Jerma Sells Out
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- After a series of box office flops, Jerma nosedives from Hollywood starlet to existentially depressed toothpaste salesman
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His catch phrase "LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-" just sounds like he keeps trying to declare his depression to the audience but they continually cut the feed from his mic before he has a chance.
“THIS IS A CRY FOR HEL-“
(Muffled) they’re holding me hostage and making me film these commercials! Amh-
"That's great!"
pepeD
Lemme out, lemme out
This is not a dance
I'm begging for help
I'm screaming for help
Please come let me out
pepeD
CUT THE MIC
Imagine buying a nice house, and as you shake the estate agent's hand, he shouts "LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE" before leaving
Not just shouts but SCREAMS
with a smile that never leaves his face
And imagine the house is completely fucked
@@maximutatro3176 Imagine the house has an entire fucking functional mall on the basement...
@@нико-р2х and a bowling alley in the garage
“Flip the script, you’ll be great!”
“Life is pain, you’re - dead.”
The fact he says you’re dead instead of I hate (due to it rhyming) that part makes it so much funnier
They tried to make Parrapa the Rappa with purely voice controls
My favorite part
What's your pfp from
@@NuclearBoi2nd yugioh card danger! mothman!
7:42 his ability to switch tone instantly...maniac.
well, he had a little pause
hello SWOTS profile picture
I read that as “his ability to switch skin tones”
Yet he was too slow to finish “LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-“
sleeper agent
" LIFE IS AVERAGE, I EXPERIENCE"
Life is good, I enjoy
Average life experiencer vs good life enjoyer
I TOLERATE-
@@baranxlr AAAAA GGGGGRRRRRE I DO NOT TOLERATE
"That's ok!"
I love how the video is exactly 10:01 and the video is called "Jerma Sells Out."
Gotta get them ads in
I mean gotta make a living somehow
Life imitates art
Now he’s just gonna go fishing
#AD
Some middle aged balding man in a leopard print bath robe just told me to brush my teeth, or else I’ll go to jail.
Mr. Walrus i like your profile picture
I’m dying, I’m freakin dying!
1.2k likes,5 replies.
Mr. Walrus 1.4k likes, 6 replies
Middle aged? No his in the middle of his young years.
7:23 the muffled mic really makes it, I’m dying
He looks so much like the Crazy Girlfriend meme
@@EddheadAce he could be, he could be anyone, youll never know
@@cerealkilleronatuesdaynight He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-
@@Knapperoni*SHOTGUN*
Every time his character screams, *L I F E I S P A I N* I almost always laugh hysterically, it’s just so good.
Life I spain
I HATE
Just the same for me.
same-ish
All with a smiling face
*THEYRE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS*
UwU
*I CAN SME-*
that got me so hard lol
the Miami Mutilator got him
*FUCKING CA-*
"LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE"
"That's great!"
"Boom! Straight on with the action!"
"You said it"
Jerma, I've been watching your videos for years and you haven't made me laugh this hard in a long tjme. You're my favorite youtuber.
Now I know where this meme is from
New Moisturizer he almost sounds like ster_
24th October 2017: Jerma makes it big
Literally two days later: Jerma sells out
wow his career was a rollercoaster ride, too bad he was too short to ride it
Not short but compact
@@gregory4349 not compact but efficient
LMAO I love these short jokes
@@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN not efficient but short
@@vico3887 Not short but compact
7:35 he knows it wont save it because he failed, so he actually does the line right out of spite. Best part of the stream.
"This is what they did for fun in the 60s you know!"
"No, it's not"
OLD STREAMER REMINISCES ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Compact in size, big in years.
jerma was well into his 40s in the 1960s so he would know
and then his character immediately started twerking afterwards
7:37
*THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAKE SENSE! EHUH-EH-EHI- IT'S TOO FAST, TOO SLOW, IT DON--*
"Kickshots. It's a state of mind."
lol
Lel
lul
lil
lal
(and that completes the lol vowels)
I love these obscure games nobody knows that Jerma plays. It makes his content much more surreal lmao
To be fair, this game was part of PS move's pack in demos, so it's at least slightly better known than all of the other ps move games that apparently were.
