I like how Jerma closes the outside doors behind himself in the middle of the job. Not necessary, no benefit, adds unnecessary steps, but it's damn good etiquette
I know you're talking about the hit 2019 murder mystery movie, but I choose to ignore reality and believe that you're talking about the Radiohead song it was named after and that Jerma plans to bequeath unto his grandchildren a large, boiling pot of mice.
I was with Jerma on the no curtain shower thing when I was younger so one time I tried taking it down and promptly got the whole bathroom soaked Wasn't till then I realized it's main job is to prevent water from splashing everywhere
Yeah I went a whole shower without one once thinking I was being innovative, and realized their purpose when I looked out and there was a RIVER of water running out of shower onto the bathroom floor.
This is genuinely one of the funnies videos jerma has ever made. I hope his grandchildren will continue to release his backlog of videos. If i remember right this was streamed back in 2020. Was a real shame when he had that wizard cast a spell on him that slowly turned him into a rat. I reckon I can see some of the symptoms of it start to show up in this video 14:46 truly tragic
28:00 Jerma985 says that he’s going to speedrun someone’s ass. He’s trying to cover his tracks just like how he is cleaning the house. That’s why… he likes this game and can’t play anything else. He has experience doing this. Remember that…
I watched this video while using a theragun. Couldn't hear a thing, but the bumblefucking camera movements was all the entertainment I needed. Thanks Jerma.
29:27 holy shit he's just read every chatters mind and got their personal info, dude if this doesnt prove he's a malicious shapeshifting extraterrestrial i dont know what will
I like the implication that a mafia member would just sit down randomly before killing you. Like imagine getting mugged by a mafioso, he pulls out a flip up chair, sits down then gets back up and then just guts you
I had this on in the background and wondered why I suddenly wanted pizza puffs as I kept hearing “pizza rolls” forgetting I was being brainwashed by Zerma
holy shit i haven’t had pizza bagels/rolls since before the air fryer craze..never even considered the possibility of putting them in an air fryer for some reason, sounds like it’d be faster and cook more evenly compared to a toaster oven too! this info is probably gonna significantly alter my snack intake for a few months at least
i turned this video on as soon as i sat down from taking my pizza rolls out of the microwave and reached the temperture grace period at around 8 mins in
To add to Jerma's story, he seems to have forgotten why the owners tried to sell the house to you. This must've been just the final straw of a very long struggle of the owner(s) trying to figure out their life. They hired the cheapest and most dubious contractors they could find because they couldn't think straight, completely breaking down when the party they thought would salvage it all ends in chaos. Maybe the person who bled was the husband, who ended up dying from it, so there was no other choice but to sell the house they had just bought, in the hopes that they could forget everything that has transpired.
could you imagine coming back home after hiring this guy to see your home not at all fixed and to see him doing lizard impressions in the kitchen
then, while crouched and peeking from behind the doorframe, it turns around and SNARLS 'WHARGHHHH' at you
Could you imagine coming back home after hiring this guy and he’s turned your house into a fucking mall
"there could be a 20 year old man and a 40 year old man in this chat rn"
jerma you're the 40 year old man in chat rn
3:25 “Grow up” states the Jerma985 chatter
I like how Jerma closes the outside doors behind himself in the middle of the job. Not necessary, no benefit, adds unnecessary steps, but it's damn good etiquette
"Smurfs are Andy's" I hope Jeremy someday gets the help he needs.
25:32 "Smurfs are Andys"
I really hope Jerma gets caught wearing a blue shirt and glasses this year so someone can call him Brainy Smurf.
Brainy Smurf Andy
Um Ackshually Andy.
It's ONE banana, Jeremy. How much could it cost? Ten coins?
The fact I looked up this arrested development quote last night 😂😂😂
This game takes place in the future where a banana is worth ten golden coins
That quote lives in my head rent free
BREAKING: Jeremy "Jerma" Elbertson hired to flip houses in Iraq, dubbed by chat "one of his lighter treasons"
Then he knocks out his twin brother Etalyx and steals his identity @@snazztacular
17:30 Wait till Jerma finds out about community service, he'll be gobsmacked that he can clean and pick up trash in real life
still not a good enough punishment for his crimes
the classic house flipper. its like hes still with us, he shoud have paid those 10 coins for the banana
13:08 I think Jerma’s plan for his grand kids is less like saw, and more like knives out
True lmao he is more of a knives out character anyways
Jeremy the type a guy to take a huge ass bite out of an ornate glass onion
@@internetbard4384an ornate glass onion: a knives out story
I know you're talking about the hit 2019 murder mystery movie, but I choose to ignore reality and believe that you're talking about the Radiohead song it was named after and that Jerma plans to bequeath unto his grandchildren a large, boiling pot of mice.
