Only those who are Jeff Foxworthy may enter the kingdom of heaven Editor: Holy Mackerel The Third / @holymackerelthethird2478 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
And our sun is just that one balloon that wasn't filled all the way with helium so it just sort of skims across the ground, thus why we have night and day.
Well done in life! You had a small house, a loving family and great wealth. You lived a great life, and your prize for all of that is *THE WRATH OF GOD!*
Judges 3:22 "Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out and the fat closed in over it." Imagine you stab someone and they shit themselves after enveloping your knife into their fat. What a power move. I aspire to be fat enough to eat a whole ass sword.
I want y’all to know as soon as jerma got one of the “wrath of god” spins, every one of the fire alarms in my school went off and we had to step outside
I forgot how bullshit that do unto others game was. My family forced me to play it with them and I always won the minigames but would lose my points to gods wrath.
There are edge cases where games can play in HD resolutions, yes. Most games on PS2 don't even support widescreen though. There's a listing on Wikipedia of games that support alternate display modes if you're curious. Spoiler: this game isn't one of them.
''On what scale does ice melt at 32°'' Ice melts at 32°C and 32°F, so it wasn't accurate at all. The melting point of ice is at 32°F, but that wasn't asked at all. I guess globoxsas haven't even been yet at the 2nd grade.
@@NuttersTheTree ice IS liquid at 32 C so it technically does melt but from common sense the best answer is fahrenheit since that's the freezing point of water
I watched in abstract horror as the Locusts rained from above, their cacophonous buzzing echoing through the room. Blue unleashed an unholy wail as the locusts buried themselves into his flesh, carving their way into him like a parasite buries into it's host. They were eating him inside out, leaving him as a husk as they took flight once more.
Matpat steals you off the street and asks you if you believe in god in his gameshow. Whether you win or lose, he reminds you "But hey! That's just a theory!"
The question isn't technically worded incorrectly, though it is rather deceptive. Ice itself cannot actually be 32ºC (under standard atmospheric pressure), as at that point it would already be water. A block of ice place in a room at 32ºC would obviously melt, but the ice itself would actually be at 0ºC until it became water (due to the phase transition). The fact this even needs to be considered doesn't bode well for the question-writer though. Melting point would've obviously been a better choice.
@@MarcusTheLonely actually yes and no I guess. Ice melts at 1°C and above, meaning, that putting a Ice block in a room with 32°C would melt it. On the other hand depending on how large the ice block is it will cool the atmosphere too. So I guess it is still impossible to have a ice block sitting around at 32°C but when it melts, the temperature of the ice itself is rising. Melting ice is not at 0°C... I GUESS. I am a material auditor so what do I know.
Pretty much, though ice itself technically doesn't have an increase in temperature as it melts, regardless of room temperature (the heat from the warmer room is used in converting it to water, while the temperature of any ice that hasn't fully melted remains static at 0ºC). I'm pretty bad at explaining it. I found this: sciencing.com/happens-temperature-ice-melts-8432055.html, which probably does a better job.
Игры
To be fair, ice sure as hell melts at 32 degrees Celsius
And it freezes at 32° F so that’s what I thought the trick was
that's not a very good question
@@GayLuigi333 well technically, the melting point of ice is 32 f.
@@MrDarklord965 if it freezes at 32, then the melting point would be 33
@Bob Ross But ice definitely melts at 32 celcius. Thats like 90 degrees fahrenheit
Are you taller than a 5th grader?
*>find out now !
That's not even a fair comparison.
For Jerma.
Well, we found out last video that Jerma is 5' 10" while sitting down.
Stefan M. I'm 5"10 if I jump an inch
@@staple_boi heheh ok 5th grader
Sorry Blue, that answer wasn't correct. Your punishment for this round is ＷＲＡＴＨ ＯＦ ＧＯＤ
@@MK-tl4zr wtf are you?
@@pinekel1081 not even he knows
I thought this was a fuckin joke until I finished the video
*audience applauds*
*TORNADO SIRENS BLARING IN THE DISTANCE*
"Heavenly score! And your payoff is... THE WRATH OF GOD"
Oh boy, when I heard that on stream a piece of hot pocket violently flew out of my nose and crashed onto my laptop.
Heavenly score.
ShadDad i hope to god someone clips that
when youre a good christian boy all your life but you touch your pee pee sometimes
@@RagdollWraith Come over and I'll touch it for you so god doesn't get angry :
That's what you deserve you fuckin sinner
“And Jesus spoke to God ‘What should we do for game night?’”
