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  • @andeggbreaks
    @andeggbreaks 3 года назад +6145

    Jerma streamed this amongst a sea of people playing Cyberpunk on its release date

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 3 года назад +571

      well which one is cooler? exactly.

    • @randomraspberry8525
      @randomraspberry8525 3 года назад +710

      And stilll had more viewers

    • @MrJohnmarston13
      @MrJohnmarston13 3 года назад +260

      king shit

    • @basedintellectual9704
      @basedintellectual9704 3 года назад +225

      Swords and sandals is miles better than cybershit 2077

    • @Garnox_
      @Garnox_ 3 года назад +55

      @@basedintellectual9704 good thing i never got hyped because i just watched some trailers and nothing else

  • @thestanman1486
    @thestanman1486 3 года назад +3238

    Whenever Jerma says "When I was younger" I just picture a 23 year old man in a shirt that doesn't fit him

    • @flcl64
      @flcl64 3 года назад +133

      His little sister's shirt that's 3 sizes too big.

    • @Fanta0846
      @Fanta0846 3 года назад +33

      Wow, you described me perfectly

    • @nickalling2924
      @nickalling2924 3 года назад +7

      High quality comment

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 года назад +45

      @@Fanta0846 We are Jerma's future lives, reborn in the present

    • @Fanta0846
      @Fanta0846 3 года назад +20

      @@BierBart12 Thank you, I now have the hope to continue onwards

  • @SergioSource
    @SergioSource 3 года назад +2809

    every politician impression jerma makes always starts with "let me tell you"

    • @girejorenh
      @girejorenh 3 года назад +45

      @Hanz Ketchup HEY

    • @compoflask6262
      @compoflask6262 3 года назад +41

      @@girejorenh you can’t fool me, I KNOW this is Kanye’s secret alt. Autograph please?

    • @gayflower900
      @gayflower900 3 года назад +83

      Every politician also starts with “let me tell you”
      It’s a great way to avoid having to answer a question directly in an interview

    • @bappojujubes981
      @bappojujubes981 3 года назад +5

      @@gayflower900 truuee

    • @icoffeebeen
      @icoffeebeen 3 года назад +19

      to be fair, that is how literally all of them talk

  • @tylerheineman2393
    @tylerheineman2393 3 года назад +5484

    How come whenever Jerma gets raided he does everything in his power to make them leave as quickly as possible without banning any of them?

    • @olathianwhiskey416
      @olathianwhiskey416 3 года назад +785

      he's terrified that one of them is gonna say "scout tf2"

    • @afeathereddinosaur
      @afeathereddinosaur 3 года назад +318

      But the ones that stay REALLY stay

    • @agentpaint
      @agentpaint 3 года назад +391

      Most raiders leave anyways, he just speeds up the process

    • @Brain-Wormed
      @Brain-Wormed 3 года назад +30

      @@olathianwhiskey416 scout tf2

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 3 года назад +126

      You underestimate the lure of the Raid Song

  • @mikejeffries3333
    @mikejeffries3333 3 года назад +675

    >"I remember, like, half the answers to the Impossible Quiz- it's gonna be easy."
    >Gets the first question wrong
    >Gets the first question wrong twice

  • @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727
    @thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727 3 года назад +3436

    He finally caved into actually becoming a PG-13 Let’s Play youtuber, complete with clickbait title and all

    • @spike_9903
      @spike_9903 3 года назад +96

      You mean Pewdiepie?

    • @AJBAXTER7677
      @AJBAXTER7677 3 года назад +85

      We need JermaNC-17

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 3 года назад +34

      Nah but he says words in here that aren't pg-13, he's still jeRma

    • @thecornfieldiii2069
      @thecornfieldiii2069 3 года назад +60

      And like 10 ads too

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 3 года назад +79

      would absolutely love it if this became one of 2ndJerma's most viewed videos

  • @eyemotif
    @eyemotif 3 года назад +1772

    i like how not a single edit of this stream has done the zoom in like he talked about

  • @spencechan
    @spencechan 3 года назад +1381

    Ah yes, the famous line
    "Stop. Banana time"

    • @ww-uq8ls
      @ww-uq8ls 3 года назад +133

      Dont you remember we are the banana bros after all!

