Imagine you were called in to extract a lone survivor from what looks like a massacre. You fly in with your buddies and secure the rooftop to see this bloodsoaked guy kick open the rooftop door and start heading to the chopper. Mission Success! Then he looks at *you* purposely pauses, then blows your head clean off with a shotgun. He then looks around and says "Guys, I thought he was an enemy!" What a Psycho.
Was this the stream where he spent actually like 45 consecutive seconds staring at himself in the camera and screaming, “Why do I ACTUALLY look GOOD?!”
@@imsorrydave9000 Uncertainty with what this line of code will do. Your intention as a coder might be A) and is logical in your mind, but when you testrun the program nothing works, as H) happen. Most of a coders time will likely be spend trying to fix a “simple” code problem through online forums (I’d even wager this is the case for “pros”). Like it could work one test run and then not the second run, without you having done any big thing. If you’ve ever coded in your life or just browse r/ProgrammerHumor for 6 minutes, you’ll come across paradoxical statements. There will be a small line of code that looks out of place and is barely understandable, and the accompanying note to explain what that line does is just “don’t edit this”. It’s a simplification. Coders are generally said to be lazy. In coding things are very breakable, as in, things can just stop working because you forgot a ;. All this added together you have a program that could break with one well-intended line of code. Overly simplified.
>Dev environment looks good. I can push out my new feature >Passes QA testing and all my unit tests look good >Literally all of the team is working toward our monthly maintenance period. We get one shot a month to make this new feature go live >Night of the deploy. Wake up at 2:00am for the release >Somehow, a key personnel in DevOps, used a Personal Access Token on their build pipeline that was tied to their account >Their resignation date was 2 days before release and, as per policy, their account was disabled. > This breaks the access token > This causes the build pipeline to fail, which means the production release is now stalled. > The failure causes a cascading failure in other builds dependent on the former build > We have a 99.99% uptime service agreement with our customers... which means we get 52 minutes and 35 seconds of downtime... A YEAR > I will now be troubleshooting with a global team for the next 4 hours while PMs lose their goddamn minds Jerma: "FUCKING WoW! Why did they have to unplug the router RIGHT NOWWWWWW "
Love how pointing their guns down, having gentle blue lights on their face, saying "watch the friendly fire" and "make sure he extracts safely" over the radio and then reassuring him that they are "going to get you out of here" in person isn't enough for Jerma to not stop, look, ask himself if they are hostile and still decide to shoot first with no sign of hostility. The fact that it wasn't just on sight, but walking up to them, close enough to smell their lunch, and then blasting his head off is what gets me.
When you're a primarily 2ndjerma viewer, seeing a video and realizing it's from a stream you actually watched live is like finding out they're releasing a movie based on that niche book you like, except that movie is actually good.
Each video is like *reaching for a library book, finding a container of Ben and Jerry's, eating it and discovering a dead rat at the bottom. Cue laughter and outro. Everybody laughs.* -The Watchmen
"I really wish you'd put your name on it, I didn't do this" a meaning of that being "You worked hard on this- let you be the focus of it's accomplishment" And it's another reason why I have an unbreakable respect for this man. Such a simple statement but very wholesome
ill never forget i fell asleep during one of these demo streams and then woke up in a daze to him singing You Got a Friend in Me and i seriously thought i was still dreaming
Man, that screen shake rant got me fired up. Not because I care about screen shake (I'm ambivalent towards it) but because I strongly relate to the part where he says that he looks up "[X game] screen shake sucks" just to see if anyone else agrees. I do that constantly with games that have hit markers that can't be disabled because I absolutely despise hit markers, but apparently most people don't care. Just include options to turn off certain features (like the Cult of the Lamb devs did with screen shake). It's so easy to do and the people who do care will be extremely grateful.
