Watching Jerma play is like one of those ads that infuriates you on purpose, so you go "oh I could do a way better job than this fuckin' idiot, I'm gonna download it right now!".
Most recent ones of his i've watched are cooking simulator....and this is 100% true. I really want to play pizza simulator just because he sucks so bad and I want to see the actual game being played correctly
@@leggonarm9835are there malls in Europe? Like I'm sure there are technically, but are they a thing there still? They're hardly a thing in the states anymore
@@calebmonks5148 Shit, sorry dude, I thought you were joking around, hate to be the one breaking this to you - that responsibility should've fell to your parents, like the birds and the bees, but hey, better late than never. Jeremiah "Jerma" Elbertson is actually a largely fictitious character, a more cohesive entity made by combining the characters of certain pagan myths that were adopted into the faith with a potentially real historical character (archeological finds are still inconclusive on the remains) that played an active part in the early days of the faith. When the Ster Testament was put together, as a combination of the old STAR_ Testament and a slew of posthumous scriptures, apocryphal texts and other religious stories that homogenized into the faith over time, an effort was made to solidify the myths into a familiar cast of characters, cutting down on the hundreds of individual entities into a more manageable and canonizable number. 'Jerma' is iconically remembered as the 'King of the Junjle' in Ballfondler 4:20, but that is in fact a pagan story adapted into the faith, for example. The earliest apparitions of what might've been the real historical character in earnest are the "TF2 Scout" fables, most notably Extinguisher 6:9 and Extinguisher 13:37, which are later mythified and glorified retellings of mostly accurate historical events of which this Jeremiah would've been an important part of. From there on it gets harder to find passages for which tangible evidence of his existence or participation can be derived, and it's assumed most are myths of the faith itself or borrowed from prior or contemporary regional beliefs and pagan stories. It's rather sad that the entire arc of 'One Guy moment' passages are little more than fables, but they remain profoundly spiritual texts of knowledge, iconic in the childhoods of so many as endearing, entertaining and edifying cautionary tales, and an interesting exploration of Streamerhood for the more scholarly inclined. Again, sorry for the dour news man, I hope you'll take it in stride and see the beauty in it - have a good week, and Pog bless you :)
31:00 is still one of my favorites of this vod, its like the victory music invades his vocal chords and he fights against it but it wins and makes him sing it, horrifying
I like how Jerma would rather construct a business from the ground up to hop on a demand trend instead of installing anti-theft devices because "You can't steal from a movie theater."
Jerma: - loses 200$ a day from paying to many office workers - spends 150k on walls for a store he can't afford and office workers he can't afford - "How do i not have any money?"
50:23 if the prices were 80% off, I’d absolutely shop here even if it meant risking being eaten by giant Jerma, I’d just bring some kind of weapon to attack the giant hand as soon as he grabbed me and then leave with my heavily discounted goods 😎
dude the craziest thing just happened to me at 50:48 I was taking my meds and I have a really hard time swallowing pills so I was psyching myself up and with a lot of water in my mouth waiting for the big gulp and literally AT THE SAME TIME I was finally able to swallow, jerma did that gulping noise. It was so surreal what the hell anyways thanks for reading have a great day
is there a compilation of all the things jerma would rather be naked on stream than do? everytime i think I've heard every version of this bit another one pops up
I was having a lovely drink at gotchas when I come back the next night with my friends and family and the fresh bread I hoot and Holler over was gone I asked the bartender and he said I’d have to go to the store across the parking lot when I get there there’s a line out the door for backpacks and candy needless to say Review ⭐️
He talks a lot about how he doesn't make any money, and yeah, thats partly his fault, but the main issue is that typical american malls don't make money. The concept and execution is just bad. Also trying to explain the low profits with theft, even tho the scurity guard costs more the he got stolen. He accidently got the most realistic mall manager experience
At around 45:20 when Jerma mentions the music is getting scary, the song that's playing is called Early Bird Deals and is probably the most relaxing song in the soundtrack. I will concede that the music is surprisingly somber at times, though! It can hit different depending on how well your mall is doing at the time.
