@@JeanMarceaux one day chat is going to tell him to kill someone an he will "IT WAS CHAT CHAT TOLD ME TO YOUR HONOR!" "You bombed a daycare Mr.Elbertson."
I love that this theoretical dad has absolutely no respect for his son's privacy, but would hate to have a small window in his living room lest the neighbours see in
He doesnt want the people weaker than him to be able to hide. But he doesnt want people who could do anything to stop him seeing anything. The same mentality he had when he killed my entire family
Jerma is a family man. He spends all his time in a walled-off section of the house, spying on his wife and kids through a peephole and a generator-powered surveillance system.
*the sons girlfriend snuggles up to the son in the living room* *hears scurrying in the wall* "What the hell was that!?" Son:"dont worry its my dad" dad:*hey kiddo slip some popcorn down the peephole im starving"
"What's with the other entrance on the other side?" "Rats, bugs." I like the implication that it's completely normal for a house to just... have a dedicated rat entrance.
Local man spies on his own children while watching SpongeBob in his underwear, creates network of tunnels to avoid contact with society and runs over baby in car in his own bedroom.
The entire concept of “wall dad” who lives in a separate house within his house because he wants to avoid his family is so hilarious to me and I don’t know why
I hadn't seen Breaking Bad when I watched this. When I started my binge watch, I thought the house looked familiar. Then it clicked one episode and I yelled out "THAT'S JERMA'S WALL DAD HOUSE!!"
i like to imagine that he overtime starts to devolve into some sort of wild grey-skinned cave creature that communicates via twitch emotes and moves arcoss it's walls like "the beast" from the movie split. at night his kids only hear a faint "pog water pog" followed by some weird gulping noise.
That entire segment had me dying, he says he creates knowledge but he just does a fucking magic trick to a room full of completely unamused people just trying to take a test
this is one of my comfort videos, whenever i'm in a bad place or i'm going through rough times, this insane dad building tunnels in the walls of his house always makes me smile and laugh. thank you jerma and holy mackerel for always making things better with this video, even if just for a moment.
I couldn’t stop laughing during this entire episode omfg, I’m not talking about the exhale of air through the nose, I’m talking about blatant laugh out loud in front of the entire room of my college dining hall
honestly ive been watching so much of these in college, kind of to make up for all the free time i have, having no friends or social life. Still very entertaining at least and a good distraction.
I've always loved how he said "if my kid brings home a boy, girl, doesnt matter". he doesn't care if his kid is gay but god forbid they exit his line of sight
That was the wildest turn I've ever seen. Jerma went from "MY HOUSE'S ROOMS WON'T HAVE WALLS SO I CAN SEE MY CHILDREN AT ALL TIMES" to "why do houses even have windows like this? I dont want my neighbors to see me on my couch naked and look at my balls while I exercise" in like 3 seconds flat.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact he used to bring his ENTIRE PC setup into the bathroom with him? Like, it wasn't even in the bathroom to begin with, he actually *brought it with him?*
I didn't watch the full stream but I really hope he left the "family" portion of the house as disgusting as when we bought it, so the family lives in absolute poverty but the dad inside lives in luxury.
Imagine explaining that to your s/o, "yea, no if you wanna have fun over at my house, we cant, ummm, we have no walls". "What?" "Yea, no, my dad when he renovated the place, he took down the walls..."
@@totaalinenchaos then he takes it a step further saying he invited Etalyx and uses the dang-ass Etalyx soundboard, then all you hear on the phone is his soundboard having a conversation with the Etalyx soundboard
I make semi-regular pilgrimages to this video, and it struck me as funny this time that it's just this house flipper, making theoretical and imaginary family dynamics and, as he continues the project, he goes more and more crazy, absolutely losing his mind in an empty house, making a dad fortress in which this theoretical father never has to interact with his family or just built this without his estranged family knowing. What a crazy man.
One of the funniest youtube videos I've seen in a while and it's about dad's stalking their family's by living in the walls... Amazing as always jerma!
DON'T OPEN
DAD INSIDE
*Don't dad open inside
Inside open, dad don't!
INSIDE DAD.
DON'T OPEN.
OPEN INSIDE DON'T DAD
DON'T DAD
OPEN INSIDE
At night I hear my father scurrying past me in the walls and I feel protected
I'm imagining a spider-like scurry and it's great
@@anarchistdora1990 Daddy long-legs.
