I like to think of chat as his thousands of gremlin “children” whom sit behind him while he streams and fight for his attention by saying the wackest shit possible into his ears.
My Internet isn't good enough to watch livestreams so I watch the Jerma Stream Archive channel which doesn't include chat, so I genuinely believed he was insane when he read chat.
"this is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins" makes me laugh so fucking hard because how on earth did he twist the original message into that. i cant comprehend it
I think that he read "this is", his brain tried to auto complete without actually reading the next word and added "what happens when", and then tried to read ahead with his peripheral vision and misreads 'wine' as 'vein' in his head, ACTUALLY starts reading the message out loud, realizes his mistake, says "poop wine", but its too late cuz the word "vein" is still on his mind SO he then tried to make the sentence still make grammatical sense while adding 'vein', concluding with "gets in your veins." I PAINFULLY relate to this process as another person with ADHD This has been my TEDTalk
my favorite one is In no more heroes someone asks him who he's gonna give his channel to when he retires and he says he'll auction it and starts thinking about how much he could sell it for and everyone is just messing around roasting him but one guy says "It's not worth anything without you Jerma" and he gets all choked up
my favorite chat message is when he starts his no more heroes stream and he reads this message: "last night I dreamt jerma was zucking somebody on stream, and half of the chat was cheering him on and the other half was saying TOS"
jermas chat is equally the funniest, creepiest, most intellectual, and most idiotic twitch chat, where you’ll see “olive garden music” and a bunch of OMEGALULs and then one or two random people type “oh my god jerma has a daddy body please cum in me” right after. you’ll see someone explain some tech in chat for a game jerma will play once followed by “game SUCKS play AMOGUS” so i don’t know if i should be disgusted by chat, respect them, or be fucking terrified of my children when i see another jerma viewer on the streets.
One of my favorites he’s read aloud was (give or take a couple words) “lies fall so easily from your forked tongue”. It was so out of left field even in context and Jerma sounded so confused. Had me dying
1:32 I think the best part of this clip is that I can 100% see what they mean, it does look like one of those spongebob or Spider-Man ice cream bars with the gumballs for eyes
I like how Jeremy occupies his time by pretending to be a streamer reading weird messages, possibly one of the nicest people I've met at the elderly home. :)
I like how everytime he reads one of those comments out loud he says smth like "why did I read that out loud?", but then proceeds to do it again next time. It's an endless repeating circle of insanity
This video actually took so much more work than you think it would. Finding the clips, then finding what stream they originated from and what date it happened, then finding the exact timestamp that he reads the message. Big thanks to the multiple Jerma Chat Archive channels who've kept these messages intact for future generations to enjoy.
0:40 To this date this is one of my favorite chat messages that Jerma has read outloud. The fact that there's even MORE to the comment that he couldn't even get to just because of how he couldn't handle the first part.
Most streamers say something like: “someone in chat said” to preface them reading a chat message, but Jerma just drops them in raw making it seem like chat randomly possesses him for a few seconds to make him say crazy shit.
3:52 There's something about the delivery of "Jerma shoots POOP out of his eyes" that makes it amazing. It's vaguely shakey and nervous, and ends with a wonderful voice break. I love this gremlin so much.
the best part about the olive garden music one is that turned into a one guy moment where he went on an hour long tangent trying to find an olive garden ad with that music
1:31 is so beautifully absurd. Jerma popsicle, Gwyn’s theme playing and the weird scorpion Jerma with a face only a mother could love, and the Wilhelm scream to add another layer to this stupid sundae. I love it
LISTEN YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A FLOATING CASTLE IN THE SKY THERE'S NO DOORS NO WINDOWS AND THERE'S A PERFECT COPY OF HITLER IN THERE WITH YOU SAME MEMORIES NO HEALTH PROBLEMS
jerma reading "this is the poop wine room" as "this is how poop wine gets in your veins" is genuinely the most psychotic and terrifying thing he's said on stream. a fairly innocent poop joke message that jerma twisted in to an unsettling, grim, disgusting mental image. sometimes jerma puts up a good act that makes me wonder if all the accusations of him being a psycho are exaggerated but its moments like this that bring me back to reality and remember just what humanity is dealing with here
Chat has the ability to describe things in such a meaningless yet perfect way. They could say "this SMELLS like a PARTY CITY DansGame" and I'd know exactly what they meant. Absolutely insane.
