Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #4

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @johncrops
    @johncrops  2 года назад +3414

    I think I said I wasn't going to do another one of these for like a long time, so I'm just going to stop making promises because I am clearly a liar.
    That being said, I do plan on releasing another one of these within like a month, so we'll see if I can keep my word. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy the video, and I hope you're all doing well :)

    • @NUMBA1BansheeFan
      @NUMBA1BansheeFan 2 года назад +30

      You mad lad

    • @nysewerrat6577
      @nysewerrat6577 2 года назад +21

      Noooo please make more :(

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 года назад +116

      Ey don't worry, like I said there should be another one coming up within the next month, and I am always gathering clips for future videos

    • @riqopowpow
      @riqopowpow 2 года назад +19

      @@johncrops So this is the final part then

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 года назад +60

      @@riqopowpow Frick, going by my own logic, that's true

  • @dragonsrule20201
    @dragonsrule20201 2 года назад +11418

    I love how for BJ Andy he screamed "BJ WHAT?" as if Andy was the shocking part of the message

    • @darkbobblackpants9747
      @darkbobblackpants9747 2 года назад +1827

      A*dy 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 2 года назад +341

      @@darkbobblackpants9747 fr 🤢

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 2 года назад +751

      why didn't you censor the word A***?? MY EYES HAVE BEEN TAINTED

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 года назад +110

      That was an inspect element joke mockup. It is unlikely the original message contained "Andy".

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 года назад +684

      ​ @Volnar The Unforgiving I just realized I cut it out of the video, but if you go back to that stream and watch that moment in its entirety, Jerma says "The worst part is that it said 'blowjob *ANDY*." It's true I had to recreate the message since the original was deleted, but it definitely had "Andy" in it. Don't know why I didn't leave that part in the video, I'm dumb.
      Here's the source: ruclips.net/video/kAQuSmGLNfg/видео.html at 6:38:06

  • @leviathiane
    @leviathiane 2 года назад +7843

    "You look like a newly discovered fish" fucking BROKE me

    • @Heavysweating
      @Heavysweating 2 года назад +333

      It's even funnier with the correct picture, since it's actually quite accurate

    • @maryfreegirl2029
      @maryfreegirl2029 2 года назад +186

      Seaman Andy

    • @psycless
      @psycless 2 года назад +145

      i literally saw that in the chat and said to myself "man that persons trying rlly hard to get read" and then they did

    • @user-xv8eo2pk9g
      @user-xv8eo2pk9g 2 года назад +95

      @17:01

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 2 года назад +17

      It’s literally so accurate

  • @poorcolossus
    @poorcolossus 2 года назад +9021

    I love how harsh he feels like he's being for the smallest timeouts. "Listen, you've forced my hand, you're really gonna regret this, ban that guy for 5 minutes."

    • @smolbrendan5978
      @smolbrendan5978 2 года назад +811

      his inner supply teacher is showing

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 2 года назад +458

      @@smolbrendan5978 the supply teacher to streamer pipeline features 100% transferrable skills

    • @Zawmbbeh
      @Zawmbbeh 2 года назад +462

      "ban that guy FOREVER" = "ban that guy for AT LEAST 30 MINUTES"

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 2 года назад +234

      except for fart andy, that guy was no regret or doubt just "ban him permanently"

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 2 года назад +77

      @@happynewyear001 only if they resist arrest, they usually get let out on bail

  • @therrfuin7897
    @therrfuin7897 2 года назад +13961

    It is funny every time jerma reads a message like he thinks it's funny then immediately tells the mods to ban someone in a super serious tone. I can't get over it

    • @PerpetualCamel
      @PerpetualCamel 2 года назад +1441

      I also like that when he says to ban people, he chooses times that wouldn't be worth it to ban them for, like 17 seconds

    • @CastafioreOnYoutube
      @CastafioreOnYoutube 2 года назад +934

      @@PerpetualCamel 1 minute ban, permanent

    • @b0BSh4nk3r
      @b0BSh4nk3r 2 года назад +130

      11:57

    • @darksongoftheshadows9263
      @darksongoftheshadows9263 2 года назад +597

      my fav Ban That Guy bit has probably been that one time somebody said he was bad at a game and he told mods to ban that guy for "700 billion fuckin years". like I just wish I could see inside jermas brain like one of those fucked up see-through fish yknow

