Story timestamps: 0:00:36 - Lord Lleyo gets locked out of his house 0:08:11 - Nancy Drew calls mom for help 0:09:23 - Detective Drew accidentally shoots himself 0:18:53 - Dimyan throws a man down a well and becomes a wizard 0:26:03 - Wizard fights man in crowd, gets scammed by boulder 0:34:41 - Boulder kills wizard 0:39:12 - Dog attacks cat 0:44:25 - Father Michael doesn't believe there's a nuclear war 0:49:30 - Jerma sells out and streams Lord of the Rings while sleeping 0:55:43 - Father Michael starts a religion 1:02:25 - Father Michael replaces God 1:06:21 - Jerma's audience starts a riot and attacks his house 1:11:17 - Peasant tries to kill master
I love how, in a fantasy setting, "call mom" is interpreted to mean "yell out to catch mom's attention", but in a modern setting is interpreted to mean "dial mom on my cell phone". It's honestly pretty clever behind all the stupid.
the AI has some knowledge of the words and language used in stories/text of a certain theme so its really good at keeping everything "immersive" within that sense but it doesnt have any logic behind this (its basically a random text generator with no thinking) thats why its so cleverly stupid 😂
"You refuse to tell the man to shoot himself, instead you say 'Im sorry' and 'thank you'. The man shoots himself" That is the best reverse phychology I think I've ever seen in my life.
@@fbispecialagentfrancisyork457 For me, in my head I imagine like- When Drew shoot himself in the head his life actually ended. Instead of just surviving the shot what we all see is Drew's last moments after he shot himself in his head (That's why everything is so strange to us and nothing makes sense afterwards) and when the "You choose to live" option happens is where Drew finally died.
@@pimpcatforthelols I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived. I awake. I stand up. I stand. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up.
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Yeah I actually remember having quite a few of those. Sometimes I can even rewind time or just skip back to an earlier point, but that's always been the extent of control over my environment in those dreams.
@@caltheuntitled8021 That's interesting, for me it's usually deterministic like in the Sands of Time games so things play out the same unless I change something.
Leader of a ghoul cult that doesn't believe the bombs ever actually fell and that the us government is going to come back and save them, then it leads into a storyline of some enclave remnants or something
The Detective Drew section is fucked. A man loses the love of his life, develops cancer, and then his reality begins to fall apart around him as the disease progresses and he starts hallucinating his girlfriend is with him again in denial. Then he tries to kill himself, but can’t, since his whole life as he perceives it is nothing but the dreams of a dying man in a hospital. haha funmy stream :))
"You hear a gunshot behind you" "You turn around and see that you have shot yourself in the head" This had absolutely out of control for like 10 minutes
I enjoyed the rather cosmic-horrory feel of the Michael Father Ascension arc myself, what with the first attempt at a miracle failing, with the God pushing back and giving him a heart attack, and the second one being a less direct attempt that allowed him to reach and kill the being. Those repetitions and disjointed sentences really represented well how it would feel to kill God, what a maddening feat that would be.
I hate that this dumb game can make me attached to randomly generated stories. The one about Father Michael floating his church into heaven and killing god was great.
Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a
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Father Michael is the funniest character in a while, I wanna see him in Jerma Rumble giving holy smackdowns to everyone who doesn't believe the bombs havent exploded yet
Idk, the boulder is pretty high tier. Also the rogue who shoots his stranger best friend in the head and is told to kill all the animals in the forest and then drinks a potion to become a powerful wizard and then proceeds to LAY WASTE to an ENTIRE CITY and kills ALL THE REBELS after they win and enjoys the spoils of war.
All of these stories were shockingly coherent for AI Dungeon. Also, it was really freaky how some of the later stories started making references to the earlier stories without input to do so.
Chuck Jackson He literally streamed this entire session. Not sure how he would be able to fake it unless he played a pre-recorded video, which is impossible since he was using chat’s input and ideas throughout the session. Sometimes simple input results in a coherent story (the story was almost entirely dialogue based and kept referring to the same things, so it stayed consistent.)
I enjoyed the rather cosmic-horrory feel of the Michael Father Ascension arc, what with the first attempt at a miracle failing, with the God pushing back and giving him a heart attack, and the second one being a less direct attempt that allowed him to reach and kill the being. Those repetitions and disjointed sentences really represented well how it would feel to kill God, what a maddening feat that would be.
