The Battle for Pasta Italiano - Jerma Streams Casino Inc. (Long Edit #2)
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2022
- From Jerma's second Casino Inc. stream (4/10/2020): • Jerma Streams - Casino...
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You're all washed up...
Note (1): This edit was requested by SlouMo Boss.
Note (2): This was edited using the Twitch VOD. 
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Imagine you ask your boss for a raise and he gets so mad at you he throws you a $100 an hour because he's too busy watching the nearby italian restaurant waiting for it to catch on fire.
And the only reason you are asking to begin with is because reality is just compelling you to do it
yeah yeah, here get outta here!
@@DishonoredRat"hey get a load o' this, pasta italiano I bet it'll catch fire again! *snicker* "
Asking the boss for things when he's very busy is a very real strategy in the working world.
Worth mentioning that you should also consider that this same boss was executing staff and customers in the basement until very recently
Learning that the vomit and pay raises are caused by copy protection makes Jerma constantly fighting it so much funnier
Local streamer plays pirated casino game live on stream
I assume either casino inc wasn't easily available to buy, or it's confused by modern advancements and it's a false positive.
@@SeanSMST honestly the second one is more likely, i’ve seen entire youtube series’ based off of old games being so confused by modern tech that they think the player is pirating it 😭
@@charliewegner around 39 minutes theres a steam overlay popup when he restarts the game. so your hypothesis is likely right
@@SeanSMST it was like this on the original disk...
Edit: fuckt that was already said- sorry!
I will be hearing "Staff are asking for a raise" and "I need a new trailer" in my nightmares now
those and “one of your staff just died” and possibly even “morale is low!”
“I won, I won”
We all need a new trailer sometimes
@@Omegaset fellow creature of culture, i agree with your sentiment!
@@we-must-live ah the rare max enjoyer. Well met brother
Wait, you're telling me that the puking and constant raises are caused by copy protection and not because they're paying homage to patron saint of gambling and health violations Mr. Green, fortunate be his name?
He owns the game but the steam port is broken
@@RT4eva9it's fixed
I dont know whats worse, that the steam copy is triggering the copy protection, or that the game is still very playable despite the protection triggering
What did the protection even do?
@@Cybersyn All the arcade machines and slots break at like 100x the rate, so you're supposed to never be able to make money off them.
@horriblepancake the video also states that it's the reason for the constant raises (employee happiness drops faster). i can't find any other sources but it really does seem like a new difficulty rather than unplayable.
definitely the former. I can respect a game with playable copy protection
@@Shockblock99 it also states that thats why all of the guests were constantly puking
"Slots of Fun is open! Let's go have fun an..."
Tabs back to see someone cheating.
"Kill them."
it happened as soon as i was reading this
oh boy I'm so happy to be at Pasta Italiano on the 27th of February, 1970
I'll never get over how visually ugly jerma's casino is lmao
He's terrible at both interior design and naming things
@@G-Mastah-Fash i still cannot fucking comprehend where he came up with the name jermamites. out of all of jermas perplexing decisions this might be the one that makes me have a stroke.
jerms. NO
jermans. NO
jermaniacs. NO
tf is a JERMAMITE?
@@mellowmelly9258 He came up with that name back before the earwigs defeated the mites in the battle to control his brain.
@@mellowmelly9258 i thought it was a parody on mennonites ngl
@@mellowmelly9258 Jermite would’ve been good. Like the name of an ancient tribe in the Old Testament from the Bible lol
I still can't hear the words "Pasta Italiano" without laughing to myself. The fact Jerma found a casino management sim and turned it into an RTS is incredible
The turf war between Pasta Italiano and Slots-a-Fun is hilarious, especially considering they've no competing interests and ultimately encourage each other's businesses by providing adjacent services.
It’s like monopoly, but in reverse
"I need a new trailer" I shout as i fade into unconsciousness
BASED steamer gives virtual employees raises upwards of $130/day
there's people he was paying $200+/day
I make $160/day, it’s really not that much in the modern day
jerma starting out as a humble well meaning casino owner eventually committing crimes and resorting to corrupt methods to succeed, the underhanded ways he tries to circumvent his workers demanding raises, it makes this series feel like breaking bad or some shit lmao
His switch from one to the other is definitely when he had Ludo beaten and shot to death without any evidence. That's when the "Greensberg" personality took hold.
He goes from freaking out about no teenager than back to allowing it. Ludo was the Mike of Jerma's Heisenberg.
You should check out Casino directed by Martin Scorcese
Imagine asking this absolute PSYCHO for a raise after you see him BOMB an Italian restaurant MULTIPLE TIMES.
"Slots'a Fun is open for business! Anyone that wants to have fun and eat pizza, you're-"
"I've spotted a cheat!"
*"Kill this person."*
I love when the game accents Jerma's comedic timing
1:09:05 :)
"Kill that lady too"
A watched pasta Italiano never boils
It's so frustrating that he constantly gives salary raises instead of just giving everyone a 100$ bonus.
