Imagine pulling up to your house to see how that handyman you hired is doing with the renovations and you overhear him from outside, ranting about his brain experiencing 5 million years of DMT nightmares before getting smashed with a cinderblock
Jerma talking about the Tasmanian Devil having sex made me so laugh so hard I cried and then the hypothetical about Uncle Gary brawling with the doctors who are trying to stop him from crushing Jerma's skull with a cinderblock made me nearly pass out
Jerma quote pretending unquote there's a whole group of different people he talks to is actually something let's players do and i've always liked that.
Jerma is therapy. I watch every video because I know he's going to play the game for four and half minutes, get mad that he can't kill anyone, then do some voices and eventaully remind me of childhood memories that I didn't know where there. Love you Jerma, never change
@Whtsàpp†⓵⓹⓵⓷⓶⓻⓼⓼⓸⓶⓹ Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - yeah you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" I'M GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. YASS. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead. "If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm actually saying that I'm going to put this bot in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever.
28:57 actually slaps hard. It's too bad this was recorded in that void zone between the Jerma awards polls and the end of the year, because this Jigsaw would've definitely been a solid nominee for best singing
One two one two check the mic let’s see You’re a mess man, you’re a walking disaster I’m serving up rhymes just call me grill master Your rap is so weak You ain’t got no flowwwsss Cartoon slipping on a banana peel Better call the banana bros Five foot three influencer wannabe Call yourself an e-clown but you ain’t even funny After you diss you’re not even gonna survive I’ll eat up your ass, Call me nine eight five (Gas gas gas gas gas)gasgas()
I like how Jerma's counter to the cleaning up the house party with mere moments left to go trope is the dad getting inexplicably upset about his kids cleaning the house while they were away.
Jeremy Elbertson, after 80 years of a life well lived, is about to die. his loved ones surround him, including his brother, Gary, who is sweating anxiously. his daughter is embracing him for the last time, and the doctor is getting ready to declare his death. after 5 minutes of this pre-mourning, Jeremy's heart stops, and he closes his eyes. Jeremy's daughter begins sobbing. The doctor writes down his time of death. "HHNGNNHGHGHAAAAAAAAAAGHH", exclaims Gary, springing into action, crushing the recently-corpsified jerma's skull into thousands of pieces with the cinderblock he held behind his back. The daughter had stopped crying. The doctor was staring in disbelief. the air seemed to be full of pink mist. He goes to slam down the cinder block once more, but as he raises it up, the doctor desperately asks him, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" "following orders." said Gary.
17:46 I recently had a lucid dream for the first time but the first thing I did when I realised I was in a dream was panic knowing my body was laying around in my bed all defenseless so I forced myself to wake up from within the dream. I think that's what that hypothetical "you're still alive but dead" thing would be like.
When chat made him adress the swallowing a bug story, I was really disappointed they the didn't push him on the time last week when he ate a whole sleeve of oreos and threw up in his mom's bed
The half speed bit played at actual 2x speed is fucking bizarre, like he's almost talking at normal pace but his inflections are just so SCARY. Actually unsettling bit 10/10
5:40 To whom it may concern (TW unsolicited vape trivia) if you're going to do this and you're not really a smoker, you can use just vegetable glycerine for max vapor and relatively low risk it's not harmless idk the exact implications of it but if you already smoke eeed it's not that bad But if you're going to do that you need to get a tank and coil that can handle the viscosity of VG because normally vape juice is about 70PG/30VG which is much more runny so it can absorb better but the man at the vape store will probably help you with all of this
We have very little data on the long term vaping effects regardless of the constitution of the liquid. Preliminary science shows that it's significantly better than combustion based smoking but certainly worse than not doing it at all. I say this as someone who does vape. In 10 or so years it might have killed me but I doubt it. There are some cases where people have developed popcorn lung from vaping but that's not a common occurrence.
30:25 Jerma gets sedated cos he lost 1 billion jermacoins to the chat. What a horrible life....being sedated on horse tranquilizers.....for minor spelling mistake....
"You want me to go all in?" Followed by tasmanian devil noises; RIGHT AFTER he talked about what the tasmanian devil sex noises would sound like. Edit: And then he played 2 of them at the same time, after giving a tutorial on how to make tasmanian devil sounds for Mr and Ms tasmanian devil having sex.
Imagine pulling up to your house to see how that handyman you hired is doing with the renovations and you overhear him from outside, ranting about his brain experiencing 5 million years of DMT nightmares before getting smashed with a cinderblock
Yooo love your kirby animations!
This game does something to him
As you're lying there seething in pain from the recent cinder block injury, you hear a faint Taz as he chases down another child to eat its soul
@@seniorchonkza997 and steal *their* voice too
Funny enough, you and Jerma just vaguely described a story where a guy took a drug that made him live 8 million years in his own mind!
