Gas Station Simulator - Fly High, Sweep Low

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @PowerVertigo
    @PowerVertigo 2 года назад +6982

    Every time Jerma talks about his retirement it's like a parent telling their toddler that they will eventually die

    • @Coresco333
      @Coresco333 2 года назад +630

      I will admit that I get emotional when it's mentioned.

    • @adamnielson42
      @adamnielson42 2 года назад +696

      Every time he talks about it, it makes me very sad, but I'm SO glad he is open about the fact that it's going to happen eventually instead of just keeping it hidden until he decides to quit.

    • @PD_CĪPHĒR
      @PD_CĪPHĒR 2 года назад +46

      it really is

    • @Hamartia64
      @Hamartia64 2 года назад +269

      We went from hilarious physics engine shenanigans to “Oh wow, I’m in emotional pain.”

    • @2fortsmostwanted
      @2fortsmostwanted 2 года назад +5

      This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

  • @tupslmao
    @tupslmao 2 года назад +1972

    Jerma likes to talk about his retirement a lot like he ISNT going to be in a nursing home making funny voices while his heart monitor beeps in the background while playing cyberpunk 3077 for an hour before sleeping on stream

    • @LifeWKai
      @LifeWKai 2 года назад +183

      The final sleep on stream.

    • @richanddarksbane1439
      @richanddarksbane1439 2 года назад +203

      Is this the streamer that passed away peacefully doing what he loved?

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +17

      His voices are funny.

    • @KhaosInductionCreator
      @KhaosInductionCreator 2 года назад +73

      And laughing at car accidents
      His last breath will be the one taken before we hear that trademark wheeze

    • @gordonf5553
      @gordonf5553 2 года назад +17

      No, jerma won't die. Prove me wrong nerd

  • @Pbairsoftman
    @Pbairsoftman 2 года назад +3666

    It’s so sweet of Jerma to keep commissioning the same musician that he’s used since he started

    • @Virutosah
      @Virutosah 2 года назад +50

      What's the musicians name?

    • @periwinkle2486
      @periwinkle2486 2 года назад +270

      @@Virutosah Bigdick McFuxalot Johnson

    • @oleksiishekhovtsov1564
      @oleksiishekhovtsov1564 2 года назад +383

      @@Virutosah Blordow

    • @aka_miso
      @aka_miso 2 года назад +723

      I've been trying to Commission Blordow for months but Jerma has been holding him hostage this whole time.

    • @milankowalsky7291
      @milankowalsky7291 2 года назад +15

      @@Virutosah Bigdick McFuxalot Johnson

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 2 года назад +4117

    It's so sweet of Jerma to give small RUclipsrs like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye a shout-out on his stream

    • @okaymah9746
      @okaymah9746 2 года назад +168

      Yeah ever since jerma gave them the recognition they blew up even bigger than jerma.

    • @rewindd
      @rewindd 2 года назад +10

      protogen wickerbeast!!!

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 года назад +15

      @@rewindd based protogen enjoyers

    • @rewindd
      @rewindd 2 года назад +4

      @@TurbopropPuppy yess

    • @pin9326
      @pin9326 2 года назад +32

      @@TurbopropPuppy Protogen owners when they literally only use like 4 designs and only 6 colors

  • @toyhouses
    @toyhouses 2 года назад +2278

    hearing jerma say he'll stop streaming someday feels like hearing my gramma telling me she's going to die someday like no you're not

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 года назад +23

      SUS fanbase FORCES innocent streamer to CHUG JUG from the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +95

      So long, Gay Bowser.

    • @hydroxide5507
      @hydroxide5507 2 года назад +5

      Thank god he is

    • @ARMASOG
      @ARMASOG Год назад +22

      when he started referencing no country for old men i immediately lost it

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth Год назад +2

      cringe or based. call it

  • @AbsentIntelligence
    @AbsentIntelligence 2 года назад +914

    27:39 It's the dead of night and you're driving in the middle of the desert, the tank is low. You pull into a gas station- for some reason there's a loader in front of the pump- and a strange man comes around from out back.
    He simply says "I can't- I don't have time to deal with you." and he whacks your car with a broom so hard you cross state lines.
    Does this justify leaving a negative review on yelp.

