My wife and I couldn’t afford the original DaveCube, and risked running afoul of the compliance officers of the Ministry of Cooperation; but the good men at the Ministry of Abundance were charitable enough to lone us the sum for quite reasonable collateral and at a modest rate of interest. We still have most of our children, and some years even get to see them.
literally started crying at the fact that he savestated through the entire level until the end just to find out that he didn’t have enough time to finish the level
i had this playing in the back during one of my finals just to have something to listen to and i could not stop myself from laughing and when i got flustered after realizing my mic was unmuted i started grunting like a fucking ape pretending i was just frustrated over my final
1:48:14 Jerma getting trolled by stavedate and then following that up by watching a TAS and unironically thinking a human is playing is so funny to me.
this was perfect, time to put this on in the background while i struggle through my fist playthrough of resident evil. keeps me calm, you know? its like having a little pocket clown in the background you can focus on when you need a moment to relax
In hindsight it is immensely funny that over the hour+ that Jerma spent on that one level, receiving advice from chat, technical solutions, multiple video examples; in the end none of it helped because Jerma was just bad at that level
tbh it looks like he's playing on a keyboard and that might be the main issue like he cant go any angle that isnt straight forward, straight diagonal, or straight to the side (and not always going forward is really bad) that said he was still bad at the level lol
To be fair, in the tutorial and the youtube video, it looked like the stage platform was moving much more slowly and was less tilted than his stage platform. So, maybe that was the issue.
I cannot believe jerma got -123 bananas on the minigame where he said he'd give a sub for every banana, and then the community fulfilled their promise and gave _him_ 123 subs instead.
I've officially decided that the most insane people in life pronounce Ratatouille as "rat-tat-touille" and not "ratta-touille" (ex: Jerma, John Mulaney, etc.)
I imagine if Jerma goes to hell the devil gonna be like "Hey Jerma, what's up buddy? Here's a DaveCube, defeat Super Monkey Ball with no continues, slowmo, or dave states."
*in jig saw voice* 'hello Jeramy, you save scummed your way through super monkey ball for the dave cube ultimately making your victory a lie, to atone for your crime, you will be locked in a 4x4 room with one dave cube, one bucket, and a single bundle of bananas, if you do not complete super monkey ball in an hour without using davestates, GAS will fill the room and a tattoo gun will come out of the hole in the roof and write *SUPER MONKEY BITCH* on your forehead, forever marking you as a disgrace to the super monkey ball fandom without chance for redemtion, it is time to make your choice."
1:13:32 I always appreciate Skye for keeping the edits across the whole stream, some editors only add images in the beginning and then just start timing videos after the intro
It's like you know when I just got done with a previous jerma edit and would like a new one. Thank you for your inexhaustible efforts and hope you are well!
Skye, I've been force-feeding my friends as much Jerma as possible, and your edits have made this process so much more convenient! Thanks a ton for everything you do!
jerma getting that troll tutorial only to rewind and listen to the person call themselves "Save Date" is actually one of the funniest one guy moments of all time and it's probably my favorite personally
@The Jerma985 Based on the manga _Hitori Bocchi no Marumaru Seikatsu,_ by artist Katsuwo; describing the comedic misadventures of a middle schooler with social anxiety, as she attempts to make new friends.
Watching this guy kill himself for bananas on levels that are easy as hell if you just skip the banana was so crazy. It’s almost like he was pretending to not realize he could just beat the level
The stuttering of the planets at the start of these is so funny to me because I can use it as a timer to estimate how long jerma pauses between sentences
If I can remember right this was the first fullstream I ever caught of jerma after watching bunch of 2nd channel vids. I was laughing so hard when he got stuck on the one tilting level my mom came in cause I was coughing so much.
56:10 This is my OneGuy™ moment and it was kinda mean lmao True though, Expert 7 is impossibly difficult without savestates unless you've played the game a ton
Speaking of Earth, Wind & Fire's September, I only recently learnt about a detail of the song from Dankpods. Next time you're listening to it with good headphones or speakers, listen for the bongo man.
I know some people might not like how you upload less frequently now but its also kind of reasuring that you wont burn yourself out, and that your taking your time making these. Thanks for all of the jerma content :)
Comment only for my future self, but I was starting this video while playing Dark Souls 3. And I was handing in the Dream Chaser's Ashes to the shrine handmaiden. And she was explaining how worthless these ashes were of someone who went into Farron Keep and wandered around until they died. Right as Jerma was talking about wasting time in the swamp. Crazy stuff. Anyway thanks for the edit.