    • @Hyper4v
      @Hyper4v 3 года назад +29

      @@ww-uq8ls Fuck that, drew crew all the way

    • @petruciosxd1374
      @petruciosxd1374 2 года назад +1

      *NO*

  • @canismori
    @canismori 3 года назад +1874

    Jerma could do a normal quiz and he'd say its impossible.

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster 3 года назад +36

      Just let him play his games

    • @Grapefruit5000
      @Grapefruit5000 3 года назад +90

      @@A_Toaster That sounds like you're talking about a toddler

    • @Brain-Wormed
      @Brain-Wormed 3 года назад +36

      @@Grapefruit5000 are we not?

    • @-perge
      @-perge 3 года назад +17

      ⚰RIP⚰
      Here lies: Lewd Lucario pfp
      ????-2021
      Making Jerma's comment section question their heterosexuality since John Pablo's disappearance. You will be dearly missed.

    • @-perge
      @-perge 3 года назад +7

      All hail buff wolf with basketball.

  • @qwertywerty7198
    @qwertywerty7198 3 года назад +572

    Local Streamer caves into massive debt, regresses into child and plays kids flash games

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 3 года назад +34

      I don't know where the newspaper headline meme for Jerma started but I'm always glad to see how many different ways people manage to utilize it.

    • @Okwardi
      @Okwardi 3 года назад +2

      I know this is a really dumb question, but.. How did Jerma manage to run these games on flash? Flash is no longer supported and I tried playing swords and sandals 2 but I couldn't since this game requires adobe flash.

    • @insertquirkyusername610
      @insertquirkyusername610 3 года назад +12

      @@Okwardi the games have been archived. You can still play them

    • @halo7oo
      @halo7oo 3 года назад +9

      @@Okwardi He did these streams before flash died, but you can still play almost every flash game ever with a program called Flashpoint.

    • @enymetouche2558
      @enymetouche2558 2 года назад

      @@Okwardi SWF file players

  • @bucktheduckk
    @bucktheduckk 3 года назад +2111

    Jerma singing dare is something I didn’t think I wanted until now

    • @blair..
      @blair.. 3 года назад +316

      he loves “the gorillas”

    • @Brain-Wormed
      @Brain-Wormed 3 года назад +127

      @@blair.. bruh that's what my fucking dad calls them

    • @blair..
      @blair.. 3 года назад +56

      @@Brain-Wormed he called them that in his lie detector thing

    • @rednstuff_1099
      @rednstuff_1099 3 года назад +69

      2:55

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 3 года назад +93

      eht’s deh

  • @schmullesschweitzer
    @schmullesschweitzer 3 года назад +618

    They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King with his voice! Shouted him apart!

    • @user-qf2rx8ir3n
      @user-qf2rx8ir3n 3 года назад +66

      sharted him apart

    • @granthefato340
      @granthefato340 3 года назад +14

      STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit! - Skyrim Whiterun Guard

    • @kindacruise
      @kindacruise 2 года назад +8

      @@granthefato340 those are oblivian guards

    • @granthefato340
      @granthefato340 2 года назад +11

      @@kindacruise shit

    • @user-bv1gq8jj6b
      @user-bv1gq8jj6b 2 года назад +6

      @GREASY GUS Yeah, Skyrim guards say something like "Stop! You violated the laws of Skyrim and her people" or something like that I don´t remember.