i love how jermas a based socialist but when he plays one of these business games he becomes the greedest entrepreneur that tries to justify every terrible decision he makes
The dairy section? Yes we have the finest yogurt the best yogurt people come and tell me i have the best yogurt its true, yogurt like youve never seen, people say to me they say Jeremy you have the best yogurt meny such cases
Watching Jerma play is like one of those ads that infuriates you on purpose, so you go "oh I could do a way better job than this fuckin' idiot, I'm gonna download it right now!".
i’m sitting here wondering if that’s intentional so viewers stay longer, or if he’s actually the goblin we think he is
Most recent ones of his i've watched are cooking simulator....and this is 100% true. I really want to play pizza simulator just because he sucks so bad and I want to see the actual game being played correctly
I usually pirate the games out of spite for this tactic
@@lxjoe96 real
Maybe that’s why I bought Kenshi
He didn't even build a mall, he just built a giant Walmart and called it a grocery store
The American way my friend.
@@leggonarm9835are there malls in Europe? Like I'm sure there are technically, but are they a thing there still? They're hardly a thing in the states anymore
@@henrymartinvo theres lots
You know it's bad when you're getting long edits recommended 10 minutes after they're uploaded
critical condition
Aware
Felt
That’s literally how RUclips works
Me
Obsessed with the way he refered to the conveyor belt as a rotation sleeve. Like, whatever man
Obsessed way to belt rotation whatever
with he the as sleeve. man
Can’t resist E-cigarettes and bladder can’t go below 50% unfortunately describes me as well
Can't resist diapers
@@Wohlfe A jerma viewer without their diapers is like an angel without their wings
“Why’s he doing it like this? Is he like..having fun?” 😦
>:(
was it beavis or butthead that said that
@@doughboywhine buttvis
he really channeled his inner chatter with that one
>"I hate having parking in the middle."
>Puts parking spots in the middle anyway.
Jerma is definitely an AI or something
Do as I say, not what I do ~~ Jerma, probably.
“I suffered, so why shouldn’t they?” - Jeremiah Ninate Fiyuv
Ranted about parking lots and then proceeded to literally surround the mall with parking lots
Like there are cars on Every side of the mall 💀
I had this nightmare where jerma retired from streaming, woke up in a cold sweat, glad it was just a nightmare
LMAO imagine thinking Jerma's actually real hahaha
@@BalthorYT Wait...What!?!
@@calebmonks5148 Shit, sorry dude, I thought you were joking around, hate to be the one breaking this to you - that responsibility should've fell to your parents, like the birds and the bees, but hey, better late than never.
Jeremiah "Jerma" Elbertson is actually a largely fictitious character, a more cohesive entity made by combining the characters of certain pagan myths that were adopted into the faith with a potentially real historical character (archeological finds are still inconclusive on the remains) that played an active part in the early days of the faith. When the Ster Testament was put together, as a combination of the old STAR_ Testament and a slew of posthumous scriptures, apocryphal texts and other religious stories that homogenized into the faith over time, an effort was made to solidify the myths into a familiar cast of characters, cutting down on the hundreds of individual entities into a more manageable and canonizable number. 'Jerma' is iconically remembered as the 'King of the Junjle' in Ballfondler 4:20, but that is in fact a pagan story adapted into the faith, for example. The earliest apparitions of what might've been the real historical character in earnest are the "TF2 Scout" fables, most notably Extinguisher 6:9 and Extinguisher 13:37, which are later mythified and glorified retellings of mostly accurate historical events of which this Jeremiah would've been an important part of. From there on it gets harder to find passages for which tangible evidence of his existence or participation can be derived, and it's assumed most are myths of the faith itself or borrowed from prior or contemporary regional beliefs and pagan stories.
It's rather sad that the entire arc of 'One Guy moment' passages are little more than fables, but they remain profoundly spiritual texts of knowledge, iconic in the childhoods of so many as endearing, entertaining and edifying cautionary tales, and an interesting exploration of Streamerhood for the more scholarly inclined.
