Imagine you just order a renovation of your farm and when you come back to see the results, the renovation firm LUNATIC has transformed your childhood home into a real life Krusty Krab replica with a self-dedicated vampire resting room
What's uncanny is how Mr. Greenz begins to emerge immediately beforehand, about the halloween decorations. Like he could smell the roulette table, somehow.
The 2ndJerma video "Nosferatu Family Values" from 5 years ago actually used that exact opening clip. But this one replaced Nosferatu's face with Jerma's face, so this new one's a clear winner.
“I’ve never seen an interrogation room... on any television shows” Jerma remembering not to reveal the countless number of times he has been interrogated for all the meat grinding accusations over the years
There is some thing so strangely ominous about Jerma taking up the challenge of creating almost the entirety of the krusty Krabs in a barn, with smooth jazz blaring in the background. It’s like the moment when the villain sacrifices everything to make their evil scheme happen, even sacrificing their own life.
I love the idea of buying something online, let alone like a 2000lb cow and as soon as you hit purchase and turn your head slightly, it's just on your lawn
This bit occurs every time he does any kind of building game. His ADHD is simply too powerful and chat knows and exploits that. Good thing it’s always hilarious.
I feel like if I had to explain why I like Jerma so much, it would be in responding to "you put a cow in your garage?" with "Rome wasn't built in a day."
I can totally imagine that one american dude who suddenly rebuild his whole house into Krusty Krab because of the voices in his head, this is exactly the kind of news I get from USA back in the 00's
Okay, so I walk out of the kitchen, right, to grab another can of beans for the chili I’m making. And I come back to hear Jerma moaning, followed by “I can’t do it” Thanks Jerma
tragic this edit didnt include the house for the animals with the attic for jerma, the sanctuary's humble beginning, or the omega -2's for plankton impression
Jerma really had to specify that the interrogation rooms he was used to seeing were on television and in movies to try and cover for all of the interrogations he's been in for his numerous counts of murder
The only thing this is missing is twitch chat going apeshit over the background music when it switched from royalty free spingebob music to a club penguin playlist
“No I’m not making the whole krusty krab!” *literally mere attoseconds later* “Alright I’ll make the whole Krusty Krab” Bless his lust to appease his schizophrenic demons
"No, I'm not making the whole Krusty Krab! I'm not making the entire- What about my farm-church-casino?" *a couple minutes later* "Alright, I'm making the whole Krusty Krab, fine. Fine. You don't think I will? You don't think I'll make the whole entire Krusty Krab, down to the last- down to the last...touch?"
I love house flipper a lot but unfortunately don't really play much pc gaming nowadays and hope to go back to it in the future if I get a better device but man, it feels so weird seeing so many new features in it that weren't present when I played it loads the other year Edit: and I'm actually insanely happy you can build more housing within an area because being limited to a small house with a really massive ass lawn felt a bit boring ahahha
I love how he has to specify that he’s never seen interrogation rooms **IN TV OR MOVIES** that have looked like that because everyone in chat was getting their keyboards ready to make the joke
the drone gag was so fuckin accurate "ki-ki kin kin klin ki ki kin kin kin ki ki ki kin kiki kin kin brzzrrrww... what happened? what the fuck? man, that thing's a cheap piece of shit..."
I am NOT building the entire Krusty Krab! What you think I won't build the entire Krusty Krab down to the last detail? I'm not doing it, okay FINE I'll do it.
I can’t get out of the mindset that the stream isn’t real and jerma is just arguing with himself and coaxing himself to make the krusty krab and destroying his house
every jerma houseflipper video "alright guys im making this an A" *jerma reads chat* "no- what!? no, im not making this B" "well you know actually this would be really good as a B" *jerma reads chat again* "turn it into C? w-why?" "well, actually-"
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NO chat im NOT going to rebuild the Krusty Krab in perfect 1:1 scale on house flipp-
I got a feeling
That tonight's gonna be a good night
Imagine you just order a renovation of your farm and when you come back to see the results, the renovation firm LUNATIC has transformed your childhood home into a real life Krusty Krab replica with a self-dedicated vampire resting room
still better than most bland renovations nowadays tbh, he even kept the wood paneling
Given this lunatic’s track record with renovations, it’s damn worth it!
i think this is my favourite comment on any video ever made now
@@circleinforthecube5170 Talk more about the wooden paneling. It is the best feature.
@@undercoverbreadbug2723 70s design is great and really sturdy too, everything "dated" is usually 100 times better than minimalist modern crap
"Wait a minute, I can build a CASINO?!"
And just like that, Jerma's mind began to race like it never had before.
What's uncanny is how Mr. Greenz begins to emerge immediately beforehand, about the halloween decorations. Like he could smell the roulette table, somehow.
this is the moment when jerma985 turned into heisenberg
why is he so joyous over any possibility of gambling
Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind
Nice Deathpile pfp
Why does every House Flipper stream turn into just the most ridiculous, avant-garde kind of video Jerma can make?
He kind of refuses to play it like a real game, he just holds it down and makes it do whatever he wants it to
Because Chat influences him like the divine voices in an oracle's head.
