The Great Unveiling of Wink Dink City
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Follow me, set me free, go pay the toll for the Statue of Liberty.
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Originally streamed/recorded on March 20th, 2020
imagine going on a road trip with your family, and you pass by wink dink city for a pit stop and you end up going bankrupt and becoming homeless by the time you leave
"at least we got to see the Statue of Liberty 2"
once you enter the city you can never leave.
@@Dee_Snuts27 it's the Hotel California of cities.
Was about to click off to another video, but this comment got me curious
@@grantkarren3472 same bruh same
40:20 "Just make the whole thing six lanes man, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing".
Didn't know Jerma was a city planner for Houston.
No kidding lmao
lmao I live here and thats exactly what i thought
I like how he does what city planners design with infinite limits on money and space and time with infinite money and space and time.
13 lanes didn't fix traffic but 14 surely will!
"You know what this neighborhood needs? A toll highway. And a 5-level stack interchange."
I like how his go-to blueprint for a model city is like Las Vegas and an amusement park had a hate baby
how does one have a hate baby?
A hate-baby
@@-Mopo hate fuck makes a hate baby
@@celestialbabe No, it's the baby having part I don't understand. How does it work?
Because he is a gambler and clown at heart
he sounds slightly less bostonian the further west he moves- but he always says "dollahs"
And ruhm
@@awfutz and pupcorn
and "ruhm"
Don't forget dualwelding
"Wicked" is my personal favorite
If by chance the United States raise taxes to 95% for two days, we all will know who to blame
Don't you mean who to thank?
Jerma would be a boon for the Democratic Party!
@@Hugsloth *Anthony Banthony
jerma 2024. it can't possibly be worse
How it would work irl is that theyll go "we'll just raise the taxes to 95% for TWO DAYS and we'll fix all of our infastructure issues!" And then after 2 days they just say fuck it and keep the 95% tax for the next 20 years and absolutely nothing gets fixed or changed because they pocketed all the money.
"Stop naming roads after presidents"
"Garfield court"
The fucking irony
That president was named after the cat that hates mondays and loves lansagans though.
@@zhalpd7017 lasagans
@@R33fth3b33f lasgans*
@@zsebestien7050 lesbians*
@@holy7048 Liberians*
There is no stream chat, he’s recording himself confronting his inner voices.
If you enjoy pretending your favorite humans are insane, I highly suggest watching ChilledChaos and pretending his girlfriend Jessica doesn't exist
"Jess, who should die"
@@PointsofData He was the jerma streamer before jerma started streaming
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 I can't argue with facts and logic that hard
Goddamn I want them to play a social deception game together. Not necessarily Among Us but like, that boat game.
@@PointsofData What boat game?
@@brzi6504 I worked out the boat game, its Dread Hunger
Sim games really bring out the most DERANGED aspects in Jerma.
So does gambling, his Mr. green comes out
The dollhouse stream was jerma on crack
Literally any game brings out the fucked up side Of jerma
A simulation of real life makes him go all out because he can do things what he can’t normally. What a SICK FUCK
They really do, he was at his most deranged in Fart Simulator 2022.
im scared how jerma took 7 minutes to change the horror music, its like a normal thing for him before realizing he was streaming the whole time
omg i love ur pfp
😊😊😊 3:06
Genuinely like wtf
45:44 "why does nobody wanna see the beautiful statue of liberty?" [pans over to his entire city on fire]
47:14 “Put another toll after the toll. Can I do that? Is that legal?”
Not only is that legal, Jerma, that is the standard operating procedure for Japanese highways.
"I'm 90- No I'm 100% sure I'm not your dad" what happened to that 10% jerma? What are you hiding from us?
He did some quick mental calculations to the last time he had sex
@@Hugsloth 'It was two thousand and- no, no, I'm a virgin'
he remembered he's a virgin
@@tahutoa He never had sex with his girlfriend?
@@JosephAvenetti the jerma bastard detector is a bestseller on the appstore
His IMMEDIATE realization that the cadence of "Don't make fun of me" sounds like Duel of the Fates kills me
Timestamp?
@@superguy9834 just right at the beginning, about 3 seconds in
@@DarkTree oops, must have just forgot. Sorry about that!
@@superguy9834 it's cool homie, happens
Duel of the fates kills me? I think he was thinking of star wars.
