I'm still struggling to come to terms with the fact that the man who eats a 10-course meal at McDonalds, and downs two jars of mayo daily, can't handle "man-sized" portions.
I cannot fucking believe he earnestly said "Wait, there's more?" when that easy butter thing could also cut cheese, he is literally just an infomercial person that escaped the TV.
Another Jerma clone to add to the list. "Infomercial Andy", is what we'll call him. He's illusive, charismatic, and will always get you to buy the product he advertises. He single-handedly caused multiple stock-crashes, too.
@@StitchPen He's canonically the MUCH more successful older brother of LIFE IS PAIN Jerma from the TV Superstars stream and I refuse to believe otherwise
Wait... that's actually insane Jesus Christ loves you, he has a plan and a purpose for your life, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Jesus loves you : )
I love that this started as "These are so stupid, guys" and within 5 minutes became "Holy shit these are all genius, I should buy these." Jerma living out there in the infomercial demographic.
@@maxwilson2785 Also noteworthy that he's fine with portable grills but not big ones because they're too inconvenient. How do you think he cooks his food if he can never use his appliances
@@heseipikmin6415 seeing from his alien rant about how amazing video and photography is, and going insane about crystals, it would make a lot of sense. Its like he only just witnessed the film where the train goes into the station
It sounds like a “push the button” scenario. If you push the button, you can get the perfect fries ever, but it makes a cartoon bite sound when you bite into it
@@Geffro yeah but after a few times you would hate it Like at every party your friends would wanna see and try it a lot and you would grow sick of the noise
I like the idea that Jerma sits and watches infomercials the exact same way when he’s alone. Just saying out loud to himself, “yeah, that makes sense. I get it.”
Worked at an art-based summer camp as an assistant councilor one summer. One week we had a kid who was super ADHD and my entire job that week was to sit next to him and try to get him to work through the project. He was kind of like that. Kid needed more parent intervention, what sucked is that he was a fast learner and when he worked he put in an earnest effort and try hard, it just seemed like developing the motor skills and not being able to get it to meet his vision the first time Really frustrated him and it didn't seem like he was taught to self-regulate emotions well or to use that frustration as a reason to get better rather than to give up. Rly hope that he has some good teachers, type of fella that needs a little extra attention.
For anyone curious "Just pay seperate shipping and handling" is how they get you. They sell you two products as a front, then overcharge on the shipping, ship them together, but make you pay twice. That's where the main "scam" is. Sometimes the products are decent, but also often enough part of the scam. Maybe they fulfil what they show in the infomercial...once, then they break.
People did similar scams on eBay too. They'd undercharge on the actual product, but set a massive shipping fee. This was IIRC for two reasons 1) eBay didn't take a cut from the shipping fee, so the seller would get more money directly 2) This would make their item appear higher if someone sorted by "price ascending"
OK but if you used this to make a mass of curly onions then battered and fried them like onion rings and just ate them by the fistful they'd be so satisfying slurping them up like spaghetti
his impression sounds more like him trying to dishwash a body than a normal running dishwasher. tf he putting in there that would make it produce such a noise.
@@GuineaPigEveryday i think jerma forgets to check if the shit he puts in his dishwasher is in the way of the spinny part, because yeah, if a plate is block the spinny thing its gonna make that sound, but dishwashers are nearly silent
This guy is INSANE. I joined when stream started and his title said he was going to play Dark Souls after a while or something, but then I came back like 4 HOURS later and he was STILL WATCHING INFOMERCIALS.
I think the title of the stream was a play on people ranking souls games, like "Infomercials > (better than) television > (better than) bloodborne > (better than) DS3 > (better than) DS1". It took a while for me to figure that out, though
"Where's Hulk Hogan?! HE'S NOT HERE!!" - insane streamer faces the fact that his family has made promises they can't keep for the 47th birthday in a row
7:01 - 7:10 I've finally realised the exact vibe Jerma gives me after all these years thanks to the way he addresses chat here. He's like a stand-up comedian practicing into his bathroom mirror; preparing for his big show but it never comes. He's just stuck in his bathroom, talking to a crowd that doesn't exist. bathroom clown
I imagine all of his plates breaking, he disposes of them and goes into his cellar to grab like 20 new ones and repeats the process, truly psycho behavior.
@@Otakupatriot117depends on the item I suppose. A pound of lunch meat isn't much for lunch meat, but if you have a pound of salt, that's a shit ton of salt by the grain.
@@Otakupatriot117 I mean it proves my point doesn't it? A handful of lunchmeat isn't much meat to eat, but a handful of salt is a big amount of salt to eat
The dad character saying "all right, that is amazing" to the butter thing and then Jerma immediately being convinced that its good was so funny to me. If that dad guy thinks its awesome it must have merit.
Self conscious stay at home wife that wanted to be a lawyer when she was younger (chat is the husband that goes out to work and gives him an allowance)
"Here's the thing about pans, and- and I didn't know this." One shudders to imagine what sustained metallic cruelty has befallen this man's non-stick cookware.
When I was a kid I bought that magic slushy maker with the plastic cubes that you just had to shake to make a slushy. Long story short that did NOT work and im genuinely a colder person because of it. I wish the worse for everybody involved with that.
if you desire a slushee gimmick tool, get the one where you have to squeeze the sides for it to make a slushee. i had this product as a child, and it did work
sucks lol i bought a spongebob slushy maker from a nickelodeon infomercial when i was like 7 and it kicked ass for 5 years even though you had to stick ice cubes in spongebob’s brain hole
The last thing he says before dropping victims into his meat grinder, is that "you would've loved my mother's meatloaf." Unfortunately, I think we know what the secret ingredient is now.
I feel like this also applies to how energy drinks are seen as bad and a way of fucking up your brain chemistry but is fine in coffee and Cola. Like, really there should have been a point where caffeine was looked at objectively and more regulations were put on it, like an extra large coffee or jumbo sized cola should not be allowed to be sold at restaurants.
They aren't though, they would work for them yes, but none of these were designed with that in mind, it's you thinking they were because of the people messing up with normal utensils
Jerma saying he enjoys infomercials more than regular TV /should/ be a surprising statement, but it just makes so much sense coming from Jerma, I felt like I already knew it.
i love how after each infomercial he talks about it like there's good well-meaning people behind them, even though these things are always fake ads meant to scam people lol
I'm legitimately concerned that this stream was absolute proof that Jerma has NEVER cooked for himself unless hello fresh sent something; afraid of blades, afraid of dishwasher, hates grills, hates butter
Kim broke up with him because every time he tried to cook the sink was just full of stained pots and pans and burn marks on the countertop, at least every other day
It sounds like trumpets because every time Jerma runs it, the bacteria and food particles on the dishes get raptured to heaven. Deepest clean you can get from a dishwasher 10/10
I'm going to be honest. If I went to Jerma's house and he tried to serve me fries that were made from the MICROWAVE I think I would steal from his house. I can't believe he thought that'd be a good idea?
Jerma: I don't want a MAN-SIZED portion, I just want a normal hamburger Also Jerma: Yeah my McDonalds order is a Big Mac, two McChickens, a 10 piece chicken McNuggets, and two McChickens
As someone who uses an apartment dishwasher daily, I can safely say I cannot relate to Jerma's disdain for dishwashers, and if anything I think his is super fucked up and is unaware of it.
For real, a good dishwasher is life changing. 2x as quiet as a sink, uses 1/10 of the water vs hand wash, and usually cleans much better too. The amount of time it takes doesn’t matter because you just put it in there and forget about it. S tier kitchen appliance. Easily up there with matching the usefulness of the fridge and stove/oven.
@Tax Evasion In my experience it doesn’t compare to a dishwasher. The water inside a dishwasher gets much hotter and the soap is a lot more concentrated. Hand washing does the job, but dishwashers clean *deep.*
@@TheLingo56 Exactly. Hence why I kinda don't like it when they just hand wash. It does the job, but there's significantly less germs and filth when dishwashed.
Imagining a bunch of prisoners standing behind chef tony waiting for the phone and listening to his enthusiastic spiel about a pot pie maker is dangerous to my sanity. I can see why Jeremy is the way that he is these days.
Grill marks are just a result of how grills are designed to drain fat and juices. Then commercials started like painting them on things and people forget why they're there.
I feel like Jerma got caught up in a MLM infomercial scam and is desperately trying to climb out of a financial debt hole by selling to his streaming audience
@@eyitsaperson MLM can also mean male love male, so he thought it said jerma got caught up in a gay relationship which was confusing because of the rest of the paragraph.
I like how at the top of Hulk Hogan's commercial the grill was apparently "his invention" but then later he's entirely skeptical of the idea of it making a grilled cheese in 30 seconds
Hey Cheltie just wanted to say I’m glad you include all of Jerma’s serious conversations and things like that in these highlight videos, and not just the jokes and things like that. I appreciate and respect your effort, keep doing what you do!
@@vargskelethor I personally usually can't stand seeing chat on screen, especially if it's full of losers I can't stand like in Jarvis Johnson's chat. But Jerma's chat is (usually) filled with some of the funniest people I've ever seen so I can make an exception for that
you could tell the go grill commercial unearthed a lot of hatred and spite in jerma, probably because of his disdain for grillmasterxbbq. it's quite sad to see.
watching that Big City Slider grill commercial with Billy Mays was like watching a top level pitcher in the zone...he was the best pitchman in tv history, and he'll always be a legend
"man-sized" was such a good rant. whenever anyone says that you know you're in for a conversation with a person who has an insanely warped perception of the concept of eating
13:26 I feel like I’m losing my mind, are they like “Oh wow butter’s hard to cut” as they’re showing someone cutting a stick with the back of the knife?
OK but I seriously want a follow up stream where he buys some of these products and just tries them out and shows chat, like a cooking stream but he tries to make it as easy as possible with all these gadgets
21:37 if you see two people loading an entire backyard grill into the back of their SUV it's GUARANTEED that there's a mutilated human corpse beneath the lid
he jokes about the person being drunk in every black and white shot, then at 18:40 celery is flying out of frame and someone's slapping a knife halfway through a potato. he doesn't bat an eye
Jerma: I hate dishwashers. They’re always rattling exactly at 3:00 am everynight even when there’s no load! Fuckin call someone to fix it and get transferred to some guy who claims to live in my dishwasher and wants to be cleaned…its insane. Nuts! And why do they always have a secret locked trap door waaaaay in the back where no one can fuckin get to? Seriously, i’d rather just use my hands.