Delightful comment, made me laugh.
da,m
Adam Raaif Nasheed *jerma short legs
I love how he starts it off being like "Who even needs walls?" and then transitions immediately into "I hate it when people look at me"
The duality of man.
Also known as schizophrenia.
Jerma is one of my favorite human beings.!
@@JeanMarceaux one day chat is going to tell him to kill someone an he will "IT WAS CHAT CHAT TOLD ME TO YOUR HONOR!" "You bombed a daycare Mr.Elbertson."
@@18754KRS the thing is, one of his personalities will be the judge.
@@JeanMarceaux oh NO
I love that this theoretical dad has absolutely no respect for his son's privacy, but would hate to have a small window in his living room lest the neighbours see in
He doesnt want the people weaker than him to be able to hide. But he doesnt want people who could do anything to stop him seeing anything. The same mentality he had when he killed my entire family
abusive walldad
@@magusperde365 😧
Lmao the theoretical wall dad
There’s dads, they’re in the walls!
God forbid someone walk by my house and see my head and neck singing
God forbid it
Or what if he does naked jumping jacks in front of the window with no blinds
Jerma is a family man. He spends all his time in a walled-off section of the house, spying on his wife and kids through a peephole and a generator-powered surveillance system.
as someone who is socially awkward I feel like that's exactly how I'd handle parenthood
That's just Micro from the Netflix Punisher
uninstall
I'm fuckin losing it
L3cargo shut the hell up, you loser. I can garantee that you’ll never have a family, so dont even worry about how you’ll handle “parenting”.
He was scarily committed to this bit.
I don't know a Jerma bit that he hasn't been scarily committed to
The full stream was literally six hours of almost entirely just this one bit. It was majestic.
He oozes dad energy.
@@hanmidown2241 Big Dad Energy (existentially)
he can ooze big dad energy into me when ever he wants@@Xzeihoranth
Local streamer caught naked with a bowl of Captain Crunch
this streamer is FUCKED
Doing jumping jacks.
Local streamer’s head and neck seen singing by a concerned passerby
@@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 ＋２
“Don’t wanna wake up anybody? No problem”
*pulls out a sledgehammer”
Is there a ghost in the house?
No it's just dad. *He lives inside the walls*
Thea Name What walls?
*the sons girlfriend snuggles up to the son in the living room* *hears scurrying in the wall* "What the hell was that!?" Son:"dont worry its my dad" dad:*hey kiddo slip some popcorn down the peephole im starving"
@@brodiewaldrop4784 HAHAHA
Haha yeah i thought that was funny when i typed it 😂
Plot of the second episode of bobs burgers
You've heard of "The Hills Have Eyes". Now get ready for "The Walls Have Dads".
Karza3 The Hills Have Eyes was the American title of Super Mario Bros.
I'm ready.
Karza3 You’ve heard of “The Men who Stare At Goats,” now get ready for “The Dad Who Stares At His Son”
Or retitled in 2023 "The Dad Has Walls:The New Beginning"
Now, the exclusive: the dad with eyes
"What's with the other entrance on the other side?"
"Rats, bugs."
I like the implication that it's completely normal for a house to just... have a dedicated rat entrance.
The dedicated rat zone is necessary
the houses in my neighborhood have dedicated bird entrances. a rat entrance is not unlikely to have and would probably boost home value
If there is a cat flap, there must be a rat flap
I can’t believe Jerma predicted Encanto
@@nabbyy8392 ＋２
Local man spies on his own children while watching SpongeBob in his underwear, creates network of tunnels to avoid contact with society and runs over baby in car in his own bedroom.
At this point Jerma is just Florida man.
Edit your comment no baby get hurt ):
@@18754KRS comment baby your hurt no get edit :(
@@yoot3008 i no like when baby get hurt ）：
@@18754KRS just think of the ‘baby’ as Jerma in an adult diaper and it becomes much funnier.
Dad didn't move out of the house, he moved further in!
Deepstate dad
"Mom, dad got stuck in the kitchen wall again."
Dad... IS the house...
This summer get ready to open your walls for Wall Dad!
