@@onesecondsniff5840 they kept picking up coffee, and his adhd riddled neurons associated other words with c’s. jerma jokes don’t ever make sense, they just always make us laugh
18:36 jumpscared my bird that was sitting on my shoulder. Thanks Jeremy. Not only did you kill all those people in that meat grinder but you scared a little innocent bird too
I love all the instances where he does something that no one would clip then says "Don't clip that" and does a goofy action. which results in it getting clipped way more than it would of.
10:05 after being holed up in the dingy Vegas hotel for a week, methamphetamine psychosis has taken full effect. Unable to distinguish his imagination from reality, Jeremy assaults a cleaning lady
The black tourmaline thing is so funny, like he didn’t even have to make it a big deal. I’m 95% sure most people wouldn’t have assumed or cared it was crystals if they saw the bracelet, but he was so scared
I think it's because he isn't saying "drip" correctly in the clip. (I'll be using the IPA) what it sounds like to my ear is [dɹɪp̚ ] instead of the usual pronunciation of [d͡ʒɹɪp̚ ] and that makes the confusion on whether he says "drip" or "grip"; [d] sounds closer to [g] than [d͡ʒ].
@@kelfo4997 they are pointing out that in many dialects, the pronunciation of drip actually sounds more like jrip (a lot of "dr" words sound like "jr" actually - dream is another good example). however jerma said it with an actual "d" sound, which sounds closer to a "g" than the expected "j" would have
He has his headset on and he probably meant to talk to his webcam. The only thing you can see in VR is the play area so he knew one of the 4 walls was his camera but he guessed wrong
when he said grindr date at first it didn't register and I thought he was talking about a meat grinder as in like a date where he just chops someone up in a meat grinder because that's something he would do
The very first clip is LITERALLY me, im 4 months on testosterone and had the most humilating voice crack the other day while i was trying to sing along to something 😭
0:34 currently DYING at the fact that this 39 year old man was scrolling reddit on his iPad in the bathroom. I’m fucking crying oml😭 He couldn’t even hise it well😭
I've seen so many edited jerma photos thatI thought I wouldn't laugh at them - but I just walked into my room with this thumbnail on my screen and I bust out laughing.
18:34 at first I was like "oh he played dark souls then it switched to a video of Mario kart" and then I rewatched it and I'm wondering what the fuck this is
What you do is you have these things called muscles, and there's some in your face. And as you grow up the muscles in your face become easier to move. So what he's done is he's mastered the art of moving muscles in his face. Hope this helps! Teeheheheheheee
Jerma is such a unique guy. I know I am supposed to play into the bit by calling him a serial killer or something but I just feel like I got to acknowledge how funny this man is.
1:00 jerma was playing a weird niche psudo poker/casino game Pinetar and everyone thought he was a google apps solitare playing boomer, now balatro with essentially the same concept is the biggest game ever
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This guy taking the last cosmic brownie and putting the box back in the pantry is a surer sign of his villainy than the meat grinder incident.
And it was Charlie's! The best know actor in the universe! What a PSYCHO Jerma is.
this isn't even as bad as the ice cream snickers incident
I still can't believe he actually put one of his fans in a meat grinder. Someone needs to get this sick freak off the streets and into a prison cell.
18:47
its a completely normal thing to do.
when he eats the radish it sounds like my dog eating dinner
tell ur dog i love them
I misread this as says instead of eats
When he eats the radish it sounds like me eating my dog food
when in doubt, RADISH IT OUT !!!
When he eats the radish, it sounds like my dog eating my din- eh EH HEY HEY DOWN DOWN *jumps out chair*
how have I never seen the origin of the "coffee, cheetos, chicken", I'm dying
i still don’t understand where it came from 😭😭 like why did he just start saying it
@@onesecondsniff5840 they kept picking up coffee, and his adhd riddled neurons associated other words with c’s. jerma jokes don’t ever make sense, they just always make us laugh
fake jerma fan spotted
@@hem9483gatekeeper andy
the video where it came from got unlisted
i like how he says "black tourmaline" as though hes on the verge of tears
Chat said NOTHING and he's fighting to his life to justify it
@@aliencafe welcome
Thumbnail is when you look at your reflection in a dream
its true i do dream of being a white man
@@munchycrunchybread OK uncle ruckus
@@JacobKinsleyLMFAOO
18:36 jumpscared my bird that was sitting on my shoulder. Thanks Jeremy. Not only did you kill all those people in that meat grinder but you scared a little innocent bird too
Is the bird OK?