He's a good boss
Modern CEOs:
after watching literal hours of jerma's play through this game i still don't know how tf this game works
It’s simple, the goal is to
1:17:10 Jerma telling his ENTIRE CHAT to google "how to get a hitman" is just perfect
I’ll never get over how at 57:03 he talks about having an “array of old classic video games” in the year 1970
"you want a raise? Go get it somewhere else" lmao 💀
INSANE editor turns MY FAVORITE stream into a 40 PART television series in time for my birthday. thanks skye :)
INSANE internet broadcast viewer thinks HIS FAVORITE stream is just for HIM. happy birthdayx:)
@@francesfarmer3874 when are you gonna have your revenge on seattle?
@@turtletown456 you seem cool. dont come to seattle next friday
@@francesfarmer3874 LUNATIC twitch viewer REMOVES the ENTIRETY of Seattle
Casino onwer Jerma in the early days : oh no that killed him? Didnt mean to
Porn mob boss Jerma later in the game :
Doesn't even hesitate to kill the last chef in town alive just because he wants to build a porn factory , then makes hitman shoot chef as a suicide mission while being surrounded by 10 armed guards, and goes 'where can i find hitmen'
This man is a cold menace
just get the woman a new trailer please i'm begging
The voice lines in this game are all so fucking unbelievably funny
"Hippies love porn!" My new fav Jerma line.
The sequence of events following the battle of Pasta Italiano at 1:20:50 has to be one of the funniest Jerma bits I've ever watched. The kitchen catching on fire again made me lose my shit
He wouldn't have to cheat in hitmen if he just sent Garfield over there.
I would work at SlamminSlots and Lanes, like holy shit, raises and bonuses every five hours
Even if you just lightly complain, even jokingly complain, your boss will freak out and give you a 10 dollar raise with a 15 dollar bonus. Only downside is that your boss is insane, and sometimes will have you beaten as "discipline" or just accidentally have you shot.
@@Profile__1 coworkers die on the daily, and I might be sent to aid the siege of Pasta Italiano
@@Profile__1 average casino in Gotham city
I love how Jerma’s naming conventions go from an Italian Casino/Restaurant being named “Pasta Italiano”, to some random guy called “Dean Dastardly Dingus Sr.”
jermas creativity operates like a sine wave, highs and lows.
Friendly reminder to NOT vote for Anthony Banthony
wait isn't Pasta Italiano literally the ingame name though
@@grim66 Yeah it is
Bruh Pasta Italiano is literally just a name in the game, Jerma had nothing to do with that name.
I find it hilarious that he physically could not think of a name other than chuck-e-cheese for the first half of the video.
I like that part where Jerma says chat doesn’t dictate what he streams amazing that he can just lie like that
Never forget viewtiful joe
@@komradekradles8731 And Kenshi
guess she really needs that new trailer
12:39 I don't think Jerma realizes just how bad of a name "Cheesy Pizza" is for a children's arcade
Surely a nice innocuous name like cheesy pizza is completely harmless 😏
Podesta Andy
especially for a company with a history of porn
also the only ones allowed in are seniors and teens..
It starts with Jerma being unable to count to 100, continued with a completely deranged and hysterical gameplay of a game that unknowingly for everyone had copy protection triggered, ended with an extremely emotionally intelligent and genuine discussion about parasocial relationships, and finished with the revelation he was sitting on a gamecube the entire time. I fucking love this man.
He PIRATED this game what a THIEF and SCOUNDREL
add to the list of his crimes
No the games just broken on steam
You do know what a joke is right
The Attack of Pasta Italiano is truly the 9/11 of our generation.
:|
:'( i lost 3 good friends in The Attack of Pasta Italiano
Pasta Italiano was too soon to joke about man..
That’s bullshit! I know people who died in that spaghetti!
I walked through sauce and noodles to find my younger brother. He was in northern Italy at the time.
Interesting the game had that kind of cheat protection
So Jerma was basically playing on hard mode?
@@justabomb8629 And still having fun even? Weird kinda copy protection.
@@beetleperson9437 According to one of the OG devs on the Steam forum for the game, "[Referring to the copy protection] All in all, it was really stupid. I know for a fact the copy protection gave false positives even on the original DVD version. It was something we were forced to put in by the publisher."
Everytime I took my eyes off the screen for a second, someone either got blown up or shot
I NEED-A NEW TRAILA
...one of your staff just died. 😔
Jerma: *uncontrollable laughter*
That copy protection has to be hell on harder difficulty.
32:55 she changed my life
My life was in shambles, my wife left me and then was evaporated in a high speed car accident, my children all died in their fishtank, and I'm a complete skrunk. But when that lady said "I nEEd a NEWWWWW TRAILERrrr"... Thank-you Jerma for fixing my life
I cant believe that Jerma genuinely thinks that 2 fucking dollars is a bonus
it is in 1970
@@mellow6749 $2 would still be wildly insulting as a "bonus" in 1970
He thinks he's giving them bits
One of your staff just died.
"Go put a bomb in his spaghetti" from Jimmy (or Frankie) "The Fish" is such a funny joke 45:10
The little gray flashback edits are killing me, thank you so much
staff is asking for a raise!