Again, sorry for the dour news man, I hope you'll take it in stride and see the beauty in it - have a good week, and Pog bless you :)
@@BalthorYTthat was impressive
@@BalthorYT thanks you for blessing me with your knowledge elder one, you must of been there when the lore was written 🙏🏼
another dumptruck upload another day of despair staved off
Right
@thetruebossofthisgym forsen1
@@watcher842rq🎉😂😂 14:54 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂gft🎉😅😊🎉
56:53 Imagine getting fired because your boss forgets you still have 3 hours left in your 14 hour shift.
No likes, you fell off
@@LaxenLarsson no likes, you fell off
@@broglee9110 no likes, you fell off
@LaxenLarsson no likes, you fell off
@noob19087 no likes, you fell off
18:42 Supposed to be building a normal grocery store and he builds a toilet paper store and an office building
31:00 is still one of my favorites of this vod, its like the victory music invades his vocal chords and he fights against it but it wins and makes him sing it, horrifying
Holy fuck lmao
@@rmshX its so funny
He’s surprisingly good at beatboxing too, which makes it even better
I like how Jerma would rather construct a business from the ground up to hop on a demand trend instead of installing anti-theft devices because "You can't steal from a movie theater."
29:04 "He sprayed them with RAT ACID"
31:00 Such raw talent! He will always be remembered 🕊🕊🕊
Frrrr that was like some professional ass beatboxing
The closest I'll get to Jerma playing Rimworld
8:03 so jerma dream store is diapers toys tampons toilet paper and condoms WHAT
what else he need
Jerma:
- loses 200$ a day from paying to many office workers
- spends 150k on walls for a store he can't afford and office workers he can't afford
- "How do i not have any money?"
I would have given anything to see jerma play weed shop 3.
50:23 if the prices were 80% off, I’d absolutely shop here even if it meant risking being eaten by giant Jerma, I’d just bring some kind of weapon to attack the giant hand as soon as he grabbed me and then leave with my heavily discounted goods 😎
If he eats the cashier, it's 100% off
dumptruck i'm madly in love with you
(translation: genuinely, thank you so much for making these long edits)
Dumptruck i’m madly in love with you
(translation: i’m madly in love with you)
Too many ads
@@zarrowthehorse ublock until youtube actually screens scam ads
I still believe this man has never seen a shopping mall in his life. Anyway, RIP Jerma, I loved your content buddy, I hope you found peace
dude the craziest thing just happened to me at 50:48 I was taking my meds and I have a really hard time swallowing pills so I was psyching myself up and with a lot of water in my mouth waiting for the big gulp and literally AT THE SAME TIME I was finally able to swallow, jerma did that gulping noise. It was so surreal what the hell anyways thanks for reading have a great day
this is good 👍
this is good 👍
this is good 👍
this is good 👍
this is good 👍
i love how every jerma stream is somebodies favorite. they’re like pokemon in that way
This is infuriating in ways I could never hope to explain in words
🤬🤬🤬
I only wish these were uploaded with chat so we can see how insane they are
The fact that there's no chat make it seem like he's responding to no one at all which I find inherently funnier
The full streams on RUclips have a chat replay extension, I think.