@@demonicloaf2100 Yes they're fine! He also reacts the same way at the sound of biting into carrots lol. He's a weird little dude.
he really was freddy fazbear
he ate a bird once
@@SymbiontUVPlays yeah right out of a bird house SMH
what a freak, i love him
"he's just like me!!!"
4:42
having the vinny POV with the jerma cam is the definitive viewing experience
I wish they would make it a section of their streams.
"VINNY! VINNY! LISTEN, THEY-"
2:34 I love how this one comment made him insecure enough to drop the bit entirely
14:46 when i first saw the “why are you talking to the vending machine” clip I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED CRYING LMAOOOOOOOO
the way everyone went quiet and just looked at him as he turned around
“I think my iPad might be in the bathroom”
I think my ipad might be in the {bathroom}
He has that thin greasy Film of shit particles on his screen
he's such an ipad kid
You can't close r{eddit?}
I THINK MY IPAD MIGHT BE IN THE [[Bathroom]]
6:16 the alien i captured in my basement learning human language after i left the tv on for too long
Money.
Ball
Dream
I love all the instances where he does something that no one would clip then says "Don't clip that" and does a goofy action. which results in it getting clipped way more than it would of.
would've^
@@ib7566 No, I meant "would of".
would have*
@@hecticscone Nope, I typed "would of"
@@Dunch0717 oh that's why i corrected you, the correct way to say that is "would have" :)
10:05 after being holed up in the dingy Vegas hotel for a week, methamphetamine psychosis has taken full effect. Unable to distinguish his imagination from reality, Jeremy assaults a cleaning lady
fear and loathing moment
Fucking garlic, dude
7:38 is so absurd I love it and Jerma's reaction
What is that clip from??
@@lydia3832very late response lmao but it’s the “Who Will Replace Me?” stream
@@radiancewithjasmin THANK UUUU
The black tourmaline thing is so funny, like he didn’t even have to make it a big deal. I’m 95% sure most people wouldn’t have assumed or cared it was crystals if they saw the bracelet, but he was so scared
10:04 this is the best jerma moment in this video I swear 😂
Everything about it gets me- the way he scrambles to close a door and him just punching a guy through a gap, hooooly shit 🤣
What stream/ game is that from?
@@venurianand the fact that it was an old granny
@@mellokhai
The game is hotel rnr
@@mellokhaiupdate: it’s from his jerma streams - vr games (part 13) collection
the way he is just cowering and barely in frame at 4:45 there are tears in my eyes
I love how you can see him stagger back when Vinny kills him the among us clips are amazing
5:12 i felt so bad at this moment he just wanted to where his cute braclet 😢
The catdog guy from 7:57 got my dog barking so he’s legit
18:38 this is the best thing ever
Reihng
What are you gonna say now?
At 10:24 you can hear him say both “drip” and “grip”, depending on what you’re listening for.
It’s like yanny and laurel all over again
I think it's because he isn't saying "drip" correctly in the clip. (I'll be using the IPA) what it sounds like to my ear is [dɹɪp̚ ] instead of the usual pronunciation of [d͡ʒɹɪp̚ ] and that makes the confusion on whether he says "drip" or "grip"; [d] sounds closer to [g] than [d͡ʒ].