  • @IEatYourSandwiches
    @IEatYourSandwiches 3 года назад +295

    Every time anyone raids jerma he sees it as a personal challenge to try and scare off everyone who just came in

  • @supercammy98
    @supercammy98 3 года назад +268

    "You had to be there dude it was WILD! This guy danced around wilst this other guy pelted rocks at his head"

  • @crispygrandpas
    @crispygrandpas 3 года назад +1355

    Streamer has trouble figuring out controls of game made for toddlers

    • @Krushking99
      @Krushking99 3 года назад +57

      @@AxxLAfriku Jesus christ not you again

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 3 года назад +5

      @@Krushking99 Let's hope the spam reports actually get the YT bots off their asses.

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 3 года назад +11

      Streamer wonders why his gladiator yielded in a fight after getting pelted by 200 rocks from a sling.
      Methinks Jerma should put on the appropriate armor and then get pelted by 20 paintball rounds and then ask him why he yielded when his armor is still intact. :thonk:

    • @waffleless
      @waffleless 3 года назад +3

      @@AxxLAfriku It sounds like your confidence has taken a nosediver. That is pretty sad ):

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 3 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku you're singing a different tune now

  • @markqurf
    @markqurf 3 года назад +298

    Jerma: finally enchants his weapon with magic
    Also Jerma: only screams in his opponents face to do damage

    • @Nobody_important9
      @Nobody_important9 3 года назад +17

      When he tried using weapons he died

    • @dimentio9833
      @dimentio9833 3 года назад +14

      INSANE STREAMER SCREAMS at opponents and KILLS THEM while frightened VEIWERS WATCH IN TERROR

    • @skoot2629
      @skoot2629 2 года назад

      you can beat the entire game by just only leveling charisma and taunting i remember i did it when i was like 10 lol

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming 3 года назад +187

    I love how I know this isn't from a brand new VOD because when he makes that face and says "don't use that!" I've already seen it used a hundred times

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 3 года назад +537

    This stream just turned Jerma into Tobuscus for a solid while

    • @TheeOK1
      @TheeOK1 3 года назад +42

      I hadn't heard that name in a while

    • @soursugar4867
      @soursugar4867 3 года назад +37

      Tobuscus... That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time

    • @FatCatCooper
      @FatCatCooper 3 года назад +17

      Tobuscus r34

    • @winterflan
      @winterflan 3 года назад +42

      minus the sexual assault and covid conspiracies of course

    • @forgemaster1492
      @forgemaster1492 2 года назад +18

      @@winterflan sexual assault was disproven. Mans had his whole career ruined because of false allegations

  • @humanzbornfresh
    @humanzbornfresh 3 года назад +275

    Jerma had to have said some variation of “one more try” or “okay i’m done with this” close to 50 times this stream.

  • @NERFTommy99
    @NERFTommy99 3 года назад +91

    Watching this live, chat kept giving him the answers, so they went to emote only mode. A trend started to then put the right jermaJup corner to give hints anyway.

  • @cloverdeityhearted8729
    @cloverdeityhearted8729 3 года назад +183

    Love that everytime i see clips of this stream, no one has ever actually zoomed in on the elephant before dying

  • @mythmusic1297
    @mythmusic1297 2 года назад +67

    Watching Jerma is like watching what I imagine the last person on earth would be doing if some sort of apocalypse had happened and everyone else died.

  • @kimurain6956
    @kimurain6956 Год назад +12

    I love the difference between the humility shown here of “due to my medical happenings, my agility is probably a 1” to “I COULD DODGE A BATTLEAXE”

  • @BLICKJICK
    @BLICKJICK 3 года назад +137

    Jerma, we've talked about this. If you say you can do it, you probably can't.

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 3 года назад +17

      It works in reverse, too! If he says he can't do it, he will.