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +72

      No.

    • @cornobjects1173
      @cornobjects1173 2 года назад +133

      Depends entirely on whether or not the state he launched me into is the one I was heading toward in the first place

    • @TheTrashman9
      @TheTrashman9 2 года назад

      I think this justifies a police report. Not like they could actually stop him, of course, it's purely just to make sure it's on record. Pretty sure they tried to shut him down before, and got swept 3 states away

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 2 года назад +29

      I think I'd be a bit too dead to be able to leave a review.

    • @NotOnLand
      @NotOnLand 2 года назад +40

      I would be too afraid he would track me down with that broom

  • @callmezeb2314
    @callmezeb2314 2 года назад +2022

    Jerma decides after years of streaming to join the workforce. He opens the door to his first interview, and before even sitting down, his interviewer asks him in shock. "wait... are you the sus guy?

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      Sussy amogus

    • @lightmetro7508
      @lightmetro7508 2 года назад +162

      We've decided not to go forward with your employment. Good luck in your future endeavers

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 2 года назад +187

      "Why do you look like every murderer?"

    • @porotchy
      @porotchy 2 года назад +12

      "

    • @GlupShito
      @GlupShito Год назад +28

      He's gonna put the interviewer in a choke hold and have to be tranquilized like a raging bull to be pulled off the guy

  • @willedwards4782
    @willedwards4782 2 года назад +724

    in the middle when he talks about retiring it sounds like the "we're gonna have to let the doggy go to heaven" talk

  • @Regulith
    @Regulith 2 года назад +759

    I like this sitcom world jerma lives in where your friend arrives early to pick you up and you have to invent some sort of lie to buy you time to finish getting ready instead of just explaining the perfectly normal situation

    • @coletrain546
      @coletrain546 2 года назад +92

      I had a friend that would unironically do this until I told him to stop

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +3

      Me too.

  • @demyko_
    @demyko_ 2 года назад +2717

    Jerma is becoming a real RUclipsr with that intro

    • @deliboy8895
      @deliboy8895 2 года назад +52

      As real as it gets

    • @chippym8316
      @chippym8316 2 года назад +87

      Sponsorship Andy

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 2 года назад +150

      its crazy that people still think that jerma is real at all 🙄🙄

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 2 года назад +21

      @@oshkiv4684 The simulation is becoming self aware. There must be a way to stop it!

    • @raphaelleon5432
      @raphaelleon5432 2 года назад +9

      Tuber Andy

  • @terribleidea4872
    @terribleidea4872 2 года назад +539

    i remember joining this stream when hes adamant to play it seriously.. fell asleep halfway though.. and woke up to him shoving vehicles onto a barn

  • @PostModernLemon
    @PostModernLemon 2 года назад +1639

    Jerma's fake customer service is so funny. It sounds so fake and yet so utterly real in the sense some small business owners totally have that friendly but threatening demeaner. Like I appreciate that you want a good review but making people feel unsafe is not the way to do that. I wish I could give this voice 0 stars but I am only to give it 5 stars because I'm a massive coward and sellout

    • @david21216
      @david21216 2 года назад +93

      In my eyes jerma would be like the really socially inept coworker who is trying hard to say the right things, but all he does is annoy people and waste their time so he gets low reviews and gets sad

    • @hotlinerevachol5436
      @hotlinerevachol5436 2 года назад +18

      chad dubois pfp

    • @PostModernLemon
      @PostModernLemon 2 года назад +13

      @@hotlinerevachol5436 Thanks! That means a lot coming from someone with that absolute banger of a name

    • @M_reapr
      @M_reapr 2 года назад +3

      If only you were an orange instead of a lemon.