Watching jerma play monkey ball brings back memories of 15 year-old me playing a monkey ball game on the ps3 and raging hardcore. Thanks for the trip down memory lane Skye
jerma is so new englander coded. peanut butter and fluff was my favorite as a kid. there was a time i ate multiple every day because i didnt like jelly lol
This was perfect timing honestly, I watched some edit that mentioned Super Monkey Ball and wanted to see that stream so it was perfect day for this to come out.
I'm doing alright, thank you. I've been pretty busy with real life lately, but my schedule will open up in a few weeks, hopefully. I'll be back on the editing grind for a few weeks when that happens lol
I actually think if he had played through the game the normal way without Dave states he would have had an easier time. The game is built around not having infinite tries and the stress of knowing you have to restart if you fail makes you focus and play better than if failure means a minor set back.
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Super Monkey Ball 2 (part 1)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_XdMCPc2AQk/mqdefault.jpg)
Who else played this classic on their state mandated DaveCube?
My wife and I couldn’t afford the original DaveCube, and risked running afoul of the compliance officers of the Ministry of Cooperation; but the good men at the Ministry of Abundance were charitable enough to lone us the sum for quite reasonable collateral and at a modest rate of interest. We still have most of our children, and some years even get to see them.
@The Jerma985 rrrrrr
@The Jerma985 rr
@The Jerma985 rrrr
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literally started crying at the fact that he savestated through the entire level until the end just to find out that he didn’t have enough time to finish the level
i had this playing in the back during one of my finals just to have something to listen to and i could not stop myself from laughing and when i got flustered after realizing my mic was unmuted i started grunting like a fucking ape pretending i was just frustrated over my final
LMFAO
I've done this uncountable times in class, but i pretend to cough instead
Just what Jerma would have wanted, God rest his soul.
good save
watching a TAS and saying “this guys good!!” is the most jerma thing imaginable
1:48:14 Jerma getting trolled by stavedate and then following that up by watching a TAS and unironically thinking a human is playing is so funny to me.
"I came here for Monkey Ball, not Monkey Bitch" makes me lose it every time
He got so upset at that one it really rattled him
He reads and reacts to it like a teacher who was handed a picture with the caption "Big Fat Meanie"
Somehow I read this comment right when that comment was read in the video
"what's wrong with wearing a diaper full of quarters over your pants to an arcade? would it really be that big a deal?" -jeremy elbertson
Every time the monkey falls I imagine his ball hitting the bottom of the stage and the inside of the ball just being a big red splat
Damn.
Psycho
PSYCHO streamer traps chimps in balls and rolls them around on checkerboard arenas in the stratosphere
MK4 continue screen
It's been months since I read this but every now and then it'll pop into my head and make me laugh
Senator cuts back funding on lunch classes all because streamer won't tell him how to fix his dolphin
god you just know the stavedate guy must have been riding that high for the next 3 months
The silent gasp of “no” at 1:54:47 has me crying
this was perfect, time to put this on in the background while i struggle through my fist playthrough of resident evil. keeps me calm, you know? its like having a little pocket clown in the background you can focus on when you need a moment to relax
Compact clown*
@@yieschu Words have power!
“Little pocket clown” is honestly the exact perfect way to describe how I feel about Jerma. I don’t know what I’d do without him at this point
1:49:00 lmfao at Jerma going "Let me try to do what this guy's doing" at a fucking TAS
In hindsight it is immensely funny that over the hour+ that Jerma spent on that one level, receiving advice from chat, technical solutions, multiple video examples; in the end none of it helped because Jerma was just bad at that level
Like imagine being so bad that you convince your entire chat that there HAS to be a technical issue
tbh it looks like he's playing on a keyboard and that might be the main issue
like he cant go any angle that isnt straight forward, straight diagonal, or straight to the side (and not always going forward is really bad)
that said he was still bad at the level lol
To be fair, in the tutorial and the youtube video, it looked like the stage platform was moving much more slowly and was less tilted than his stage platform. So, maybe that was the issue.
I cannot believe jerma got -123 bananas on the minigame where he said he'd give a sub for every banana, and then the community fulfilled their promise and gave _him_ 123 subs instead.
I've officially decided that the most insane people in life pronounce Ratatouille as "rat-tat-touille" and not "ratta-touille" (ex: Jerma, John Mulaney, etc.)
I imagine if Jerma goes to hell the devil gonna be like "Hey Jerma, what's up buddy? Here's a DaveCube, defeat Super Monkey Ball with no continues, slowmo, or dave states."
*in jig saw voice* 'hello Jeramy, you save scummed your way through super monkey ball for the dave cube ultimately making your victory a lie, to atone for your crime, you will be locked in a 4x4 room with one dave cube, one bucket, and a single bundle of bananas, if you do not complete super monkey ball in an hour without using davestates, GAS will fill the room and a tattoo gun will come out of the hole in the roof and write *SUPER MONKEY BITCH* on your forehead, forever marking you as a disgrace to the super monkey ball fandom without chance for redemtion, it is time to make your choice."
