Mon Bazou - Pushup Pandemonium

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @whatr0
    @whatr0 2 года назад +2761

    I'm glad that the "Log Splitter Incident" has now been officially documented on the 2nd channel

    • @sammymcsam1576
      @sammymcsam1576 2 года назад +187

      he was zonked 100%

    • @raspymorten
      @raspymorten 2 года назад +69

      One of Jerma's most crazed moments.

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад +193

      It's so funny that he was trying to mock chat for telling him it's a log splitter because "it's tiny", but insisted it was instead a trailer for one to haul things in
      Like literally half the thing is hydraulic pump and there's barely a flat spot on it

    • @CEDEREL
      @CEDEREL 2 года назад +109

      @@Patrick.Weightman i think he was trying to say it was the part that connects the truck to an actual trailer. idk. the man is deranged

    • @Jacotomo2222
      @Jacotomo2222 2 года назад +32

      It was really funny but also painful cause I helped my grandpa split wood with that machine and knew exactly what it was.

  • @nikewilly8404
    @nikewilly8404 2 года назад +2569

    Jerma drinking coffee while shitting was so WHOLESOME, this absolute SANE PERSON.

    • @greaniebeaniez3070
      @greaniebeaniez3070 2 года назад +55

      1st recorded instance of "Jerma" drinking coffee

    • @horizont6883
      @horizont6883 2 года назад +83

      this streamer is ZONKED out of his MIND on ZETHAMZHETAMINE

    • @soma8756
      @soma8756 2 года назад +11

      he’s been infected 💀

    • @EddieBurke
      @EddieBurke 2 года назад +38

      To be fair he's preparing himself for the massive shit he's about to take since half his diet consists of mayo and espresso.

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 2 года назад +25

      Sounds like something Deadpool would do. Like the shot starts out on his face as he somehow sips espresso through his mask, drinking it out of a small fancy cup with like gold trim and pink flowers. He goes on this soft spoken introduction to the movie, very eloquent. Then the camera starts to pan out revealing his bare chest, then finally it's revealed he's on the toilet completely naked save for his mask. All the while he keeps up the posh demeanor while sipping espresso, occasionally stopping to tear ass.

  • @noleyfresh460
    @noleyfresh460 2 года назад +1334

    "You don't need a map to eat bugs on the ground" is oddly inspiring to me (10:31)

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 2 года назад +79

      #youdontneedamaptoeatbugsontheground

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 2 года назад +103

      life's simplest joys require no direction.

    • @cabwaylingo_
      @cabwaylingo_ 2 года назад +23

      sounds like a strange old timey saying

    • @IanZWhite00
      @IanZWhite00 2 года назад +35

      it’s a very Jerma saying in how it implies you asked the ridiculous question first so it makes him look normal for giving an answer
      Like no one on earth was assuming you needed a map to eat bugs off the ground. So he’s right, and it’s true, but it also doesn’t mean anything

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg 2 года назад +6

      my great grandpa always said this

  • @bigman3454
    @bigman3454 2 года назад +2141

    Ok but are we gonna gloss over the fact Jerma is claiming he drives ~14 hours every day of the week

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 2 года назад +216

      Honestly I think he's counting all the driving games he plays.

    • @spectra_3005
      @spectra_3005 2 года назад +442

      I think he's referring to the amount of time spent driving chat crazy

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 2 года назад +21

      @@spectra_3005 that sounds more rational

    • @iTeachMyToast
      @iTeachMyToast 2 года назад +3

      Wouldn’t surprise me tbh

    • @sharkosupreme
      @sharkosupreme 2 года назад +177

      He takes so long to drive because he can't see another car without bursting into laughter

  • @taylors.607
    @taylors.607 2 года назад +295

    I like how he calls the log splitter a "trailer" assuming he would attach it and it does nothing else

    • @monochromaticscale689
      @monochromaticscale689 Год назад +24

      everytime I rewatch this video I think about this comment its so fucking funny

    • @LiarJudas666
      @LiarJudas666 Год назад +10

      that was getting me too lol. yes, Jerma, you *do* attach that end, but what _for?!_

