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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Friendly Fire will not be tolerated
    Editor: Jack Clishem
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Комментарии • 248

  • @soggytown
    @soggytown 11 месяцев назад +1715

    my mother is terrified of you jermal because she says you are quote "a wax figure come to life, like night at the museum or something"

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout 11 месяцев назад +960

    Jerma’s floor setup sounds envious, but also seems like he’s getting closer to just implanting his stream gear into an exoskeleton

    • @t.m.2415
      @t.m.2415 11 месяцев назад +49

      he's gonna be an Ipad eepytime streamer by 2025

    • @AZArnoldPalmer
      @AZArnoldPalmer 11 месяцев назад +16

      gamer symbiote streamer

    • @jackshadowbrowse
      @jackshadowbrowse 11 месяцев назад +14

      Jerma will strap into his rig like a gundam

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@jackshadowbrowse Cruel Streamer's Thesis*
      *i know thats evangelion not gundam

    • @somethingguy912
      @somethingguy912 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Get gaslit by chat, jermi"

  • @mattinscratch
    @mattinscratch 11 месяцев назад +148

    It’s so cool that they got the Rights to add Psyduck, Garfield, and Puss in Boots to the game.

    • @smidgen
      @smidgen 11 месяцев назад +10

      tbf i think puss and boots is a public domain character

    • @CombatWombat-nq2fc
      @CombatWombat-nq2fc 11 месяцев назад +1

      @smidgen too young for that I think

    • @solidpandacka5544
      @solidpandacka5544 11 месяцев назад +28

      @@CombatWombat-nq2fc puss in boots was a fairy tale character that existed hundreds of years ago

    • @ElSuperNova23
      @ElSuperNova23 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@CombatWombat-nq2fc Shrek was not the first mention of Puss in Boots my man. Think about how the majority of characters are based on, ya know, fairy tales?

    • @r0dders
      @r0dders 11 месяцев назад +9

      That got me wondering... can Shrek become a public domain character? He was in a book before the movie, after all.
      By the way, I just looked it up - the book's publication date is 17th of October, so tomorrow is Shrek's birthday!

  • @snottytoe6957
    @snottytoe6957 11 месяцев назад +17

    hearing him trying to do the Randy Savage voice was like listening to macho man at a nursing home having a PTSD episode.

  • @jimbojigs368
    @jimbojigs368 11 месяцев назад +31

    "i can tell you where i am"
    Last time jerma did that someone was put in a meat grinder.

  • @gort6491
    @gort6491 11 месяцев назад +249

    The three stooges still aren’t in fortnite

    • @bigcooltony437
      @bigcooltony437 11 месяцев назад +52

      what an absolute travesty

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 11 месяцев назад +33

      @@bigcooltony437ohhh the treachery

    • @rudeboyspodcast
      @rudeboyspodcast 11 месяцев назад +22

      every single person is my enemy

    • @caesarpizza1338
      @caesarpizza1338 11 месяцев назад +7

      Not poifect, not poifect at all

    • @IMosuGoji
      @IMosuGoji 11 месяцев назад +7

      so many gloves to eat

  • @Hakeaa
    @Hakeaa 11 месяцев назад +16

    Last jerma dream I had he was squatting ON the table in a resteraunt, eating jelly with his hands before springing like a frog and bodyslamming the waiter like one of these little animal fellas

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 11 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t get jerma dreams but I do get dreams that are accidentally the entire plot of beastars (I hadn’t seen season two by the time I had that dream and it was almost exactly what happened)

    • @nobodynose360
      @nobodynose360 11 месяцев назад

      Sound very in character.

  • @crackedemerald4930
    @crackedemerald4930 11 месяцев назад +11

    His macho man impression sounds like a moose in heat

  • @MarquaviusDingleton
    @MarquaviusDingleton 11 месяцев назад +79

    I LOVE JERMA985 RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @monowavy
      @monowavy 11 месяцев назад +5

      I am too have love the Jermas. Very.

    • @WilliamAfton984
      @WilliamAfton984 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@monowavyyes

  • @flickmcbic2467
    @flickmcbic2467 11 месяцев назад +68

    jerma got me into grapes, been going through a pack a day

  • @mint3465
    @mint3465 11 месяцев назад +18

    10:26 Jerma Worst Noise 2023

  • @Brackets_Guy
    @Brackets_Guy 11 месяцев назад +11

    3:28

  • @outrunbear5769
    @outrunbear5769 11 месяцев назад +223

    Jerma truly is a party animal

    • @blumpus8150
      @blumpus8150 11 месяцев назад +16

      So that's it? What, we some kinda... Party Animals?

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 11 месяцев назад +4

      King of the Junjle who is social, with it and ferocious. He’s absolutely a party animal.