PSYCHO streamer entertain MILLIONS in HELL
1:13:32 I always appreciate Skye for keeping the edits across the whole stream, some editors only add images in the beginning and then just start timing videos after the intro
Boston accent. This can't be a coincidence.
1:33:31 my favorite oneguy comment of all time
It's like you know when I just got done with a previous jerma edit and would like a new one. Thank you for your inexhaustible efforts and hope you are well!
Has anyone else's past 9 months on RUclips consisted of almost exclusively watching jerma vods
Jerma is the longest creator I've consistently watched for months without getting bored
@@Equites279 same lol, it's crazy how many times I've rewatched his content without loosing interest
Definitely not me. Heh. I’ll even rewatch streams I’ve already seen.
Try last 18 months
Pretty much, along with the Vinesauce crew.
Skye, I've been force-feeding my friends as much Jerma as possible, and your edits have made this process so much more convenient! Thanks a ton for everything you do!
Strap em down to the chair!! Clockwork Orange that shit into their brains.
1:47:00 Certified one guy moment of the year btw
I'm sick in bed right now and I've been dozing off and back in every once in a while and I completely missed that, that was so funny
jerma getting that troll tutorial only to rewind and listen to the person call themselves "Save Date" is actually one of the funniest one guy moments of all time and it's probably my favorite personally
Skye you are literally an angel sent down from god himself. Just thought you should know that
Thanks, based Hitoribocchi icon.
@The Jerma985 Based on the manga _Hitori Bocchi no Marumaru Seikatsu,_ by artist Katsuwo; describing the comedic misadventures of a middle schooler with social anxiety, as she attempts to make new
friends.
Cute anime, would recommend
God is great, alhamdulIllah!!
@@universal_hyssoapIf God is so great, why isn't there a God 2?
Sees "the stage"
Sees how much of the video is left
"Oh yeah"
Watching this guy kill himself for bananas on levels that are easy as hell if you just skip the banana was so crazy. It’s almost like he was pretending to not realize he could just beat the level
I always thought you needed to collect bananas in this game as well, though id never played it myself.
YOU DONT NEED TO GET ALL OF THE BANANAS?!
Also shoutout to Jerma for being stuck on EX Floor 18 for AN HOUR and DESPERATELY following chat's godawful advice the entire time
real bozo moment from chat
I have never felt as aggravated as I did when watching Jerma be on the same level for hours struggling to survive a straight platform
First Carnival, then Bugleberry's cauldron, then Dollhouse, next up: Jerma is put in a ball and thrown into death defying balancing acts.
Best Jerma editor hands down.
1:16:53
I kept waiting for someone in chat to tell Jerma that the entire game was about tilting
This stream contains Jerma's favorite things: Funny monkeys (and their potential for various funny monkey noises) and shiny round shapes
The stuttering of the planets at the start of these is so funny to me because I can use it as a timer to estimate how long jerma pauses between sentences
sorry boss gotta call out, the new jerma long edit just dropped
Can't believe this GOD of a GAMER edited together a two hour highlight reel of one of Jerma's most painful streams. Massive props lol
1:54:48 Jerma finally completes Expert stage 18.
You’re welcome. 👍🏻
I always loved Super Meltdown Ball on the Miami DaveCube, glad to see Jerma play it!
I honestly don't know whether it's harder for Jerma to beat this game or harder for me to watch this entire thing without screaming
Wow, this TAS guy should go pro.
If I can remember right this was the first fullstream I ever caught of jerma after watching bunch of 2nd channel vids. I was laughing so hard when he got stuck on the one tilting level my mom came in cause I was coughing so much.
56:10 This is my OneGuy™ moment and it was kinda mean lmao
True though, Expert 7 is impossibly difficult without savestates unless you've played the game a ton
This was one of those streams where you aren't expecting much but it ends up as pure gold
Watching Jerma slowly soft lock himself with save states is giving me anxiety
At 53:45 Jerma chose the worst character and it sent in motion one of craziest meltdowns ever
Hey Skye just wanted to say thank you. Your edits help me sleep, drive easier and just finish menial tasks with a better mood. So thank you!
:D
Speaking of Earth, Wind & Fire's September, I only recently learnt about a detail of the song from Dankpods. Next time you're listening to it with good headphones or speakers, listen for the bongo man.