(I think and not know because I never watch with chat)
what the FUCK is he doing
is there a compilation of all the things jerma would rather be naked on stream than do? everytime i think I've heard every version of this bit another one pops up
He just wants to be naked on stream but he'll get banned
the ambrosia sustains you for another day
falling asleep to Jerma until he makes the most foreign inhuman sound imaginable to wake you up 43:15
This was the very first stream i watched and got me hooked on jermas content :>
finally, bedtime content. insomnia is cured
This is one of my favorite Jerma streams thank you so much for your service
I was having a lovely drink at gotchas when I come back the next night with my friends and family and the fresh bread I hoot and Holler over was gone I asked the bartender and he said I’d have to go to the store across the parking lot when I get there there’s a line out the door for backpacks and candy needless to say
Review
⭐️
He talks a lot about how he doesn't make any money, and yeah, thats partly his fault, but the main issue is that typical american malls don't make money. The concept and execution is just bad. Also trying to explain the low profits with theft, even tho the scurity guard costs more the he got stolen. He accidently got the most realistic mall manager experience
scurty
PSYCHOTIC streamer SCARES a local town with his TERRIFYING business practices
Thank you for your service. sometimes I don’t wanna watch the entire vod so these edits are perfect
1:19:45 "Like a monster, Like a STUFFED PERSON" - Jeremy
Holy hell that road loop bit drove me crazy
Holy that loop drove crazy
hell road bit me
"who goes to a book store in a mall" he asks as if there aren't people (me) who go to malls exclusively for the book store
goes a store in mall asks if aren't (me) go malls for book
I hate how perfect he does the FF song @31:00 , immediately try to do it myself and fail abysmally
At around 45:20 when Jerma mentions the music is getting scary, the song that's playing is called Early Bird Deals and is probably the most relaxing song in the soundtrack.
I will concede that the music is surprisingly somber at times, though! It can hit different depending on how well your mall is doing at the time.
I thought this was a new stream and got excited qwq
Yknow I just watched the full stream of this last week...but ill watch it again god damnit!
my face hurts from laughing at the loop part at 1:06:00 ish
Otto yelling at him is the icing on the cake, like even Otto knows what chat means
Ass man with another banger
im going to put him in one of my songs like a picture on a wall
They would never get rid of the regular McChicken this man is insane.
the parking is pissing me off
i love you for doing these
35:23 ban that guy
dumptruck
dumptruck
dumptruck
according to google, drumptruck translates to dump truck
@@skarloeyexpress4353 It's an Albany expression
Jerma is actually a psycho for calling a CONVEYOR BELT a 'rotation sleeve'
I cant get over the faces
12:23 Whisper-in's to ComplexSpins
not one single mall lmao
I literally got ripped out of my half asleep state when I heard jerma apologize to me by name like wtf
200 a door is pretty cheap if you're only going through corporate channels 😅
walmart also has a pharmacy
Jerma was huge right. 3 mall 3 big park lot better than 1 big mall bigger parking lot.
No
its 6 am been up all night thanksfinally i can go to sleep
waow i remember seeing archmage in this stream’s chat
1:30:00 do you uh. do you think he knows midnight is not actually 21:00
I fucking love your videos man
4k Andy over here...
46:35 lmao
golden age jerma
Ahhh McDumpcain youve done it again
yo ur pfp is my pc's background !! ;D
Manajerma.
GOATed stream
...I'm glad Jerma isn't my boss.
...I'm glad Jerma isn't my boss.
Jerma is everyone's boss
@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment D:
football stadium andy
By god. What an atrocity... How does he do it?
By god. What an atrocity... How does he do it?
BEDSHEETS
4k Andy
football stadium andy
YOU ARE A FUCKING REAL ONE
His hands wrapped around my toilet paper. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
temba his arms open
@@kakroom3407 jerma, when the bathroom stalls fell
Thank you dumptruck
34:10
1:04:30
super omega fart
according to google, that translates to super omega speed
@@skarloeyexpress4353Fart actually means speed in Swedish.
Jorma
Schmidt
BenjamonAbrahamShelah
@@jthc5627 :)
i love how jermas a based socialist but when he plays one of these business games he becomes the greedest entrepreneur that tries to justify every terrible decision he makes
Jerma doesnt really care about politics
@@jgofimusic Did he tell you this in private or something?
@@Fuzznugg Well i doubt he reads political literature or has nuanced takes on politics or something
I can’t resist diapers either 🤤🥴
Ay yo?
this game looks like shit
The dairy section? Yes we have the finest yogurt the best yogurt people come and tell me i have the best yogurt its true, yogurt like youve never seen, people say to me they say Jeremy you have the best yogurt meny such cases
Massive Dumper.. please, I beg of you to release another long Jerma RDR2 edit. The RDR2 reserves are running dry. 🫠
1:10:40
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