Luckless Larcenist - Jerma Plays Kenshi (Long Edit Part 1)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @eldritch3061
    @eldritch3061 9 месяцев назад +666

    these long edits keep me alive (rare medical condition, jermatitis) thanks dumptruck

    • @Xiroxys
      @Xiroxys 9 месяцев назад +20

      Ahh... my condolences for your terminal illness.
      We are here with you.

    • @screwthishi5thing
      @screwthishi5thing 9 месяцев назад +2

      I have it also

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 9 месяцев назад +20

      unfortunately with the jerma retirement arc, these edits are a finite resource. I hope they find a cure before it comes to that.

    • @metalslug3fan
      @metalslug3fan 9 месяцев назад +51

      JERMA TITTIES????!!!

    • @monocandy
      @monocandy 9 месяцев назад

      @@metalslug3fanAWOOOGA

  • @skiptothepoint9087
    @skiptothepoint9087 7 месяцев назад +99

    i find it funny that Jerma spawned in, immediatly got ko'd for 30 irl minutes and then became enslaved

  • @deecomposerr
    @deecomposerr Месяц назад +28

    i fucking love how jerma doesnt just click the point on the floor that he wants to go, but drags the cursor around as he's moving, which causes him to accidentally direct his character to spots he doesn't want to go, like directly towards the people that are attacking him . This happens MULTIPLE TIMES, and he just keeps doing it. What a guy.

  • @danielorourke8847
    @danielorourke8847 9 месяцев назад +143

    Bro is really just making highlights of every Jerma Golden Age stream. God bless you dumptruck 🙏

  • @valartman2671
    @valartman2671 9 месяцев назад +151

    I'm so hungry. Could really use some coffee cheetos chicken rn. Thanks dumptruck

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 9 месяцев назад +657

    I’ll never forgive the zoomers for taking additional Kenshi streams away from us

    • @victoriouswinner7745
      @victoriouswinner7745 9 месяцев назад +121

      as a 87 year old man i agree with this statement

    • @FoB952
      @FoB952 9 месяцев назад +12

      I don't watch the streams. How did the Zoomers make it stop?

    • @sho9585
      @sho9585 9 месяцев назад +195

      they think the game sucks and boring
      and like veiwtiful joe jerma would stop playing the game if enough people cries that they didnt like it even when jerma likes the game

    • @PurpleRegulator
      @PurpleRegulator 9 месяцев назад +64

      They even took Glover away from us.

    • @callmeluna8903
      @callmeluna8903 9 месяцев назад +68

      As a zoomer other zoomers who don't like this game have no patience

  • @maybe_human89
    @maybe_human89 6 месяцев назад +26

    i love watching jerma desperately try to understand games above his understanding

  • @teriyaki_chicken
    @teriyaki_chicken 8 дней назад +2

    idk why but him carrying that useless dog on his shoulder the entire playthrough is so funny
    kept talking about getting rid of it so he didn’t have to care for it but never did

  • @vcr53wus
    @vcr53wus 9 месяцев назад +146

    the weekly dump is highly appreciated

    • @dan_loeb
      @dan_loeb 9 месяцев назад +10

      You only go once a week? that's some crazy hole control.

  • @Gormfeld
    @Gormfeld 8 месяцев назад +16

    I love Kenshi, and I love Jerma, so this is a match made in heaven. In the smoldering, post-apocalyptic ruins of society, these old streams are the only thing that keep me going. Last night, Timmy and Jimmy were murdered by ghouls while out on patrol, and we will show this long play at their funeral to honor them and their sacrifice.

  • @dan_loeb
    @dan_loeb 9 месяцев назад +71

    32:55 "don't make him look weird". Immediately he makes a human emperor penguin.

  • @breadwithagun9303
    @breadwithagun9303 2 месяца назад +13

    Jerma and the dog feels like I'm watching a homeless man trying to keep his dog happy, being the only thing left in his life, while everyone else is trying to take it away to a PETA shelter.

