад +1

    15:59 theoretically (based on size alone) it could run on the Apollo guidance computer. Congrats!

  • @minirop
    @minirop 4 месяца назад +4

    would you save some space if you used RDRAND or RDSEED instead for the RNG?

  • @TedSeeber
    @TedSeeber 4 месяца назад +1

    My first hackathon, in 1994, was to write a smallest possible replacement for taskman.exe

  • @MonochromeWench
    @MonochromeWench 4 месяца назад +4

    linking an extra dll just for a rng is costing a lot of space. Ok not really a lot but you can do better. It would be smaller to implement a LFSR rng using a seed value from whatever source you can get that you're already have access to. A Console handle is probably good enough to use as a seed for a LFSR. The Handle values are likely going to be unique every time you run the exe though not guaranteed, the chances you'd get repeated Handle values are extremely unlikely. Or you can just go straight to using a cpu random instruction but you lose compatibility with old cpus.

  • @ArmandWells
    @ArmandWells 2 месяца назад +1

    Go to your bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.

  • @OzzFan1000
    @OzzFan1000 4 месяца назад +17

    That comment about every Windows executable having the same DOS header isn't true. You could specify an actual MS-DOS application as the header and create a dual-mode application. The same .EXE when run under DOS would run only the DOS "header" portion, while when run from Windows would skip over the DOS header and execute the Windows code.
    Many applications used to do this back in the day - and I've even created a few myself!

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  4 месяца назад +10

      That's true, and that's why it has an MS-DOS header in the first place. It's just nowadays your standard compiler will fill in the string "This program cannot be run in DOS mode" automatically.

    • @rashidisw
      @rashidisw 4 месяца назад +7

      Older compiler uses slightly different string "This program requires Microsoft Windows".

    • @throwaway6478
      @throwaway6478 4 месяца назад +2

      @@rashidisw And certain versions of Delphi had a DOS stub that printed "This program must be run under Win32."

  • @cobrce6093
    @cobrce6093 4 месяца назад +1

    Back in windows xp era I remember having a program that has no sections, only a header that also contains some code that restarts windows, IIRC its size was 97 bytes

  • @UndercoverDog
    @UndercoverDog 4 месяца назад +5

    0:40 +1000 soical credit for the music

    • @loquenderovalencia2003
      @loquenderovalencia2003 3 месяца назад

      I thought no one else noticed

    • @xxxtrib
      @xxxtrib 2 месяца назад

      goof

    • @H1O_AN
      @H1O_AN Месяц назад

      no it’s -9999999999 social credit. it’s Taiwan’s music

  • @DaleBartlett-x5n
    @DaleBartlett-x5n 2 месяца назад +1

    Experience can only be gained by doing not by thinking or dreaming.

  • @G-u-z-i-o
    @G-u-z-i-o 4 месяца назад +5

    5:17 Okay, but WHY? WHYYYY in the world would Windows put a shrub there? What purpose does this serve?

    • @blarghblargh
      @blarghblargh 4 месяца назад +9

      what man, you ain't shrubbin? it's the new craze!

  • @BoyCcns
    @BoyCcns 4 месяца назад +1

    In my minimal work with exe compression in the demoscene I verified that if the PE header offset at 0x3C points to a value smaller than 0x40 then the microsoft signing tool will not recognize the image as an executable, which may be an indication towards future limitations. The space between 0x02 and 0x3C can still be used freely though... We use it to put a small vanity ASCII art header in there for our 64k intros ;)

  • @InkboxSoftware
    @InkboxSoftware  4 месяца назад +104

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    • @Pawlo370
      @Pawlo370 4 месяца назад +7

      3:46

    • @AWIRE_onpc
      @AWIRE_onpc 4 месяца назад +8

      no

    • @IT10T
      @IT10T 4 месяца назад +1

      How does Brilliant afford to sponsor so many channels, who is paying all that for some information that is already publicly available? And why?

    • @EalaFreond
      @EalaFreond 4 месяца назад +3

      brilliant along with most other sponsors email them a script made to sound better than youtube and stuff which intrigues people

    • @USERNAMEteammmw
      @USERNAMEteammmw 4 месяца назад

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  • @sami77725
    @sami77725 4 месяца назад +2

    this game with 825 is very small. Even NES Super Mario Bros. is 32 000 Bytes or 32 KB

  • @marijalt9
    @marijalt9 22 дня назад +3

    4:22 ASCII art of a shrub??

  • @kylebowles9820
    @kylebowles9820 27 дней назад

    16:37 lol i thought you were just going to say the results; animating the binary search was super funny

  • @win7best
    @win7best 4 месяца назад +13

    You could fit the entirety of Minecraft into a exe lol

    • @thewhitefalcon8539
      @thewhitefalcon8539 4 месяца назад +2

      yes? most games can be fit in an exe. in fact that's how games work. they are exes.

    • @win7best
      @win7best 4 месяца назад +1

      @@thewhitefalcon8539 you dont get my point...