Just imagining Jerma sitting in a dark room listening to the angler theme from inscryption. Holly slowly opens the door and steps into the dimly lit room, Jerma’s face only slightly being illuminated by the soft blue glow of his desktop. “The trapper music… the.. trapper music will never…. Never be played… not on my broadcast….” He’s mumbling over and over to himself. “Jeremy, sweetie, it’s been 4 days… please.. please come out of there and stop listening to that song, I miss you.. we ALL miss you” Holly pleads. Jeremy stares into the screen and doesn’t respond. “Well… can you please at least eat some of this steakum I made you?? You haven’t hardly been eating a thing” she asked as the tears began to well up. “Not… not on my broadcast…” he replied. Holly slowly walks over to the computer and sets the tray of food down in his desk next to him and as she gently kissed the side of his head, she could hear the eerie chimes of that damn “Angler theme” coming through the headphones. She brushed her hand through his hair, it hadn’t been combed or washed in what looked like weeks, Jerma didn’t even move or respond. It was as if Holly wasn’t even there. All she could hear was that damn song.. that stupid song that had taken control over him. Suddenly she became panicked, “JEREMY PLEASE, PLEASE JEREMY COME BACK PLEASE WAKE UP. I NEED YOU WE ALL NEED YOU” No response. She began to silently cry even harder and she turned her head to the screen. “Inscryption OST - The Angler 24hr extended version” is what it read and the same video was cued several times in a playlist. Holly became desperately enraged, set off into an absolute state of panic, fear and anger she grabbed Jeremy’s cat boy headset and ripped it off his head as quickly as she could. Jeremy reeled back in his chair, his head shot back and he looked up to the ceiling, his mouth agape as he screeched as loudly as he could, it was louder than any sound any human had ever made before. He began to lean back in his chair whilst still screaming until he fell back onto the floor. Holly kneeled over next to him and began smacking his face repeatedly, “Snap out of it!” She pleaded. “Snap out of it right now, Jeremy! Please!” He had just began to violently shake and convulse on the floor when finally.. he stopped…. Jeremy laid motionless on the floor.. his eyes widened and mouth agape.. he stared at the ceiling. “Jeremy…?” Holly quietly whispered. “…Jeremy.. are.. are you back..?” In one sharp deep inhalation it was as if all life had been returned to our favorite streamer at that moment, in an instant he shot up sitting upright and turned to face Holly. “Where… where am I…?” He said with a look of pure utter confusion and worry on his face. “Was I streaming..? Did I have a bad stream..?” He asked his beloved. Holly instantly broke down into tears of joy as she wrapped her arms around her favorite compact man, sobbing uncontrollably. Still shocked and confused, Jeremy held her tightly as she cried into his arms. He wasn’t sure what had happened but he finally felt relief. He was free. Finally. Free at last.
What's funny to me is how he establishes at the beginning that a 1 is still "pretty decent" and yet he's absolutely terrified to rank any of the games he plays below a 3
I did the thing he said at 15:30 a couple days ago after beating a Master Rank Lavasioth in Monster Hunter: World for the first time a couple days ago. Thankfully I found my confirmation bias that it sucks.
33:47 Hey, I dunno if anybody's ever mentioned it, but-... You can actually disable Adult Only content on Steam just to be safe. To my knowledge that's basically just the porn games, stuff with nudity and violence like The Witcher 3 are untouched, though I think there are other settings to filter that out as well. Your name in the top right of the Steam client (not the big letters, the small letter, up by the X and Minimize and stuff), Store Preferences, Mature Content, UNCHECK "Adult Only Sexual Content". Then just change window or tab or whatever, it should save automatically. Personally I leave the other three boxes under the Mature Content filtering thing checked.
@@INRamos13 “Listen, this boy is a wizard with technology, you’ve never seen anything like it! Randy didn’t you say your computer was busted? Betcha my son could straighten ‘er right out”
@@squeedles_1943 if you genuinely enjoy learning about computers yes (at least so far). It can be very frustrating especially when you start, and especially especially if you're trying to teach yourself, but theres nothing more rewarding than writing particularly clever code imo.
