@@maryfreegirl2029 I was there. I tried to scream but all I could let out were general twitch emotes. It was pure horror, and this deranged streamer let it happen.
the Perspective Taking test... A social experiment done in 5 year old children , to test if they realize other people perceive situations and concepts from an alternative point of view. Jerma is 5 comfirmed.
He never progressed to the step in development where you realize other people are separate and capable of different things than you. So pretty normal for a Bostonian.
@@ScarfKat ironically if you were to see jerma beat dark souls by literally fat rolling the entire play through youd realize he's not smart because of how he beat dark souls
He does this everytime. It's like his brain refuses to recognize the pattern of the correct spelling and whenever he encounters the same problem, his brain panics
"betting the googoo" might be the funniest thing jerma has ever said. how do you fuck up reading so bad you interpret getting the giggles as betting the googoo
He’s genuinely spitting facts about how intelligence is subjective and how memory doesn’t equal smarts but he says it in such a manic way that it feels like he’s coping for being braindead even though he’s literally right and I agree with him.
jerma's gauge of whether something is famous is just "have I heard of it" and if the answer is "yes" it's equally famous to everything else he's heard of
To be honest, that’s kinda how I think of it. If I know something exists, surely everybody else must. If I have never heard of something or someone, they must not be that famous. A childish way of thinking, but I am an idiot, so…
What I learned about Jerma through this stream: -didn’t know adventure time was a kids show -thought Christopher Columbus was a made up person -thought a medley was just a really long song
And who can forget Arnold Schwarzenegger's iconic catchphrase, "I shall return."? Fun fact, Douglas MacArthur said a similar thing when he was forced off of an island somewhere or something. He looked Hirohito right in his face while wearing cool sunglasses and said, "I'll be back." In an Austrian accent. Then he ran him over with a car.
I've never thought of my ancestors screaming at me from the afterlife giving me the answer to something I'm being stupid on but now I can't stop thinking about it.
Not really, I’m sure a lot of people draw correlation between two thing based on the same starting letter. It’s an easy assumption to make when you have absolutely no idea.
@@escapefromtibet2530 Could of been worst he could of bust your mouth open with a baseball bat after he broke down after not being a Beaf Cake anymore.
The absolute shock to his system when he learns MacArthur's famous "I shall return" in response to the Pacific Theater of WWII wasn't the same as Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "I'll be back" in the classic 1984 film "The Terminator" was an eye-opening experience for me
Tbf, only English people even know that it’s a unit of measurement in the first place. For all the crap the American measuring system gets, let’s not forget there are equally stupid measurements in other nations too.
Oh, I understood he meant a literal stone, I just thought with the hand movements and in the context of the measurement pounds and stones, his comment was really funny.
32:46 gambling ADDICT did not, can not and will NEVER guess the answer has nothing to do with Betting even though the G for getting has been given. Like a DEMENTED roulette his mind spins around only one thing. ABSOLUTELY HOOKED ON GAMBLING
24:00 when he said windfall is not goodluck i had ABSOLUTE certainty it meant good luck because jerma has the power to change the universe for comedic purposes
"why would you know that? No one fucking knows that" - for a man who flaunts about having been to college and being old enough to be out of school longer than many of his viewers have been alive, he sure does hate learning about things.
Wasn't that literally his point in saying how long he's been out of school? That's basically his reason for not retaining anything necessary to his survival
I can forgive not knowing some of Filipino history, or confusing aberration and abdication, or comparing himself to a brain surgeon, or thinking that Columbus was fake and discovered America in the 1600s. But his lack of faith in Sam the Eagle is too far.
The Aberration thing is NOT excusable. It's a creature type in WoW which he's played for decades. And his favorite game is Bloodborne (if it isn't Elden Ring now)
Ironically, I have a sleeping sound weirder than anything Jerma parodied. My brothers described it as horror movie teeth clacking. I tried to reproduce it when I'm awake but I really can't do it. They wake me up now because I legitimately freak everyone out because it sounds like I'm eating bones.