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 11 месяцев назад

      @@blumpus8150More like a Gang Beasts ripoff

  • @dylanmoore790
    @dylanmoore790 11 месяцев назад +4

    Top five scariest Jerma endings of all time

  • @mint3465
    @mint3465 11 месяцев назад +10

    3:29 Jerma getting Harambe'd

  • @emilekub850
    @emilekub850 11 месяцев назад +11

    2:08 meat grinder

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming 11 месяцев назад +15

    Why do all the comments feel likd they're written by AI is this some bit i missed

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 11 месяцев назад +3

      Never mind I was just too early to the video

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 11 месяцев назад +42

    My favorite part of this game is you can take a shovel and fucking bash a animal head into the ground if they're already knocked out and kill them.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 11 месяцев назад +23

      Psycho comment.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@greenoftreeblackofblue6625Did you just reply to yourself?

    • @RigWim
      @RigWim 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Dr.Oofersbecause of his disorder he replied to a whole nother person technically

    • @vinceb8123
      @vinceb8123 11 месяцев назад

      Most mentally sane jerma viewer. Also you forgot a "fucking" at the end there

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 11 месяцев назад +2

      we might have to contain this one lads

  • @maskedsponge
    @maskedsponge 11 месяцев назад +9

    im crying at the pornbots in the comments

  • @GuillotineRx
    @GuillotineRx 11 месяцев назад +1

    The Brain Storm/Green Needle thing still messes with my head all these years later

  • @radshley
    @radshley 11 месяцев назад +11

    the frozen grapes thing changed my life too

  • @super_7710
    @super_7710 11 месяцев назад +4

    do you hear BYEAH or GYAS

  • @sltrskid
    @sltrskid 11 месяцев назад +3

    jerma laughing at the slowed down burp/fart is so funny

  • @m3tab0lic56
    @m3tab0lic56 11 месяцев назад +1

    He’s never been the same since he was put in the retirement facility

  • @carterbennett7528
    @carterbennett7528 11 месяцев назад +3

    jerma makes psychopathy contagious

  • @foxe2465
    @foxe2465 11 месяцев назад +2

    Look Tomar, it's you!

  • @justabear4712
    @justabear4712 11 месяцев назад +2

    my cat purrs very loudly when she hears jerma

  • @ohkaypoh
    @ohkaypoh 11 месяцев назад +1

    who gave this guy a moon pod

  • @airl10
    @airl10 11 месяцев назад +3

    INSANE streamer sits on bean bag chair while streaming; audience in disbelief.

  • @StinkzMan
    @StinkzMan 11 месяцев назад +3

    Bros a soundboard

  • @CzlowiekDrzewo
    @CzlowiekDrzewo 11 месяцев назад +2

    BYEAHNY

  • @dgraham3559
    @dgraham3559 11 месяцев назад +14

    Jeremy reminds me of a muddy puddle I saw yesterday once

  • @vloqy
    @vloqy 11 месяцев назад +11

    Jerma needs to play bg3

  • @RaeLanda
    @RaeLanda 11 месяцев назад +3

    funny to see all the comments pretending to have watched the video like it wasn't posted 5 minutes ago

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 11 месяцев назад +24

    It’s amazing he was actually able to play this game after buying a code from Amazon and talking shit about XBox for 30 minutes (we’re switching to PS as we speak)

  • @cooldud7071
    @cooldud7071 11 месяцев назад +1

    this is hood gang beasts

  • @victoriouswinner7745
    @victoriouswinner7745 11 месяцев назад +2

    gerbil985 is my favorite stramer

  • @noahmay7708
    @noahmay7708 11 месяцев назад +1

    Brainstorm broke my brain wth

  • @amoose8439
    @amoose8439 11 месяцев назад

    Oh well as long as it's friendly

  • @dr.grandson2508
    @dr.grandson2508 11 месяцев назад

    someday he will rotate camera

  • @baylee202
    @baylee202 11 месяцев назад +1

    tom cruise

  • @A_King_Rat
    @A_King_Rat 11 месяцев назад

    THE NEXT VIDEO IS JERMA'S 1000TH

  • @claptivity
    @claptivity 11 месяцев назад

    16:08 gigachad jerm

  • @JohnSpicebag
    @JohnSpicebag 11 месяцев назад

    I wonder what the 1000th video will be
    ya think its gonna be anything special?

  • @mud6760
    @mud6760 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hey Mr. 985!

  • @d1rg3r
    @d1rg3r 11 месяцев назад

    man knows his frozen grapes 🍇👌

  • @dampierre99
    @dampierre99 11 месяцев назад

    Still cant believe that was the Lemon vine guy

  • @Shwarmageddon
    @Shwarmageddon 11 месяцев назад +2

    If frozen grapes hurt your teeth you are subhuman

  • @nobodynose360
    @nobodynose360 11 месяцев назад

    Gang Beasts but cute fuzzy animals edition.

