Watching Jerma play is like one of those ads that infuriates you on purpose, so you go "oh I could do a way better job than this fuckin' idiot, I'm gonna download it right now!".
Most recent ones of his i've watched are cooking simulator....and this is 100% true. I really want to play pizza simulator just because he sucks so bad and I want to see the actual game being played correctly
@@calebmonks5148 Shit, sorry dude, I thought you were joking around, hate to be the one breaking this to you - that responsibility should've fell to your parents, like the birds and the bees, but hey, better late than never. Jeremiah "Jerma" Elbertson is actually a largely fictitious character, a more cohesive entity made by combining the characters of certain pagan myths that were adopted into the faith with a potentially real historical character (archeological finds are still inconclusive on the remains) that played an active part in the early days of the faith. When the Ster Testament was put together, as a combination of the old STAR_ Testament and a slew of posthumous scriptures, apocryphal texts and other religious stories that homogenized into the faith over time, an effort was made to solidify the myths into a familiar cast of characters, cutting down on the hundreds of individual entities into a more manageable and canonizable number. 'Jerma' is iconically remembered as the 'King of the Junjle' in Ballfondler 4:20, but that is in fact a pagan story adapted into the faith, for example. The earliest apparitions of what might've been the real historical character in earnest are the "TF2 Scout" fables, most notably Extinguisher 6:9 and Extinguisher 13:37, which are later mythified and glorified retellings of mostly accurate historical events of which this Jeremiah would've been an important part of. From there on it gets harder to find passages for which tangible evidence of his existence or participation can be derived, and it's assumed most are myths of the faith itself or borrowed from prior or contemporary regional beliefs and pagan stories. It's rather sad that the entire arc of 'One Guy moment' passages are little more than fables, but they remain profoundly spiritual texts of knowledge, iconic in the childhoods of so many as endearing, entertaining and edifying cautionary tales, and an interesting exploration of Streamerhood for the more scholarly inclined. Again, sorry for the dour news man, I hope you'll take it in stride and see the beauty in it - have a good week, and Pog bless you :)
31:00 is still one of my favorites of this vod, its like the victory music invades his vocal chords and he fights against it but it wins and makes him sing it, horrifying
50:23 if the prices were 80% off, I’d absolutely shop here even if it meant risking being eaten by giant Jerma, I’d just bring some kind of weapon to attack the giant hand as soon as he grabbed me and then leave with my heavily discounted goods 😎
Jerma: - loses 200$ a day from paying to many office workers - spends 150k on walls for a store he can't afford and office workers he can't afford - "How do i not have any money?"
dude the craziest thing just happened to me at 50:48 I was taking my meds and I have a really hard time swallowing pills so I was psyching myself up and with a lot of water in my mouth waiting for the big gulp and literally AT THE SAME TIME I was finally able to swallow, jerma did that gulping noise. It was so surreal what the hell anyways thanks for reading have a great day
is there a compilation of all the things jerma would rather be naked on stream than do? everytime i think I've heard every version of this bit another one pops up
I was having a lovely drink at gotchas when I come back the next night with my friends and family and the fresh bread I hoot and Holler over was gone I asked the bartender and he said I’d have to go to the store across the parking lot when I get there there’s a line out the door for backpacks and candy needless to say Review ⭐️
He talks a lot about how he doesn't make any money, and yeah, thats partly his fault, but the main issue is that typical american malls don't make money. The concept and execution is just bad. Also trying to explain the low profits with theft, even tho the scurity guard costs more the he got stolen. He accidently got the most realistic mall manager experience
The dairy section? Yes we have the finest yogurt the best yogurt people come and tell me i have the best yogurt its true, yogurt like youve never seen, people say to me they say Jeremy you have the best yogurt meny such cases
Watching Jerma play is like one of those ads that infuriates you on purpose, so you go "oh I could do a way better job than this fuckin' idiot, I'm gonna download it right now!".
i’m sitting here wondering if that’s intentional so viewers stay longer, or if he’s actually the goblin we think he is
Most recent ones of his i've watched are cooking simulator....and this is 100% true. I really want to play pizza simulator just because he sucks so bad and I want to see the actual game being played correctly
I usually pirate the games out of spite for this tactic
@@lxjoe96 real
Maybe that’s why I bought Kenshi
You know it's bad when you're getting long edits recommended 10 minutes after they're uploaded
critical condition
Aware
Felt
That’s literally how RUclips works
Me
He didn't even build a mall, he just built a giant Walmart and called it a grocery store
The American way my friend.
