I never made the connection before with the opening. You've been bailed from jail. Which means you are still going to trial for something eventually. So the whole time you're out on bail awaiting trial you're stealing a bunch of shit and selling it at a pawn shop. This game just became a lot funnier in context of this person being some kind of fucking kleptomaniac that doesn't give a shit if he gets caught while already on the way to a conviction.
@@whilwheatonIIIwhere else shall i lay my crowned jewels? If all is shattered then i have nothing. I cannot set such precious jewels upon a cold pipe. It means more than a platter. It is necessary
Jerma having a staring contest with homeowners then loudly breaking a window after they go about 50 feet away and wondering why the police were called is such a Jerma thing lmao
If I went to steal from someone and their bedroom was just a king-sized bed with a bunch random bulges sticking up? Not only am I not breaking into that house, I'M calling the police.
13:43 this is the logic of a person who does the genocide run. They don't care that the point of the game is to steal and that killing people would be the exact opposite of a clean theft and getaway, he has to kill people just to see it happen. Pathos is a meaningless word for Jerma.
i’m losing it at the mental image of someone walking into a room to see a thief stealing a painting, and the thief panics and runs in random directions while still holding the ginormous painting and freaking out because he actually physically cannot put it down
Thank you so much for making these and sharing them with us... I found your channel right as I was going through so much bullshit. Having these on in the background has been indescribably helpful. I know your prolly thinking, I'd just watch something else if these didn't exist. But that's not actually true lol. I'll just sit in silence, starring at a wall all day if I don't find something perfect like these. So thank you! 💕 💕 It means a lot.
What’s crazy to me is how well he is at pretending he doesn’t know how to steal from houses to cover up what he does off steam. It’s so scary that we let people like this roam the streets…
WAIT A MINUTE. You mean to tell me Jerma listened to that same Ghostbusters Remix TWICE on stream? I thought that was a unique bit during the Papa's Freezeria stream, but I guess maybe in all the chaos of this very game and with all the time passed, he may have forgotten it. I hope I'm not the only one who made that connection.
jerma if you read this please know i have a basket over my bed that I put printed out images of you. When I'm sad I look up and think of all the great memories we shared. I wish you come back
i bought one razer product and every time i plugged it into a PC it would download and install their parasite software. I instantly threw it in the trash, couldn't even be bothered to return it.
That ringtone for when the tutorial character speaks playing every time is legitimately horrible. It sounds like an alarm clock, I can’t watch this video
watching jerma try to throw bricks through windows for 20 minutes is genuinely one of the most painful things I have ever expienced,,,, am i going crazy or is his aim, like,, impossibly bad? judging the height wrong is fine, that's one thing - but why is he always aiming way to the left or right? i'm losing my mind over this even though it's completely insignificant
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I never made the connection before with the opening.
You've been bailed from jail. Which means you are still going to trial for something eventually. So the whole time you're out on bail awaiting trial you're stealing a bunch of shit and selling it at a pawn shop.
This game just became a lot funnier in context of this person being some kind of fucking kleptomaniac that doesn't give a shit if he gets caught while already on the way to a conviction.
gets bail, immediately signs up for RentaThug
@@riikki___ fuckin genius
Burglr, the gig economy thief app
you say he's a kleptomaniac, but most of the time he's just breaking household items with a crowbar then leaving
My favorite part is how his favorite missions are the ones where he breaks in just to smash shit
I'm pretty sure the home owners are gonna care a lot more about the SHATTERED TOILET than the singular broken plate he was sent there for.
You clearly don't enough take pride in your dishware
@@whilwheatonIII you clearly dont take pride in your porcelain throne
@@whilwheatonIIIwhere else shall i lay my crowned jewels? If all is shattered then i have nothing. I cannot set such precious jewels upon a cold pipe. It means more than a platter. It is necessary
@@frostyelwood9898poetry… 🥹
A shattered toilet means massive flooding. Easily tens of thousands
Jerma hears a noise he wasn't expecting and for the next thirty seconds panics and tries to kill any living being within sight
I'm sorry you were there to see it
hes that cop that heard an acorn hit his car and got down and started shooting
@@duckonaroll1913Didn't expect to see such a recent comment
@@demonicloaf2100I live in your walls
Resident Evil 2
The way the auto play went from the pink panther theme to
Classical dubstep kills me
Don’t forget the “a very, very small loan of a million dollars” 😆
the pink panther trap remix is killing me
I cried
And the POLITICAL AD 😭😭😭😭😭 I think it’s hilarious that Jerma doesn’t use an adblock on RUclips…. What streamer doesn’t have Adblock??