    • @SapientialPogonophobic
      @SapientialPogonophobic Месяц назад

      @@LiarJudas666he actually has to be high this stream cause like literally im so confused what his brain thought. I attach it so it’s a trailer. But like what tf does that carry jerma why would you attach it?? Do you not notice it looks completely different from every other trailer you’ve seen. Usually they have room for stuff????? I genuinely don’t get it he has to be either be stoned and a little stupid or it was a drawn out bit

  • @McJaews
    @McJaews 2 года назад +1605

    Best worst stream of the year (Mon Bazou Meltdown)
    Best One Guy Moment (Education Blowjob Guy)
    Worst joke (50 fake push ups)
    Best freak out (Jerma seeing his own face)
    This stream had it all

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад +598

    If you watch this entire stream carefully, he *never* goes around the left side of the house - he takes the long way around the entire 8 hours

  • @handsofrand6660
    @handsofrand6660 2 года назад +246

    I like how Jerma's survival plan is to basically become Gollum as soon as he enters nature

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 Год назад +21

      Makes sense, it's not even that much of a transformation.

  • @duncanchapin3630
    @duncanchapin3630 2 года назад +396

    35:48 So nice to see the father and son from The Long Drive finally made it out of the desert and went to disneyland, truly a wholesome bonding experience, though sadly the son lost his voice from drinking all that gasoline.

  • @foxdie8302
    @foxdie8302 2 года назад +867

    Every single time chat ridicules Jerma for not knowing a well known fact:
    "YEAH WELL YOU COULD GIVE THIS GAME TO A 90 YEAR OLD MAN AND HE'D BE CONFUSED."

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 2 года назад +41

      i feel like jerma sometimes, just old and having zero damn understanding of half the stuff this 'chat' says
      but yknow, gotta keep with the times, so you nod along and laugh, even if you've heard the joke a thousand times before

    • @zacharyframe1916
      @zacharyframe1916 2 года назад +59

      well that's the excuse he uses to hide the fact that he's a 90 year old man himself

    • @the-red-thing
      @the-red-thing 2 года назад +16

      He’s ANCIENT

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 2 года назад +24

      ​@@we-must-live Then you green out on weed and forget if it was a fever dream or a normal jerma stream.

    • @dom-nix
      @dom-nix 2 года назад

      His mental age is equivalent to a 90 year old man

  • @ryanharrelson6935
    @ryanharrelson6935 2 года назад +1104

    We finally know how what Jerma does all week. 7x24= 168. In that time he spends:
    56 hours sleeping
    8 hours streaming
    4 hours eating and pooping
    And 100 hours driving in circles.

    • @SphereBoxCube
      @SphereBoxCube 2 года назад +89

      Those 4 hours are all on the toilet, too.

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 года назад +67

      @@SphereBoxCube Yes. Eating AND pooping.

    • @AssortedFruits420
      @AssortedFruits420 2 года назад +32

      poop wine

    • @HammerspaceCreature
      @HammerspaceCreature 2 года назад

      Jerma is a criminal in most US states, and his streams are banned in all the others. The only way he can stream is to live hundreds of miles away from his stream setup and that's why he's always late.

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 2 года назад +14

      this man IS carbon emissions

  • @osh-dy6tc
    @osh-dy6tc 2 года назад +108

    i think my favorite part of this stream is him going "is this an edit?" and then showing a very obviously edited picture of him on a disney ride @ 55:03

  • @gabflower151
    @gabflower151 2 года назад +463

    excellent video jeremy

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 2 года назад +3

      Bruh

    • @greaniebeaniez3070
      @greaniebeaniez3070 2 года назад +3

      I agree

    • @Fweefwee6
      @Fweefwee6 2 года назад +35

      It was ok. Did he really have to insist on eating that chicken alive?

    • @mars4852
      @mars4852 2 года назад +4

      thanks

    • @Dubz759
      @Dubz759 2 года назад +4

      I wholeheartedly agree

  • @j14nnachname22
    @j14nnachname22 2 года назад +580

    This was probably one of the best non-event streams in a while.

    • @Lonech
      @Lonech 2 года назад +8

      the BeamNG really matches up with it

    • @glub4234
      @glub4234 2 года назад +24

      @@Lonech This was probably one of the best non-Jigsaw streams in a while.