I can't believe copy protections caused him to play on hard mode this whole time. That's fucked up.
Jerma: Yeah we're almost at $44K it's fine
Also Jerma: *Immediately almost goes bankrupt buying a two hotel and a bunch of staff raises*
whoever sent the five nights at freddys thing is a hero
i hope she got that new trailer
How much money do we need to give Jerma so that he can recreate the Battle for Pasta Italiano live on stage?
5 star hotel was a big blunder - he cannot conceive of his actual clientele
Definitely required reading for Jerma content.
Oh my god Jerma watching people get in a fight then walk away angry and in a rampage and being like "who is breaking these machines??" BRO YOU JUST SAW IT GDJDBDB
Also the not throwing up customers who are just belligerent drunks and harassing employees and instead just giving the employees way more money than they need
Listen, Jerma just doesn't have object permanence yet. He's working on it, though!
idk but jermas signature is cute :) i literally do a smiley half the time when they ask for a signature when buying shit that isn't really important.
one of the best jerma streams ever this game is so perfect for him
"One of your staff just died. 😔"
"One of your staff just died. 😔"
"ThErE'S ChEaTinG GoInG oN HErE! 🤬"
"One of your staff just died. 😔"
"One of your staff just died. 😔"
"One of your staff just died. 😔"
"Staff are asking for a raise!!! 🤑😃🤑"
Thank you for the edits darling, these vods and edits of them are really the only thing I got and its wonderful ^-^
These are probably my favourite stream edits on yt, perfect length and amount of editing. Love the new pfp btw
How did he go that many hours before realizing that troublemaker agents were the cause of all of his problems?
Holy crap just finished watching the last one
GUYS NEW SKYE UPLOAD
IT'S HERE IT'S REALLY HERE
POG POG
Hold on that's copy protection? Is that just something wrong with the steam copy? I run into similar problems with staff and vomit on my legit copy, but I might also just run a nasty awful establishment
From the info that I can find, it seems like it is a problem with the Steam version, and the claim that all these issues are caused by bad copy protection makes sense to me. I always found it bizarre that staff making 5x the city average would still ask for pay raises.
@@skye4 is there a fix?
@@SSFhighcommandJOHN I saw one floating around in the Steam forums, but I don't know if it works or not.
@@SSFhighcommandJOHN There's one fix (seemingly a recompiled exe) linked on the PCGamingWiki page for this game, but I don't have Casino Inc so I can't test it.
@@skye4 It has propensity to cause lockups
The creator of the patch stopped distributing it for a while but brought it back by demand
"Use at your own risk" type deal
Thank you so much for making these long edits. I've wanted something to listen to while I was working on whatever at home.
I was literally thinking how I miss the jerma cutout in the corner right before he started yelling at chat for mentioning it I felt I was being personally talked to 😭
Even if it is copy protection making all his employees upset
Imagine dealing with drunk bastards and trailer trash all day as a dealer and your boss comes and shoos them to the slot machine while giving you a $2 bonus.
UNTHINKABLE
I literally didn’t know you could go into debt in this game holy shit
this is the perfect stream edit to put my ear medicine in to n' blast from my tv, thank youu!! 💗
'Buster Cherry' made me lose my mind
"We don't kill people anymore. Please bring your children here."
I love these edits thank you for making them
thank you skye. anything where jerma is involved in gambling is just top tier stuff for me!
So he was essentially playing on hardmode the entire time because the game thought he pirated. Ha.
thank you for these edits skye, they're always perfect
Love your edits!! Perfectly sized great streams, tysm!!
It's the "Jerma Learns About SecuROM The Hard Way" Saga!
Both of these edits are amazing thank you so much
I want to hug you
Ah the entire ending was gold, thanks skye
I think she needed a new trailer
YEAHHH SKYE WITH THE PART 2!!! THANK YOU!!
Why have I re-watched this so many times
babe wake up skye posted the casino inc part 2 edit
Yes! Was waiting on this!
I NEED A NEW TRAILER
THANK YOU SO MUCH I JUST LEFT A COMMENT YESTERDAY ABOUT PART 2 🥺
Thanks skye! Love your edits :D
I need a newww trailer
Just finished the first one last night, on cloud 9 rn
37:00: average Johnny test audio
lets fukin go, part 2!! dunno how u edit so fast, here still hopin jerma hires u :^)
The last thing I ever say will be "I need a new trailer"
Not 2 hours after a mass terrorist attack at local beloved Italian restaurant “pasta Italiano” another attack occurred in local children’s eatery killing multiple staff and injuring several patrons. Police arrived on the scene and killed the attacker his motives are still unknown but local investigators says that it was a hitman linked to a rival casino business.
Thank you for the edit!
P.S: Omori has consumed your life, huh?
Yes.
"he's a demon!" call me whatever you want, call me whatever you want!
He said, barely bothered as he was exposed
34:24 is the beginning of something that had me cracking up at 2:00 am.
Good ol' Sims gameplay