Tooth grinding (Bruxism)?It’s a pretty common sleeping problem, you probably clench your jaw throughout the day or just have pent up tension there in general. I’d look into tooth grinding though because it can cause some pretty serious dental (expensive and painful) issues down the line. Here’s a vid on it: ruclips.net/video/EiqFnzRSj2A/видео.html Here’s a vid on what it might sound like? ruclips.net/video/2_-cyuTjjUo/видео.html And…Here’s a vid on what to do about it: ruclips.net/video/RYDCqUWNvhU/видео.html Hope this helped dude :D
@@ralek592 my dad grinds his teeth in his sleep and needed a bunch of work done by the time he was 50 as a result... maybe you should wear a retainer or smth idk im not a dentist but its worth protecting them (god bless u and ur teeth ongoing btw)
39:44 I think I finally understand this wack ass answer. “Why couldn’t the pirate boy watch the movie? It was rated RRRR” “What would a pirate bring to a date? A cARR”
Is it woodan or wooden? Is it woodan or wooden? Wooden or woodan? Wooden or woodan? Woodan or wooden? Wooden? Woodan? It's woodan? Wooden? Wooden! Is it woodan or wooden? Which one is it I think it's wooden. Wooden? Is it a wooden salad bowl? Yup.
36:40 When he picked sword, I started doing that chest laugh where you laugh so hard you don't make any noise, you're kind of choking on your own lack of voice. Jesus fucking christ, I still have tears streaming down my face. It's just so fucking dumb, but it's exactly something Jerma would pick.
i like how whenever he asked the audience in who wants to be a millionaire and he got it wrong he went "see nobody knows this" like if the videogame's audience were real people
jerma is a great teacher, he taught us to believe in ourselves even if we don't know anything about fucking anything apparently. that said 27:50 goes in all time cutest jerma moments for sure
It was nice to see him be justifiably dumbfounded by not getting correct answers for the family feud pirate question after the marathon of mental pain that was who wants to be a millionaire and wheel of fortune
This is the most infuriating shit I've ever seen. I can't even imagine what it must've been like watching this live. I would've had an aneurism. Jerma and I are both from New England. I can confirm that this video is not the result of the schooling there.
Ill be honest I didn't know a ton of these questions and I am sure a majority of his viewers are as bad as trivia as him, maybe just like slightly better. Trivia has nothing to do with intelligence trivia is a literal skill you have to build.
We screamed for Jerma to stop playing Who Wants to be a Millionaire, but we had no mouths. Only emotes.
That sounds terrifying, I'm sorry you had to experience that 😔
No mind to think
No will to break
No voice to cry suffering
I have no Pog and I must Champ
@@Swinsl I sit here and scream at the man from the west, but alas, all I could produce was but a single BatChest.
@@maryfreegirl2029 I was there. I tried to scream but all I could let out were general twitch emotes. It was pure horror, and this deranged streamer let it happen.
His insistence that no one in the world could possibly know something that he doesn’t is hilarious. It’s like toddler logic
the Perspective Taking test...
A social experiment done in 5 year old children , to test if they realize other people perceive situations and concepts from an alternative point of view.
Jerma is 5 comfirmed.
It's literally how gorillas think
W-what?! N-no you DONT know that there's NO WAY you know that.
He never progressed to the step in development where you realize other people are separate and capable of different things than you.
So pretty normal for a Bostonian.
@@Etherman7 He doesn't know 'wooden' is not spelled "woo'n"
He's still so obsessed about being able to dodge an axe being a sign of intelligence as if it's something everyone faces on a daily basis
its probably bc he kills people w an axe and thinks its a much more common phenomenon than it actually is
I wonder how many times he's had to dodge a fucking axe swooping down on him for him to be so confident that he could dodge it too
it's literally the "ok but i'm smart cause i beat dark souls" card. LOL
@@ScarfKat ironically if you were to see jerma beat dark souls by literally fat rolling the entire play through youd realize he's not smart because of how he beat dark souls
just swing at him slowly. slow attacks and feints easily trip him up.
Him loudly debating to himself between wooden or 'woodan' in utter panic as if he were in a saw trap is mesmerising
I thought he meant woodin
He was worried about the impending GYAS
“Make your choice.”
He does this everytime. It's like his brain refuses to recognize the pattern of the correct spelling and whenever he encounters the same problem, his brain panics
my jaw actually dropped
"betting the googoo" might be the funniest thing jerma has ever said. how do you fuck up reading so bad you interpret getting the giggles as betting the googoo
32:39 for anyone wondering
He was so dead-set on the word being "betting" that he kept thinking it was even after it was shown that it wasn't
infant-toddler level communication
"I shall return"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Harken to the helicopter.
He’s genuinely spitting facts about how intelligence is subjective and how memory doesn’t equal smarts but he says it in such a manic way that it feels like he’s coping for being braindead even though he’s literally right and I agree with him.
jerma's gauge of whether something is famous is just "have I heard of it" and if the answer is "yes" it's equally famous to everything else he's heard of
What a PSYCHOPATHIC EGOMANIAC.
actual toddler
To be honest, that’s kinda how I think of it. If I know something exists, surely everybody else must. If I have never heard of something or someone, they must not be that famous. A childish way of thinking, but I am an idiot, so…
in all fairness he doesn’t know many other real people
What I learned about Jerma through this stream:
-didn’t know adventure time was a kids show
-thought Christopher Columbus was a made up person
-thought a medley was just a really long song
How could he not know Adventure Time is a kids show. He played Multiversus like 2 days prior to this stream and Finn and Jake are in that game
@@AnOrrangeShirt tbf Arya stark is in that game too
Christopher Columbus
Chris lumbus
ris bus
sus
And who can forget Arnold Schwarzenegger's iconic catchphrase, "I shall return."?
Fun fact, Douglas MacArthur said a similar thing when he was forced off of an island somewhere or something. He looked Hirohito right in his face while wearing cool sunglasses and said, "I'll be back." In an Austrian accent. Then he ran him over with a car.
I wish Cristoforo Colombo was a made up character
29:08 watching this live was the closest I got to knowing how a ghost trying to communicate with their family member feels
SO TRUE 😭 it was so frustrating lmaoo
for the first time I actually thought he was pretending
@@lucass3485 I think having that moment is when you’re finally a true Jerma viewer. You go from “haha silly funny man” to “how does this man exist”
I've never thought of my ancestors screaming at me from the afterlife giving me the answer to something I'm being stupid on but now I can't stop thinking about it.
I WAS ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH AS HOM 😭😭😭 I WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF IT 😭😭😭
“Name something you buy that you hope you never have to use”. “A TOOTH BRUSH”!
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Good answer! Good answer!
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i was thinking like first aid kit
Jerma saying pointillism is named after picssso because they both start with P is so transcendentally dumb its surreal
Ah, topical jokes.
We love our idiot streamer though
Not really, I’m sure a lot of people draw correlation between two thing based on the same starting letter. It’s an easy assumption to make when you have absolutely no idea.
I was yelling at the screen during who wants to be a millionaire but was speechless when he didn’t know how to spell wooden
Jerma: "We need to make science and education more fun and cool!"
Also Jerma: "Anyone who knows what beta or vulgar mean are nerds"
Jerma was a jock.
@@DrHeinzy true, he used to bully me and stuff me in lockers
@@escapefromtibet2530 Could of been worst he could of bust your mouth open with a baseball bat after he broke down after not being a Beaf Cake anymore.
*are no life nerds, who have never gotten pussy before in their entire lives.
@@DrHeinzy Young Jerma looked like the stereotypical jock in every live action disney movie, so I believe it.
“where’s normandy, jerma?” absolutely destroyed me
I can’t believe he called him “the cook” and didn’t realize that is Captain Cook’s name
i thought it was because he had a cook for a hand
One of my favorite recurring Jerma bits is when a game has a timer and somehow he NEVER sees it.
The absolute shock to his system when he learns MacArthur's famous "I shall return" in response to the Pacific Theater of WWII wasn't the same as Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "I'll be back" in the classic 1984 film "The Terminator" was an eye-opening experience for me
I'm gonna say it:
NA Education
Makes sense to be honest
Idk, this man has shown that his sense of logic is fairly low when it comes to being on stream. So it kinda makes sense
@@jaskapenttila7644 what does the education system have to do with quotes from movies
@@ProfVibes it means that NA Education is based on Hollywood
"A stone is maybe one pound" is a real thing he just said.
Yea there are stones that small
He meant like an actual literal stone
Tbf, only English people even know that it’s a unit of measurement in the first place. For all the crap the American measuring system gets, let’s not forget there are equally stupid measurements in other nations too.
Oh, I understood he meant a literal stone, I just thought with the hand movements and in the context of the measurement pounds and stones, his comment was really funny.
Jerma is talking about, like, a rock. He’s trying to determine the weight of a literal stone that he could find in his backyard.
Jerma panicking over how to spell Wooden was a thing of beauty.
32:46 gambling ADDICT did not, can not and will NEVER guess the answer has nothing to do with Betting even though the G for getting has been given.
Like a DEMENTED roulette his mind spins around only one thing. ABSOLUTELY HOOKED ON GAMBLING
24:00 when he said windfall is not goodluck i had ABSOLUTE certainty it meant good luck because jerma has the power to change the universe for comedic purposes
"why would I lie about that?" -man who lies for fun
I watched this on my phone and was accidentally holding it upside down and just assumed for like 6 minutes that it was just a weird bit from jerma
we’re so used to wacky weird bits from jerma that our brains automatically assume the littlest of mistakes we don’t notice are a bit jerma is doing
Good one
Hearing Holly lose it in the background of his streams now is so wholesome
"why would you know that? No one fucking knows that" - for a man who flaunts about having been to college and being old enough to be out of school longer than many of his viewers have been alive, he sure does hate learning about things.
That's just what being a Boomer is. Owning a House and doing the shit he does.
Wasn't that literally his point in saying how long he's been out of school?
That's basically his reason for not retaining anything necessary to his survival
46:22 There needs to be a compilation of Jerma unable to comprehend timers in video games.
I mean to be fair that was a really ugly countdown timer
yeah how tf are you supposed to see that
It would decades long
His intelligence is unparalleled to any man on earth
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The most smartest man
I can forgive not knowing some of Filipino history, or confusing aberration and abdication, or comparing himself to a brain surgeon, or thinking that Columbus was fake and discovered America in the 1600s. But his lack of faith in Sam the Eagle is too far.
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The Aberration thing is NOT excusable.
It's a creature type in WoW which he's played for decades. And his favorite game is Bloodborne (if it isn't Elden Ring now)
Yes, No, Yes, No
32:38 he was so dumbfounded he turned into a literal baby for a second
Ironically, I have a sleeping sound weirder than anything Jerma parodied. My brothers described it as horror movie teeth clacking. I tried to reproduce it when I'm awake but I really can't do it. They wake me up now because I legitimately freak everyone out because it sounds like I'm eating bones.
Tooth grinding (Bruxism)?It’s a pretty common sleeping problem, you probably clench your jaw throughout the day or just have pent up tension there in general. I’d look into tooth grinding though because it can cause some pretty serious dental (expensive and painful) issues down the line.
Here’s a vid on it: ruclips.net/video/EiqFnzRSj2A/видео.html
Here’s a vid on what it might sound like? ruclips.net/video/2_-cyuTjjUo/видео.html
And…Here’s a vid on what to do about it: ruclips.net/video/RYDCqUWNvhU/видео.html
Hope this helped dude :D
this still makes me laugh to this day i hope ur teeth are doing okay
@@servetica thank you, i hope they're okay too
@@ralek592 my dad grinds his teeth in his sleep and needed a bunch of work done by the time he was 50 as a result... maybe you should wear a retainer or smth idk im not a dentist but its worth protecting them (god bless u and ur teeth ongoing btw)
jermaism sounds like a condition, not a movement
The only movement this guy is capable of starting is a bowel one.
@@theyoten1613 and his doctors says
he can barely do that
My favorite thing this stream was watching him justify his 100% wrong answer, like Im jigsaw and I finally found the perfect victim.
3:20 he really just says and performs all of his inner dialogue without one second to pause, it's terrifying
I love the mod who heard Jerma's ridiculous solution to chat spamming certain emotes and decided to block the things entirely.
Oh man, Jerma sure is hilarious. I was betting the googoos hard.
LMFAO. +2
7:00 of COURSE this money-grubber knows about grading DIAMONDS
watching him play game show games is pretty much the same as watching a normal episode of a game show
22:16
jerma segues his existential dread into promoting the baseball stream
“Re-tile the roof” is my new favourite thing
Jerma changing his audio setup and webcam placement feels like the beginning of a new arc, I can smell it
"what would a pirate bring on a date" section is a psyop to drive anyone playing that game insane
i like when chat told him to put his camera over his case he said it wasn't funny and then immediately came up with a bit proving it was a funny idea
39:44
I think I finally understand this wack ass answer.
“Why couldn’t the pirate boy watch the movie? It was rated RRRR”
“What would a pirate bring to a date? A cARR”
The idea that this could be the reason makes it worse
10:15 hes SHAKING with anger
"monet is an artist, right? he isn't a person."
- jerma
Is it woodan or wooden? Is it woodan or wooden? Wooden or woodan? Wooden or woodan? Woodan or wooden? Wooden? Woodan? It's woodan? Wooden? Wooden! Is it woodan or wooden? Which one is it I think it's wooden. Wooden? Is it a wooden salad bowl? Yup.
31:48 Did he think it was spelled 'woodan'?? What???
I'm so glad he sorted out the mic. Sounds much better!
I love how whenever someone gets an answer right jerma get pissed off and says that they are getting full of themselves
36:40 When he picked sword, I started doing that chest laugh where you laugh so hard you don't make any noise, you're kind of choking on your own lack of voice. Jesus fucking christ, I still have tears streaming down my face. It's just so fucking dumb, but it's exactly something Jerma would pick.
Jerma made us who were there feel like the novel: I have no mouth, and I must scream
It wasn’t a novel it was just a short story
@@duane6386 ok but how did it win the best novels Hugo price then?
@@jaskapenttila7644 It was a dozen copies stacked in a dust sleeve.
Watching Jerma play Wheel of Fortune is definitely way worse torture than anything AM could ever come up. I would rather be a blob.
Knowledge retention is knowing the Norman spoke French…. Ironically.
This man was such a threat to the education of children that the FBI placed him into his current Truman Show stream
Oh god my stomach hurts from laughing so hard at the suppository bit, he fucking loses it in the family feud bit
Jerma has transcended so far beyond this plane that he regularly watches manga on TV
LET'S GO LET'S RE-TILE THAT ROOF BOYS
Cool Ongezellig profile picture 👍
33:16 I laughed unreasonably hard at Sioux Balls, South Dakota
"What might a pirate bring to a date?" 13 people said a CAR
I am stunned by how little he knows. If he hadn’t made it as a streamer he’d be a beatboxing busker at Boston Common
i like how whenever he asked the audience in who wants to be a millionaire and he got it wrong he went "see nobody knows this" like if the videogame's audience were real people
i think they are. not playing live obviously but surveyed like in family feud
Question: "The *four C's* of diamond quality are color, cut, carat, and..."