    • @LAN2D
      @LAN2D 2 года назад +1

      this is my favouritr stream of the year

    • @SamFreelancePolice
      @SamFreelancePolice 2 года назад +2

      @@glub4234 Jigsaw-type streams are my favourite streams

  • @tazo8658
    @tazo8658 2 года назад +491

    HE SHAT IN HIS COFFEE???

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 года назад +455

    19:37 Jerma imagines his dream man whenever someone mentions log cutting

    • @bugbug44
      @bugbug44 2 года назад +116

      new bug doctor lore

    • @akuaku9252
      @akuaku9252 2 года назад +70

      Streamer associates wood with abs, pecs and shirtless men.

    • @exorchili7121
      @exorchili7121 Год назад +30

      Jermas dream husband is a jacked 60 year old doctor with flowing wavy hair who is a cyclist, eats bugs and does woodwork

    • @Emanuel08820
      @Emanuel08820 Год назад +6

      Handsome bug doctor solos

  • @willmetz1490
    @willmetz1490 2 года назад +163

    Every time someone asks to turn the webcam on he turns it on while making an intentionally stupid face, and every time he thinks the face is not real

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 Год назад +19

      That's because he doesn't have object permanence. He doesn't recognize his own face.

  • @Dekubud
    @Dekubud 2 года назад +42

    This is the most Québec village bro game that I have seen and the way the character swears in a quiet monotone voice makes Jerma's terrible driving even funnier. He's careening off a cliff but the character sounds like he just accidentally dropped his keys.

  • @teneksi7803
    @teneksi7803 2 года назад +282

    i... have never split a log, or held an axe, or seen a log splitter, but it took 2 seconds to deduce that the machine was more than its trailer coupler. this is... ADVANCED city slicker. and it's hilarious

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 2 года назад +1

      I have split wood with an axe and woodsplitter before. It's fun.

    • @IdiotRace
      @IdiotRace 2 года назад +18

      He's like IT'S A TRAILER. I mean dude like it's obviously got some sort of other function aside from being able to be towed by something and I'm definitely a city slicker.

    • @beforegrim
      @beforegrim 2 года назад

      i have chopped wood and i couldnt tell if it was or not although i did notice the thing at the top kinda looks like a log splitter

    • @lukanxo5353
      @lukanxo5353 2 года назад +3

      Why do you need 3 dots between i and have

    • @teneksi7803
      @teneksi7803 2 года назад +4

      ​@@lukanxo5353 do you need to do everything that you do?

  • @soma8756
    @soma8756 2 года назад +403

    listen: we have fun saying “oh haha jerma’s so unhinged” and all. this stream was genuinely unhinged. 10/10

    • @enskii26
      @enskii26 2 года назад +19

      you may be right, I read this while watching the push up bit and now he's crying

    • @sansprobus7209
      @sansprobus7209 Год назад +6

      true genuine idiocy

  • @PaintraSeaPea
    @PaintraSeaPea 2 года назад +100

    there was truly something going on with him this stream. Something deeply unwell. It opens with him bragging about how cool he is for drinking coffee on the toilet. its streams like this where he truly lives up to the psychopath reputation

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 2 года назад +15

      I think its a genuine fear of being a parent. Since most of the streams where he's like this, he almost always ends up having a scenario where he pretends hes a dad, sort of like Long Drive.

  • @TheUnoriginal2394
    @TheUnoriginal2394 2 года назад +84

    props to the editor for having the integrity to leave in all of the pushups

  • @dom-nix
    @dom-nix 2 года назад +85

    Imagine you remembering back like 10 years and you remember Mr. E the sub and bring it up to your friends, telling them how wicked messed up he was making weird noises when the class was too loud, and then finding out your sub is now one of the top streamers on twitch

  • @Teatimekitty
    @Teatimekitty 2 года назад +240

    I’m a teacher, and it warmed my heart hearing him talk about how teachers deserve better! Substitute teachers and teacher aides and all other support staff are the backbone of every school, even if they don’t need a teaching degree to do it. Then someone said “blowjob Andy”

  • @NPC-254
    @NPC-254 2 года назад +330

    4:58 is the birth of the best Jerma face. I had the honor to see it live. Still haunts me to this day.
    Update: It won second place in the Jerma awards!

    • @radquwhack
      @radquwhack 2 года назад +15

      thank you, I was looking for that face

    • @n_0cturnal
      @n_0cturnal 2 года назад +42

      WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR CHEESE

    • @Diesel0514
      @Diesel0514 2 года назад +7

      Like a David Lynch jump scare

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 2 года назад +2

      The Mon Bazou face

    • @vallytine
      @vallytine 2 года назад +3

      he is cheesed to meet you

  • @arson_carson
    @arson_carson 2 года назад +226

    Hey editor? Thank you for leaving the entire pushups thing in. Made my day

  • @DoNotCallMyBrother
    @DoNotCallMyBrother 2 года назад +187

    Jermey losing his mind over a trailered Log splitter is great

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 2 года назад +39

      When he googles it and screams and you just KNOW the first result was EXACTLY the same image

    • @DoNotCallMyBrother
      @DoNotCallMyBrother 2 года назад

      @@chuckbatmangaming Right🤣🤣

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 Год назад +4

      It's like there is no way for him to conceptualize that those two things can be the same, he just can't do it

    • @DoNotCallMyBrother
      @DoNotCallMyBrother Год назад

      @@Sidecutt3 not gonna lie, I thought it was an Apache Helicopter at first.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад +54

    56:10 "That's edited right?"
    No Jerma, you actually stuck your hand in boiling oil

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs Год назад +9

    Jerma's living in such a self-absorbed world that he thinks he can block a major thoroughfare with his car and run around like an idiot on the roadside and people are gonna applaud in support of him

  • @sourskittles4187
    @sourskittles4187 2 года назад +76

    jerma almost naming the save "fuckyou" was the funniest thing because i've done that too when i'm mad at a game LOL

  • @aliathif7778
    @aliathif7778 2 года назад +52

    I love how you can notice how much his mental is slowly crumbling as each moment pass by in this stream. Great stream

  • @jiquepfister1640
    @jiquepfister1640 2 года назад +30

    30:45 has got to be one of the funniest voices jerma has ever done

  • @sirsmoothie8502
    @sirsmoothie8502 2 года назад +29

    The fucking Chaterbate Seinfield bit better be on the Best Bits of 2022 nominees list.

  • @scrithen2836
    @scrithen2836 2 года назад +8

    “Im sorry chat that the big thing that has a piston and an angled head perfect for splitting a piece of wood was apparently a log splitter

  • @vasto5952
    @vasto5952 2 года назад +22

    i hope everyone knows looking for a light bulb in home depot is literally the easiest thing ever since i’m home depot in the lamp section where the light bulbs are, all of the lamps are on and shinning brighter than the Holy Spirit

  • @Metalhands
    @Metalhands 2 года назад +49

    22:40 I like how he’s trying to convince himself like he’s two separate entities. Really shows how powerful he’s become

  • @cessatiolux6250
    @cessatiolux6250 2 года назад +24

    Nice clip Jeremy......that's a log splitter...love grandpa.

  • @bearlypossum1950
    @bearlypossum1950 2 года назад +24

    25:18 it's my absolute favorite moment from the whole stream, like he really thinks he's scary, its cute. Weird, there's something tapping on the glass of my bedroom window but I live on the fifth floor. It's probably nothing.

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 2 года назад +36

    I love how he's literally using the "human person can't immediately be good at game" excuse when it's literally a replication of the controls of an IRL car and the part he was getting complaints about was literally just that and not even something game-wise like driving.
    The "Reverse Pedal"...
    The shit-presso is really going to his mind.
    I don't want a PSYCHO like this in traffic!

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 2 года назад

      can i add a rebuttal? ahem...
      you ever shot a gun before? if you have, you'd know it's more than just 'aim and shoot' - there's a lot more outside the gameplay experience. that's like saying a trained soldier isn't good at handling his weapon because he can't 'flick'!

    • @de-ment
      @de-ment 2 года назад

      @@we-must-live wtf are you talking about

    • @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
      @TheGreyTurtleEntertainment 2 года назад +4

      @@we-must-live dude, I rarely ever drop the "call Jerma a psycho and cite and event that may or may not have happened during the stream" act.
      But imma do this cause I've seen you a few times in the comments-
      Us Jermites are just as insane as Jerma is, and we think we're twice as funny as he is.
      Now excuse me while I go try a new way of drinking espresso. ^•^

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 2 года назад

      @@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment yeye but could you be more positive with your funniness? i know you're not a microcosm of the community as a whole, but not every joke has to be 'look at this stupid moron/psycho/serial killer/whatever euphemism you wanna use'
      i want jermbo to be happy, but if all he sees when he looks over at chat is 'idiot, moron, psycho', we're gonna burn out poor ol jermobus!