He really does sound weird when he sounds weird
It always works when you put blue in petsmart
Isn't that always
@@ponponpatapon9670 classic petsmart architects
12:47 normal?
ಠ_ಠ
this has to be one of the most unhinged streams hes ever done holy shit, this man was absolutely zooted the entire stream i have no doubt
Average Jerma moments
Absolutely ZONKED
damn too bad I don't know what zooted means, kids these days and their slang
@@sabinoliver1290 smoka da marijane
@@MrBananun he doesn’t smoke it I’m pretty sure
Chat: Happy Birthday Jeremy!
Jerma: It's not even my birthday, ban that guy for an hour!
a ruthless tyrant.
1984 Andy
@@addaccount9246 1489 andy
@@addaccount9246 Jerma1984
Chat: Jerma please impregnate me!
Jerma: what the fuck are you talking about!? Mods, ban that guy for 5 minu... ban that guy for 2 minutes!
jerma raps like a youth pastor
*rapes
My crew is big and it keeps gettin' bigger, that's 'cause Jesus Christ is my...
@@CWINDOWSsystem32Jigga985
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 Go on. Finish it.
Jerma talking about the Tasmanian Devil having sex made me so laugh so hard I cried and then the hypothetical about Uncle Gary brawling with the doctors who are trying to stop him from crushing Jerma's skull with a cinderblock made me nearly pass out
so glad that chat is never shown on these streams. in love with the idea that he’s just recording let’s plays alone
Jerma quote pretending unquote there's a whole group of different people he talks to is actually something let's players do and i've always liked that.
yeah hahahha
"call me sanitizer cause i'll wipe out the jerma" 😳🔥🔥
i like how he accidentally described a Junji Ito story with that cinderblock bit
I know exactly which story you’re talking about and that one fucked me up for a while.
which one??
@@snowdevil002 that one
what story is this?
the story is called Long Dream
That person asking Jerma to read his diss has got to be one of the ultimate one guy moments so far
The fact that he gets so mad at 2:47 is fucking hilarious. He gets so defensive over eating bugs
Bugs are his friends!! He would never harm one :)
@@hyche_-6790he has sexual fantasies about eating bugs with a doctor. He is sick
You fight what you know deep down is true
he would never eat them! unless a handsome mountain biking doctor told him too 🤔
and I would walk 985 miles
And I would walk 985 more
just to be the man to walk 985 miles to fall down at your door
DIDIDIDIDI
BAPIDIPAPIDDIEPAPIDDIEDADADA
if i could just see you... tonight
DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU
love how after the tasmanian devil bit he goes in full existencial dread talk, real insanity
Jerma is therapy. I watch every video because I know he's going to play the game for four and half minutes, get mad that he can't kill anyone, then do some voices and eventaully remind me of childhood memories that I didn't know where there. Love you Jerma, never change
@Whtsàpp†⓵⓹⓵⓷⓶⓻⓼⓼⓸⓶⓹ Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - yeah you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" I'M GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. YASS. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead.
"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm actually saying that I'm going to put this bot in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever.
He doesnt even need autotune 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'm gonna shake you boom boom pow
27:04 proves that he shouldn’t ever use autotune
The way he talks about wanting to be crushed by a cinder block when he’s dies and then wraps dis tracks with the saw voice
He's becoming more demonic. And yet his supposed charm is an alluring curse he's cast upon us.
Jerma is like a succubus man.
His S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats are all maxed out
It honestly felt like someone was trying to brainwash me
@@executioner_ecgbert884 DO NOT DOUBT YOUR THOUGHTS, HE'LL DO ANYTHING IN HIS POWER TO NUMB YOUR SENTIENCE IN ORDER TO ASSIMILATE WITH YOU
Assimilate with me? Don't threaten me with a good time lol
whenever i watch Jerma play House Flipper i imagine an actual house contractor going on absurd rants with "chat" while he works
"Don't worry. Mr. Jeremy does not have schizophrenia, he just has special earbuds to talk to his workmates from afar."
