jerma's screams sound like the actual recordings of car crash victims. i dont know how he would know what those sound like though that was before the plague hit.
This is the true example of ubisoft's uplifted motto: "quantity over quality" The map is big, but the map detail is equivalent to ps2 era level. The crew 1 I think looks better.
I'm driving to Houston from Los Angeles 1,615 miles, 24-27 hour drive tommarow morning. Its gonna suck lol. >aftermath So it actaully took 30 hours untill I got back to Houston and I didnt stop other than gasing up.
What's really great is I asked the ubisoft sales rep if my hometown was in the game or not at San Diego Comic Con 2014, and she kept repeating "It's the entire continental united states" in the free shit voice and kept implying it was 1:1 lolol
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If Jerma did this today it’d probably be a real 50-hour stream of him genuinely travelling from Nevada to Massachusetts.
Honestly I think he was hoping the road trip in-game would take way longer than it did
@@BananaPhoPhilly Definitely
i feel like that'll put the snipe in streamsniping
@@finnegan6464 yeah people suck man it'd be a terrible idea
And he would also be direct missile hit by a white Subaru
The three turkeys:
1. Cheetos
2. Chicken
3. Coffee
You get a like for a turkey named "Chicken".
Stop talking about coffee cheetos and chicken
coffeeeeee,,,, cheettooooosss,,, chickeeeeen...
@attacker CHEEEEEETOS
Scorpio CHICKEEEEENNNNN
But at least The Crew 2 got the geography part right, Chicago DOES take up half of Wisconsin, not to mention Las Vegas being in the middle of Wyoming.
As a resident of southern Wisconsin i can confirm this
@@sweenichd1388 Truly the FIB menace can't be stopped!
Also Seattle is just a short drive down a 2-lane road from Sacramento, and Oregon doesn't exist at all.
korbitr/CWINDOWSsystem32 as a California Native, I can confirm this is true.
lol k freak
Local streamer dies in car crash after driving with 40 cheeseburgers on his lap
12:15 When you are so immersed you think you're going to die
What is it that you kids say? Laughin' about it?
I think this is my absolute favorite moment of all time. Nothing makes me laugh harder.
Can confirm that's how it feels to be in a crash.
9:13 you can tell how long Jerma wanted to do this on stream. Too funny, great effort.
Psycho controlling streamer plans all his jokes YEARS ahead of time
Is that implying he does this regularly
@@Zoochiini You literally have hundreds of comments like this lmfao. I feel like you probably speak like this irl.
@@drinkoftea4047 nope. only on jerma vids
@@drinkoftea4047 It's a Jerma meme, like a news headline he showed up in because he's COMPLETELY ZONKED.
the announcer sounds frighteningly like Jerma doing a bit.
LMAO I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
That's just the kind of guy Burger Barn has been hiring since they went downhill, 12 years ago after they got rid of the supersize menu.
FREE SHIT
He was just talking to himself.
@@superjchamma why tf did they make it so obnoxious
fun fact: jerma won 3 piston cups back in 1993, hes a legendary racer who has passion and speed.
He did _what_ in his cup
HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP?
Got a single fact to back that up?
@@alexgertsog105 it was on the news
In 1993
#whoosh pixarcars.fandom.com/wiki/Piston_Cup
13:48 Just casually ignores the person sledding down the mountain in a boat.
It’s been 2 years, and this is the first time I noticed the boat.
I love how he got into a real car crash in 12:15
I had my phone close to my ear bc it was pretty loud where I was and now I may never hear again
I'd ask why Jerma put that much effort into the Burger Barn joke, but I think I'm afraid to know the answer.
2:26 leave it to Jerma to soft lock himself in the most unimaginable way possible
Jerma car crash stream (BRUTAL)(HE ACTUALLY DIES)
[SHE SHITS HER PANTS]
[HE KILLS FOUR PEOPLE]
[GETS ARRESTED FOR VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER]
ok shounic
lost media NSFL
when's he gonna turn his cam on mid stream and he's in a car , full 2 thousand dollar clown makeup
He already did. Granted not 2 thousand dollars worth of it though.
A Scary Picture That's the joke!
A clown car stream would be good
What is this, a currency thing
Wait, we can't stop here, this is byeah country!
