The Silence of the Slots - Jerma Streams Casino Inc. (Long Edit #1)
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- Опубликовано: 15 июл 2022
- From Jerma's first Casino Inc. stream (4/9/2020): • Jerma Streams - Casino...
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2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Jerma streams Casino Inc. long edit playlist: • Jerma Streams Casino I...
I've no plans to call on you, Jeremy. The world is more interesting with you in it.
Note (1): This edit was requested by Slou MoBoss.
Note (2): This was edited using the Twitch VOD.
Note (3): Many thanks to FerretNoir ( / @ferretnoir ) and others for a lot of help with the thumbnail. 
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jerma: sends all janitors to the 2nd floor
jerma: "why is there puke everywhere on the 1st floor"
jerma: sends all janitors to the 1st floor
jerma: "why is there puke everywhere on the 2nd floor"
mr. greenz did it.
the puke is all just from the guests eating too much oreo
fires all the bouncers and half the staff
"why don't I have any bouncers?"
me: wtf is happening
Literally a scene from Tom & Jerry
“One of your staff just died”
*hysterical laughter*
What a freak...
Average corporate executive
my favorite part is when he tries to buy a doorman, buys an overpriced pianist that has the salary almost twice of EVERY OTHER WORKER in the casino and decides to just keep him for WEEKS, letting that idle pianist with NO piano syphon 300$ every day until he finally re-remembers to actually fire this man. He was stood in that basement for a MONTH, paid over 9300 in total for just sitting around in the dark basement of some ghetto casino
this is my favorite mental image
wish that were me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Fuck me, the more I read this, the more I died like Jerma does oh fuck me xdd
ADHD Andy *NEGLECTS* Famous Pianist for a *MONTH* after opting to pay him with pre-authorized wages
@@pigeonatic Real talk, I'll take $300 a day to stand in a dark, empty basement. I'll never quit.
Jerma's the type of guy to gamble in a casino he owns and get kicked out because no one believes he's the owner.
either that or he walks in and makes it so a bunch of paid actors constantly come up to him and give him free money
@@whatr0 And insist they call him Mr. Green.
average jerma watcher pfp
@@basedmase777 He came from the convention
Very creative and concerningly accurate
The evolution from Jerma screaming in horror as his guard kills a guy to Jerma giving the same guard a 10 dollar bonus check for killing one of his own employees is the greatest story arc of our time.
It goes from casino to dystopian nightmare dungeon full of garbage and violence
Breaking Bad character progression
Imagine tipping a hitman ten dollars
Anakin Skywalker arc
@@merasmusentertainment Jermakin Shpeewalker
Can we take a moment to appreciate that absolute sigma who stole 15 dollars, got roughed up but ultimately walked away with a 20 dollar raise?
-Your profit for the day was: -$11,050
_Begins feverishly hiring expensive staff_
(explosion goes off in casino basement, killing a half dozen people and starting a fire) "Staff are asking for a raise!"
"why are all the fights going on?"
"because of cheap drinks?"
*makes them cheaper*
This is one of the quintessensial Jerma stream series there's the psychopathy, the gambling, the image edit, lack of object permanence etc.
*Nobody's in the casino at 10AM*
Jerma: No! It's all over!
I love that the pornographic movie sound effects are SO violent and aggressive sounding, Jerma accidentally mistook it for a woman getting PUNCHED
the sound effects used in this game for the theater are literally the exact same ones that HAPPY WHEELS uses for several adult female characters GETTING THEIR LIMBS RIPPED OFF
I know jerma being insane is a joke, but seeing jerma spend the entire stream trying to convince chat that his overpriced shitty restaurant was his best attraction was actually maddening. This edit cuts out like 5 hours, at least 3 of those were spent on the restaurant. 1000s upon 1000s on this dumb idea. The food he was already selling hadn't actually sold anything, but in Jerma's mind, the mostly poor people visiting just needed a 5 star dining experience. When it burned down twice you could hear Jerma finally break out of his denial
Now aren't you glad he doesn't actually exist? Could you imagine insanity of that level out in the real world?