@@heatherperleberg7816bobs burgers
The entire concept of “wall dad” who lives in a separate house within his house because he wants to avoid his family is so hilarious to me and I don’t know why
He's the ultimate introvert
ruclips.net/video/bnbgTKaIZoI/видео.htmlsi=TMWoax8tHENfbAHG Nick Mullen doing a great similar bit
This is the ideal home for a shared custody divorce
a
But like, you're not wrong?
Black Man q
Black Man c
Breaking bad house
By Jerma’s specifications, his ideal house would be a padded cell
good thing he already lives in one
A window is nothing but a point of entry for Star_
Who?
Arrow Head is this a meme or do you guys not know that ster used to go by the name STAR_?
I think he means Etalyx
@Arrow Head: Jerma's old gaming buddies, back from the jerma985 channel.
@Stormwern: POP-TARTS!
jerma's psycho dad character is my favourite bit he's ever done, I hope he somehow ends up in a rumble despite having no name or appearance
good news
@@crockitz Yo????
wall dad
Just the walls
Wall appears in the rumble
"I don't want to buy that computer it's too expensive"
*Buys 3 monitors*
literally spent the whole 1200 he didnt wanna spend in the first place for the bit
Jerma would NEVER purchase an Xbox or Playstation console because they're too expensive but would then buy 12 controllers for the console.
@@lockerbuddy2039 ＋２
I feel like if anything it only sells the cursedness of the house more.
Having 3 HD monitors connected to your desktop from 2002
"Imagine you could just pull your car up, turn the car off and get into bed"
Jerma thats called living in your car
＋２
>Smashes sons walls to interrupt his day
>Complains about windows being exposed
Local dad streamer commits drive-by on son and crashes
*grab his fuckin hair and shake it*
Local streamer dabs on dead son
Jerma realizes there isn’t a second part of this game where you raise a family, right
4K subscribes with no videos yes we are his children
It's DLC I'm sure
His imagination is just that strong, he doesn't need one
no he doesn't LOL he's just rambling psychotically
just let the boomer do what he wants, he's not hurting anybody.
The Breaking Bad house is perfect for a mentally unstable man like Jerma
glad someone else noticed
First thing I noticed the second he began knocking down walls.
I hadn't seen Breaking Bad when I watched this. When I started my binge watch, I thought the house looked familiar. Then it clicked one episode and I yelled out "THAT'S JERMA'S WALL DAD HOUSE!!"
@@Winchent Walter is totally the kind of dad that Jerma is acting like lol
"I am the one who knocks down walls!"
yeah, all you people with A+'s can look into a book and remember it tomorrow
Ｉ ＣＲＥＡＴＥ ＫＮＯＷＬＥＤＧＥ
And then I get Saturday detention, every week
@@gcullen576 The Breakfast Club but the 6th student is jerma.
@@ThyWaffl3 the breakfast club WAS JERMA, the other students were his schizophrenic delusions
actual megalomaniac
i like to imagine that he overtime starts to devolve into some sort of wild grey-skinned cave creature that communicates via twitch emotes and moves arcoss it's walls like "the beast" from the movie split.
at night his kids only hear a faint "pog water pog" followed by some weird gulping noise.
reminds me of the falmer
Gollum
Literally the Chat
local streamer wants to live in a windowless cave
Don't we all
*MY BLOOD IS MADE OF SALT, AND I WILL DIE IN 20 MINUTES*
I'm surprised Jerma got the Jimmy Nuetron refrence since he was 58 when the show started.
He’s got the memory of a Pygmy elephant
Wait Jerma is 58??
@@toceeno874 he was 58 when that episode aired, its been like 15 years since then
I like how this implies jerma is already in his 70s
@@Kai-jx5qn damn, he looks pretty swell for his age
"I CREATE KNOWLEDGE" is such a powerful statement
That entire segment had me dying, he says he creates knowledge but he just does a fucking magic trick to a room full of completely unamused people just trying to take a test
He went from "There's going to be no walls, no privacy" to "I don't want to see my family ever!"
Insane streamer terrorizes family in home without walls
@Arrow Head
Lmao k
@Arrow Head you're an asshole
First person realizes people don't agree with him, pretends it's a joke
@Arrow Head Why do I keep seeing you? You're all over the place.
@Arrow Head hey look at me i am the. Funmy redditor and i speak in gErman!
actual footage of Jeremiah Elbertson designing his new house on las vegas
I actually really wish that jerma dubbed a jimmy neutron episode
make this a challenge to remove some of his debt
this is one of my comfort videos, whenever i'm in a bad place or i'm going through rough times, this insane dad building tunnels in the walls of his house always makes me smile and laugh. thank you jerma and holy mackerel for always making things better with this video, even if just for a moment.
Whenever you're going through a rough time you should go into your secret, second house and watch this video on 3 separate monitors
“what’s with the other entrance on the other side??”
“ugh augh i don’t-rats, bugs,”
Amazing how Jerma's directorial concept of 'Wall Dad' inspired the Oscar winning 'Parasite' 😌
imagine starting your car to go to work in the morning and you just suffocate your child with Carbon Monoxide as they're sleeping in their crib
"Why does everything have to be blue?"
Just an easter egg refering to the previous owners occupation.
Yes, Walter blue. He was a teacher, right?
@@jessicawinnefeld2967 Hey Thomas?
What color was the meth?
@@Sammie1053 Yellow
Please, you guys are making me laugh so hard i got a headache, oh man.
quake 2 on an 50 inch monitor
I couldn’t stop laughing during this entire episode omfg, I’m not talking about the exhale of air through the nose, I’m talking about blatant laugh out loud in front of the entire room of my college dining hall
Episode?
@@John-qe5sq Episode of the Jeremy Elbertson Show, of course.
College boy eh
@@veg411 yes, what an insight
honestly ive been watching so much of these in college, kind of to make up for all the free time i have, having no friends or social life. Still very entertaining at least and a good distraction.
Love how Jerma's bathroom PC setup made an appearance in the dollhouse stream
This is seriously one of my favourite examples of insanity developed over a short period of time.
I've always loved how he said "if my kid brings home a boy, girl, doesnt matter". he doesn't care if his kid is gay but god forbid they exit his line of sight
@Kittens GWT he kind of implied it didn't matter their sexuality or gender, just that he wanted to embarrass them
@Kittens GWT they might bang. you never know
@Kittens GWT That was literally the bit, is that they cant cuz theres no walls
@Kittens GWT no its cause they can't bang. there's no walls
🦧
Took me a while to realize that's Walter white's house
came down here looking for that
Yeah, me too.
Same! i thought i was the only one to catch that
more like wallter white amiright
Bob the Destroyer 3 months late but fuck you
I said it before and I'll say it again, these streams were some of the most relaxing to watch. I miss them honestly.
Yeah, those streams were peak comfy. Reminds me of his Stardew Valley streams, those were also nice.
please never become a contractor or a father
high key he'd be a great dad though
He’s already our dad.
Ya son, Larry
That is the Breaking Bad house for sure.
No it's the rick and morty house
It fucking is, wtf
At first I was like "haha oh yeah it kind of is" and then I realized that it actually is the exact layout.
It is in fact the breaking bad house if you look close enough in the picture you can see a pizza on the roof.
Yeah also "Huckster" kinda gives it away
That was the wildest turn I've ever seen. Jerma went from "MY HOUSE'S ROOMS WON'T HAVE WALLS SO I CAN SEE MY CHILDREN AT ALL TIMES" to "why do houses even have windows like this? I dont want my neighbors to see me on my couch naked and look at my balls while I exercise" in like 3 seconds flat.
And now 5 minutes later it's "I need my own dad shortcut so I don't have to see my family at all. Ever."
*crack*
*SIIIIIP*
"Yep, Quake 2, now that's a real game!"
justin12399 BOOMER
I legitimately want a Wall Dad movie now.
Wall Dad is what Skyler meant by "Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family"
So neat to see how Jerma built his new Vegas home.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact he used to bring his ENTIRE PC setup into the bathroom with him?
Like, it wasn't even in the bathroom to begin with, he actually *brought it with him?*
it's convenient :)
Love it, Jerma is such a manchild, when he has more space in the living-room he gets another tv.
I wish this game had load-bearing wall mechanics.
i’d kill somebody to have jerma eternally trapped within the walls of my home
A small price to pay for this maniac to finally be locked away
A life for a life
"Don't buy a house" - Jerma 985
Adventures of Wall Dad
Red Dad Walldemption
@@weet294 ＋５
Jerma's house flipping videos are always the best. He just completely loses his mind and goes on about random shit.
