Who Wants to Look Like a Moron?
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Local contestant has yet another existential crisis over game shows.
Originally streamed/recorded on May 29th, 2022.
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16:29 Jerma wouldn't be the brains or the muscle, he'd be the guy who says "Yeah boss" every time the boss insults someone
he'd be the hair
Hes the thug in batman games that yells "ITS DA BAT!" .2 seconds before being knocked out by the bat
@@WiresDawson Bald andy
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Yeah, suck him off boss!
You just know Jerma heard someone say "Columbus didn't actually discover America" and rather than interpreting that fact correctly he took it to the extreme of "Columbus never actually existed at all"
you have no idea just how much this comment has plagued my brain since i saw it a month ago. this is the funniest shit ive ever read
Dude you got him down to a T
I can guarantee that jerma didn't believe his parents when they told him that Santa wasn't real
@@mythcat1273 he was like "but how would you know that"
At least he didn't start doubting the mere existence of the Americas
nothing will ever convince me more that jerma is an otherworldly being than him being unable to tell if "wooden" is spelled like "woodan" or "woodin"
And then typing it in as "wooden" and then saying "wooden"
@@lockerbuddy2039 Soft reboot kicked in
Straight up malfunctioning android moment
That can't be real
boston pub ed
This man has mentioned that he could dodge an axe so many times, I wouldn't be surprised if he suddenly had like an orc cosplayer swing a foam axe at him during one of his streams.
he said on the botw stream that hes gonna do it
He convinced himself to do an IRL Dark Souls stream by telling himself he could roll out of the way of people swinging axes at him
real axe
@@__-be1gk Irl dark souls would be awesome, and he could totally do it. Some swordsman training, bunch of funny cosplay people. Sounds awesome
“Hey Paul-“
*swings axe*
“Tre getting a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid bastard!”
Jerma may not know anything about literature, or geography, or language, or history, or science, or anything for that matter, and that’s the end of the sentence
But he can sing tho!
The only thing he DOES know how to do is put a deepfake on when he does a facecam to hide his clown makeup and suit
No, the sentence is 25 years and it ends when Jerma spends that much time in prison
nah its ok cus he's the funniest man to ever live and it's not close
But he DOES know how to kill people in a professional way
It's a good thing streaming worked out for Jeremy, that's all I'm gonna say.
bundy985
court jester 985
if that didn't worked I'm sure he would have become a good butcher
actual imbecile streamer
@@ujjwal1800 serial killer doesn't pay well
The idea of Jerma going on Family Feud, completely by himself, and losing so badly is so fucking funny.
He’s not dumb, he just didn’t want to be a millionaire.
this entire stream was just jerma becoming more and more panicked at the realization that he is truly, woefully ignorant.
"I'm gonna watch that movie just to see what y'all are talking about"
He really is the perfect consumer
jerma does not question, he merely consumes product
5:51 "What do I gain from lying about being a substitute teacher?" says the guy who lied about being a waiter
wait, he wasn't?
@@d0pesmoker i think the lie was that he said it in the present tense, during some stream in like 2022
Literally the first question wants a C word. "Quality" he says.
Later that game, he loses and thinks "1066 is like 5000 years ago".
My favorite part of Terminator is when the T1000 says "I shall return"
I patiently await the axe dodging stream
Bro, he's done it on like four separate streams. That's how quick he is, you must have missed it
He did hint at a Dark Souls irl stream 👀
We already got the cigarette smoking stream so surely that is coming soon
He's going to shove an entire axe..
Technically chat could still cheat in emote only by posting the corresponding corner of JermaJup to the correct answer.
^ only jerma viewer with a three digit iq
Do you honestly think Jerma would figure that out? Have you SEEN him in the lost woods??????
They just did the NAY NAY YEA NAY thing. If the answer was C, in that example
Game show game streams are some of my favorites
Game shows themselves are inherently engaging because of the whole 'play-along' aspect, but throwing an enjoyable personality into the mix really elevates it
It makes for really good background noise
"Where is Normandy" has such I've been trying this to give kid the right answer to his homework for 2 hours vibes
"It's the end for you."
Trapdoor opens below the contestant and they are never seen again
Jerma isn't the muscle he's the comic relief
That can dodge an axe if needed to.
@@iumasz6088 the comic relief always avoid injuries in wacky ways
@@zakaryrichmond396 Exactly, he is gonna have wacky cartoon sound effects accompanying them also.
He's gonna get you for saying that.
He’s not the brains either
Jerma: You should go to school and do your homework and learn stuff in class, school is really important we need to pay teachers more for their hard work.
Also Jerma: I don't remember anything I learned in school, it's all irrelevant to my life, I spent most of my time goofing off anyways!
Do as he says, not as he does lest you end up a jester like him
@@johnadams9514 nah drop out like apple guy or jerma they're all rich anyway
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 yeah but do you really want to be like jerma
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 setting up for failure i see
@@pineconesnowstorm people think they are the one out of a thousand who doesn’t end up as a methhead but becomes successful/famous.
The Behind the Scenes Footage part always cracks me up
Behind the scenes zootage
that and how sure he was that it said 'betting the giggles'
I realized it was "footage" at about the same time that Jerma did. Sometimes these words just escape you.
and then he finally starts putting every letter in front of “_oo_a_e”, starts with o and goes AWAY from f
watching the "betting the giggles" moment hurts so much because he wouldve laughed is ass off if he actually saw the first G
I like how manga gets its own category lmao
I’ve got a vision in my head of some authoritative-sounding voice actor in the booth reading out all the trivia questions the one weeb dev came up with, and taking the time to pronounce all the names correctly, but still in a way that (despite his best efforts) completely betrays the fact that he’s never encountered a single one of them before today
@@Champiness "Which hero has a dream of becoming hoe-cage of his village? A. Nah-rutto B. Sah-sue-key C. Eye-chig-oh or D. Loofy"
“Alright Mr. Elbertson, for the million dollar question. What is the capital of Nevada?”
Jerma’s editors must be getting 30% less food tossed into their respective dungeons to motivate them to keep pushing these videos out
From what I've heard jerma is revolutionary at motivating his editors. Contrary to the norm he goes with the "stick" rather than the "carrot", sometimes literaly.
Jerma is the guy game shows have on so they have to give out minimal prize money
Just imagining Jerma's planet gives me chills. Good thing he's just an AI.
He may be artificial but calling him intelligent is a stretch…
Thank God he's not Mormon...
@瑞安卡特里尔 i've actually seen a lot of people make that kind of joke
@瑞安卡特里尔 you must be fun at parties
@瑞安卡特里尔 it's not a joke??
I almost cried blood when that guy said “its feudin’ time” and then jerma turned into a vampire
"In sixteen hundred and something something, Columbus was a made up guy?" almost gave me a heart attack from laughing too hard
Well, in a way, since Christopher Columbus isn't even his real name. And that he being from Genoa seems to be a lot of speculation from historians that they just generally agree on.
it's kind of fascinating. he's trying to figure out when pilgrims came to america by reciting a mnemonic about columbus. and also he doesn't remember the year in the mnemonic.
I was screaming at my monitor when he couldn't get "behind the scenes footage"
Jerma's ability to deduct once again fails against all odds.
To be Fair if a Diablo 2 items questions came up he would be able to answer with 100% accuracy.
Jerma should pay a man to randomly enter his stream and try to "murder" him with an axe to prove his superhuman dodging ability. Dude could just sneak in when jerma wasnt expecting it.
I think we all know the answer to that question, Andy.
Untruthful Andy
Jerma on his way to be invited to MIT to open up his very own axe dodging study because although he knows f@#!all about maths, science, history, geography, arts and literature; there's a scientifically impossible, 0% chance that he will ever even be hit by an axe swing
I can’t believe I never noticed Jerma was on Looney Tunes. He’s as bright and young as Betty White!
Jerma completey understood Magelin was a name but completely disassociates when he reads Cook
He was probably a very good substitute teacher
Jerma being in the case is funny because it either means he's one of the prizes OR the other cases have different Jermas in them
imagine if who wants to be a millionaire was actually like this, where the moment you get a wrong answer the host just straightens out his tie and just goes home and the audience leaves in droves
there's no fanfare or closing segment it's just over
11:00 I can't wait until 50 years time when some future streamer is like "Why do we make teachers make noises like 'DEEDEEDIDIDIDIDIDIDIEEWWEESUDIIDI', they don't do that"
For the record, yes, he would get lost in a Lowe’s as well
this may be the highest level of onstream copium Jerma has ever reached
Grow up.
@@largelump3613 glow up
60 year old GENIUS stuns audience
Who wants to be a millionaire is probably my favorite game jerma plays
Every Jerma gameshow stream is unimaginably based.
Jerma’s comment about Game Show Casino Machines reminded me of when I lost $150 to “Press Your Luck” slots. I wish I was joking.
I love this goofy himbo
18:06 I was walking when he got to this question in the video and by the time it was over I was on floor. I kind of just crumpled up in shock and horror.
Jerma getting mad at the MacArthur quote as if the question itself is wrong is the most hilariously infuriating thing, especially since he insists that its a movie quote despite only 1 choice being an actor
Man who moved to Vegas with a gambling addiction does not know how many cards of a suit are in a standard deck of 52
Holy shit, my tummy is hurting
I'm sorry your tummy hurts 🥺
Do u want medicine 💊
Jerma is like the Conan of twitch. People aren’t really going to appreciate how great he is in the medium until he stops doing it
Redditor loves his late night talk shows
@@SG-bp4lg but sometimes Jerma just straight up kills his guests live so not really a fan of that
17:20 James Cook named the islands after the 4th Earl of Sandwich, who himself is claimed to have invented the sandwich.
They made an entire videogame based on Millionaire and somehow didn't notice that the dollar sign goes in front of the number and I'm fucking furious about it.