_Jeremiah, 9:85_
And he spoke back, when he did he said "the wrath of God"
IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SOMETHING
clever
wow, jeremiah 9:85 was referenced in the dollhouse stream lol thats funny
Makes total sense
Of course star are made of helium how else would the stay in the sky
You know what? It finally all makes sense now. Does that mean all the planets are filled with helium as well
@@Snetzelsnetzalsnetzul all of them except earth, obviously, because that's not in the sky
@@Cruxin yeah earth is on the ground
And our sun is just that one balloon that wasn't filled all the way with helium so it just sort of skims across the ground, thus why we have night and day.
Nitrogen -> Argon -> Boston
The line of life.
Trash Rabbit, Duke of Bad Habits, Shellac Addict jerma is in the last stage of life then
As a living Boston I recall my days as an Argon
@uwau I almost transformed into California at one point, that shit feels like crossing dimensions
@uwau I used floridium for my exotic matter in my time machine.
nitrogen>argon>boston>las vegas
I'll take a *Beggs Enedict.*
what about an Enedict Barnold?
1:40 has me crying holy shit
Isn't that the guy from Doctor Strange?
@@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN I hate that I know who you're talking about
The face he makes after realizing what he said is so funny
The absolute transition of energy between 6:26 and 6:27 is utterly surreal.
In the Beyblade series, Moses parting the Red Sea with a Beyblade is an actual canon event.
really?
ruclips.net/video/ZsfJJpwXTXw/видео.html
Yes.
Checkmate, Atheists!
My list of "Dumbest Things Ever" just keeps growing.
I'm pretty sure that beyblade moses video is a meme
I like how the crowd would gasp then nicely clap as God smote Jerma with a locust swarm for no reason
They did it out of fear
his wretched existence is reason enough
smote???
"its not Fahrenheit, thats like the point when water freezes not melts."
im crying
I love how he was about to go Kelvin for a moment, water freezes at 57f above absolute zero
how does he not lose his shit at the announcer saying "heavenly score! and your payoff is: THE WRATH OF GOD"
*Christian rock intensifies*
Can't you see you're not making Christianity better? You're just making rock and roll worse!
PRAISE HIM
Skillet was badass back in the day
🎶 _your body is bread_ 🍞
_your blood is mmwine_ 🍷
Red is pretty good
"Heavenly scored! And your payoff is *ＷＲＡＴＨ ＯＦ ＧＯＤ*"
*audience applauds*
He’s being punished for being a Boy Scout
"And your payoff is... WRATH OF GOD"
Big mood.
When you try your hardest and still manage to fuck everything up
*Audience proceeds to clap*👏
The hugest mood rn.
8:59 this is like, a real life robot chicken sketch
More like a Xavier: Renegade Angel sketch
@@jellywillreturnNah, it’d be a one-off Moral Orel gag from season 1 or 2.
"What can I get for ya sweetie?"
"Yeah, I'll get the Enedict Barnold."
Beggs enedict
Can I have the W R A T H O F G O D
hangúar
Hangër
Pussy
Destroyer
Hangoir
hangòur
the lovely city of Hangor, Maine
Golf guy for THE shit character Jerma Rumble 2021
Worse than 30’s milkman
Panera Bread you got my voye
Well done in life! You had a small house, a loving family and great wealth. You lived a great life, and your prize for all of that is *THE WRATH OF GOD!*
@Oh man I messed it up Can not go back to japan Job
@@skinlizard2251 boJ
So sorry, you lose all of your points from this life
JoJ
Job getting smited was some real shit in the bible
i like how jerma won the mini games and just lost all his points for no reason. god, every once in a while jerma videos make me cry laughing.
COME ON NOW STAND UP
>Stars are mainly hydrogen
>Stars are constantly performing nuclear fusion
>Helium is two hydrogen atoms fused together
"It's nitrogen"
EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
COME ON LETS STAND UP
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY BODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
COME ON LETS *STAND* UP
After watching this video at last I truly see. Jerma isn't short, he's just a 5th grader pretending to be an adult.
Some Random Name HAHAHA jErMA iS sHoRT xD pLS gIVe LiKEs
Short man less smarter than a 5th grader
This is my favorite Jerma lore
@@lmao-ev6nz pfp sauce 😳
"And there she lusted after her lovers, who's genitals were as big as donkies and who's emissions were like that of horses" -Ezekiel 23:20
Judges 3:22
"Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out and the fat closed in over it."
Imagine you stab someone and they shit themselves after enveloping your knife into their fat. What a power move. I aspire to be fat enough to eat a whole ass sword.
Ezekiel: Hey wanna hang out Bethany?
Her: No thanks needle dick.
Ezekiel:
@@nightcollapse yumm
I want y’all to know as soon as jerma got one of the “wrath of god” spins, every one of the fire alarms in my school went off and we had to step outside
I forgot how bullshit that do unto others game was. My family forced me to play it with them and I always won the minigames but would lose my points to gods wrath.
S A L V A T I O N
From the first moment, this whole video made me so uncomfortable on so many levels.
I like that Jeff just....pushes it away. Yeah, don't take any of that Saliva Nation!
He should have played "are you taller than a fifth grader"
That would be a pretty short game
'Are you physically superior to a 5th grader' new show out now
The game still looks like 360p even in 720p settings
wrong bucko, gran turismo 4 was in 1080i you loSER
There are edge cases where games can play in HD resolutions, yes. Most games on PS2 don't even support widescreen though. There's a listing on Wikipedia of games that support alternate display modes if you're curious. Spoiler: this game isn't one of them.
@@ClonesDream no
The ‘is this Janes addiction’ is still so fucking funny to me.
8:38 for anyone who wants a timestamp
@@bweetyeet2989 what is the song called?
@@nathanscott9067 ruclips.net/video/xubJcIj2Lb0/видео.html
@@nathanscott9067its not actually janes addiction. the song is “Gone” By TobyMac
Jerma is confirmed to be the Most Smartest Man™ in 5th grade.
p your but not the tallest :(
Everyone searching for the American bible challenge opening song when it was here all along
holy shit it actually was in this videos intro
Omg, this was relevant so long ago
I got legit mad at that melting question, it was worded so poorly.
Wilfred Cthulu agreed. It was kinda bullshit
it fooled me too, it wasn't poorly worded at all tho, it's just a weird question(which deceives the brain) which was kinda the point,
''On what scale does ice melt at 32°''
Ice melts at 32°C and 32°F, so it wasn't accurate at all. The melting point of ice is at 32°F, but that wasn't asked at all. I guess globoxsas haven't even been yet at the 2nd grade.
@@Ozku9 its 0°C isnt it?
@@NuttersTheTree ice IS liquid at 32 C so it technically does melt but from common sense the best answer is fahrenheit since that's the freezing point of water
Everybody put your hands up
I went to a christian school for most of my life so hearing 8:22 triggered my borderline PTSD flashbacks
Enemy Combatant bro same
Yup shoutout Baptist skool
I just remember falling asleep at church to music like this
Local streamer defeats god
SMTV beta footage.
Jerma confirmed Strongest of the SMT Messiahs.
What the fuck is your pfp
Can we talk about your profile pic please
ONE MORE ZOINK REJECTED
I watched in abstract horror as the Locusts rained from above, their cacophonous buzzing echoing through the room. Blue unleashed an unholy wail as the locusts buried themselves into his flesh, carving their way into him like a parasite buries into it's host. They were eating him inside out, leaving him as a husk as they took flight once more.
and the worst part is, he lost all his points.
I love how this games goes from asking what color is a fucking orange to making a physics question designed to fuck with your common sense.
He may not be smarter than a fifth grader, but at least he's slightly taller than one.
That is debatable
*the one asian kid wears glasses and has a pencil on his ear*
das tistusting aaand rasis
everybody put your hands up, come on let's stand up
As a Christian who also grew up with the song at 8:17 hearing that with the repeated failure noises took me out oh my gosh
same
"Is this Jane's Addiction?"
top 10 jerma moments
You know Jerma wouldn't be wrong because indeed without a doubt I'm pretty damn sure Ice melts at 32 degrees Celsius
"Cheasure trest"? "Beggs Enedict"? Jerma confirmed direct male-line descendant of Reverend Spooner
He indeed tasted the whole worm and had to leave by the town drain.
folding chable
"Is this Jane's Addiction?" lmao
Ice *Doesn't* melt at 32 degrees celsius... huh.
I'm so mad at that question. If they wanted Farenheit to be the correct answer they should've phrased it as "water freezes", not "ice melts".
@Nebbys Water freezing and ice melting occur at the same temperature...
I mean, it doesn't. If ice was 32 degrees celsius, it wouldn't be melting, it'd already be water.
They were asking for the melting point of ice, basically. They just phrased it the way you would when asking a 5th grader.
Since 32° F is the freezing point, wouldn't ice STAY frozen at 32° F? I'm legitimately asking.
EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
EVERBODY JUST STAND UP
“Who was the continental army officer who became a traitor?”
“That’s, uh, that’s General Bill Clinton.”
Enedict Barnold
@@whatr0Beggs Enedict
The bible game host sounds like Peter Doyle, the voice actor who played Dominic Sorel in Eureka Seven
oh shit it is
i could not think of a better way to make your kid hate god than to give them a game where god takes away all your points at random
C'MON LETS STAND UP
Quick Tip: If your game show has a intro where there is vocals, make sure that you get someone who can actually sing, and not Earl from Squidbillies.
The voice actor for Early is an actual musician and singer though lol. His stage name is Unknown Henson.
@@gnbman well shit, he still fucking sucks tho
10:34 I don't like how the moment he mentioned Hell, the host appears to sync with what Jerms was saying.
Matpat steals you off the street and asks you if you believe in god in his gameshow. Whether you win or lose, he reminds you "But hey! That's just a theory!"
Do Unto Others is basically an episode of Moral Orel
If anyone sees this and cares, the song and band at 9:17 is: Kutless - Sea of Faces.
"Ice melts at 32 degrees in Fahrenheit, so it's not Fahrenheit"
Ice freezes at 32
When they started singing Blessed Be Your Name I had VIOLENT flashbacks to my churchgoing childhood
everybody just STAND UP
If you can’t accept him at his worst, obey your thirst.
What
amen brother
6:30 “It’s not easy. It’s pretty simple.”
EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP, COME ON NOW STAND UP!
10:53
Psychotic streamer believes videogame character is himself
EVERYBODY STAND UP
Can you be smarter than a guy who beat Dark Souls 3 ON STREAM?
Can't be smarter than a dude who's FUCKED
No
no
"32 degrees Fahrenheit is freezing"
A high IQ streamer, folks.
32F is freezing tf you mean
Ice would melt at 32 C that is a very badly worded question, Ice would melt at lots of temperatures.
guardianguy but he beat dark souls on stream! Hes smart!
What are you on 32 Fahrenheit is cold.
CMON LETS STAND UP
“That’s what I order for breakfast,I’ll take eggedict barnold bendidt carnal”
Fuck you Grandpa.
Bob Jenks coolio grandson
@@your_grandpa269 grampy! I HATE YOUR GOOTS
"I am smarter than a 5th grader" - Jerma 985
Now we know that 985 is his IQ!
I-- am... n--... o-... t... smarter. than a fifth grader
How are these videos still up after everything this guy literally got arrested
??????
everybody stand up
I love this game, you just can lose all of your points just because you don't lucky enough
Ice definitely melts at 32 degrees Celsius.
What a nostalgia trip, I had The Bible Game when I was super young, and totally forgot about it. Can't believe Jerma streamed it.
Everybody put your hands up!
EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
CMON NOW STAND UP
EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
CMON NOW *STAND UP!*
I laughed so hard when Jerma thought the bible game was Jane's addiction, because the next song in the next challenge sounded like Nickelback.
Freezing point and melting point are the same point. Which term you use depends on whether you are adding or removing energy from the system.
dementia-ridden streamer FORGETS that he used this music before
I can’t believe Jerma accidentally made the Had To Do It To Em dude in the first two minutes
everybody put your hands up!
"I'm gonna keep it like this for the rest of the stream here we go"
*IMMEDIATELY* fucking clears his throat
“Beggs Enedict”
WRATH OF GOD
You get to be my... ancestor.
7:37 HE DID IT, HE SAID THE NAME OF THE VIDO
Last I checked ice melts at 32 C
Local streamer fails fifth grade, incurs the wrath of God himself
So according to this game, 5th graders are taught ice would not melt at 32ºC
No wonder the US school system gets such a bad rap
I did public school in America and I'm smart enough to know that question was absolute garbage wording
Link2434 it was a very poorly worded question
The question isn't technically worded incorrectly, though it is rather deceptive. Ice itself cannot actually be 32ºC (under standard atmospheric pressure), as at that point it would already be water. A block of ice place in a room at 32ºC would obviously melt, but the ice itself would actually be at 0ºC until it became water (due to the phase transition).
The fact this even needs to be considered doesn't bode well for the question-writer though. Melting point would've obviously been a better choice.
@@MarcusTheLonely actually yes and no I guess. Ice melts at 1°C and above, meaning, that putting a Ice block in a room with 32°C would melt it. On the other hand depending on how large the ice block is it will cool the atmosphere too. So I guess it is still impossible to have a ice block sitting around at 32°C but when it melts, the temperature of the ice itself is rising. Melting ice is not at 0°C... I GUESS. I am a material auditor so what do I know.
Pretty much, though ice itself technically doesn't have an increase in temperature as it melts, regardless of room temperature (the heat from the warmer room is used in converting it to water, while the temperature of any ice that hasn't fully melted remains static at 0ºC). I'm pretty bad at explaining it. I found this: sciencing.com/happens-temperature-ice-melts-8432055.html, which probably does a better job.
Huh. It really was in this video
Jeremy spoke in class today.
I rate that
The Wrath of God rages on as children play on a gameshow while Matchbox Twenty plays in the background.
Do you have more guns than a fifth grader?
Not if they're american.
@@dreamchaser3012 hilarious and original comedy guys
@@Skiivin its funny bc its true
@@gordonf5553 I’m American and own 0 guns and I never want to own any
@@GayLuigi333 Why? Guns are cool
I'm not the only one who's shocked and entertained when saliva builds up in the back of your throat and gives you an entirely new voice.