@@anxietyprimev6983Jerma introducing da rat who makes ALL of da rules to his grandchildren:
I was with Jerma on the no curtain shower thing when I was younger so one time I tried taking it down and promptly got the whole bathroom soaked
Wasn't till then I realized it's main job is to prevent water from splashing everywhere
Yeah I went a whole shower without one once thinking I was being innovative, and realized their purpose when I looked out and there was a RIVER of water running out of shower onto the bathroom floor.
you guys are a bit dumb
@@apoIIc do you guys understand physics?
@@BallparkFrankenstein in my defense I was nine lol
@@apoIIc NO EXCUSE!
This is genuinely one of the funnies videos jerma has ever made. I hope his grandchildren will continue to release his backlog of videos. If i remember right this was streamed back in 2020. Was a real shame when he had that wizard cast a spell on him that slowly turned him into a rat. I reckon I can see some of the symptoms of it start to show up in this video 14:46 truly tragic
This comment is almost the same as other but more creative than just going timestamps more often and telling a lot of stories 👍
he's the giant rat that makes all of the rules
rodent andy
Bros lizard impression goes crazy
90% dog, 10% Nazgûl
Timestamp: 14:42
28:00 Jerma985 says that he’s going to speedrun someone’s ass. He’s trying to cover his tracks just like how he is cleaning the house. That’s why… he likes this game and can’t play anything else. He has experience doing this. Remember that…
22:35 when he says this I get an image of him shaking with rage while pointing his finger at you, "NO, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE"
29:25 sounds like a math teacher giving their students examples of what it means to have quantity “tens” or “scores” of something.
This video helped me empty my bowels. Thanks Jeremy.
Glad I'm not the only one who violently empties themselves to uncle Jeremy
what a curious digital footprint
this comment scares me
Do u really have the Default Xbox 360 profile picture as your RUclips profile picture lmao. I love it
wish that were me
13:40 he said!!! HE SAID IT
14:46 he did this a little too well.
Jerma sounds so happy whenever streaming house flipper and the games he actually wants to play. Love that for him
I watched this video while using a theragun. Couldn't hear a thing, but the bumblefucking camera movements was all the entertainment I needed. Thanks Jerma.
thera guns are not that loud😭
we got a real lizard andy over here
27:06 Another W for us Craigs
29:27 holy shit he's just read every chatters mind and got their personal info, dude if this doesnt prove he's a malicious shapeshifting extraterrestrial i dont know what will
Jerma you are genuinely a smart person and I love you
NICE viewer genuinely RESPECTS and LOVES streamer
*were 😢
RIP.
:D @@IMosuGoji
23:47 made me actually laugh out loud
bumbling -andy- smurf
It's like those shitfaced infomercials clip that show you why you need the newest, more precise hammer.
"When you pick up that paper underneath that treasure map... the GYAS bill will be under it. It hasn't been paid in 9 years. Good luck."
he’s such a creature
Lizarad
Jerma fighting against becoming public domain 😂😂
I wonder if he said gas more in this stream than they did in the saw movies.
cant wait for the next big jerma special event!
oOoOh its so WONDERFUL to be a JERMAMITE
Throughout the whole video Soulja Boy was being played in my head, wasn't listening to a word Jeremy was saying half the time, it was a lot of fun!
This is real jerma hours
I watched the movie Leo BECAUSE he kinda sounds like one of the 3 voices jerma knows how to do
jerma daydreaming about pair-bonding the 40 year olds and 20 year olds in chat
I’m 20, my dad 40 :> I make loud noises to impress him
@@clownjuice_blue4899 bird people
3:43 for Jerma's AYA.
AYAYA?
finally, we are back with some tried and true banger house flipper streams
4:24 jerma… the glass part doesn’t go against a wall
Love this guy jerema
Mr jermary!!