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 года назад +197

      @@darksongoftheshadows9263 jermaquarium

  • @solharv7817
    @solharv7817 2 года назад +5649

    “He’s calling from prison” really is one of the best chat moments ever

    • @Clouditivity
      @Clouditivity 2 года назад +140

      Yeah I remember laughing so hard when he read that on stream

    • @A.ManAlone
      @A.ManAlone 2 года назад +209

      Another person said it was a hostage situation and I think that’s funnier

    • @zetanone7211
      @zetanone7211 2 года назад +94

      God the image in my head of his agents or whatever being like “look I get you won’t be out for another 12 years but you’ve gotta appear in this info commercial or your reputation will be ruined”

    • @hexpsyche
      @hexpsyche 2 года назад +104

      4:39

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 Год назад +23

      @@hexpsyche I love you

  • @Cicadidaetm9899
    @Cicadidaetm9899 2 года назад +4269

    I like that he makes some of the comments sound more polite. Like at 19:28 he reads it as "it's my birthday can you watch porn on stream" while the actual comment is just "it's my birthday watch porn"

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 2 года назад +966

      "how much kfc have you eaten" turned into "have you eaten kfc recently"

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 2 года назад +594

      also he removed the "old man" from the shirtlessness request

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 года назад +616

      And yet he turns "that's a double" into "That's literally your stunt double, dude. That can't be you."
      It's like his brain skipped over "a" and thought he had actually missed like 20 words and made up a whole comment

    • @18skeltor
      @18skeltor 2 года назад +82

      It's he's protecting his ego

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus 2 года назад

      @Vae Victis “shit idiot brain juice”

  • @M-1996A1
    @M-1996A1 2 года назад +6289

    It’s the primal energy of a classroom seeing the weakness in the substitute teacher and making them cry for their sick pleasure. He’s always just been a substitute teacher.

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 2 года назад +486

      then he makes the teacher noise and we all fall on the floor having a seizure

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 года назад +1

      substitute streamer, what a sycho

    • @martk647
      @martk647 2 года назад +239

      And the same teacher would bring a meat grinder the next day..

    • @mitchroid
      @mitchroid 2 года назад +282

      “but our normal teacher always lets us peep the horror!”

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 2 года назад +33

      @@martk647 The Mince of '85. #chatgrind ✊😎

  • @kaizokuAUTO
    @kaizokuAUTO 2 года назад +4841

    I like how Jerma never personally bans someone, he orders a moderator to take part in the bizarre time-out performance

    • @icoffeebeen
      @icoffeebeen 2 года назад +560

      an honorable king swings the executioners sword himself. jerma is not an honorable king

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 Год назад +48

      @batrachianbill9760 If Jerma even used a millionth of his power we would all be dead

    • @MrMrkman98
      @MrMrkman98 Год назад +133

      @batrachianbill9760 Except the guy who asked him to play destiny pvp. Jerma personally saw to that guy.

    • @saudade7842
      @saudade7842 Год назад +40

      @@MrMrkman98 He was worthy

    • @thediabolicalraisin8953
      @thediabolicalraisin8953 Год назад +12

      ​@@MrMrkman98no sane person would accept that offer

  • @ori6990
    @ori6990 2 года назад +6889

    It's weird how jerma bans somebody permanently for saying "Fart Andy" but only for 30 minutes if you say "BLOWJOB ANDY"

    • @KillerDragoon87
      @KillerDragoon87 2 года назад +1171

      He said “permanently…for 1 minute”

    • @b0BSh4nk3r
      @b0BSh4nk3r 2 года назад +522

      deranged behavior, this jerma guy needs to be locked up

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 года назад +443

      @@KillerDragoon87 local streamer has no sense of timescale

    • @YCt37689
      @YCt37689 2 года назад +178

      This is the guy who tried to figure out if there was a way to stay at 3pm by flying around the globe...and believed that if it was 3pm for him it would be for chat as well. He also hates Europeans for living in a different time zone. Needless to say time isn't his forte.

    • @mydemon
      @mydemon 2 года назад +32

      He said "permanently.. for one minute"

  • @RequiemBeats01
    @RequiemBeats01 2 года назад +2252

    The idea of chef tony having to do in infomercial from prison is hilarious

    • @rockinthecazbah4
      @rockinthecazbah4 2 года назад +205

      I imagine a line of inmates waiting to call loved ones while he's just animatedly doing this infomercial in front of everyone on the phone. It kills me.

    • @thaumaTurtles
      @thaumaTurtles 2 года назад +31

      @@rockinthecazbah4 you just leaked the ending of Better Call Saul

    • @g8le
      @g8le 2 года назад +5

      @@thaumaTurtles Pretty sure you just did actually.

