Jerma Streams - Vegas Stakes
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- Опубликовано: 20 июл 2024
- Jerma archived Vegas Stakes (The original title of this stream was "Tiny Toons BUTTON MASHER", and was originally streamed/recorded on May 7th, 2020)
This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Tiny Toon Adventures: Wacky Sports Challenge, 2. Vegas Stakes
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2:20:50 End of Stream
(Note: This channel is not run by Jerma, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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2:50 Game Starts
40:53 Brb Ends
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@@zmo7305 Watch your language!
@@zmo7305 yyyup you have to do that with you
I’m I’m not not working today but
I’m ok I love you so much
I saw Jerma at a casino one time and he gave me 5 bucks so I could get a soda from the vending machine, half an hour later I went back to, of course, give him 20,000 dollars for his generosity but he was passed out covered in vomit with a 9 and a 4 showing on the table
@Schrunkley evil version dude I was the soda !
@@henryofskalitz4879 bro I was the vomit!
No kidding I was the generosity
@@Pooky_x I table
@@mr.dirtydan3338 me card
1:57:14 once Jerma saw the "no limit" maximum Mr. Greenz took full reigns
Sleeper agent activation code
Now I get why people become rich in Las Vegas. It's because of the random people showing up to give you thousands of dollars
Yes...
me overdrafting my checking account: "this is just stephanie money. who gives a shit"
oh no
Underrated comment
Ya see it’s funny cuz your name is Stephanie
@@pervasivedoubt150 ruclips.net/video/UBNXDXNOKlo/видео.html
@@Joe-ck9gj😊
AH YES, HIS NATURAL STATE. GAMBLING
Cute picture
LOL RIGHT yeah.
*British narrator voice* here, we can observe the almighty Jerma in his natural state. Gambling.
massachusetts
I cant tell where jerma ends and mr greenz begins
Much like a case of Jekyll and Hyde
@@Shift_Salt dr jerma and mr greenz
The transition is so smooth.
@@namepending5620 Except it's debatable who is the worse of the two
His name was Mr. L because he lost all his money in less than 10 minutes
man went in with $1000, and came out with nothing but the L he took
*Mr. L
When I ran into jerma in vegas he looked exactly like the thumbnail that's how I knew it was him
Ah you must've seen him after he won big in the casinos, that's what he transforms into after getting a good lucky streak. He usually turns back after he ends up gambling it all away, that's when he starts streaming again.
@@Shift_Salt Jermas life is just an endless cycle of Streaming gambling losing and streaming again (with optional heavy drinking for all of those)
2:00:27 Mr Green develops a stomach ulcer and it explodes, making him experience all 5 stages of grief in 10 seconds, before two more stomach ulcers take its place
"The Greedy grinner doesn't need insurance"
I like how Mr. Greenz turns from a slightly crazy guy to a rich obese middle-aged man who is completely psychotic by the end of the stream.
[insert joke about that just being jermas character arc here]
That’s what vegas does
Mr. Greenz needs to be in the next Jerma rumble. That was the funniest bit this year
Greenz/Steve Tag Team
Aye
@@Isaacandjed I couldn't not stop laughing for minutes at a time.
Mr green is demon lord zoraxsus..zoraxsorse? Zoraxsus.
Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green?
This was Jerma firing on all cylinders.
This really is classic jerma
@@KFCArbiter 2020 felt like the final year of classic jerma era shenanigans. I still enjoy his new streams of course and his humor hasn't changed much. Damn though from 2017-2020 it was just one amazing bit after another
@@BananaPhoPhilly I think it depends on what game he is streaming, anything with gambling in it (or gambling themed like Casino Inc) is guaranteed to be a hysterical stream.
Also the wrestling empire stream in 2021 was the funniest stream ive ever seen 2016-now.
@@KFCArbiter Ok you’re right I forgot about wrestling empire. Absolute banger of a stream
Lately he's kinda been on fire with some great streams so I mightve jumped the gun a little with that comment lol
@@BananaPhoPhilly he saw your comment and took it as a challenge
Mr. Greenz was the first Jerma thing I've ever seen. I saw it about 1 month ago and now I'm hooked on this guy
Great guy to start watching, jerma is
word
@@goldbedvids8580 bird is the
Mr. Green is an excellent addition to the Jermaverse
This is like, ground zero for his addiction, jesus christ.
The Omnisalad as long as the games are not chicken themed he should be fine
He lives in fucking vegas, dude. Im 100% sure playing cards is like eating breakfast for him
@@astrallizard4682 imagine unironically moving to new vegas
@@gordonf5553 then I'd suffer radiation poisoning and get killed by mole rats.
Jerma spent 2 hours of his 3 hour new vegas stream gambling.