Alternate title: This House Has Dads In It.
Jerma is an Alan Resnick character
@@quantumblauthor7300 best theory
@@metalgearhank its not a theory, it's an undisputable fact.
@@quantumblauthor7300 yea you right
Even in the game, jerma is like 3 feet tall.
He's been weirdly consistent about the whole bringing his desktop into the bathroom with him which I find funny.
I didn't watch the full stream but I really hope he left the "family" portion of the house as disgusting as when we bought it, so the family lives in absolute poverty but the dad inside lives in luxury.
Jermas dad is Adam sandler and he lived in the walls of jermas childhood home
Imagine explaining that to your s/o, "yea, no if you wanna have fun over at my house, we cant, ummm, we have no walls". "What?" "Yea, no, my dad when he renovated the place, he took down the walls..."
I went over to a girl's house once that was like this. They had curtains stapled to the roof beams separating the "rooms"
Man tries to build tiled garage, immediately loses sanity and abandons family
"For the love of god, Montresor!"
"Yes." I said, "For the love of god."
If Jerma had a son would he be called 2nd Jerma or 3rd Jerma? 🤔
2nd Otto
Jax
greg
2ndJerma the 2nd.
byeah #284
According to this stream Jerma's ideal house would be a literal shipping container
Wirh how he’s describing all the things the dad would do, this would either be a hilarious comedy or a horrific psychological thriller
This is unironically the funniest video I’ve ever seen. I was laughing constantly
Rap. Tap. Tap.
Dad in the wall.
Normal human beings:
Jerma: I want my own dad ruhm
Welcome to the D A D Z O N E
the dad comes with the house. normal guy moves in?
**CRASH**
_"Hey, sport!"_
Jerma's acclaimed Bong Joon-Ho House
This honestly is some of the funniest shit I've ever watched for some reason.
Local man, known as Jerma985, breaks into drug dealers house and remakes it, rambling about messing with his sons hair and his sons relationship.
Note to self: Never be Jermas son
TotaalinenChaaos It’s a curse.
Who wouldn't want a dad who is 10x shorter than you, always late, lives in the walls, and ruins expensive jokes
@@totaalinenchaos then he takes it a step further saying he invited Etalyx and uses the dang-ass Etalyx soundboard, then all you hear on the phone is his soundboard having a conversation with the Etalyx soundboard
I hope jermas hypothetical son in this scenario is the oil barrel from the long drive
"Im a multi-millionaire, cindy, it doesnt matter" -mr. green
"don't wanna wake anybody? no problem" *pulls out jackhammer*
says doesn't have money for a computer spends almost 800 dollars on monitors
8:26 The most awkward silence I’ve ever had to live through
I make semi-regular pilgrimages to this video, and it struck me as funny this time that it's just this house flipper, making theoretical and imaginary family dynamics and, as he continues the project, he goes more and more crazy, absolutely losing his mind in an empty house, making a dad fortress in which this theoretical father never has to interact with his family or just built this without his estranged family knowing. What a crazy man.
The house with matpat in its walls
The most terrifying nightmare of all.
Game theory why am I in the wall
WHO IS SAN'S SECRET IDENTITY?! *game theory music getting louder and quieter as he scuttles in the walls*
How are you here, six years in the past!
More proof jerma is the scout, he makes the dad a mystical character, as the scout has never seen his dad.
What do you mean he's never seen his dad? They're co-workers
He really likes this game.
breaking bad if walter white was exiled by his family and has to live in their walls to stay around them
He's gonna be a great father.
I love the fact he is doing all this in the breaking bad house
HES LITERALLY IN THE BREAKING BAD HOUSE
i love the fact that he did this in the fucking breaking bad house
I want a version of breaking bad where walt’s family lives in jerma’s version of their house
"Don't want to wake up anybody? No problem!"
*Ominously pulls out sledgehammer*
this is a really good idea. If the baby is cold just run the car for a bit.
this is the exact moment walter white became housenberg
dadburg
"he makes direct eye contact with my penis" has to be the worst thing ever said by a living being
Let’s be honest? It’s not even in the top 10 worst things Jerma has ever said
"I CREATE KNOWLEDGE" um so that's called lying
One of the funniest youtube videos I've seen in a while and it's about dad's stalking their family's by living in the walls... Amazing as always jerma!