I had this nightmare where jerma retired from streaming, woke up in a cold sweat, glad it was just a nightmare
LMAO imagine thinking Jerma's actually real hahaha
@@BalthorYT Wait...What!?!
@@calebmonks5148 Shit, sorry dude, I thought you were joking around, hate to be the one breaking this to you - that responsibility should've fell to your parents, like the birds and the bees, but hey, better late than never.
Jeremiah "Jerma" Elbertson is actually a largely fictitious character, a more cohesive entity made by combining the characters of certain pagan myths that were adopted into the faith with a potentially real historical character (archeological finds are still inconclusive on the remains) that played an active part in the early days of the faith. When the Ster Testament was put together, as a combination of the old STAR_ Testament and a slew of posthumous scriptures, apocryphal texts and other religious stories that homogenized into the faith over time, an effort was made to solidify the myths into a familiar cast of characters, cutting down on the hundreds of individual entities into a more manageable and canonizable number. 'Jerma' is iconically remembered as the 'King of the Junjle' in Ballfondler 4:20, but that is in fact a pagan story adapted into the faith, for example. The earliest apparitions of what might've been the real historical character in earnest are the "TF2 Scout" fables, most notably Extinguisher 6:9 and Extinguisher 13:37, which are later mythified and glorified retellings of mostly accurate historical events of which this Jeremiah would've been an important part of. From there on it gets harder to find passages for which tangible evidence of his existence or participation can be derived, and it's assumed most are myths of the faith itself or borrowed from prior or contemporary regional beliefs and pagan stories.
It's rather sad that the entire arc of 'One Guy moment' passages are little more than fables, but they remain profoundly spiritual texts of knowledge, iconic in the childhoods of so many as endearing, entertaining and edifying cautionary tales, and an interesting exploration of Streamerhood for the more scholarly inclined.
Again, sorry for the dour news man, I hope you'll take it in stride and see the beauty in it - have a good week, and Pog bless you :)
@@BalthorYTthat was impressive
@@BalthorYT thanks you for blessing me with your knowledge elder one, you must of been there when the lore was written 🙏🏼
>"I hate having parking in the middle."
>Puts parking spots in the middle anyway.
Jerma is definitely an AI or something
Do as I say, not what I do ~~ Jerma, probably.
another dumptruck upload another day of despair staved off
Right
@thetruebossofthisgym forsen1
@@watcher842rq🎉😂😂 14:54 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂gft🎉😅😊🎉
“Why’s he doing it like this? Is he like..having fun?” 😦
>:(
was it beavis or butthead that said that
@@doughboywhine buttvis
he really channeled his inner chatter with that one
Can’t resist E-cigarettes and bladder can’t go below 50% unfortunately describes me as well
Can't resist diapers
@@Wohlfe A jerma viewer without their diapers is like an angel without their wings
31:00 is still one of my favorites of this vod, its like the victory music invades his vocal chords and he fights against it but it wins and makes him sing it, horrifying
Holy fuck lmao
@@RRRRRR-im2sv its so funny
56:53 Imagine getting fired because your boss forgets you still have 3 hours left in your 14 hour shift.
No likes, you fell off
@@LaxenLarsson no likes, you fell off
@@broglee9110 no likes, you fell off
@LaxenLarsson no likes, you fell off
@noob19087 no likes, you fell off
31:00 Such raw talent! He will always be remembered 🕊🕊🕊
Frrrr that was like some professional ass beatboxing
18:42 Supposed to be building a normal grocery store and he builds a toilet paper store and an office building
Obsessed with the way he refered to the conveyor belt as a rotation sleeve. Like, whatever man
8:03 so jerma dream store is diapers toys tampons toilet paper and condoms WHAT
I would have given anything to see jerma play weed shop 3.
dumptruck i'm madly in love with you
(translation: genuinely, thank you so much for making these long edits)
Dumptruck i’m madly in love with you
(translation: i’m madly in love with you)
Too many ads
@@zarrowthehorse ublock until youtube actually screens scam ads
50:23 if the prices were 80% off, I’d absolutely shop here even if it meant risking being eaten by giant Jerma, I’d just bring some kind of weapon to attack the giant hand as soon as he grabbed me and then leave with my heavily discounted goods 😎
29:04 "He sprayed them with RAT ACID"
Jerma:
- loses 200$ a day from paying to many office workers
- spends 150k on walls for a store he can't afford and office workers he can't afford
- "How do i not have any money?"
The closest I'll get to Jerma playing Rimworld
I only wish these were uploaded with chat so we can see how insane they are
The fact that there's no chat make it seem like he's responding to no one at all which I find inherently funnier
what the FUCK is he doing
dude the craziest thing just happened to me at 50:48 I was taking my meds and I have a really hard time swallowing pills so I was psyching myself up and with a lot of water in my mouth waiting for the big gulp and literally AT THE SAME TIME I was finally able to swallow, jerma did that gulping noise. It was so surreal what the hell anyways thanks for reading have a great day
this is good 👍
this is good 👍
this is good 👍
this is good 👍
this is good 👍
is there a compilation of all the things jerma would rather be naked on stream than do? everytime i think I've heard every version of this bit another one pops up
He just wants to be naked on stream but he'll get banned
This is infuriating in ways I could never hope to explain in words
the ambrosia sustains you for another day
I was having a lovely drink at gotchas when I come back the next night with my friends and family and the fresh bread I hoot and Holler over was gone I asked the bartender and he said I’d have to go to the store across the parking lot when I get there there’s a line out the door for backpacks and candy needless to say
Review
⭐️
This was the very first stream i watched and got me hooked on jermas content :>
finally, bedtime content. insomnia is cured
He talks a lot about how he doesn't make any money, and yeah, thats partly his fault, but the main issue is that typical american malls don't make money. The concept and execution is just bad. Also trying to explain the low profits with theft, even tho the scurity guard costs more the he got stolen. He accidently got the most realistic mall manager experience
scurty
This is one of my favorite Jerma streams thank you so much for your service
Thank you for your service. sometimes I don’t wanna watch the entire vod so these edits are perfect
PSYCHOTIC streamer SCARES a local town with his TERRIFYING business practices
dumptruck
dumptruck
dumptruck
according to google, drumptruck translates to dump truck
@@skarloeyexpress4353 It's an Albany expression
i love how every jerma stream is somebodies favorite. they’re like pokemon in that way
35:23 ban that guy
200 a door is pretty cheap if you're only going through corporate channels 😅
I thought this was a new stream and got excited qwq
my face hurts from laughing at the loop part at 1:06:00 ish
Otto yelling at him is the icing on the cake, like even Otto knows what chat means
I literally got ripped out of my half asleep state when I heard jerma apologize to me by name like wtf
Ass man with another banger
"who goes to a book store in a mall" he asks as if there aren't people (me) who go to malls exclusively for the book store
Yknow I just watched the full stream of this last week...but ill watch it again god damnit!
I cant get over the faces
Holy hell that road loop bit drove me crazy
walmart also has a pharmacy
12:23 Whisper-in's to ComplexSpins
im going to put him in one of my songs like a picture on a wall
the parking is pissing me off
1:19:45 "Like a monster, Like a STUFFED PERSON" - Jeremy
not one single mall lmao
...I'm glad Jerma isn't my boss.
its 6 am been up all night thanksfinally i can go to sleep
Jerma was huge right. 3 mall 3 big park lot better than 1 big mall bigger parking lot.
waow i remember seeing archmage in this stream’s chat
yo ur pfp is my pc's background !! ;D
i love you for doing these
4k Andy over here...
Manajerma.
46:35 lmao
golden age jerma
Ahhh McDumpcain youve done it again
4k Andy
football stadium andy
BEDSHEETS
GOATed stream
I fucking love your videos man
By god. What an atrocity... How does he do it?
His hands wrapped around my toilet paper. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
temba his arms open
@@kakroom3407 jerma, when the bathroom stalls fell
YOU ARE A FUCKING REAL ONE
Thank you dumptruck
34:10
Schmidt
super omega fart
according to google, that translates to super omega speed
@@skarloeyexpress4353Fart actually means speed in Swedish.
Jorma
1:10:40
I still believe this man has never seen a shopping mall in his life. Anyway, RIP Jerma, I loved your content buddy, I hope you found peace
I can’t resist diapers either 🤤🥴
Ay yo?
this game looks like shit
The dairy section? Yes we have the finest yogurt the best yogurt people come and tell me i have the best yogurt its true, yogurt like youve never seen, people say to me they say Jeremy you have the best yogurt meny such cases
Massive Dumper.. please, I beg of you to release another long Jerma RDR2 edit. The RDR2 reserves are running dry. 🫠
1:04:30