    • @patata6868
      @patata6868 2 года назад +5

      Oh shit it's Detective Raphael Ambrosius Costeau! I hope Mr. Evrart helped you find your gun

  • @daniphofani3473
    @daniphofani3473 2 года назад +254

    This stream got weirdly sentimental for a game about running a gas station

  • @jcrowther48
    @jcrowther48 2 года назад +296

    Jerma has this quality of making each connected sentence spoken sound like a splice from a completely different day/place/person

    • @araknidude
      @araknidude 2 года назад +38

      attention deficit hyperactivity disorder

    • @galaxychill9578
      @galaxychill9578 2 года назад +3

      D.A.V.E.

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      Okay

    • @_ness_tea_
      @_ness_tea_ 2 года назад +5

      He also has this quality of each photo/video of him looking like a different, but somewhat related, person. He's an amalgamate, confirmed

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Год назад

      to be fair, what else is to be expected from someone who looks like a completely different fucking person every single time he turns the webcam on

  • @MacEwanMouse
    @MacEwanMouse 2 года назад +263

    Sometimes I like to watch the first few minutes of a Jerma video, and then watch the last few minutes, just to get a feel for how absolutely jarring it's going to be, with no knowledge of the middle events.
    He went from picking up trash and cleaning the surrounding area to using a broom to physically trap cars in his establishment, against their will. Dunno how he got there but, he did.

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 2 года назад +17

      “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation. It all started when I began working at the local gas station…”

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +3

      Imagine the fumes.

  • @ChrisNinjaEagle
    @ChrisNinjaEagle 2 года назад +79

    Imagine if you joined the stream at 25:55 and saw Jerma seemingly being annoyed at a bug in the game and futilely attempting to end it, and then he whips out a broom and sends it to the stratosphere whilst only saying "you will not be coming back" calmly.
    What a PSYCHO

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 2 года назад +345

    the absolute power of that broom, where it can effortlessly send cars flying into the next county, is undoubtedly the best feature of the game

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 2 года назад +9

      White dwarf matter broom.

    • @nejinaji
      @nejinaji 2 года назад +29

      Makes it feel like a dbz character retired and opened a desert gas station.

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +1

      This game is a true masterpiece

    • @MyNameHere101
      @MyNameHere101 2 года назад +9

      Imagine chilling outside with your kids and your dog and a fuckin ford focus drops out of the sky and into your lawn

  • @TachEdits
    @TachEdits 2 года назад +595

    That intro was VERY smooth, and I especially love any edits on the longer side. Thank you Swizzly, great work!

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 2 года назад +17

      This is one of the longest edits on the channel...it makes me wonder why they don't do more longer edits, I'd certainly prefer hour long edits to 20 minute ones

    • @Zyzarda
      @Zyzarda 2 года назад +2

      What is the first clip from?

    • @USMC49er
      @USMC49er 2 года назад +15

      @@Zyzarda If you are talking about the movie clip, it is called "It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world".
      Great comedy movie from the 60s

    • @SwizzlyBubbles
      @SwizzlyBubbles 2 года назад +6

      @Tach

    • @dangatang0
      @dangatang0 2 года назад +1

      I miss the days of the 10 to 15 minute edits myself

  • @legofmevid
    @legofmevid 8 месяцев назад +36

    Accidentally stumbling across this video and seeing jerma say "Itll be YEARS from now when i retire" and it being 2024 and its official. Crazy. And he did exactly what he said hed do.

    • @lynxsie4285
      @lynxsie4285 3 месяца назад +4

      i loved the one guy predicting "2025". i wish

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 9 месяцев назад +22

    "At least years from now" FeelsWeakMan

  • @aidanchilders9043
    @aidanchilders9043 2 года назад +21

    41:45 imagine you pull up to a gas station in the middle of nowhere and you see the sole employee frantically running out to the back of the store carrying a turd in his bare hands before hastily flinging it into a dumpster and then taking his place behind the convenience store counter

  • @j3nks69
    @j3nks69 6 месяцев назад +15

    looking back on these videos is so heartwarming. ik its just jerma goofin around in a random game but he made me laugh when times were rough. and thats all that matters to me. it doesnt matter if hes gone forever or he comes back tomorrow ill remember him for a very long time to come. thank you for the memories jerma and thank you for everyone who helped him share his personality with the world

  • @SRMkay
    @SRMkay 2 года назад +116

    Jerma's blatant ignorance of the FLASHING alerts on the left side of the screen telling him what to do is so stressful

  • @michaelhan6731
    @michaelhan6731 2 года назад +92

    "this is what you get for ghostin' my emails for 6 years. all those times i said: merry christmas. all the times i said: let me see the baby"

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 2 года назад +285

    I can’t believe someone made a full game based on just the gas station minigame from No More Heroes 1

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +13

      Do I have to play No More Heroes1 to understand the plot of Gas Station Simulator?

  • @damion2312
    @damion2312 2 года назад +71

    I had to drive truck occasionally at a previous job, had to stop by multiple different warehouses all around the state. Not a single person was enough of a psychopath to close the door on someone leaving.

  • @EpicWinNoob
    @EpicWinNoob 2 года назад +23

    It's always funny how the customers sound furious if you let something fall free into their basket

  • @Zoritos64
    @Zoritos64 2 года назад +204

    Make sure to vote for Jerma for The Streamer Awards!! He's in two categories this year!!!

    • @nejinaji
      @nejinaji 2 года назад +63

      Most psychopathic, most high

    • @Zoritos64
      @Zoritos64 2 года назад +1

      @@nejinaji True

    • @TheZerok666
      @TheZerok666 2 года назад +10

      It was REALLY HARD to choose between Jerma and Kitboga tbh

    • @Zoritos64
      @Zoritos64 2 года назад +6

      @@TheZerok666 RIGHT??? I wish I could've voted for both :'(

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +7

      Multi-award winning internet show 'Jerma985' to get an 11th season.

  • @genever_lover
    @genever_lover 2 года назад +81

    he always finds a way to play the game wrong like a lunatic

  • @mall0wfluff
    @mall0wfluff Год назад +20

    “I’ve been watching you for a month and you’re already my father.” Had me in tears 😭

  • @Derinrin
    @Derinrin 2 года назад +91

    Been watching Jerma since he was a wee lad, growing as a person alongside him growing as an entertainer. He's truly a one-of-a-kind guy, but even though when the time comes and he steps down from being Jerma, I'll be sad, but also kind of happy. Knowing the guy I look up to ever since his silly TF2 moments is leading a happy life amongst all the real world chaos is kind of inspiring.

    • @potatomilki
      @potatomilki 2 года назад +1

      he is DERANGED

    • @sjopoep
      @sjopoep 2 года назад +5

      thats really sweet

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +2

      I hope he finds something he loves doing when he's finished with streaming.

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen 2 года назад

      a happy life _among us_ all

  • @FaeraOthronus
    @FaeraOthronus 2 года назад +62

    I would love so much if Jerma could play baseball against Vinny somehow. It would be perfect, New York vs Boston. Jerma's Boston Red Scouts vs Vinny's New York YankMeats. It would be perfect

  •  2 года назад +540

    Kinda wish I lived in America so I could _jokingly_ go to furry conventions and try different tactics to find out which of the thousands of fursuiters is actually Jerma985.

    • @dor748
      @dor748 2 года назад +224

      He’s the one with the wolf-lion-hybrid mix fursuit, calls himself “King of the Junjle”.

    • @nohs8776
      @nohs8776 2 года назад +73

      asking fursuiters if they can go lookatme

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 2 года назад +100

      @@nohs8776 imagine you ask a fursuitter to go look at me but they run away instead , revealing they are jerma by doing the nastiest yoinky sploinky of all time as they run away , not on purpose either it's well known that the yoinky sploinky is in fact a part of jermas fight or flight mechanisms

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 2 года назад +17

      Or you could go and convince people you're actually Jerma without taking your mask off

    • @cvf4ever
      @cvf4ever 2 года назад +13

      *jokingly*, suuure fren UwU

  • @blue2003fordwindstar
    @blue2003fordwindstar 2 года назад +35

    this game is so surreal, its perfect for him....like 26:32 ?? the red screen border like they're going to kill you for straying too far??? THE GOD-LIKE ABILITY TO FLING CARS???

  • @figtreez
    @figtreez 2 года назад +30

    I think it's genuinely amazing that the wild success that was the Dollhouse Stream is going to be considered testing the waters. I'm excited to see the future streams, and glad to be part of the Jerma community while he is still around. :)

  • @friedchickenUSA
    @friedchickenUSA 2 года назад +162

    i like the idea of jerma becoming a movie director after hes no longer a streamer.

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 2 года назад +8

      would love it if this psycho managed to get into a film festival

    • @shobbytheclown2292
      @shobbytheclown2292 2 года назад +20

      yeah i wanna see this man pursue his passions and keep creating entertainment somehow

    • @ggjade
      @ggjade 2 года назад +1

      413 venns is too many

    • @Jomok0
      @Jomok0 2 года назад +8

      All his movies would feature weird gorilla based car crashes

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      :)

  • @alphalax7747
    @alphalax7747 2 года назад +128

    That thumbnail has good potential for an album cover

  • @valentino-fc2me
    @valentino-fc2me 2 года назад +43

    What if instead of greeting customers when they get out of there cars you just scream at them really loud until you pass out

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +2

      That would be rather comforting for the customers I think.

  • @Jenzible
    @Jenzible 2 года назад +44

    Jeremy please live forever.

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +16

      I hope he spends the rest of his life living happy.

  • @leoncurtis5762
    @leoncurtis5762 2 года назад +71

    Jerma will look like the older brother from Texas Chainsaw Massacre who runs the gas station when he is older.

    • @davoo1573
      @davoo1573 2 года назад +5

      jermas evolution from the hitchhiker to the cook

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 2 года назад +3

      _"YA DAMN FOOL! YOU RUINED THE DOOR!"_

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      Jerma will look like Jerma985 but older when he is older.

  • @BlueLily342
    @BlueLily342 Год назад +5

    I love how the SECOND he realized you can push the cars the game stops being about managing a gas station and immediately starts being about how much he can fuck with the physics engine.

  • @jeastman9603
    @jeastman9603 2 года назад +12

    ah, yes, the alternate superman origin story where instead of moving to metropolis, he stays in rural america and becomes a gas station owner who /occasionally/ launches problem customers into the stratosphere.

  • @Hoodles321
    @Hoodles321 Год назад +12

    I've been watching for a month now and Jerma is already MY father.

  • @lusciouslunk
    @lusciouslunk Год назад +9

    Imagine every Jeremy Elbertson stream burned on 100s of dvds

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy Год назад +2

      I wanna see the commercials like "bring home the Jerma985 complete seasons 6 and 7 collection! featuring some of your favorite moments! *oh the misery* *the thingy face* *getting mauled by a bear* on a set of 2 discs!"

  • @R34PR_
    @R34PR_ Месяц назад +2

    Man, I sure do enjoy watching this jegma guy.

  • @SpaceSmurf3000
    @SpaceSmurf3000 2 года назад +14

    really like the idea that jerma would vlog while on the job and get angry with the customers he isnt helping

  • @Valfezant
    @Valfezant 2 года назад +136

    The usual intro music conveys such a feeling of peaceful, yet joyous, excitement. Might be because the first time I ever got to listen to it in real time was when I made the very impulsive and irresponsible decision to disregard my responsibilities for just one night and try to watch the whole thing live - which actually turned out to be a great decision, btw.
    But even aside from that, it's just a really good track. Jerma without Blordow would definitely feel a whole lot different

  • @TheScrootch
    @TheScrootch 2 года назад +11

    If it don't fix. Broke it.

  • @briand5170
    @briand5170 2 года назад +4

    The bit about not reading your emails and letting them pile up into the 10 thousands hits close to home

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 2 года назад +21

    im positive that the “piano key mashing” song Jerma listened to was a MIDI conversion of another song

  • @MasterSquirrel993
    @MasterSquirrel993 2 года назад +14

    “You’re not allowed to stop”
    Beyond all the ribbing and memes… messages like that show how much Jerma’s community really appreciates him.
    Not even joking, that was a surprisingly wholesome moment from the chat apes :)

  • @lilostitch3644
    @lilostitch3644 2 года назад +103

    Germa is a physics destroyer

  • @KhaosInductionCreator
    @KhaosInductionCreator 2 года назад +24

    We all know Jerma is going to stream his whole life, and his last breath taken will be before he busts out laughing at a car accident in a game

  • @thebracc1835
    @thebracc1835 Год назад +4

    Jerma got to do exactly what he wanted to do professionally, so happy for him

  • @Ryhooon
    @Ryhooon 2 года назад +25

    Love the longer videos !

  • @GOTHPUNKLESBIAN
    @GOTHPUNKLESBIAN 2 года назад +4

    52:56
    Can we take a second and realize that he said the fucking Dollhouse stream was a _precursor_ to what he wants to do in the future. The Dollhouse was a monumental stream with incredible production value, and he wants to go beyond that. This guy is insane and we're lucky to have him. He does all of this out of genuine love for all of us and pure enjoyment of it. He's truly incredible, honest to god best streamer of possibly all time.

  • @weenerdog
    @weenerdog Год назад +6

    when jerma said the cigarettes are really bad for you i actually had a flashback to my coworker going on and on for a good 10 minutes about how this guy shouldn't buy cigarettes because they're bad for him. like i swear to god he said word for word what jerma just said

  • @playerchef
    @playerchef 2 года назад +14

    Such a blessing having this jerma

  • @bear-yv9ew
    @bear-yv9ew 2 года назад +17

    You are KILLIN it with these uploads!!

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      I don't think anyone was murdered by the uploading of this video.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist 2 года назад +2

      @@rowanmilestaco4797 found the Jeremy "Jerminator" Elbertson (3,000 victims between 2020-2022) apologist

  • @itzelpretzel
    @itzelpretzel 2 года назад +4

    Jerma talking about making magic potions at 59:00 was so relatable, I did the same thing with condements that I was too picky to eat as a kid

  • @zacharyoberdier1654
    @zacharyoberdier1654 2 года назад +5

    I watched this entire vod, amazing stream

  • @ChrisNinjaEagle
    @ChrisNinjaEagle 2 года назад +4

    The new track sounds like the music you'd hear at the final phase of the final boss in a Jerma themed videogame.

  • @araknidude
    @araknidude 2 года назад +30

    other streamers playing this game: *runs a gas station*
    jerma playing this game: *summons deistic power with a pushbroom, attacks children with furniture, holds hostages, wages war on his customers*

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +2

      This 'other streamers' person is playing the game wrong.

  • @reecemnky
    @reecemnky 2 года назад +16

    Personally I can’t wait for Jerma986

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      Personally, I can wait for Jerma986.

    • @agentace1476
      @agentace1476 2 года назад +1

      @@rowanmilestaco4797 jerma986 for wait can’t I personally

    • @SEX_TRAINER
      @SEX_TRAINER 2 года назад +1

      @@agentace1476 ,

  • @k4rz43
    @k4rz43 2 года назад +21

    He's flinging cars like a L4D tank.