Hot damn! I never rode in a giant rat before!
casiopea
when you get locked into a funny voice collection, the tendency is to push if as far as you can
casiopea
Casiopea
2:04 Perfect timing with that sub alert
12:30 One of the others made their car laugh at Jerma's hotdog joke, it's pretty good.
Number of Gay Baby Jails this video: 1
2:28
Dad's power extends even to this realm
piplup guy rejoice
Is Simpleflips wall dad? Have we figured out the true identity?
no, thatd imply dad would be home, and if we know simpleflips, dad will never be home
i like how jermas confused as to why the racing game map is like a racing game
1:24 "Wrong Way"
Oh that's rich coming from a game that thinks the Blue Ridge mountains end in Boston, Massachusetts.
Also Boston is a high voltage powerline and a farm.
I find Jerma very calming to watch and was watching this in bed, the scream at 12:10 woke me up in pain
Idk if thats better or worse than the guy tha twas trying to fall asleep to his mon bazou stream and got jolted back awake by him shouting BLOWJOB?!
I hope u go blind
I really love how Jerma prepares jokes before the stream like recording sounds and stuff
He's a mixture of an improv God and a comedic genius
I imagine this is exactly how his real trip went. Upon seeing Vegas, Jerma guns it off the road, through the desert in sheer excitement.
8:50 When you realize you are living in The Truman Show
17:30 potion seller
I want holy mackeral to have a nice xmas
Agreed. This comment deserves more likes.
💕
i hope u also have a nice crisscrossmas
@@blackjackcorp wow thank you you too!
@@StalkerTheEnglishDragon NOOOO
The Courier Six returns to New Vegas
Also on an unrelated note 12:17
I was looking for this comment XD
That should be a hitsound
sounds like he hit a fucking dog on the road
jerma's screams sound like the actual recordings of car crash victims.
i dont know how he would know what those sound like though
that was before the plague hit.
This comment has aged poorly
Ryan Bakerman indeed
@@RB13199 actually I think it's a reference to a joke jerma made
feels so real, you'll think you'll really die
That last line.... _i felt that_
12:12 I had to watch this part over again like 7 times until I stopped laughing
Corvette jumpscare
@@corol2998 white corvette jumpscare
3:50 that perfect timing btw
A road trip with Jerma!? Seems fitting that he'd do it in an Audi TT. He could probably fit twelve people in there no sweat.
The TT stands for Tiny Twitcher
Was surprised this wasn't a Desert Bus stream.
Same
some swedish guy did that
Joel Johansson his name is
13:36
the sub noise syncs perfectly with the text
i love how he managed to get himself stuck inside the one building in the entire area...
Ah, the Audi TT. The perfect compact sports car for the perfect compact sports streamer.
I like how jerma says the birds are representing a new part of his life but they’re vultures which symbolize death
man tries to drive to Las Vegas whilst being constantly bombarded with heavy-handed racing event invitations
"Why is this Pangaea?", he says, while gesturing to a perfectly ordinary rendering of the Mississippi Basin
I come back to this one so often
Underrated stream
Can't wait to see Jerma at my local Wal-Mart whenever he gets to Las Vegas, btw Circus Circus is super run down and gross lmao
Lol I went to Vegas last year and Circus Circus is definitely ghetto
How bad i it?
It's a lower end casino, but it's alright, I would compare it to Slots-a-fun
"There are no mountains in Massachusetts" six mountain ranges run through the state Jeremy!
12:16 "There have been 27 fatal traffic accidents this year from looking at twitch chat while driving: Don't just be another statistic."
16:38 Jerma Mr. Magoo's people trying to ram him
7:46 is hilarious
Indeed it is
12:17
12:12 Ryuji Sakamoto rambles to Jerma seconds before Jerma's unfortunate demise
I didn't know The Legend of Zelda stole the triforce from Jerma's life.
What's most remarkable is that Jeremy was an infant when the first game was released. Clearly, a child of destiny.
The voice morph I'm dying here
"So you guys got rid of the super size menu? Why?
