i cant get enough. i listen to them like podcasts while im doing something else. one time i was wondering where tf this scratching noise was coming from and it was a jerma video i forgot i had playing where he was scratching digital scratch cards
incidentally started taking a bong rip at the same time the clip of jerma pretending to take a bong rip came on and i felt like that one person in chat that wanted to breathe in sync w him
Put a little bb sized wax ball on your bowl. Hover your lighter over the bowl while inhaling slightly. This will pull the flame closer to the wax, and pull hot air over and into the bowl. This melts the wax into the bowl. Then sprinkle more herb over top so you aren’t creating an oil fire, and presto the perfect way to get schtonked
I like when jerma tells chat what to say before doing a stupid bit bc it feels like playing pretend with that one really bossy girl from like 1st grade
He thinks it was an urban myth that the first pregnant man would become the new owner of Disney world. I believe this is a corruption of the “if you give birth at Disney world you get lifetime tickets” myth but I guarantee Ster was the one who told him the corrupted version
"What do you mean why did I say that - why did you type that?" fully solidifies the idea that Jerma is just a puppet unaware of his own agency, and views chat as one entity leading him astray
It sucks that he tried to do a black hole stream and didn’t know that he’d be eternally stuck inside of it without ever aging because time doesn’t pass in there 😞
I finally figured out the 29:35 thing, i was rewatching his façade playthrough and apparently he thinks theres some internet myth that says the first pregnant man gets to own Disney World somehow
13:11 feels like To Catch a Predator when they pull up receipts and the perpetrator panics and starts giving the weirdest, most absurd lies you've ever heard in your life😭😭😭
every time chat tells jerma to do something he becomes VERY tempted to do it it becomes an impulsive thought to him he REALLY wants to do it and then he does it and it’s the best. never fails!
one of my main reasons for making this is that i had seen the majority of the clips in most clip compilations so i decided to take matters into my own hands
i have really bad attention spans when it comes to youtube videos sometimes and i need you to know that ever since i opened this video in a new tab i occasionally click over, watch about 1.3 seconds of the hulk burger clip, go "wait i don't care anymore" and then pause the video and click off to a different tab. this, plus youtube sending me back a few seconds after i reset my computer, has resulted in me watching a fragment of the hulk burger clip at least 35 times. it got to the point where in a moment of lucidity i went "i can't do this anymore" and had to skip forward to when the bit was over so it wouldn't keep happening.
At 13:40 I know that it looks like he could be zerking off with that but I believe him about the dog vitamin pump. He has a kong brand treat container (the cheese nozzle thing) and the dubious dog food on the floor. These lead to the expert conclusion that i made. Jerma985 was zerking off with the dog vitamins
22:56 Thank you so much for including this. This JERMA is MAD series was my first initial introduction to Jerma back in the day, and it still stands as one of my favorites of all time.
When he shows his room and there is a pump and tissue. Its insane because everyone said zerk iff gear and then he just makes it infinitely worst by telling us its dog vitamineq he might have been eating
3:42 This part just reminds me like you were trying out hats on your dog, and you shift it around to see which way looks funnier. And the dog just staring at you, loving you.
54:48 This is one of my favorite jerma clips and this is the first time I've actually seen it in a compilation like this. Glad it's getting some recognition.
Love how this compilation has made me discover new Jerma clips! Thought I had seen everything in the 3 years of being here, but I've been proven wrong! Big thanks!!
36:36 Prime jerma would have looped the camera feed so that he could have made a bit about there being a little miniature person inside his esophagus that was trying to find a way out
I was tasked with watching a baby and the baby woke up and my oldest sibling powers didn't kick in yet so I panicked and showed the baby the first minute of this on my phone (I do this to my own siblings who are not infants) and it worked until Jerma said to not watch Star... Then the baby got upset so I had to do lunges around the house until he felt better. I don't know why I'm telling you this...
im at the point where im getting jerma comps with 30 views
you and me both
i cant get enough. i listen to them like podcasts while im doing something else.
one time i was wondering where tf this scratching noise was coming from and it was a jerma video i forgot i had playing where he was scratching digital scratch cards
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twins
he swallowed the seaman egg
what is WRONG with you
*SSSEEEAAAAA‑MAAAAN!!!*
The milky white seaman egg
OwO
i heard this in jerma's "reading chat" voice
Jerma’s old house is such a liminal space it scares me so much
I've had dreams about being locked in that basement while Jerma slowly trudges down the stairs with a Bible in his hands, it's always terrifying.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @@Lux_Ferox
@@Lux_Ferox the power of christ compels you
One of those doors lead to the Backrooms.
Lol its literally just a hose wym
incidentally started taking a bong rip at the same time the clip of jerma pretending to take a bong rip came on and i felt like that one person in chat that wanted to breathe in sync w him
I want to breathe in Jerma's sink
What when was that 😂
I've had this happen like 3 times. I need to take a t-break.