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming 2 года назад +10

    Jerma needs to stream Mischief Makers for the Nintendo 64 so that zoomer chat understands his references to Mischief Makers for the Nintendo 64

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll Год назад +13

    i love that jeremy, rather than playing into the "furries cringe lol" comment, instilled a sense of vague dread into his chat with "i could be any person in a fursuit" /gen

  • @heids7427
    @heids7427 11 месяцев назад +3

    Couple of years huh didnt know that meant the following year 😢

  • @JaycodaJr
    @JaycodaJr 4 месяца назад +6

    2021 Jerma: It’s not gonna happen for A LONG time.
    2024 Jerma: I am retired, BUT I will stream the new Elden Ring DLC EVERY DAY until I BEAT IT!
    I wish I could retire like that…

  • @dor748
    @dor748 2 года назад +37

    These intro clips are always so perfect. How does the editor even find these?

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +1

      I do not know how the editor finds them. If I had to guess I'd say they probably watch a lot of movies, or seek out funny clips.

    • @alco251b9
      @alco251b9 2 года назад +1

      If your wondering, the intro clip is from the 1963 movie "Its a Mad, Mad, Mad World"

    • @dor748
      @dor748 2 года назад

      @@alco251b9 ty

    • @yigakong1187
      @yigakong1187 2 года назад

      Mind

  • @ricoshred
    @ricoshred 2 года назад +7

    Jerma's streams feel like that rich kid in school that you used to watch play with cool toys you didn't own.

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +1

      Wow. What a great comparison. I'd have never thought of that but it's perfect.

  • @Ddday14
    @Ddday14 Год назад +1

    23:35 I like how he talks to a completely different person after clearing the jam

  • @lame_plane
    @lame_plane 2 года назад +5

    This was my favorite stream to watch

  • @deanlarson6872
    @deanlarson6872 2 года назад +6

    the only guy who does baseball and carnival streams. Cheers to the King of Streaming

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      I think there should be an Academy Awards category for 'Best Streamer to do Baseball and Carnival Streams'.

  • @lizardamiibo
    @lizardamiibo 10 месяцев назад +5

    my dogs fucking hated his basketball shoes noise

  • @bucky5534
    @bucky5534 2 года назад +17

    Gyas station

  • @iAussieGuy
    @iAussieGuy 7 месяцев назад +1

    Around 56:00 is comedy gold. Sad to hear you're retiring but thanks for all you've given us. We will have Content for years to come 😀❤️🌞

  • @Neceros
    @Neceros 2 года назад +4

    I'm so very glad he found the broom.

  • @dominoski018
    @dominoski018 2 года назад +5

    Jerma did the same exact National Anthem joke about the singing during the Olympics stream.

  • @madelynhenderson7174
    @madelynhenderson7174 Год назад +1

    I never make comments but this stream cut is so good I come back to it often. Nice work

  • @connor5499
    @connor5499 2 года назад

    I just want to take a moment to appreciate the old movie clips used at the beginning of videos. It’s always fun to see what it’s from or try to guess. I love that this one is from “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World!”

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 2 года назад +52

    Dear Jeremy Elbertson,
    I was wondering if you ever had a rock solid shit.
    Like a brick.
    After eating nothing but noodles for a week.
    repectfully, Mr. Poopenheimer

    • @wingedbeegoddess7392
      @wingedbeegoddess7392 2 года назад +9

      "I am become poop, flusher of worlds" - Dr. J Poopenheimer

    • @BudBonkerson
      @BudBonkerson 2 года назад +2

      There's a video where Ster talks about eating too many Fiber One bars, and Jerma tells him he's going to shit out a cube of concrete. That's the closest thing I can think of

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      I would also like to know this information. It seems particularly interesting to me.

  • @okaymah9746
    @okaymah9746 2 года назад +15

    Jerma: I'm not serial killer
    Also jerma: flips somebody's car with nothing but a broom

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +1

      Okay, but to be fair, have you ever flipped a car with a broom? The feeling is completely indescribable. I highly recommend it.