Gotta love the Jerma moments that cause you to sit back in your chair, chuckle, and say "what the fuck is he even talking about?"
every stream is a jerma moment
@@polojuice2432 I think you just had a Jerma moment my dude
@@PointsofData Y-y-yknow, like, when you're in english class and like, the teacher comes up and he's like 'ey, jeremy, show me you working out' and I don't want to do that! No- someone in chat just said stop doing pushups in class, I'm not- listen, I'm not- *turns on webcam, looks into it* okay, it's like, when your teacher and you are, like, fucking- *long pause, turns of webcam, breaks into laughter*
In this stream: Jerma going on a minutes long tangent about the probability of him being a chat member's father
"You can never go wrong with blue in a Petsmart"
Everytime Jerma stops the stream to view a picture of himself, it always looks like a result of that one minigame in Mario Party
The fact that this comment is so vague and I have no idea what your talking about makes it funnier
@@jbezoarjr5269 it's the minigame Face Lift
@@jbezoarjr5269 It's even better if you've played the Face Lift minigame before but so long ago that the joke slowly bleeds into your brain like a stroke, like the one that the characters suffered when I would try to recreate their face.
I somehow know exactly what you're talking about hahaha
I can hear that mini game music in my head now
The immediate little “…heyy” after .5 seconds of listening to the jazz station just shows how naturally hilarious Jerma is as a person
A very Kramer "hey," at that.
That was INSTANT
He is hardwired to come up with a joke to any event. Sometimes it's terrible, sometimes it's gold. That's why he is hilarious to watch and why the -2 +2 meme is hardcoded into chat
Timestamp for this moment:
7:37
@@llefty thanks
Jerma can play a city builder and talk about possibly fathering one of his viewers at the same time, truly unhinged.
he's 90% sure he's not your father
@@mpbjacana7510 reasonable error margin
Don't forget about getting soaked by a bidet that he doesn't know anything about...
little does jeremy know that cities are not in fact designed by architects
architect = city planner, just like archaeologist = geologist
@@SLDR23876 what are civil engineers
@@normanjeans2798 engineers who are nice
@@Slop_Dogg what are civil wars?
@@Hoodied wars that were nice
I like how as soon as he finds out about tolls, the power IMMEDIATELY goes to his head
Average NY and NJ infastructure
12:07 I like how in his head he doubted himself a little bit and thought there was at least a small chance he was someone's dad.
You know it's gonna be a good upload when the first three minutes are dedicated to Jerma yelling at chat like an angry teacher
"Im not starting the stream until chats quiet." *chat continues to ask Jerma to count how many teeth he has or to show his feet on the camera* "Ill wait, ill wait."
Mr. Elbertson hasn't had his coffee yet
And segues into his own rendition of “Duel of the Fates” from Star Wars
Jerma is the guy who buys every single dlc and expansion individually for a game he never played and then says he isn't rich
He's not rich he's just horrible at budgeting
His debt is proof of that
He liquidated his retirement fund to pay for the live action rumble
I remember some guy mentioning that he made like 800k last year, and somehow managed to spend most of it on his special streams. Mr Greenz spends only to gain.
@@slyseal2091 there was a leak of twitch revenue for big channels, but I have no idea if that took into account twitchs portion or taxes or whatever.
Idk why this was uploaded AFTER the other Cities Skylines video but weirdly enough knowing how things are by the next stream makes this video funnier
this guy's scheduling is FUCKED
Why is Jerma making fun of making the Statue of Liberty 2 while living in the city that did the same thing
that bidet bit was like an entire seinfled plot erupting out of a guy
burstchester jerrry seinfeld
fun fact: jerma was actually the man behind the entire infrastructure of NJ!
it looked familiar...
Jerma designs his cities with a can of silly string.
I can't believe Jerma's downfall would be a bidet
Let this be a lesson for all those who are tempted by the satanic influence of a bidet. They are not your friend and will obliterate your mind and your ass.
I like to imagine the Long Drive Dad is the same guy as the Landfill Dad.
Who's the same guy as Wall Dad
I remember one video of Jeremy talking about his mom saying he should run for public office. Could you imagine him being the mayor of Boston? The city would burn down in a day.
Have you ever seen a street map of Boston? I think at one point the city must have been run by Jerma
My fellow Americans....
GYAS.
"I'm Jeremy 985 and I approve this message."
@@darkcheese98 7:20
This absolute psycho can't, even when trying his hardest, play this game correctly. It ALWAYS end in chaos.