Put a little bb sized wax ball on your bowl. Hover your lighter over the bowl while inhaling slightly. This will pull the flame closer to the wax, and pull hot air over and into the bowl. This melts the wax into the bowl. Then sprinkle more herb over top so you aren’t creating an oil fire, and presto the perfect way to get schtonked
@@lindboknifeandtool that sounds awesome dude ive never tried wax but ill check it out
Jerma forcing himself not to DESTROY the cardboard piano cause of cuteness aggression killed me
3:53
Jerma would take a bong rip and ask his host if they have carrots but NOT to eat just to look at, so he can get into the mindset
Getting that vitamin See
bunny boy jerma
I like when jerma tells chat what to say before doing a stupid bit bc it feels like playing pretend with that one really bossy girl from like 1st grade
!!!!!! so real
20:26 I love when Jerma has the same reaction to Jerma that we have
I love that he talks about his past self in the third person
Different entities
we all know the original model of jerma was replaced at some point
I love the waves of ??? from the chat when Jerma says "If I was pregnant, I would get Disney World."
He thinks it was an urban myth that the first pregnant man would become the new owner of Disney world. I believe this is a corruption of the “if you give birth at Disney world you get lifetime tickets” myth but I guarantee Ster was the one who told him the corrupted version
"What do you mean why did I say that - why did you type that?" fully solidifies the idea that Jerma is just a puppet unaware of his own agency, and views chat as one entity leading him astray
otto is the evil witch that's been controlling him all these years.
I miss Jerma. Such a shame that black hole took him :(
he was trying to go back in time
It sucks that he tried to do a black hole stream and didn’t know that he’d be eternally stuck inside of it without ever aging because time doesn’t pass in there 😞
It's Jerma. That's probably his fetish
he had it coming
the stream was good though :/
“gimme a hummer and ill die at 48 years old”
amazing compilation, my kegels excercise has never been so sublime
WHAT
so real, any pelvic floor dysfunction bros in chat?
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HOLY SHIT
HUH
I finally figured out the 29:35 thing, i was rewatching his façade playthrough and apparently he thinks theres some internet myth that says the first pregnant man gets to own Disney World somehow
I... what
i was hoping someone would explain that. hes a walking embodiment of plato's cave allegory
is it loosely based on the myth pregnant woman who had a child at disney world would get lifetime access? bc that’s what i thought of when he said tht
13:11 feels like To Catch a Predator when they pull up receipts and the perpetrator panics and starts giving the weirdest, most absurd lies you've ever heard in your life😭😭😭
Except i firmly believe this cartoon character was telling the truth
every time chat tells jerma to do something he becomes VERY tempted to do it it becomes an impulsive thought to him he REALLY wants to do it and then he does it and it’s the best. never fails!
i miss him
i miss him to, it’s been so long since the accident
really good comp love ster saying yaoi and jerma immediately hitting him in the head
Young jerma looks like someone who would beat me up in high school, while elderly jerma looks like me in high school
This is an all time comp, you've pulled a lot of clips I haven't seen
one of my main reasons for making this is that i had seen the majority of the clips in most clip compilations so i decided to take matters into my own hands
@@bubblebboy Actual modern hero
based
@bubblebboy i love you
This is a particularly strange compilation and I love it
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@@AirportHell 1:05
3:43 new favorite jerma clip
I felt like my chest was going to collapse after watching that
his eyebrow 😭
Jerma is in his character customisation screen
it's crazy how there are so many good clips of jerma but everyone focuses on the same ones. Like up until this video I've never seen that one before
10:39 is my favorite noise he’s ever made, so glad it’s here I couldn’t remember what game it was
i have really bad attention spans when it comes to youtube videos sometimes and i need you to know that ever since i opened this video in a new tab i occasionally click over, watch about 1.3 seconds of the hulk burger clip, go "wait i don't care anymore" and then pause the video and click off to a different tab. this, plus youtube sending me back a few seconds after i reset my computer, has resulted in me watching a fragment of the hulk burger clip at least 35 times. it got to the point where in a moment of lucidity i went "i can't do this anymore" and had to skip forward to when the bit was over so it wouldn't keep happening.
have you tried meth
Bro get some adhd meds that's really bad...
Average black turmoline wearer
actually what
bro... stare at some walls or something....
jerma industrial conplex
At 13:40 I know that it looks like he could be zerking off with that but I believe him about the dog vitamin pump. He has a kong brand treat container (the cheese nozzle thing) and the dubious dog food on the floor. These lead to the expert conclusion that i made. Jerma985 was zerking off with the dog vitamins
I'm fucking CRYING at the way these are clipped
the best jerma comp ive seen in a while
14:47 killed me. Archery?
He has such a talent in pulling the most unexpected answer out of his ass at any moment
i like that jerma would have preferred chat believing he eats dog vitamins instead of him zerkin off
theres a certain terrifying but undeniably also sexual aura here that makes my forehead audibly crinkle
joyous day for a jerma viewing
22:56 Thank you so much for including this. This JERMA is MAD series was my first initial introduction to Jerma back in the day, and it still stands as one of my favorites of all time.
very geezeresque of him to have a giant pump of dog vitamins that he "probably wasn't eating"
the way he said he "probably" wasnt eating it means he definitely was eating it.