Had a fucking panic attack when I heard jerma say "oh my god he's behind me" and the noises of the monster chasing him because I got too invested into the video
5:52 "Are all these systems barely functioning?" I work in IT. Yes, yes they are. No one wants to pay to have systems that over-function. So we cram them up until they barely function and keep them running for as long as the energy and rack cost makes sense. All running software that also barely functions. Because it's an absolute myth that any in-house or closed-source software is coded well. Maybe sometimes, usually not though. Games even worse in that aspect because they "don't matter" in the same way real production systems do, so programmers prioritize features over stability even more so. It just becomes easier to restart servers all the time to clear any memory leaks or bad states. Nowadays we have load balancers that make that can make that invisible to users and allow us to bring down only part of the infrastructure for maintenance and then switch things over. But that also costs money people don't want to spend, so many companies still don't practice that.
Can't believe how he guessed, accurately, what server maintenance is like. 'A sneeze away from everything turning off permanently' is a phrase that speaks to me on a spiritual level.
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Jerma has played at least 2,100,000 games so far. What a gamer
2,100,000*
@@therealkepler i always thought i was good at math
@@kaitoguy The edit makes this so much more funny
@@recitationtohear Link to THIS RATIO : Thank DEEZ NUTS later
what about iready mini game
Jerma community has doctors, lawyers, scientists, and other people at the top of their field
and then people who think the petri dishes are pancakes
mhm, its a real shame that second group is so, so, so loud...
@@we-must-live yeah, fuck those lawyers
Agar Jelly is actually pretty tasty all things considered
@@we-must-live you know damn well the first group would do the same thing on purpose
the duality of man
Insane streamer PLAYS 700,000 games STRAIGHT
IN ONE DAY, NO BATHROOM BREAKS
he played them gay homosexual
for the third time
The Bostonian native was reportedly rushed to the emergency room and treated for severe retinal burns after he completed his demo marathon
What he lacks in height he makes up for in both grit and endurance.
I can't believe he really shoved 700,000 objects in there so far.
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PENCILLS
Wait until you find out about the first 2 times!
Free ballfondler
Imagine you were called in to extract a lone survivor from what looks like a massacre. You fly in with your buddies and secure the rooftop to see this bloodsoaked guy kick open the rooftop door and start heading to the chopper. Mission Success! Then he looks at *you* purposely pauses, then blows your head clean off with a shotgun. He then looks around and says "Guys, I thought he was an enemy!" What a Psycho.
Thank God he's not real
52:10 btw
blows his head clean off and then asks what just happened like he didnt commit premeditated murder
aint that just one of the endings to Spec Ops: The Line
Not at this point in the vid yet but I think it's funnier when I know it's coming
Was this the stream where he spent actually like 45 consecutive seconds staring at himself in the camera and screaming, “Why do I ACTUALLY look GOOD?!”
I can't tell if this is a joke. XD That really sounds like something he would do.
11:34
But flip the camera and he FREAKS out
@@endertails8752 Mirror world andy
@@bearman_1826 not a joke
I'm 1/6 throught the video and he's played 1 game demo, very excited to see how he plays the remaining 699,999 games in less than 60 minutes
Why woulmdnt you just say 10 minutes into the video
He would have to play 11,666.6667 games per minute, or 194.444444 games per second
Since Jerma is in fact an entity continuum that is trivial to accomplish. "They" have assimilated millions if not billions of species already.
Jerma's lowest ranking being 'decent' is a perfect match for his most serious punishment being a three day ban.
Unless your name is ballfondler
5:51 Jerma has no idea how correct he is about this. Our modern internet infrastructure is held together by popsicle sticks and gum
Elaborate
@@imsorrydave9000 Uncertainty with what this line of code will do. Your intention as a coder might be A) and is logical in your mind, but when you testrun the program nothing works, as H) happen. Most of a coders time will likely be spend trying to fix a “simple” code problem through online forums (I’d even wager this is the case for “pros”). Like it could work one test run and then not the second run, without you having done any big thing. If you’ve ever coded in your life or just browse r/ProgrammerHumor for 6 minutes, you’ll come across paradoxical statements. There will be a small line of code that looks out of place and is barely understandable, and the accompanying note to explain what that line does is just “don’t edit this”. It’s a simplification. Coders are generally said to be lazy. In coding things are very breakable, as in, things can just stop working because you forgot a ;. All this added together you have a program that could break with one well-intended line of code. Overly simplified.