There's an alternate reality where Jerma some decade ago did the thing where he ran up to exhibits for products and said he loved them. People would see him on TV in ad after ad and he would become famous doing it as the guy that shows up in every ad. People would start paying him to advertise their products. He would then use his influence to build a GIANT MEAT GRINDER and SHOVE PEOPLE INTO IT. Because even with overwhelming success he CANNOT QUELL THE URGE TO KILL.
What always got me was the whole, "Call now and we'll throw in the second one free" but infomercials are pre-recorded and play on multiple channels at all times of day. So how do they know you're calling "now"? They were selling two for the price of two.
Jerma is gonna let a lot of targeted ads about overly priced gimmick cooking equipment and he's gonna go on a 5-minute ADD rant reaction to each one in the future
It's fucking hilarious when jerma talks about his dish washer and the more he talks the more obvious it becomes that his dishwasher is absolutely fucked up and broken. And his aggressive denial that it is broken is amazing
The chop magic is a consumer product of a commercial one. When I worked at papa Murphys we used to use one attached to the wall with a giant handle. We mainly used it for tomatoes, onions, and bell peppers.
@@JacobKinsley I've used it before. Its fiiiinneee. It definitely saves time and is pretty save for if you're a kid or an old person with difficulty holding knifes, but it also limits the amount of control you can have with your cuts. Most of the time you either get too big of pieces or it's minced.
Jerma talking about his dishwasher has to be the most insane shit I've ever heard in my whole life. Jerma, if your dishwasher sounds like that, it's fucking broken and you should be concerned. Also, saying "nobody uses a dishwasher" is about as insane him thinking that his dishwasher doing that is normal.
50 minutes of watching a man slowly develop Stockholm syndrome for the wasteful consumer capitalist hell that is our modern society like the ending of George Orwell's 1984 (and Hulk Hogan's there too, I guess)
Seeing so many of these that I've seen used in real life makes me realize that infomercials are much less of a scam than we give them credit for sometimes. Some are obviously trash. But like the veggetti pro, I used to work at an italian restaurant that used those to make veggie slices that you could mix into the food very evenly and it looked nice. Also like literally 1/4th of the stuff from the stream, my mom had lmao.
The scam is def more for how much they overcharge you for the products and how they try to pull tricks to make it seem like youre getting a better deal than you, but yeah some of the actual products seem kinda useful.
It just hit me... Millennial/Gen Z Infomercials are those shitty Life Hacks on RUclips. Think about it: both are about really specific, convoluted things that SAY they will make life easier but will really just waste your time and money.
Someone said "feminist icon" when Jerma said he doesnt want a man-sized meal
I'm still struggling to come to terms with the fact that the man who eats a 10-course meal at McDonalds, and downs two jars of mayo daily, can't handle "man-sized" portions.
they’re right
He exclusively chooses women to go into his meat grinder #girlpower
Homo Sapiens-sized meal
Man sized meal is a such as sexist nonsense term to cater to ppls fragile masculinity. Like guyliner
I cannot fucking believe he earnestly said "Wait, there's more?" when that easy butter thing could also cut cheese, he is literally just an infomercial person that escaped the TV.
i was just gonna comment about that. This man is a truly odd fucking specimen.
Another Jerma clone to add to the list. "Infomercial Andy", is what we'll call him. He's illusive, charismatic, and will always get you to buy the product he advertises. He single-handedly caused multiple stock-crashes, too.
@@StitchPen He's canonically the MUCH more successful older brother of LIFE IS PAIN Jerma from the TV Superstars stream and I refuse to believe otherwise
@@MrSkerpentine It makes so much sense now.
13:45 genuinely couldn't believe it
50 minutes of chat realising Jerma is the reason why these TV infomercials are still a thing
*4 hours
at one point he literally unironically said, "but.. wait, there's more?"
I have a car aux radio thing like that. It works well enough, surprisingly. Audio is no worse than regular radio
@@phoenixvance6642 but regular audio is a joke lol its so muddy and compressed
@@phoenixvance6642 I fail to see how this relates to the original comment
Watching Jerma recommend half of these gives the impressions he's the targeted group for these products
Well i mean he is in his mid to late 30s lol
You'd be correct, very correct
consumer andy
He is a fifty year old man in crippling debt, he’s *exactly* the target audience
@@montanarose4622 Youre probably thinking of Jerma 984, common mistake
pretending everyone gets shitfaced when theres black and white filter has actually improved my life i think
I was just thinking the same thing
Actually a hilarious perspective
Not sure if it became more or less funny when one of them had children in the shitfaced clip
One of the most useful thinks he's said.