I didn't even notice that. Now I'm furious too.
It's a French published game made by Belgian developers based on a British TV show, it makes sense some wires got crossed. When you hear "million dollars", it makes sense that someone in Europe would think the dollar sign goes after, considering the logic and the format of the euro symbol usually goes after too. I asked the internet a few years ago if the dollar symbol came before or after and got a few conflicting answers too. Weird that they didn't have any quality control though, I'm sure a native USA would've noticed that quickly. Also, the USA Millionaire logo isn't as nice, it's a shame. The UK Millionaire logo looks like confetti.
Jermas continued and increasing insistance that no one else could possibly know something he doesn't know is fasinating.
Jerma trying to convince me he's the muscle when he's clearly the useless bard is too much
25:40 Jerma struggles to spell "wooden"
I'm not sure what planet Jerma's from, but I'm glad I'm from this one
Cant believe Jerma is turning 80 this year time flies
“Put Your Camera Over Your Case” had better make Best One Guy 2022, such a funny CLASSIC bit, it always makes me L.O.L.! (Laughing Out Loud)
who wants to be a millionaire is one of my favorite streams
I can't believe Jeremy Harrington, known serial killer and the main suspect for the 1985 omega murders, is playing video game versions of famous game shows on Twitch
Psycho
18:45 THERE ARENT FRAMES IN REAL LIFE JER,A, SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THIS MAN TO A SCHOOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
spoken like someone who cant dodge an axe
It's stunning how many metaphors Jerma makes in which he is clearly the brain surgeon character
This is, by far, the most frustrating thing I've ever watched.
2:27 I was watching the answers get revealed one by one and the cut to the next clip confused my brain wildly for a second
dork's gameshows anthology: man of woodan
Jerma is so wrong about the abdicate shit and it just speaks volumes.
PEOPLE KNOW BIG WORDS, NOT BECAUSE THEY MEMORISE THEM, BUT BECAUSE THEY READ!
okay either he’s doing a really elaborate bit or he’s actually borderline illiterate
Andy is so intelligent his iQ is double digit!
Here's a question. Why were Jerma's first 3 answers to "What's something you buy that you hope you never use?"
1. Toothbrush
2. Coffin
3. Gun
Why's Jerma so suspicious in every single video?
this vod is so hype makes me want to retile the roof
It's funny how hard these questions are because the clips I've seen are people losing to questions like "who is the main character in super mario"
Jerma playing game shows really hurts his "I'm smart, I'm human" propaganda
Im going to the club, gonna Re-tile the roof
Did he really ask if it’s woodan or wooden?
The strangest part about this stream was Jerma saying he’s about to be 41. Like come on man, we all know you don’t actually age and just shed your skin like a lizard
He's getting based confused with reddit moment
23:50 jerma catching himself about to say "real footage" and being too embarassed
38:30 the fact that the 9/11 joke flew over jerma's head
9:06 this version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire that Jerma describes is actually a game show in Poland. Contestants bet a million złoty on various answers to questions, like 500k on A and 500k on B. Whatever money was put on wrong answers is, obviously, lost, and they carry through with the rest to the next round.
holy fuck my mind started to meld into jerma's with those questions
4:45 this guy actually thinks that his viewers are older than 20
When you don't know where Normandy is lmao
sometimes it hurts to watch him do this stuff
Pirates wouldn't take their date to Applebee's, they'd go to ARRby's.
i cant believe jerma thought a king giving up his throne was a ghost oh my god
Jerma like Stalin killing off all those with huge brains, Jerma also the type of guy that sticks pencils up both his nose and his ears.
Got to say tho can't believe he got it all the way up there!
Every time he plays this game it devolves into him yelling at chat about his intelligence
jerma asking why putting his camera on his case is funny and then immediately making it funny is in character for such a hooligan
Guy whose main job is to be funny asking why they put funny sleeping sounds in cartoons and comedies
i cant believe jeremy is a mimir
JERMA TURNED 41??? HE'S THAT OLD??? I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE 37
yeah he's old lol. his skincare routine is top notch.
@@jimmybean420 HE'S 43???????????
@@Alex-mu8ud very nice of the virgins in chat to "donate" their blood for his skincare routine.
No, he's lying. He's actually 67
@@badgergaucho99 But only in Jerma years, though
i thought the title said “who wants to look like a MORMON” and didn’t question it for even a second
It is not
@@ThePaperKhan i am aware
He LIED about being a substitute teacher. Makes me sick to my stomach.
Actually learning that Jerma is this dumb is heart breaking.
Yeah it’s like are we laughing with him or at him at this point :(
“I am the only family” - Jeremy Elbertson
25:36 Are you okay?
the fact that another person realises the looney toons show exists gives me life
I'm absolutely being honest when I say I no longer know if he's pretending
34:32 I hope I'm not the only one that immediately thought of Soldier in the TF2 comics the moment the bot gave its answer.