>Dev environment looks good. I can push out my new feature
>Passes QA testing and all my unit tests look good
>Literally all of the team is working toward our monthly maintenance period. We get one shot a month to make this new feature go live
>Night of the deploy. Wake up at 2:00am for the release
>Somehow, a key personnel in DevOps, used a Personal Access Token on their build pipeline that was tied to their account
>Their resignation date was 2 days before release and, as per policy, their account was disabled.
> This breaks the access token
> This causes the build pipeline to fail, which means the production release is now stalled.
> The failure causes a cascading failure in other builds dependent on the former build
> We have a 99.99% uptime service agreement with our customers... which means we get 52 minutes and 35 seconds of downtime... A YEAR
> I will now be troubleshooting with a global team for the next 4 hours while PMs lose their goddamn minds
Jerma: "FUCKING WoW! Why did they have to unplug the router RIGHT NOWWWWWW "
@@TrueFool188 I hope you made a regular comment with this story too because it deserves to be seen.
@@TrueFool188 cope, seethe, mald
imagine being the Flibbles Dev. getting a 5/5 for the menu sound effects, then he sings You've Got a Friend In Me and moves on
scam
Game looks awful
jerma has to be the singlemost anxious and simultaneously down to earth twitch streamer
his paranoid rants are more soothing than any asmr
Love how pointing their guns down, having gentle blue lights on their face, saying "watch the friendly fire" and "make sure he extracts safely" over the radio and then reassuring him that they are "going to get you out of here" in person isn't enough for Jerma to not stop, look, ask himself if they are hostile and still decide to shoot first with no sign of hostility.
The fact that it wasn't just on sight, but walking up to them, close enough to smell their lunch, and then blasting his head off is what gets me.
the most refined, sophisticated bad gamer of all time
"you'll dream you'll look like this at 36"
this hits hard
As a proof of concept I thought he was 25
I did the math, 700000 demos per week = roughly 1 demo per second, nonstop gaming
I cant tell if this is serious
Jerma is a certified gamer
@@mileshenry3867 they were kidding. it's substantially more than 1 demo per second, 1.1574074074 demos every second
what a GOD of a gamer!
Microscopic Streamer Fights Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria FISTS ONLY on a Cellular Level
can I kiss you? On your lips?
I cant believe this sick individual has the audacity to have opinions
Too many opinions in my opinion
That's just like, your opinion
Opinionated andy.
Hes supposed to be the handsome man, not the thunker!!!
When you're a primarily 2ndjerma viewer, seeing a video and realizing it's from a stream you actually watched live is like finding out they're releasing a movie based on that niche book you like, except that movie is actually good.
If the movie was always released 6 months after the book
@@quincy2376 That's super fast for a movie adaptation tbh
Each video is like *reaching for a library book, finding a container of Ben and Jerry's, eating it and discovering a dead rat at the bottom. Cue laughter and outro. Everybody laughs.* -The Watchmen
No one-guy moment this year can possibly beat Ballfondler.
...But "Why do your sideburns look like pubes" is a strong 2nd place.
I almost got a heart attack seeing that title…
I can’t believe Jerma brought back Demo Disk
do u have some sort of bot set up I see you everytime a new video pops up
Damn you Adam, why couldnt you just keep it in your pants?
No disc snap, no R34, could be better
i can still hear that intro jingle in my head
@@herrenturnen take me back :(
"I really wish you'd put your name on it, I didn't do this"
a meaning of that being "You worked hard on this- let you be the focus of it's accomplishment"
And it's another reason why I have an unbreakable respect for this man. Such a simple statement but very wholesome
Jerma really did resist the succubus. What a gamer.