@telegrandjerma37 Among? Can't believe Jerma would SCAM people by getting them to add him in TIDDYGRAM he's truly THE SUS GUY
Man's got that 100 gecs flow
I love how many of these start with Simpsons clips, even though Jerma FAMOUSLY has only ever seen 10 episodes.
you forget that by beating hit & run he has effectively seen all of them
28:57 actually slaps hard. It's too bad this was recorded in that void zone between the Jerma awards polls and the end of the year, because this Jigsaw would've definitely been a solid nominee for best singing
One two one two check the mic let’s see
You’re a mess man, you’re a walking disaster
I’m serving up rhymes just call me grill master
Your rap is so weak
You ain’t got no flowwwsss
Cartoon slipping on a banana peel
Better call the banana bros
Five foot three influencer wannabe
Call yourself an e-clown but you ain’t even funny
After you diss you’re not even gonna survive
I’ll eat up your ass,
Call me nine eight five
(Gas gas gas gas gas)gasgas()
12:48 for best part of the stream
the sound a man makes after writing his manifesto in blood on the bathroom stall before ending it with a shotgun
no 27:13 was
@@droozlex doesn't have fart sound=not funut
tasmanian devil -> fart sfx
It started as soon as I read this comment lol
I like how Jerma's counter to the cleaning up the house party with mere moments left to go trope is the dad getting inexplicably upset about his kids cleaning the house while they were away.
18:40 chat literally asked the question we all think about when this man plays house flipper
About his answer, I feel the same way about Death Stranding, come to think of it.
When the bars are slapping! 😳😳😳
When the rhymes are subprime! 😳😳
When the cadence is outrageous 🥵🥵😳😳
When the prose is throes! 😮😱😱😳😳
When the penance is your sentence!
A house flipper Jerma video is a guaranteed enjoyable next 30+ minutes.
this is a legitimately psychotic stream
i hope Jerma enjoys psychedelics sometime in his life. He'd finally understand the 4th dimension, Time, and be able to read a clock.
HOLY SHIT AS I PRESSED ENTER HE SAID DMT. HE KNOWS WHAT IT IS. WEED THOUGHTS WILL BE THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS SOON
Just get him on Joe Rogan
on dmt reading a clock will be the least of his problems
@@tree4364 He’s literally said he smokes before
@@DeathnoteBB PSYCHEDELICS
I love it when someone in chat mentions something and jerma laughs it off because you just know it's coming back up again.
30:25 Listening to this at 2x is fucking strange
Xd
he sounds like an AI generated deepfake
this is how speech jammers make you talk
Le troll incident moment
(Really with this music its weird as fuck)
his slo-mo laugh is demented
Jeremy Elbertson, after 80 years of a life well lived, is about to die. his loved ones surround him, including his brother, Gary, who is sweating anxiously. his daughter is embracing him for the last time, and the doctor is getting ready to declare his death. after 5 minutes of this pre-mourning, Jeremy's heart stops, and he closes his eyes. Jeremy's daughter begins sobbing. The doctor writes down his time of death.
"HHNGNNHGHGHAAAAAAAAAAGHH", exclaims Gary, springing into action, crushing the recently-corpsified jerma's skull into thousands of pieces with the cinderblock he held behind his back. The daughter had stopped crying. The doctor was staring in disbelief. the air seemed to be full of pink mist. He goes to slam down the cinder block once more, but as he raises it up, the doctor desperately asks him,
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"following orders." said Gary.
Following orders is a thankless job.
what the fuck.
Jerma is like actually insane isn't he
Yes, but the entity doesnt exist so do not worry
One of these days he’s gonna fix that house
This would be Jerma's resume if he applied for his own job
Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!
17:39 I'm so glad this man is locked away in a safe padded room. It's honestly more for his own protection than ours, this man has LOST it
i like that when jerma raps his boston accent comes out
YOU CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE CHRISTMAS BEATBOX
making up a guy but can you imagine watching this stream with no idea who the tasmanian devil is
9:41 That whole Tasmanian devil bit had me dry heaving by the end.
I love the way Jerma says room
Ryum
rüm
it's a Boston thing LMAO
its like how bo burnham says it in look whos inside again
12:48 so true jerma
17:46 I recently had a lucid dream for the first time but the first thing I did when I realised I was in a dream was panic knowing my body was laying around in my bed all defenseless so I forced myself to wake up from within the dream. I think that's what that hypothetical "you're still alive but dead" thing would be like.
House flipper is peak Jerma
When chat made him adress the swallowing a bug story, I was really disappointed they the didn't push him on the time last week when he ate a whole sleeve of oreos and threw up in his mom's bed
jerma's complete inability to stick to his guns when he says he wont do something is astonishing sometimes
Me and my cat watching a Jerma vod
The half speed bit played at actual 2x speed is fucking bizarre, like he's almost talking at normal pace but his inflections are just so SCARY. Actually unsettling bit 10/10
21:10 jerma is the only person I trust with relevant pop culture references
I like how jerma makes a really compelling anti suicide argument with his brain electricity body horror rant
He HAS to do the fortnite stream idea. That would be iconic.
When epic games ads The Three Stooges he will have to do it
Holy shit the brain thing is so real to me I always wondered if you seem dead to others but still live in a weird stasis
God I hope not
I’ve had a really shit day an it was only until the slow mo sneezes i started pissing myself. Can always rely on this guy to make my day better
Jerma dies, then uncle gary DOOM glory kill style crushes Jerma's skull
I love epic rap battles of history
The halfspeed part worked out better than expected. A true insane comedy genius.
DELUSIONAL streamer INVENTS NEW BREAKING BAD CHARACTER
Oh dear God the Oreo sleeve reference! That's some OG jerma shit there!
that sanitizer verse went hard
I DON'T WANT JERMA TO GROW OLD PLEASE
Jerma has an amazing ability to describe the plots of stuff. First it was rear window and now its Junji Ito's long dream
pleaaassseeee jerma let us peep the horror! nothing else makes us happy anymore!
Some of those diss verses were actually great and no one can convince me otherwise
27:50 incredible
This stream was a lyrical myrical
I would pay so much money for a vod of just him calmly gaming and talking normally cus I would play it every night to fall asleep I love jerma
he's scary good at the slow routine
Jerma nailing his own laugh in slowmotion is both surreal and unsurprising
23:18 someone gave him Casey Frey's "5 bars, 5 seconds" rap lol. One of the funniest raps on RUclips
I love how jerma can start a stream with a plan to play a game but the stream will just turn into something entirely different
Each stream i feel he just gets even more unhinged
What an experience. Wow.
Byeah Jerma has crossed into another plane of existence. One where the doctors wont be able to reach him when he passes out from laughter.
Didn't think Jerma would give me another existential crisis with this video. Lol
I forgot just how bizarre this stream was 💀
the old man raps at 28:13 are triggering my fight or flight
5:40 To whom it may concern (TW unsolicited vape trivia) if you're going to do this and you're not really a smoker, you can use just vegetable glycerine for max vapor and relatively low risk it's not harmless idk the exact implications of it but if you already smoke eeed it's not that bad
But if you're going to do that you need to get a tank and coil that can handle the viscosity of VG because normally vape juice is about 70PG/30VG which is much more runny so it can absorb better but the man at the vape store will probably help you with all of this
TW unsolicited vape trivia
We have very little data on the long term vaping effects regardless of the constitution of the liquid.
Preliminary science shows that it's significantly better than combustion based smoking but certainly worse than not doing it at all.
I say this as someone who does vape. In 10 or so years it might have killed me but I doubt it.
There are some cases where people have developed popcorn lung from vaping but that's not a common occurrence.
@@candyman9635 popcorn lung I think is specifically diacetyl which adds a buttery warm flavor to like mango or cream flavors
Jerma’s slow-mo bit really fucked me up when the next video I was watching came on. It was too fast and I couldn’t focus at all. Thanks Jeremy,
Thank you Jerma #2. :)
14:51 i half expected jermbo to go full tazmanian devil there for a moment
i swear to god there was a colony of ants under my skin that progressively grew larger throughout this stream
Every vod I feel like my eyes are being held open and I’m being forced to continue watching, but I actually enjoy it
23:27 Saving this so I can always watch my favorite jerma moment
How is he so good at beatboxing
He does it in the shower everyday
Oh, this is something he’s been doing for years; he’s really good at beatboxing, so he uses it a lot in jokes
I've never laughed this hard at any Jerma video
im glad i got to hear jerma cough and sneeze in pretend slow motion
30:25 Jerma gets sedated cos he lost 1 billion jermacoins to the chat. What a horrible life....being sedated on horse tranquilizers.....for minor spelling mistake....
15:07 that's so real and true. I even had a dream that I was back in school and jerma was chatting with me at the lunch table.
"Demonic Gary" from Jerma's head has entered the Cannon
one of my favourite zilly goofy pyscho streamer
"You want me to go all in?" Followed by tasmanian devil noises; RIGHT AFTER he talked about what the tasmanian devil sex noises would sound like.
Edit: And then he played 2 of them at the same time, after giving a tutorial on how to make tasmanian devil sounds for Mr and Ms tasmanian devil having sex.
I was drinking and had this vid playing in a diff tab when he started talking slow I thought I was dreaming
16:44 im sorry whose first memory was when they were 10
i've never felt like i've been on narcotics more than i have in the last 30 minutes
I have been subscribed to you since I was in Middle School, homie. I hope you don't stop doing what you're doing for a long time to come! ♥
Jerma is the ontological equivalent of a half-train, half-giga spider from hell
Shittin pissin and fartin and shittin pissin and fartin and shittin was so funny, omg lol. My sides.
the Moderna bar tho 🔥🔥🔥
Oh yeah it was strange for a while when house flipper had this story mode.