Zerma's Rise to Stardom
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- Опубликовано: 26 фев 2022
- (*Indiscriminate jiggling noises.*)
Originally streamed/recorded on October 19th, 2020
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Игры
>bets his entire life savings
>loses it all
>bets $1
>gets blackjack
sigma grindset
you only lose if you quit
why are you everywhere i am
sigma fact: 90% of gambling addicts quit right before making it big
nothing is more representative of gambling than this
I can only imagine that Jerma hasn't seen this thumbnail, and he'll come across it sometime in a week or so and have a breakdown.
“That’s not a real image, is it? It can’t be. I never did that! Did I?”
This IS the manifestation of all those weird naked dreams he keeps talking about.
Its on his channel soooo might be everyday 😏
I'm having a breakdown looking at it.
But then someone will ask is this you? And he will respond with, "Byeah"
a guy shaking his huge fat stomach in a microphone while stock music blares in the background, with the most toxic twitch chat possible, sounds like a weird dream your friend would describe to you
He's literally looking at zorn on stream and all chat cares about is the low framerate
Seems accurate to me
they couldn't see the zorn with the 144p
+2
Exactly how it would go down
He can't keep getting away with it.
This stream was a cautionary tale about the dark suls streamer to fat fetish asmr streamer pipeline
What losing to pinwheel does to you.
pyrocynical
@@evanohlsten7814 Pyrocynical is unironically based for pivoting to "openly has a fat furry kink and doesn't care what you think," he's LEFT his flop era
Good lord, what a sentence
@@UseZapCannon good for him, I think?
The fact that he sees a schoolbus and IMMEDEATELY the first thing he does is chase it says a lot about out society
dogboy streamer
He is a dog
Love the fact that the stream evolve from streaming to somewhat a feeder fetish stream
As most streams of his do.
@Tisna Rahani as most of his streams do.
@@theneonllama416 Getting those thumbs up, huh?
@Tisna Rahani as most of his streams do.
@@theneonllama416 ratio'd himself
I’m the middle ground in the Slug Pog debate. I want it to be one of the usable emotes, but I don’t want anyone to use it.
@New world order shuddup
Legit. I never want to see it used. But if I don't have the option I will revolt.
slug pog is so funny why do you hate it??
Slug pog centrist
Petition to mandate that all chat messages in his streams have to be from this games chat. Gems like "I bought chips and cola" and "I paid for this internet. Entertain me". I wonder how long it'd take him to catch on
I bet he would catch on pretty quick. But if you mixed in just enough of them with the real chat messages that people are writing then it would be much harder to notice.
Now that sounds like real mindfuck in the making.
It's basically that Real Chat or AI game someone made with Jerma's chat
They did that during the stream lol
The fact that the game’s chat is completely toxic is so hilarious to me.
What do you mean game?
@@no_name3836 there is a chat system in-game when you are streaming
zuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@@cooldudemcgee4457 Whooooosh
Imagine the most toxic comunity is from a guy that shake his belly for 4 hours
"don't tell me to play blackjack when i have 80 dollars to my name"
**HARD CUT TO BLACKJACK**
when he yelled "NAKED GIRLS" and then ran over a woman on the sidewalk i lost it. this streamer must be stopped
the best streams are the ones where he just slowly metamorphs into some disgusting creature
Its odd how many times this has happened
@@realleon2328please tell me the others
“This is not even correct”
*snatches his waist”
“There we go, now it’s more correct”
Well, where do you think all those burritos are going?
jerma yassification
49:40 for juggles the great's famous quote "YOU LIKE THAT ONE, GOD?!"
“I have a really long torso and short legs”
He’s literally an among us crewmate
Reverse Conan O'Brien
dont listen to his lies hes the imposter
@@TheMarkoSeke brien o'conan
Weasel
Well no, a he’s an imposter. Plus the among us characters are mostly head and legs
25:05 his character gets hit by a school bus and the first thing in his mind is "I gotta shit"
i feel like he hit the school bus rather than it hitting him
Yeah haha it ran into him triggering his first bowel movement in 3 days
This thumbnail is completely deranged and psychotic, I like it
Classic jerma fan
I’m just a young mexican stoner that smokes weed on my RUclips channel, tryna me it out the hood One Day👌 When i look at the top , there isn’t NO mexicans
😳🤝🗿
morbid obesity makes me want to fucking throw up, nothing abt it is funny to me.. happy to see somebody likes it anyway
@@Jasmine_06 Nobody tell them about feedism
This is by far the most foul, disgusting thumbnail yet. How dare you show me a picture of jerma shirtless?
stop watching zorn
we have mountains to thunder
That hard cut at 3:29 from Jerma driving normally on the road to him flying through the air is the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
As Juggles evolved, his chat made him more and more toxic and he doubled down on all the negative sides of his personality. Eventually turning into a greedy severely overweight man who shakes his flab for a living and torments twitch
Eventually he invested into bananas and got addicted to gambling and eventually changed his name to Mr. Green
Nikocado Avocado
Evolved??