Sunken cost fallacy
Seems like a standard kitchen nightmares episode.
it was the "why am i more profitable after i sold stuff?[the restaraunt]" for me
@@jellydamgood jerma's restaurant is like that gordon ramsey show where he goes bully bad restaurant owners and the episode would have gordon ramsey picking up jerma and carrying him around
Jerma asks a customer why they're leaving, says it's to drink at a rival casino, learns that customer is a teenager, and goes to spy on the rival casino, then finds it genuinely breathtaking. Absolute madman.
I like to pretend that Jerma is live walking around his casino and just yelling into his earpiece.
I like to pretend Jerma is alive too
I love how he starts to villain arc throughout the video, like at first he was so shocked that he killed a furry the first time, and then later on he MERCILESSLY MURDERS an OLD MAN, then TORTURES a poor doorman who needed MONEY for his FAMILY and then EXECUTES HIM IN THE BASEMENT
he then shoots his MAX LEVEL CHEAT FOR WINNING AND THEN SHOOTS A CHEF
He’s a MENACE
They don't call him a "Psycho Streamer" for no reason...
TWO COMMENTS IN THIS VIDS ARE KILLING ME! GODDAMNIT!! LMAOO
I know this is a year late but PLEAASE, as a community, let us NOT STOP the "capitalization-emphasis" meme that we and Jerma do when DESCRIBING and EXPLAINING things to other people or Jerma. It is just THAT good at making things that much more funnier. Holy
@@EmmanQuinones5234 Local casino man BEATS and then RUTHLESSLY EXECUTES multiple employees and patrons of his PORN CASINO after they ask for money to feed their STARVING FAMILY.
love it when skye edits streams and makes it into a 2-3 hour series
For Real! the perfect length for me to study or nap to
@@campbell1232 lo fi jerma to study/relax to
@@masonmcdonald1556 until it become really unhinged and it give you nightmare, where you become Jerma and get to stream NAKED as Jerma
@@campbell1232 perfect for a jelk sesh
@@King-in-YellowLo-fi jerma to jelk and goon to
The perfect stream for this format :) I would pay $50 to watch this in a mini theatre upstairs above a casino
Good zerk-off material
God I LOVE these edits…
I don’t always like putting the full vod on because those include the often overlooked like 30 straight minutes of jerma silently playing a game and MAYBE reading a chat message that says “go to a casino and start eating coins until they kick you out”
Exaggerated.
Christ they're not that bad lol
They’re that bad I agree
Jerma silently playing a game for 30 mins straight is the most unbelievable thing.
As a Jerma viewer, I could guarantee you that he cannot resist trying to make a joke every 5 minutes.
Jerma never in his life has been silent for more than 5 minutes.
Maybe you were watching early version of his A.I, but the current version comes with more insane jokes and a lot of meat grinders
"No what are you doing, don't plant a bomb at my own casino!!"
*proceeds to immediately plant another bomb after the first explodes*
The sequence of events starting at 54:39 has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen
I'm crying LOL
55:53 i fucking love how panicked he becomes
I mean if your building got fucking bombed and was burning down I would panic too
Especially since I'm like 99% sure that in this game "Teen" means 18/19, basically just meaning that you can't serve them alcohol, not that they're minors, so he's panicking for literally no reason.
@@kbab5329 I think the panic was due to the fact that the teen was leaving with an adult stranger.
@@MohamedSayed-wp3fv My point was that in this game "teen" means "18/19" so they're an adult, and it isn't uncouth for them to be leaving with another adult. The reason the game makes the distinction of "teen" is that you can't serve them alcohol, not that they're minors. If they were actual minors I sincerely doubt the game would allow them to leave with a hooker.
So what he thinks is happening actually isn't and he's panicking for no reason.
@@MohamedSayed-wp3fv It wasn't even that though, you can see them taking different AI paths afterwards, the two characters just bumped into each other
This game actually has a lot of innovative takes in the genre, it's a shame it seems to have disappeared unnoticed
The way the casino kept becoming more dangerous over time is amazing
God the little mascot in the tutorial looks exactly like him 😭
“this game is like 15 years old”
“it’s a game from 1993 or something.”
jerma… jerma please.
Prerecorded
@@JacobKinsley prerecorded in 2008?
@@kungfukitten6735 yea you can tell because he pitched himself up a little, used to put on a deep voice remember?
I'm his age and I can tell you, we forget how old we are. It happens. 😂
@@ESFAndy011 im 22 and i forget stuff like that sometimes lol
I kept expecting Mr. Greenz to show up to bankrupt jerma and then lose his fortune buying all the limes
for anybody interested, all releases of this game are apparently bugged and run at a higher than normal difficulty. thats why staff constantly need pay raises, and people are always vomiting
I had heard somewhere it was an anti-piracy thing. Not sure if that’s true, but it would make sense for the time period.
Sorry I’m still in shock from jerma’s honk impression. Like it was too perfect. How did he do that?
It's because he got Honk implants
I think he said that he lays in his bathtub for like 2 hours just practicing
what honk impression?
@@charleslarson5983 5 minutes in
@@rickydo6572 his honkers if you will
Can you imagine what it would be like to own a casino with like $1,000 on hand
I love when Jerma yells "no" at chat repeatedly because it usually means that he halfway wants to do it, too XD
Thanks for the edit, Skye!
If Jerma owned a casino he'd use all the profits from it at the casino.
But then he would make back all that money 🤔
Slowly losing it all to taxes each time it changes hands
Garfield gonna call in UAV after this kind of killstreak
LMAO
Lmao that ended me
Love the good 2 straight minutes of Jerma watching his 5 star cheat fucking fleece him for all he has, before going and performing a mafia style execution in the basement instead of just SENDING HIM TO ANOTHER CASINO LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO. GOD he just absolutely destroys me mentally.
Jerma is kinda a bimbo, he's really bad at videogames.
I will never forget the time jerma forced an officer of the law to shoot and kill a guy on a rhino costume on his own casino for making a mess. Can't make this stuff up.
And again to an innocent old man, jesus christ someone has to stop this maniac.
@@Pantaker And then his doorman for wanting hush money!
I just realized that the slot machines are Konami brand.
How fitting.
I've been having computer problems for like 2 weeks, this is an amazing thing to do in the mean time. Thank you so much for all of the work you put in for us!
staff are asking for a RAISE‼️😱😱
I remember hearing that this was stream of the year type shit and watching the original vods. Both parts are very good but it's like 8-9 hours and it's a slow start. These edits are so great, keep it up
Holy shit, I was just thinking about watching the Casino Inc stream yesterday. This is literally a gift from the gods.
Thank you skye :)
The meteoric rise of casino mogul and penny slots magnate Greg Greenz.
Jerma firing people instead of ejecting unruly patrons is so funny to me
1:20:04 Kid walks up to the escort, presumably interacts with her, and is so disgusted he vomits and leaves
I couldn't get enough of the 2ndJerma Casino inc videos, glad you made a longer edit.
Jerma is literally the epitome of an awful manager this whole playthrough, his arc to depravity is truly chilling to watch
fun fact: afaik every single patron with a fist icon over them is a troublemaker sent by a rival place and I don’t think jerma dealt with a single one of them 😂
edit: he dealt with like one near the end of the stream
1:12:37 was the exact moment the seed for his furry convention idea was planted
This is the best format for Jerma streams, love getting to see the gameplay as well as his bits
Oh my god I’m so excited. These streams are a fucking goldmine
jerma's honks made me double take no joke
I have been awoken from my 100 year slumber by a skye4 long edit notification on youtube.
