Not a bit, he actually has a condition that if I’m remembering right is like a spine problem or something that makes moments where he full sends on physical bits even more impressive. Its why sometimes he’ll say ‘that hurts’ after laughing really hard
I love how one of the ballfondlers joined the among us room just to point at jerma and then leave, like a ghost of sins commited long ago, haunting him.
also during the tv superstars stream he announced loudly that he just picked his nose when most people legitimately didn't even notice he had a camera on at that part. His camera was part of the background somehow, and yet he loudly said "I JUST PICKED MY NOSE ON STREAM" when nobody would've seen it otherwise. What a psycho
i love how a clip started with "no im not going to eat bugs and that is the END of that conversation" and ends with him detailing his handsome doctor fantasies to smooth music
LMAO YES starting the video off with that clip of him just turning into a pair of legs swinging around and then the fuckin FREEZE FRAME it’s one of my favorites
6:09 you skipped the best part of this clip after he spilled his beer on his keyboard and it starts taking hundreds of screenshots lagging the game to the point where he had to stop playing and end the stream.
What kinda childish human being says that about a video of a guy talking. I get it's funny how weird he is but, anyone who acts like that is such an underdebeloped person.
every time I see a video like this, I'm like "oh yeah maybe this will be a good reference video to get my friends into Jerma" every time I am oh so mistaken
This is for me! I am a non-viewer. I've only seen compilations of him hahaha But also, he IS a performance artist. His streams are not polished, not super high concept and branded. They are a little scuff and whack and he instantly make a bit out of thin air and perform. That is the rare breed of streamer, who is actually a full-bodied entertainer. Compared to the sea of social media workers, there are only few like him.
i’ve been thinking about commenting this for a long time and tonight is the night. i listen to this video to fall asleep and have for over a year now. i will go through phases of it. i like to imagine typing out what he’s saying like lyrics in a song. except the intro with the music i always skip it because it scares me at night. i usually fall asleep around the 8 minute mark. thank you for posting this video and thank you jerma for saying these things. i wish you all a peaceful nights rest.
I just wanted to update and say that i’ve started listening to the song at the beginning and im not as scared as i used to be. it’s still a little scary but i am facing my fesr
Wait wait wait... so at 6:11 is Jerma so absolutely higher dimension that the game says "Irish heritage" "keep calm" and "obnoxious oaf" after he spills his beer on his keyboard? That is... staggering.
It’s amazing how it feels like even if you had an infinite amount of time to track down all of Jerma’s funniest moments, you’d never feel like you’ve finished searching.
He technically had no last name as he was an illegitimate child. A more approximate surname would be di Ser Piero da Vinci. (Son) of Sir Piero of Vinci. Ser Piero had no idea the son he loathed would end up creating the modern depiction of Jesus Christ. Everyone remembers Leonardo. No one remembers his father. Take that, Dad!
Love how he breakdances whenever he has the opportunity even though it completely breaks his body every time. Dedication.
Well,he *is* in his 60's. Its a wonder he can still move like that
@@DripDrangonhead100 actually he is a vampire
@@Birort even more of a wonder
And that explains why we hardly ever see Sunlight in his room
Not a bit, he actually has a condition that if I’m remembering right is like a spine problem or something that makes moments where he full sends on physical bits even more impressive. Its why sometimes he’ll say ‘that hurts’ after laughing really hard
@@Slurptacular64 thats typical old man stuff right there
"michelangelo, leonardo, davinci" hits so hard every time
I love how he says Leonardo, Davici like it’s 2 different people
He's just a based TMNT enjoyer
I REMAIN
YOU UNDERSTAND?!
STGGG
1:54 dude the absolute accuracy of those plastic squeaks caught me so offguard I actually thought he WAS plastic today
today??
@@borostanca every day is today if you don't need to sleep
He's so good at it
@@atijohn8135that’s deep wtf
oh he is
I love how one of the ballfondlers joined the among us room just to point at jerma and then leave, like a ghost of sins commited long ago, haunting him.
The ghost of Banquo.
@@derphunk5338+2
@@derphunk5338this is what Shakespeare intended when he wrote macbeth
Ballfondler was the same guy who said the thing about the baseball stream. He's a reoccurring villain.