Boltscrap lowkey had no idea that this wasnt a wii game
every single jerma video is like a fever dream.
Makes for good streams because you're kinda experiencing it with him
make him play yume nikki or lsd dream emulator
“She just reverse broke that”
So, she fixed it?
“I can’t do reverse math.”
“...you mean subtraction?”
I Don't Care Or addition if the math in question is subtraction.
*"THIS IS CRAZY DIAMOND'S ABILITY!"*
No because she clearly used a tool for destroying things to smash that wall, but it somehow came out better than it started
@@shaynehughes6645 She removed the plaster on the wall, exposing the brick beneath
the "holding me hostage" thing got me so hard
yOOly Woo It got me erect too.
lewd~ XD jk
Hold the fuck up
@@izzybelle by that i meant laughing hard but hold up tho
yOOly Woo The Return Of A King
7:38 Him switching tones here is geniunely so impressive- He is so into this role the game has put him in and I love it so much. I'm suprised he's not an actual actor or something. I'm kinda happy he isn't and instead is here to make us content unlike anyone elses. And even if this video is 5 years old he is still making just as good and maybe even funnier content. I'm so glad I discovered Jerma!
This video is certified Jerma classic in my eyes now. So damn good!
He actually did voice act for a game and also starred on the world famous Rat Movie
6:10
BRUSH YOUR TEETH IF YOU WANNA NOT GO TO FUCKIN' JAIL, KIDS!
- Jerma
7:13 the body spray commercial is honestly the funniest thing here
They're holding me in hostage
and making me film these commercials
fuckin c-
@@morbiuslover6686
*FUCKING **_PL-_*
@@morbiuslover6686FUCKING C-
"Brush your teeth if you dont want to go to fucking jail kids"
-Jerma985 2017
shahaman noodah *2ndJerma
During the stream his catchphrase is "LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-" but at 4:41 his catchphrase is ✨Sparkle On! Its Wednesday! Dont Forget To Be Yourself ✨
where did that even come from? was it just some edit mr. one guy made or was there an actual source
@@Mama-Luigi I think it’s based off those poorly made Facebook greeting gifs that you get sent by your grandma whenever she manages to actually text you something comprehensible
The timestamp must be off, I can't hear it.
@@Mama-Luigiits a tumblr post
Sparkle OFF! It's Monday. Go back to work.
the characters only ever face the camera head on. whenever they turn their heads, they do it fast, and you can never see their face when not facing the camera. it’s really unnerving. it’s like they’re staring into your soul and honestly it’s the best part of the game
also jerma’s neutral face is him smiling so he is basically always facing you directly and smiling
It’s not any less weird when they aren’t facing the camera lol
Coming back to watch this masterpiece is like re-watching The Godfather or Citizen Kane
One of the best videos on RUclips lol
A new Jerma meme has come to creation:
"LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE!"
Just go to every suicide video and comment this line
Now it's sus Among Us here in 2020 and 2021
@@MicTheOni Jerma "sus guy" elbertson, the man who has never even played among us,
8:49 Try 😙 Thunder 😊 for 😋 a 😁 clean 🤗 machine, 😆 vroom 🥺 vroom! 🥰
When he's yelling and ranting and then immediately snaps into commercial voice as soon as the prompt comes up I fucking died
You described Spamton
@@iancortescontreras6084 well to be fair this is Jerma's chance at becoming a big shot
It *is* a state of mind, after all.
✨ professionalism ✨
@It's elfsucc bro still replied after 3 years
jerma is, truly, timeless
5:27 Look at the face while it's halfway turning, it's exactly what I expected.
Most of the scenes have the characters looking straight at the camera or not facing it at all, trying to hide how flat they are, they didn't even bother modelling a nose!
I regret doing that
@@KattalystFr Life is pain.
I'm amazed they somehow let that one slip. The secret is out.
Are we not going to talk about how he’s turning his head almost 180 degrees like an owl?
5:03 This killed me. Thank you papa Jerma
"Brush your teeth, you won't have to go to fucking jail kids"
*its a pretty big jump between not brushing your teeth and going to jail y'know*
o
Oh hi Freddy
hey I KNOW YOU
queer and sincere
"THEY'RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERICALS- MGVSGBRHRK"
Kickshots. It's a state of mind.
they activated his shock collar
1:06 My all time favorite moment in Jerma history
You must not have seen much of his older videos then, that is pretty shit compared to some of the stupid shit that has happened in the past.
Kodlaken
He might like this more than any of the other stuff that Jerma has done. To each their own. My favorite was in that one Jerma video where star headshot a guy in an alley with a damn bike.
Omg and then the ambulance pulled up, saw the dead guy, then sped away
God that was funny
Burning Noodles [RO]
Just search up "gta 4 jerma" and look for the one named "one day I'll die of laughter". I believe That's it. It's the first clip too!
Kodlaken I've seen nearly all of his videos but this still stands out, I nearly died of laughter when he said LIFE IS PAIN I HATE
It's so cool looking back at old 2ndJerma videos, because you realize jerma hasn't changed. Everything I used to love about jerma's videos and streams are all still there, and he doesn't seem to get burnt out doing this stuff. I think it's because he really loves doing it, and you can feel it oozing out of the screen in every stream and all the 2ndJerma videos. And it's not just wanting to make a funny moment all the time, it's also his relationship with chat. You can tell when he thinks people have legitimately gone too far with something, because he'll disengage with overly-negative subject matter on purpose, and that makes his streams and vids such a comforting cozy place for me, like a big, warm blanket that's been in your parents' house since you were a kid. This guy has helped me through a lot of hard times in my life, and I feel one hundred percent confident when I call him my favorite creator on the internet. Keep being you, Jerma.
He's crazy as well
what about his videos from 2014
@@harveyknguyen This is the type of shit he does then as well
@@MM-vs2et nah this is more of his 2015 videos
My favorite deranged e-clown jermaHeart
"THERE HOLDING ME HOSTIG AND FORCING ME TO MAKE THES COMMERCIALS F~"
Lol.
@@YassirLucaLike I think that's the funniest way to type "LOL" I've seen, formal English, capitalization, full punctuation and everything.
@@glumbortango7182 Yeah...
@@glumbortango7182 wait you’re profile picture is moving what the fuck
Lol.
4:40 The image
sparkle on!
The frame
Is the image
@@neru1584it's wednesday!
6:33 How does he perfectly nail one half of the lipstick yet completely ruin the other side
in a very old video about cowboys and shootouts, he claims to have very shaky hands
jerma
@@SomeRandoQuacko yea
duality of jerma
6:16 i like how he just casually cured male pattern baldness
If only it were that easy
Finasteride Andy (not me though I only needed minoxidil)
"LIFE IS JOY, I LOVE-"
"That's bad!"
asparagus
"Try thunder for a DISGUSTING machine!"
"DEATH IS JOY, I LOVE-"
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Can you imagine if this was an actual game show and a contestant just lost there fucking mind on camera
This game feels like a program that would be on television if we lived in some kind of futuristic dystopian society
Feels like?
Like with the weird looking humans?
if
4 years later, we're in that society now
tru
"It's hight noon for gamers, get Jerms!"
Holy shit the whole “LIFE IS PAIN” thing has me laughing the hardest from anything Jerma has ever done
SAME and it's not even that funny lmao
1:41 ♩♫♩ Life is pain. You're DEAD. ♩♫♩
Straight up fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I remembered he said that while I was in the meat grinder
1:34 Parappa the Rapper 3 looks sick
Toilet sheriff Redemption
Germ Dead Redemption 2.
Toilet Sheriff Redemption 2, TSRII XD
8:50 I cannot get past this moment how does he mimic the guy in every toy commercial so well
Him shouting "LIFE IS PAIN" just made me the laughingstock of a whole dining hall
@Dmitry TKR It probably wasn't the most apt, but it's true. I was sitting in a college dining hall. Just eating a sandwich, drinking some juice...until I suddenly wasn't. The juice was on the window and I was on the floor.
@@Nijht that was like 3 years ago, Jack and we ALL remembered it hohohoho you'll never going to live it down.
@@Nijht I can’t imagine how juice got on the window and you got on the floor but it’s hilarious to read
Do you go to Hogwarts or something?
3:00 Toilet Sheriff: it's high noon for gamers gergjrooms
Germa 985
A video about selling out that goes to 10:01, funny stuff
I mean that's not really selling out, just playing the system
I don't even think he puts extra ads in his videos anyway
👆😉😎💵💵🔟😂😂😢👆
He doesn’t even edit the vids
He did make the outro longer
5:03 is the best one
🕺
LIFE IS PAIN
I HATE
HEY GAMERS
Theo Higgins WANNA GAME LIKE JERMA?!
JinnixXx_ YOU CAN ONLY ACHIEVE THSESE SKILLS WITH A RAZOR DEAFADDER
*"THE NEW SWAGBAGS COME WITH A FREE CAR!!"*
ITS HIGH NOON
So get you one dollar swag bag, at... pax china
Lol "THERE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE....." 7:22
AND MAKING ME FILM THESE COMMERCIALS
are we just ignoring "Feisty Ratchet puts Sexist in his place"?
WHAT
Yes, just like everyone should
You should realize that the real Jerma985 is NOT sexist NOR misogynistic.
yeh
@@dylaninpieces2 Equal opportunity psychopath
IT'S TOO FAST IT'S TOO SLOW, IT'S ALWAYS - Kick shots, it's a state of mind
Literal spit take when his avatar jumped out yelling "LIFE IS PAIN"
1:51 very underrated moment i love how jerma says Livestream Failure
*LIFE IS PAIN I HA-*
woah didnt expect to see you here
Oh, hello there.
2:54
I feel if that specific add actually existed for a real toilet cleaning detergent or whatever the stuff is, I feel he would say
“No germs on my Jerms!”
The “It’s high noon for gamers.” Joke was so ahead of its time.
Not only because of the razor deathadder bit, but because of his cameo in a fox in space where he does an in universe commercial for a cleaning product
1:45 I love watching this video about every month and forgetting about this scene, and then always going back a few seconds to see the funny Jerma picking his nose joke.
Gets me everytime.
*L I F E I S P A I N*
*I H A T E*
We must spread this message.
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
(Boss? Boss! What happened Boss?! Booooooooooossssss!!!)
Dino007
Thus A Meme Was Born
"That's great"
this video has more views then copies sold for this game
The animation in this reminds me of Angela Anaconda
Life is pain.
I'd successfully scrubbed that from my memory you fuck
Angela Anaconda but every dialogue is replaced by life is pain
@@Peusterokos1 the angelamon movie but every dialogue is replaced by life is pain
@Dmitry TKR i have, but it was only because the kid was crying the whole time though right
I hate.
3:10
CRAZY DIAMONDO!
HELL SPOONtheJojoMain is that a Jojo's reference?
1:31 pearl jam
I never thought I'd see the day that there are JoJo references in a Jerma video
I believe the word he is looking for here is "fix"
kiseikazan
IT JUST WORKS
Fun fact-- if you use the RUclips app's _rewind ten seconds_ feature in the middle of Jeremiah's signature catchphrase "LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE" after he jumps through the paper screen, it syncs perfectly to the first recording
ahhh the superstars of our generation. bts, taylor swift, and the middle aged bald man who zealously shouts about the inevitability of death in the middle of cooking shows
cat
And Jerma
LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE-
A
That's great!
LEBEN IST SCHMERZ! ICH HASSE-
Timestamp?
1:10
I love how over the years, Jerma forgot why he's being called EGOMANIAC and jermaPSYCHO when every comedy gold he made as a whole is a documentary of rapid growing insanity. Never change you always changing, Jerma. Love your entertainment.
LIFE IS PAIN I HAT-
Killer Queen has already touched the REPLY button
BITE ZA DUSTO
“That’s great!”
Greato daze!
The rain sounds like Josuke...
5:55 but the dental fees make you spit
*but does the dentist make you swallow?*
5:30 yep, Jeremy being 100% legit sane, right here.
5:31 - Was in the children's hospital and everyone heard, so thanks Jeremy. Luv ya
I bet the kids with cancer is the last thing they heard
@@fissledissle7090 *kid dies*
*Jerma walks up to parents in the funeral and whispers*
"Should have used thunder"
"life is pain, I hate-" - the kids at the hospital
I fucking love you Jerma, you're the only youtuber that actually makes me laugh out loud.
LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE...
But Jerma is short
PAIN IS LIFE HATE I
1:07 Is now my message tone. Lmao.
he sold out when he got that fruit "eat it up" sponser
2:31 “feisty ratchet puts sexist in his place”
What the *fuck*
I think it's physically impossible for you to sell out, Jerma.
Because he's so small right?
Cause he'd do it ironically. It would just work
Jerma: _purposely screams on the mic_
Also Jerma: sorry if i screamed on the microphone
he was trying to scream into the kinect mic I think
The phrase "I hate" holds so much power. There is no one specific thing he hates. He simply hates.
Years later I still find myself (quietly) yelling "LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE"
this fucking video is called jerma sells out and is exactly 10 minutes long
OG Pizgar 10 minutes and 1 second
i can’t believe this is where the “sparkle on! it’s wednesday! remember to always be yourself!” image came from
*THEYRE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND MAKING ME DO THE COMMERCIALS*
4:40 sparkle on
the toothpaste one almost made me ruin my ACT's by laughing in the middle of it when I remembered the joke
"It's high noon for gamers. G-- germs."
5:26 Jerma is *THICC*
Don't say that ever again.
no he isnt. He is compact
"HOT"
Anyone who watches Jerma985 for the plot is totally lying.
try thunder for a clean machine YA FUCKIN WANKA
7:05 too real
8:19 missed opportunity to say 700,000
4:41 Sparkle on! Don't forget to be yourself!
I bet all of you can't see 5:21 without thinking about Jerma Dumptruck now.
6:44
Since when was Jerma hired to be Van Halen's make-up artist?
1:18 its been a tough time for ricegum since idubbbz destroyed his career
00Cryptic I thought he looked like the Ninety Nine Nights guy from that really bad Konami E3 conference
Bud Bonkerson lol ya i can see that too
My brother literally just said to me that this guy looks like ricegum Lmao XD lol
Life is pain I hate
Who cares what two idiots do to each other
That was TWO years ago?
1:37 what gets me here is that if he'd gone through with his whole catchphrase, it would have RHYMED. somehow I feel that he knew this on the fly and purposely steered away from it
Jerma's selling out with the video length.
Damn Slam calm down already ya spaz, it's an IMAGE
But my man the title of the video is "Jerma Sells Out".
Damn Slam how would you know from the just the face that it was pedo?
did anime punch your mom
"Life is pain, i hate-" is such a yearbook-worthy quote.
i was just rewatching this because i saw an animation for the life is pain part and then realized the sparkle on image came from 4:41 and i got caught off-guard so hard
2:01 LIFE IS PAIN! *dies*
3:28 Jerma is a talented carpenter.
“I don’t want to do ONE more”
“I can’t even get ONE done!”
-Jerma ~ A really good carpenter