Jerma and his OBS preview is the modern day equivalent to Narcissus and his mirror
He looked in a river not a mirror
@@BigFatDonkeyDick thanks for the accurate mythology
Chat is Echo, we try to help him but only feed into his madness.
budgie with a little mirror and bell
Crying laughing at the bit with the dude sprinting down the hallway with a clipboard while Jerma just waits for his game to turn back on
It‘s so accurate, too! Server downtime/maintenance window is *pure* stress.
ill never forget i fell asleep during one of these demo streams and then woke up in a daze to him singing You Got a Friend in Me and i seriously thought i was still dreaming
20:33 jerma's genuine shock and fear of the other characters weird face turning to face him is so good
Man, that screen shake rant got me fired up. Not because I care about screen shake (I'm ambivalent towards it) but because I strongly relate to the part where he says that he looks up "[X game] screen shake sucks" just to see if anyone else agrees. I do that constantly with games that have hit markers that can't be disabled because I absolutely despise hit markers, but apparently most people don't care. Just include options to turn off certain features (like the Cult of the Lamb devs did with screen shake). It's so easy to do and the people who do care will be extremely grateful.
Jerma streams are like Seinfeld episodes If Jerry just shot a gun at random times during the show
And if Jerry was actually funny
11:43 Jerma realizes he can look hot if he puts in minimal effort
You too bill grow your hair
Just imagining Jerma sitting in a dark room listening to the angler theme from inscryption. Holly slowly opens the door and steps into the dimly lit room, Jerma’s face only slightly being illuminated by the soft blue glow of his desktop.
“The trapper music… the.. trapper music will never…. Never be played… not on my broadcast….” He’s mumbling over and over to himself.
“Jeremy, sweetie, it’s been 4 days… please.. please come out of there and stop listening to that song, I miss you.. we ALL miss you” Holly pleads.
Jeremy stares into the screen and doesn’t respond.
“Well… can you please at least eat some of this steakum I made you?? You haven’t hardly been eating a thing” she asked as the tears began to well up.
“Not… not on my broadcast…” he replied.
Holly slowly walks over to the computer and sets the tray of food down in his desk next to him and as she gently kissed the side of his head, she could hear the eerie chimes of that damn “Angler theme” coming through the headphones. She brushed her hand through his hair, it hadn’t been combed or washed in what looked like weeks, Jerma didn’t even move or respond. It was as if Holly wasn’t even there. All she could hear was that damn song.. that stupid song that had taken control over him.
Suddenly she became panicked, “JEREMY PLEASE, PLEASE JEREMY COME BACK PLEASE WAKE UP. I NEED YOU WE ALL NEED YOU”
No response. She began to silently cry even harder and she turned her head to the screen.
“Inscryption OST - The Angler 24hr extended version” is what it read and the same video was cued several times in a playlist.
Holly became desperately enraged, set off into an absolute state of panic, fear and anger she grabbed Jeremy’s cat boy headset and ripped it off his head as quickly as she could. Jeremy reeled back in his chair, his head shot back and he looked up to the ceiling, his mouth agape as he screeched as loudly as he could, it was louder than any sound any human had ever made before. He began to lean back in his chair whilst still screaming until he fell back onto the floor. Holly kneeled over next to him and began smacking his face repeatedly, “Snap out of it!” She pleaded. “Snap out of it right now, Jeremy! Please!” He had just began to violently shake and convulse on the floor when finally.. he stopped….
Jeremy laid motionless on the floor.. his eyes widened and mouth agape.. he stared at the ceiling.
“Jeremy…?” Holly quietly whispered.
“…Jeremy.. are.. are you back..?”
In one sharp deep inhalation it was as if all life had been returned to our favorite streamer at that moment, in an instant he shot up sitting upright and turned to face Holly.
“Where… where am I…?” He said with a look of pure utter confusion and worry on his face.
“Was I streaming..? Did I have a bad stream..?” He asked his beloved.
Holly instantly broke down into tears of joy as she wrapped her arms around her favorite compact man, sobbing uncontrollably.
Still shocked and confused, Jeremy held her tightly as she cried into his arms. He wasn’t sure what had happened but he finally felt relief.
He was free.
Finally.
Free at last.
i crie d
+3
holy cinema
Jex fest is the most invested I've been in Valve since the Steam Deck.