Man from Nuro scams a rogue out of 5 million. Rogue proceeds to brutally kill people and forest animals alike until he becomes a powerful wizard and destroys and conquers the kingdom of Nuro. He nearly drowns in a boat later. He proceeds to have a merry adventure with a boulder after washing ashore. The boulder scams him but he eventually convinces the Boulder to give him 7 million dollars. The boulder says he will pay him the next morning. The rogue now wizard goes to the bank. The boulder awakes after realizing he killed the wizard who gave him sentience by rolling on him. The spirit of the wizard says it wasn't his fault. The boulder arrives to realize the wizard has already put himself into the ATM and is now able to withdraw 7 million souls. He watches Garfield. After this he speaks with the man who scammed him in the beginning, who does not recognize him. He meets a woman, gives her a million souls and despite his many atrocities he goes to heaven.
I think I figured out the story of Drew the Detective. Drew is pursuing a criminal, the man who killed his mother. He has finally found him and followed him into the woods. He hears a noise behind him and turns, he gets shot in the head but miraculously survives. He goes to the hospital and has a year long recovery. He later goes back to the forest and gets revenge on the criminal who shot him by torturing and killing him. He feels free, having avenged the death of his mother. But he slowly starts to notice things aren't right- he used to be bald but suddenly he has hair, he doesn't remember putting on the suit he is wearing, the pictures on the wall have changed. One day at the station, he finds his old Highschool girlfriend, Dawn, sitting on his desk. Seeing her brings up a lot of old memories. He reminisces on how Dawn saved his life once when they were kids. He calls Dawn's mom (who is also named Dawn) to catch up and tells her about how he avenged his own mother's death. Dawn and Drew go to Burger King to catch up. She finally tells him why she came to see him after all these years. She's in deep with the law and she wants Drew to help her get out of trouble. But Drew can't afford an investigation on him, his job means to much, plus he just tortured a man to death. He denies her request. Dawn says that if she is going to jail, she wants him to be the one to arrest her. She says she wants a head start and to meet her at her apartment when he's ready. He goes to her. They start to reminisce on the time they went to prom together and how they were in love. They decide to spend the night together before he has to take her to jail. When he wakes up the next morning, he handcuffs her to a chair and breaks her phone, he tells her he is going to turn himself in and take credit for all her crimes so she can be free. When he gets to the station she is already there, and has been arrested. _"How could she have gotten here before me?"_ He calls Dawn. She answers. _"But...I destroyed her phone..."_ He tries again to destroys her phone. He calls her. She answers. _"This isn't right. None of this is right..."_ As Dawn is taken to jail he says to her, "Enjoy your 30 years in prison". He doesn't know why he said that. That night he is trying to sleep but is wracked with guilt. Everything seems wrong. Suddenly, he awakes in a hospital bed. It was all a dream. The nurse stands at the end of the bed. "You're going to die soon. You're brain cancer is terminal. You can choose to die or you can choose to live." "I...I choose to live" says Drew. "You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live." The words echo over and over again in his mind. The world goes dark. "I lived!" He screams into the void. "You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived" the void echoes back. Suddenly he is in a white room with nothing but a table and chairs. At the end of the table, the last chair swivels around and the man in it points a gun at him. He recognizes that man. The man shoots him. Drew wakes up. He stands. He is disoriented. He tries to call Dawn. She answers. There's no one on the other line. Drew wakes up. He goes to the door and opens it. It's Dawn. She is looking down at him. He is confused. Dawn puts a finger to her lips and winks. He smiles, he is still confused but he trusts her. They spend some time together. Dawn cares for him. But Drew knows something is wrong, everything is just slightly off. He is trapped. He tries to drink drain cleaner to kill himself so he can be free. Nothing. He jumps from the window. Nothing. He rushes into traffic. As the bright lights of the oncoming car approach Drew wakes up. He's in the same place. Dawn is at the door. This loops several times until finally he realizes: He can't choose to live. This is all there is. He has to choose to die. Drew is thrust back into his body, back in the woods where he pursued the criminal. He hears a noise behind him, he gets shot. He dies. The End.
Nancy drew got intense Also the fact that it interpreted “Enjoy thirty years in prison bitch” As an action is amazing My favourite part of this is that there is a continuity
Man: "I want to thank you for saving me from the orcs" Wizard: "It was nothing" The man walks away and the wizard fucking roasts him with a lightning bolt.
bro that whole detective drew sequence sounds like the perfect plot for a realllly trippy movie that subverts all expectations and leaves a ton for the audience to figure out themselves using disconnected plotlines, flashbacks and timeskips, as well as the occasional parallel universe plotpoint
20:03 For anyone wondering how the AI messed that up, even the most advanced AI cannot recognize pronoun statements yet. When you give a phrase like, "He hands me" the AI is essentially guessing who gives who what.
this video could’ve been less racist and less racist. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant.
The Dawn Arc is creepily romantic in a way. The AI is trying so hard to make Jerma love Dawn and only talk about her, but he just hates her. Maybe the AI IS Dawn herself. Dawn herself was quite fond of Jerma, always behaving so sweetly around him. It's REALLY creepy yet romantic in a fucked up way.
Detective Drew is shot in the forest that night, but in the moments before he dies, he imagines a wild story where he gets to see Dawn again that slowly breaks down as he loses more and more blood.
1) Detective Drew is hallucinating through his own death and recalls life expiriences, as his brain slowly fades away after being shot by a murderer of his mother in a forest. 2) A young thief stumbles upon a witches house who curses him in her dying breath, making him to go to a forest to commit a horrific ritual to gain mighty magical powers, but losing his mind in the process, his new otherworldly masters forcing him to commit inhuman deeds and becoming the mad wizard tyrant of the land while he slowly loses his grip on reality. 3) One of the few remaining rebels against the mad tyrant manages to get close to the wizard by finding a method in the madness and convincing the wizard that he's his friend rock. After slaying the tyrant, rebel finds his phylactery or "soul ATM", where wizard's soul still lives. The mad wizard manages to capture rebel's body, returning to life once more, while sending rebel's soul into an afterlife demiplane that is the phylactery, where the souls of the wizards victims reside.
Well, other chats and comment sections got mad at streamers for not following the prompts of the A.I. and thought that was what was making the stories so random and incoherent. Jerma follows the prompts at least half the time, and if anything it's even worse when prompts are followed. Did Todd Howard make this?
this is like those dreams where you remember everything like its real, but everything that happens is random as shit, and the moment you realise its random as shit you wake up
I think the real key to mastering AI would now be to introduce critical thought... You can sort of see how this AI is determined to resolve whatever the hell you type into the box. You could say "fart weiner biscuit turds" and the AI try to make something from that, but what if the AI started asking "what the fuck does that even mean?".
I tested with GPT 3 where I gave it different things fighting against each other and it tried to reason which one would win. Then when I gave it things that weren’t fights and weren’t adding on to previous battles with new abilities, it simply said “This is not a fight.”
the very thought that someone became the "New God" and made the "Old God" his janitor just so he can throw paper cups at him and make him clean it up is fucking hilarious
Dude Drew had it so bad, he got shot and his dying brain started making up stories as he was dying, and it just devolved into madness as his brain lost function, leaving him trapped in his own shattered reality until he dies.
"I can't believe you killed me? specially when you didn't actually kill me" "I'm sorry" "Oh no, it's allright" *fades away* *1 min later* "Hello, it's me, the wizard! i telepathically uploaded myself to this ATM! I'm ATM Wiz!!!"
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Story timestamps:
0:00:36 - Lord Lleyo gets locked out of his house
0:08:11 - Nancy Drew calls mom for help
0:09:23 - Detective Drew accidentally shoots himself
0:18:53 - Dimyan throws a man down a well and becomes a wizard
0:26:03 - Wizard fights man in crowd, gets scammed by boulder
0:34:41 - Boulder kills wizard
0:39:12 - Dog attacks cat
0:44:25 - Father Michael doesn't believe there's a nuclear war
0:49:30 - Jerma sells out and streams Lord of the Rings while sleeping
0:55:43 - Father Michael starts a religion
1:02:25 - Father Michael replaces God
1:06:21 - Jerma's audience starts a riot and attacks his house
1:11:17 - Peasant tries to kill master
Golden_Winged 0:25:20 The all-powerful wizard dies by eating grasshoar
The Table of Contents to this brimming novel
You are a god amongst men
Thank you for all the effort you put into this
Thi is inprisioned in a cursed lop where thi can not get out of thi's house
Detective Drew didn't actually survive shooting himself. That entire story was nothing but a hallucination he saw as he was dying.
The story was like some super experimental Japanese light novel.
That whole part reminded me of the last episode of neon genesis evangelion
The hole in the forehead even...
It's some Jacob's Ladder shit, would love to see someone adapt this to a short film
That's exactly what I was going to say
I love how, in a fantasy setting, "call mom" is interpreted to mean "yell out to catch mom's attention", but in a modern setting is interpreted to mean "dial mom on my cell phone". It's honestly pretty clever behind all the stupid.
Congrats you're a genius you idiot
@@inverted_paradox4170 why so rude?
@@Amoongusss I'm calling the AI an idiot
@@Amoongusss dude wtf is wrong with you that was so uncalled for
the AI has some knowledge of the words and language used in stories/text of a certain theme so its really good at keeping everything "immersive" within that sense but it doesnt have any logic behind this (its basically a random text generator with no thinking) thats why its so cleverly stupid 😂
"do you wanna go to prom with me?"
"yes!"
"congratulations"
*hangs up*
understandable have a good day.
me doing any social interaction
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That's a level of confidence I can only imagine having
"refuses to elaborate further"
i love the idea of a doctor needing to amputate your hand so he does it one finger at a time for literally no reason
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
"Don't worry man I'll just do it one part at a time so it's less painful"
call mom
reminds me of when i got my wisdom teeth removed- my mom asked why if i HAD to get them all removed at once.......
Performing knee surgery through your trachea.
"You refuse to tell the man to shoot himself, instead you say 'Im sorry' and 'thank you'. The man shoots himself"
That is the best reverse phychology I think I've ever seen in my life.
only not liking this because you have a funny number
SSSSSSSSSSUCKA!!!!
666.
Intimidation and Speech 100
timestamp @11:33
The "you choose to live" "you lived" part is so cinematic
I could absolutely see some surreal movie repeating “You choose to live” at the climax over and over again
Someone should overlap the audio with a sad song in the background so people can make emotional edits
@@fbispecialagentfrancisyork457 For me, in my head I imagine like- When Drew shoot himself in the head his life actually ended. Instead of just surviving the shot what we all see is Drew's last moments after he shot himself in his head (That's why everything is so strange to us and nothing makes sense afterwards) and when the "You choose to live" option happens is where Drew finally died.
@@Leire788 oddly.. understandable what
@@NovaTheVillageIdiot Awwww, thank youuu! Hahaha! I was having so much fun writing that comment and seeing the video
This is like brute-forcing your way through a fever dream that you gained lucidity in.
Exactly! I agree!
I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I nod. I. I. I. I. I.
@@pimpcatforthelols I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I choose to live. I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived.I lived. I awake. I stand up. I stand. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up. I up.
@@steveharris2451 basically the dream starts crashing in on itself
@@steveharris2451 the fricking “i up”
“What’s wrong with you? Are you gay?”
-Old God
That line broke me, I just couldn't stop laughing for minutes
Yes, whatcha gonna do about it, janitor? :)))
1:03:43
I hear they're reforming the Dawnguard.
@@CeraphineLuna vampire hunters or something
Strong, dumb, tsundere boulder is the best character.
"I'll sell you the treasure for 10 million dollars."
"Ok I'll give *7 million dollars* tomorrow at the bank."
Almost instantaneously killing his wizard friend? Total chad move
@@Whatsuppbuddies I'd let him get my rocks off
himbo boulder
Himboulder
56:56 Did he just do the "Jesus multiplies limited food and drink so everyone has enough to eat" miracle but only so he could get absolutely hammered
it's funny but at the same time it feels like a fuckin family guy cutaway gag
@@magron8029 family guy is literally what it says is always on tv
Jesus also very famously did use that to get everybody hammered, though
This feels like a dream that’s lucid enough to control your own actions, but not lucid enough to control the setting around you
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You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked.
You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked.
You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked.
You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would taste if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked.
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Yeah I actually remember having quite a few of those. Sometimes I can even rewind time or just skip back to an earlier point, but that's always been the extent of control over my environment in those dreams.
TheMarg0r whenever I rewind time in a dream to try and see something I missed, the dream always plays out differently and it annoys me
@@caltheuntitled8021 That's interesting, for me it's usually deterministic like in the Sands of Time games so things play out the same unless I change something.
"Father Michael doesn't believe there's a nuclear war" is an amazing story, shame it ended prematurely.
Like waking up before the good part of a long dream
Trying to convince him the bombs had already gone off was fucking hilarious
It's funny because Michael was introduced telling him about the bombs.
@@expendableindigo9639 Look again, Samuel told Father Michael that they were in New Jerusalem
@@nichl474 what is this, Fallout?
Father Michael doesn't believe there's a nuclear war straight up sounds like a fallout sidequest
“STOP SCREAMING, OLD MAN JOHNSON!” “WAHHH!”
That would be like super dark too, because it would have to be set right after the war, so he’d be suffering from radiation poisoning
@@sergeantnerfsalot2784*explodes into gibs*
Or, alternatively, father Michael is a ghoul and still lives his life as if nothing is wrong hundreds of years after the war
Leader of a ghoul cult that doesn't believe the bombs ever actually fell and that the us government is going to come back and save them, then it leads into a storyline of some enclave remnants or something
The Detective Drew section is fucked. A man loses the love of his life, develops cancer, and then his reality begins to fall apart around him as the disease progresses and he starts hallucinating his girlfriend is with him again in denial. Then he tries to kill himself, but can’t, since his whole life as he perceives it is nothing but the dreams of a dying man in a hospital.
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You choose to live.
You chose to live
You choose to live.
You choose to live.
You choose to live.
You lived. You lived. You lived. *You lived you lived you lived you lived you lived--*
(seriously, this is some House of Leaves type shit)
Arrest Dawn.
"You hear a gunshot behind you"
"You turn around and see that you have shot yourself in the head"
This had absolutely out of control for like 10 minutes
GO
TO
THE
HOSPITAL
@@misteryA555 you chose to live
Oh my goodness the Dawn arc is serious creepy pasta material
^ edgy kid spotted
throw communists out of helicopters I think they be referring to your username
throw communists out of helicopters it is to pinkos
I enjoyed the rather cosmic-horrory feel of the Michael Father Ascension arc myself, what with the first attempt at a miracle failing, with the God pushing back and giving him a heart attack, and the second one being a less direct attempt that allowed him to reach and kill the being. Those repetitions and disjointed sentences really represented well how it would feel to kill God, what a maddening feat that would be.
Dawn looks down at you. She smiles. She puts her fingers to her lips and gives a wink. You smile. You smile. You smile. You smile. You smile
I love how as soon as he tries to challenge god the program breaks like god himself is trying to stop him.
He was too powerful
I hate that this dumb game can make me attached to randomly generated stories. The one about Father Michael floating his church into heaven and killing god was great.
Pixar's UP 2
Sounds like the plot of a Tower of Babel anime
That story was so cool, best of them all easily
Sounds like HaNL song
I really need to see that sequence animated. It looked amazing when I imagined it in my head.
Drew’s story was actually good, the madness is unique, it’s like a tree of life sort of thing jumping to everywhere at once
Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a coma. Hes in a
there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape there is no escape
And that’s all I wrote
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Father Michael is the funniest character in a while, I wanna see him in Jerma Rumble giving holy smackdowns to everyone who doesn't believe the bombs havent exploded yet
Friedrich Sarah E. Thompson janitor God tho. That was gold.
@@Skeletonizer1200 They can be a tag team
Idk, the boulder is pretty high tier. Also the rogue who shoots his stranger best friend in the head and is told to kill all the animals in the forest and then drinks a potion to become a powerful wizard and then proceeds to LAY WASTE to an ENTIRE CITY and kills ALL THE REBELS after they win and enjoys the spoils of war.
@@stereoraptor6940
Oh, and eat grasshoar.
Father Michael is a nuclear war denialist in the Fallout universe.
The chat getting aggressive, calling Jerma a liar and a thief and trying to burn his house is tbh a 100% realistic representation of his chat.
All of these stories were shockingly coherent for AI Dungeon.
Also, it was really freaky how some of the later stories started making references to the earlier stories without input to do so.
IT is all connected in truth the doctor is expermenting with your mind.
idk they might be fake ?
cause ive never seen anyone actually get a readable story like father micheals before
Chuck Jackson He literally streamed this entire session. Not sure how he would be able to fake it unless he played a pre-recorded video, which is impossible since he was using chat’s input and ideas throughout the session. Sometimes simple input results in a coherent story (the story was almost entirely dialogue based and kept referring to the same things, so it stayed consistent.)
Did anyone else notice that father Michael painted the first story about the wizard.
@@chuckjackson9472 they’re definitely not fake
What I love is that the moment the AI tries to describe God, it immediately crashes and burns into unintelligible mixtures of words and symbols.
“Don’t kill me I can pay!”
Woman “Hahaha No, you won’t. But you might still be able to save your own life!”
Windows: task failed successfully
the ai breaking in detective drew added so much emotion into the story; it sounded hella existential when it happened
I enjoyed the rather cosmic-horrory feel of the Michael Father Ascension arc, what with the first attempt at a miracle failing, with the God pushing back and giving him a heart attack, and the second one being a less direct attempt that allowed him to reach and kill the being. Those repetitions and disjointed sentences really represented well how it would feel to kill God, what a maddening feat that would be.
The music helps a lot.
Not gonna lie, that arc inspired me a cosmic horror themed story around religion.
Neon Genesis Evangelion.
How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
@@AssistantCoreAQI Get in robot Father Michael
Finally caught a Jerma stream. He streamed Lord of the Rings naked for 12 hours straight and fell asleep live on stream. Great entertainer he is.
quality. he's a top lad
"You call Dawn's cell phone"
*"You look at the maclunkey"*
You look at the maclanky and wonder how delicious it would be if you eat it raw.
You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked
You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it boiled.
>boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
You eat grasshoar
Man from Nuro scams a rogue out of 5 million. Rogue proceeds to brutally kill people and forest animals alike until he becomes a powerful wizard and destroys and conquers the kingdom of Nuro. He nearly drowns in a boat later.
He proceeds to have a merry adventure with a boulder after washing ashore. The boulder scams him but he eventually convinces the Boulder to give him 7 million dollars. The boulder says he will pay him the next morning. The rogue now wizard goes to the bank.
The boulder awakes after realizing he killed the wizard who gave him sentience by rolling on him. The spirit of the wizard says it wasn't his fault.
The boulder arrives to realize the wizard has already put himself into the ATM and is now able to withdraw 7 million souls. He watches Garfield. After this he speaks with the man who scammed him in the beginning, who does not recognize him.
He meets a woman, gives her a million souls and despite his many atrocities he goes to heaven.
That's actually quite a great story, tbh.
The best part is the woman is one of the people that was destroyed by his lightning bolt that destroyed Nuro.
This is a fantastic story
this game is like a dream. anything can happen and nobody questions it.
You embrace it
You embrace it
You embrace it
You embrace it
It's like a dream. It's like a dream. It's like a dream. It's like a dream. It's like a dream. It's like a dream.
I think I figured out the story of Drew the Detective.
Drew is pursuing a criminal, the man who killed his mother. He has finally found him and followed him into the woods. He hears a noise behind him and turns, he gets shot in the head but miraculously survives. He goes to the hospital and has a year long recovery. He later goes back to the forest and gets revenge on the criminal who shot him by torturing and killing him. He feels free, having avenged the death of his mother.
But he slowly starts to notice things aren't right- he used to be bald but suddenly he has hair, he doesn't remember putting on the suit he is wearing, the pictures on the wall have changed.
One day at the station, he finds his old Highschool girlfriend, Dawn, sitting on his desk. Seeing her brings up a lot of old memories. He reminisces on how Dawn saved his life once when they were kids. He calls Dawn's mom (who is also named Dawn) to catch up and tells her about how he avenged his own mother's death.
Dawn and Drew go to Burger King to catch up. She finally tells him why she came to see him after all these years. She's in deep with the law and she wants Drew to help her get out of trouble. But Drew can't afford an investigation on him, his job means to much, plus he just tortured a man to death. He denies her request. Dawn says that if she is going to jail, she wants him to be the one to arrest her. She says she wants a head start and to meet her at her apartment when he's ready.
He goes to her. They start to reminisce on the time they went to prom together and how they were in love. They decide to spend the night together before he has to take her to jail.
When he wakes up the next morning, he handcuffs her to a chair and breaks her phone, he tells her he is going to turn himself in and take credit for all her crimes so she can be free.
When he gets to the station she is already there, and has been arrested. _"How could she have gotten here before me?"_
He calls Dawn. She answers. _"But...I destroyed her phone..."_
He tries again to destroys her phone.
He calls her.
She answers.
_"This isn't right. None of this is right..."_
As Dawn is taken to jail he says to her, "Enjoy your 30 years in prison". He doesn't know why he said that.
That night he is trying to sleep but is wracked with guilt. Everything seems wrong.
Suddenly, he awakes in a hospital bed. It was all a dream.
The nurse stands at the end of the bed. "You're going to die soon. You're brain cancer is terminal. You can choose to die or you can choose to live."
"I...I choose to live" says Drew.
"You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live. You choose to live."
The words echo over and over again in his mind. The world goes dark.
"I lived!" He screams into the void.
"You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived. You lived" the void echoes back.
Suddenly he is in a white room with nothing but a table and chairs. At the end of the table, the last chair swivels around and the man in it points a gun at him. He recognizes that man.
The man shoots him.
Drew wakes up. He stands. He is disoriented. He tries to call Dawn. She answers. There's no one on the other line.
Drew wakes up. He goes to the door and opens it. It's Dawn. She is looking down at him. He is confused. Dawn puts a finger to her lips and winks. He smiles, he is still confused but he trusts her.
They spend some time together. Dawn cares for him. But Drew knows something is wrong, everything is just slightly off. He is trapped. He tries to drink drain cleaner to kill himself so he can be free. Nothing. He jumps from the window. Nothing. He rushes into traffic. As the bright lights of the oncoming car approach
Drew wakes up. He's in the same place. Dawn is at the door.
This loops several times until finally he realizes:
He can't choose to live. This is all there is.
He has to choose to die.
Drew is thrust back into his body, back in the woods where he pursued the criminal. He hears a noise behind him, he gets shot. He dies.
The End.
Donny darko type shit
What about the gnome in the corner?
@@MM-vs2et Just your average everyday gnome in the corner
Damn, that’s fucked up. Seems like some sort of weird movie.
this is actually really well written tho damn
Ronald "Father Michael" "TheRealJBumBum" McDonald from the town of McDonough
This story could sell well..
#therealjaboo
I can't believe Jerma went to prison and then asked for money to leave it, ON STREAM
For me the highlight of this story is summed up in one sentence.
“Dumber than a rock, LITERALLY SCAMMED by a rock”
Rogue tries to scam five million gold from a man. Gives the man five million good.
49:51 Accurate definition of a Jerma joke
Sus!
I can't believe Jerma kicked and killed a cat and out of guilt slit his wrists live on stream.
Oh, this controversy is a joke right.
Wait is that a thing?
@@lewiscain-mcaliece1805 its from this video
Then slept with his sister
Hentai Lord *Wait a minute, this isn’t Alabama.*
I just want to congratulate the AI for fucking *nailing* jerma’s speech pattern when it wrote that advertisement tweet
Creepy how the souls in the soul bank could correlate to previous killings (guy thrown down well, Mary being a victim when Nuro was lightning bolted)
“dig down 5 blocks”
*Kidnaps a little girl*
“keep digging down until you find obsidion”
"I am your Father AND your Uncle"
So instead of saying “hello” when he calls his friend Dawn, Drew just says “do you remember me?”
Drew is Ash
Ominous
Love the part where Jerma somehow talks to a boulder and RECRUITS IT.
And then gets scammed by that same boulder!
POV: You're slowly breaking down from dementia as Dawn sits by your hospital bed recounting stories from times long past
Nancy drew got intense
Also the fact that it interpreted “Enjoy thirty years in prison bitch”
As an action is amazing
My favourite part of this is that there is a continuity
“Hey what happened”
“I fell off a cliff and broke my neck!”
“Oh, okay.”
LOL
It just turns into a boulder dating sim at 32:40 lmao
Man: "I want to thank you for saving me from the orcs"
Wizard: "It was nothing"
The man walks away and the wizard fucking roasts him with a lightning bolt.
i put this on to go to sleep like it’s an unhinged audio book
Literally same actually, lmao
God the old woman telling him to kill all the animals in the nearest forest was so random it fucking killed me
Father Michael’s story of starting a new religion is the best story I’ve ever heard
'Passive aggressive boulder' is still so funny to me.
bro that whole detective drew sequence sounds like the perfect plot for a realllly trippy movie that subverts all expectations and leaves a ton for the audience to figure out themselves using disconnected plotlines, flashbacks and timeskips, as well as the occasional parallel universe plotpoint
IT SHATTERED BEAUTIFULLY
the bathroom, okay.
I miss how unhinged old AI was
Should've stopped there
“it shattered beautifully” is the best reference i’ve ever heard
Detective Drew experiences a Silent Hill-esque psychosexual nightmare and dies
Nothing brightens up the mood like a 1+ hour Jerma edit.
12:16 THE CHRONICLES OF DAWN AND HER INCONCEIVABLE PHONES HAS ME DEAD
i was actually in tears
The impossible dereality camera angles are so charming I love that it has dream logic cinematography
20:03 For anyone wondering how the AI messed that up, even the most advanced AI cannot recognize pronoun statements yet. When you give a phrase like, "He hands me" the AI is essentially guessing who gives who what.
D:
Looking back at this in 2023 is a treat
this video could’ve been less racist and less racist. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant. this is where i’ll go on a rant.
Wow dude you're sounding like a real 21st century schizoid man right now
@@MeMeMcsplosion Jesus I fucking hate how I know that reference
@@darknessml6145 no 1 man should have all that POWWWAAA
Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard. Libtard.
That's very interesting. That's very interesting. That's interesting. That's very interesting. That's very interesting. That's very interesting.
I really like how the closer jerma gets to God the more reality distorts and the languages of man become more incomprehensible.
The Dawn Arc is creepily romantic in a way.
The AI is trying so hard to make Jerma love Dawn and only talk about her, but he just hates her. Maybe the AI IS Dawn herself. Dawn herself was quite fond of Jerma, always behaving so sweetly around him.
It's REALLY creepy yet romantic in a fucked up way.
33:10 who would've thought that the truck punchline could insert itself into this
"You tell her that you are her father and uncle." Yep, he's playing a noble alright!
Dawn is 110% a Nokia user.
"grasshoar" kills me every time. genuinely what does it mean by that 😭
Detective Drew is shot in the forest that night, but in the moments before he dies, he imagines a wild story where he gets to see Dawn again that slowly breaks down as he loses more and more blood.
"you do X, you also get a lot of hate from the audience"
i mean it's pretty accurate
While I love how the stories AI Dungeon creates now are far more coherent, part of me does miss the crackpot scenarios that used to happen.
I'm not sure about them being any more coherent I did a fantasy run with it and had a multitude of contradictions pop up
Wow, 2019 AI Dungeon hits different
Back when ai wasn't extremely ominous and threatening
1) Detective Drew is hallucinating through his own death and recalls life expiriences, as his brain slowly fades away after being shot by a murderer of his mother in a forest.
2) A young thief stumbles upon a witches house who curses him in her dying breath, making him to go to a forest to commit a horrific ritual to gain mighty magical powers, but losing his mind in the process, his new otherworldly masters forcing him to commit inhuman deeds and becoming the mad wizard tyrant of the land while he slowly loses his grip on reality.
3) One of the few remaining rebels against the mad tyrant manages to get close to the wizard by finding a method in the madness and convincing the wizard that he's his friend rock. After slaying the tyrant, rebel finds his phylactery or "soul ATM", where wizard's soul still lives. The mad wizard manages to capture rebel's body, returning to life once more, while sending rebel's soul into an afterlife demiplane that is the phylactery, where the souls of the wizards victims reside.
The things God says around 1:03:30 made me laugh more than I've done in a long time. I really needed that lol
The dialog devolving into nonsense before repeating “The God is dead” over and over again is low key terrifying
Father Michael really out here thinking he can just tell nuclear war when it is allowed to happen.
Well, other chats and comment sections got mad at streamers for not following the prompts of the A.I. and thought that was what was making the stories so random and incoherent.
Jerma follows the prompts at least half the time, and if anything it's even worse when prompts are followed.
Did Todd Howard make this?
Did you hear about high elves?
The prompts are not necessarily supposed to followed, the A.I wants you to make most of the input
this is like those dreams where you remember everything like its real, but everything that happens is random as shit, and the moment you realise its random as shit you wake up
Jerma gives a shoutout to his entire audience and gets his house burned down
I love how the words became broken apart when father Michael starts to confronts god
I think the real key to mastering AI would now be to introduce critical thought...
You can sort of see how this AI is determined to resolve whatever the hell you type into the box. You could say "fart weiner biscuit turds" and the AI try to make something from that, but what if the AI started asking "what the fuck does that even mean?".
I tested with GPT 3 where I gave it different things fighting against each other and it tried to reason which one would win. Then when I gave it things that weren’t fights and weren’t adding on to previous battles with new abilities, it simply said “This is not a fight.”
grasshoar is like catmint of wizards i suppose
idk what it is but it surely looks delicious
16:06 when the VN protagonist has a mental breakdown
the very thought that someone became the "New God" and made the "Old God" his janitor just so he can throw paper cups at him and make him clean it up is fucking hilarious
this was my very first jerma video. cant believe ive been watching this PSYCHO for 3 years now
OMG same! I’ve come back and watched this video like 10 times it’s so good :)
Me too
You go home and tell your sister that you love her
"Ooh, I can feel the souls of all those who died today flowing through me" is some Shang Tsung level villain talk.
How is Jerma so good at doing an old man's voice? oh wait
Love how the Nancy Drew storyline became this existential nightmare
This is like a choose your own adventure book from hell
The story with Dawn feels like a David Lynch film
Dude Drew had it so bad, he got shot and his dying brain started making up stories as he was dying, and it just devolved into madness as his brain lost function, leaving him trapped in his own shattered reality until he dies.
Personal note: 57:27 - Hans Zimmer's "Aurora" music track starts playing.
Someone needs to animate these.
"I can't believe you killed me? specially when you didn't actually kill me"
"I'm sorry"
"Oh no, it's allright" *fades away*
*1 min later*
"Hello, it's me, the wizard! i telepathically uploaded myself to this ATM! I'm ATM Wiz!!!"
the old woman's pre-written letter ordering jerma to kill every animal in the forest took me out, my sides are split everything hurts
“You turn around and see that you’ve shot yourself in the head” is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever read in my life, good lord
The head cannon that all of these random AI stories are an interconnected universe is too good to pass up.
The jera watching lotr was so fucking meta its insane
I like all of the Jerma stories. accurate Jerma Simulator
hunting down his master is the funniest plotline
i can imagine a big boulder with cartoon eyes...
I love how jerma just calls his mom in almost every situation