edit: i have watched the hole thing and it gets all the great jokes and bits in that i can remeber, well done on another amazing edit!! now to sleep until the next upload
"imagine the old guy was getting beat up down here, that would be sad' he said through an audible grin
I knew I recognized those god damn eating and drinking noises, once again SS13 has crept back into my life
Those sfx are used by every mid ware game from the 2000s practically
I've detected cheating on the floor. Y-yes. Hello. I-i-it's me, Bernie. We gotta get socialized healthcare, we gotta break up the banks, we gott
Using Jerma's Official Gambling Handbook, I've lost hundreds of thousands of dollars and severed multiple relationships! Thanks Jerma!
just gave me something to listen to on my walk, thanks as always skye!
thats a long walk
@@rampageblizzard it's a *man-sized* walk
The fact there are furry conventions in a game from 2003 is WILD
Hey sky thanks for this my grandmother passed today and this is helping me alot keep doing what you do
1:20:49 "thats so cheap!"
Just so everyone knows, 45 dollars in 1970 is worth about 300 dollars in 2020.
So he was trying to rent out one star hotel rooms at $300 a night.
This takes place in the 70’s?
@@someone___1240 in the top left of the screen it shows the date as being 1970
So the doorman was asking for how much??
one of my favorite streams of all time and the last longest highlight until now was just an hour long. I'm hyped for this.
One of the best streams imo
"Yea I played this like three or five times already" and then he spends the entire time panicking not knowing what to do
im so glad this stream got a long edit! i always want more jerma casino inc content
I am SO HAPPY that we got another edit of the casino inc streams. You work so hard to get these edits out and I can't thank you enough!
Possibly best Jerma gaming stream of all time, thanks for the edit
This was probably my favorite Jerma stream.
Dude you CANNOT convince me the little dude in the bottom right corner is not Jerma
I feel like Jerma played this as a kid and modeled his entire life off of it.
The Casino Inc. streams were gold and the game itself is pretty great.
I can't get over the way Jerma says "slots".
Slauts
"You can't watch the same movie more than 5 times"
Jokes on you, Skye Jerma edits are my comfort watch. Take that Jeremy.
I mean. I’ve watched a few films in the high double digits.
Same movie in the intro as the 2ndJerma vid posted on the same day. Truly a blessed occurrence
I just saw that, that's insane.
ruclips.net/video/mqrOuPiErcw/видео.html
This is legit one of jermas best streams(imo) thanks for the awesome edits skye👌!
I feel like this game was made specifically for Jerma. One of my favorite streams ever.
Thank you skye4 for this awesome edit, this video should be used to define what a long edit is. INSANE jerma stream, rewatched countless times.
Just finished watching your outer worlds stream edit and now I’m enjoying this, you are my favorite person editing jerma streams
Thank you!
Jerma is really the man for doing clams casino
Put some respect on Kenshi's name!
Literally my favorite jerma stream of all time; thank you skye
Featuring the only time in human history that "alt F4" has been the legitimate answer to a technical question.
was literally just looking for a new comp to watch earlier today lol,
bless ur timing
Hell yes, some of my favorite streams
this is easily one of his best streams its so good
33:45 Fenton posted up guarding the porn entrance 🫡
Can’t wait for part 2! Favorite way to watch Jerma.
Part 2 should be out by tomorrow.
The only 3 hour video i watch everytime it pops in my recommended
Joe died for Chats sins and Casino was elevated in his place. Praise be
I think I might have watched these casino inc highlights like 50 times in the past 2 years
"Mr. Deering, shoot this person."
"NO..... YOU MISSED!"
:'c
Been waiting for this one. Thanks!
One of the best stream ever
when u upload it always makes me smile, thanks for making these :)
I swear this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life and it’s just compounded by the cartoon jerma adding to the absurdity
Thank you so much omfg my favorite stream(s) I love you with all my heart
Thank you for taking your time to make and post this ✨ this stream is so so funny
thank you so much, I wanted this one forever
I would greatly appreciate the procurement of a new trailer.
One of the greatest streams of the modern jerma era
YESSSS one of my favourite games Jerma has played edited by my favourite editor, it's beautiful
Yes this is the content we WANT
this is my all time favorite edit of yours skye