50 Billion IQ Andy: "Cuality."
34:57
What is something you wish you had?
A family.
31:47 this killed my brain cells
Watching this video I am becoming increasingly shocked at how little Jerma actually knows, lol.
average american
El Jermano is not very smart sadly, but we still love him despite his flaws!
Yeah but he can dodge an axe though, so he's got the important stuff down
@@18754KRS that joke is really old and not funny
@@Bruh-ob9mi for you
The amount of times he went back to saying he would get all the Star Wars questions right was equaled only by the amount of times he said "one more"
jerma is a great teacher, he taught us to believe in ourselves even if we don't know anything about fucking anything apparently. that said 27:50 goes in all time cutest jerma moments for sure
If Jerma posted a math problem, I would definitely try to solve it, and I would also find it funny.
this man educated our nation's youth
NA education
I can't believe, famous gambling fan Jeremy Elbertson, doesn't know the location of the most famous horse race in the world smh
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Jerma getting fake-livid over nonsensical sleep noises is too much
stream beginning audio check is the worst bit that took more than 5 streams of the year
Thanks to this video I was getting the giggles, or as Jerma would put it; Betting the googoo.
that wooden breakdown made me lose my shiet
4:38 PSYCHO streamer Jerma laughs manically when stream hears the sneeze from the prisoner in his basement
29:11 he makes me so angry i could faint
Wootage
20:26 fully expected him to start singing the dual of fates song
I gotta say you guys are giving him a hard time considering the fact he's a 36 year old man who plays video games for a living
Speaking of, why does he keep claiming to be 41?
@@RondoDondo because he is insane
It was nice to see him be justifiably dumbfounded by not getting correct answers for the family feud pirate question after the marathon of mental pain that was who wants to be a millionaire and wheel of fortune
"A stone is way less than 14 pounds!" he says, choking on his tears
Love to see Jerma complain about questions that ask him to know about obscure information on a trivia show
This is the stream that convinced me Jerma has brain damage
Him debating the realism of the pirate family feud answers really is something
I don't know how you manage to get these out so quickly, but damn is it impressive.
What i would give for a Jerma and Northernlion collab. But that'll never happen though since they stream at the opposite time of each other.
i would go absolutely nuts for a crossover
This mutant family he's going up against in Ubisoft Clubs family feud
this is a very generous edit
This is the most infuriating shit I've ever seen.
I can't even imagine what it must've been like watching this live. I would've had an aneurism.
Jerma and I are both from New England. I can confirm that this video is not the result of the schooling there.
Having jerma as your substitute teacher sounds like both the best and worst thing ever.
“I love Spider-Man I’m gonna be Spider-Man this year for Halloween”
He then proceeds to dress as Deadpool for Halloween
Jerma’s communication degree is how he knows what show Eric Cartman is from
legit felt embarrassed for him on the normans question
I'm so happy he finally fixed his audio
I dont know about you guys but i was proud of myself for remembering the Norman's were french
johnny500 is jerma985 from the good dimension
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i thought that was Cooper37
Ill be honest I didn't know a ton of these questions and I am sure a majority of his viewers are as bad as trivia as him, maybe just like slightly better. Trivia has nothing to do with intelligence trivia is a literal skill you have to build.
Yeah true, but not knowing when the pilgrims sailed to North America and thinking Christopher Columbus is a made up guy is pretty dumb.
@@javi9928 to be fair the way most American schools teach the story of Christopher Columbus makes him seem like a folklore figure
i love how defensive he got about the Abdication question. man played over a decade of WoW and doesnt recognize the word Aberration
who’s abdi
i lost 286k points this night
Should have chased your losses like me 😎
@@carto4028 did it work?
@@TabooGroundhog yes 😎
THANK YOU CHELTIE!!!
The Ubisoft Family Feud game is by far the most arbitrary trivia game I've ever seen in my life