Mr. Jem
Jemery elberton
i love jemma
jerry
I like the implication that a mafia member would just sit down randomly before killing you. Like imagine getting mugged by a mafioso, he pulls out a flip up chair, sits down then gets back up and then just guts you
10:58, When he talks about mafia titles he says “WE modernized a little.” Is Jerma in the Mob?
I had this on in the background and wondered why I suddenly wanted pizza puffs as I kept hearing “pizza rolls” forgetting I was being brainwashed by Zerma
House flipper andy
once i was blackout drunk and ate like 30 pizza rolls fresh out the microwave
im so bejoyed at the return of Gyas
Never too old to enjoy something.
What about guns
What about edging
@@Ebbytron NO WHAT ABOUT GUNS
@@Boney9551 Edging.
@@Ebbytron GUNS
as an andy myself, i find the andy bit very enjoyable
I don't even play or watch house flipper but watching Jerma play it is so entertaining for no reason
13:37 39 clues andy
jerma gets carded for pizza rolls to make sure he's young enough to eat them.
watching house clipper from jerma is one of my three main videos i love to listen to when i go to sleep
jerma's definitely been-there-done-that after a few too many drinks lmao
Why does chat consider eating pizza rolls like eating baby food?
Oh to be a large reptile owned by Jerma… He’d feed me the raw flesh of his victims, how considerate ❤
"Jerma while eating a pizza roll pulls out id" 60 btw
jerma was the hot handsome doctor all along
Jerma pizza roll based. You should try them air fried by the way they're so good
holy shit i haven’t had pizza bagels/rolls since before the air fryer craze..never even considered the possibility of putting them in an air fryer for some reason, sounds like it’d be faster and cook more evenly compared to a toaster oven too! this info is probably gonna significantly alter my snack intake for a few months at least
i turned this video on as soon as i sat down from taking my pizza rolls out of the microwave and reached the temperture grace period at around 8 mins in
To add to Jerma's story, he seems to have forgotten why the owners tried to sell the house to you. This must've been just the final straw of a very long struggle of the owner(s) trying to figure out their life. They hired the cheapest and most dubious contractors they could find because they couldn't think straight, completely breaking down when the party they thought would salvage it all ends in chaos. Maybe the person who bled was the husband, who ended up dying from it, so there was no other choice but to sell the house they had just bought, in the hopes that they could forget everything that has transpired.
Arthritic Andy
Jerma’s perception of the age range of his chat is so fucking psychotic and hilarious
"this is a pee mirror, I don't like that"
*Proceeds to make it a poop mirror*
he's so grandpa coded fr
Detective jermba
14:46 a new note has been added to your journal
This made me shit myself
Quite literally
so far ive seen four people have bowel movements to this video in specific
old geezer andy
what a freak
Pizza rolls the new oatmeal.
"Franky the Chair, because when he sits down and when he stands up, you know you're f*ckin' DEAD!"
1:48 He is right 100% yt short and reels makes you go crazy.
30:17 Reminds me of "YOU'RE 70% LIGHT"
Oh god Jerma is the Bostonian Adam Sandler
We were THIS close to a Goncharov reference with The Icepick
i love you jerma
I could totally see Jerma as a man in his 60's with a giant monitor lizard that he treats like his first-born son.
Jerma just going “FORTYFORTYFORTYFORTYTWENTYSIXTYSIXTY” is so fucking funny to me
Just picturing the movie Reservoir Dogs but they are all named Mr. Andy
That would make the scene where they argue over the names much better lol
22:21 how did the auto captions know
0:23 this is gonna be a banger holt sh*t
5:04 literally that one bit from Glee or whatever
"I've completely abandoned Twitter"
based
If every stream from now on was House Flipper, I would be a happy man
bro i had to miss this stream i would have died thats my name
Man jerma is so cool, he made my entire future much better.
i luv jerma
Phsychotic streamer grows own hand to harass lizards.
Jeremy Andy
His eye fuckin hurts now. Thanks.
House flipper is great
chronic pain andy
GHAS ATTACK
"One does not simply watch Jerma and stay sane."
-Boromir
early jerma clip comments are always so good
construction andy
if jerma was in the mafia he would be the sus guy :)
hey guys ive been off the grid for awhile, ive been looking all over but i cant find the baseball stream. is it still happening ?
yea hes just taking the time to perfect his technique..
Just look up jerma baseball and you should find it
Jerma awards when? :D
this thumbnail is insane
Lloyd Lizard Landy
What would you bake outside