@@ChewyTwee I've noticed that, my guess is that it's not technically allowed so they just don't want to cause themselves issues (love ur avatar btw)
Jerma having a staring contest with homeowners then loudly breaking a window after they go about 50 feet away and wondering why the police were called is such a Jerma thing lmao
the fiction of a burglar bumping fur elise dubstep in their headphones to break sinks to is so good
the voice line of the police saying "you're under arrest!" sounds just like Jerma
1:16:26 this guy even looks a little bit like old jerma lol
>softlocked
end game is an option
>softlocked
>spends 3 hours trying to get off the stairs
idk why but the extended first person thief arms is so perfect for jerma
If he crouched and walked around he would 100% raise his arms to his face
raptor
"im like a normal person right?"
*stands behind backyard fence at eye level and stares*
He sounds so old. I hope hospice is going well for him 😢
I hope his soul is saved
I hope the Combine can find him a new host body , off-world relocation has really run it's toll on him 😔
@@Exobiologicthey're gonna put him in the Breen slug :(
prayers for him 🙏😔✊️
I read that as hoe-spice. I am doubly concerned. 😢
If I went to steal from someone and their bedroom was just a king-sized bed with a bunch random bulges sticking up? Not only am I not breaking into that house, I'M calling the police.
Timecode?
@@johnbacon4997 48:00
''You're under arrest'' then does a sick 360
the fact that the main character of this game looks like he stepped out of a crime prevention ad is incredible
I love how there is a list of controls and he proceeds to fuck up controls every time
1:17:11 is where the music starts causing issues
Jerma the type of guy to step on a branch alerting his presence to the skinwalker that's stalking him
The pawn shop man looks like the kid who disrespects velociraptors at the beginning of Jurassic Park
the youtube autoplay part is so good😭😭😭
i think jerma would rly like touhou arrangements
I woke up to the loud fur elise remix playing😭
The pink panther remix was insane
Never mind the Beethoven dubstep was worse
I love how he's screaming "I don't want to hear this it'll ruin my whole childhood!!" And it's just a nice chill lofi remix of that Willy Wonka song
jerma threw the first brick at stonewall
13:43 this is the logic of a person who does the genocide run. They don't care that the point of the game is to steal and that killing people would be the exact opposite of a clean theft and getaway, he has to kill people just to see it happen.
Pathos is a meaningless word for Jerma.
He can't be stopped.
holy shit Pathos-II that's a Soma reference
The auto-generated chapters are genuinely kinda funny
The neighborhood watch
the incompetent burglar 💀
“Where’s the toilet” and “sleeping in the car” are my personal favorites
I didn't know you could autogenerate chapters so I just thought dumptruck had tried to do them high or something then gave up halfway through
@@anyalaASMR
Lockpicking Level 1 is something I'm glad the AI brought my attention to
Steal: “T H E C H I N A.”
boy oh boy i sure do love jerma i sure hope he doesnt turn to performing illegal actions to get by
Jerma not realizing that his mouse has a DPI button is an actual boomer andy moment.
You will never be an anime girl
@@GenghisGunt too late
@@GenghisGunt do you have something you need to get off your chest bro what
9:18 this segment with Jerma just breaking everything is somehow genius; because why would a thief do such a thing and resulting in confused police.
burglah boy
2:02:27 I love the idea of a self-aware burglar who is just tired of his job, but keeps on going regardless even when he knows he’s in the wrong
"I'm trying to have a clean record" spends the next hour doing everything possible to get caught as quick as possible
Classic "streamer vs stealth game".
I watch Jerma because it's so frustrating to watch him play anything lol. It's so funny, but he doesn't see context clues or pop ups like ever haha
Jermaine is the embodiment of streamer brain lol.
I'm under the impression now that most streamers are like this.
53:20 Jerma comes to the realization on his own of what a neighborhood watch is without actually realizing it
i’m losing it at the mental image of someone walking into a room to see a thief stealing a painting, and the thief panics and runs in random directions while still holding the ginormous painting and freaking out because he actually physically cannot put it down
Around 2:03:47 is when the china thing starts kind of for when i come back again
it just looks like such a sad neighbourhood...
best jerma stream to date, the original vod flies by somehow
Thank you so much for making these and sharing them with us... I found your channel right as I was going through so much bullshit. Having these on in the background has been indescribably helpful. I know your prolly thinking, I'd just watch something else if these didn't exist. But that's not actually true lol. I'll just sit in silence, starring at a wall all day if I don't find something perfect like these. So thank you! 💕 💕 It means a lot.
get help
@@PolumbiusTheThirdnever, I like being sad
Hope you feel better
Psych ward gang ❤
@@numberswithmeaning WE MAKIN IT OUT THE PSYCH WARD WITH THIS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
What’s crazy to me is how well he is at pretending he doesn’t know how to steal from houses to cover up what he does off steam. It’s so scary that we let people like this roam the streets…
He doesnt steal from houses off stream, he just breaks in and destroys things.