Wait... that's actually insane
Jesus Christ loves you, he has a plan and a purpose for your life, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
Jesus loves you : )
I love that this started as "These are so stupid, guys" and within 5 minutes became "Holy shit these are all genius, I should buy these." Jerma living out there in the infomercial demographic.
consumer Andy
Sponsor stream
well he is a 98-year-old boomer so it makes sense
hi J :)
He's a trashy Bostonian girl
Jerma being completely obsessed with infomercials makes so much sense
quick, engaging, and not to mention totally useless information. truly the perfect media for adhd riddled shmucks
He spent most of his lonely childhood cooped up in his room watching infomercials, like Jim Carey in Cable Guy
@@dachshund_gaming he just is Jim Carey
He was a famous salesman in the 50's, popping up in various infomercials. He wasn't a psycho back then, this is what streaming does to a person.
infojermals
I love how Jerma is very supportive of all of these "time saving" appliances and then says he hates his dishwasher
To be fair, the butter cutting one is pretty useful.
@@Cicada11011 I unironically want the clever tongs. I feel like it could actually help me, since my hand-eye coordination motor skills aren’t the best
he's literally right dishwashers take forever
He also hates ovens
@@deityforAday bro it doesn’t matter if You still have spare dishes, unless You only have like 2 plates, You don’t need everything clean all the time
I swear Jerma is fearful of every appliance in his kitchen
Microwave, oven, stove top, and now dishwasher
Genuine caveman brain
@@maxwilson2785 Also noteworthy that he's fine with portable grills but not big ones because they're too inconvenient. How do you think he cooks his food if he can never use his appliances
@@floatinghamstick no no he said he still uses the things hes afraid of, hes just terrified of them
@@floatinghamstick He only uses charcoal in grills, not propane. Also he's afraid of rubber bands and balloons popping. Real caveman brain
"Easy for seniors"
"Safe for kids"
So, ideal for Jerma?
Jerma and chat can enjoy it together
@@JacobKinsley OLD MAN and CHILD HIVEMIND *ENJOY* things TOGETHER
This would be too much for Jerma.
His dishwasher rant is unhinged until you remember he also hates ovens
He's AFRAID of ovens
He's also astonished by cars and laughs at car accidents. He's a victorian child that unfroze into modern day
The dishwasher rant solely makes sense if you live alone or with like 1, possibly 2 mind bogglingly responsible roommates
I mean, tbf, ovens do heat up to like 400 degrees and are hot and gas.
@@heseipikmin6415 seeing from his alien rant about how amazing video and photography is, and going insane about crystals, it would make a lot of sense. Its like he only just witnessed the film where the train goes into the station
whoever said "he's calling from PRISON" fucking destroyed me
A few seconds later in chat: "Chef Tony KILLED a man"
+2 OMEGALUL
@@jeremyquiros5483 a rival pot pie gadget inventor murdered in cold blood
@@jeremyquiros5483 39 buried, 0 found
The owner of pasta italiano is finally brought in for insurance fraud.
“Infomercial centrist, you can say it sucks” killed me, who even thinks of stuff like that LMAO
Imagine buying the Jiffy Fries thing and every fry you make with it makes the exact same identical cartoon apple bite sound
It sounds like a “push the button” scenario. If you push the button, you can get the perfect fries ever, but it makes a cartoon bite sound when you bite into it
@@jonothanrennert3098 Exactly, I can’t tell if it’s a curse or a blessing
@@jonothanrennert3098 I'd take it, it'd be fun to show people. Plus fries are good
@@Geffro yeah but after a few times you would hate it
Like at every party your friends would wanna see and try it a lot and you would grow sick of the noise
Wear earplugs
Problem solved :)
I like the idea that Jerma sits and watches infomercials the exact same way when he’s alone. Just saying out loud to himself, “yeah, that makes sense. I get it.”
I like that Jerma is literally a celebrity and his dream is still to appear on an infomercial
in my opinion, jerma is surprisingly smart. this video does not make him seem that way
jerma has adhd so he’s 50% dumb and 50% the most intelligent being to ever exist.
source: i have adhd
that's why it's suprising
He’s not a moron or anything but watching the man play geo guesser was one of the worst streams I’ve seen
he is a narcissistic sociopath and these comments are just fueling his mental disease
I feel like he is really smart on average, but some days his brain just turns off and we get a new Andy.
I love that the child at 18:01 is so displeased with their lack of hand-eye coordination that they immediately break down into tears
As an artist I relate to that in a spiritual level.
@@lvbboi9 no one ever genuinely cared about you
He was able to roll burritos so well before the accident...
Worked at an art-based summer camp as an assistant councilor one summer. One week we had a kid who was super ADHD and my entire job that week was to sit next to him and try to get him to work through the project. He was kind of like that. Kid needed more parent intervention, what sucked is that he was a fast learner and when he worked he put in an earnest effort and try hard, it just seemed like developing the motor skills and not being able to get it to meet his vision the first time Really frustrated him and it didn't seem like he was taught to self-regulate emotions well or to use that frustration as a reason to get better rather than to give up. Rly hope that he has some good teachers, type of fella that needs a little extra attention.
For anyone curious "Just pay seperate shipping and handling" is how they get you. They sell you two products as a front, then overcharge on the shipping, ship them together, but make you pay twice. That's where the main "scam" is. Sometimes the products are decent, but also often enough part of the scam. Maybe they fulfil what they show in the infomercial...once, then they break.
This guy gets it
Same with Wish which is modern day infomercials.
DON'T TALK SHIT ON SLAP CHOP !!
People did similar scams on eBay too. They'd undercharge on the actual product, but set a massive shipping fee. This was IIRC for two reasons
1) eBay didn't take a cut from the shipping fee, so the seller would get more money directly
2) This would make their item appear higher if someone sorted by "price ascending"
@@FelipeJaquez Not a single sex toy from there has been bad tho
Also super cheap
11:10
"slice onion rings in seconds!"
Jerma instantly sold on the product
those are the shittiest onion rings i've maybe ever seen. No Taste Andy
@@cactuss33ds
I think No Taste Andy is the second most apt description for Jerma, second only to creative.
OK but if you used this to make a mass of curly onions then battered and fried them like onion rings and just ate them by the fistful they'd be so satisfying slurping them up like spaghetti
@@JacobKinsley what....what on earth...
jacob makes a good point
that impression of a dishwasher was utterly horrifying
it sounded like a demon possessed him
his impression sounds more like him trying to dishwash a body than a normal running dishwasher. tf he putting in there that would make it produce such a noise.
it sounded like bagpipes
@@GuineaPigEveryday i think jerma forgets to check if the shit he puts in his dishwasher is in the way of the spinny part, because yeah, if a plate is block the spinny thing its gonna make that sound, but dishwashers are nearly silent
Sounds like a speedboat
This guy is INSANE. I joined when stream started and his title said he was going to play Dark Souls after a while or something, but then I came back like 4 HOURS later and he was STILL WATCHING INFOMERCIALS.
lmao i fell asleep watching it, woke up and he was still on them. You can't trust this PSYCHO
Oh my god, tell me you're joking! TELL ME HE DID NOT ACTUALLY! Why does he do this why is he like this oh my lord
I think the title of the stream was a play on people ranking souls games, like "Infomercials > (better than) television > (better than) bloodborne > (better than) DS3 > (better than) DS1". It took a while for me to figure that out, though
@@a.b.7623 Infomercials are the dark souls of TV
"Where's Hulk Hogan?! HE'S NOT HERE!!" - insane streamer faces the fact that his family has made promises they can't keep for the 47th birthday in a row
Jerma talks about insulting too many brands to get sponsors.
Can't wait for Jerma Rumble sponsored by CleverTongs and PerfectSlicer.
7:01 - 7:10
I've finally realised the exact vibe Jerma gives me after all these years thanks to the way he addresses chat here.
He's like a stand-up comedian practicing into his bathroom mirror; preparing for his big show but it never comes. He's just stuck in his bathroom, talking to a crowd that doesn't exist.
bathroom clown
including making up hecklers and people in the crowd which he then makes fake responses to also
Purgatory
holy shit we are the bathroom
@@Wetdoger Twitch is the bathroom, the channel is the toilet and chat is the shit inside.
@@solcanum8286 poetry in motion
Now I’m genuinely worried that Jerma just has a broken dishwasher he keeps running
I imagine all of his plates breaking, he disposes of them and goes into his cellar to grab like 20 new ones and repeats the process, truly psycho behavior.
Jerma realizes you're supposed to use detergent in the dishwasher... right?
I mean.. my dishwasher kinda sounds like that and it’s not broken
Jerma calling 16 ounces a MAN SIZED serving really sells the idea that he’s just a little gnome who drinks from a thimble
I make my meal prep in pint mason jars
I would call it man sized
A pound sounds like a lot of food until it suddenly isn't. Lunch meat being the perfect example.
@@Otakupatriot117depends on the item I suppose. A pound of lunch meat isn't much for lunch meat, but if you have a pound of salt, that's a shit ton of salt by the grain.
@@haveagoodday7021 DERANGED commenter actually thinks that people eat handfuls of salt
@@Otakupatriot117 I mean it proves my point doesn't it? A handful of lunchmeat isn't much meat to eat, but a handful of salt is a big amount of salt to eat
"I'm tellin' ya, microwave eggs were a-hu-a big deal, back in the mid 2000s." - Eggspert Jerma985
Jeremy Eggbertson
He's not wrong but I don't think he should be talking.
@@iblame_nargles true, he did say he doesn't know how to crack open eggs
fucking kek'd at eggspert
We say he’s The Joker, he says he’s The Riddler, but the truth is that he was Egghead all along
The dad character saying "all right, that is amazing" to the butter thing and then Jerma immediately being convinced that its good was so funny to me. If that dad guy thinks its awesome it must have merit.
Oh my god he unironically falls for adverts and has the kitchen skills of an anxious 7 year old
Self conscious stay at home wife that wanted to be a lawyer when she was younger (chat is the husband that goes out to work and gives him an allowance)
@@JacobKinsley im sad
@@slicknick9189 don't be
@GeldUndKokaine Did your legs get better?
"Here's the thing about pans, and- and I didn't know this."