@@Szanth that was oddly sexual
@@ddqwf and yet tell me that's not what's happening
The chiller the game the insaner the jerma
That has to be one of the most perfect 2ndJerma opening clips on this channel
The 2ndJerma video "Nosferatu Family Values" from 5 years ago actually used that exact opening clip.
But this one replaced Nosferatu's face with Jerma's face, so this new one's a clear winner.
@@slygarf433 superjerm spotted
@@slygarf433 loremaster Pog
Nosferatu!!
Hey, you're the Kirby/ATHF person! Love your work.
The literally and financially underwater family restaurant with a shrine to a goth vampire in its walls
And a crack attic
Vampire Jerma is easily in my top 5 jerma gags, it's so funny to me
I'M A VAMPIRE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT
I dunno, Horse Jerma killed me 4:32
“I’ve never seen an interrogation room... on any television shows”
Jerma remembering not to reveal the countless number of times he has been interrogated for all the meat grinding accusations over the years
17:18 the walk out from that sanctuary room to the krusty krab fucking floored me
The tonal whiplash is staggering
Of course the MANIAC has a shrine of himself
What, you don't?
He gives into peer pressure so easily.
A submissive boy :)
Let's make him do drugs
@@noviolam2618 don’t say that
“No I’m not making the Krusty Krab”
10 seconds later: 8:40
@@shrimpchip37 Every houseflipper stream beginning.
This one definitely peeps the horror.
We can't handle any more deaths.
For sure
Skirts the nasty - even...
There is some thing so strangely ominous about Jerma taking up the challenge of creating almost the entirety of the krusty Krabs in a barn, with smooth jazz blaring in the background. It’s like the moment when the villain sacrifices everything to make their evil scheme happen, even sacrificing their own life.
Jerma is the type of guy to keep a cow in his garage
I love the idea of buying something online, let alone like a 2000lb cow and as soon as you hit purchase and turn your head slightly, it's just on your lawn
they were READY to make that delivery
"Chat, I'm not going to build the Krusty Krab"
This bit occurs every time he does any kind of building game. His ADHD is simply too powerful and chat knows and exploits that.
Good thing it’s always hilarious.
Mae :)
Can't believe Jerma didn't know about the highschool student pens. Had many a good sleep in them, free food too!
I feel like if I had to explain why I like Jerma so much, it would be in responding to "you put a cow in your garage?" with "Rome wasn't built in a day."
I love how Jerma *tries* to act like he doesn't want to do the krusty krab instead of his church farm gambling paradise
Church farm casino
18:17 "The kitchen is no place for a live horse" - Mr. Krabs
gotta love listening to Jerma's brain struggle to dismiss the idea of creating the Krusty Krab before buckling moments later under the pressure
I can totally imagine that one american dude who suddenly rebuild his whole house into Krusty Krab because of the voices in his head, this is exactly the kind of news I get from USA back in the 00's
when he dropped that massive picture of his vampire self out of nowhere like that i genuinely almost died
3:18 the cask of amoontillado
Okay, so I walk out of the kitchen, right, to grab another can of beans for the chili I’m making. And I come back to hear Jerma moaning, followed by “I can’t do it”
Thanks Jerma
The "baseball" stream.
I love how house flipper is just "one guy" creatathons
I love how jerma comes up with 5 different ideas for the house before chat gaslights him into doing some random bit
Yo imagine this was the last jerma upload and it's just of him putting his own coffin in the Krusty Krab
A message left to us of where to find his body and the riches he burried with himself
how the fuck does EVERY house flipper stream end up like this
tragic this edit didnt include the house for the animals with the attic for jerma, the sanctuary's humble beginning, or the omega -2's for plankton impression
"I can buy a cow?"
-Animal Husbandry Andy
"Chat. Chat, I'm not gonna make the entire Krusty Krab."
*TWO HOURS LATER...*
im going to need to see more vampire jerma pics for medical research purposes
Jerma really had to specify that the interrogation rooms he was used to seeing were on television and in movies to try and cover for all of the interrogations he's been in for his numerous counts of murder
The only thing this is missing is twitch chat going apeshit over the background music when it switched from royalty free spingebob music to a club penguin playlist
“No I’m not making the whole krusty krab!”
*literally mere attoseconds later*
“Alright I’ll make the whole Krusty Krab”
Bless his lust to appease his schizophrenic demons
>"I am NOT making the SpongeBob kitchen"
>Builds the entire fucking Krusty Krab
That Gran Turismo music though
Right?! Takes me back to the GT5 days. Would’ve been a real banger if he used the GT4 soundtrack.
This was one of the most fever-dream streams this year, truly psychotic. I am still having nightmares about the shrine and the sponge bob laugh.
"No, I'm not making the whole Krusty Krab! I'm not making the entire- What about my farm-church-casino?"
*a couple minutes later*
"Alright, I'm making the whole Krusty Krab, fine. Fine. You don't think I will? You don't think I'll make the whole entire Krusty Krab, down to the last- down to the last...touch?"
Jerma somehow turned house flipper into an art form.