    • @saidtejeda2012
      @saidtejeda2012 4 месяца назад

      @@thewhitefalcon8539 He refers to all the DLLs, libraries, files, external to the Minecraft JAR or EXE file depending on the game edition (Java or Bedrock)

    • @gavinrolls1054
      @gavinrolls1054 4 месяца назад

      ​@@thewhitefalcon8539he means the entire game, not just the "executable" portion. (using quotation marks since it's java which is a VM and not a real executable)

    • @stalker32041
      @stalker32041 4 месяца назад

      Yes, but saves

  • @tcscomment
    @tcscomment 4 месяца назад +2

    I appreciated the SID music, I see you like Rob Hubbard :)

  • @Matthew_Lawless
    @Matthew_Lawless 3 месяца назад +3

    ...do you have a homemade smartwatch?

  • @nikoladd
    @nikoladd 4 месяца назад

    The smallest windows .exe, that does something meaningful, that I've seen, was a demo project in macro assembler and was just under 900 bytes. It created a window/form with some inputs and buttons and then executed a command when clicked. Basic demo, but still impressive.

  • @araghon007
    @araghon007 4 месяца назад +9

    Just a heads up, the link in description for the diagram at 1:00 is not the original source, nor does it link to the original source. The author is 'corkami' (look up 'corkami pe101')

    • @araghon007
      @araghon007 4 месяца назад +3

      I've been working on my own compiler, and diagrams from that person have been a huge help

    • @InkboxSoftware
      @InkboxSoftware  4 месяца назад +4

      Thank you for bringing that up, I've corrected it to reflect the original author. It it a great chart.

  • @minhkhoi1009
    @minhkhoi1009 16 дней назад

    My (my, my, my) grandpa fought in World War II
    He was such a noble dude
    I can't even finish school
    Missed my mom, and left too soon
    His dad was a fireman
    Who fought fires so violent
    I think I bored my therapist
    While playing him my piano
    that's so insane
    (Oh, my God) that's such a shame
    Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand
    But I can't help myself from feeling bad
    I kinda feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four)
    The world's smallest piano
    Really needs an audience
    So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right)
    I'll blow up into smithereens
    And spew my tiny symphony
    Just let me play my piano for you, you, you, you
    My grandpa fought in World War II
    And he was such a noble dude
    Man, I feel like such a fool
    I got so much left to prove
    All my friends have vaping friends
    They're so good at making friends
    I'm so scared of caving in
    Is that entertaining yet?
    that's so insane
    (Oh, my God) that's such a shame
    Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand
    But I can't help myself from feeling bad
    I kinda feel like two things can be sad (one, two, three, four)
    The world's smallest piano
    Really needs an audience
    So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right)
    I'll blow up into smithereens
    And spew my tiny symphony
    Just let me play my piano for you, you, you, you
    Somewhere in the universe
    Somewhere someone's got it worse
    Wish that made it easier
    Wish I didn't feel the hurt
    The world's smallest piano
    Really needs an audience
    So if I do not find somebody soon
    I'll blow up into smithereens
    And spew my tiny symphony
    All up and down a city street
    While tryna put my mind at ease
    Like finishing this melody
    This feels like a necessity
    So this could be the death of me
    Or maybe just a better me
    Now, come in with the violins
    And take a shot of Hennessy
    I know I'm not there mentally
    But you could be the remedy
    So let me play my piano for you

  • @IHaveTheCIBCSmart
    @IHaveTheCIBCSmart 4 месяца назад +47

    Bro why do i hear chinese propaganda music in the background

    • @NWIN-zg3hq
      @NWIN-zg3hq 4 месяца назад

      No that's "Without the Capitalist Party there would be no new America".

    • @Jkingwalagamer
      @Jkingwalagamer 4 месяца назад +6

      薳火嚳心中友是

    • @leroyjenkinsreturns
      @leroyjenkinsreturns 4 месяца назад +3

      Don't think about it

    • @FranciTheGamer
      @FranciTheGamer 3 месяца назад

      cause programmers are based

    • @Quardanter
      @Quardanter 3 месяца назад +1

      Mao zeonlong propoganda

  • @dura2k
    @dura2k 4 месяца назад +2

    The Game .kkrieger should be a honorable mention. It's a 3D ego shooter in 96k! That's a lot bigger than your game, but with a lot more features. Maybe have a look :)

  • @Mr.Pixie.
    @Mr.Pixie. 3 месяца назад +12

    But can it run Doom?

  • @hrnekbezucha
    @hrnekbezucha 4 месяца назад +1

    Shootout to kkrieger from 2004, an FPS squeezed in 96kb. Looking and playing insane

  • @danmakufan
    @danmakufan 4 месяца назад +3

    0:29 is that a CCP song lol

    • @Nonethousand9090
      @Nonethousand9090 4 месяца назад

      Yes. It's called "without the communist party, there will be no new china" or something like that

  • @chantag9517
    @chantag9517 Месяц назад

    Goodbye Rich Header, Goodbye DOS Stub,
    Goodbye Debug Table and the ASCII Art of a Shrub.
    i see what you were doing there :)