One shudders to imagine what sustained metallic cruelty has befallen this man's non-stick cookware.
that’s why he acts like that
When I was a kid I bought that magic slushy maker with the plastic cubes that you just had to shake to make a slushy. Long story short that did NOT work and im genuinely a colder person because of it. I wish the worse for everybody involved with that.
if you desire a slushee gimmick tool, get the one where you have to squeeze the sides for it to make a slushee. i had this product as a child, and it did work
Gotta hate it when a corporation decides to smash a small piece of your childhood
villain origin story
Nothing short of hellfire and brimstone is justified for such a sin.
sucks lol i bought a spongebob slushy maker from a nickelodeon infomercial when i was like 7 and it kicked ass for 5 years even though you had to stick ice cubes in spongebob’s brain hole
"you know how I feel about pressurized gas"
When he started going on a tangent about “mother’s meatloaf” I completely dissociated for a few minutes.
The last thing he says before dropping victims into his meat grinder, is that "you would've loved my mother's meatloaf." Unfortunately, I think we know what the secret ingredient is now.
@@StitchPen I read this in the mr green voice for some reason
@@diddlybob7012 im giggling so hard
@@StitchPen oh no
@@StitchPen I want to look like a holographic donkey. End of paragraph.
Jerma’s description of his alien dishwasher was chilling
He's finally at the age where he actually buys things from infomercials
"infomercial centerist" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard someone be excused of being
15:20 the war on fats is the result of coca cola trying to convince us that sugar isnt the problem
"trying to convince us" is a nice way of putting "bribing the national health organization"
I feel like this also applies to how energy drinks are seen as bad and a way of fucking up your brain chemistry but is fine in coffee and Cola. Like, really there should have been a point where caffeine was looked at objectively and more regulations were put on it, like an extra large coffee or jumbo sized cola should not be allowed to be sold at restaurants.
@@JacobKinsley Yeah. Caffeine is basically a drug and it's absurd that there are so few restrictions on it
@@JacobKinsley Sugar needs to be regulated way more strongly. There is so much sugar in everything we eat. There's a reason obesity is a huge problem.
As if fat isn't as bad?
Now while I know that a lot of these are also meant for the disabled and the elderly, the explanation of “they’re just shitfaced” is too hilarious.
They aren't though, they would work for them yes, but none of these were designed with that in mind, it's you thinking they were because of the people messing up with normal utensils
They're designed to be scams lmao
@@Jiub_SN The products themselves are fine, it's the whole prizing and payment system that makes it a scam.
Jerma saying he enjoys infomercials more than regular TV /should/ be a surprising statement, but it just makes so much sense coming from Jerma, I felt like I already knew it.
He made a tf2 video about it years ago. I actually really like that video.
It's true tho infomercials are the only enjoyable TV programmes to me. I feel very called out by this entire comment section
@@zofiawaclawczyk6571 "Why watch a shows with commercials, when i can just watch the commercials without a show getting in the way?"
jerma used to scrape non stick coating with metal utensils into his food
The Teflon had an effect on his brain and is the reason he’s become the man we love(fear) today!
i love how after each infomercial he talks about it like there's good well-meaning people behind them, even though these things are always fake ads meant to scam people lol
Jerma still thinks of Hulk Hogan as a superhero. The man is a sweetheart.
Infomercial products are either total scams, or products for disabled and/or old people and they just have to be advertised like this for some reason
All infomercials are made by the anti-christ (twitch)
He actually opened my eyes when he said view these as if the person is shit faced.
I'm legitimately concerned that this stream was absolute proof that Jerma has NEVER cooked for himself unless hello fresh sent something; afraid of blades, afraid of dishwasher, hates grills, hates butter
Kim broke up with him because every time he tried to cook the sink was just full of stained pots and pans and burn marks on the countertop, at least every other day
Oh, and he hates ovens too. He’s literally gone on several rants of how he is scared of them and hates using them.
half the products he liked were specifically for people who don't know how to use kitchen knives.
all he eats are mayo turkey sandwiches
damn no wonder he got so defensive when a chat member called the food in one of the ads "gas station food" lmao
6:31 We've found the reason Jerma is so manic, he's been eating teflon scratched out of his pans his entire life
teflon stare
20:40 what the hell kinda dishwasher does jerma have? That sounded like trumpets
That's the sound of his victims that he is trying to "clean"
It sounds like trumpets because every time Jerma runs it, the bacteria and food particles on the dishes get raptured to heaven. Deepest clean you can get from a dishwasher 10/10
trumpet andy
I'm going to be honest. If I went to Jerma's house and he tried to serve me fries that were made from the MICROWAVE I think I would steal from his house. I can't believe he thought that'd be a good idea?
this reads like the one json selfie meme
Love that your first reaction to being served subpar food is to just steal from their home
@@anyalaASMR he would steal the jiffy fries system because it is such a good idea
What I love about the jiffy fries ad is they go in with literally nothing on them then come out coated with seasoning and a golden brown outside
I mean they probably ain't bad. I made chips in the microwave before. Weren't as good as real chips but they were a decent snack
This has been foreshadowed since "TF2 - The Informercial Rant" back in 2014. God Elbertson is a master of storytelling
It's like pottery
Truly, Mr. Elbertson deserves to be the most celebrated writer of his generation
Let's all love Jerma
@@tahunuva4254 LOOOOL ya know i think jerma would watch lain
This lore though.