Jesse we need to watch jerma
*Steam Upper-Decker
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@@mannmctrash +2
Then that's a net-zero and I'm back on top.
i cant believe he just vibes to the angler song. jerma exists in a horror game. absolute psycho
it’s such a good soundtrack though
Nobody said he “vibes” to it. He just likes it
i do the same thing…
What's funny to me is how he establishes at the beginning that a 1 is still "pretty decent" and yet he's absolutely terrified to rank any of the games he plays below a 3
Sort of reminds me of that incident back in the 90's where 700,000 lives were lost, if only Jerma would've used his powers for good instead of evil
Jerma just needs mental help 😔
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@@USBmi 🗿
@@USBmi you have a fucking danganropa pfp
Never thought I'd see Jerma reprise his role as the "you got a friend in me" guy after like 2 decades. Enough to make a grown man cry.
Did he just zurk at 0:20? Gross!
This Jerma guy really likes video games!
I hope everyone who liked this comment assumed that it was just ironic humor
i love how he was so humble that he played 6,000,000 game, instead of 700,000
jermas game rating is the very definition of Star's "Jackie Chan is an 8" video
This is the best we can get to a new season of Funhaus' Demo Disk.
What a niche yet accurate pull
Imagine being treated with JERMA BACTERIA
In medieval times Jerma would be the Jewel Wizard with a bathrobe.
And the Diablo 2 Paladin Scepter?
@@myawsomebox Exactly! It's almost like you read my mind.
Jerma whips a game dev off bed at 1am so they can maintain the servers to a game he'll get bored with in 12 minutes of playing, EVERY WEEK
I did the thing he said at 15:30 a couple days ago after beating a Master Rank Lavasioth in Monster Hunter: World for the first time a couple days ago. Thankfully I found my confirmation bias that it sucks.
lavasioth sucks so bad that you're getting Active Confirmation Bias from me right now
33:47 Hey, I dunno if anybody's ever mentioned it, but-... You can actually disable Adult Only content on Steam just to be safe. To my knowledge that's basically just the porn games, stuff with nudity and violence like The Witcher 3 are untouched, though I think there are other settings to filter that out as well.
Your name in the top right of the Steam client (not the big letters, the small letter, up by the X and Minimize and stuff), Store Preferences, Mature Content, UNCHECK "Adult Only Sexual Content". Then just change window or tab or whatever, it should save automatically. Personally I leave the other three boxes under the Mature Content filtering thing checked.
I like how Jermas right eye sank like 1 cm under his left one right here 50:18
this egomaniac really just stared into the camera talking about how good he looks for 2 minutes straight
That virus that kills antibiotic resistant bacteria is definitely a microbiology lab by MAYBE a college student lmao, but I love jerma’s enthusiasm
He's like your dad when you fix his laptop's WiFi and he talks you up with others as if you were a NASA engineer.
@@INRamos13 “Listen, this boy is a wizard with technology, you’ve never seen anything like it! Randy didn’t you say your computer was busted? Betcha my son could straighten ‘er right out”
700,000 Screen Shake Experiences
The reason so many scientists watch him is because he’s actually a lab experiment gone rouge
0:20 Jerma's mask starts to slip
the 700,000 screenshakes of jerma
0/10 no frog related games to reward a 3rd grade child with
49:45 this whole sequence ending with the guy blowing up was so funny. I legit spit my protein shake everywhere
Yea lmao
38:40 "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot; it is a silly place."
I am the one who knocks
Walter
put your bic away walter
I’ve been playing the anger foot demo on and off for the past two weeks,it is so fun.
13:01 Jerma is literally Narcissus.
the sequel to 700,000 games we all needed
Do we have a peer reviewed paper link for the jerma antimicrobial resistance research?
im a CS major and hearing him talk about tech is simultaneously infuriating and hilarious
and what has Counter Strike to do with any of this
As someone who wants to be a CS major, is the grass greener on the other side
As a CS graduate I’d prefer it over listening to other CS people
@@squeedles_1943 if you genuinely enjoy learning about computers yes (at least so far). It can be very frustrating especially when you start, and especially especially if you're trying to teach yourself, but theres nothing more rewarding than writing particularly clever code imo.