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon 9 месяцев назад +58

    I just discovered this streamer and am binging this content. Good timing. Funny how he finds such fleshed out games that rarely if ever turn up anywhere else.. like Black Masses. NEVER seen that one.

    • @okayreche
      @okayreche 9 месяцев назад +8

      Jerma lore really fuckin succs you in, incredible stuff. This man is a legend.

    • @heraclesno
      @heraclesno 9 месяцев назад +8

      Oh dude. I got some bad news for you. Jerma soft retired this year but I hope you enjoy his content because he sure has a lot of it

    • @mikeyb.0121
      @mikeyb.0121 9 месяцев назад +60

      @@heraclesno”retired” lol if that’s how you want to describe life imprisonment for the murder and cannibalisation of 14 Cambodian children then alright

    • @hangry3102
      @hangry3102 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@heraclesno You absolute sicko, did he also "soft retire" those children at the orphanage that he slaughtered???

    • @ProfessorBuge
      @ProfessorBuge 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@mikeyb.0121 Still can't believe the bastard almost got away with it too...

  • @Immortal_Fish
    @Immortal_Fish 7 месяцев назад +30

    Most rpg games: you are a chosen one. these weakling robbers don't stand a chance against you from the start.
    Kenshi: Some astmatic cancer patient with a rash will easily beat you to the ground with a broken moulding stick, spit on you and call you dog food

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz Месяц назад

      Jerma RPG: you're Jerma, good luck

  • @AMbradfordfilms
    @AMbradfordfilms 9 месяцев назад +267

    Petition to have Jerma play Kenshi again. Sign here.

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 8 месяцев назад

      ____ D1ck3aterXx

    • @sirgenesy5099
      @sirgenesy5099 8 месяцев назад +3

      no it sucks and it's boring

    • @Andrew-tj8pr
      @Andrew-tj8pr 7 месяцев назад +51

      @@sirgenesy5099 womp womp. sounds like a skill issue

    • @sirgenesy5099
      @sirgenesy5099 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Andrew-tj8pr cool, the game is still boring and looks like shit

    • @Andrew-tj8pr
      @Andrew-tj8pr 7 месяцев назад +37

      @@sirgenesy5099 womp womp. sounds like a skill issue

  • @Illucien_
    @Illucien_ 7 месяцев назад +6

    I refuse to believe this was 3 and a half years ago.

  • @BoolaidMan
    @BoolaidMan 9 месяцев назад +13

    I'm going to wait till I finish these stream edits before I look up a "This is what 1000 hours in kenshi looks like" video and just stare dumbfounded at the stark contrast between playthroughs.

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 8 месяцев назад +3

      Now I wanna do that too lol

  • @MrAcuity
    @MrAcuity 7 месяцев назад +9

    my only source of entertainment the past 5 months has been jerma, i am severely addicted and need rehab to recover from this man.

  • @noneotherthanme9807
    @noneotherthanme9807 9 месяцев назад +7

    I thought this was just a reupload until I saw he played it for 8 damned hours, this is much more digestible while keeping the streaming aspect I really like it

  • @Sucubius
    @Sucubius 9 месяцев назад +5

    This is one of my absolute favourite Jerma gamestreams ever
    Thank you very much for this edit!

  • @sonsofisstvan1675
    @sonsofisstvan1675 9 месяцев назад +79

    A dumptruck upload right as I’m packing my bong? Time to get ZONKED

    • @Joseph-xf7jv
      @Joseph-xf7jv 9 месяцев назад +26

      This guy fricking Gets it

    • @CamilleTaito
      @CamilleTaito 9 месяцев назад

      I'm smoking on some pink panties rn

    • @Aquana01
      @Aquana01 9 месяцев назад +14

      I'm high from the Zerma I don't need no bong

    • @hangry3102
      @hangry3102 9 месяцев назад +5

      While you get Zonked I'm gonna Zerk off, anyone wants to join that's cool too.

    • @woobi4739
      @woobi4739 9 месяцев назад +2

      dude

  • @RegnStövel
    @RegnStövel 9 месяцев назад +139

    He really listened to much to chat members crying in this era. Good he is doing more what he wants now (chill streams and such) this stream had great moments but was cut short by boring, complaining people in chat

    • @undercoverbreadbug2723
      @undercoverbreadbug2723 9 месяцев назад +61

      Even worse that they had him choose one of the hardest starts, of course progress is gonna be slow.

    • @undercoverbreadbug2723
      @undercoverbreadbug2723 8 месяцев назад +19

      @@_Bungus Yeah they were setting him up for failure, Kenshi is honestly one of the games I'm glad I picked the most basic possible start. All you gotta watch out for is yourself, no dog to siphon food, no missing limbs, no slavers in sight or bugs hiding in the sand to massacre you.

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 4 дня назад

      How absolutely parasocial. He's a grown man, he could've continued if he wanted to

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 4 дня назад

      ​@@undercoverbreadbug2723That was literally his own fault, you can't blame chat if Jerma chooses to listen to them

  • @damarziman
    @damarziman 7 месяцев назад +9

    God the animal crossing music is so fucking funny with this game

  • @fritzfyr
    @fritzfyr 9 месяцев назад +4

    Oh my god - I have been waiting for someone to make a long edit of the Kenshi playthrough! Thanks a lot mr. dumptruck, excited to start watching! 🙂

  • @johnmear
    @johnmear 9 месяцев назад +23

    dumptruck my beloved

  • @billfriendo2
    @billfriendo2 9 месяцев назад +5

    remember this stream happening and i was genuinely ecstatic my favourite person playing my favourite game, NICE ! 👍

  • @saesie4913
    @saesie4913 9 месяцев назад +3

    Just found these long edits and I love them so much! Thank you!

  • @aspenEarthmover
    @aspenEarthmover 8 месяцев назад +9

    this is literally just the plot of Joseph King of Dreams

  • @vgamedude12
    @vgamedude12 6 месяцев назад +3

    This is one of the funniest games Ive seen. Holy hell

  • @okayreche
    @okayreche 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve never watched a game in this genre before, fucking incredible. Tysm Dump Daddy.

  • @Nestul22
    @Nestul22 9 месяцев назад +4

    Thank you so much for these

  • @CFSStudiosAI
    @CFSStudiosAI 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is the most unfathomably based jerma has ever been. I wish he played more Kenshi.

  • @Talled221
    @Talled221 9 месяцев назад +8

    I personally manifested this edit. Thanks team.

  • @Lander871
    @Lander871 9 месяцев назад +1

    Finally I've been waiting so long for this one, thank you mighty Dumptruck :)

  • @gonr0gue85
    @gonr0gue85 9 месяцев назад +2

    Kenshi is like pushing a boulder up a mountain but once you reach the top and it starts rolling, it'll roll forever.

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 8 месяцев назад +2

    What a great introduction to Kenshi. Pain and Suffer.

  • @Violetpizzaman
    @Violetpizzaman 9 месяцев назад +2

    these long edits slap keep it up mx. truck

  • @HoopleBogart
    @HoopleBogart 4 месяца назад

    these are amazing, thanks for the edits. you're pretty cool dude.

  • @ToodleDoodle
    @ToodleDoodle 9 месяцев назад +31

    I wouldn't mind watching again the adventures of CannedRoth, Madame Saddler and Dr House. Sadly it's no longer possible for him to revisit this game due to retirement (and his chat being annoying about this game)

  • @sutibn
    @sutibn 19 дней назад

    made me want to play kenshi again. what an oddly nice combo

  • @jermiahenjoyer
    @jermiahenjoyer 9 месяцев назад

    Ahhh finally kenshi long edit! I'm so blessed right now. Thank you!

  • @kevinhearty
    @kevinhearty 9 месяцев назад

    THANK YOU MR. DUMP! I’ve been wishing for a long edit of this

  • @itsokiie
    @itsokiie 8 месяцев назад +3

    I wish so badly for sims Kenshi edition streams again

  • @MelonM135
    @MelonM135 6 дней назад

    As much as I would love more jerma kenshi streams I know deep down it will never happen :(

  • @MuradBeybalaev
    @MuradBeybalaev 9 месяцев назад +1

    We need Jermas like this one to play Kenshi closer to the way it is intended instead of falling down the game's prominent slippery slope of well-rounded development through robbing every town, outpost and person we come across and dismembering everything that moves as I am compelled to do when I play myself.

  • @augustusfren133
    @augustusfren133 9 месяцев назад

    wtf how did I never see that jerma played one of my all time favorites, I’m so friggin happy.

  • @botmushin8878
    @botmushin8878 9 месяцев назад

    The cycle of life continues, can't wait for part 2.

  • @alanstringer.
    @alanstringer. 8 месяцев назад +1

    He was in the game for like one minute as CannedRoth and locked himself to a pole. Only Jerma.

  • @stwabewwwy
    @stwabewwwy 9 месяцев назад +38

    didnt know Jerma played this game wtf

    • @JohnBigMac
      @JohnBigMac 9 месяцев назад +10

      "play" is a strong word

    • @Homura.Did.Nothing.Wrong.
      @Homura.Did.Nothing.Wrong. 9 месяцев назад +58

      he didnt play it that long sadly. chat was whiny and wanted him to play something else the whole time lol

    • @_trashPANDA
      @_trashPANDA 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@JohnBigMac He "experienced" it

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 9 месяцев назад

      well now you know

  • @shadowgamez4960
    @shadowgamez4960 9 месяцев назад

    I have sleep issues and jerma somehow fixes this by rambling and doing something random.

  • @guy4036
    @guy4036 9 месяцев назад +2

    Great game to edit/watch

  • @PvtPuplovski
    @PvtPuplovski 4 месяца назад +1

    I d never heard of Kenshi until this video, thought it was gonna be a purely goofy physics sandbox, but it’s kinda like a crude 3D RuneScape. Looks fun

    • @loopholesloopy
      @loopholesloopy 27 дней назад

      It's very tough but has a lot going on under the hood, the thing with kenshi is it starts very hard because your stats are low and you're dirt poor, but eventually you can become supremely powerful and rich, it's a sandbox too so you set your own goals, if you can surmount the learning wall then it is very fun.

  • @tim.creenis
    @tim.creenis 9 месяцев назад

    Dumptruck you're insane dude. You're filling my Jerma void

  • @midokotwow
    @midokotwow 9 месяцев назад

    I absolutely LOVE his kenshi content, thank you based Dump

  • @Megaeanton
    @Megaeanton 9 месяцев назад

    Thank you for this! Highly anticipated o7

  • @Gaming909
    @Gaming909 9 месяцев назад

    Nice! I was hoping someone would make an edit of this one

  • @justdirt
    @justdirt 8 месяцев назад +17

    I'm seeing a lot of comments crying about the chat during this stream. I feel like I have to remind you to not be parasocial and understand that Jerma is a grown man.
    He didn't play Kenshi on stream again because he didn't want to. Chat did not bully him. "Chat was crying about this game." And you're crying in these comments.
    I like Kenshi videos I think the game is neat. I would love if he played it again. But let's not act like the game is good for streams. Lots not pretend like several hours of nothing happening wasn't cut to make this edit.
    I get it, sometimes chat can get impatient with a game. But Jerma has been open about how he'll play the games he wants to play. Even 7 or 8 years ago he was saying this. I wanted him to play Glover more, but i won't pretend like the game is good to stream or for him to play.
    No, Jerma got tired of streaming the game, chat didn’t want him to continue either, and so he just stopped playing. The fact so many of you are coddling Jerma like he is a child listening to peer pressure is weird

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 4 дня назад

      Should paste this to every stream archive. Jerma doesn't have the best attention span, there's no way he would've kept playing this. I bet he hasn't touched it since this stream

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful 9 месяцев назад +1

    We love you. I wouldn't be able to eat without you

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 9 месяцев назад

    I been waiting for this one.

  • @randidmmm
    @randidmmm 9 месяцев назад +4

    All hail dumptruck

  • @ralfainaisrapsitis4431
    @ralfainaisrapsitis4431 2 дня назад

    its so fucked up that they told him to play rock bottom as the first time lmao

  • @petroleumproduct
    @petroleumproduct 9 месяцев назад +5

    will i be able to rename jerma to jeremiah if i try hard enough?

  • @amphetamineterror7
    @amphetamineterror7 9 месяцев назад +3

    dumpless truck

    • @TheArachnoBot
      @TheArachnoBot 9 месяцев назад +9

      Dont bite the hand that feeds you man

  • @SkoobadoobaChoo
    @SkoobadoobaChoo 9 месяцев назад +3

    All hale the dump truck🙏🙏🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

  • @gaugea
    @gaugea 8 месяцев назад +7

    why did he just steal save scum for 4 hours straight

    • @gaugea
      @gaugea 8 месяцев назад +5

      this is awesome

    • @gaugea
      @gaugea 8 месяцев назад +9

      i love that he seems to think the fast forward button makes him move faster than other people

  • @00saturn
    @00saturn 9 месяцев назад +2

    jerma played kenshi? based

  • @Jordan-rb28
    @Jordan-rb28 9 месяцев назад +1

    1:26:30 this has always been the funniest part of the Kenshi streams for me

  • @venixed184
    @venixed184 9 месяцев назад +4

    2k timer as a new player is rough lmao

  • @SpaceSmurf3000
    @SpaceSmurf3000 2 месяца назад

    his low level understanding of slavery is so funny

  • @wizardtoast5660
    @wizardtoast5660 9 месяцев назад +5

    i love you

  • @mummynapkin.
    @mummynapkin. 9 месяцев назад

    17:48 when the grandpa gets a new pair of pants

  • @pupbrain
    @pupbrain Месяц назад

    2:06 mother bearing hips

  • @DukeoftheAges
    @DukeoftheAges 9 месяцев назад

    Jerma needs to play more of this, need a whole series.

  • @soosetch
    @soosetch 9 месяцев назад

    Hell yes!!! Thank you!!

  • @wheag
    @wheag 9 месяцев назад

    this edit was damn perfect, i know i should wait until long edit part 2 comes out but i am already watching the next vod and i kinda want to make my own long edit of the whole series combined, although idk if ill actually have time to do that since i just agreed to edit someones 60 hour elden ring vod

  • @DishonoredRat
    @DishonoredRat 9 месяцев назад +5

    HE PLAYED KENSHI‽

    • @FDSixtyNine
      @FDSixtyNine 9 месяцев назад +12

      He sure did. But his whinning chat filled with Alphabet-people and zoomers whined the whole time. He planned on playing Kenshi for like 8 hours but switched games after like 2 hours.

    • @sheildingepicness
      @sheildingepicness 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@FDSixtyNinelol, you’re honestly so deranged… you really feel the need to blame “alphabet people” for the kenshi stream? Get a grip

    • @sheildingepicness
      @sheildingepicness 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@FDSixtyNinewhining chat member claims other chat members are actually the babies, their mother cries in quiet for the child they lost

    • @GreggoryL
      @GreggoryL 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@FDSixtyNine I'm sorry... Alphabet people...?

    • @balewaif
      @balewaif 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@GreggoryLit's the gays' fault strimmer didn't play my game long enough 😤

  • @Gabriel_RamirezXD
    @Gabriel_RamirezXD 9 месяцев назад +1

    Next game

  • @dizzythegreat
    @dizzythegreat 2 месяца назад

    Duptrunk

  • @PookieMonster1738
    @PookieMonster1738 9 месяцев назад

    Need more kenshi

  • @Stapler42
    @Stapler42 9 месяцев назад +1

    For future me, dog getting floored is at 1:26:30

  • @god9611
    @god9611 9 месяцев назад +2

    Does anyone know what OST he started playing?

    • @SwimmingBird941
      @SwimmingBird941 7 месяцев назад +2

      If you're still wondering - it was EarthBound, then Animal Crossing, and towards the end Stardew Valley.

    • @god9611
      @god9611 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@SwimmingBird941 Thank you

  • @UserName-qi3kl
    @UserName-qi3kl 9 месяцев назад

    Praise the dump

  • @1jhavus
    @1jhavus 9 месяцев назад

    jackpot

  • @decoy3540
    @decoy3540 9 месяцев назад

    Hurry up and do the second stream, I wanna see what he does in Kenshi but the vods are just him bumbling around not knowing anything

  • @jarlomilf
    @jarlomilf Месяц назад

    2:17 wtf is dr house doing here
    edit: watched literally ten seconds later and he said it too 😭

  • @ej191
    @ej191 9 месяцев назад

    common dumptruck w

  • @Eternal-Woe
    @Eternal-Woe 9 месяцев назад +13

    Holy shit I never expected Kenshi to get a long edit, these were my fav streams that the zoomers fucking ruined.

  • @treiano
    @treiano 9 месяцев назад

    this is so silly

  • @stigmautomata
    @stigmautomata 8 месяцев назад

    1:34:45 legendary noise

  • @fingersniff5520
    @fingersniff5520 6 месяцев назад +4

    Hate his twitch community

  • @zarrowthehorse
    @zarrowthehorse 9 месяцев назад +8

    Theres not 6 thousand ads this time, right Mr. Editor?

    • @mikeyb.0121
      @mikeyb.0121 9 месяцев назад +6

      Literally lmao. I commented this before because I was genuinely getting ads every 5-10 minutes. Edit: just got an ad 4 minutes in lol

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 8 месяцев назад

      You guys dont use adblockers?

    • @mikeyb.0121
      @mikeyb.0121 8 месяцев назад

      @@JoNarDLoLz not everyone uses a pc…

  • @eprimchad2576
    @eprimchad2576 8 месяцев назад

    ive never seen someone so incapable of understanding how to use a camera in game and mouse prompts, this shit is crazy.

  • @teethbeans9994
    @teethbeans9994 9 месяцев назад

    2:20 he looks like Gregory House lol
    Edit: BRUH 2:24

  • @war_tortoise8681
    @war_tortoise8681 7 месяцев назад

    When did jerma play kensshi?

  • @qouLIVE
    @qouLIVE 8 месяцев назад

    i like jerma

  • @FrankieWuzHere
    @FrankieWuzHere 9 месяцев назад

    1:13:14
    Oh no

  • @eamonlabunda6860
    @eamonlabunda6860 9 месяцев назад +14

    Does anyone else wish his chat didn't bully him off of the game? I need to know that I'm not the only one :((

    • @Ooughhh
      @Ooughhh 7 месяцев назад

      People stink

    • @katqt32
      @katqt32 День назад

      Nobody bullied him lmfaooo the game is not streamable except for like. 4 hours. He’s a 40 year old man, he’s fine

  • @alaughingcow6623
    @alaughingcow6623 9 месяцев назад

    classic

  • @cld252
    @cld252 9 месяцев назад +3

    Those pesky zoomers took away Kenshi! He only got to play it for 22 hours!

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman8142 9 месяцев назад

    17:47