This is one MAN-SIZED video I found myself enjoying all the way through.
Jerma: I don't want a MAN-SIZED portion, I just want a normal hamburger
Also Jerma: Yeah my McDonalds order is a Big Mac, two McChickens, a 10 piece chicken McNuggets, and two McChickens
As someone who uses an apartment dishwasher daily, I can safely say I cannot relate to Jerma's disdain for dishwashers, and if anything I think his is super fucked up and is unaware of it.
For real, a good dishwasher is life changing. 2x as quiet as a sink, uses 1/10 of the water vs hand wash, and usually cleans much better too. The amount of time it takes doesn’t matter because you just put it in there and forget about it.
S tier kitchen appliance. Easily up there with matching the usefulness of the fridge and stove/oven.
@Tax Evasion In my experience it doesn’t compare to a dishwasher. The water inside a dishwasher gets much hotter and the soap is a lot more concentrated.
Hand washing does the job, but dishwashers clean *deep.*
@@TheLingo56 Exactly. Hence why I kinda don't like it when they just hand wash. It does the job, but there's significantly less germs and filth when dishwashed.
@@TheLingo56 literally the poor vs rich person buying shoes scenario
Bless.
Imagining a bunch of prisoners standing behind chef tony waiting for the phone and listening to his enthusiastic spiel about a pot pie maker is dangerous to my sanity. I can see why Jeremy is the way that he is these days.
42:05 i was drinking water when he said "why is he on the phone" and it hurts so much. it caught me so off gaurd
"He's calling from prison"
Grill marks are just a result of how grills are designed to drain fat and juices. Then commercials started like painting them on things and people forget why they're there.
“Nobody likes another mother’s meatloaf” I love safeway meatloaf so it must be the test tube baby of meat loaves
I don’t even like my own mother’s meatloaf so I don’t think I would want to try someone else’s
The whole infomercial stream felt like a huge rant regarding kitchen utensils
I feel like Jerma got caught up in a MLM infomercial scam and is desperately trying to climb out of a financial debt hole by selling to his streaming audience
When I first read this I thought you meant the other MLM and got VERY confused for a second
@@hada__02 Gotta hand it to Jerma for experimenting, though!
@@hada__02 ?
@@eyitsaperson MLM can also mean male love male, so he thought it said jerma got caught up in a gay relationship which was confusing because of the rest of the paragraph.
That Perfect Slicer (the one that cuts watermelons in one go) looks like it would go blunt after five uses.
I think anne reardon tried to use it, and it broke on the first melon
I think it would probably just get stuck in the blades
That shit is made is china it probably goes blunt after two uses.
Dude he’s an actual senior, he just made the boomer jokes 10000% more true
Cheltie a real MAN HULK SIZED editor
10:20
"what the fuck?! What a load of shit!"
**crunch**
😀
"it's back!"
Fucking killed me
I like how at the top of Hulk Hogan's commercial the grill was apparently "his invention" but then later he's entirely skeptical of the idea of it making a grilled cheese in 30 seconds
He’s like a scientist in a movie when the military general character uses his invention for war
Hey Cheltie just wanted to say I’m glad you include all of Jerma’s serious conversations and things like that in these highlight videos, and not just the jokes and things like that. I appreciate and respect your effort, keep doing what you do!
Yeah his talking about the dishwasher situation so many people have to deal with was really helpful for me this weekend. It’s been rough.
it just misses chat, for me i cant watch a livestream without chat
@@vargskelethor
I personally usually can't stand seeing chat on screen, especially if it's full of losers I can't stand like in Jarvis Johnson's chat. But Jerma's chat is (usually) filled with some of the funniest people I've ever seen so I can make an exception for that
you could tell the go grill commercial unearthed a lot of hatred and spite in jerma, probably because of his disdain for grillmasterxbbq. it's quite sad to see.
watching that Big City Slider grill commercial with Billy Mays was like watching a top level pitcher in the zone...he was the best pitchman in tv history, and he'll always be a legend
8:48 they used the sawing logs sound effect like it’s Ed, edd and eddy holy shit.
A jerma trys out infomercial cook wear like the ez-bake oven stream would be hilarious
"man-sized" was such a good rant. whenever anyone says that you know you're in for a conversation with a person who has an insanely warped perception of the concept of eating
Need jerma to stream himself cooking with all of these practical and efficient products.
13:26 I feel like I’m losing my mind, are they like “Oh wow butter’s hard to cut” as they’re showing someone cutting a stick with the back of the knife?