Jerma is a trickster god
the way he plays it makes me (a business major) want to cry. i can't stop rewatching this trainwreck
wouldnt have it any other way
@@SRowntree [
"We need to start playing the game. Anyway, these roads look like those double popsicles, anybody have one of those." Psycho
Imagine how horrible it would be if the ONLY way out of or into a city was through like 50 different toll booths
Jerma has the city-planning sensibilities of a warlord
suddenly saying "don't make fun of me" to the tune of duel of the fates is sending me into a coma
YES! Another installment of "Jerma Screams at Voices Only He Can Hear"
Welcome. Welcome to Wink Dink City. You have chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centres. I thought so much of Wink Dink City that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Statue of Liberty so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call Wink Dink City my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown - welcome to Wink Dink City. It's safer here.
It's physically painful to watch Jerma trying to play this game but I can't look away
LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-
This but with every jerma video
Train wreck Andy
I dunno, this video made me want to get this game more than watching any competent player has
He’s completely forgot Boston. He’s been assimilated into Vegas
He's from Boston but always had a Vegas state of mind
You can take the streamer out of Vegas, but you can't take Vegas out of the streamer
He's becoming Mr. Green for real
@@atomicanachronism8849 ruclips.net/video/kdJmUhfYLw8/видео.html
I got this game because of Jerma, and a year later I've played 30 minutes total
If you’re into games where you can spend hours or days building up resources and such you should try endless space 2 or total war 2 if you have weeks. A lot of people like Civ but i find the combat lacklustre but there’s still a decent amount of strategy.
@@IzmGunner01 bro he just said he had 30 minutes total
It's not so much having to dump time into it, you just very quickly realize how different it is if you're not a streamer and playing "with" a bunch of people. Goofing around suddenly isn't as fun and trying to build seriously is pretty difficult/daunting, even with unlimited money and whatnot. Suddenly I don't feel nearly as bad for him not knowing how to make roads, shit's super confusing even trying to play it now
@@Patrick.Weightman That’s the beauty of complex games my friend. Of course it’s not for everyone but if you get into them you can lose yourself in how creative you can be with strategies or the flexibility of game mechanics. Finding crazy shit like building a massive army to take over half the map in ever space 2 takes forever to happen but the payoff feels so rewarding.
Same lol, barely made it past the tutorial. Oh well
i always forget how beautiful the plaque on the statue of liberty is:
"let's go get everybody over here, and have a great day, and...and bring on the red sox, or whatever it's called."
real shit, femboygorou
*Jerma sees an ambulance*
*IMMEDIATELY starts laughing*
what is wrong with this guy??
jerma going batshit over the concept of a bidet kills me
"iT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL, IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL, NONONO..."
-last known words of MAD architect jeremiah
It took Jerma being 47 years of age, and through a video game to find out cities are built through planning and human labor rather than Santa putting down a telephone pole overnight
Fifty minutes of Jerma is the best Christmas present
Imagine watching the VOD 🤯
Wait until you check out the stream archives
7:32 "I'm a begging e-clown" never forget. That fish destroy this man.
46:31 I fell asleep watching this video and had a nightmare about highway dispersing, having to go by statute of liberty and getting stuck in traffic and going through several toll booths in a row
Re watching this I realize how much this fucked up moment influenced my dream
“Wink Dinks” might have been my best one guy moment of 2020. ill legit think about it for so long lol
You did "Wink Dink"????
My favorite part is how the stream devolved to Jerma deleting any and all entrances to the city purely to fund his toll booth hellscape
the haunting music perfectly fits Jerma's ramblings
Chat making Jerma use Spiffing Brit's toll exploit is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen
7:53 Couldn't even go 8 minutes without thinking people are going to see him Naked.
I somehow knew he was gonna do a “Duel of Fates” joke in the beginning.
I’m starting to get Jerms in my brain.
Jerma would be the first person to make a hive city in real life, what a psycho
Someone made "the most efficient city" in some version of SimCity and it is the most depressing dystopian hive mind shit Ive ever seen
@@PointsofData Jerma is the kind of guy to make a city where people live to 35 and die before they're less productive, he created it just so he could have the statue of liberty in his city so fucked up
@@doggerthedog6744 yknow what thinking about it I think I watched it in 1985 in Tallahassee Florida on a CTV monitor while watching Jerma go on his spree on the other monitor
Or maybe that was the AI mascot we had specially made to look like all serial killers at once
Wait...wait we never got that thing back into containment hold on
The jermperor of jermkind
This video is just more evidence that jerma would make a great president
but you'd only have one day to pay taxes, and that day tax rate would be 95%
Jeremy encountering Paradox DLC policy is the funniest thing to me
Only a man from Massachusetts would attempt 3 tolls in a row
SwizzlyBubbles did a great job with this video. This felt like an old Jerma video and the cuts were hilarious
When you watch this video, I want you to watch the first 3 minutes of jerma designing the city, and then skip to 42:37... Thank me later.