    • @neerkum5428
      @neerkum5428 Год назад +2

      That shit killed me dawg💀

  • @onlinestonedogii
    @onlinestonedogii 2 года назад +1931

    He’s like a substitute teacher whenever anyone in chat misbehaves. Its just time outs and light scolding every single time he gets called “poop Andy”

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 2 года назад +136

      He was a substitute teacher so it makes perfect sense

    • @a7475
      @a7475 2 года назад +47

      It's because he has parent teacher conference meeting hair

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 2 года назад +21

      @@kaizokuAUTO let’s hope he doesn’t make the sound again

    • @mxshrxxmbxy
      @mxshrxxmbxy Год назад +4

      @@theguythatasked6400Well.. ya fuckin jinxed it mate

    • @EnverHalilHoxha1917
      @EnverHalilHoxha1917 3 месяца назад

      Poopy andy

  • @denisj458
    @denisj458 2 года назад +4821

    Love that he explains birds by saying "They're birds that fly around"

    • @bean_eater1209
      @bean_eater1209 2 года назад +220

      He had to specify that they aren't ostriches

    • @pindaunt3r534
      @pindaunt3r534 2 года назад +99

      @@bean_eater1209 or penguins

    • @CrazedKasaJizo
      @CrazedKasaJizo 2 года назад +80

      @@pindaunt3r534 or Kiwis

    • @Bessux
      @Bessux 2 года назад +69

      Specially because he was talking about the birds and the bees, and bees also fly around.

    • @ryanwalsh5019
      @ryanwalsh5019 2 года назад +22

      @@CrazedKasaJizo or chickens

  • @helloimtom100
    @helloimtom100 2 года назад +3472

    I feel like the more terrible and unhinged a chat msg is, the more likely Jerma is able to see and read it

    • @FunkyTheMainMonkey
      @FunkyTheMainMonkey 2 года назад +308

      The A.I. in his brain automatically locks on to them

    • @kailin9257
      @kailin9257 2 года назад +193

      Hence why chat is so toxic as of recent. They all want his attention. Unhinged recognizes unhinged.

    • @meatycheerios199
      @meatycheerios199 2 года назад +4

      Hi tom

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 года назад +18

      like blood to a shark

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 Год назад +42

      @@kailin9257chat is actually the insane one. I was watching his very recent stream and he was playing house flipped demo or whatever and I said “I like the house. you did good jerma” or something, and he read it out loud and immediately everyone said “nobody said that”

  • @Cocoauri
    @Cocoauri 2 года назад +1128

    I don't know why but something about the phrase "Grandma Sicko Mode" just made me fucking lost it. Thank you for surfacing these beautiful moments from chat

  • @SkiddlyBink
    @SkiddlyBink 2 года назад +725

    "you look like a newly discovered fish" is my new fave out of pocket jerma description

    • @Figgy_Jub
      @Figgy_Jub 2 года назад

      Which is great because you can fit him in your pocket.

  • @u12bdragon
    @u12bdragon 2 года назад +719

    15:03 actual psycho moment. I could see the layers of his normalcy facade peel away. for a second there, he was not wearing the mask of a sane person, and it was terrifying.

  • @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur
    @JoseRodriguez-jn2ur 2 года назад +883

    I love the ones where someone says something messed up and then Jerma reads their name, my favorite one was when someone just said "you're bad" and their name was JermaEnjoyer1000000000

  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive 2 года назад +3739

    I'm so happy you did another of these. One of my friends won't stop quoting chat messages from these at me. Keep up the good work!

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 года назад +438

      Thank you very much! I've said it before and I'll say it again, these videos wouldn't be possible without all of your archiving efforts :)

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 Год назад +22

      I love you both so much

    • @themanwiththebeard4632
      @themanwiththebeard4632 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@bradentheman1373 alright guys, all three of you, start kissing.

    • @lennartjuhh
      @lennartjuhh 2 месяца назад

      That's when you know you need some time off the internet

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy 2 года назад +2644

    I love when he reads things wrong, betraying his debilitating dyslexia

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 2 года назад +138

      It hasn’t even been a day and there’s 100 likes. I hope jerma recovers once his horde of bees exits his house after the 50 years they’ve spent terrorizing him