“No ITS NOT A GRINDR DATE” did we strike a nerve?
he meant a grinder date
he's trying to hide the murders
OK but I seriously want a follow up stream where he buys some of these products and just tries them out and shows chat, like a cooking stream but he tries to make it as easy as possible with all these gadgets
i wonder how many of these are actually still available
The brownie derby one killed me. From the cheering track to the dumb effects, it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
The informertial filming set was the OG content house
21:37 if you see two people loading an entire backyard grill into the back of their SUV it's GUARANTEED that there's a mutilated human corpse beneath the lid
he jokes about the person being drunk in every black and white shot, then at 18:40 celery is flying out of frame and someone's slapping a knife halfway through a potato. he doesn't bat an eye
this is exactly how he preps vegetables
I love how Jerma went *immediately* "No this isnt a Grindr date" as a response at 12:20. Like not even Tinder just straight up Grindr.
At first I was convinced Jerma was a maniac for talking about how much he loves infomercials. Two infomercials in and I completely understand now
20:47 if someone played me this and told me it was an impression of a dishwasher id think they were trying to induce a mental breakdown in me
Jerma: I hate dishwashers. They’re always rattling exactly at 3:00 am everynight even when there’s no load! Fuckin call someone to fix it and get transferred to some guy who claims to live in my dishwasher and wants to be cleaned…its insane. Nuts! And why do they always have a secret locked trap door waaaaay in the back where no one can fuckin get to? Seriously, i’d rather just use my hands.
the way he said "What the fuck? Who cares?" at the brownie hat thing made me lose my shit
He's so right though. That whole presentation got me like '*scoff*, oh please.' Literally just a shit silicone bowl.
6:50 Jermas delivery here is like he's actually trying to sell me this thing, LOL. Love this guy.
Everytime Jerma moves his cursor to the bottom left I get scared he's going to rip through dimensions and reset my video back to the beginning
There's an alternate reality where Jerma some decade ago did the thing where he ran up to exhibits for products and said he loved them. People would see him on TV in ad after ad and he would become famous doing it as the guy that shows up in every ad. People would start paying him to advertise their products. He would then use his influence to build a GIANT MEAT GRINDER and SHOVE PEOPLE INTO IT. Because even with overwhelming success he CANNOT QUELL THE URGE TO KILL.
No no no, he can not quell the horror, he must feed it or it will continue to find those to 'peep' it.
What always got me was the whole, "Call now and we'll throw in the second one free" but infomercials are pre-recorded and play on multiple channels at all times of day. So how do they know you're calling "now"? They were selling two for the price of two.
"grindr date" almost had me in tears
Jerma is gonna let a lot of targeted ads about overly priced gimmick cooking equipment and he's gonna go on a 5-minute ADD rant reaction to each one in the future
ABSOLUTELY INSANE STREAMER becomes a VICTIM and PROPONENT of COMMERCIALISM
20:39
I can't believe Jerma never removed the little Scottish marching band that gets shipped with every dishwasher from the inside of his dishwasher
"Bro, bro what the fuck I want watermelon dude get in there"
"I'm fuckin trying dude, SUCKS"
that part made me cry
It's fucking hilarious when jerma talks about his dish washer and the more he talks the more obvious it becomes that his dishwasher is absolutely fucked up and broken.
And his aggressive denial that it is broken is amazing
16:49 enthusiasm on the face of the girl. She's thrilled to be making burritos 😆😆😆😆
The chop magic is a consumer product of a commercial one. When I worked at papa Murphys we used to use one attached to the wall with a giant handle. We mainly used it for tomatoes, onions, and bell peppers.
Apparently the chop magic sucks, only the ones with a lever motion actually work.
@@JacobKinsley I've used it before. Its fiiiinneee. It definitely saves time and is pretty save for if you're a kid or an old person with difficulty holding knifes, but it also limits the amount of control you can have with your cuts. Most of the time you either get too big of pieces or it's minced.
Jerma talking about his dishwasher has to be the most insane shit I've ever heard in my whole life.
Jerma, if your dishwasher sounds like that, it's fucking broken and you should be concerned. Also, saying "nobody uses a dishwasher" is about as insane him thinking that his dishwasher doing that is normal.
50 minutes of watching a man slowly develop Stockholm syndrome for the wasteful consumer capitalist hell that is our modern society like the ending of George Orwell's 1984 (and Hulk Hogan's there too, I guess)
The thought of the black and white scene people being drunk is hilarious
Seeing so many of these that I've seen used in real life makes me realize that infomercials are much less of a scam than we give them credit for sometimes.
Some are obviously trash.
But like the veggetti pro, I used to work at an italian restaurant that used those to make veggie slices that you could mix into the food very evenly and it looked nice.
Also like literally 1/4th of the stuff from the stream, my mom had lmao.
The scam is def more for how much they overcharge you for the products and how they try to pull tricks to make it seem like youre getting a better deal than you, but yeah some of the actual products seem kinda useful.
Infomercials were made for Jerma, a true match made in heaven
The dishwasher rant was fucking wild
the guide knife for the meatloaf one @26:40 being made only for right handed people is bugging me more than it should
It just hit me... Millennial/Gen Z Infomercials are those shitty Life Hacks on RUclips. Think about it: both are about really specific, convoluted things that SAY they will make life easier but will really just waste your time and money.
You are completely true and it's fucked.
you cant deny that those silicone tongs would be useful, c’mon
@@howtoavenge1016 literally just rotate tongs 90 degrees, problem solved.
@@JacobKinsley oh but the risk involved