    • @Khazar321
      @Khazar321 2 года назад +1

      In my 30 years of living I have never seen car "mechanics" as this in-game truck.
      2 shifting handles? Hilarious
      4 pedals? Precious
      But that might be because I'm from Germany.
      So just as Jerma I would need some time to adjust to those controls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @barretprivateer8768
    @barretprivateer8768 2 года назад +72

    As someone who grew up using a wood stove for heat, Jerma not understanding what a log splitter is feels like I'm in a parallel universe.
    It's an axe head driven by a hydraulic piston, just happens to usually be mounted on a car trailer.

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 2 года назад +2

      hoping one of these days to find a cookstove, no way i trust the power bill to go down any time soon

  • @Tinlion09
    @Tinlion09 2 года назад +9

    I didn't know log-splitting machines existed either, but if you take like _two seconds_ to examine the thing, it's not hard to figure out what it does. There's a motor, a piston, a big metal wedge on the head of the piston, and a space where you can insert something cylindrical, like a log. And that's before you even turn it on.

  • @SantaFishes101
    @SantaFishes101 2 года назад +43

    the vitals being maple syrup and poutine is very accurate for a rural farmer

  • @YujiNakaSonic
    @YujiNakaSonic 2 года назад +131

    I really cant comprehend how jerma is so funny it literally makes no sense I can not watch any other streamer period literally only jerma makes me die laughing

    • @OxyPox
      @OxyPox 2 года назад +22

      that dog is fucked up bruh

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised 2 года назад +11

      because both him and chat are insanely psychotic, just in slightly different ways

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 2 года назад +71

    Jerma, driving home in the dark with less than half a tank in the car while ranting ceaselessly to his stream: "0 Anxiety."

  • @SlapHappyEdits
    @SlapHappyEdits 2 месяца назад +1

    this is easily a top 5 jerma video, that whole ending section is just pure cinema. god i love jerma

  • @gladiusso
    @gladiusso 2 года назад +74

    Every day I am astounded with how "city boy" Jerma is

  • @FlergerBergitydersh
    @FlergerBergitydersh 2 года назад +7

    Thanks for such a long and generous highlight of this absolutely amazing stream. I'm going to be rewatching this one for many years to come.

  • @shortsrus
    @shortsrus 2 года назад +76

    I need him to play more of this

    • @skunthundler
      @skunthundler 2 года назад +29

      Sadly, this stream was 50 years ago. You can probably find the other vods in a library or something though.

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 2 года назад +36

      he passed away like decades ago dude he can't play it again

    • @shortsrus
      @shortsrus 2 года назад +4

      @@carto4028 Becoming a Splatoon streamer is not the equivalent of being dead please stop this

    • @MagellanLife
      @MagellanLife 2 года назад +12

      @@shortsrus a fate worse than death

  • @IMosuGoji
    @IMosuGoji Год назад +4

    INSANE streamer THREATENS to EAT his MONITOR in front of his CHILDREN on the way to DISNEYLAND

  • @marcusmcclain3251
    @marcusmcclain3251 2 года назад +9

    "That's not a log splitter!"
    CITY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

  • @BigPlonkerAlt
    @BigPlonkerAlt 2 года назад +8

    This feels like the episode where Spongebob gets stuck in Rock Bottom

  • @taylors.607
    @taylors.607 2 года назад +7

    I have been waiting so long for this edit and im so happy every single push-up was kept.

  • @onnak
    @onnak 2 года назад +13

    The build-up to the moment at 22:54 has literally had me in tears for the past five minutes. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, my stomach hurts lmfao

  • @IanZWhite00
    @IanZWhite00 2 года назад +53

    5:08 Jerma turns 40 _literally a few months_ before I turn 25. I feel so spoken to. Yelled at, but spoken to

  • @lolguy480
    @lolguy480 2 года назад +72

    Jermas rant about beating up students in his classes that he substituted for when they asked if they had homework had me a little confused but when he dove out the window I finally understood the bit

  • @BodywiseMustard
    @BodywiseMustard 3 месяца назад +2

    "We are AN adult now"
    Those are the words of a crazy person.

  • @apehawk
    @apehawk Год назад +2

    I love the really quiet almost inaudible "french slurs" when the car crashes, probably voiced by the dev

  • @climbumbiamember8564
    @climbumbiamember8564 Год назад +3

    Jerk having trouble following a straight road is just so funny to me

  • @eggbug2244
    @eggbug2244 2 года назад +157

    I’m still so confused as to what he thought the log splitter actually was. Like you attach it to a truck and then what? Like what else would it do after that?

    • @misterbumblestein5625
      @misterbumblestein5625 2 года назад +33

      It's for your younglings to ride in the back

    • @TheMultiTasker3
      @TheMultiTasker3 2 года назад +65

      I feel like he thought it was like something you stick onto a Trailer, so that the Trailer can then be connected to the Truck. Like a HDMI to Component cable, but for vehicles.

    • @eggbug2244
      @eggbug2244 2 года назад +18

      @@TheMultiTasker3 This is also what makes, I guess, “The most sense.” Even still this thought is absolutely psychotic

    • @we-must-live
      @we-must-live 2 года назад +5

      @@eggbug2244 on this topic, we need to start a campaign to limit the use of the word 'psycho' and it's derivatives from comments relating to jerma content - it was funny the first few months, but now it's lost all meaning! 'psycho' means something absolutely unutterable, so debased that the sheer thought of it sends shivers up your spine, like imagining pushing someone into a meat grinder and serving them up for dinner.
      but calling someone psychotic over a common knowledge mistake?
      makes his truly psychotic moments mean less when not knowing what a log splitter does is 'psychotic'!

    • @SantaFishes101
      @SantaFishes101 2 года назад +18

      @@we-must-live that's what makes it funny to call his very normal behavior PSYCHOTIC XD

  • @axofbrevity
    @axofbrevity 2 года назад +11

    I love how Jerma gets freaked out by his own face consistently.

  • @ratchetfuture2
    @ratchetfuture2 2 года назад +13

    It amazes me that for the entire push up bit he was thinking it looked good

  • @memoriam.victoriam
    @memoriam.victoriam Год назад +3

    criminally underrated stream there are so many good moments

  • @106640guy
    @106640guy 2 года назад +13

    The first result on google is 1:1 the same log splitter in the same color.

  • @Sedron112
    @Sedron112 2 года назад +15

    Streamer gradually loses his mind for 1 hour - the movie.

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 2 года назад +8

    Watching this with soft ambient/atmospheric music in the background makes me feel like I'm in purgatory

  • @stupidcopper
    @stupidcopper 2 года назад +22

    this was the last video i watched with my cat the night before he passed.
    thank you for everything you do jerma, you bring countless smiles to the lives of many

  • @Harrison_801
    @Harrison_801 2 года назад +9

    That push-up bit went on for more than two and a half minutes

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt Год назад +6

    When Jerma flipped the car and the driver went "French slur", I felt that

  • @allyski5914
    @allyski5914 4 месяца назад +1

    i just love how certain he was that it was was NOT a log splitter but had no clue what one looked like

  • @TheEFS117
    @TheEFS117 2 года назад +12

    bought this game just to drive the vehicles properly. actually got addicted. thanks jerma, game good.

  • @grumbotron4597
    @grumbotron4597 2 года назад +3

    Me screaming "NO JEREMY THERE'S A DITCH JEREMY" at 22:52

  • @pitzo5555
    @pitzo5555 2 года назад +10

    i remember watching the stream
    but i didnt remember the espresso shiterino
    and it came back to me

  • @argnator
    @argnator 2 года назад +9

    I constantly think of ster's quote from one of their co-op streams: "The poor guy occasionally blacks out."
    It's real.

  • @Lunar_Leit
    @Lunar_Leit 2 года назад +25

    I remember watching this live 26:45 dying of laughter

  • @phong208
    @phong208 2 года назад +41

    Jerma trying to drive a manual is an incredible experience.

  • @yourcommander3412
    @yourcommander3412 19 дней назад +1

    He's the guy who gets you - your coffee; he might need to take shit while he does it though.
    But you'll get your coffee.

  • @DoctaM364
    @DoctaM364 2 года назад +8

    Clicking through the video and hearing Jerma slowly losing his mind throughout it.

  • @AnvilPro100
    @AnvilPro100 2 года назад +6

    Fuckin Jerma turning on his face cam and it cutting to "Why do you look like that?" perfectly encapsulates the average level of animosity between Jerma and chat

  • @bungus2012
    @bungus2012 2 года назад +7

    Something about watching a garbage driver getting backseat driven by 50,000 other garbage drivers for an hour is simultaneously hilarious and deeply stress inducing

  • @Roi985
    @Roi985 2 года назад +5

    holy shit I didnt notice how many top tier moments come from this one stream

  • @kris.berg.6455
    @kris.berg.6455 2 года назад +11

    Parking break is on! he says and unleashes the evilest laughter known to man.

  • @axmoylotl
    @axmoylotl 2 года назад +53

    Jermas seinfeld bit actually makes me think jerma could be a good writer. Hopefully he writes shows when he's done streaming

    • @CadetGen
      @CadetGen 2 года назад +15

      i'd watch a JermaProduction

    • @tonyjones8706
      @tonyjones8706 2 года назад +3

      It sounded like a real episode i was actually following the plot and where the characters would be as he was saying it

  • @captaincrit8654
    @captaincrit8654 2 года назад +2

    I choked on my spit multiple times during this stream, thank you for the multiple near-death experiences Jerma

  • @MaxI-cn7vr
    @MaxI-cn7vr 2 года назад +7

    crashes car, then immediately goes on a rant about another topic

  • @MegaDrain
    @MegaDrain 2 года назад +1

    I'm impressed at how many of these recent videos have been of this year

  • @Appleseven77
    @Appleseven77 2 года назад +3

    10:37 he wouldnt eat a bowl of cockroaches if a handsome doctor told him to! but he would eat every bug ever out of his own volition??? the duality of man

  • @i_barely_hee-know_her
    @i_barely_hee-know_her 9 месяцев назад +2

    4:58 and 57:04 and 57:57
    The career ending face

  • @StephenParlow
    @StephenParlow 2 года назад +19

    As someone currently doing student-teaching to finish my education bachelors, Jeremy talking about teaching is way too relatable, even if he's wrong about the geometry part. 'Bout to show this to my cooperating teacher.

  • @serv1ce
    @serv1ce 2 года назад +1

    i love this video so much

  • @chisel8537
    @chisel8537 2 года назад +4

    Just watched the entire video, well done

  • @LiarJudas666
    @LiarJudas666 Год назад +1

    in fairness to him, i only knew that thing was a log splitter from watching other play this. and ive done plenty of like construction and even chopped down a couple trees with an axe. we just didn’t need firewood

  • @ianalvord3903
    @ianalvord3903 2 года назад +24

    Jerma being a pot selling substitute teacher makes so much sense.

  • @boredindividual
    @boredindividual 2 года назад +4

    I'm very happy Jerma made a reference to the hotdog guy. Absolute legend

  • @Xiroxys
    @Xiroxys 2 года назад +12

    49:20
    Actual sfx of baseball insertion.

  • @maxedoutsociety
    @maxedoutsociety 2 года назад +1

    26:10 this genuinely startled me I feel so called out

  • @pipcat4593
    @pipcat4593 2 года назад +4

    im making my tf2 hitsounds the push up moans and he cant stop me

  • @Seth__Roach
    @Seth__Roach Год назад

    I just love this thumbnail, it's almost the same face as the informercial guy with four knives in each hand

  • @ohdearieme5666
    @ohdearieme5666 2 года назад +3

    brilliant video mr.elbertson

  • @IanZWhite00
    @IanZWhite00 2 года назад +9

    2:37 might be one of his most insane statements. For reference there are 168 hours in a week
    Jerma is essentially claiming to drive for 4 straight days without sleep every week. It is wild to me that this man has never heard the term “40 hour workweek”

  • @Ezyki11er_187
    @Ezyki11er_187 Год назад +1

    Jerma never hearing about the existence of a log splitter is the best thing in the world. WE EVOLVE JERMA