THE TRAP REMIX LOL
OMG IT DOESNT STOP 😭😭😭
the beethoven dubstep remix had me crying 😭
Haven’t seen this stream in ages, thanks for the edit! :)
Sleeping to this tonight. I just know I’m gonna sleep so fucking good
Update: I slept so fucking good, doing it again
Update I woke up in a delirious haze to loud dubstep
Are you a machine (politely)
leefy
@@derpicat rage comic?
i fell asleep to this after an awful day. thank ytou
1:53:08
I refuse to believe Jerma shares our roadways.
1:17:12 this is the exact scene that sums this whole stream in just over a minute
most underrated jerma stream, thanks so much for the edit
jermas reference to purgatory early in the stream became a reality there at the end with the brick throwing
20:00
Literally ""scout"" in meet the spy
I love when people mention something funny in the video without leaving a fucking timestamp.
Got a timestamp for that?
56:00 CRYING over this yelp
The question is how do we steal Jerma? Will there be a Jerma Thief Simulator?
32:26 Not a bug but a feature, if I was a criminal and saw that I wouldn’t dare to run
”Kiirby reemix………..kiirby reemix……………kirbyremix…………….kirby reemix…………kirby remix………..”
Ahh I got this game on my switch when it was on sale for practically free. It’s not a perfect game, but it’s fun
the brick hit was worth it
fef pfp W
Jerma and the 10 second response time
Man is obsessed with houses and rooms
1:59:10 Hey thats the Fears to fathom: Home Alone house! exact same asset!
every time vinny started talking i thought it was fucking vinny vinesauce for a second
1:17:17 jermas running in there like hes a bug 😭😭
WAIT A MINUTE. You mean to tell me Jerma listened to that same Ghostbusters Remix TWICE on stream? I thought that was a unique bit during the Papa's Freezeria stream, but I guess maybe in all the chaos of this very game and with all the time passed, he may have forgotten it. I hope I'm not the only one who made that connection.
He’s reusing jokes. Washed up steamer
jerma if you read this please know i have a basket over my bed that I put printed out images of you. When I'm sad I look up and think of all the great memories we shared. I wish you come back
SICK I love this dumb game
1:17:50 the music😆
This was a great video, you chose some good triggers and performed them well too. Hope you continue on!
1:21:24 isnt that the death note theme?
So, I bought the game after watching a small bit. I did three heist in less then 25mins and got farther then jerma levels, in 5 hours
The thing is you don’t suck ass at video games.
The fact that Jerma gets distracted and fails like twenty times is what makes him so funny.
i’m cough laughing at the fucking mozart 😭😭
13:22 25:01 26:34 32:15 42:02 48:01 52:33 53:14 58:00 1:06:00 1:13:03 1:17:05
i bought one razer product and every time i plugged it into a PC it would download and install their parasite software. I instantly threw it in the trash, couldn't even be bothered to return it.
([peacefully] A long long time ago)
Jerma: AAAAAAAAAAAA
He struggles with RUclips auto play like a substitute teacher would. His past haunts him every stream
1:17:05 is just making me laugh and be in pain while I’m sick and shouldn’t be laughing
2:48:13
Bro the doorbells were so annoying lol holy Christ
fur elise remix ended me
"They shouldn't put a jump there"
*it was a staircase*
narrator sounds like willem dafoe (so essentially jerma)
That ringtone for when the tutorial character speaks playing every time is legitimately horrible. It sounds like an alarm clock, I can’t watch this video
The music is so funny
I wish I had seen the stream that music part would've killed me
2:44:34 siffrin after beating the king in act 3, realizing that he didnt break the time loop
He sure screams a lot for a cat burglar
(1:00:10) Man surprised that gaming mouse has gaming utilities that are advertised on the box.
This guy's so good at video games.
i dont know what it says about me that this is almost identical to my first experience playing this game. i even got mostly the same rankings he did.
the brick was so worth the wait xd
Wii trap remix is hard
jerma the mona lisa is worth 900 million
The music bits fucking killed me holy shit
wonder if he ever found out vinny is indeed named after vinesauce vinny 🤔
2:48:18 SUCCESS
This man CRIES to the I.R.S.
i laughed so hard at the autoplay i genuinely wanted to throw up oh my god
that pink panther remix was so god damn stupid 😂
watching jerma try to throw bricks through windows for 20 minutes is genuinely one of the most painful things I have ever expienced,,,, am i going crazy or is his aim, like,, impossibly bad? judging the height wrong is fine, that's one thing - but why is he always aiming way to the left or right? i'm losing my mind over this even though it's completely insignificant
52:40
“YAUNNERRESHD”
1:17:44 the timing of the music killed me