So he became Nikocado with extra steps.
Yeah, nikocaco in a nutshell
"eat the beans" "beans HURT" i cant with this man
Watching this stream is like the chat are little ants that have entered through Jerma's ear and are watching his brain explode from the inside.
What if Jerma was morbidly obese this whole time but his vtuber avatar was just what we thought he looked like
its a fact by now that the jerma you see is fake.
that would explain the inhuman expressions he manages to make too :D
Why would he give himself a dancers body and a beer belly ON PURPOSE
@Tisna Rahani Shut up bot
This is without a doubt one of Jerma’s funniest streams
His performance as Juggles was Oscar worthy
@@roach9397 juggles absolutely attends B’yeah meetings
This is without a doubt one of Jerma’s streams
@@nextosam. this is true
@@roach9397 He won best new character 2020. The Oscars are shit next to the Jermawards
jerma's favorite passtime is running up behind schoolbuses, overtaking them in speed, then standing in front of them and crushing the engine with their own speed
I love the thought of juggels the great starting a steam on a whim so he can pay his electric bill
Immediately had Juggles the Great flashbacks and started shaking violently. Get this man OFF THE INTERNET
~ 𝓸𝓱 𝓷𝓸 ~
*begone bots*
@New world order Check out these nuts.
@New world order I'll miss your funeral instead
Imagine you're watching a stream of a guy drawing a really weird creepy face on a whiteboard, and he says, "I feel dizzy, I need medicine... I'll get it after the stream..."
He should be BANNED for LIFE!
That's literally any artist who streams though
I was literally just thinking the other day “jerma is literally just human Daffy Duck”
I was horribly ill when I tuned into this stream, and I had to stop watching because I was in serious pain from laughing so hard. All-timer stream.
PSYCHO streamer KILLS sick viewers with his VOICE
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 10/10
hope you feel better now, sounds rough
@@KonamiCoda i am!
hope you feel better now, sounds rough x2
Hearing Jerma go "You are obese" with the cadence of Christopher Walken absolutely sent me. 9:05
his true calling.
"you are abees-" [wheezing laughter]
I’ve never laughed harder at a jerma video than this one. The Gatorade line got me. I forgot what the thumbnail looked like and lost it when i saw it again.
32:32 is so depressing when you imagine a real person making those plans
Jerma starts an ASMR stream and chat instantly jumps to 778% toxicity
20:16
Jerma finally realizes that chat is all in his head.
i’d like to imagine this is how he actually lives and this stream was a cry for help masked by his inability to take anything seriously for more than 3 minutes
53:18 ZERMA gets ZANNED for ZERKING OFF
That part with the internet not working for Zerma felt too real, like i genuinely felt sadness for the character of Zerma and what he had become
Imagine playing Streamer Life Simulator and then suddenly it pulls a 'Welcome to the Game' hack bullshit on you.
That sloshing “jiggling stomach” sound enrages me. It makes me sick to my stomach hearing it with headphones in and I can’t explain it.
Isn't that what some people term misophonia? Apparently very specific sounds can make you really upset.
@@siegfriedhiryu4660 maybe. This is the first sound I’ve found that horrifically upsets me other than the sound styrofoam makes. It makes me physically ill and I have puked from just seeing someone touch styrofoam. I’ve always just said I have styrophobia. But this invokes the same reaction in me as styrofoam.
@@BengalGecko i have that styrofoam thingy too! Never tolerated it, it's equivalent to nails on a chalkboard. In addition to sounds, Certain textures also just feel *bad* to me
zerma the first ever male belly dancer streamer
This is a class analysis commentary video.
53:20 the biggest achievement of my life is being the one guy who made it on the 2ndjerma vid, it's all been downhill since
YOU
You've opened Pandora's box.
i love when jerma is pretending to be a stereotypical livestreamer
20:46 one of my personal favorite Jerma sounds
RUclips literally played a Doordash ad right after he said "worst fuckin' UberEats driver." It was so perfectly timed i thought it was the editor doing a bit at first, but no, it was the RUclips algorithm at work.
uploaders can choose when the ads are though, so we can believe
@@Chocolate83Bunny Ads are generally personal due to them knowing your searches/ hears you say
The hack attempts on the ASMR streams were in desperation to get Juggles to stop
46:20 Made me feel that “Juggles the Great” was a horribly weird circus performance where a man looking like the godskin apostle shakes his stomach and passes out halfway through
Godskin noble?
How does he manage to be so terrible at braindead simple games?
I lost it every time he got hacked and failed the toddler level quicktime event
He was busy doing bits, the psychopath.
I just don’t know why he STOOD ON 14
literally a god at undertale & isaac
heart attack when he sees simon says
Can beat famously difficult top-down movement bosses first try
Will break down at a pipe puzzle
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 he’s a gambler, he understands that the dealers hand also determines how you bet, but he’s Jerma so he forgot the rules. if the dealer’s revealed card is higher than a 6, i think the stats say you should stand
@@Mr_Spaghetti The rule is if your hand is in a bad spot (14,15,16 or so) and the dealer has anything below a 6 visible, it's likely they'll be forced to hit and possibly bust. Only works well when counting cards on rich decks but is still usually better than hitting a 15
This thumbnail will open the floodgates for a certain type of fanart
don't
@@megalomaniacalHalide I cannot be stopped
@@bkebradley neither can the anvil I'm about to drop on you.
Jempreg
All characters will inevitably become Mr. Green
Now we just need a Real Jerma-certified quality ASMR Zerk-off stream and we can ascend to heaven.
My favourite part was when Jeremy Elbertson had a mental breakdown and wholeheartedly believed that his viewers were a figment of his imagination
There should be a prize for ”worst youtube thumbnail” like... my god
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Juggles The Great
This is one of my favourite streams he’s ever done
It’s so sad his virtual stream couldn’t hear him to them he was muted the whole time.
Juggles the Great is Jerma's best character, no contest
We were one blackjack win away from Mr. Greenz part two
Well now we know what Jerma's home door-bell sounds like, putting it in the wiki rn
I watched this live and I absolutely loved it. I wished he played it again.
@New world order okay
Yeah it's hard to believe it's been a year and a half
The “I want you to buttchug” comment incident nearly gave me a fucking hernia.
33:38 I shit you not, I started saying "-body once told me" out loud to myself, under my breath, 2 seconds before Jerma did. Same brainrot!
Real timestamp is 37:38
Unreal timestamp is 39:38
i'm so glad kingassripper decided to start streaming
52:59 Foreshadowing of Jer,a zerking off on camera
Lightsidebill really should have turned off his stream before cranking it.
Oh shit !!! I just finished SuperDazza's edit of this stream and this came out. Loved the ZornHub ban part, very cool Zerma!
That Slug Pog is a gift and a curse
Pregnant Jerma thumbnail?
LEESSS GOOOO
certified pog moment
isn't that juggles? i listen to that guy all the time
slug pog if you will
The thumbnail is what happens when Jerma becomes a League of Legends streamer.
Man if Jerma does a real life streamer simulator irl stream some time.
1:52
Jerma essentially says “I would be shorter if I was shorter” and doesn’t even blink.
This fucking himbo.
I can't explain why the juggles stuff is as hysterical as it is but even months later i can't stop laughing
The Jerma985 order:
- Big Mac
It's nice to see Mr. Green make a return.
"Why am I trying to entertain these people?? They're not real"
this stream has a special palce in my heart, its the first jerma vod i ever watched and kept laughing so much
27:00 this implies we will get either a csgo loot box stream or a hairpulling torture stream
56 minutes wasn’t long enough. This was hilarious
34:21 ENJOY THE TINGLES
"Pogs their pants"
just got jumpscared by fat jerma
If 2ndJerma is so good, why isn’t there a 2ndJerma 2
cute thumbnail bestie
Juggles is just an alternate universe Mr Green
Jebediah "Juggles" Green first earned his fortune streaming
I’m laughing so hard at the thumbnail:
“Ew. I’m reporting you.”
*Has subbed for 5 Months in a row!*
Loves the Jeremy "Zerma" 985 ASMR Stream. such briliant idea to put games as a background
Jerma, the term you're looking for to describe this and drug dealer sim isn't "game", it's "Cashgrab asset flip"
When he played the music while doing asmr I fucking died
Oh man this is the stream that almost made me piss my pants
Seriosly one of the funniest Jerma streams ever
Jerma always has the best thumbnail 😂😂
Imagine buying 600$ VGA only to get 15fps in Counter Strike 😆
welcome to pc gaming in 2022
I see you everywhere lol, I just saw you in another recent vid.
You mean countar strika?
My favorite in-game comment is "I'm not a sub. I am using Adblock. I don't send Donate. I watch for free. CRY"
This video became so deranged so quickly
The fact this is lagging so badly for me makes it so much funnier. I can't tell if the pauses are on purpose or if it's lag. This is fantastic
9:37 he predicted the future
Adin ross moment
Absolute MANIAC Plays Computer Simulation of HIS OWN JOB
Jerma basically just became NikocadoAvocado in this game lmao
1:39 Jerma brags about his thigh gap.
35:08 zerma predicts the future live on stream live on stream
YO HE BE JIGGLING THOUGH?!
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