  • @corwynprichard6274
    @corwynprichard6274 2 года назад +5

    Love to see a creator who really values the artists he works with

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад +2

      Me too. It's always nice when people appreciate eachother.

  • @stevecooper6578
    @stevecooper6578 2 года назад +4

    Really long Jerma985 videos can contain heavy subjects like what he'll do after his streaming career ends and intergrating himself into the job sector after a decade plus of being a public figure for that time
    On the flipside there's chat goating him into howling during the topic of being a furry

  • @BodywiseMustard
    @BodywiseMustard 2 месяца назад +3

    "You have millennial humour" He literally is a millennial.

  • @afinendale
    @afinendale 2 года назад +3

    "Don't be sad, it's not happening for a long time" is literally the line we had to give our 5-year old daughter when she did that kid thing and freaked out about us dying, lol

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem 2 года назад +8

    Thanks, Blordow :)

  • @Dorf274
    @Dorf274 2 года назад +9

    Retiring after he peaked at Among Us. Can never recapture the spark 😔

  • @azzy6687
    @azzy6687 Год назад

    i love those simulator streams because jerma is more concentrated on the chat so EVERYBODY is constantly trying to be the next One Guy moment

  • @drfishy1129
    @drfishy1129 2 года назад +14

    Every time jerma talks about retiring all I can think about is when he said he'd do the bit where he says "if I die I'm deleting my twitch account" and actually does it

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      Uh huh. Yes. I'm picking up what you're laying down, drfishy!

  • @jeremyquiros5483
    @jeremyquiros5483 2 года назад +12

    I wonder what that sleeping headphone streamer is up to these days.

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 2 года назад +5

      Probably getting treated for tinnitus.

  • @heskymarky
    @heskymarky 2 года назад

    57:22 I love that you can tell what this message was without him even saying it

  • @bloomuun-2876
    @bloomuun-2876 11 месяцев назад +1

    IM TRIPPING SO HArD ON MUSHROOMS LITERALLY JUST talking with god and i open up youtube to see what past jerma is doing and 37:38 omg i love life i love jerma thank you jerma

    • @bloomuun-2876
      @bloomuun-2876 11 месяцев назад +1

      everything is so wavy i hope everyone is having a beautiful night what the heck there has to be at least one person watching this right now

    • @aIasdair
      @aIasdair 8 месяцев назад

      @@bloomuun-2876 how was it

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 2 года назад +2

    Its funny to think that while hes totally serious about an inevitable retirement, but hes also being cheeky about the talent show.

  • @gold_hev_suit
    @gold_hev_suit 2 года назад +3

    Now I'm going to have dreams where Jerma announces his retirement, then I live a year of my life in the dream, and then he retires and I wake up crying

  • @LondonIsFalling
    @LondonIsFalling Год назад +2

    Jerma alluding to his now current job of working creator events for Ludwig 52:06

  • @FixedKarma
    @FixedKarma Год назад +1

    Jerma, I will honestly keep watching you until the day you drop, you are endlessly entertaining.

  • @AsleepAura
    @AsleepAura 2 года назад +18

    Jerma talking about his age is really giving me some kinda of existential panic

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      Okay

    • @themigtyboosh
      @themigtyboosh 2 года назад +3

      @@rowanmilestaco4797 I just looked and holy shit you responded to EVERY single top comment on this video just about lol. Dedication for sure.
      Edit: WAIT ITS LIKE EVERY COMMENT

    • @rowanmilestaco4797
      @rowanmilestaco4797 2 года назад

      @@themigtyboosh :)

  • @sophialambert6320
    @sophialambert6320 3 месяца назад +1

    Unrelated: The first clip in this vid is from a film called "It's a mad mad mad mad world" It's about several people chasing to find the hidden money. It's funny and generally good fun wot watch- HIGHLY recommend it!