"Hahaha jerma wouldn't it be funny if you like turned into a woman and did lewd things with etalyx like wouldn't that be a funny joke hahahaha" - that one guy in chat, apparently 😂
does anyone remember which stream was the TOILET incident in? one guy put the word "toilet" at the end of a sentence and jerma automatically read it, then everyone started ending every comment in "toilet"? anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk hope somebody sees this
If you make a part two, please include one of my favorite messages from chat, someone saying “I used to give my controller bite marks because of this game” during the Simpsons hit and run stream lmfao He laughs about it for a while afterwards and I think references it a few times later in the stream
0:19 That's a reference to the OneyPlays Kingdom Hearts Let's Play, during the Alice in Wonderland world. The original quote was "If you had a tiny clone of Hitler, would you torture it?"
Watching Jerma is like going 20 mph over the limit and him reading chat is a semi truck going down the wrong side of the highway Depending on how he reads it, it's either a narrow graze or he _rips_ the steering wheel to one side and goes door-first into it
I love how jerma goes from not knowing what a chat message means, to understanding what it's saying and regretting reading it in the span of 5 seconds.
mustache hair will always be my favorite clip bc of just how exacerbated jerma is at this chat member saying "mustache hair" without any further elaboration
This entire series has served as background noise for me many times, but the first installment here might be my fave. "How come computer hit far but you no?" lives in my head rent-free.
i'll be the first to admit i take him in small doses because i find him the funniest out of context and i have a very short attention span for streaming, but boy would i have liked to be there for "mustache hair"
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he treats all these chat messages as if someone walked up to him on the street and said them
He's just a confused old man trying to navigate the internet, leave him alone 😤
I mean thats basically what they’re doing
@@epicsmashman6806 mustache hair
I like to think of chat as his thousands of gremlin “children” whom sit behind him while he streams and fight for his attention by saying the wackest shit possible into his ears.
yeah i love how he intensely reacts to it it makes it so much funnier
The person who said “mustache hair” left a lasting impact on his psyche
ya
And “the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao”
BIGBY
@@lewis9s he thinks of that in the shower
That was the moment Jerma became Heisenberg
I love how you include the actual chat messages too so I don't think he's completely crazy
The way he misread the poop wine one makes me feel like he's crazier than I could have ever imagined
except the poop wine and the mcdick tbh
same
My Internet isn't good enough to watch livestreams so I watch the Jerma Stream Archive channel which doesn't include chat, so I genuinely believed he was insane when he read chat.
do not be deceived this man is a complete psychopath
"this is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins" makes me laugh so fucking hard because how on earth did he twist the original message into that. i cant comprehend it
When the poop wine is intravenous! 😳
to be fair he said "you didn't even say that, I just made that up for you" like right after lol
@@Sam-me5wz bro I’ve been thinking about your comment for multiple days how did you think of this
@@aradbudder9147 I don’t remember writing it I think that INSANE streamer possessed me, he’s living in our heads RENT FREE
I think that he read "this is", his brain tried to auto complete without actually reading the next word and added "what happens when", and then tried to read ahead with his peripheral vision and misreads 'wine' as 'vein' in his head, ACTUALLY starts reading the message out loud, realizes his mistake, says "poop wine", but its too late cuz the word "vein" is still on his mind SO he then tried to make the sentence still make grammatical sense while adding 'vein', concluding with "gets in your veins."
I PAINFULLY relate to this process as another person with ADHD
This has been my TEDTalk
my favorite one is In no more heroes someone asks him who he's gonna give his channel to when he retires and he says he'll auction it and starts thinking about how much he could sell it for and everyone is just messing around roasting him but one guy says "It's not worth anything without you Jerma" and he gets all choked up
I hope Jerma knows that we love him and that our mockery is just a bit
Which No More Heroes stream was that?
@@bloxxerstudios8746 i could be mistaken. It's either the 2 streams for no more heroes 1 or the power washing stream
someone link it please
Commenting so I get notified
love how he misreads 90% of them
this is so true... jerma can't read anything without changing half of the words
When you're reading from a panel that is constantly scrolling, it's easy for your brain to fuck you
@@oktayyildirim2911 plus Ahdh brain go brrr
@@oktayyildirim2911 poop wine
Dyslexic streamer
my favorite chat message is when he starts his no more heroes stream and he reads this message: "last night I dreamt jerma was zucking somebody on stream, and half of the chat was cheering him on and the other half was saying TOS"
Yep, that one will definitely be going in part 2
@@johncrops yesss
THAT ONE KILLS ME EVERYTIME I WATCH IT AGAIN
i was drinking when i read that and that made me laugh and i almost threw up
What was the video? I can't find it
I know that we often talk about how DERANGED Jerma is, but this video really highlights that chat is just as DERANGED
you know what they say:
@@gribberoni like streamer like chat?
both
@@gribberoni when in doubt radish it out
They're not so different after all
chat is such a necessary evil
Perfect way to describe his chat LOL
Co-op.
Penis.
Stream.
Harold
Geralt punching the air rn
sometimes not, but I agree
0:40 is my favourite one because they’re basically just writing weird fanfic but still phrasing it like a serious question
Also the cheer10000 showing they paid (or faked pay) 100 dollars to show it
I mean like what if he was genderbent wouldn't that be so weird hahahah omg. Kissing etalyx on the mouth XD.
He's just doing the right research
True tragedy that he didnt keep reading
is that groucho marx
Jerma objectively has the funniest chat of any streamer
It's TRUE LOL
I like the DNO chats, very full of energy and laughts.
Jerma brings the fun in people :]
jermas chat is equally the funniest, creepiest, most intellectual, and most idiotic twitch chat, where you’ll see “olive garden music” and a bunch of OMEGALULs and then one or two random people type “oh my god jerma has a daddy body please cum in me” right after. you’ll see someone explain some tech in chat for a game jerma will play once followed by “game SUCKS play AMOGUS” so i don’t know if i should be disgusted by chat, respect them, or be fucking terrified of my children when i see another jerma viewer on the streets.
Nemz38
One of my favorites he’s read aloud was (give or take a couple words) “lies fall so easily from your forked tongue”. It was so out of left field even in context and Jerma sounded so confused. Had me dying
This has me fucking bawling I love this chat so much
That’s fucking hilarious
I remember specifically “forked tongue” being apart of that message so you’re not wrong.
Bro has 2 top comments 💀
LOL
5:07 The sheer urgency of this one is so great
it’s my favorite one because of how stupid it is, truly incredible chat message
Harold
Harod985
Wouldn't that be fucked up though
Man if that happened it would be fucked up
oh my god I can't believe "Eat a McDick" was a myth this whole time
A myth?
@@WhiteKnuckleRide512 the chatter only said "a mcdick", Jerma somehow twisted it into "eat a mcdick" which is so much more aggressive lmao
he turned a normal funny comment into an insult, like this mf thinks everyone is onto him lmfao.
@@Sinistraliteeevery single person is his enemy
A Mcmyth
1:32 I think the best part of this clip is that I can 100% see what they mean, it does look like one of those spongebob or Spider-Man ice cream bars with the gumballs for eyes
Like the Sonic extreme icescream.
I've never seen that clip before this video and I'm fucking howling
I can’t stop laughing at that one, they are exactly right
Like the icecream in the intro of Spiderverse
@@MatiasMaldona3
Or the real one that's based off of
I like how Jeremy occupies his time by pretending to be a streamer reading weird messages, possibly one of the nicest people I've met at the elderly home. :)
underrated comment, made me fucking wheeze
LMAOOOOO
I don’t get it
The best part of the edging comment is that he fully capitalized half and not hours
That was his tipping point
It was a new record for him
I remember I once got him to read "Jerma is a PAWG" and was very proud
It's true tho 😳
POG ztreamer
Phat ass white gamer
Dump truck
I had to urban dictionary this and fucking CACKLED
3:02 he is stuck between suffering the consequences of being made fun of for not knowing what edging is or for knowing what edging is
Some might say he's... on the edge
And by his indecision he now has to suffer the consequences of both
I like how everytime he reads one of those comments out loud he says smth like "why did I read that out loud?", but then proceeds to do it again next time. It's an endless repeating circle of insanity
the vicious cycle
The definition of insanity
" no chat i wont press the button that kills me"
My favorite work of psychological horror :-)
This video actually took so much more work than you think it would. Finding the clips, then finding what stream they originated from and what date it happened, then finding the exact timestamp that he reads the message. Big thanks to the multiple Jerma Chat Archive channels who've kept these messages intact for future generations to enjoy.
Cant imagine all the work that went into this
A true Jermerican hero👁👄👁
He HATES making this video
Share this on the subreddit!
@@black_foresst Way ahead of you lol
0:40 To this date this is one of my favorite chat messages that Jerma has read outloud. The fact that there's even MORE to the comment that he couldn't even get to just because of how he couldn't handle the first part.
He read it so fast and then was so confused about why he even read it
chat is so out of pocket sometimes but the fact that jerma reads it is completely on him 💀💀💀
yeah
@@swarler Yeah.
the way he completely loses it at the shooting poop out of your eyes comment kills me
Watched that part like 10 times..."too much CRACK today"
He actually ended stream after it LMAO
WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN
Most streamers say something like: “someone in chat said” to preface them reading a chat message, but Jerma just drops them in raw making it seem like chat randomly possesses him for a few seconds to make him say crazy shit.
TwitchplaysJeremy
no they don't
Valve really outdid themselves with the Steam Upper Decker
LOL
jerma failing to understand that joke because he couldn't remember the name of the console is easily one of the jerma moments of all time
@@avaspongeriffic I think most people forgot about that console lol
Why the fuck was the first thing jerma thought of was taking a shit in the toilets upper water tank?
@@UnknownPerson-cq3qv that is called an Upper Decker
3:52 There's something about the delivery of "Jerma shoots POOP out of his eyes" that makes it amazing. It's vaguely shakey and nervous, and ends with a wonderful voice break. I love this gremlin so much.
5:56 is even funnier considering Jerma famously did the same thing with the "I think I'd be a wolf, I think so too"
I love that Jerma liked the "dream cast fucking sucks" message so much he still remembers that it was in all lowercase.
They was fearless and crazier than him. They were his chat, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his chat
Bold of you to assume even _he_ respects his chat
It's crazy that jerma has made hundreds of thousands of twitch accounts just for the sole purpose of pretending he's not talking to himself
Honestly that would explain a lot if chat was a bunch of weird AI bots
3:52 completely lost it here
the sound of a man shooting poop wine out of his eyes
How did he twist it like that 😭😭
the best part about the olive garden music one is that turned into a one guy moment where he went on an hour long tangent trying to find an olive garden ad with that music
that was me :)
i am almost suffocating laughing so hard at "jerma shoots poop out of his eyes" and the jerma knocking all the shit on his desk over
the jerma lmao
1:31 is so beautifully absurd. Jerma popsicle, Gwyn’s theme playing and the weird scorpion Jerma with a face only a mother could love, and the Wilhelm scream to add another layer to this stupid sundae. I love it
Its the Wilhelm scream
you know what i love? the fact that he always reads them like someone's telling it to him
My favorite is when he laughs for a straight minute before revealing what the message was lmao
0:56 I love how this one message has made jerma super self conscious about his hair, always making sure he doesn’t have mustache hair.
0:47 “whaty what???”
The poop wine message was made 1000 times better when jerma somehow adds in your veins on to it
💩🍷
Chat interacting with Jerma is like a bunch of kids trying to grab their dad's attention while he's doing taxes.
I like the Oney torture mini clone question
But is it a clone or a perfect copy?
did jerma actually eat the sleeve of oreos and throw up on his moms bed or did he just think he did?
@@guanzhe9897 wait, you keep saying he’s tiny, why is he tiny?
LISTEN YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A FLOATING CASTLE IN THE SKY THERE'S NO DOORS NO WINDOWS AND THERE'S A PERFECT COPY OF HITLER IN THERE WITH YOU SAME MEMORIES NO HEALTH PROBLEMS
Completely forgot that was an Oneyplays joke till I read this
jerma reading "this is the poop wine room" as "this is how poop wine gets in your veins" is genuinely the most psychotic and terrifying thing he's said on stream. a fairly innocent poop joke message that jerma twisted in to an unsettling, grim, disgusting mental image. sometimes jerma puts up a good act that makes me wonder if all the accusations of him being a psycho are exaggerated but its moments like this that bring me back to reality and remember just what humanity is dealing with here
akchuuly "this is what happens when poop wine gets in your veins"
Freudian slip
Chat has the ability to describe things in such a meaningless yet perfect way. They could say "this SMELLS like a PARTY CITY DansGame" and I'd know exactly what they meant. Absolutely insane.
Thank you so much for man. Now I can finally pretend jerma is actually insane
"Pretend"----- I see you have yet to realize the horror that is this mans mind.
“Pretend?” What do you mean “pretend?”
I too thank him for man
“if you were gender bent would you try to seduce etalyx- what? what???”
yeah HUH???? WHAT
"Hahaha jerma wouldn't it be funny if you like turned into a woman and did lewd things with etalyx like wouldn't that be a funny joke hahahaha" - that one guy in chat, apparently 😂
@@errortryagainlater4240 down DESPICABLE
Why he gotta gender bend 🤔
@@flask223 its not gay if you transition first
@@imperialguard451 real
does anyone remember which stream was the TOILET incident in? one guy put the word "toilet" at the end of a sentence and jerma automatically read it, then everyone started ending every comment in "toilet"? anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk hope somebody sees this
Toilet, I remember, toilet
@@hooraym5500 could you please tell me which one it was TOILET
@@DaWalkie oh my god i remember watching that, was it the binding of Isaac stream? Or maybe the picross stream?
I think you guys mean people were adding "its my birthday" on messages so jerma would listen to chat's advice or something?
@@50bottlesofpinklemonade close but no, i remember a specific incident of people adding the word toilet
3:51 i could watch this clip all day, i love the sound of him knocking all his shit down in shame
6:06 I keep coming back to rewatch the steam upper decker comment. This tracker link is literally just for my own convenience.
I love it when chat sends him the most insane shit possible and makes an entire bit out of it. Sicko to sicko communication
need a compilation of jerma reading things just completely wrong
It would be 362,549 Hours dude. Too long
If you make a part two, please include one of my favorite messages from chat, someone saying “I used to give my controller bite marks because of this game” during the Simpsons hit and run stream lmfao
He laughs about it for a while afterwards and I think references it a few times later in the stream
Yep yep, that one's on the list for the next one, thanks for the recommendation
3:46 Can't stop thinking about what u added here "Jerma made this one completely insane for some reason." that's so good
0:19 That's a reference to the OneyPlays Kingdom Hearts Let's Play, during the Alice in Wonderland world. The original quote was "If you had a tiny clone of Hitler, would you torture it?"
Jerma cannot exist without his chat and the chat in question is more insane than him and I love it.
I love that the "tiny clone" hypothetical is just the tiny hitler discourse from oneyplays
But did clone Jerma do anything wrong or did he run away with shapiffany?
He didn't even try to answer it either we gotta know
dude i thought the high pitched voice from the game was him making a bit where theres actually a clone getting tortured
@@mikadosannoji553 that was Li'l Jerma
@@mikadosannoji553 that was Jermalad
I'm actually in tears over the veins one, how did he mess it up THAT badly lmao
That's what happens when the poop wine gets in your veins
3:44 I love how literally the only similarity between the actual chat message and what jerma read was "poop wine"
Jerma sometimes just makes up chat messages and it’s the funniest thing ever.
4:14 holy shit I made it in I'm famous
love how the 3 and a half hours guy is named "numbhanded"
3:54 I was zoning out and I tuned back in to this moment
I love that you titled the video's chapters in a way that doesn't spoil the comments.
i hope olive garden music guy is having a good day
5:11
"Why did I need to read that?"
'Indeed'
0:30 is it a clone or a perfect copy
Does he have his memories?
Exquisite reference
I WOULDNT BECAUSE HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG!
"I don't know what that is" you can tell his panicking to distance himself from what he read.
Watching Jerma is like going 20 mph over the limit and him reading chat is a semi truck going down the wrong side of the highway
Depending on how he reads it, it's either a narrow graze or he _rips_ the steering wheel to one side and goes door-first into it
Someone needed to know the answer to Oney's "Tiny Clone" question that they went to Jerma of all people to get it answered
You mean tiny perfect copy?
I’m dying at the implication that one of his chatters has been edging to sims footage for 3 and a half hours
3:49 i think i almost collapsed a lung from this
3:18 is the funniest one by far
2:57 I quite literally almost peed my pants at that one, oh my lord
I love how jerma goes from not knowing what a chat message means, to understanding what it's saying and regretting reading it in the span of 5 seconds.
Yo, thank you all very much for the kind words and stuff, you guys are seriously making my day, my week, and honestly my whole month
The hard work pays off 😭😭
This vid is hilarious
PLEASE tell me what stream the eat a McD comment is from please
@@leavewe Another Brick In The Mall at about 2:30:30
@@shadowivy333 If you mean the one with the tiny clone torture message, it's called Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
This video is the first search result when looking up "Jerma Genderbent"
why the fuck do you look up jerma genderbent
@@pandaman2840 it's hot
And I wouldn't want it any other way.
nuts that you actually found the chat messages and put them in the video too
great upload man, thanks
2:48 but jerma didn't listen and now we are at the squished balls incident
If there was official jerma popsicles i would buy litrally all of them
this comment mixed wih your name upsets me
name checks out
ice CREAM
Licc
The smarties comment haunts me to this day
"jerma shoots poop wine out of his eyes" is still the funniest sentence i have ever read
"that's what happens when poop wine gets in your veins" I don't even know how many questions are racing through my mind rn
"Jerma hotboxes with his farts" that one still gets me
You can tell when he’s taken the CBD oil recently when chat messages like steam upper decker freak him out and set him off.
My god this must have taken ages to make, love it
i don’t know what’s funnier, the face of the popsicle itself or just the concept of an official jerma985 popsicle
Jerma please I have been edging for 3 and a HALF hours
“You didn’t even say that, i said that for you.”
The oneyplays torture clone hypothetical transcends video hosting sites
mustache hair will always be my favorite clip bc of just how exacerbated jerma is at this chat member saying "mustache hair" without any further elaboration
thanks a bundle for putting the actual chat on the screen i LOVVVE IT
This entire series has served as background noise for me many times, but the first installment here might be my fave. "How come computer hit far but you no?" lives in my head rent-free.
6:50 Oh hey thats me : )
jerma and his chat truly are two sides of the same coin
I really love when he completely misreads the chat message and changes the meaning completely
i'll be the first to admit i take him in small doses because i find him the funniest out of context and i have a very short attention span for streaming, but boy would i have liked to be there for "mustache hair"
3:53 had me collapsed mid-walk from the fridge to the bedroom at 2:00 trying to stifle my laughter so i dont wake anyone up
I don't know why but I absolutely can't stop rewatching this clip 3:52 it's so funny to me for some reason
5:05 is the funniest thing I have ever heard
What if it was Harold tho
Everyone always goes on about how insane Jerma is, but that’s a real big stone to throw in your glass house, ya know?