@@B_dev thank you for your time man 🙏
i think jerma's unstable isotope jerma-984 appeared at least once during the stream
I’m convinced chat isn’t even real at this point. Jermas just talking to voices
Jerma literally plays the Angler theme song to himself, how much confirmation do we need that this man is no joke a psycho?
0:20 he entered goblin mode for a sec
"I swear to god, this is like a doctor-scientist"
They're creating more Jerma clones!
this was my first jerma stream :) the point of no return
god I love jerma. I just got dumped and this man is still making me laugh :')
Chin up king, stars can't shine without a little darkness
@@JazzXO ok Ster
same here man, jerma's a real treasure :')
Jerma could pass as 17 year old. I can’t believe he’s 36
Had a fucking panic attack when I heard jerma say "oh my god he's behind me" and the noises of the monster chasing him because I got too invested into the video
PSYCHO STREAMER locks himself in bedroom & plays MILLIONS OF GAMES, fingers turn green from HOW HARD he gamed
5:35 BTW, that's excatly what happens in datacenters. :,D
Did he just threaten to scalp all game devs??? RUclips how is this allowed?
I can't believe we got the sequel to "700,000 Games."
Anyone else have tummy issues when coming into contact with the latest Jerma update?
jerma talking about that dude in the beginning gave me uncle bragging about his nephew vibes
the jerma985 community can start a society and actively sustain it
Quick question: Does Jerma cease to exist when he’s not streaming, or does he just put himself into sleep mode?
he plays tf2
Hibernation until the next stream cycle
He is literally AI generated
5:52 "Are all these systems barely functioning?"
I work in IT. Yes, yes they are. No one wants to pay to have systems that over-function. So we cram them up until they barely function and keep them running for as long as the energy and rack cost makes sense. All running software that also barely functions. Because it's an absolute myth that any in-house or closed-source software is coded well. Maybe sometimes, usually not though. Games even worse in that aspect because they "don't matter" in the same way real production systems do, so programmers prioritize features over stability even more so. It just becomes easier to restart servers all the time to clear any memory leaks or bad states.
Nowadays we have load balancers that make that can make that invisible to users and allow us to bring down only part of the infrastructure for maintenance and then switch things over. But that also costs money people don't want to spend, so many companies still don't practice that.
INSANE streamer STARES at himself for HOURS, compares himself to a SURGEON
watching uncle grandpa play the turtle game live was very very fun :-)
uncle grandpa
700,000 MORE games? Unreal. Just like Jerma.
as an elecrician, yeah, most shit is on the brink of shutting down at any time.
"no one will ever ever love you" made me cry laughing when i watched it live
the angler never stuck out to me. the ones that stuck out to me were lonely wizard dancing and golly's theme
Games that have ANY options that you can't turn off are frustrating, especially if that's the only thing you dislike about the game.
52:10 “watch your friendly fire!” *immediately blasts a friendly*
ive been wanting to transition ftm for years so yeah jerm, im still dreaming of one day looking like that at 36. exactly like that
I thought I was the only one who saw Jerma and my gender evaporated
Can you believe that this ABSOLUTE GAMER played and JEXxed EVERY game in the existence? Truly one of the gamers in the world.
The trilogy we’ve all been waiting for!
these videos always mark the start of a new era of gaming, the upcoming 700000 games better be as good as these ones
Can't believe how he guessed, accurately, what server maintenance is like. 'A sneeze away from everything turning off permanently' is a phrase that speaks to me on a spiritual level.
it actually hurts to look at the screenshake at 1 am
Finally, the 700,000 Games Trilogy is complete
Jerma should really invest in a credit card with a tap function
There is actually no need to perform server maintenance, they created a fix so it never needs to be maintained but Big Gamer suppresses it
That cut at 7:53 made me crack up summin fierce
I, for one, want the office workers to come in at 2am for server maintenance
0:20 Almost let the Demons out
jerma's alien came out at 0:19