I read a tip once that said if you plan to sell a house, bake something like cinnamon rolls so your entire home smells really good. It can do wonders for the impression your home gives off. You also get cinnamon rolls as a byproduct.
...moments before displaying his ALT-RIGHT agenda and ranting about how "American... ...is better than anywhere else on the planet." claiming that "Any chef on Earth will tell you that."
dude, there's nothing better than going to my local fish and chip shop, ordering my food and watching the chefs pull out a tiger shark and butcher it right in front of me
I had a dream last night where jerma cooked all of these delicious meals just for me. But instead of eating it we stuffed all of the food into our shoes and walked to the local pub.
to be clear I don't know why this was necessary for anything except like. kitchens where they need to mass produce breakfast for people. but like. even then. I guess it's for people like Jenna who won't crack eggs lol
Joe Mark For some reason, I have the irrational fear that biting into an apple (or anything chewy) will cause me to break my permanent retainer or just straight-up pull a tooth out.
@@d.e.564 I'm pretty sure my dentist told me not to bite into an apples without cutting it first; while I don't think it would just take a teeth out I imagine it must not be good for ur teeth
if jerma was reading a recipe on how to boil an egg he would skip the part that said to boil the water then wonder why the egg was raw and get mad at the recipe
I could barely stomach his takes on it, let alone what he was cooking in front of us. This is why Anthony Banthony must win. Cannot support someone who voted for a psycho who also strangled three people and GOT POLITICAL ON STREAM
Uber patriotic twitch chef goes on a rant about how every other country's food suck but America's, culturally apropriates tacos and spends all of his twitch money on French dumplings.
I would totally respect that guy’s content if he changed his name to OvenMaster, you can’t just have your name as grillmaster and only use an oven it’s clickbait for grill enthusiasts such as myself
Thanks for teaching me the intricacies of united state's cultzre, from an outsider is very interesting to know the beautiful technique for cooking hamborgar
My mind blocked out this one probably because chat was unbearable for this stream. It was just constant shitflinging back and forth at every country, got old real fast.
I absolutely did not remember how much the sounds and music in this game were embedded into my brain. I'm having a like...out of body experience hearing Jerma talking while this imprinted-on-my-frontal-lobe audio is playing
If some of you just got here after watching Jaiden's "cooking mama" speedrun video no it was not a coincidence, the stars just aligned perfectly for this to happen.
"But that's like a joke, right? Like "OH AMERICANS EAT FRIED CHICKEN AND BARBECUE AND BURGERS EVERY DAY", but I do. I do eat that way-" [Arby's commercial]
6:30 WTF they made Pierogi a Russian dish? I'm legit mad right now. Pierogi are Polish! They had one job! The name of the inferior Russian version of Pierogi is Pelmeni and they even look different. I'm off to burn every last copy of this game.
@Ian Brandon Anderson pierogi are usually boiled, too, but only pierogi have the half circle shape you see at 6:30. Pelmeni are either oval or halfmoons with connected ends. Lots of countries have their own version of filled dough that you cook, but pierogi are the original which is why they're a national dish and which is also why Russians decided to steal from Polish culture as usual 😂 so yes, they're similiar, but distinct.
I actually kind of like seeing these videos half a year after the stream, I can remember I was on a bussiness trip doing work in a cold EMI chamber while watching this stream and the feeling just makes me nostalgic
This game is so weird. I've been playing the surprisingly good for a mobile game version of Cooking Mama and it actually seems generally pretty accurate to how you cook things compared to this
Игры
he keeps smashing that poor woman's hand with a big wooden mallet while laughing hysterically
CRAZY american man BREAKS his mothers hands with a DEADLY WEAPON and makes a TACO WITHOUT MEAT.
" Not that bad." And then Something
@@GEB_Rosee_PPS “American taco” without meat.
Truly this psycho must be stopped.
Sounds like cartoons
Watching a guy in a wifebeater trying and failing to crack eggs properly while a japanese lady screams at him in broken english is an experience
It really is
You made me remember that jerma is wearing a wifebeater in this video. I don't know how to feel
@@mythcat1273 I FORGOT IT WAS CALLED THAT, I WAS UN-IRONICALLY SO CONFUSED WHEN THEY SAID “a guy in a wife eater” 💀💀
thats not a wife beater
Its a white beater but we just call it wife beaters because it sounds the same and also stereotypical abusive dad beats wife with a white beater on
>"have you seen jerma yet?"
>"who's jerma?"
>"jermama"
>*gets stabbed in the chest*
>gets all bones broken in body
>mfw my bones are broken
@@manboy4720 where's your face
@@rodbot its broken
@@Jackaboy744 that is a state of being
I'm stealing this joke
i love jerma's idea about creating a spice concoction just so your house smells like you can cook
Thats the plotline for Ratatouille
I read a tip once that said if you plan to sell a house, bake something like cinnamon rolls so your entire home smells really good. It can do wonders for the impression your home gives off. You also get cinnamon rolls as a byproduct.
@@Mrbird321 thank you
That's basically every Indian restaurant, except they actually use the spices in their cooking.
Yeah bread perfume
Anti-American streamer HATES on national dish popcorn.
...moments before displaying his ALT-RIGHT agenda and ranting about how "American... ...is better than anywhere else on the planet." claiming that "Any chef on Earth will tell you that."
Sounds like fun.
COMMIE streamer DESPISES good old AMERICAN popcorn
i love how the replies proves that jerma is on every political spectrum at all time
@@tobubiify CENTRIST entertainer has DIFFERING opinions on MANY TOPICS
Local streamer goes to a Korean BBQ restaurant, claims that American BBQ is superior, then proceeds to cover the entire building in BBQ sauce
I fail to see what's unusual about this
Brazilian shitting on both tho
I think you misspelled Argentinian BBQ, the only thing we do right in this god forsaken country.
@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. just salt and meat is all you need to make a delicious barbeque
@@arthurschmidt3104 you're thinking of jerky
dude, there's nothing better than going to my local fish and chip shop, ordering my food and watching the chefs pull out a tiger shark and butcher it right in front of me
@Hideo Kojima local business
Normal British activities
"After enjoying my meal I proceeded get stabbed 28 times luckily, my jumper was full of british pounds.God save the queen!"
Any of them would tell you that american BBQ is the best in the whole world
@@princeCustos324
TWENTY
EIGHT
STABWOUNDS
I had a dream last night where jerma cooked all of these delicious meals just for me. But instead of eating it we stuffed all of the food into our shoes and walked to the local pub.
what
kids see ghosts pfp lets goo
That wasn’t a dream.
he made a scrumptious cake
Wait what
At least he doesn't have to eat what he cooks this time.
*Break CPU case and eat RAM
Jerma is a master of pretending he knows something but not actually knowing something
I just wish he’d stop pretending.
@@_V.Va_ he is a culinary genius.
i love yr starbound name and icon
@@bjorkapologist2834 thx
@@frogwithafez3977 bruh quit trying to sell mercenary armor to me, I just want those box tables
I like how Jerma says he has never opened an egg then proceeds to talk about his recipe for scrambled eggs
i know its been a year but I mean they sell like. eggs in cartons
They do what?!
@@darthsauron255 look up liquid eggs (stupid thing to call them but alas)
to be clear I don't know why this was necessary for anything except like. kitchens where they need to mass produce breakfast for people. but like. even then. I guess it's for people like Jenna who won't crack eggs lol
His caretaker cracks the eggs for him
Whenever Jerma gives me dating advice it's like 25% sitcom plot and 40% serial killer plan
Broke: Lighting a scented candle, using an oil diffuser
Woke: Cooking inedible minestrone soup with half a bottle of thyme
Patriotic streamer eats ENTIRE swordfish, goes on INSANE rant about American politics.
the fact that jerma can't bite into an apple without it hurting his teeth is extremely concerning to me
i guess people lose half of their jaw strength in their 30s
Joe Mark For some reason, I have the irrational fear that biting into an apple (or anything chewy) will cause me to break my permanent retainer or just straight-up pull a tooth out.
@@d.e.564 holy shit same
@@d.e.564 I'm pretty sure my dentist told me not to bite into an apples without cutting it first; while I don't think it would just take a teeth out I imagine it must not be good for ur teeth
Tooth decay streamer
Its only natural for one to cook better than Mama when her hands are probably smashed to pieces
Streamer goes to jail for physically assaulting house wife with wooden mallet
BREAKING NEWS: MAN BREAKS OUT, FINDS MALLET IN CAFETERIA AND COMMITS GENOCIDE AMONG PRISONERS
never heard of someone refer to cracking an egg as "opening" an egg lol
This streamer opens up too many kinder surprises eggs.
Out of all the comments this one made me really laugh out loud
if jerma was reading a recipe on how to boil an egg he would skip the part that said to boil the water then wonder why the egg was raw and get mad at the recipe
13:37
is this that picky american streamer that refuses to eat anything that isn't macaroni, popcorn, or chopped up hot dogs?
mayo
holy shit painter seap
love your kirby animations
Seap
And mushy apples
Coffee, chicken, cheetos
this game is perfect for exposing all of jerma's weird food opinions
“MAMA IM SORRY!”
Local short man hammers his own mother’s hand by accident multiple times via cooking accident.
Accident sure
"Accident"
Jerma: To pretend to cook, just cook, they'll be so convinced by your cooking, they'll think you can cook.
don't let them taste it though!
Local streamer eats Cheerios from high chair, declares virtues of American barbecue.
"I promise I won't get too political"
Me three drinks later: 21:17
Very controversial take
I could barely stomach his takes on it, let alone what he was cooking in front of us.
This is why Anthony Banthony must win. Cannot support someone who voted for a psycho who also strangled three people and GOT POLITICAL ON STREAM
I’m just hoping Mr. Green decides to run in four years.
“AH, EP EH, EH AE”
Is this the guy who struggled to use a child's baking toy ON STREAM?
Yes :)
local streamer TERRIFIED of ovens
fucking crying at jerma completely skipping over how mama was absolutely drenched in his failed mixture at 19:58
No Mayo in the game smh Jerma can't eat any of this.
No Peanut Oil either, literally unplayable
american barbecue and korean barbecue are COMPLETELY different foods and any comparison between them is pointless
Jerma's standards for how to feign looking like a good cook makes sense now that we learned he's scared of gas stoves
Dishevelled man wears grease ridden vest and burns animated food to a crisp LIVE ON STREAM
FOR FREE
14:00 Jerma: "I'm just following instructions!!"
The Oil: **ice fucking cold**
Truly, he is the greatest man alive.
Hey it's better than the Germans just following instructions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@Joe-pi9bx ruclips.net/video/CHwKUClcVig/видео.html what I thought of when you said this
"Anything that has a slimy outside, I can't eat, I'm sorry"- man who tells his stream to eat sardines and mayonnaise
I hate it when my mom makes tacos and we have to be fast to catch all the ingredient that she tossed up 100ft in the air
Canon restaurants in the Jerma-Verse:
-Burger Barn
-Pasta Italiano
-21 Beef
A jerma stream basically boils down to him explaining himself to chat
Local man with soft teeth claims apples are too hard
Old Softtooth Harrington, we used to call him.
I have a friend who only eats the outside of apples cause the insides are “too hard”
He stops when theres no red left
@@friccle_ are you kidding? apple skin fucking sucks, how does he only eat the fucking skin?
@@friccle_ Is your friend fucking insane
The one dislike is from the date who tasted Jerma's "pretending to know how to cook" meal.
Deranged streamer shatters renowned chef's dominant hand with hammer - pretends it was accident.
You literally have to get the double cheeseburger because the patties they give you are like a centimeter thick
straight up like 1/4 of an inch
"i cant do eggs. i dont know how to open them"
"i make a pretty mean scrambled egg"
Is this the guy who did *something* to *someone* that *one time?!?*
ON STREAM??!?!?!
In THREE physical dimensions?!!??
You make it sound like a bad thing
No, you're thinking of someone else
Love the implication that hot dogs are topped by dropping toppings from the roof and requiring you to catch them on a bun
Is that NOT how you put toppings on your hot dogs?
@@cyber_xiii3786 yeah idk the dude who commented this is weird 🤣 he probably puts the toppings on with his hands like a loser
Sounds like a skill issue
Jerma has the personality of all the TF2 characters combined
10:38 captive sea lion pleading to be released back into the wild
5:00
jerma to his mother after vomiting the entire pack of oreo's
I can tolerate a lot of things but I can't tolerate some hobbit talking bad about eggs.
What a gremlin
Eggs are just a filler ingredient
@@gagne6928 The best filler
Uber patriotic twitch chef goes on a rant about how every other country's food suck but America's, culturally apropriates tacos and spends all of his twitch money on French dumplings.
tacos are tex mex so techinically it's mexican inspired american cuisine
@@radishjuice8662 Tacos were being eaten before the Spanish arrived in what became Mexico.
@@ArchaicPaladin did I say Spanish?
@Joe Mark how many times do i have ot go over it. HARD shell tacos are tex mex
@@radishjuice8662 well that explains why hard shell tacos are worse than soft shell tacos since the US make everything worse
CRAZY AMERICAN STREAMER makes taco without any meat.
knowing everything hes told us on stream about himself
how is jerma still alive
how can you not crack an egg
And he's scared of ovens
Just eat it with the shell
@@gordonf5553 as somebody who's been eating egg shells for years I can say I lived so that's probable. can't recommend the taste though
More importantly, how do you make scrambled eggs without cracking an egg?
@@LittleIcarus he just dumps them all in from a great height so they're all broken once they land
5:00 It's good to see grown man Jerma enjoy the mochi hammer the same way as 8 year old me
Nationalistic streamer claims to activate glans through use of imaginary "taco meat" smell
Jerma: "Pour carefully. OK, _careful."_
The bowl: *[SNAPS TO A FUCKING RIGHT ANGLE IMMEDIATELY]*
15:36 I love how even Jerma cant think of something to say
He saw it and just went 🤨
I love how he completley missed the meat on the taco
I like how the only thing stopping him from eating eggs is that he can’t open them
Wait youre supposed to only eat the liquid??
@@gordonf5553 😳
@@gordonf5553 mmmm crunchy
GrillMasterXBBQ is much better than Jerma at this game ResidentSleeper
thought we cancelled that guy already...
you can't cancel a culinary master
I would totally respect that guy’s content if he changed his name to OvenMaster, you can’t just have your name as grillmaster and only use an oven it’s clickbait for grill enthusiasts such as myself
10:37 That's the best impression of a jack in the box I've ever heard.
"Better than Mama"
*Better than Jerma
Better than jermama
Haven’t seen the video yet but off of this alone I know everything’s going to go horribly wrong
Mama is actually Aunt Myrna
“Is tastes like alien! Why people eat it?”
How much does he know?!?
Thanks for teaching me the intricacies of united state's cultzre, from an outsider is very interesting to know the beautiful technique for cooking hamborgar
The thyme soup strategy is quite possibly the most psycho thing I have heard come out of Jerma's mouth recently, and that's saying a LOT.
"Can you open this egg for me?"
i like how when jerma describes fake cooking he literally describes real cooking
Is this the guy who couldn’t feed his family live on stream?!
The mama music playing while Jerma is rambling on is making me go insane
I've actually done that "I'm pretending I know how to fuckin cook" technique before it totally fucking works
Did you also stage a fake lunch get together where you got blown off by your friends
was this referencing something or were you insane when you posted this
Has jerma broken into my house and performed a lobotomy on me? I have no recollection of this stream
this stream is really fuckin old, like i think it was recorded around this time last year
chaosgrandpaVEVO 21:17 wait there was a presidential debate last year
@@DeathnoteBB there were six for the democratic party alone
@@stuntfumbler I feel like this was like back in January or February
My mind blocked out this one probably because chat was unbearable for this stream. It was just constant shitflinging back and forth at every country, got old real fast.
I absolutely did not remember how much the sounds and music in this game were embedded into my brain. I'm having a like...out of body experience hearing Jerma talking while this imprinted-on-my-frontal-lobe audio is playing
How the hell do you reach adulthood and not know how to crack an egg?
By not eating dishes with egg
Ah yes my favorite restaurant, 21 Beef
i wish jerma would call me momma
If some of you just got here after watching Jaiden's "cooking mama" speedrun video no it was not a coincidence, the stars just aligned perfectly for this to happen.
It's sad that she thinks she can possibly compete with the guy who beat dark souls on stream
Gambling addict confuses casino with real vacation destination while making American vegetarian tacos.
Local streamer presents his lack of cooking skills in both the virtual and physical worlds
"But that's like a joke, right? Like "OH AMERICANS EAT FRIED CHICKEN AND BARBECUE AND BURGERS EVERY DAY", but I do. I do eat that way-"
[Arby's commercial]
I think my stomach went into orbit the 1st time I saw him catch all the cheese and veggies in the taco and miss the meat completely. ROFL
21:54 why is this so funny to me
streamer indirectly explains to chat that he has the taste buds of a five year old
6:30 WTF they made Pierogi a Russian dish? I'm legit mad right now. Pierogi are Polish! They had one job!
The name of the inferior Russian version of Pierogi is Pelmeni and they even look different. I'm off to burn every last copy of this game.
@Ian Brandon Anderson pierogi are usually boiled, too, but only pierogi have the half circle shape you see at 6:30.
Pelmeni are either oval or halfmoons with connected ends. Lots of countries have their own version of filled dough that you cook, but pierogi are the original which is why they're a national dish and which is also why Russians decided to steal from Polish culture as usual 😂 so yes, they're similiar, but distinct.
Have you tried any coping mechanisms?
They did Poland dirty
Alfred Hitchcock was also known to be afraid of eggs. He had no idea how to open them.
Here we see the first hint of jerma's meat grinder experience.
“Mama’s gonna have bruises all over her” -Jeremy
21:17 Actual career-ending statement
Im surprised he didnt tell us about his mayo diet during this stream.
Local streamer puts barbecue shoes on, rips off squid's head with bare hands
many chefs would say regionality doesn't dictate how good something is
Who gives a shit? It’s Jerma. It’s immediately factual upon materialization if he says it.
You shut up
Those chefs would be WRONG, bucko.
I mean unless the stuff your country has is illegal elsewhere which happens a lot.
My favorite hobby with Jerma videos is looking at the comments in advance of watching it and seeing how much I can understand
He said “water based vegetables” as if there is an artificial vegetable out there
I actually kind of like seeing these videos half a year after the stream, I can remember I was on a bussiness trip doing work in a cold EMI chamber while watching this stream and the feeling just makes me nostalgic
Jerma's in-depth analysis of a Fancy Feast commercial almost took me out of commission 😂
COMPLETE PSYCHO BREAKS HIS MAMAS HAND ON STREAM
DERANGED streamer smashes innocent mother's hand with a mochi hammer.
This game is so weird. I've been playing the surprisingly good for a mobile game version of Cooking Mama and it actually seems generally pretty accurate to how you cook things compared to this
He looks like ps2 character in the beginning of the video
I remember this was the only stream to date I pissed laughing at.
Has Jerma ever played Nintendogs? I wanna see that
I would love to see him get Otto on Nintendogs!
is this the streamer who lied about his ability to make scrambled eggs
I love how Jerma routinely chooses to ignore half of the instructions given to him
Jerma: Brisket is a classic american food
Me, Jewish: [laughing hysterically]
where I live, brisket is a fatty cut of meat that you put into stews or the thing I know better, scotch broth.
American BBQ style brisket is served, prepared, and cooked in a totally different way than Jewish brisket
Jewish people dont know flavor. American brisket it slow smoke cooked not boiled