@@dizzydaisy909what
@@dizzydaisy909 yap
@@kelfo4997 they are pointing out that in many dialects, the pronunciation of drip actually sounds more like jrip (a lot of "dr" words sound like "jr" actually - dream is another good example). however jerma said it with an actual "d" sound, which sounds closer to a "g" than the expected "j" would have
14:55 WHY DID HE TALK TO THE VVENDING MACHINE
He has his headset on and he probably meant to talk to his webcam. The only thing you can see in VR is the play area so he knew one of the 4 walls was his camera but he guessed wrong
“Coffee Cheetos chicken” the way he says chicken kills mee😂
Coffee ✅
Cheetos ✅
Chickeen✅
what a curious anomaly
Anomalous Andy
Freudian Grip
0:35 best bit. At least I think it's a bit. He didn't mute in time TWICE
thank you for including the vegetti grindr date
this was my first time hearing that bit and my first thought truly was "why is he describing a grindr hookup"
I like to set up dates on Grindr and never show up and I laugh thinking about them at the coffee shop alone this is what they deserve
@@calebgigachad6705 sure you do
@@JacobKinsley you're right I don't but I might start just because you said that. Sounds pretty funny thinking about them crying
@@calebgigachad6705Get off your phone and go outside
13:17 “I DONT SMOKE A CRACK!!!!”
2:32 i love how the bit immediately ends when someone makes an accurate (insulting) assertion about his voice
That first clip, his voice cracks an entire OCTAVE
18:37 most impressive spring-like noise ive ever heard.
21:00 wearing backpack and baseball cap to vegetti social event.
8:25 NEW VOCAL STIM UNLOCKED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COFFEE CHEEZITS CHICKEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
COFFEE CHEETOS CHICKEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Another vocal stim unlocked: 13:14
CAWFFEEEEE CHEETOOOS CHICKEEENN ‼️👍‼️‼️‼️‼️
Time to say this at church until I get kicked out
When Jerma said he didn't like Swedish Fish I broke into a fit of rage and had a psychotic episode
Average jerma viewer moment lmaooo
when jerma i broke into a fit of rage and had a psychotic episode
@@maki-ck7kvwhen I broke into a fit of rage and had a psychotic episode
When broke into a fit of rage and had a psychotic episode
when i broke
18:38 my coworker and i quote this nearly every shift
I need that in life when I get a job
Freddy fazbear
@@whoopnews7915*raeing*
@@whoopnews7915reihgn
6:39 dear christ he turns into Bilbo when he lurches out for the One Ring(to rule them all)
7:41 him trying not to break character 😂
the beads on his wrist
it compliments his feminine nature i love it
Mad Marge Simpson energy
He's got his wrist tied up in beaAAAADSss
bees?
@@genderender ds
the coffee cheetos chicken stim is one of my favorites of his
when he said grindr date at first it didn't register and I thought he was talking about a meat grinder as in like a date where he just chops someone up in a meat grinder because that's something he would do
"She got her hair tied up in brai⚰"
The very first clip is LITERALLY me, im 4 months on testosterone and had the most humilating voice crack the other day while i was trying to sing along to something 😭
15:00 always gets me 🤣
"why are you talking to the vending machine?"
Finally. Another Jerma comp for my playlist
God bless
You absolute Jermaniac.
0:34 currently DYING at the fact that this 39 year old man was scrolling reddit on his iPad in the bathroom. I’m fucking crying oml😭 He couldn’t even hise it well😭
Love the way you edited that intro! Can always appreciate those little details
0:24 ai malfunction
jerma putting the microphone up to his ear actually made me audibly wheeze
Jerma's chat convinced Jerma that Jerma's voice doesn't sound like Jerma's voice, you can't make this up bruh😂😂😂
5:25 Super Macho Man when you dodge a punch:
I've seen so many edited jerma photos thatI thought I wouldn't laugh at them - but I just walked into my room with this thumbnail on my screen and I bust out laughing.
18:34 at first I was like "oh he played dark souls then it switched to a video of Mario kart" and then I rewatched it and I'm wondering what the fuck this is
6:16 he has the biggest wettest eyeballs
jerma's a soggy cat with yaoi face
Jerma Fans using the most normal words to describe his face
I mean, those are indeed words you wrote. But they have no meaning.
Are you invected with the speach virus?
Dude I love yaoi!!!
Kylo in the drive thru is so good
7:35 why does ster look like he’s at higher brightness than the other three
He has a quest
Coffee, cheetos, chicken!
I lost it at buttery voice 💀
Catdog guy really had Jerma’s number
i lost it at the coffee Cheetos chicken bit, that is so funny
6:25 This mans jawline is so pristinely sharp that I'm convinced he was a Greek Chisel that moulded famous statues in his past life.
i love when he says something insane and the chat explodes with :O WHAT
6:04 "what the fuck is HE doing"
The 985th clone is just the scariest one but there's a lot
6:18 how tf does he change his face like that… I mean I should be used to it by now but why is it still so unsettling to see him morph 😭
especially 6:46 … he’s scary
What you do is you have these things called muscles, and there's some in your face. And as you grow up the muscles in your face become easier to move. So what he's done is he's mastered the art of moving muscles in his face. Hope this helps! Teeheheheheheee
oh my god!! wow thank you for the amazing explanation! I didn't know i could do that too😰 @@JacobKinsley
@@luv2lnyIMPRESS your FRIENDS and RELATIVES with this ONE SIMPLE TRICK!!
@@luv2lnyskinwalker behaviour
Freudian grip
coffee cheetos chicken = instant like
"maybe hes just here for fun" he was not there for fun
This thumbnail is what retirement jerma looks like without gigachad filter
Jerma clips that perforate my mind.
Jerma Infiltrates, Dissipates, Disintegrates, Sublimates, Extricates, Agglomerates and decants my brain. It hurts. Please someone help me
3:04 Bugleberry ASMR
Why was the Green Day impression so good 😭
i keep a diary where i write down titles for videos like this. here's one from last night's entry: "jerma clips that reverse my T blockers"
Kinda accurate, some jerma clips make me feel like I’ve been off my e for a week
the intro had no business going THAT hard!!
When is Jerma gonna bring back the "coffee, cheetos, chicken" bit?;
Never. He said he hates it now :(
@@spaciousdawgg Don't worry, future him will do it again and when we all are surprised he will gaslight us into thinking he always found it funny.
When he played the sequel with Ster they did it a bit
19:44 Billie Jeremy Elbertstrong
THIS COMMENT WAS FACT CHECKED BY AMERICAN PATRIOTS:
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Amazing, great selection of clips thanks
WHY DOES HE SAT "COFFEE CHWETOS CHICKEN" SO MANY TIMES IM CEYIG WHAT
I read the title as "Jerma Clips That Penetrate My Mind"
Jerma is such a unique guy. I know I am supposed to play into the bit by calling him a serial killer or something but I just feel like I got to acknowledge how funny this man is.
the grip drip incident is one of my favorite things because of how caught off guard he is especially when it’s slowed down 😭
Jerma macerates my brain
19:13 HOW?????
love how the most replayed part of the video is immediatly after the coffe cheetos bit
these are some well curated clips
cant believe ive never seen the grindr date clip before
10:22 how the fuck am i hearing drip when he says it live and then grip during the clip in the clip
“COFFEE, CHEETOS, CHICKEN” 😂😂😂
i havent seen most of these this is great
The first clip will live rent free in my head for ages to come
“I don’t have a nasally voice” I literally cannot tell the moment where he stops pinching his nose closed
Haven't seen most of these, good video
4:20 this is so funny to me for some reason, why does he look so worried and hold the mic up to his ear
Good editing in the intro btw
WHAT WAS HE LAUGHING ABOUT WITH THE “HER HAIR TIED UP IN BRAIDS”
The voice crack
The idea that cyclops is the best dressed is just absurd he definitely said grip
1:00 jerma was playing a weird niche psudo poker/casino game Pinetar and everyone thought he was a google apps solitare playing boomer,
now balatro with essentially the same concept is the biggest game ever
His impression of jerma is actually super close. He almost makes him feel real
COFFEE. CHEETOS. CHICKEN.
istg half the humor of a jerma stream comes from chat
the kylo ren clip kills me every time