Jerma somehow makes monotonous gambling games incredibly thrilling and hilarious to watch.
Because we get to see his true self
2:00:59 imagine being at a casino and when someone won they laughed like this.
And their skin turns a brilliant green as their chin extends so does their smile
The robot voice for the loser was the funniest shit I’ve seen in years. I’m literally hyperventilating lmfao
“Hi I’m Mr. L” (the Losses and Liquidation are silent).
Everytime I hear a sports betting commercial on the radio they follow it with, "have a gambling problem call this number" and my mind automatically imagines Mr. Green yelling "Yes I am invincible!"
Jerma didn't win a single cent on roulette but he STILL kept playing it lol. If he were a close friend I'd get him counselling
Ludopathic andy
Sunk cost fallacy
@@katzea.a7880 how the fuck does one even come across such an eloquent word only to use it as a jerma descriptor
1:57:10 Mr. Greenz Wild Blackjack Ride
This bit is in with the greats. This man's improv has transcended
Honestly started dying ever since Mr. Greenz realized there was no upper limit for bets, and that's before the rollercoaster of events that happened, aaaaaaaaaaa
@@Notester82 Jerma is merely a sleeper agent for Mr Greenz. The 'no upper limit' showing up was the signal for Mr Greenz to be awoken in him.
@@damien_murphyThat wasn’t improv, that was just jerma dropping his streamer facade and showing his true (green) colors
Just the mere prospect of finishing a whole cigar in one drag is horrifying
Man who needs to pay back $40,000 for carnival loses $400,000 on two hands of blackjack
I-I'm your favorite, Mr. Green? T-Thank you so much for the $2 tip!
Hey Mr. Greenz! Remember that time you tipped me $2? Well I haven't forgotten your generosity, so here - take $2000 of my winnings!
"So... is that all you have?"
"Like, on me?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah, why?"
"Hit the fuckin road."
@@spunklord5000 Hey, Mr Greenz! Remember me? I was the one that gave you 2,000 dollars!
So you DO remember me! Ha! Well, here's 200,000 dollars for looking out for me.
@@stereoraptor6940 "wait wait wait I was just kidding I have 10 million in the bank!"
the music literally never gets old. what a beautiful composition
Please someone make an animation of Mr.GreenZ at a casino. Especially when he throws up after doubling in Blackjack.
EDIT: I just watched the whole stream again. Seriously, it's just like a movie. Easily one of the best streams Jerma has ever gave us.
ruclips.net/video/5qXeJczqy8s/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/BtIRol5jgjg/видео.html
I'm working on one hopefully, as soon as I heard the bit I was like: oh yeah, that's a jerma animated
A few people have seen and responded to this, so I'll say here my channel is 'HyperTheKappa' on RUclips!
@@hyper4831 I'd give up, there's already 2 animateds, and anymore is just wasted effort! (Jk, keep up the good work and if you don't mind, reply with the link when you finish)
@@Soulraven2735 Damn dude you were about to get an earful haha, thanks man
Human Bugleberry isn't real, he can't hurt you
Simon Kawasaki who/what is bugleberry?
I like how he explains exactly how to even the odds with blackjack but constantly does the opposite. Its great
1:44:13 The Greedy Grinner never repays his debts
Every creative person has that moment of peak performance that just becomes second nature for a few hours. This stream was Jerma in his perfect form. Inspiring..
And so, Steve dragged Mr. Greenz back to his hotel room where he would later suffer a heart attack and die. Steve went on with his meaningless life until he discovered that he was a fictional character made by a gambling streamer for his hilarious comedy bit. He much like many thoughts from Jerma's mind faded into obscurity, never to be referenced again.
Jerma: chat knows nothing about casinos they don’t even know when to stand in blackjack
Jerma: chat what does “check” mean?
Romantic Outlaw Jerma doesn’t know how to play because he’s not tall enough to watch table games
Cluck N I’ve been laughing at this comment for hours
*waddles over to table and climbs on chair, clicks his finger and a young lady smartly dressed walks over and places a booster seat under him* All right! This looks fun! So can anyone here explain to me the rules of poker?
Also betting on half the numbers in roulette is done by betting on color right?
@@franklinbinga2153 or on odds or evens.
"Say my name."
"....Mr. Green"
"You're goddamn right."
"Steve... I trust you."
And that was the last we ever saw of Steve
I feel like Jerma never ended up beating pokemon because he'd always get stuck at the game corner. Just a feeling I have.
He definitely got the Dratini in hgss. God knows I did. Tiny nine year old gambling menace.
It was especially rough in gen 1 since there was a limited amount of money you could get.
I never got through Witcher 3 cause I kept playing the card game so I get it lol
If I had any skill when I was 9, I probably would still be playing Voltorb Flip to this day.
Mr GREENZ sounds like a fucking kingpin-esque supervillain and I love it
Bugleberry had a throat operation from smoking too much and now speaks like a robot. Make it head cannon.
"Player makes more money from donations than actual skill at the game" Is this just a Jerma simulator?
Everyone talks about Mr. Greenz but nobody even bothers to mention the legacy of Mr. 23DCC345FG
Insert obligatory quote of Jerma saying how Star_ card counts like he's in Las Vegas, goes full circle
there's something great about jerma starting off as trying to be a rational better, making low bets and trying to get small hits while lecturing chat on how to gamble, then at the FIRST minute he is given the ability to bet big, all rationality is thrown to the wind as he goes all in over and over on single hands of blackjack
It's a real shame The Movies is too primitive and limited to be able to be used to produce a Mr. Greenz feature.
One day science and technology will catch up with the enigmatic and visionary mind of Jeremy “Jerma985” Elbertson, but until then we can only dream.
His Bugleberry voice sounds like the malfunctioning Patriot A.I. colonel from MGS2
Raiden, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW!
La Li Lu Le Lo oh! OH! Oh, the ritual is complete, and from my cauldron I have summoned forth this... snake!
i fell asleep to this video and had one of the worst fucking nightmares ive ever had
Mr. Greenz always collects his debts....
For everyones information; counting cards in Blackjack is possible and it does give you an advantage. You don't count ALL cards, just high ones (A,10) and low ones (6-2), the more high ones there are left in the deck the more you should bet.
It's not illegal, but you might get banned from a casino for doing that if the pit boss notices.
Casinos use upwards of 6 decks at any given time, you've never been to a casino in your life, lol. It is literally impossible count cards since those kids from MIT wrang them out for millions.
yes, even if you play at a private table, and ESPECIALLY at a high roller table.
@@TemmiePlays Casinos usually use shoes with 8 decks, but 1 deck worth of cards is cut away by the cutting card. It still means you can count the amount of high and low cards left in the shoe to give yourself an advantage. Even if they used a 100 decks, it's still the same method and it still works. I've been to a casino a bunch of times, but even if I haven't what difference would it make?
@@radekmilewicz6192 yeah, counting cards is just _that_ easy lol, that's why everyone in las vegas is a mega millionaire, and never loses at all! not even once :)
@@TemmiePlays I'm starting to feel like you're trolling, since there's tons of info about blackjack online, but regardless... Counting cards has been a thing for decades, not everyone does it because it's not a reliable source of income, the casino can kick out out or even ban you if they want. Besides, it takes a lot of time to make a profit since your edge over the casino is only 0.5%. Some people do make money that way, but it takes time and effort, so you might aswell get a 'normal' job.
@@TemmiePlays He...never said it gave you a big advantage. Just "an advantage". Its pretty obvious you can't win big with this method but it's worth learning if you want to bother.
"You didn't believe in my monstrous ability"
- Greg "big stackz" greenz 2020
bigstackzgreenz is absolutely his Instagram handle where he posts hideously tasteless videos of himself from his high roller suite
Best 2020 bit at the end with blackjack, hands down
timestamp
@@MrGlowstoneMan like 1:57:00 onward
"Oh, look at me. hundred fucking thousand dollar blackjack hand!"
Something about Jerma's delivery cracks me up every time
anyone else hear that sick beat he made at 1:45:20
The music is everywhere brother.
When he hits the jack pot you can audibly hear mr green slowly crawling his way out of jerma’s psyche. The tipping point is when he read no limit and pretty much had a stroke.
1:58:15 mr. green just ripped thru jermas body to become the host
i still can't get over the fucking *_FUTURE MUSIC_* in the 2020 casino
1:30:05
Mr. Greenz for Jerma rumble 2020
Monkey sounds at 1:49:32
51:56 this is important
How does he drown overwater
13:50 And this, dear viewer, was where history was made.
My parents had this game on SNES and I used to play it all the time. He’s right this game is amazing.
the quarantine really deprived his gambling addiction huh
I like Bugleberry's new "Primm Slim" accent.
Mecha Bugleberry, they rebuilt him stronger than before!
@@Shift_Salt Stronger, faster, powered entirely by eating spiders. With his stalwart ward, Chrome Face.
Holy shit, is that THE Mr Greenz?! The man who lost his entire fortune in a single game of blackjack?
Thumbnail at 1:17:21
That Vegas CBD weed isn't going to pay for itself you know.
1:45:21
Jerma accidentally makes a sick beat for about 3 seconds.
Kinda sad that Bugleberry was assimilated into The Borg in a last resort to corrupt their hive mind. But its nice to see he's still out and about after that tragic incident.
