Jerma Makes it Big
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- In this episode, Jerma quits RUclips and moves to Cali to become Hollywood's most underpaid actor
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2:00 keep in mind this man used to be a substitute teacher
Heh 69 likes
Substitute teacher goes to work UNDER THE INFLUENCE, threatens SMALL children, claims to not have tumor (proven incorrect by physicians)
Holy shit, he used to be a substitute teacher?
@@diamondmetal3062 look up jerma teacher noise
"used to"
2:03 Little did everyone know, Jerma was standing up for this entire shot... while the children are sitting.
Why isn't this top comment
I made this same comment, and got 4 likes. I quit.
tonight's homework
@@kroneyt1493 lol
PSYCHO streamer TERRORIZES children with his HEIGHT
My favorite part is how Leonidas says THIS IS SPARTA so confidently and Jerma says it like he is trying to hide the fact that he has no idea where he is as if it'll come back to haunt him later in the movie
i also love how he thrusts the sword with 0 change in expression
7:02 I love how real Jerma's surprise is right here. Wish a character would actually have his reaction in a movie, just sort of stunned silence.
what was the name of the movie again?
@@Dave-ei4jp The Spiderwick Chronicles
Pretty sure similar reactions have happened in movies lots of times
@@upyoursdotcom that movie was my childhood
The fact he fully drops the accent too makes it way funnier
Jeremy is a talented actor
jeremy is a talented swordsman
Who would never let fear stop him from pursuing a role
His mama is proud
*_YOU MISSED THAT ONE! TRY ANOTHER!_*
Speaking as someone who's trained/worked professionally he really is a good actor
yeh
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yeh
yeh
yeh
11:15 can't explain how and why jerma standing completely still to In the Air Tonight is so funny
Enjoy the music. Stop fucking singing it.
Idk why him just running and standing is comedy gold
him asking “got a problem?” with genuine concern on his face right as the music starts is what gets me
“Says he’ll water his garden with champagne before he lets the Germans drink it.”
*”Yeah.”*
You said it
3:56
"byeah"
*YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!*
4:29 “don’t ever cut me off by the way” 😂 such a perfect reaction
that made me irrationally angry
LIFE IS PAIN I HA-
"Wash your teeth if you don't wanna go to fucking jail, kids!"
soak your teeth if you dont wanna go to fucking jail kids
AHHAHAHAAHHA FUNNY FUNNY LIFE IS PAIN AHAHAHAH
Jonathan Arbuckle I feel like you don’t get the reference at all
Unitdroid TRY THUNDER FOR A CLEAN MACHINE, VROOM VROOM!
1:58 I would like to kindly remind you that this man was at one point in his life an actual substitute teacher.
And then it happened…
He’s the type of substitute teacher to just put his hand on his hips and sigh as the class launches a metal desk directly at him
huhhhhhh
IM GONNA STRANGLE UOUR PARENTS
9:06
"CHEER FOR ME, I SAVED YOU ALL!"
*crowd cheers*
*Jerma flips everyone off*
*the crowd cheers even louder*
That shit killed me.
Reminds me of Homelander from the boys
@@rats335 Jermlander
"Peace Among Worlds"
Bro this dude predicted Homelander and that one Rick and Morty episode in literally one fell swoop.
Me too I’m laughing way to much it’s so funny
I didn’t knew he was homelander
11:10 Actually, though? He acted this well. Like... that was some good acting. I'd watch him in a movie.
his acting reminds me of Benedict Cumberbatch for some reason
@@jme7046 he do look like him but smol
Ikr, someone get this man in a blockbuster comedy right now
is this a joke?
Yeah if his role was the quite guy who gets angry when someone interrupts his music
Than he did it amazingly
Idk why but jerma is really good at being a psychopath
I can’t believe Mike Tyson was Jerma this entire time.
You have already heard ''Houston, we have a problem''
Now get ready for ''EHH SOMETHIN' WRONG WIT' THIS SHIP''
Mike Tyson was Jerma? On STREAM...?
holy shitballs.
I can't believe he cant "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" properly.
Can't believe he's done this.
Seriously, stop being everywhere.
3:56
Me hanging out with family I never really talk to
That pfp is disgustingly cute
@@ahmadmalaki8364brony
*yeh*
10:20
"wheres my drink"
*grows infinitely*
Expands
holy shit omg thank you
This comment made me cackle. Then I clicked the timestamp and died
@@DeathnoteBB he really did make it big
Pov you're jerma's drink
"He'll water his garden before he lets the Germans drink it."
"yeh"
"You said it."
258th Hi Guy YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT. I FUCKING HATE YOU!
You said it.
"Das RAY-CIS!"
I cried laughing
That "yeh" was gold
Oy vey where’s my drink? *expands rapidly*
meep Boi he made ME expand rapidly, if you know what I mean.
oyyy shut it down
Oy vey. *expands rapidly, putting nose in full view of the camera.*
He ate the glass but not the DRINK *EXPANDS RAPIDLY MORE*
10:20
10:18 Jerma got so mad he grew another five feet in two seconds
For total of 7'8" what a monster
I genuinely love the ferris bueller scene so much. His utter anger, and absolute frustration in the "don't ever cut me off agai-"
7:27 "This part of the world really is beautiful through binoculars."
i love and will always love that face
WHAT HAPPENED!?
@@nostalgia_junkie Jerma pog
Oh my fucking god he did the soyjak face when it crashed and afterwards lmao what a psychic streamer
@@nostalgia_junkie nostalgia junkie!!
"She may take a while, might wanna take a seat over there."
[INCREASES IN SIZE]
"I'lL bE bAcK"
EXPAND H E A D
1:20 the appropriate way to react if you see jerma irl
2:01 is the best performance ever
“performance”. that was real. that really happened.
@@coldbeef5356 love how you're acting as if jerma is real!
10:20 And then Jerma's nose consumed the entire universe.
Y e s
@Brazilian bolsanaro's organs are failing
@Brazilian E quando o Brasil se tornar como o Chile?
@@molybdenumrose*q u ê?*
Wait, why does everyone think Jerma is short when 8:27 clearly shows he's as tall as Godzilla?
Jermazilla
this clip is non-canon to it's (jerma's) lore
@@ArgentoGaming yeah it’s apart of jermalegends in the EU (expanded universe)
forced perspective
3:56 holy fuck that was the funniest shit
yeh
10:57 funnier verdion
@@mothsareprettycool You said it.
everyone knows the funny meme from 2009, "this is my town"
High Impact Dolphin no
What’s that?
7:41 I like how you edited two different versions of the scene together.
10:17 Is the best part and never fails to crack me up
11:10 "Mike Tyson"? *probably the whitest scrawny boy appears* "yeah"
Dont underestimate my man Jerma
1:59 Hidden camera catches insane short teacher screaming at students
7:20 I like how Jerma tries to throw the stone instead
That Terminator part where he edited 2 clips into one was glorious.
11:11 - 11:40 Holy shit I almost cried with laughter.
I remember when not all jokes were about his height, but that's before the plague hit.
MaverickDoesEveryhing GODDAMNIT WHY DID YOU STEAL MY JOKE
Yo.
*Merry Christmas.*
SHIT! The joke is shakin'!
That's actually pretty meta. Well done.
BE A PART OF SOIL.
“.... Mike Tyson?”
Jerma, very clearly Not Mike Tyson: “That’s right.”
IS THIS THE GUY THAT EARNED AN OSCAR ON STREAM?!
Me, me and me
Who's Oscar?
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT JERMA CHANNELING HIS ENERGY AT 3:46
I didn’t knew he was a level 7 wizard
he casted a spell
I prefer the "enjoy the music" interpretation that Jerma went with over the one from the actual movie
Yeah it’s so funny when snaps just because he was singing with him
every movie needs a “superimposed jerma” option
12:30 Top 10 Most Powerful Anime Characters
8:49 That wasn't the game, Jerma can just do that
7:26 is one of the funniest moments in Jerma history
7:21 the brief moment where he doesn’t get it and just begins the windup to chuck the stone at the goblins
There is something truly surreal about Jerma just talking with someone about his hairline while that man desperately prays to every religion for his soul to be saved
7:55 Jerma ate a Mario Mushroom before this take so he could grow and look more intimidating
Jerma will win the oscars
*And the million dollars.
I will win the million dollars
The statue is bigger than him
Damn Slam you're obsessed
Yay Yoshiko :D
"... yeh."
"You said it!"
Award winning performance
By far the best video you’ve ever uploaded anywhere.
Now we need a movie where Jerma stars as the hero, villain and love interest, who's with me?
He's also all of the secondary characters, and the people in the background.
so i guess we need to make One Self a real movie.
He did Rats the movie
I’ll be with you
TWO JERMAS
HAVING ....
3:55 will always make me laugh no matter what.
4:10 actual Dennis Reynolds moment
Bro I thought I was the only one that thought they were alike
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS SHIP was the funniest shit live after watching jerma attempt to do the scene legit, i was dying
11:36 that was a nice swing to the jaw😂😂
“Says he’ll water his garden with champagne before he’ll let the Germans drink it.”
“... yeh.”
“You said it.”
1:14 I can just imagine jerma as a ghost or something and messing with people like this
Yeh
you said it
Jerma: Am I balding? Am I balding yet? Can you tell?
guy in game: YE HEU HEEEE HIUE SAYE HE HAA
Jerma: Oh
10:15 "where's my drink?" Got me good...
8:56 Homelander from The Boys
2:03 I bet he's standing in this scene.
7:40 Jerma does the soy wojak point
Ok i felt like i was at the movies, except there wasn't an unattended child screaming in the background about how the capri-suns their parents smuggled in are warm. Ok, this is better than the movies.....
The best response about that whole scenario is a certain quote from this video. "I'm gonna strangle your parents!"
lmfao
2:17 is about his amazon prime account
3:47 it looks like he missed all his punches so he decided to just kill the guy with magic instead
I've not seen any of Jerma's videos before but now he's literally one of my favorites. I'm in tears laughing at this
9:14 The Boys, 2019
0:50 This is how ,, Rocky" should have ended.
>air drums
>Does air guitar
What a legend.
0:13
Jerma is Short: The Movie
haha so funneh
8:25 pacific rim part 3
I always knew that jerma is a great actor!
He can make scary movie into a comedy and drama into everything
00:56 this is just a Brandon Rodgers skit.
3:56 I love how the scene still makes sense. It just seems like they're trying to make Jerma feel included.
0:47 this bit is so fucking underrated.
Anyone else notice at 3:30 that the Jerma logo follows the line? Just thought it looked cool.
3:10 Even when he makes it big he's still small.
Acting Jerma for the next Jerma Rumble
This was the best stream ever streamed on the streaming platform of twitch
00:43 that awkward silence is amazing
“That’s MY hand….and there’s fuckin’ JEWELS in it!”
9:00 Slightly less evil Homelander lmao
I want someone to make a high budget movie starring Jerma, but hes only allowed one take for each scene.
I swear the best videos jerma does always involve him being in the camera and/or playstation move controls.
The timing with the line delivery in this scene is hilariously good
which scene?
@@zanxl7140this one
That first Casablanca shot had me in tears.
Well, he isn't gonna do it physically
Ayy
Ive been waiting for a Yoostar video for so..
So, so long.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC
Seeing Jerma play both roles just makes me think there's a parralel universe out there in which everyone is Jerma, and I want to live there now.
2:02
Jerma is a talented parent who'd never let kids over come him
5 years later and this is still hilarious, jermas humor is timeless.
This is the true Ready Player One film.
"DIVE IN FRONT OF THE CAR QUICK" always gets me right in the humorzone.
1:25 the mummy is my fav movie
8:13 godzilla vs kong (2020)
7:27 best jerma moment of all time
JERMA IS A TALENTED *ACTORMAN*
4:20 that’s the shit I do on a everyday basis!
11:02 my favorite part 10/10