  • @thegreatacolyt1277
    @thegreatacolyt1277 11 месяцев назад +1

    Your amazing with this game this game is the best party game!

  • @inshuuuut
    @inshuuuut 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love jerma!

  • @orangesilver8
    @orangesilver8 11 месяцев назад +3

    OH MY GOD IT'S JERMA I LOVE JERMA AAAAAAAAAAA

  • @kruzidula
    @kruzidula 11 месяцев назад

    that was very funny!

  • @Kiris_Faye
    @Kiris_Faye 11 месяцев назад +1

    gurmja

  • @nono-hf7gq
    @nono-hf7gq 11 месяцев назад

    Green Needle

  • @PaulusTheCart
    @PaulusTheCart 11 месяцев назад

    Very cool!

  • @izK-222
    @izK-222 11 месяцев назад +1

    hi jermeylermy

  • @LunaAgent
    @LunaAgent 11 месяцев назад

    yes

  • @yegor2
    @yegor2 11 месяцев назад +4

    furry gang beasts

    • @Sammy38
      @Sammy38 11 месяцев назад

      real

  • @mossbergr
    @mossbergr 11 месяцев назад +3

    cut he mic

  • @master-e8286
    @master-e8286 11 месяцев назад

    2:09 TRIPING OFF THE BEAT KINDA

    • @sarang8585
      @sarang8585 11 месяцев назад

      Dripping off the meat grinder

  • @Hugh_P
    @Hugh_P 11 месяцев назад

    I'm so glad jerma isn't real

  • @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice
    @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice 11 месяцев назад +3

    I think I've got you beat on the frozen treats, it's a little unorthodox but it's the tastiest thing mother nature ever gave us, okay? Picture this:
    "Deep Fried Frozen Human Testicles....with nutbutter sauce"

  • @bob13513
    @bob13513 11 месяцев назад

    Jerma retires and war starts in the middle east. Coincidence? I think not.

  • @mithivo5316
    @mithivo5316 11 месяцев назад

    Yay

  • @bw50v14
    @bw50v14 11 месяцев назад

    jerm

  • @sadboysindre9351
    @sadboysindre9351 11 месяцев назад

    yo

  • @toastybutter4
    @toastybutter4 11 месяцев назад

    YOOOO BIG FAn

  • @engineergaming6585
    @engineergaming6585 11 месяцев назад +1

    Engineer Gaming

  • @basicallyabush
    @basicallyabush 11 месяцев назад

    Ayy

  • @EliButCool
    @EliButCool 11 месяцев назад +1

    If only the Jerm would birth my children

  • @lucasnadamas9317
    @lucasnadamas9317 11 месяцев назад

    Why do they always add the shitty team football ones that literally no one likes and that are terrible compared to how fun everything else is to these games man?

  • @Xijor
    @Xijor 11 месяцев назад

    So Humans Fall Flat but with better graphics?

    • @dinkeykong
      @dinkeykong 11 месяцев назад +3

      More like the love child of human fall flat and gang beasts. HFF is more of a puzzler than a fighting game

    • @H56Nooc
      @H56Nooc 11 месяцев назад

      Yea more so gang beasts

  • @themustardman219
    @themustardman219 11 месяцев назад +1

    First 👍👍👍👎👍👌👍👍

  • @blahthebiste7924
    @blahthebiste7924 11 месяцев назад +2

    I hate this kind of game so much

    • @sgtschultz6956
      @sgtschultz6956 11 месяцев назад +2

      Weird thing to hate.

    • @Sammy38
      @Sammy38 11 месяцев назад

      Get a life

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 11 месяцев назад +1

      Someone doesn't have friends. I'll be your friend, if you want.

    • @blahthebiste7924
      @blahthebiste7924 11 месяцев назад

      I have friends, but I'll be damned if all we do when playing online together is flop around with intentionally shitty game mechanics just because someone thought Gang Beasts was funny 1 time@@knotbots

    • @knotbots
      @knotbots 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@blahthebiste7924 y'know what? That's fair

  • @makitard
    @makitard 11 месяцев назад +6

    19:22 pretty disgusting bit.. could've just muted his mic..

    • @narwhalguy3829
      @narwhalguy3829 11 месяцев назад +1

      😭😭ewwwww it sounds so gross without the context

    • @Swirluser1
      @Swirluser1 11 месяцев назад

      Eugh

  • @dondestoy9516
    @dondestoy9516 11 месяцев назад

    Jerma985

  • @cockdickballspenisnuts
    @cockdickballspenisnuts 11 месяцев назад

    The mustache was just a bit tho right..?