Stardew Valley music makes me so happy, even when it's playing while a serial killer constructs his torture chamber
I love house flipper a lot but unfortunately don't really play much pc gaming nowadays and hope to go back to it in the future if I get a better device but man, it feels so weird seeing so many new features in it that weren't present when I played it loads the other year
Edit: and I'm actually insanely happy you can build more housing within an area because being limited to a small house with a really massive ass lawn felt a bit boring ahahha
Unfortunately a lot of the game is literally just free unity assets lmao
What Jerma says at 12:32 would go viral as an audio for those home DIY tiktokers who hate overhead lighting.
jerma loves gambling and money, and we all know he hides his deepest secret formula: human flesh! he truly is the mr crabs of real life
I love how he has to specify that he’s never seen interrogation rooms **IN TV OR MOVIES** that have looked like that because everyone in chat was getting their keyboards ready to make the joke
House Flipper is routinely some of the best stuff Jerma does.
I genuinely thought he was playing some kind of SpongeBob meme game in the beginning, I was not expecting this 😭
The Restaurant with a Krab in its Walls
the drone gag was so fuckin accurate "ki-ki kin kin klin ki ki kin kin kin ki ki ki kin kiki kin kin brzzrrrww... what happened? what the fuck? man, that thing's a cheap piece of shit..."
This video got even stranger when I noticed we are listening to the soundtrack from gran turismo towards the end
Song at 8:40 is eastside story by Trevor Duncan
shouldve put the cow upstairs since they cant walk back down. wouldve been a real treat for the homeowners to deal with
8:30 : “no chat I’m not making the Krusty Krab”
10 seconds later: “Alright I’ll make the Krusty Krab”
Morrowind music with smooth jazz and spongebob really made this incomprehensible. More.
7:15 The Matrix 1 has these walls in the interrogation scene. Literally the FIRST one I thought of had these walls.
Shit, you've got a point!
5:38 The people that originally built my house in the 80's had a hot tub in the basement that looked like that 🤣
Every single fucking time it goes "There's no way I'll do this" and then the cut to "Ok we're absolutely doing this no matter what"
I am NOT building the entire Krusty Krab! What you think I won't build the entire Krusty Krab down to the last detail? I'm not doing it, okay FINE I'll do it.
man the stardew music made this feel so cozy
8:38 Jerma’s dementia is creeping in
"This is not the Spongebob kitchen... but now I feel like it kind of HAS to be." He knows his chat lol
Can't wait for next year's Krusy Krab Coachella lineup to drop
The hard cut from petting the chicken to holding a chainsaw had me quaking in my boots
I genuinely don’t know how Nosjermatu became a meme in the first place, but I’m glad it did
I thought I was ascending at 8:39 because of how comically loud the music was getting
I can't believe Vampire Jerma drowned in his sensory deprivation pool.
Welcome to Count Vlerma's Krusty Klub
0:26 is bewildering, it's like he's learning english as a second language
No chat we're not doing the thing.
Ok chat we're doing the thing.
“I should build a crusty crab?” *chat says nothing* “ugh fine if you INSIST 🙄 now i have to”
I can’t get out of the mindset that the stream isn’t real and jerma is just arguing with himself and coaxing himself to make the krusty krab and destroying his house
Him saying that he hasnt seen an interregation room in a movie means that he must have seen the inside of one real life one
Jerma: no chat I’m not going to eat my entire car battery
*cuts to Jerma in the hospital *
the little pig reveal is the best part
1:53 Turbo Teen 2023 remake
This has to be the most chaotic usage of Gran Turismo music I've seen
"Wait I can make a casino!?"
Oh boy...
i was done when jerma was talking about being gently coated by scented misters.
every jerma houseflipper video
"alright guys im making this an A"
*jerma reads chat*
"no- what!? no, im not making this B"
"well you know actually this would be really good as a B"
*jerma reads chat again*
"turn it into C? w-why?"
"well, actually-"
I bet he does like Krabby Patties.
They'll go straight to his thighs. And then he'll blow up.
Jerma getting peer pressured is my favorite part of every stream
list of freakiest jerma streams to watch while high
17:55 Very cool! (Shoutout to Goldsnowman)
The I'm Not Gonna joke has been a mainstay of this damned channel since the *TF2 DAYS* and i wouldnt have it any other way
Is that just jazz busting in the background while jerma argues against making the restraunts.
The kitchen is no place for a live horse.
no chat, i won't make the whole krusty krab
literally ten seconds later
You don't think, i'll make the WHOLE krusty krab, down to THE LAST touch!?
my high school had a cattle farm on it. average rural high school in a state with cattle farms everywhere
I've never seen an interrogation room... *on any television show*
Glad he clarified for us that he's never been in an interrogation room.
*giant enemy mr. krab*
1:15
SNUGGLE
RH
FUCKING
TUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminder that Jerma is shorter than Plankton.
Crustacean Andy
God what kind of cult of the Jerma is this?
jerma is the kinda guy to break into the krusty krab for the secret formula
Almost every video is a laughter generator, I love Jerma!
😍
The Housing Association fears the urban Cow farmer.
I watched the live stream while in the er and god did it help me emotionally. Thank you jerma