INSANE chef serves CONTROLLER soup to his CUSTOMERS
I know some people might not like how you upload less frequently now but its also kind of reasuring that you wont burn yourself out, and that your taking your time making these. Thanks for all of the jerma content :)
Comment only for my future self, but I was starting this video while playing Dark Souls 3. And I was handing in the Dream Chaser's Ashes to the shrine handmaiden. And she was explaining how worthless these ashes were of someone who went into Farron Keep and wandered around until they died. Right as Jerma was talking about wasting time in the swamp. Crazy stuff. Anyway thanks for the edit.
1:50:48 The genuine sorrow in his voice
2:47:15 jerma truly ahead of his time
Skye why do you CHOOSE to torture yourself over these kinds of streams it is honestly inspirational
INSPIRATIONAL editor performs SELF-TORTURE by editing TOP 10 twitch streamer's ONLINE MELTDOWNS
Thank you skye4 for helping me out with getting into jerma. I will never forgive you
"I'm not gonna lie, I just looked down at my chest. I just looked at it." -Jerma
Always love these long edits you make
Watching jerma play monkey ball brings back memories of 15 year-old me playing a monkey ball game on the ps3 and raging hardcore. Thanks for the trip down memory lane Skye
7:37 finally a good Homer impression
13:29
It still stuns me today, that jerma never learned that you control the tilt of the level in monkey ball
That silly straw story is the most clown story ive ever heard casually told
1:18:05 jerma practicing for the baseball stream
Cease this madness at once
FALL OUT
Thanks for this, love this game and I dont need to watch even one second to see a game-induced meltdown incoming.
Realized 10min in that I saw this stream already.
Watching the edit anyways
Senator Dave is still one of my favorite Jerma jokes
I hope he plays 2 one day. A much much better game without infuriating tight rope levels.
when he slowed down the game and then his voice at the same time. Very underrated joke lol
I left the Odama stream highlights playing while going to sleep and woke up to Jerma speaking in slow motion and thought I was going crazy
i’m collecting channels that edit jerma vods like i’m thanos and they are thanos’ little gushers
Jerma cheating and still finishing with a much much slower time than 4 and a half hours is actually so fucking funny
jerma is so new englander coded. peanut butter and fluff was my favorite as a kid. there was a time i ate multiple every day because i didnt like jelly lol
36:05 pov: a man is getting arrested for speeding but tells the officer that he "was going so slow!"
Cheap ass davecube, always crashing
"You have to go really fast" he says as he's slowing down.
My favorite jerma editor back at it again. Absolute legend
This was one of the first full streams I watched. I thought it was so funny back then and this edit makes me realize I still do
Hope you get hired by jerma one of these days mr skye. Top tier editor.
This was perfect timing honestly, I watched some edit that mentioned Super Monkey Ball and wanted to see that stream so it was perfect day for this to come out.
Thank you for your edits Skye!!! Hope you’re doing well :)
I'm doing alright, thank you. I've been pretty busy with real life lately, but my schedule will open up in a few weeks, hopefully. I'll be back on the editing grind for a few weeks when that happens lol
Skye, love how you actually favorited every comment
Also much love for your insane edits
1:33:31 this fucking killed me man! like some dude just ran up behind me an shanked me in the ribs 17 times
This is awesome, 2ndJerma has nothing compared to the speed and quality of the compilations you pump out. Nice work yet again
Floor 18 is one of the funniest thing i've ever witnessed in my life
The loud monkey noises being constantly cut off makes me laugh
This is a game that requires patience and practice. Trying to blast through it with save states will give you a hard time.
Dole sponsored streamer Jerma985
I can't believe he finished this game on an original DaveCube
I actually think if he had played through the game the normal way without Dave states he would have had an easier time. The game is built around not having infinite tries and the stress of knowing you have to restart if you fail makes you focus and play better than if failure means a minor set back.
Always love seeing your videos pop up in my subs. Thank you for the video.
someone needs to calculate how many gamecubes he needed for this to work
monkey ball makes me so sick but its jerma so ill have to make that sacrifice
2:19:08 middle aged streamer faces reality jermaPluto
I absolutely love this stream and edit
Skye, you're my favorite editing way to watch Jerma. Thanks for all the work you do.
Thanks!
This is the best edit of all time, informative, I like that u speed up some parts, best!!!!!!
Jerma takes his car to a mechanic to refill WIPER FLUID??
holy shit, I was waiting for the monkey ball stream to have a long edit for quite a while, thanks skye!
Rewatching this stream and 4:12 I love how you included this Skye
jeremiah nine hundred and eighty-five plays primate orb
he struggles with games that don't control like among us
Love you Skye, thank u for everything you do merry christmas from chile
Whoa, you got the red goal on Expert 2 on the first try. Pretty good for a Monkey Ball noob.