Anything Jerma builds makes me Cities Cry-line
hhhehe
be dum tsh
+2
😕
38:16
"Jerma PLEASE check the water pumps"
"What?"
".................................oh."
Short streamer learns what it's like to be tall by looking down on a city he made himself.
jerma essentially built every mid sized car centric city that exists in america
bottlenecks everywhere, no room for actual driving no pedestrian walkways. very entertaining to watch lol
LMAO I just checked and my small American hometown is literally bigger than Dublin 😂😂😂 you don't even have one real city in your entire country. Dublin is literally the size of my childhood neighborhood. Imagine being Irish and trying to insult anyone else's infrastructure. You guys can't even build one proper city and you think you can call yourself a real country? Absolutely hilarious
0:02 Duel of the Fates
Jerma is unintentionally a wonderful game salesman because nothing makes me want to play a game like watching him play it horribly
When it got to the “statue district” part I laughed harder than I have maybe in the last few years. Holy shit, still recovering
Local "Professional Streamer" doesn't have Tree Pack 18
38:26 that little "oh" sends me every time
Jerma getting mad at the "unicorn jewlery seller" complaining about taxes, and then realizing that taxes ARE higher than he wanted. Extremely underrated moment
It’s so fucking funny that he just does the “another lane will fix it” meme
you're doing great things jeremy, keep it up
There's something about sim games that makes Jerma super vulgar and super pissed
I’d get mad too if my park burned down while smoking was outlawed
@@rampageblizzard yeah, big time. But was off his rocker at the beginning of the game
Big credit to Jerma for making this game seem more fun than it actually is by a long shot.
jerma trying to fix the roads to then panning over and seeing everything on fire is the funniest thing ever @41:40
35:55 the amount of times you see this happen in michigan is insane, especially up north. there's a spot near me where people kept crashing (it's a turn onto a curved 70mph highway) so they installed a light and i'm amazed the crashes haven't doubled. you don't see the light until, like, 3 seconds before you have to stop lmfao
i dont know whats funnier, the fact that he's saying "i bet you guys didnt think i'd make it this far" when all he has is some roads and houses, or the fact that i didn't think he'd make it that far
I like how he says we shouldn’t use presidents names for street names but then suggests “Garfield court.” There literally was a president whose last name was Garfield.
Perfect unintentional comedic timing lol
Jermas steadfast commitment to never playing this game in any real capacity has me fucking rolling
29:39 only Jerma would pause the game to let everyone give their *FULL* attention to his "throwing a broken tv over the hedge into the dump" routine
The panic in jermas voice mixed with the cacophony of wailing fire trucks made me laugh until I pissed myself
"Why are there fires everywhere!?"
Because you've created hell.
Literally a 50 minute mental breakdown over a digital city
47:00 if he added a bunch of bike lanes, bus lanes and a 25mph speed camera, then thats pretty much new york in a nutshell,
Jerma casually dismissing the entire ice cube making business 💀
The highway tolls with the obligatory statute of Liberty stop bit had me in tears
PSYCHO city mayor REMOVES city entrances to FORCE innocent highway drivers into paying TOLLS and visiting his Statue of Liberty
i legitimately almost died of laughter when the forest fire got followed up by a residential fire.
41:32 jerma's knowledge of city planning already matches that of the average american city planner. impressive
i haven't laughed this hard since his dollhouse stream, some of his lines made me laugh and cry out loud like 43:36
the best part of the toll road thing is that its a major exploit in the game
I just fucking choked on my food from laughing when he put that roundabout next to the highway.
*tells a funny about streamers who take ages to do stuff because they talk constantly*
*is a streamer who takes ages to do stuff because he talks constantly*
Thank you Jeremy, very cool!
“Tells a funny” 😂
37:35
Jerma: "I've got to delete this!"
(Next shot, zoomed out, it's still there and there's now houses around it)
The roundabout with an intersection inside of it killed me
I thought the horror BGM was put in by the video editor to make his ranting seem even more dangerous and insane
Is that a real thing you can do? Put tollbooths on the starting highway and generate infinite money from the random drivers that spawn on the highway?
Yes
I think Spiff optimized it to a point where it was his city's main industry. It's so profitable but morally corrupt, lmao
@@wogaloo Jerma unironically is a fucking genius.
7:53 jerma finally admits that hes a computer program
Every time I watch jerma play a game like this I'm reminded of the one guy who said Jerma's like those mobile game ads
The door opening sound at 29:55 absolutely tickled me
I am so glad 2ndJerma saw the hype and made a prequel