Why are you talking to the vending machine?
23:25 I love how he forgot about the guy he JUST killed cause he got distracted and started playing with a computer mouse
Any chance you know what game he's playing here
@@keigoswingdingshalf-life alyx, I believe
@@Bob960012 It is
@@Bob960012 ty
he gotta have fun
8:33 no one would've known bro... you didn't have to tell us
Jerma has this problem where he says stuff that incriminates him
@@Risky2Simon"Coolsvile sucks" andy
also during the tv superstars stream he announced loudly that he just picked his nose when most people legitimately didn't even notice he had a camera on at that part. His camera was part of the background somehow, and yet he loudly said "I JUST PICKED MY NOSE ON STREAM" when nobody would've seen it otherwise. What a psycho
assscratcher985
1:23 im extremely scared because it saying "i remain" kind of implies it lived in the same era as them
SCP-985
"it"
That means he's the fourth turtle
it
jerma lore
"Well, so long as you're long enough to reach the floor, you should be fine." - Seaman
Sound advice
Semen
lets gooo south park 😁
@@phonegloomydidnt abe lincoln say that
@@phoenixvance6642 i'm abe lincoln
24:38 This is legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen him do, like just imagining this scenario in real life cracks me up
THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY! *Yeets through window*
I just laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes, my family came rushing in thinking I was having an asthma attack.
I like how he says Leonardo and DaVinci like they're two different people
Maybe he was referring to DiCaprio, which is strange because he is not dead as far as I know, but then again is he really ?
@@eldonadno, he was talking about da vinci and leonardo the turtle
i love how a clip started with "no im not going to eat bugs and that is the END of that conversation" and ends with him detailing his handsome doctor fantasies to smooth music
love your pfp ^.^
@@vaporwolf9344 thank you!! i ripped it off of pinterest and unfortunately i dont know the artist... cute cat in urs btw
"I'm a living painting. Michaelangelo, Leonardo DaVinci, they're all dead. You understand? I'm performance! I'm culture!" Is an outstanding quote
*Michaelangelo, Leonardo, DaVinci
He is talking about Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a different Leonardo.
He didn't say that lol
@@4rumanisomewhat misconstrued, but roughly the same thing
"I remain!" -jerma
@@iumasz6088 he meant leonardo dicaprio actually
12:12 the literal experience of spending several hours with random strangers in any online game from the mid 2010s
it really had that "end of the raid you were a last second add, for one of your guild mate's friend group" vibe
I was watching this on my balcony when he said “Pregnancy test in my mouth” and I got shot the weirdest look from the dude walking below
It wasn't because of the quote it's because he knew you were watching jerma
You watch videos without headphones? Outside around other people? What a psycho
@MassiveMaleMonkeyLATE YEAH BUT..
INTRUDER?? TMC FAN SPOTTED
9:47
little did jerma know he was in an apartment and on the top floor. he fell 87 feet and died. rip
❤
He just casually forgot
This is the first time I've noticed that xxxballfondlerxxx said "no balls" while Jerma was hesitating to say his name
The sheer timing on the typing zombies clip "keep calm" "obnoxious oaf" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"dead witches" is not too far from soda-soaked "dead switches" he got, too
half the chat during the bug eating bit was commenting "medic x scout"
the clip where he goes "oooo!" then applies chapstick for 40 minutes in silence is KILLING me
why does he keep going 😭
9:46 why does he live in a middle place between world and time
void dweller andy
he seems to live in the don't hug me I'm scared universe
he was living in a storage unit
22:20 I do this. Every monday at 3pm pacific time (4pm mountain) I give him positive thoughts because I want him to succeed. I love Jermany
Jermaica
I'll join your cause
Jermanye Nate Five
Hi. I still do this. I have proof. I have tweeted every single time.
21:58 man disciplines bag of potato chips
ballfondler being a reocurring character is crazy how did he get in their lobby LMAo
Had me laughing so hard
jerma is like if a fictional character entered the real world
This implies that jerma exists in the real world and that’s just incorrect
it’s just a hypothetical don’t worry
This is the best way to describe him.