  • @chocoboofchaos
    @chocoboofchaos 11 месяцев назад +443

    jeremy has been extra good recently so the scientists in the lab are allowing him a new bean bag chair and telling him he is allowed to "retire" which is showing some strangely positive results

  • @PostModernLemon
    @PostModernLemon 11 месяцев назад +242

    So glad Jerma is going full bean bag mode. Such a chill and great way to game. Especially to get ultra violent towards your friends and loved ones in a multiplayer party game.

    • @MiloShibaInu04
      @MiloShibaInu04 11 месяцев назад +3

      Harry Dubois?

    • @PostModernLemon
      @PostModernLemon 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@MiloShibaInu04 Or Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau. I can't remember. I'm an alcoholic.

  • @Axeeco
    @Axeeco 11 месяцев назад +61

    2:01 man, he really did the "Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead.
    "If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever." to that guy

    • @-drome
      @-drome 11 месяцев назад +10

      bro really blocked out his whole afternoon to write this

    • @garfielf7520
      @garfielf7520 11 месяцев назад +1

      I'll save this comment for later

    • @vinceb8123
      @vinceb8123 11 месяцев назад

      THAT'S WHAT IT DO!!

  • @waterbottle6644
    @waterbottle6644 11 месяцев назад +108

    19:17 this gets funnier everytime

    • @edattacks
      @edattacks 11 месяцев назад +9

      I slobbing from laughing so hard. So stupid lol

  • @1saac307
    @1saac307 11 месяцев назад +40

    He’s a salesmen tryna sell me grapes

  • @tim2slimjim
    @tim2slimjim 11 месяцев назад +87

    Can't believe Jerma finally actually put someone in a meat grinder

  • @aidanjack3094
    @aidanjack3094 11 месяцев назад +216

    Jerma is the best person to watch after getting dumped (im actually losing it)

    • @Lucas_Jeffrey
      @Lucas_Jeffrey 11 месяцев назад +92

      watching jerma is part of the reason you got dumped

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 11 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@Lucas_Jeffreyjesus Christ dude

    • @daroth7127
      @daroth7127 11 месяцев назад +83

      @@Lucas_Jeffrey She left him for Jerma :(

    • @mossbergr
      @mossbergr 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@Lucas_Jeffreyshiver me timbers, matey

    • @Adrastus_
      @Adrastus_ 11 месяцев назад +5

      imfao I've never had a gf

  • @mud6760
    @mud6760 11 месяцев назад +17

    Who is this guy even talking to 💀

    • @Joe-Ligma69
      @Joe-Ligma69 3 месяца назад +1

      His chat, this was streamed live, like all the other videos on this channel

    • @TomJakobW
      @TomJakobW 2 дня назад

      “This guy even talking to 💀 “ ma balls. Got em.

  • @jjay350
    @jjay350 11 месяцев назад +62

    This is the kinda game that is only fun when I watch Jerma play it.

  • @yome6132
    @yome6132 11 месяцев назад +12

    I had a dream I was hitting the nae nae with jerma

  • @GreaserMan
    @GreaserMan 11 месяцев назад +4

    Ayy, the 3 Stooges movie! Genuinely a lot of fun...when its doing 3 Stooges stuff.

  • @hotsauce-ud1by
    @hotsauce-ud1by 11 месяцев назад +4

    What is his problem?

  • @fishbowl8755
    @fishbowl8755 11 месяцев назад +4

    10:25
    14:52
    15:38

  • @yome6132
    @yome6132 11 месяцев назад +5

    I had a dream I hit the nae nae with jerma

  • @pillboys
    @pillboys 11 месяцев назад +102

    9:17-9:25 he may be the 985th clone, but jerma is truly one of a kind

    • @pillboys
      @pillboys 11 месяцев назад +8

      even knowing the oreo puke story, i cannot not explain why he said what he said. this man.. he fascinates me

  • @HullarsRedDust
    @HullarsRedDust 11 месяцев назад +2

    It was kinda sad that Randy Savage came back to life for this stream just to have a stroke and disappear

  • @AceCrownn
    @AceCrownn 11 месяцев назад +1

    18:10 Was he using the fucking omnitrix when he was doing this?

  • @ali-3837
    @ali-3837 11 месяцев назад +2

    did this mean just specifically leave in the plug for his frozen grapes in the edit on purpose

  • @stormthewolf9988
    @stormthewolf9988 11 месяцев назад +2

    Jerma is it true you saw Arceus once

  • @PromethusTitian
    @PromethusTitian 11 месяцев назад +3

    Is jerma commiting warcrimes again

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Use me as a-" 😳

  • @MGBlast666
    @MGBlast666 11 месяцев назад +2

    Game is so fun