  • @Grove332
    @Grove332 3 года назад +58

    English accent : does an irish accent

  • @rem-com
    @rem-com 3 года назад +100

    how many viewers do you think he scares away every time he does the raid song

    • @DieWorm
      @DieWorm 3 года назад +15

      Probably hundreds of people think “never watchin this guy again” and immediately click off

  • @lilyliao9521
    @lilyliao9521 3 года назад +75

    jerma picking the lowest hit chance and wondering why he cant hit them

  • @toastcrunch9387
    @toastcrunch9387 3 года назад +25

    "Im also not the smallest guy in the room."
    That's a damn lie and you know it.

  • @flcl64
    @flcl64 3 года назад +37

    The way Jerma says Otto's name cracks me up. Ott-Toe.

  • @agentpaint
    @agentpaint 3 года назад +326

    Damn, no editors of this stream actually did the thing he asked for :(

    • @MrMrkman98
      @MrMrkman98 3 года назад +9

      what did he ask for?

    • @natefroggy3626
      @natefroggy3626 3 года назад +92

      2:11

    • @boneyzoney9551
      @boneyzoney9551 3 года назад +2

      Hey paint wassup

    • @agentpaint
      @agentpaint 3 года назад +2

      @@boneyzoney9551 hello boney zoney, who are you

    • @bubbabibleman5970
      @bubbabibleman5970 3 года назад +58

      Since when does anybody actually listen to what Jerma says to do?

  • @willch1337
    @willch1337 3 года назад +85

    "Characters with high charisma please the crowd, winning you more gold"
    Jerma, winning more gold? You still owe almost 4 billion dollars. Let's be real here

  • @max2x000
    @max2x000 3 года назад +94

    Didn’t know i needed jerma singing dare but here we are

  • @awesometris999
    @awesometris999 3 года назад +66

    Dang jerma really hopped on the 2012 youtuber playing flash games thing, as soon as they killed off Flash Player.

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 3 года назад +87

    That was a not terrible rendition of Dare, somehow.

  • @compoflask6262
    @compoflask6262 3 года назад +64

    The artist behind The Impossible Quiz was a huge inspiration for me as a kid : )

    • @sofil4049
      @sofil4049 3 года назад +2

      Who is the artist?

    • @compoflask6262
      @compoflask6262 3 года назад

      @@sofil4049 "Splapp-Me-Do", this is their deviantart www.deviantart.com/splapp-me-do

  • @yiff
    @yiff 3 года назад +29

    Personally, having the musicless version of the impossible quiz invalidates the debt reducing. At best half of what was promised.

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 2 года назад +9

    Jerma: *speaks and doesn't say "yoinky sploinky sussy balooga"*
    Chat: WHAT THE- *GAG, VOMIT, CRIES, SHITS,EXPLODES, IMPLODES, BURNS, MELTS*

  • @humanure0
    @humanure0 3 года назад +22

    wait i just realized the “how many holes in a polo” question is probably talking about a polo shirt but my whole life i thought it was “a polo” and the holes were in the “a” “p” “o” and “o”

  • @karpsplash6458
    @karpsplash6458 3 года назад +48

    being short means that there would be more blood flow going to the brain and he still can't pass the impossible quiz

  • @liftfork
    @liftfork 2 года назад +17

    Jerma making fun of chat by screaming "RESIDENT SLEEPER" is so cathartic

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 3 года назад +15

    "Think before doing"
    *jerma immediately goes to press the button without thinking*

  • @megantheescallion8565
    @megantheescallion8565 3 года назад +18

    I'm sorry but Jerma singing that honey song was just so cute

  • @riggy0
    @riggy0 Год назад +2

    Somehow this feels like a completely different person but the same person at the same time

  • @afaniscool
    @afaniscool 3 года назад +20

    Jerma singing Dare is the best thing I've ever heard

  • @chuckwagon9973
    @chuckwagon9973 3 года назад +5

    8:41 Local streamer discovers The Impossible Game is actually trying to TRICK him!

  • @butteredlime329
    @butteredlime329 3 года назад +19

    Was he toying with us by never saying stop, hammer time?

  • @robloxpwnr7604
    @robloxpwnr7604 Год назад +2

    I was to excited for him to get to the final question and realize he only had 3 skips and couldn’t win

  • @henk4
    @henk4 3 года назад +15

    2:51 Nominate this for best singing 2021

  • @aIasdair
    @aIasdair 3 года назад +83

    cant even beat the impossible quiz why is he so bad :(

    • @soggu6282
      @soggu6282 3 года назад +59

      its imppssoble s what did you expetc

    • @Endiepup
      @Endiepup 3 года назад +10

      @@soggu6282 Jerma Is That You

  • @rowanzone
    @rowanzone 3 года назад +19

    Reminder that he streamed this the day Cyberpunk 2077 came out

  • @AB-bg7os
    @AB-bg7os 3 года назад +20

    He defeated his enemies simply by shouting?

  • @goopy1461
    @goopy1461 3 года назад +6

    2:58 that was a surprisingly good noodle impression

  • @cahdgamez
    @cahdgamez 3 года назад +72

    Hope you're having a good start to 2021 jerma.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 года назад +6

      It's already been a week

    • @SteffyCush
      @SteffyCush 3 года назад +8

      @@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 jeez

    • @snickers8998
      @snickers8998 3 года назад +32

      He got arrested for storming the capitol, so I guess you could consider that a good start

    • @sporter527
      @sporter527 3 года назад +20

      @@snickers8998 Microscopic gamer raids capitol ON STREAM

    • @cahdgamez
      @cahdgamez 3 года назад

      Oof o_o

  • @pluckyscuds
    @pluckyscuds 3 года назад +12

    he HATES us.

  • @erikku4739
    @erikku4739 3 года назад +4

    Gladiator!
    Gladiator! Gladiator! Gladiator!

  • @borazan
    @borazan 3 года назад +21

    Man this game brings back so many memories

  • @kayligillard2050
    @kayligillard2050 3 года назад

    This channels recap of the grenade room game is what got me started and hooked on jerma

  • @TheKasket007
    @TheKasket007 3 года назад +4

    I can't describe the primal anger I have towards the Butcher Gladiator.

  • @mannmctrash
    @mannmctrash 3 года назад +6

    Only in the Jermaverse would we get "Thank you for the raid" and a near perfect impression of Gorillaz' Dare in the same stream.

  • @PKrawzakProductions
    @PKrawzakProductions 3 года назад +5

    "Let me get rid of these ads" RUclips immediately plays an ad

  • @gibustheinfamous
    @gibustheinfamous 3 года назад +4

    Every time I come across videos playing a nostalgic Flash game I can't help but go and try and beat the Flash game in the video on Flashpoint.

  • @gorillagaming3783
    @gorillagaming3783 3 года назад +2

    2:58 OH MY GOD THAT'S PERFECT

  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 3 года назад +4

    I come back to this video every now and then just so I can listen to Jermas cover of DARE

  • @EmperorSigismund
    @EmperorSigismund 3 года назад +1

    That gladiator game straight up lifted the Diablo 2 Barbarian shout.

  • @ezrac704
    @ezrac704 3 года назад +2

    11:54 perfect hair for making fireman

  • @jubcow
    @jubcow 3 года назад +2

    Thanks for making my day better

  • @joshuashackleford739
    @joshuashackleford739 3 года назад +4

    Imagine not knowing jerma and he sings the raid song when your streamer raids him, you're gonna think this guy is insane

  • @foolcathatesyou
    @foolcathatesyou 3 года назад +3

    14:35 Jerma describes bards.

  • @Pefonmo
    @Pefonmo 3 года назад +7

    Jerma's fate at the tournament was sealed when he tried to act like anything but the clown that he is.

  • @itsDeej.
    @itsDeej. 3 года назад +4

    I never realized how British the impossible quiz is

  • @theultimatejoost
    @theultimatejoost 3 года назад +1

    Great video beginning to end

  • @rampageblizzard
    @rampageblizzard 3 года назад +1

    Jerma singing DARE by Gorrilaz is not something I expected to hear but I am so glad I did

  • @justthomas2488
    @justthomas2488 3 года назад +4

    6:16 Well placed ad lol

  • @breadbreadington5735
    @breadbreadington5735 3 года назад +13

    3:31 the fact that there is now a bruh.io game makes me give up

  • @vangelbyte
    @vangelbyte 3 года назад

    jerma and kitboga was the best collab i thought i'd never see, I love Twitch

  • @dfvfvskds
    @dfvfvskds 3 года назад

    Had a visceral reaction at that thumbnail and title

  • @johnnybravo5726
    @johnnybravo5726 3 года назад +1

    Jerma playing swords & sandals brings it into new light, now I'm tempted to buy it on steam

  • @KengaruZ
    @KengaruZ 3 года назад +3

    2:08 oh noo, I hoped the editors would've made this joke come true

  • @Melanittanigra
    @Melanittanigra Год назад +1

    the impossible game was a very big part of my life when I was like 8 years old

  • @jsphinx22
    @jsphinx22 3 года назад +2

    farting and screaming build is OP

  • @awesometris999
    @awesometris999 3 года назад +24

    the only reason i dont like the debt arc is because whenever he does anything now you cant tell if its something he wants to do or someone requested, or if it's something someone in chat bet him to do cause he has a crippling gambling addiction

  • @Frexter
    @Frexter 3 года назад +4

    Now that's a proper Tuber thumbnail

  • @biggmackthewackslack6654
    @biggmackthewackslack6654 2 года назад +10

    Honestly Jeremy singing "Dare" is such a fantastic vibe and something i never knew i needed.

  • @soepsoep6445
    @soepsoep6445 2 года назад +1

    little did jeremy know, he was not even close to the end of the impossible quiz

  • @DramakilzU
    @DramakilzU 3 года назад +2

    The enemy gladiator submits to Jerma cuz he won't stop taunting "Lookatme! Lookatme!"

  • @limecoveredbrick
    @limecoveredbrick 3 года назад

    he scares his enemies to dead, literally

  • @xChimkin
    @xChimkin 3 года назад

    recognized swords and sandals on the thumbnail immediately

  • @bruhjoement
    @bruhjoement Год назад

    17:30 imagine being in the crowd, seeing a dude dance around the stadium and fart profusely before being hit by a rock and getting knocked tf out

  • @baconbots
    @baconbots 3 года назад +21

    don't let another great 2ndJerma upload distract you all from the fact that this man still owes chat 2.4billion dollars in gifted subs, and an emote of his comically large, dump truck ass

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад +1

    The way he instantly knew making a face was a mistake had me rolling

  • @brandongarcia6305
    @brandongarcia6305 3 года назад +1

    Now I wanna give Jerma a bong hit and see what happens. He'll probably just sing dare really slow and low.

  • @RickJaeger
    @RickJaeger 3 года назад +1

    i hope jerma comes back and plays Kitten Cannon for 10 hours straight

  • @jollyroman6695
    @jollyroman6695 3 года назад +8

    30:18 random crits are fair and balanced

  • @redneck_engineer858
    @redneck_engineer858 3 года назад +2

    The giant enemy spider

  • @magicmajed5148
    @magicmajed5148 3 года назад +3

    8:35 Egg.

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Год назад

    I remember playing "This is The Only Level" and "Impossible Quiz" all the time

  • @ils4844
    @ils4844 3 года назад +1

    Wonderful cover of DARE jerma

  • @grit1
    @grit1 3 года назад

    I played each of these going back to middle school and I hate that I'm old

  • @sgsgsgbogasa6421
    @sgsgsgbogasa6421 3 года назад +1

    HOLD IT DOWN DARE

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm 3 года назад

    Thank you for making it so that there's an ad on every game over screen, very cool job