LMAO YES starting the video off with that clip of him just turning into a pair of legs swinging around and then the fuckin FREEZE FRAME it’s one of my favorites
21:00 jerma is the only man who can fight himself live on stream
and lose
@18skeltor nice pfp!
1:07 IM CRYING.
Jerma's reaction to 'The Intense Voice of Hatsune Miku' is so real, that was my legit first reaction to hearing that song as well.
Everyone prey for my boy jerma, ain’t nothing wrong with him he just wants to see a dove
oh I’m preying on him alright
PREY???
*_We're all his prey._* It's only a matter of time.
i'm sorry, this typo made me read this comment like 'everyone is prey for my boy jerma.' like we're all just prey animals for him
@@bonessai real
22:58 it’s the perfect opportunity to do a scientific experiment on prayer, he has a massive fan base. His logic is FLAWLESS.
28:38 you can tell its his fantasy because of how red he is lol
15:22 NO JOKE WE PLAYED MONSTER MASH WHILE WE WERE CARRYING MY GRANDMAS CASKET TO HER GRAVE
YOU WHAT? *said like Plankton*
6:09 you skipped the best part of this clip after he spilled his beer on his keyboard and it starts taking hundreds of screenshots lagging the game to the point where he had to stop playing and end the stream.
do you know what game it is?
@@mikeylikesit525 The Typing of the Dead: Overkill
@@NamelessWayfarer slay tyy
dick on the wall has got to be one of the all time greats
2:21 absolutely RANCID streamer PUKES on stream and blames it on CHOKING
8:35 I love how nobody would’ve known if he didn’t decide to blurt out that he was scratching his ass.
6:53 omg this clip 😭🙏🏼
It cut too soon lmao 😂 him trying to find the source of the dick
"WHY!?"
SLEEP DEPRIVED GREEN YURI SPOTTED
The dick of confusion appears
8:30 the funniest thing about this clip is that no one would even know he scratched his ass if he didn’t announce it lmfao
Jerma's chat feels like stand-up comedy
26:26 my guy your lips CAN NOT be chapped anymore-
Can’t believe I’m saying this but this is genuinely the best Jerma clips compilation I’ve seen so far. Good job???
10:48 minecraft ahh eating sfx
25:20 Very freaky, Jerma IS indeed a virgo
He told the fish thing his birthday before that clip
@@sososo1704 Ohh lmao
you misspelled virgin
How intergrated must one be to say: "non-viewer andy friends"
Anyone when you show them a Jerma clip without them knowing Jerma’s whole deal: 30:27
YES OMG THE "CAN U BUY THIS DIAMOND" CLIP I NEVER SEE ANYONE USE IT EVER ITS MY FAVORITE 😍😍
9:08 that just happened and i exhaled audibly
I love how he gets stuck in a timeloop 21:15
Where was it he ended up on holiday?
"Michelangelo, Leonardo, da Vinci... they're all dead"
Ballfondler being Jerma's nemesis and simultaneously a ghost that haunts him
I love how he counts Leonardo and Davinci as two seperate artists
The performance artist clip is my literal favorite I recite it all the time
I showed this video to my girlfriend and she said, 5 minutes in,
“Babe, turn this off, he’s scaring me 😢”
So what I'm hearing is there's a girl that's looking for a rebound after her break-up
@@stormhawkdude That’s a bold assumption considering she’s now my fiancée but there’s another girl for you out there! :-)
My sister is in that same pool, jerma terrifies her for some reason.
What kinda childish human being says that about a video of a guy talking. I get it's funny how weird he is but, anyone who acts like that is such an underdebeloped person.
Jerma using a Scout figurine for himself is the most meta thing he's ever done, amazing writing.
every time I see a video like this, I'm like "oh yeah maybe this will be a good reference video to get my friends into Jerma"
every time I am oh so mistaken
I wish he could be my little jester
24:20 jerma beatboxing just
cursed
that rhythm is hard to pull off
5:10 in is the modern day equivalent to the whole plucked chicken "BEHOLD, A MAN" arguement lol
I love how the infamous ballfondler said "No balls" right as Jerma called out his name 11:50
This actually contains clips I havent seen before how crazy
That one chat member really jedi mind-tricked jerma with two words
*spills drink on keyboard*
game: "keep calm" "obnoxious oaf"
I like how I knew it was ending when small enemy spider came on. 10/10
thank you for showing ones that i haven’t watched like 70 times 🐜🐜🐜 you are an angel
1:30 that very voice recording of a crazy narcissistic character with a good story in a video games
i love that the video sometimes changes pov of jermas as if theyre different ones
Every time I see Jerma I have no fucking idea of what's going on, even with context
This is for me! I am a non-viewer. I've only seen compilations of him hahaha
But also, he IS a performance artist. His streams are not polished, not super high concept and branded. They are a little scuff and whack and he instantly make a bit out of thin air and perform.
That is the rare breed of streamer, who is actually a full-bodied entertainer. Compared to the sea of social media workers, there are only few like him.
i’ve been thinking about commenting this for a long time and tonight is the night. i listen to this video to fall asleep and have for over a year now. i will go through phases of it. i like to imagine typing out what he’s saying like lyrics in a song. except the intro with the music i always skip it because it scares me at night. i usually fall asleep around the 8 minute mark. thank you for posting this video and thank you jerma for saying these things. i wish you all a peaceful nights rest.
I just wanted to update and say that i’ve started listening to the song at the beginning and im not as scared as i used to be. it’s still a little scary but i am facing my fesr
Ah hello fellow "fall asleep to a specific video thats not intended for sleep at all" person! Hope you're well!
@@mrnobodyatallnoneedabsolutely!! i hope you are well too!! happy new year!! :D
Wait wait wait... so at 6:11 is Jerma so absolutely higher dimension that the game says "Irish heritage" "keep calm" and "obnoxious oaf" after he spills his beer on his keyboard? That is... staggering.
That bit about the doctor is literally Steel Ball Run
This is one of the best clip videos I've seen, great job!
Jerma would be a green ranger.
as a person who doesn't watch him, i can confirm this is what i see him as
Incredible clip compilation, the way you do continuity between some of them is nifty
if the monster mash isnt played at my funeral then nothing was worth it
Why does “I REMAIN. YOU UNDERSTAND?! I REMAIN!” go so hard tho?
i have a horrible cold and this is the only thing fixing me thank you
the two famous renaissance painters: leonardo and da vinci
I still lose it at the fact he thinks Leonardo and DaVinci are two different people
that pizza was crispy as fuck
3:28, I cant wait for Jerma's 10 year old child to just appear in a video
I love watching these videos as someone who doesn't watch jerma bc I cannot tell y'all how utterly insane this man seems from JUST these clips alone
i am less than a minute into this video and there are already tears in my eyes.
It’s amazing how it feels like even if you had an infinite amount of time to track down all of Jerma’s funniest moments, you’d never feel like you’ve finished searching.
top ten guys of all time . love ths feller
6:18 I thought that said fish heritage at first
I can't believe you let the kissing part between Otto and Jerma in Half Life Alyx out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:03 seamen shots fired
@Dabednego 🫣
him falling out of the window has me in tears
Ive always been a staunch non-viewer Andy, but this is the first compilation that made me watch. Thank you
Gotta make sure I'm keeping my Andy's up
27:42 Leonardo da Vinci coming up with ideas for the Vitruvian Man.
(Keep in mind the man may have been secretly homosexual)
If he was homosexual it wasn't a secret. We just don't know. He also may have dressed up like a lady, he may have not even existed!
Leonardo and DaVinci
He technically had no last name as he was an illegitimate child. A more approximate surname would be di Ser Piero da Vinci. (Son) of Sir Piero of Vinci. Ser Piero had no idea the son he loathed would end up creating the modern depiction of Jesus Christ. Everyone remembers Leonardo. No one remembers his father. Take that, Dad!
0:42 facesitting andy
I've seen so many Jerma clips without watching any of his content. It's beautiful not having any context.
1:04
Why the moans Jeremiah?
He’s zerking off
The top rope video on 2nd Jerma was my reintroduction to Jerma since his old TF2 days. I was dying laughing.
When he starts moaning in autotune that shit got me dying😭😭
7:17 bro was fucking flabbergasted
oH Oh oH Oh
19:05 this might be Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge