I never made the connection before with the opening. You've been bailed from jail. Which means you are still going to trial for something eventually. So the whole time you're out on bail awaiting trial you're stealing a bunch of shit and selling it at a pawn shop. This game just became a lot funnier in context of this person being some kind of fucking kleptomaniac that doesn't give a shit if he gets caught while already on the way to a conviction.
@@whilwheatonIIIwhere else shall i lay my crowned jewels? If all is shattered then i have nothing. I cannot set such precious jewels upon a cold pipe. It means more than a platter. It is necessary
If I went to steal from someone and their bedroom was just a king-sized bed with a bunch random bulges sticking up? Not only am I not breaking into that house, I'M calling the police.
Jerma having a staring contest with homeowners then loudly breaking a window after they go about 50 feet away and wondering why the police were called is such a Jerma thing lmao
13:43 this is the logic of a person who does the genocide run. They don't care that the point of the game is to steal and that killing people would be the exact opposite of a clean theft and getaway, he has to kill people just to see it happen. Pathos is a meaningless word for Jerma.
Thank you so much for making these and sharing them with us... I found your channel right as I was going through so much bullshit. Having these on in the background has been indescribably helpful. I know your prolly thinking, I'd just watch something else if these didn't exist. But that's not actually true lol. I'll just sit in silence, starring at a wall all day if I don't find something perfect like these. So thank you! 💕 💕 It means a lot.
i bought one razer product and every time i plugged it into a PC it would download and install their parasite software. I instantly threw it in the trash, couldn't even be bothered to return it.
What’s crazy to me is how well he is at pretending he doesn’t know how to steal from houses to cover up what he does off steam. It’s so scary that we let people like this roam the streets…
"That's because I'm not a thief in real life, how could I be good at something I don't do?" He says this to defend against the accusation of being bad at this game. He plays games for a living.
watching jerma try to throw bricks through windows for 20 minutes is genuinely one of the most painful things I have ever expienced,,,, am i going crazy or is his aim, like,, impossibly bad? judging the height wrong is fine, that's one thing - but why is he always aiming way to the left or right? i'm losing my mind over this even though it's completely insignificant
Jerma is an idiot, but this one is just trying shit and finding out 😂 it would be awesome to see someone react to this who did knew what they were doing and they watch jerma just running in circles and laugh while holding stolen stuff in front of witnesses and police 😮😂😂
Игры
He sounds so old. I hope hospice is going well for him 😢
I hope his soul is saved
I hope the Combine can find him a new host body , off-world relocation has really run it's toll on him 😔
@@Exobiologicthey're gonna put him in the Breen slug :(
prayers for him 🙏😔✊️
I read that as hoe-spice. I am doubly concerned. 😢
I never made the connection before with the opening.
You've been bailed from jail. Which means you are still going to trial for something eventually. So the whole time you're out on bail awaiting trial you're stealing a bunch of shit and selling it at a pawn shop.
This game just became a lot funnier in context of this person being some kind of fucking kleptomaniac that doesn't give a shit if he gets caught while already on the way to a conviction.
gets bail, immediately signs up for RentaThug
@@riikki___ fuckin genius
Burglr, the gig economy thief app
you say he's a kleptomaniac, but most of the time he's just breaking household items with a crowbar then leaving
My favorite part is how his favorite missions are the ones where he breaks in just to smash shit
Jerma hears a noise he wasn't expecting and for the next thirty seconds panics and tries to kill any living being within sight
I'm sorry you were there to see it
hes that cop that heard an acorn hit his car and got down and started shooting
@@duckonaroll1913Didn't expect to see such a recent comment
@@demonicloaf2100you are not gonna believe this
@@demonicloaf2100I live in your walls
I'm pretty sure the home owners are gonna care a lot more about the SHATTERED TOILET than the singular broken plate he was sent there for.
You clearly don't enough take pride in your dishware
@@whilwheatonIII you clearly dont take pride in your porcelain throne
@@whilwheatonIIIwhere else shall i lay my crowned jewels? If all is shattered then i have nothing. I cannot set such precious jewels upon a cold pipe. It means more than a platter. It is necessary
@@frostyelwood9898poetry… 🥹
the pink panther trap remix is killing me
I cried
The way the auto play went from the pink panther theme to
Classical dubstep kills me
the voice line of the police saying "you're under arrest!" sounds just like Jerma
1:16:26 this guy even looks a little bit like old jerma lol
>softlocked
end game is an option
>softlocked
>spends 3 hours trying to get off the stairs
idk why but the extended first person thief arms is so perfect for jerma
If he crouched and walked around he would 100% raise his arms to his face
raptor
the youtube autoplay part is so good😭😭😭
i think jerma would rly like touhou arrangements
I woke up to the loud fur elise remix playing😭
If I went to steal from someone and their bedroom was just a king-sized bed with a bunch random bulges sticking up? Not only am I not breaking into that house, I'M calling the police.
''You're under arrest'' then does a sick 360
Jerma is the type of guy to hold a lantern and a wear a bathrobe when he hears a knock on the door. Bonus points if he says "Who goes yere?"
"im like a normal person right?"
*stands behind backyard fence at eye level and stares*
Jerma having a staring contest with homeowners then loudly breaking a window after they go about 50 feet away and wondering why the police were called is such a Jerma thing lmao
The auto-generated chapters are genuinely kinda funny
The neighborhood watch
the incompetent burglar 💀
“Where’s the toilet” and “sleeping in the car” are my personal favorites
the fact that the main character of this game looks like he stepped out of a crime prevention ad is incredible
I watch Jerma because it's so frustrating to watch him play anything lol. It's so funny, but he doesn't see context clues or pop ups like ever haha
Jermaine is the embodiment of streamer brain lol.
boy oh boy i sure do love jerma i sure hope he doesnt turn to performing illegal actions to get by
I love how there is a list of controls and he proceeds to fuck up controls every time
burglah boy
Jerma not realizing that his mouse has a DPI button is an actual boomer andy moment.
it just looks like such a sad neighbourhood...
13:43 this is the logic of a person who does the genocide run. They don't care that the point of the game is to steal and that killing people would be the exact opposite of a clean theft and getaway, he has to kill people just to see it happen.
Pathos is a meaningless word for Jerma.
He can't be stopped.
best jerma stream to date, the original vod flies by somehow
The pawn shop man looks like the kid who disrespects velociraptors at the beginning of Jurassic Park
9:18 this segment with Jerma just breaking everything is somehow genius; because why would a thief do such a thing and resulting in confused police.
Thank you so much for making these and sharing them with us... I found your channel right as I was going through so much bullshit. Having these on in the background has been indescribably helpful. I know your prolly thinking, I'd just watch something else if these didn't exist. But that's not actually true lol. I'll just sit in silence, starring at a wall all day if I don't find something perfect like these. So thank you! 💕 💕 It means a lot.
get help
@@PolumbiusTheThirdnever, I like being sad
Hope you feel better
Psych ward gang ❤
@@numberswithmeaning WE MAKIN IT OUT THE PSYCH WARD WITH THIS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
i fell asleep to this after an awful day. thank ytou
Are you a machine (politely)
leefy
@@derpicat rage comic?
2:02:27 I love the idea of a self-aware burglar who is just tired of his job, but keeps on going regardless even when he knows he’s in the wrong
the fiction of a burglar bumping fur elise dubstep in their headphones to break sinks to is so good
i bought one razer product and every time i plugged it into a PC it would download and install their parasite software. I instantly threw it in the trash, couldn't even be bothered to return it.
the brick hit was worth it
The question is how do we steal Jerma? Will there be a Jerma Thief Simulator?
Ahh I got this game on my switch when it was on sale for practically free. It’s not a perfect game, but it’s fun
1:53:08
I refuse to believe Jerma shares our roadways.
Haven’t seen this stream in ages, thanks for the edit! :)
Jerma the type of guy to step on a branch alerting his presence to the skinwalker that's stalking him
jermas reference to purgatory early in the stream became a reality there at the end with the brick throwing
53:20 Jerma comes to the realization on his own of what a neighborhood watch is without actually realizing it
What’s crazy to me is how well he is at pretending he doesn’t know how to steal from houses to cover up what he does off steam. It’s so scary that we let people like this roam the streets…
SICK I love this dumb game
Jerma and the 10 second response time
So, I bought the game after watching a small bit. I did three heist in less then 25mins and got farther then jerma levels, in 5 hours
The thing is you don’t suck ass at video games.
The fact that Jerma gets distracted and fails like twenty times is what makes him so funny.
20:00
Literally ""scout"" in meet the spy
most underrated jerma stream, thanks so much for the edit
Man is obsessed with houses and rooms
"They shouldn't put a jump there"
*it was a staircase*
every time vinny started talking i thought it was fucking vinny vinesauce for a second
the beethoven dubstep remix had me crying 😭
32:26 Not a bug but a feature, if I was a criminal and saw that I wouldn’t dare to run
Sleeping to this tonight. I just know I’m gonna sleep so fucking good
Update: I slept so fucking good, doing it again
1:17:17 jermas running in there like hes a bug 😭😭
56:00 CRYING over this yelp
Bro the doorbells were so annoying lol holy Christ
"That's because I'm not a thief in real life, how could I be good at something I don't do?"
He says this to defend against the accusation of being bad at this game. He plays games for a living.
1:17:12 this is the exact scene that sums this whole stream in just over a minute
This guy's so good at video games.
narrator sounds like willem dafoe (so essentially jerma)
This man CRIES to the I.R.S.
The music is so funny
The music bits fucking killed me holy shit
”Kiirby reemix………..kiirby reemix……………kirbyremix…………….kirby reemix…………kirby remix………..”
“YAUNNERRESHD”
13:22 25:01 26:34 32:15 42:02 48:01 52:33 53:14 58:00 1:06:00 1:13:03 1:17:05
1:59:10 Hey thats the Fears to fathom: Home Alone house! exact same asset!
fur elise remix ended me
2:48:13
wonder if he ever found out vinny is indeed named after vinesauce vinny 🤔
1:17:11 is where the music starts causing issues
watching jerma try to throw bricks through windows for 20 minutes is genuinely one of the most painful things I have ever expienced,,,, am i going crazy or is his aim, like,, impossibly bad? judging the height wrong is fine, that's one thing - but why is he always aiming way to the left or right? i'm losing my mind over this even though it's completely insignificant
Wii trap remix is hard
STEEL VAGINA STEEL VAGINA
i dont know what it says about me that this is almost identical to my first experience playing this game. i even got mostly the same rankings he did.
Upper decker 😂😂😂😂
half life 3
52:40
1:17:50 the music😆
How do I find that playlist? Haha
bwuhj
5:06
1:17:03-1:18:08
2:08:49 😂
1:18:45
Hahia poopy streamer
No that's Vinesauce Joel silly.
Jerma is an idiot, but this one is just trying shit and finding out 😂 it would be awesome to see someone react to this who did knew what they were doing and they watch jerma just running in circles and laugh while holding stolen stuff in front of witnesses and police 😮😂😂
1:25:38 Pain.... if you know you know...
This is killing me!!!! Who's outro is this?? I can't for the life of me remember
@@xanderkhan7943 callmecarson, at least the one I was referring to
isn't it popular mmos?
Bro how can you run so many ads on this video?? For shame. Not your content.
Why did you decide to do a long edit for a 5 year old Jerma thief simulator stream now, instead of 5 years ago?
he didn’t start uploading until this year
yuh my name is kanye west i wear uh kanye vest cuz im dumb kanye best
i was unaware there was a time limit to these things
why did you post this comment 2 weeks ago instead of posting it 2 months ago when this video was released
@@batrachianbill9760 you killed them
This game is bad.
J🤤🤤🤤ema🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😢
hope jerma stops streaming while high bc this sucked
on god high jerma sucks cause he's so anxious it's almost like self torture how bad he reacts to everything around him
@@de-ment this stream felt like you were watching your buddy crash out drunk and vomit on his shoes while crying
@@slimaaconroylamest commenter
@@slimaaconroythats peak tho
Okay let's see you stream then
worst jerma stream to date, the original short edit felt like an eternity anyhow
??
Way to out yourself as a loser
Okay let's see you stream then
@@Dami-ey2mu on god mfs be malding HARD
Okay let's see you Jerm then
1:17:05