I paused this video and the music didn't stop
i just love video games like this, everything look so crunchy and cool.
Same here, I honestly want a game like this, but your run buissneses and such
@@markhirsch6301 Like OpenTTD and such?
@@TunaIRL yes and no, I mean more like capitalism 2 and industry giant
@@markhirsch6301 There is a certain charm in the art style. I feel like these days we're in the uncanny valley of graphics where it looks realistic but we still notice something is wrong so the immersion is ruined. In these types of games you feel more like you're in a different world. If you get what I'm saying :D
@@TunaIRL I do get what you're saying
Mr. Green is without a doubt the best bit Jerma has ever come up with.
I normally dont watch his full stream VODs, but this one is so good I actually watched all of it, and I am watching it again
2:00:36 the moment when I woke up, and checked whether I am really watching a Jerma stream. because it sounds like a batman movie, and some malicious Joker plan is just about to come to fruition
"What do you think I am some kind of psycho?" *bets all his money on one hand of Blackjack*
Yeah, probably.
24:25 the guy you've all been waiting for turns up
When do we get real life casino stream
When does Jerma tire of beating computer players and force his chat members to engage in his debauchery with him
Pretty sure you're not allowed to record video inside a casino.
@@Kola25_97 pretty sure by "real life casino" OP meant "poorly but lovingly constructed by Jerma set that imitates a casino"
innewyorkimillyrock Nah Jerma has so many bits he can buy out every casino
@@agentpaint philactery can just fund him one. Then send more bits to ask him to burn it down for epic lulz and insurance fraud.
Local streamer blows fortune made through drug industry in casino
I like to think that when Mr. Green loses money he makes a huge throughty Jabba the hut growel
if steve inherited greenz's money and it was just $1000, did greenz lie about the ten million in his bank just to get steve back?
Relax this whole stream is just Stephanie money
My idea of Mr. GREENZ is the same as that caricature of Marlon Brando in the masterclass skit
Choked on a cookie on "I just wanna make sure I win".
Fun obeservation @ 19:17: Jerma gives his character a cheesy annoying voice, while the broke guy was talking like a decent gentleman. Usually people mock voices vice versa.
I will become rich and successful for the sole reason of donating $10000 to pressure Jerma into doing an irl casino stream.
watching jerma play blackjack is so anxiety inducing, when it said no bet limit on mr greenz last stand my heart was pounding so hard it hurt
I can't believe I learned how to play poker from a Jerma stream
Fun fact: The reason you'll get thrown out when card-counting is not because it's cheating (it's not). It's because you reliably take more money from the casino than you put in and as buisness made to make money, they can, and will throw you out.
So it's cheating
@@kinnikuboneman No.
It's not much of an advantage
@@kinnikuboneman No, it's just using game knowledge. Cheating would include modifying the gameplay.
@@kinnikuboneman cheating would cards up your sleeve, memorizing is a bsic function of the human brain
The last Black Jack was so damn funny, I had to spit out my drink.
Mr. Greenz is just Jerma's subconscious trying to break free
Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)
I think about Mr. Green almost everyday.
I keep coming back to this stream because I really enjoyed watching this Jerma stream. It's nice to listen to and fall asleep to. It is, hands down one of my absolute favorites.
For some reason I got it in my mind that Mr Green playing roulette and betting down an entire line (ex 3-36) could be called the Green Mile.
First the CBD/THC "treatment" for his pain, now he's back to gambling. For shame, e-clown, for shame.
Jerma describing the game: "People come up to you and take money from you, you get into like fights and shit."
The actual NPCs in the game: "Gee thanks for driving me to the hospital for my sprained ankle! Have my life savings, you're so kind."
17:33 I cannot get over how that round of roulette ended, holy heck Jerma.
Man, can't wait for jerma's 26~35th birthday stream
I was crying by 2:07:30
Jeremy "Milagro Man" Elbertson
Hey jerma this is someone you don’t know but for a while now I didn’t even know if you existed and I used to watch you all the time back in your tf2 days when you played with star I think but just wanted to say thank you you got me out of a really dark place I loved watching your video on repeat when you stop making tf2 vids but again thank you
Speaking of tf2 is he awere of the voice of the soldier Rick may passing away? I can imagine him hoping back just to see the statues. Likely off stream.
(The Stream archive isn't owned by Jerma, sorry to break it to you)
Oh thank you
@@lotf5lordofthe595 R.I.P.
At 2:01:40 When he starts throwing up from losing and going on with the thing about the shirts I literally laughed so hard I cried, then he said the 2 dollar tip thing and it sent me over the moon. Really needed that this week.
Ah yes, comfort stream
Hahahahhaha i never thought he would play this again. Glad he replayed this to try to win big once more