Ive eaten dry dog food its not bad
I love jerma, i wish he wouldnt go away when i take my meds
Watching this as I lay sick in bed thank u for making this gobless
I can't believe he quit streaming to become ludwig's assistant.
fly high jerma 🕊️🕊️ he will be missed ❤still cant believe he was abducted from those aliens
He abducted the aliens dude
abducted FROM the aliens?? WHAT TOOK HIM FROM ALIENS?
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When he shows his room and there is a pump and tissue. Its insane because everyone said zerk iff gear and then he just makes it infinitely worst by telling us its dog vitamineq he might have been eating
10:40 he isn’t playing a game, this happened in an elevator
this was such a great comp. im real anxious today and this was a big help, thanks :)
i'm glad it could help !
5:35 BURGERZZZ XD #NOMMERZ 😜😜
Such a weird bit
@@ArlieMeadowit’s not a bit? Every stream he does a dedicated “burger time” section and acts and says the exact same thing every time.
29:04 is the primordial jerma clip
the perfect coalescence of jerma boiled down into its bare essentials
if you try and gargle a gogo squeez it will clump up and you'll choke and apple sauce will spray every where.
I like jerma because he shits like the rest of us
3:42
This part just reminds me like you were trying out hats on your dog, and you shift it around to see which way looks funnier.
And the dog just staring at you, loving you.
14:31 I love this clip so much. that is a ':D hii!!!' smile
He just like me fr :3
8:01 the famous sparkle on its Wednesday origin
This is by far one of the best Jerma compilations I've come across, great work!
"cgi cant do that" i dont think jerma has watched an animated movie in the last 10 years
Love the edits showing chat and just well clipped together overall!
Something so comforting about seeing classic tf2 clips being used in one of these videos
This assortment will do. *vacuum sounds*
This is like something he would say
@@solharv7817imperfect jerma clone making comments
my favorite jerma clips are the ones where he breathes in heavy and you can hear his nose whistle
this is the best compilation ive seen lately 😩
54:48 This is one of my favorite jerma clips and this is the first time I've actually seen it in a compilation like this. Glad it's getting some recognition.
Do y’all think jerma and his dealer explore eachothers bodies
You mean ster? Yes
Love how this compilation has made me discover new Jerma clips! Thought I had seen everything in the 3 years of being here, but I've been proven wrong! Big thanks!!
watching this on august 4th. happy birthday jerma
Woah, I share a birthday with Jerma??
Woah, I share a birthday with Jerma??
These clips are so good wtf
Never seen 1:03
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love it, love u fellow jermites
6:19 = Strap on, by the way
Watching this on August 4th, Jerma’s bday! (except it actually isn’t because he’s a compulsive liar)
I will always love the jerma vr calibration clip
14:40 is so good how have i never seen it
OMG HE’S SO CUTE!!! MY HEART!!!
11:18 I've never seen that clip til now, absolutely hilarious 😂
This is a top-tier comp. Every clip had me rolling
“dude you just got frenzy flamed by the three fingers”
Thank you, this has many new Jermas that I haven't seen yet
Honestly one of the best compilation because almost every clip makes me laugh. Thanks!
21:16
jerma jumpscare sound
43:11 the theater kid accusations are starting to hold more weight
im so happy i finally found a jerma video with clips i haven't seen
VILLAINOUS streamer gets PSYCHOLOGICALLY ABUSED by chat.
that was a very good set of clips thank you
this will sustain me
@@misshooman i concur
Honestly haven't seen a few of these, impressive
36:36 Prime jerma would have looped the camera feed so that he could have made a bit about there being a little miniature person inside his esophagus that was trying to find a way out
16:32 my inventory's full, how do I- /oh shit/
If he died do you think theyd let us eat him?
I LOVE THE CRYSTAL BRACELET CLIP ....
I love this man!
He didn’t have to hold my family hostage for me to admit this 🥰🥰
the clip where he lays on the table to mop up the "wetness" kills me
Jerma binked my birthday as August 4th
he just gets me laughing
"i like this picture :)"
"they're all tall :("
IT'S JERMA'S BIRTHDAY TODAY?!
amazing i've never seen these clips before i'm so happy
Love these rare clips
I haven't seen more of the LABO stream than just clips of it... the bag pants was an entirely new clip for me and it took me OUTTT
I'm literally in love with this comp
germa is the typa guy id watch when i hadn't had my prescribed adderall
Jermas flawless teeth always make me feel uneasy
Bro you just got frenzied flamed by the three fingers.
Bro you just got three fingered.
WHY ARE SO MANY OFD THESE CLIPS HORNY
Is this that jerma guy my grandson keeps telling me about???
i love the revelation that jerma knows what the urethra is but not the uvula
I was tasked with watching a baby and the baby woke up and my oldest sibling powers didn't kick in yet so I panicked and showed the baby the first minute of this on my phone (I do this to my own siblings who are not infants) and it worked until Jerma said to not watch Star... Then the baby got upset so I had to do lunges around the house until he felt better. I don't know why I'm telling you this...
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