....Yes. XD XD
I love going on road trips to vegas and watching all the turkeys fly overhead, although they look kinda wierd
14:29 i have no idea why this is so funny
i was scrolling so far to find someone who said this, the comedic timing is amazing
2:26 WHAT A GAMER MOMENT!
This is the true example of ubisoft's uplifted motto: "quantity over quality"
The map is big, but the map detail is equivalent to ps2 era level. The crew 1 I think looks better.
This stream had so much great hilarious moments that make it into this video. I recommend watching the whole stream
5:14 Perfect landing!
12:17
... *Finally. I can watch Jerma suffer and cry in pain*
I'm driving to Houston from Los Angeles 1,615 miles, 24-27 hour drive tommarow morning. Its gonna suck lol.
>aftermath
So it actaully took 30 hours untill I got back to Houston and I didnt stop other than gasing up.
*laughs in truck driver*
Did you rotate drivers, or did one person drive for 30 hours straight without sleeping?
@@firstnamelastname-oy7es It was just my lonesome self and yes, there was no stopping until I needed gas or to use the restroom. :)
Holy fuxk
@@GirmGent dam... congratulations
"I can't believe I have a friend!" *T-bones new friend*
I love how he got so many awards for taking a picture of a moose
“is this the wrong road” as he goes into oncoming traffic
12:15 this is probably my favorite jerma clip
After seeing this, Jerma should totally do this again but in Flight Simulator so it all happens completely in realtime.
The Large Marge opening always makes me laugh. I don't know why, but thank you.
Like how 12 mins is just jerma going in a circle
one of the few streams i actually ended up catching as an eu pleb
Nice another vid thanks for your work editing HolyMackeral
Get that pic of jermas eyes and make it a real windshield cover
7:19 compact man flatulates during 50 hour roadtrip
12:10 Leave it to Jerma to get jumpscared in a racing game
Incredible, it's just like in Fallout!
i gotta say i think you've oversold circus circus and fremont street
2:55 why is this guy doing the Nvidia Greg voice
Epic cecil taylor profile pic GAMER
Who the fuck is Nvidia Greg?
@@immortalsun watch Jerma's Fistful of Frags videos
He did a Razer Deathadder joke ad
Nice its his clown car video we been waiting for
I watched this stream when it happened and that gives me a weird sense of pride
13:42 that boat killed me
7:40 is underrated
16:49 that truck wanted to fight
Can confirm, that is Boston.
that part with the burger barn had me laughing so hard
2:25 *Like a glove*
MAKE SURE AND TELL EM, LARGE MARGE SENT YA
wow this was a great roadtrip cant wait for the next one!
You came for this 3:51 and Tim Allens Grunt🤣
I like to think this is actually how he drives
i've been to circus circus and i can confirm there is a giant clown
THAT'S LIKE 4 HOURS OF WORK FOR ME
"theres no mountains in Massachusetts." yes there is- one of the most recognizable is Mt Tom
The cuts where he's added a joke or doing some dumb shit
I love this video so much
I live in vegas. They got some of the buildings right. But other than that it looks nothing like that.
What's really great is I asked the ubisoft sales rep if my hometown was in the game or not at San Diego Comic Con 2014, and she kept repeating "It's the entire continental united states" in the free shit voice and kept implying it was 1:1 lolol
12:15 probably my favorite jerma clip ever
What about The Three Turkeys
12:07 This clip literally lives rent free in my head
i really love the intros to these videos :D large marge
why??
why is america like 2km wide??
why is my house made of chicago??
who thought this game was a good idea??
Honestly, The Crew 1 was a game concept I dreamt of since I was a little kid...
Turns out putting a 1:1 scale map of the entire Continental USA in a game is fucking impossible
The answer is Ubisoft.
@@McStebb mate some wankers from Atari put 2 whole fuckin islands in a racing game where you can get rich not by racing cars, buy by gambling
@Sad Trophy Wife dirt
2:30 shoutouts to simpleflips
14:24 made me cackle
"why is this pangea? what's going on here?" that's the Mississippi river, Jeremy.
Damn I only lived two hours from jerma now he’s across the country :(
“Why?”
*Y E S*
*GO GO GADGET SPEEDBOAT*
*To the town of Auga Fria rode a stranger one fine day...*
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
@@the5ixthcourier737 no one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among 'em had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip