The Great Family Guy House Flip
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Sardines are small, silvery, elongated fishes with a single short dorsal fin, no lateral line, and no scales on the head. They range in length from about 15 to 30 cm (6 to 12 inches) and live in dense schools, migrating along the coast and feeding on plankton, of which they consume vast quantities.
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the most hilarious part of this video is when he gave a genuine fish fact and everyone just instantly doubted him
Bio magnification
I mean I would have doubted him too if they hadn't actually taught that in science when I was a literal child lol
Jerma making huge stacks of bricks just to get rid of one floating brick and have the giant stack be a problem seems very fitting for him
Cried laughing while editing that part
vinnysuperg123 you edited this? You are doing gods work my friend, love the uploads on the channel.
Craftsmanship that transcends the human condition.
Deadly SP indeed
Game sucks
"How can Jerma spend 9 hours on this one house?"
*Jerma builds the Tower of Babel to fight God and play minigolf.*
"oh."
I'm presenting you with the underrated comment award. Have a lovely day.
This new SMT game is weird
God destroyed the Tower of Babel because Jerma got stuck at the top and glitched out the planet
you can fire your golf balls from the tower of babel
but you can never
flip
house
And then has to build 5 more towers of Babel to take down the first one
I love that Jerma sets out to be serious and one guy says "Do a joke" and everything is just downhill from there.
He was looking for an excuse.
Oh hello Fernando
The stair bit took up basically a whole hour on the stream btw
I really want to watch the full streams but I just can't bring myself to watch something like this for 9 hours.
@@swaggerdagger8976 sounds like you don't really wanna watch it then
@@deathboyinc I do and I don't
@@swaggerdagger8976 you don't
@@kimgkomg Sure
i was the OneGuy that temporarily convinced him to leave a single slab in midair and derailed the stream. everyone gets their oneguy moment and im satisfied with mine.
you're a MONSTER
That was a nice story!
U should be so proud of that! Thank u
No that was me
@@gavryy2549 actually it was my buddy eric
Hey Lois, remember that time I (wacky random event) (celebrity)
Hey Lois, remember the time I meet that midget that streams games ehehehehehe
i'm stealing this, thank you
@@kekula69 You're stealing Jerma's foreskin?
"Oh man, this is worse than that time a 4 foot tall clone of Willem Dafoe installed toilets in the dining room"
Ohh petaaaa, remember when (family member)(action)(random event)!!!
Local streamer goes psycho while eating sardines and builds LITERAL stairway to Heaven
Sardines: the ultimate source of power.
Recommened by 9 out of 10 vampiric demon tyrants and Bostonian clown gardeners worldwide.
@@asimplekoala6687 Warning, exploding penguins sold separately.
Don't forget he tried to BEHEAD a MOLE
Thank you for your efforts editors.
This
Is
The End
Of
The
That twitch doctor bit was so fucking good, really all of his house flipping streams were gold
they're all fantastic, it just goes to show how jerma can make something as sterile and calm as interior decorating funny
chat always goes fucking apeshit during them though and hates them, i don't know why
@@Umberman Guessing twitch chat just wants instant gratification and stuff, sure I can see how actually watching the streams can take time but because it's Jerma, it'd be really entertaining real time. Twitch chat lack an attention span most likely.
@@johanrowe4364 this specific stream was really fun to watch. In some of the other house flippers, sometimes a half hour or an hour would go by with almost nothing happening. This one was really good.
I just love the image of someone watching this if it were real. The realtor just making GIANT STONE STAIRCASE AND PILLARS all to get one floating stone above the house.
Just tuned into a Jerma985 stream and he built a staircase up to the sky then fell off and spent two hours building more staircases to get rid of the staircase and then falling off. Great entertainer he is.
Jerma is strange. He seems like the kind of person that shouldn't have ended up being a streamer, but at the same time it is that quality of being different that makes him perfect for the role.
i think he'd go places with his humor even if the internet didn't exist
@@3three3three3three It would just be The Joker movie IRL
@@grunkleg.2934 Dark Knight, or 2019 Joker?
@@farkbett699 Dark Knight now that I think about it more
@@3three3three3three and he would do a show like the Limmy's Show
I like how chat convinced Jerma that this was TOTALLY the Family Guy house even from inside. Especially considering the fact that having a door, a kitchen and stairs isn't anything spectacular
Thank u editors love u and love jerma too and love the viewers too
c:
And love your mom too
And your dad!
He HATES them!
the stairway was the most stressful jerma moment i have ever experienced
The pizza oven with a mini golf course in its walls.
Local Streamer FORCE FEEDS Nursing Home with Sardines for a WHOLE MONTH in the hopes of cutting expenses.
You've reached true enlightenment when you build Minecraft towers in house flipper
Stewie size streamer tries to live in family guy through the digital world.
let's start referring to jerma as "unreasonably elongated head streamer"
Oh Jeez, Louis. This is worse than that time I was a 4'7" Twitch Streamer
Shut up Jeg
"My clown meter went to a 1000"
-Jeremia Elbelrtson
As hated as it is I’m surprised he didn’t do the “beter” joke
whats that
Yeah what's that
@@Leo-zn5wf Exactly what it says on the cover. He says "beter" while doing a Patrick Warburton impression.
I read it as “better” joke
@@waffleless It's like saying "Peter" but you turn the "P" upside down so it's a "b", but you still pronounce it the same way.
Streamer falls off of giant tower of bricks after claiming that eating anchovies gave him the power of flight.
i can't wait for the inevitable IRL house flipping stream. hopefully he won't burn it down
Whenever Jerma sees a house irl or in-game their is a 90% chance that he will bring up property value.
I am incredibly disappointed my “receding grassline LMAO” joke didn’t make the cut. Consider this a formal notice that I have alerted the clown authorities.
megalomaniac one guy monkaS
more like "receding humor"
@@DarkOmegaMK2 haha
get it? like, EE er
Damn now some guy has to go through the trouble of recreating a family guy episode start to finish using just green screen jerma but a good episode we all now what I mean by that
this is worse than that time i died to pinwheel
@@SosTroin omg I can hear Peter say it what is wrong with me
14:47 Rare Tier jerma voice
Jerma: "My stomach is hurting, you're touching my neck."
Doctor: "Oh sorry, I was looking at chat."
6:13 missed opportunity
"Hey bob, what're ya doing now"
"Like I said, Ted... I'm gonna meet god" *deletes final concrete slab*
Crap joke
@@NUFCOfficial yeah I've come up with a better one since: Greg Allen
@@bennyboyblack689 Why?
6:32 Jerma's "problem solving" cognitive skills in action.
Amazing that instead of restarting the level he chooses to create and destroy this elaborate stair tower just to delete more stairs
my favorite part is that he could have just minecraft towered up to the first staircase and used those to reach the single brick which would have taken less time
Hey lois, I'm a jerma fan ehhehe
Ey Lois, remember that time I got famous twitch streamer jerma985 to eat a shoe on stream?
crazy, sadistic, part-time-streamer gardening teacher forces old, senile lady to eat sardines and die of an anaphylactic shock afterwards.
Oh I remember this. This was the one where he trapped his very large brain inside of "Relativity" by M.C Escher for about half an hour.
Local Streamer suffers under Multiple-Personality Disorder, forces everyone to eat Sardines.
Local Napoleonic Streamer ASSAULTS elderly gardeners with non-predatory fish
Where does the "local-streamer" thing come from? I see that on all of Jorma's videoes.
@@CarpetHater it's because he is streaming on Twitch, these videos are just compilations of his streams
CarpetHater “Local ___” is just a general meme format. Jerma is a streamer so that’s how we fill in that blank
@@TheSchmandarinOrange Jerma's channel is basically the only place I see it though.
great thumbnail boys
Jokes aside, who else thinks its rly wholesome that Jerma just wanted to make a garden bc hes never had one before.
Wholesome? That's depressing as hell man
14:42 “Miiike Wazoowski...”
Also, “Misery, misery, misery, that’s what you’ve chosen.”
14:35 This is legit one of the funniest voices Jerma has ever done.
jerma accidentally creating his own puzzle game just to get rid of his stairway to heaven is the most jerma thing ever
3:39 I cannot believe he just relayed a fact about seafood nutrition without messing it up horribly,
This is the same man that INSISTED to MLC Stealth that corn grows on trees.
Local compact adult gets mercury poisoning from sardines while building mini golf course, and attempts to build a tower to fight God.
It seems today
That all you see
Is giant rats in movies
and shpees on tv
Boston man buys house strictly off the fact it resembles his favorite New England based cartoon
Deluded Streamer claims sardines have made him a demigod
Compact streamer abuses the elderly proceeds to violate every known OSHA regulation in existence
5:38
"Lets build a staircase up into our neighbors yard"
5:44
Well that escalated quickly...
“Build a mini golf house” Jerma: “what a stupid house” the next 9 hours...
Sales person: Our Property at here at the corner of Remuneration road and Recrimination street. It's got two bathrooms, full bar, and gym. The available front yard and sides have been treated for all pets so the fleas, ticks, and other critters wont bother them. In the back we have a staircase reaching into the abyss that has a floating block from purgatory.
Sometimes I forget that Jerma is just good at everything. Architecture, beatboxing, being funny, being a substitute teacher who makes alien noises to quiet his class, strange noises in general, etc etc.
5:45 "I can see my base from up 'ere! Hi ma!"
epic sardine definition in the description, thank u vinnysuperg
:)
Great job Vinnny!
KermyPls
thank you jack, vinnysuperg, and mackerel for an entire month of daily jerma streams :,)
This House Has Peter In It
"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?"
Thanks Vinny for editing this, I was literally waiting for this to be mini-cut for such a long time
14:39
imperfect cell criticizes lawn design
or zorak from space ghost coast to coast
Small man makes tower of Bable and realized his mistake
So far this has been like that time homer went to hell but with jerma videos instead of donuts.
"So what skills would you say you possess that would make you a valuable asset to our comp-"
Jerma: 14:15
Man of _x_ voices.
If the man is Jerma, what is the value of _x_ ?
Answer:
_x_ = 4
if x = 1 then y = old
if x = 2 then y = New Englander
if x = 3 then y = Otto
if x = 4 then y = a stream of unintelligible squeals and robot noises
@@Neotenico wheres little kid
NeoTenic what about his Tuber voice?
“If the man is Jerma, what is the value of x?”
X = Jerma
@@frostwolf2423 We all know X >> 4 but I was just trying to make it fit the comment above lol
doing renovation on my bathroom currently and honestly these streams help me with this shit in like a moral support sense. like if jerma can remodel an entire house and have fun then i can enjoy myself while retiling the floor
He really did create a god damn MC Escher painting trying to fix his mistakes
That bathroom window at the penile level situation that you were talking about just happened to me last week lol. My roommate's parents just got a new house and needed help with some stuff and ended up having a bonfire afterward. I had to use the bathroom and low and behold, at around 10 at night when it was really dark out and easy to see in the bathroom, I realized the window was at the penile level and that the window was directly behind where everyone was sitting around the fire.
The horror in jermas voice when he realizes that the house is he family guy house
Imagine looking into your neighbor’s yard and seeing him standing on an incredibly tall staircase or bricks as he tries to build his way to other brick pillars scattered throughout his yard
Hey Louis remember when I replaced every chair at our dining table with a toilet?
The fact that he built a super tall staircase in a videogame and his immediate improv justification for it is that he wants to *_yell at God_* is terrifying
19:17 for the Jermawards nominee
christ I NEED more of Jerma doing Frieza impressions
Sometimes when I watch jerma “experiences” new things like having the freedom of his own garden, I think back to the Jerma Vrchat experience where kiwi asks if he’s having a fun time like he’s a lil kid and god it’s so wholesome.
14:41 is my favorite Jerma voice ever. A shame I don't think he's done it since.
I love how Jerma turned a house flipping game into a puzzle based platformer
let it be known that jerma is one of the best improv beatboxers of all time
i like how he says sardines have less mercury, but mercury is incredibly poisonous to eat, so he implies eating predatory fish leads to memory loss and kidney failure
The family guy ending theme should play at the end of every jerma stream
Thanks for condensing a 9 hour stream for our viewing pleasure editors
Ah yes, jerma's greatest enemy, Concrete paving slabs stair.
I still can’t believe all these years later, Jerma would return to this very house and force several streamers people to relive his delusions by forcing them to do their own remodels for their lives LIVE ON TWITCH. What a GREAT STREAMER!
Do you eat pearls in real life?
@@ThisMansNameIsKirbythey eat sardines
Honestly nothing makes me lose track of time easier than Jerma House Flipper streams
senior citizen eats contaminated sardines from the trash chute of a laboratory and evolves into a higher being
Imagine being in the real stream, watching this madness and not wanting to end itself
"Are you having an episode?" His whole life is an episode
That twitch doctor bit is literal gold.
DEMONITIZEDDDDD USED 10 SECONDS OF FAMILY GUY MUSIC EEE OOOOOOGH
Is that why there's 600 ads on this video?
You weren't kidding Jesus Christ. I was expecting like, a music bit or something but no. 3 seconds of music over the credits.
Gotta say I really appreciate the daily uploads of older highlights to give me my Jerma fill with him on hiatus for the time.
Man who's never had a garden slurges on his first one. Adorable.
He turned this into a completely different type of game
"I cant beleive he played for 9 hours... " I tottally understand
"Can you at least get rid of these fuckin bricks?" Foreshadowing
Jerma sounding genuinely proud of his gardens
local streamer continues to show that he is indeed a man of few voices
Thank you for uploading more content to this channel - I work alot and don't have alot of time to watch streams these days.
Mad props to the editor who sat here for 9 hours and looked for the funniest bits.
each video is better and better. love it.
You editors are something else. Keep up the good work guys
14:37
While I think he was going for the "Do the roar" kid from Shrek here, I can't help but shake off that he just ends up sounding like the bat from The Great Mouse Detective.
Jerma deleting the staircases by making more staircases is essentially the modern-age Sisyphus
jerma making the stack of bricks over and over to remove the other bricks was like reading the story of the lady eating the fly