Imagine this person goes on to create the next “GTA 5” complete with online and an in depth story mode, characters, beautiful graphics and open world. You buy this game and all you hear is this song constantly playing in the background of the loading screens and even when you get into the game and over the dialogue.
3:27 "What's in those guns? It's like, silly bullets-" I love when Jerma says shit like this that has no basis in reality but we just instinctively know what he means
3:58 this one gives me a weird feeling. Like a feeling that you get when you have a thought about a game that you remember playing as a kid(2000’s) but it doesn’t exist.
I have the same feeling, but I actually do remember playing 2000's games that had this kind of atmosphere. To name a few, Red Driver, Operation Darkness Strike, and I'm not even gonna cover the 3DVIA games which is a whole rabbit hole of liminal games in itself. They all share the same urban uncanny valley style. Edit: Also look up "images that feel too normal", that is the style you're probably talking about.
@@ElectableDane that's literally just incorrect, you can Google and prove yourself wrong in 5 seconds. And even if we say it's that year, that would still mean the depression was happening, which makes the original comment wrong.
LosEagle Obviously you shouldn't be running a mobile operating system that does not respect your freedoms. It's a shame that Jerma does not appreciate the benefits of free software.
So many iconic lines. "please accidentally download me" "so this is another goalless game" "same engine same music only difference is this time you are a robot Spiderman"
+EncyclopediaBro13 If you think that making a game like this only takes two minutes, then you've probably never written a single line of code. Yes those games are bad but it's not like you can expect the same level of quality from an editor like gameloft with tons of devs and from a single guy in his bedroom or working on it for a school project. Plus making a 3D open world game with IA and all isn't like making another candy crush saga look alike.
+NoxMD Ehhh, with Unity it is. That shit subverts a ton of difficulties when it comes to a three dimensional game. This shit is mostly half-assed, I'd say that's why most people use Unity to begin with, not that it can't produce good games, but more that it's mostly used to create half-assed games by half-assed programmers. And before you say I've never written a line of code before, most of the projects I work on (alone) are in C++ and OpenGL -- albeit most of my projects are in 2D. While I wouldn't expect perfect quality from a mobile game, I've yet to see one native non-port of a mobile game that is enjoyable enough to play it for more than an hour.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen Life will never be the same Comedy is over we have to stop making jokes now because this will always be funnier
I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 10 AND THINKING THIS WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST RUclips VIDEOS EVER THAT IVE EVER SEEN AND THEN A FEW YEARS LATER IM WATCHING HIS STREAMS AND I JUST FOUND OUT HES THE SAME GUY AS THE GUY FROM THE GRAB THAT AUTO GUY
3:58 “this one’s real barebones… There was no loading screen, there was no menu it’s just “1.” That one was my favorite part 😂. How casually he just said it along with the long silence 🤣
Игры
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* w e ' v e u p d a t e d g o o g l e *
r/therewasanattempt
@Echidna Boi *L I F E S H U T T I N G D O W N*
Failed
*GRAB THAT UBER
*We’ve updated our privacy policy*
Oh wait, that was last year.
"what a psycho I gotta follow that guy" - me when I started watching jerma
He predicted the Jermamite mindset
@@petergriffinatethegenevaco8777 ... and all they ever say!
What the Francis doin
Exactly my thoughts my first jerma vid.
You had and may still have no idea what a real psychopath is.
Thinking about that stock rock music being someone’s favorite song makes me laugh too hard
Imagine this person goes on to create the next “GTA 5” complete with online and an in depth story mode, characters, beautiful graphics and open world. You buy this game and all you hear is this song constantly playing in the background of the loading screens and even when you get into the game and over the dialogue.
@@adrianvegas371 with no way to mute
@@k_isforkaito. obviously not, it adds to the experience.
It's bopping ngl
I found the link at one point and I’d love to find it again
4:55 that car hit him so fast he went into negative health
LOL I never noticed it 😂😂
and dropped some cash
poor francis, maybe thats why he hates cops
@@Gunner98
Yeah, me neither
He also took a brief shit
*dies on a road*
*turns into loads of money*
*worth $20*
L-O-D-S of E-M-O-N-E
Cc dA He was carrying Zimbabwe dollars.
*laughs in hyperinflation*
Seems about right.
The National Populist U kinna beat me to it but I’ve already posted like a doosh
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
*THIS YAMASAKI IS UNLOCKED AT LEVEL 37*
God is mercifull
@Bad JuJu how can He be merciful if He isn't real?
HEAVEN UNLOCKED AT LEVEL 69
HEAVEN UNLOCKED FOR $99.99
No you need to be level 10 to go to heaven or you need to pay 5 diamonds
4:29
I like how the character is literally just Francis from Left 4 Dead without any changes
ah hell naw francis is on shrooms
Purple Francis Gaming
@@ynog0978 holy shit, didnt expect purple francis here
"I hate terrible GTA clones!"
"I hate mobile games."
5:56 Jerma rendering a man with the word "Goalless" only for him to walk directly into a loose hydrant, and set off an amazing chain of events.
Grab Em' By The Auto
your name got me good
green bleach you a mistake
China
The profile pic matches too well tho
Every time police sirens glitch in this video, a google ad pops up.
WOOP WOOP DATS THE SOUND OF DA POLICE
Babooshka00 WOOP WOOP DATS THE SOUND DAT I MISS
The fucking tinfoil hat vaporates.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAaaaaaAaaAAAAAAA
AAAAaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAaa
3:27 "What's in those guns? It's like, silly bullets-" I love when Jerma says shit like this that has no basis in reality but we just instinctively know what he means
i love your analogy so much dude. i think about that all the time lmfao
@@shelby5809 there is no analogy here you absolutely complete fool
I didn't think it was very funny but whatever
@@imJohnnyCox wow ur so cool 😎
“Silly bullets” has become common vernacular for me and my friends when bullets have some unexpected effects (knockback etc.) in a video game.
3:27 The car deforming is killing me, that's genuinely such an original way to represent damage to the vehicle :'D
Can't wait for GBA Online.
+Wehrmacht Lyle Gaben Bot Astronaughts
+Penile Necrosis no, online
*****
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
+Wehrmacht Lyle Game Boy Advanced online?
+Wehrmacht Lyle I heard the hests are coming out soon for it. Can't wait to do things at other people's behest.
He never did grab that auto.
Raijuri ssssssshhhhhuuuutttt the fuck up
Android Hacke3r W
Raijuri the games did grab that shit.
Puns
Yes he did. Either way they were all cancer
2:29 I've never seen someone put the audio reference point *on the camera itself*
I think that's pretty common for hastily-made games with the doppler effect implemented.
funny thing is; it happens on older GTAs too
@@enex3333 not on gta san andreas though
@@dava_arvarabi nope happens when you're going too fast
@@C00L3R yeah it doesn't happen when you move camera erratically while not moving
1:46 This music is still stuck in my head years later
I just watched a Dirt rally video made in 2016 using that song. I had to come back and watch this again
@@benruether8294 it's a royalty free tune called "happy rock" or something like that x)
Jesus Effin Christ, it's one note over and over again.
It’s the most painful song ever
yes
2:58 John Marston's last stand against the Bureau and the US Army. Circa. 1911 colorized
“Holy shit!” -John Marston, 1911.
How fucking dare you joke about that
Reall sad and unfortunate day in American history
A Heccin' Lemon 💀
that guy rather looked like ol uncle
legend has it the last thing you see when you die is a google ad...
Ad
@@BruhMoment93_ hush
@Xenia Olova stfu
@@somerandomguy451 u?u?u
That will probably be reality in a couple of decades
I've watched this a million times but never noticed the dude getting absolutely launched by that fire hydrant😂😂😂😂 5:55
Thank you so much for pointing that out 😂
at least once a year i come back to this and it's the best thing i watch all year
@@jacksonlefteye same dude
Eventually, that guy stopped thinking.
How could you watch this shitpost a million times 😭😭😭
3:58 this one gives me a weird feeling. Like a feeling that you get when you have a thought about a game that you remember playing as a kid(2000’s) but it doesn’t exist.
The lack of a menu and any background noise makes it eerie. It's like those shitty Unity 3D web player games.
@@noxturnaI exactly
@@noxturnaI thats exactly what they are except they arent flash
I have the same feeling, but I actually do remember playing 2000's games that had this kind of atmosphere. To name a few, Red Driver, Operation Darkness Strike, and I'm not even gonna cover the 3DVIA games which is a whole rabbit hole of liminal games in itself. They all share the same urban uncanny valley style.
Edit: Also look up "images that feel too normal", that is the style you're probably talking about.
like the videogame NARC from 2005
"1933, the great depression" 4:21
Lmao
Great depression ended in 1939, not sure what you mean?
@@em.1633 no it didnt, it ended in 1933
@@ElectableDane that's literally just incorrect, you can Google and prove yourself wrong in 5 seconds. And even if we say it's that year, that would still mean the depression was happening, which makes the original comment wrong.
Em. Wtf are you getting at? Regardless of when it ended, 1933 is still in the middle of the Great Depression lmfao
"Wow, I guess I need to update my AdBlock..."
Plus.
Ublock origin.
+Farrier Thanks for the tip! Me likey.
+Farrier Yeah good luck getting Ublock in appstore...
LosEagle Obviously you shouldn't be running a mobile operating system that does not respect your freedoms. It's a shame that Jerma does not appreciate the benefits of free software.
4:22 Venezuela
Lmao instagram
**hyperinflation intensifies**
sadly true
They are so worst making to game !
Yeah this is Truely True ! Money ! Drugs Moneys !
So many iconic lines. "please accidentally download me" "so this is another goalless game" "same engine same music only difference is this time you are a robot Spiderman"
Let’s not forget “It’s a conga line of people punching each other in the back”
or "that guy just turned into a bunch of luggage"
Can’t forget “What a psycho! I gotta follow that guy”
And
“There’s silly bullets in those guns”
_Made with unity_
*You know when the unity logo appears in the start it will be a really great game.*
call of duty mobile will be made by unity engine
@@Theakritas_ ikr
IKR
if you know how to make it unity is great. but these games are not =))
"Same game. Same engine, same music. The only difference is this time they decided to make you a robot spider-man."
First
¡Hey, i saw that video 2!
They call it "Rope Man"
Look it up on Google Play, it has the shittiest gameplay ever, both Spiderman and GTA Rip-Off.
Zach ϟ no it's not
robloxmania627 i
4:53
Jerma985: “pull him over”
Officer: “yessir!”
what game is that
@THE LEGENDARY TRUTH KEEPER are you sure It isn't grab that auto 5 Xbox series s edition?
@THE LEGENDARY TRUTH KEEPER yeah maybe
y'all dumb smh 😤😤 it's grab that auto III remastered
@THE LEGENDARY TRUTH KEEPER nah it's grab that auto 69
THAT IS NOT IN THE GAME ITS IMPOSSIBLE
I came looking for it too.
First time the recommended list has helped me.
Tor Grønås ikr
Tor Grønås same 😂
Tor Grønås same
Tor Grønås me too
Tor Grønås same
Grab that Otto 5
Seems legit
+Maro14 Grab That Otter 5.
I'd play it.
O-otto? W-what are you doing?
Nathan Lopez not legit enough :3
Dresdenstl Iwood 2: the new apple product :PPPP
him: thats a lot of money. That guy is holding a bank vault of money
game: $20
Venezuela
Great depression
uzbekistan economy:
20 USD
this is such a classic comfort video
Dude i completely agree
I preordered Grab that Auto 6
Pffft. I preordered Gangster Town 2: Welcome to Mafia-Zone
GAHH! yea i prefer gangster town
Jordy eckss dee
traunkles is ridonkles
Jordy **must watch**
I cried. Tears of laughter.
Didn't know I'd see you here. Love your content.
+Vilks ᚢᛁᛚᚴᛋ Thank you.
so did I
hey what are u doing here
This game made me cry 2 times in 5 minutes.
The Grab That Auto circle is complete
7:49 I love how he lets out a grunt, trying to pull himself together but then another one goes flying 😂😂
6:11 "everyone! join the punch line!"
CONGA CONGA CONGA!!!!
The violence conga
pun intended?
Joker would be proud.
You Are Dead
GTA 5
Grab That Asset 5
@@kata5398 ??
Nice
Grab That Ad
Grab these asses! :D
1000 Steal Car 6.
4:30 I unironically want to play this now after seeing him get run over by the car
Same
fancis 😢
Jerma is the only guy who can lose his account and still comeback
I seriously wonder what went through those programmers heads when they designed these games.
+Skullboy I want money, so I'll take 2 minutes to make a shitty click bait game full of ads.
+Skullboy Bricks. That's what went through their heads.
+Skullboy Weed. ALL THE COCAIN OF THE WORLD!!!1!!1!!! 21 & shity game in 2 min for $
+EncyclopediaBro13 If you think that making a game like this only takes two minutes, then you've probably never written a single line of code. Yes those games are bad but it's not like you can expect the same level of quality from an editor like gameloft with tons of devs and from a single guy in his bedroom or working on it for a school project. Plus making a 3D open world game with IA and all isn't like making another candy crush saga look alike.
+NoxMD Ehhh, with Unity it is. That shit subverts a ton of difficulties when it comes to a three dimensional game. This shit is mostly half-assed, I'd say that's why most people use Unity to begin with, not that it can't produce good games, but more that it's mostly used to create half-assed games by half-assed programmers.
And before you say I've never written a line of code before, most of the projects I work on (alone) are in C++ and OpenGL -- albeit most of my projects are in 2D. While I wouldn't expect perfect quality from a mobile game, I've yet to see one native non-port of a mobile game that is enjoyable enough to play it for more than an hour.
*I bet even Nasa's computer can't handle this*
😆😆😆😆
Does this mean jerma is an alien?
It would probably be cripped by the ads.
Jermas laughter is so fucking contagious, this was hilarious
4:28 I swear that's Francis. I guess he got tired of all the zombies and decided to commit crimes instead.
That guy was holding a bank vault full of money... 20$ 😂😂😂😂
Kryptic genocide best part of the video
They're 20 bucks worth of Bolivars.
4:54 "*phew* Good thing I'm indestructible."
I hate bootleg Japanese GTA clones.
i also hate that very specific thing
I hate cash grab games.
Left 4 Dead Reference...
Lol I was thinking there for a sec "Wait a minute is that fucking Francis?"
2:59 John Marston, circa 1911.
I get it 😓
5:08 He's so fucking done with that song.
When Epic said GTA V was free on their store, this was not what I expected
i remember when that happened. i was able to get it while it was free before the whole servers just went to shit from everyone trying to grab it.
When I first watched this video, I thought jerma was a generic content creator who was pretty funny. Then I started watching his streams
What's his stream about
That is EXACTLY what happened to me
69 likes
I don’t get what u mean
Context?
Imagine one of these games where the story goes far in and a character is dying and it's supposed to be really sad and all you can hear is: 3:44
I keep coming back to this video because its genuinely one of the funniest videos out there
At 5:57 did anyone else see the fire hydrant launch that guy into orbit?
Lmfao, seen this video countless times never noticed that
hahahahha i saw it
Oh I accidentally stole
Jesus Christ my sides
actually... that was the reason why he started laughing so, no...noone realised that he's laghing because of that 🤦♂️
4:50..is that...Francis? Like a shitty converted model of francis?
+Potatosaurus Jesus christ it is...
+Potatosaurus Yep. There's a stolen asset if I've ever seen one.
+Potatosaurus I hate rippoffs... and bootlegs, and shitty app games...
That's the first thing I thought of
+Potatosaurus yep
I love the random chads walking in the background of malformed car simulator.
4:25 Venezuela moment
Reddit moment
6:16
for a moment there we almost had the next sequel to Human Centipede
At 4:39 his characters like GTF OUT THE CAR NOW GET OUT FROM THE WINDOW
+Thomas Danforth Its a conga line of people brawling!
Mobile is the future of gaming, am i rite?
No.
+Ugh-Fudge Bwana Haha Yeah it's a joke there was a video posted by someone not long ago saying that phones are the future of gaming hahaha!
move over pc, mobile is the new master race
up to 3 graphics
Mobile gaming: A new and innovative way of delivering only the finest shovelware.
+Prince Vegeta it was i think the ceo of konami who said it
Can't wait for Grab the Auto 5: Expanded and Enhanced
oh shit we back
Big Rigs 2: Grab the Auto
yep.
don't forget to add electric boogaloo
Big rigs, mind jack racing to hell
I gotta say these games are so stupidly stupid. same thing as big rigs.
they're so bad, they make me wanna facepalm so hard.
Big Rigs 2: Under the world racing!
I'm covered in tears. My lungs hurt. I need to stop watching jerma before I have a heart attack.
I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!
+Yuri Schenkel (Prophet) Same.
+zach finkle THEN CALL A AMBULANCE AND STOP WRITING COMMENTS ON RUclips.
JGcool24 nope
+Yuri Schenkel (Prophet) Same.
"I'M GONNA DIE" **gets ad for boston childrens hospital**
4:32 that game is literally just using the model for Francis from Left 4 Dead
You might have missed that cops were Tommy Vercetti though
4:28....did they just rip Francis straight from left 4 Dead without so much as alterign a texture?
+LordDarthHarry YUS
+LordDarthHarry that's also a reskinned tommy vercetti at 5:00
+LordDarthHarry they also took big smoke and gave him a coat
+LordDarthHarry Yeah. When I saw that I straight away knew it was Francis.
+LordDarthHarry Yes and I NEED to know what game it is.
"We've updated google, *cue broken police sirens* "
ROFL
que it's cue not k
Oh shit this blew up *thanks for the likes guess!*
I’m still dying in 2019 almost because of this video
Im back, 8 years and is the best content Ever
And will be forever
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Life will never be the same
Comedy is over we have to stop making jokes now because this will always be funnier
I wish I could watch this video for the first time again lol
Hey look at this frog for a second
+cemil hoaf clever girl
+Edgar Bracamontes i wish that every day with Dark Souls
Well I actually just paused it for a moment before watching to see comments...
Seeing this makes me think I should expect something great.
+Rage Quit it's fucking worth it, brah lol
4:57 - *legit best moment*
someone should match it with the "to be continued" meme
Bruh same im crying tears
The ending where they walk into the fire hydrant and get shot up and then a crowd comes out of no where
Poor Francis , he always hated the cops like he hated everything else.
agent roswell music!!
I laughed along with the dude, that punch flying shit killed me, my ghost typed this comment.
4:29 left 4 dead 3 looks great
FRANCIS!
FRANCIS
Left 4 Dead 3 : Francis Adventure
It’s more like 6:13 is left 4 dead 3
Beware of giygas
Francis ? FRANCIS ???? IS THAT FOOOKEN FRANCIS ? from L4D?
+Jake Black I hate trucks...
Perfect
+Jake Black yus
+Jake Black I'm pretty sure it is
Its just perfect mate
The laugh at 7:33 always gets me. "I'm gonna die" *screen says You Are Dead 😂
Can’t wait for Grab That Auto 6
6:22 War, war never changes...
unless you know
Strange-Nova that fallout reference will not go unnoticed
Railfanatic boi are you sure it's fallout and not for honor?
It could be for Honor, I've never played it but i am 100% sure it is definitely from the Fallout franchise
Railfanatic yeah, definitely fallout
Lost it at “WHATAMASPOSETAhowdoyabeatthat” 3:00
4:21 - hyperinflation
I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 10 AND THINKING THIS WAS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST RUclips VIDEOS EVER THAT IVE EVER SEEN AND THEN A FEW YEARS LATER IM WATCHING HIS STREAMS AND I JUST FOUND OUT HES THE SAME GUY AS THE GUY FROM THE GRAB THAT AUTO GUY
Wait until you find grand FUCK auto
what?
Exactly
a gta clone staring grand dad would be beautiful
Sex simulator
There actually is a grand fuck auto. I saw an ad... ;)
4:48 Gets hit by 18 wheeler
Francis: It's a good thing I'm indestructible.
Lmao and gets destroyed by a high speed cop car
2:54 John Marston be like
Bruh I cried over that scene way too much
"that guy was holding a vault full of money, twenty bucks." 😂😂
im the 100 liker
Zimbabwe dollahs.
I saved this to watch later for 4 years, today is the day
Same just remembered this vid it got recommended to me
Конгратулейшнс.
I saved it so I can watch it 5 years later fight me
fucking felt that, except i had seen it years ago, now I'm watching it again
@@brodudewalsh3425 fr
The first Jerma content I ever consumed. I remember pissing myself when I first watched this.
First video I ever watched of Jerma's. I remember crying. Then desperately trying to find more of his videos a few days later.
Someone took a bite out of the car 3:27
Techno Sponge no it’s not
Techno Sponge what are you talking about someone literally ate that car
Techno Sponge r/woooosh, linking reddit outside of reddit because yes.
Techno Sponge r/woooosh means you didn’t get the joke
@@spunargar I've been living in Tennessee for a while. But sorry for responding so late.
Jerma should grab my auto at 5.
kinky
+Horse Guy (Sean) You should try harder next time, because that sucked.
You beat me to the joke
Gam3H3ro
Not like you sucked me off last night. ;^)
Don't beat yourself to it.
I love the idea of a quality assurance guy going through these games before they're published and being like "yeah this seems fine, no errors here"
0:24 grab the OTTO five
6:14 It's like that scene in the Matrix where like a hundred Agent Smith's spawn out of nowhere.
Has anyone noticed the negative health bar at 4:58?
He go hit so hard it knocked the health bar right outta him
If you keep pressing the time stamp, it's the greatest thing ever.
@@abusedllama8988 hahahah
multirampage1 You noticed it's Francis from l4d
I’m the 1k like
3:58 “this one’s real barebones…
There was no loading screen, there was no menu it’s just “1.”
That one was my favorite part 😂. How casually he just said it along with the long silence 🤣
Grab that auto six gang??
This is the kind of content i'm looking for - shitty games. Honestly tho.
Luuk van den Berg i like how it goes from explaining the objectibe to the massive orgy
Luuk van den Berg You'd like Vinesauce Vinny
Devon B i'll check his channel, thanks.
You can check Angry Video Game Nerd, he reviews old shitty games.
"Hes gonna take you back to the past"
4:57 His health went negative
4:58
@@BruhMoment93_ finish that finish that
jordan campbell what
@@BruhMoment93_ finish that
Oof Yeet finish that
4:28 WDF is that francis from L4D1 💀💀💀
Entered the comments thinking the same thing
I think I’ve seen this video like 151 times. At least 10 times a year since it was uploaded. Love it.
we are the same
Did anyone else recognize the punching animations? They're ripped straight from Tekken 2.
At 6:30 I mean.
They also ripped the SFM model of Francis at 4:48
Burrap, burrap, yea!