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO 2 года назад +46

      @@robbieboydudeguy jerma is the bees actually he's a swarm

    • @ree3762
      @ree3762 2 года назад

      @@robbieboydudeguy shut up

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 2 года назад +30

      @@kaizokuAUTO he has come for your nectar

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 2 года назад +13

      @@kaizokuAUTO THE PAIN *bees start pouring out from sleeves of jacket*

  • @ArnoTheLad
    @ArnoTheLad 2 года назад +1623

    I love how Jerma bans anyone who’s funnier than him

    • @geldundkokaine2569
      @geldundkokaine2569 2 года назад +97

      Due to this nobody in chat is allowed to speak

    • @tsuchinoko719
      @tsuchinoko719 2 года назад +92

      He's such a tyrant

    • @8a.kitkat
      @8a.kitkat Год назад +69

      @@tsuchinoko719 dictatorship andy

    • @zapcoolman8816
      @zapcoolman8816 Год назад +37

      ​@@8a.kitkatban that guy permanently

    • @nicebike5039
      @nicebike5039 Год назад +20

      this is why ballfondler is his mortal enemy they were too funny for their own good

  • @fellipesz
    @fellipesz 2 года назад +997

    I absolutely love when he "misreads" the messages because I'm 100% convinced he does it on purpose to make them even funnier (and it works every single time)

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix 2 года назад +175

      "he's speaking in chapstick"

    • @caspian9694
      @caspian9694 2 года назад +35

      Nah its definitely real, i see the same shit he does 💀

  • @SleepyAdam
    @SleepyAdam 2 года назад +703

    Chat member : "Jerma take off your pants and show us your balls"
    Jerma : "Ban that person for 5 minutes."
    Chat member : "This game has some bugs in it"
    Jerma : "Ban that person for an hour."

    • @labratboygirl
      @labratboygirl 9 месяцев назад +23

      chat member: fart andy
      jerma: ban that person Permanently

  • @kay_luh
    @kay_luh 2 года назад +2244

    the way he misreads most of these messages makes it so much funnier, like how is he gonna read a whole message properly and then say 'chapstick' instead of 'capslock' 😭
    also the cheer i let out seeing this in my subs box... thank you john crops!!!!!!!

    • @Jester_Jean
      @Jester_Jean 2 года назад +131

      or the infamous "Eat a McDick"

    • @isaacdanoob2434
      @isaacdanoob2434 2 года назад +94

      @@Jester_Jean or "this is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins"

  • @HuffdrewPaint
    @HuffdrewPaint 2 года назад +1199

    I like the "Jerma you look like.." messages a lot because you have a second to comprehend what they see, so you're predisposed to seeing it when you look at him finally.
    The backwards hat one is funny as shit, and a decent example.

    • @kaigibson320
      @kaigibson320 2 года назад +150

      moustache hair has gotta be the best one

    • @astracontritus1209
      @astracontritus1209 2 года назад +74

      @@kaigibson320 Mustache hair was so funny because it was absolutely spot on

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 2 года назад +44

      @@kaigibson320 and it stuck with him too lol he made his hair as a mustache in that queen song video

    • @tacpat
      @tacpat Год назад +13

      i like the one where they say he looks like a newly discovered fish

  • @rideontime8591
    @rideontime8591 2 года назад +852

    Chat is jerma's cohost. I cannot imagine a stream without chat.
    Based chat

  • @SleepyAdam
    @SleepyAdam 2 года назад +1016

    why was he so offended by cube world I'm laughing so hard

    • @SleepyAdam
      @SleepyAdam 2 года назад +184

      Never mind just learned about the game that's unfortunate

    • @senatorpineapple8149
      @senatorpineapple8149 2 года назад +11

      @@SleepyAdamwhats cube world whats unfortunate about it

    • @irregular_dream
      @irregular_dream 2 года назад +224

      @@senatorpineapple8149 To briefly summarize, it's an indie game that had a lot of hype around it in the early 2010s when it was in development. However, there ended up being no updates on development progress for several years and people thought the game had been abandoned. It did eventually release in 2019 but it ended up being a disappointing game for a lot of people.

    • @myfatassdick
      @myfatassdick 2 года назад +18

      Luna damn that’s sad I remember seeing that game all those years ago and thinking “that’s cool i wonder where it’ll go from here” and then never hearing about it again

    • @neophyteredglare961
      @neophyteredglare961 2 года назад +56

      @@rdmurph3371 tbh tho once you start getting money to fund the project you are liable for at least some of them

  • @dogsterdog
    @dogsterdog 2 года назад +750

    you are such a real one for finding the chat messages and even timestamping everything 😭😭 wow

  • @AlexRodriguez-ti3wy
    @AlexRodriguez-ti3wy Год назад +75

    7:28 I love how he just says the same sentiment “ban them for Thirty minutes”, like 5 or 6 times, each with a slightly different wording, like he’s just drafting his response out loud.

  • @idknomo1
    @idknomo1 2 года назад +165

    "Jerma, you look like a chicken."
    Jerma: *slowly becomes possessed by a chicken*
    16:36

  • @marsbar6225
    @marsbar6225 2 года назад +485

    i'm so obsessed with looking at the section titles on these videos, they're so fucking funny. "gamma shaggy," "shirt off" and the grandma sicko mode one took me out

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 года назад +82

      lmao I'm so glad someone brought this up, I have to say I was pretty proud of "Grandma Sicko Mode's Sourdough Bread Baby"

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@johncrops BRB, naming my MySpace Mathcore band Grandma Sicko Mode's Sourdough Bread Baby.

  • @littelcreatchure506
    @littelcreatchure506 2 года назад +237

    10:50 WHAT DID THE GUY EVEN DO
    JERMA IS SO WRATHFUL EVEN MENTIONING BUGS IS WORSE THAN BLOWJOB ANDY

    • @r0dders
      @r0dders 2 года назад +36

      this streamer HATES puns.

  • @SaucyBoy
    @SaucyBoy 2 года назад +153

    17:11 it's an honor to be a questionable chat message

  • @tackyoptic
    @tackyoptic 2 года назад +291

    I have no fucking idea how he even reads anything, his chat is always going apeshit trying to one-up each other with shitty insults, it's such a chaotic environment I love it

  • @manofthesnails
    @manofthesnails 2 года назад +418

    when someone said he was holding the grandma sicko mode bread like a baby i thought he was holding it as though it were a bottle of fine wine he was presenting

    • @jazzswords1374
      @jazzswords1374 2 года назад +52

      Unhinged sentence

    • @lightbluesleeper
      @lightbluesleeper 2 года назад +22

      none of these words are in the bible

    • @manofthesnails
      @manofthesnails 2 года назад +52

      @@lightbluesleeper the only three words in that comment that don't appear in the bible are "grandma", "sicko", and "mode". (i checked)

    • @MapleBeeSticky
      @MapleBeeSticky Год назад +7

      Was thinking the same thing because....if that's a baby he's holding it by the neck

    • @wizardlizard55555
      @wizardlizard55555 Год назад

      @@manofthesnailsgrandma sicko mode NOT in the bible CONFIRMED

  • @winterlou
    @winterlou 2 года назад +1857

    I never know if every time he says "ban that person for at least X minutes!" the mods actually do it or if it's just a bit

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 2 года назад +501

      I really hope they actually hand out those 10 minute "bans"

    • @daniel.d.2452
      @daniel.d.2452 2 года назад +746

      happpened to me lmao, craziest 5 minutes

    • @thisisachannel.780
      @thisisachannel.780 2 года назад +361

      like 10% of the time it’s a bit, the other 90% they actually do time out/ban

    • @dmkmn4612
      @dmkmn4612 2 года назад +584

      I WANT THAT GUY PERMANENTLY BANNED I DONT WONT TO SEE HIS NAME EVER AGAIN... for 5 minutes

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 2 года назад +80

      @@daniel.d.2452 badge of honor

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 2 года назад +2067

    Just think about it. Jerma makes so much money from people insulting him on a daily basis, he has made it an art form. he is the village idiot that people throw money at. Stay awesome Jezza

    • @aerosma5021
      @aerosma5021 2 года назад +130

      *Jizzma

    • @williord3050
      @williord3050 2 года назад +46

      So he’s basically a lolcow that learned lol

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 2 года назад +28

      @@williord3050 cow

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 2 года назад +5

      Jezza?

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL 2 года назад +9

      @@ponponpatapon9670 Completely unrelated but +1 for your username. Patapon's fun

  • @geckomancer
    @geckomancer 2 года назад +716

    i can’t get over him pronouncing “jared leto” the same way he says “otto” around 5:54. jared let-to

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l 2 года назад +90

      He also says "otto-matic"

    • @pinkshoelace
      @pinkshoelace 2 года назад +17

      i say it the same way

    • @grayrainbow100
      @grayrainbow100 2 года назад

      jermaLetoPet

    • @kodinamsinh1267
      @kodinamsinh1267 2 года назад +62

      @@kiraw.9521 no they mean that jerma annunciates the word in the same way he does for Otto

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 2 года назад +4

      I hate that you made me realize I forgot how it's actually pronounced and now read it the way jerma says it

  • @emmyl_00
    @emmyl_00 2 года назад +201

    im obsessed with 21:30
    the instant and correct reaction to call it weird and then the short pause where he seems to consider that maybe, he was a little harsh, so he says odd instead in a softer tone. Its hilarious.

  • @williamlyons1864
    @williamlyons1864 2 года назад +467

    I will never understand why he had to tell the mods to ban the BJ Andy guy 6 different times in succesion

  • @twodoorgoop
    @twodoorgoop 2 года назад +300

    the “fuck snl and the whole cast” one caught me so off guard cuz it’s a kanye lyric lmao

    • @icoffeebeen
      @icoffeebeen 2 года назад

      “tell em yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass” 😩🔥

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 2 года назад +15

      Ye and Jerma crossover

    • @ezequiel_555
      @ezequiel_555 2 года назад +23

      @@donet0death240 yerma

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 Год назад

      UNHINGED streamer partners with ANTISYMMETRIC celebrity KANYE WEST!

    • @nfdhje38743m
      @nfdhje38743m Год назад +11

      ​@@ezequiel_555 jitler

  • @Sulphoraes
    @Sulphoraes 2 года назад +374

    Jerma's complete and utter inability to look past unhinged comments without reading them out loud will never cease to amaze me.

  • @thatitalianlameguy2235
    @thatitalianlameguy2235 2 года назад +583

    I find it hilarious when he bans people for minutes and not permanently, he thinks he's too harsh on his lab rats and tries to not anger them too much

    • @alexwolfe
      @alexwolfe 2 года назад +65

      And then someone says fart Andy and he says ban that guy permanently with no remorse whatsoever

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 2 года назад +24

      @@alexwolfe rule 66: no farting

    • @ohsqueep
      @ohsqueep Год назад +12

      rat, we're rats, we're the rats

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice Год назад +5

      @@ohsqueep we prey at night we stalk at night

    • @xhivo97
      @xhivo97 Год назад +2

      ​@@alexwolfeI think he mumbles "for a minute" after lol

  • @kylano525
    @kylano525 2 года назад +173

    22:44 I love how he pretends to be disturbed at mass murder. It's so nice of Jerma to make new viewers comfortable.

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 2 года назад +531

    To be fair to Ball Fondler. It would take awhile to train the body to take an entire baseball through the anus and into the sphincter and I presume following it up with some sort of obscene yet really talented trick that ejects the baseball from the body.

    • @ryoki_PH
      @ryoki_PH 2 года назад +63

      the diameter of a baseball is only around 7.5 centimetres so i don’t think it would be that hard to accomplish honestly, 5 months seems a bit like over-preparation to me :/

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 2 года назад +20

      I've seen it done before

    • @thisisachannel.780
      @thisisachannel.780 2 года назад +38

      like the hotdog launcher video but with a baseball and backwards

    • @daveinthemicrowave
      @daveinthemicrowave 2 года назад +42

      @@jimmybean420 Bio-cannon

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 2 года назад +38

      i regret looking at the comment section

  • @hertberken2053
    @hertberken2053 2 года назад +207

    Fellas I don’t think I’ll ever recover from “Grandma Sicko Mode.”

    • @icoffeebeen
      @icoffeebeen 2 года назад +21

      one of the best one guys ever

  • @vynylwelsh9868
    @vynylwelsh9868 2 года назад +63

    I love that at 18:25 he is terrified of the dumpster opening sound and jumps back

  • @ohherbie
    @ohherbie 2 года назад +220

    Jerma is a ruler villain and his mods are like his little workers and he tells them to “SEIZE HIM !” When someone’s funnier than him

    • @cloudieo
      @cloudieo Год назад +19

      We are Jermas little minions and when Jerma tells mods to ban us we are put into a volcano.

  • @asare240
    @asare240 2 года назад +327

    Chat is trying to gaslight jerma into madness, but hes also gaslighting himself into insanity

  • @spartains5493
    @spartains5493 2 года назад +50

    I love how at 27:25, he felt the it was necessary to explain what he meant by spongebob as if no one knew who the character was and what sponges do.

  • @lilcarttheoneandonly
    @lilcarttheoneandonly 2 года назад +70

    "why are you fucking bread" is probably my favorite jerma quote of all time, 13:33

  • @jigsaucemusic
    @jigsaucemusic 2 года назад +248

    This series is my favorite Jerma content. It’s a nice reminder that the fans are just as unhinged

  • @EightTinyRats
    @EightTinyRats 2 года назад +211

    Jerma: time that person out for 7 million years
    Jerma 3 seconds later: time that person out for at least 5 minutes

    • @aarocamero1013
      @aarocamero1013 20 дней назад

      Tbf both of those are technically compatible

  • @bubblegum7046
    @bubblegum7046 2 года назад +157

    I need to find some way to incorporate "he's speaking in chapstick" and "grandma sicko mode" into my vocabulary

  • @razmerry
    @razmerry 2 года назад +91

    I love how he sounds like a mob boss ordering a hit when he bans someone

  • @SCP-2295
    @SCP-2295 2 года назад +127

    i like when he reads a message and then goes "...i don't know what you're talking about" in a way that seems like not only is he fully aware of what chat is talking about he is also just lying to them for fun

  • @Sleepy-oi3xh
    @Sleepy-oi3xh 2 года назад +226

    These are some of the best edited videos, not just jerma videos but like out of all of youtube.
    Just the time and effort to go through chat alone and crop out all the messages. 11/10

  • @idknomo1
    @idknomo1 2 года назад +80

    17:43
    I love how Jerma could be playing a game, look over at chat for like two seconds, find the most strange comment in chat, and still be pondering about it the next day.

  • @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266
    @amberheardslawyerprofessor5266 2 года назад +241

    I started watching Jerma a week or two ago and now my room is filled with whiteboards trying to decipher who this man truly is. After countless research hours and almost every Chelte and archive vod. I.. Don’t… Know… This isn’t human.. It’s a thing.

  • @hevoo
    @hevoo 2 года назад +224

    I was just going through the old ones and when I saw this in the related videos, I thought this was from someone else doing their own thing at first. Thank you for continuing it!

    • @unjerked
      @unjerked 2 года назад +1

      düd same wtf

  • @SnowDouble
    @SnowDouble 2 года назад +75

    "BJ Andy" has to be my favorite jerma moment ever because the stream was so lax before that and everything after was just a mess. That "One Guy" derailed the whole stream into chaos

  • @picklerobertson5807
    @picklerobertson5807 2 года назад +88

    I love these, the actual chat messages edited onscreen makes it amazing

  • @crabdipp889
    @crabdipp889 2 года назад +209

    Oh my god I’m unbelievably happy that another one of these exists

  • @rfolks92
    @rfolks92 9 дней назад +1

    27:35 I think the immortal hulk comic that answered this sort of question. He turns back into Bruce, dies horrifically, then his dead body transforms back into the hulk, bringing him back to life.

  • @Civilian08
    @Civilian08 10 месяцев назад +5

    1:25 Shaggy, now might be a good time for you to get hungry.
    Like, that's my secret Velm, I'm always hungry.

  • @alpine7313
    @alpine7313 Год назад +23

    8:17 my favorite detail of that incident is that the Auto-mod caught the message almost instantly and he still read and screamed it.

  • @Verm0uth07
    @Verm0uth07 2 года назад +196

    I just love it whenever jerma order the mods to ban someone, it never gets old for me lmao

  • @LaBarata12
    @LaBarata12 11 месяцев назад +7

    26:50 Answer: The mass stays the same, and Banner can just explode from suddenly having way too much mass inside a torso that’s way too small and he literally bursts. It’s happened before.

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 2 года назад +80

    I'm new here, but my favorite thing this guy does is read every noun in a sentence, then just make the rest up like a reverse mad lib

  • @nabusvco
    @nabusvco 2 года назад +98

    This convinces me that Jerma and chat are symbiotic, they cant live without eachother

  • @Ennarmreal
    @Ennarmreal 2 года назад +25

    2:08 I wasn't paying attention when this played and I straight up thought Superman exclaimed "Kill yourself!" To Finn from Adventure Time

  • @LuciaLaVA
    @LuciaLaVA 2 года назад +58

    I like how jerma specified that the bird is the one that flies while a bee is just an insect

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 года назад +62

    It was spectacular how he like DEFEATED the Hulk commenters by responding with his own set of questions and speculation that was so horrific and lingering he totally topped them
    I love Holly's laughing "NO" at being called a fan of grandma sicko mode

  • @monmon-od3kb
    @monmon-od3kb 2 года назад +16

    15:51 “hello mr stevenson how are you today!” Why did he sound so good though?? This psychotic man

  • @garrettbrax
    @garrettbrax 2 года назад +124

    Chef Tony calling in from prison had me pissing holy shit

  • @tristian14
    @tristian14 2 года назад +90

    the baseball incident was so funny cause i thought jerma said he was going to shove an entire baseball up his mouth

  • @agelessignorance485
    @agelessignorance485 2 года назад +55

    The way he reads each comment slightly different than what is actually typed makes me laugh every time💀

  • @katlicks
    @katlicks Месяц назад +5

    "Original Sin Andy" is one of the funniest messages and reactions because it's so out of left field without being crass.
    In contrast, the "Seagull Foundation" is hilarious because it's so blunt and Jerma's reaction.

  • @lagspike7763
    @lagspike7763 Год назад +11

    Original sin Andy always cracks me up holy shit what did he mean by that

  • @RoboLamp
    @RoboLamp 2 года назад +87

    Yes, these are always a highlight! It's even weirder when I remember seeing some of these messages live.
    Your work is a blessing d:>

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 2 года назад +4

      Is that a smiley face with a baseball cap? Kinda love that ngl it's cute

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice 2 года назад +3

      @@sirllamaiii9708 he also has a friend with a party hat

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 2 года назад +4

      @@diediedice love him

  • @manfellafellaman
    @manfellafellaman 2 года назад +13

    27:00 to answer Jermas question. If the Hulk where to eat/slash drink of large quantities and he changed back into Bruce Banner, then he would partially explode. It's happened before in the comics

  • @grimboishungry9218
    @grimboishungry9218 2 года назад +26

    11:18 Jerma has banished an entire bloodline

  • @GreaserMan
    @GreaserMan 2 года назад +52

    I actually kinda have an answer for the Hulk eating question. In one of the Marvel Zombies books, Hulk eats an entire human leg whole and when he turns back into Bruce, he's in a massive amount of pain and has a clear outline of a leg jutting out of him. So, uhh yeah.

  • @RUKOLAKE
    @RUKOLAKE 2 года назад +100

    I like how he ends every one of these clips by saying "I want this person BANNED for x amount of time"

  • @waldornprime5567
    @waldornprime5567 2 года назад +195

    i find it interesting how quickly the Andy bit just devolved into harassment

  • @Kekkle-
    @Kekkle- 2 года назад +28

    23:32 Yooo its me! Thank you for including my clip! :)

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 года назад +4

      No problem, homie

    • @AtilaZepol
      @AtilaZepol 2 года назад +10

      This was probably one of the worst things chatted

    • @Kekkle-
      @Kekkle- 2 года назад +11

      @@AtilaZepol I'm just a vile little guy you know how it is

  • @rice7676
    @rice7676 4 месяца назад +7

    I love when he starts going off on tangents that have basically nothing to do with what he just read

  • @steffo0302
    @steffo0302 Год назад +36

    Hes like a mad king dishing out disproportionate prison sentences based on his mood

    • @SabikHipparcos
      @SabikHipparcos 5 месяцев назад +2

      ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

    • @MasonLay-l6x
      @MasonLay-l6x 3 месяца назад +2

      THIS CASTLE!!! IS IN UNNACCEPTABLE CONDITION!!!! UNNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!

  • @colpekker
    @colpekker 2 года назад +32

    Love the fact that he screamed out BLOWJOB right when he called his mom on the phone

  • @mudstick
    @mudstick 2 года назад +18

    16:27 i thought for the entire bit that the screen said "ONE-MACHINE ANDY"

  • @Dorf274
    @Dorf274 2 года назад +44

    I love Jerma's chat community. It's a huge part of what makes the stream hilarious.

  • @itshighmewn8174
    @itshighmewn8174 2 года назад +34

    I think one of my favorite Jerma bits is him threatening to ban people for extremely inconsequential amounts of time. “Ban that guy for thirty minutes.”

  • @deadringer6759
    @deadringer6759 2 года назад +55

    A baseball is pretty big. It's understandable it would take over a month to train for that.

  • @echoestoofar3953
    @echoestoofar3953 2 года назад +31

    i would happily wait a month for another one of these. i know this takes a lot of time and effort but my god is it worth it. by far one of my favorite series on youtube right now

  • @1whospeaks
    @1whospeaks 2 года назад +34

    Why is he eating bread on stream like an 18th century chimney cleaner.

    • @johncrops
      @johncrops  2 года назад +22

      Go easy on the poor boy, t's the only food they currently have in his village. All of the animals have fled under mysterious circumstances and the fruit trees have withered so they must resort to grain.

  • @unclegunk
    @unclegunk 11 месяцев назад +4

    16:10 that’s a reference to Power by Kanye West, you can here the sample in the background

  • @havencross_
    @havencross_ 2 года назад +47

    every time someone comments on jermas appearance he sizes himself up like a bird in a mirror

  • @MilesEasler
    @MilesEasler 2 года назад +180

    God, first clip and I'm already his father. This is gonna be a great video

    • @whitealbum8620
      @whitealbum8620 2 года назад +34

      correction: he‘s already your father

  • @wizardapprenticeIV
    @wizardapprenticeIV 2 года назад +23

    2:50 Jerma has a Patrick Bateman-esque morning routine

  • @Matthew-jb4cc
    @Matthew-jb4cc 2 года назад +8

    25:12 Can't believe this is the legendary Ballfondler that showed up on the Amongus VR stream.