Making the cockpit was so fucking funny I was rushing my ass off to get it cut out then someone else added beard jerma up in the top left. Truly a collaborative effort of love
Jerma is such a swell fellow! We met at Trader Joe's and he talked to me about his new obsession, frozen grapes. After some chatting he offered me to come to his to try them. And they are delicious! I'm just waiting for him to come get me, the walk in freezer is getting very cold.
@@_binocularsWhoa, a real person from the past. Do you have RUclips comment notifications or something? I must have disabled mine a decade and a half ago. I only saw you reply because I was still watching the video (and won't know if you reply again because I've finished it).
I love how he went from "I'd hate to be old, and just have my teeth fall out mid-conversation" into someone saying that seems like a thing he'd just do for fun, into an immediate "Actually yeah I'm gonna do that soon"
I remember being a kid and hearing horror stories about stores like spencers and now im old and like "Oh yeah, the place that sells both Pokemon shirts and adult toys. The plushes go on sale a lot so its neat to collect stuff"
The sex toys that are for people who use a sex toy once then kind of just let it fester in their bedside drawer because it wasn't as mind blowing as they expected it to be
Hello, Chingas9378. I'm sorry to inform you that, as your radiologist, I've been made aware of your exposure to this here video 11 months ago and I bear terrible news. As it turns out, we _gravely_ underreported the emissions from even short-lived Jeremiah Elbertson sightings when we did those -human- uhh 'animal' test trials some years ago, and together with your crippling addiction to gargling Radium to "make your teef glowy", it has exposed you to far too much radiation - more than seven times the yearly dosage limit!! Anyways, that's neither here nor there - friend of mine who's your chiropractor told me you're just going to die from 'sudden head implode' syndrome in a couple days either way, but I thought I'd let you know :) hope you're having a good one bud!
jerma videos are seriously some of my favourite videos. i am not joking, i have a thing where it helps to listen to videos when i got to sleep and i bounce between jerma and a couple other content creators i like, but jerma videos, specifically the coin game videos by him are easily in the top 3 videos that have helped me get to sleep. i do also want to clarify that it’s not because the content is boring, but that i’ve heard it so many times i know what he’s going to say, so it’s easier to switch my brain off and just sleep using the video as noise. love ya jerma, you were toss from us too soon.
i think its cannon to imagine jerma winning 400 tickets in the arcade and in the next minute, he runs around asking strangers if they “want to hang out with me? i got 400 tickets!”
@@beet4135Well I did think about what is bad to watch after getting home. For example cringe youtube content or bad content in general. I didn't really think it would matter that much to type it into a comment
@@fixthefernback8030well he's still in school so you can't expect him to understand. What do you have to say about that? I can't hear you. Can you speak up? Huh?
@@LieseFury I'll have you know that I had to watch that video again for a witty response because I genuinely haven't seen it in like 9 years. And I don't even have a witty respone after it to boot.
On the mech thing, isn't it odd that you're playing as the only human character in a world of weird, robot egg-people? Like, it's unironically _more_ thematically-appropriate to be piloting a mech through the arcade than it is to just... be a normal human.
How hard is it for him to say "I'm really good at punch-out." Why foes he have to add modifiers to it like we won't be impressed if he isn't perfect at it? Chat calls him a god if he manages to put suspenders on without choking himself.
About 3 and a half minutes in i had the thought of how sad it was that people play virtual arcade games. Then i realized i was watching a video of someone virtually play arcade games.
i went to an arcade recently and tried to play the tron arcade machine... i know it's harder on purpose but i still fucking struggled. luckily it was one of those "pay at the front" type of establishments so the only thing i really wasted was a bit of my time and pride.
I work in a lab that is trying to reverse the aging process. Turns out a lot of aging comes from changes to our epigenomes as we age. If you can, I would get your DNA samples while you're young because we can actually completely reset the genomes of rats that we are working on and it literally deages them. It's maybe 15-20 years from being human ready but you'll need a copy of when your genome was undamaged to avoid major complications such as cancer
love the idea of a massive robot from 4459 casually wandering around a mall playing skeeball
40,459*
POV you are the man in black alien that pilots the cyborg
B-Movie from the early 2000s energy
i love how jerma asks if “we” can do something. silly jeremy, nobody else is in the room with you!
He’s asking the other more aggressive and threatening personalities in his head
You know he still does that when he turns the stream off and plays picross and mobile games
I am.
Literally crazy person
hes speaking to the voices
I love robo-Jerma exclaiming "candy!"
Do you have any charleston chews?
How could you not like it?
2:51
Jenny!
@Atlas.Brooklyn it's got candy!
Making the cockpit was so fucking funny I was rushing my ass off to get it cut out then someone else added beard jerma up in the top left. Truly a collaborative effort of love
Jerma is such a swell fellow! We met at Trader Joe's and he talked to me about his new obsession, frozen grapes. After some chatting he offered me to come to his to try them. And they are delicious! I'm just waiting for him to come get me, the walk in freezer is getting very cold.
The cask of frozen grapes
@@pancutio SOMEBODY FRIGGIN HELP ME! HELP MEEEEE! I CAN'T SEE! AM I INSIDE OR AM I OUTSIDE? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???
he’s still in there
Yup
Finding out Jerma was headed back to the arcade made my heart sink. How will he and Holly afford the house now 😔
Jerma was heading* back, or
Jerma headed* back.
@@BodywiseMustard That’s it. Meat grinder
@@_binocularsWhoa, a real person from the past. Do you have RUclips comment notifications or something? I must have disabled mine a decade and a half ago. I only saw you reply because I was still watching the video (and won't know if you reply again because I've finished it).
@@BodywiseMustardThen you do not know that I am in your walls
I love how he went from "I'd hate to be old, and just have my teeth fall out mid-conversation" into someone saying that seems like a thing he'd just do for fun, into an immediate "Actually yeah I'm gonna do that soon"
Jerma trying to understand how Human arcades work will never not be funny
The small bookshelf dividing Spencer's is so ungodly accurate
the amount of times Jerma goes from "no thats disgusting i hate that" to "next time im doing something im going to do that. is insane
Jerma is back to his addiction
"we had one of these when I was a kid"
hmmm i wonder where it all started
I saw this video appear in my notifications and audibly said "Not again"
I remember being a kid and hearing horror stories about stores like spencers and now im old and like "Oh yeah, the place that sells both Pokemon shirts and adult toys. The plushes go on sale a lot so its neat to collect stuff"
Good combination
i read "i remember kidnapping a kid" at first
The sex toys that are for people who use a sex toy once then kind of just let it fester in their bedside drawer because it wasn't as mind blowing as they expected it to be
@@JacobKinsley this is SO real
Get yourself something from fleshlight or something made out of proper soft silicone @@Vonias
"I wmhmill NmhT be bmhmsted by smhme FmhCKING KmhDS GhmME!" - Jerma on Armored Slots 6
The Coin Game island is Jerma's equivalent of the Truman show.
2:16 might be best jerma sound this year
nah dawg 12:01 moved me to tears
No, both best and worst sound is locked in as *boom* "OH MY-" *BOOOOM*
@@KarazolaXthat one was glorious to witness
@@KarazolaXwhat's the source of that one
@@Mystic-Midnight search 'Jerma DMC3 Nuke'
i really enjoy these shorter videos, less exposure to jerma to me is like keeping radiation on smaller doses
Hello, Chingas9378. I'm sorry to inform you that, as your radiologist, I've been made aware of your exposure to this here video 11 months ago and I bear terrible news. As it turns out, we _gravely_ underreported the emissions from even short-lived Jeremiah Elbertson sightings when we did those -human- uhh 'animal' test trials some years ago, and together with your crippling addiction to gargling Radium to "make your teef glowy", it has exposed you to far too much radiation - more than seven times the yearly dosage limit!!
Anyways, that's neither here nor there - friend of mine who's your chiropractor told me you're just going to die from 'sudden head implode' syndrome in a couple days either way, but I thought I'd let you know :) hope you're having a good one bud!
I didn’t know they added coin-op games to Armored Core. Reminds me of when they released Just Cause 4 for the 3DS.
>sees Hawken Cockpit
>"Oh man its mech warrior"
I'm in so much pain.
hawken deez nuts
jerma videos are seriously some of my favourite videos. i am not joking, i have a thing where it helps to listen to videos when i got to sleep and i bounce between jerma and a couple other content creators i like, but jerma videos, specifically the coin game videos by him are easily in the top 3 videos that have helped me get to sleep. i do also want to clarify that it’s not because the content is boring, but that i’ve heard it so many times i know what he’s going to say, so it’s easier to switch my brain off and just sleep using the video as noise. love ya jerma, you were toss from us too soon.
true, some of his chill streams are very soothing
I played jerma to sleep at a sleepover, one of my friends was scared awake by his screaming 😭. Meanwhile I’m blissfully asleep
@@gray9606 if he knew who Jerma was he'd be scared knowing that Jerma could see him sleeping
Same here. Probably my favorite video to fall asleep to is the Vegas Stakes one (Mr. Green).
The industrial revolution and it's uhh... how that shit go?
I’m sick right now and your videos make me feel much worse! Thanks!
I could listen to this old timer describe mall stores all day. thanks for the video, and thank your grandchildren for uploading it ! :)
He has to have enough tickets to buy an mp3 players by now
This feels like a sequel to Just Cause 3DS and I love it
I had a dream I was hitting the dougie with jerma
that was real, you don't remember? you were on stream in front of 153k people
I was there with you
I had a dream I was hitting the jerma with doug
the fuckin mech suit was hilarious but it just pissed my gf off. she felt it "distracted from the gameplay"
Watching jerma for gameplay is like watching game of thrones for porn
Have sex with her in a mech suit and see if she thinks it detracts from the gameplay then!
i think its cannon to imagine jerma winning 400 tickets in the arcade and in the next minute, he runs around asking strangers if they “want to hang out with me? i got 400 tickets!”
I would say yes
Jerma is the best thing to watch after getting home from school
When do we get the worst thing to watch after getting home from school? Huh? Ever thought about that kid? I bet not.
@@beet4135Well I did think about what is bad to watch after getting home. For example cringe youtube content or bad content in general. I didn't really think it would matter that much to type it into a comment
@@TheUncoolestPersonissajoke
@@beet4135watching paint dry
@@fixthefernback8030well he's still in school so you can't expect him to understand. What do you have to say about that? I can't hear you. Can you speak up? Huh?
my favourite gambler is back on the grind
Ah my daily intake of insanity
I feel like BT-7274 from Titanfall would be really good at Stacker, it's just a hunch.
stand tall for turtlefall
@@LieseFury I'll have you know that I had to watch that video again for a witty response because I genuinely haven't seen it in like 9 years. And I don't even have a witty respone after it to boot.
This was the perfect video length to eat my salad to during my break. Thanks jerma
2 minutes into the video and it’s already derailed by an overly elaborate bit, like clockwork
On the mech thing, isn't it odd that you're playing as the only human character in a world of weird, robot egg-people? Like, it's unironically _more_ thematically-appropriate to be piloting a mech through the arcade than it is to just... be a normal human.
Jerma, thank you so much for existing. I don't think i'd be able to go about my day without hearing your voice.
:)
Least parasocial jerma fan
That's not healthy though
@@keithdavid5206 PSYCHO community members CANNOT comprehend another PERSON requiring social interaction to function PROPERLY
Yes… yes you can. If he didn’t exist you’d be just find. Calm down wtf
Holy shit did not expect the hawken mech hud
this is the dark souls of jerma games
Honestly Jerma piloting a mech with his own arms sticking out just seems appropriate
Love how quickly Jerma says he WILL live to 100 with pure confidence then backs down then after realizing he can do a bit is back on it
I wish the mech bit lasted just a little longer..
His robot bits are soooo funny
the whole stream is a robot bit?? he’s usually just pretending to be human.
No no NO please... I was so close and he stopped... Fuck...
Dude i remember going a little too far into spencers and being terrified
this is what the DMT robot saw during his trip
10:45 Hollow Knight npc death sound
the "your wife has +2 rizz" joke from chat made him laugh in a way ive never heard before
Jerma has been doing such amazing skits for years
Mech Arcade sounds like an old Gainax anime
God that Hawken hud takes me back
Arcade andy returns agains
I need to see Jerma play that new Robocop game
How hard is it for him to say "I'm really good at punch-out." Why foes he have to add modifiers to it like we won't be impressed if he isn't perfect at it?
Chat calls him a god if he manages to put suspenders on without choking himself.
imagine wearing a morph suit, but the suit weighs 30 to 60 pounds. That's about the best equivalent I can give to being very old
I believe yoy
oh my god a coin game video
2:48 lives rent free
2:07 What did he say?????😢😢😢😢
wake up babe new coin game highlight video dropped
I remember previously jerma getting insanely mad i needed to hide inside my closet for 3 hrs straight hearing him being REAL mad
Lol i had the butt bank that made fart noises
About 3 and a half minutes in i had the thought of how sad it was that people play virtual arcade games. Then i realized i was watching a video of someone virtually play arcade games.
i went to an arcade recently and tried to play the tron arcade machine... i know it's harder on purpose but i still fucking struggled. luckily it was one of those "pay at the front" type of establishments so the only thing i really wasted was a bit of my time and pride.
We're so back
1:50 was sleeping to this in the best fo september superdazza video and went half awake to this part, i was so fucking confused
Jerma’s contempt for the elderly is astounding
Jerma my jerloved
Jerma is my favorite toaster
Yeah, I really wanna take a bath with him
Contender for best noise 12:00
No more new content from the sky, he sadly passed away
The return of the Boston Gambler
protocol 3: protect the streamer
I love the idea that the reason Jerma doesn’t post highlights on his main channel is because he forgot the password for it
I heard him say 'Spunkie' as 'Sputnik', and was very confused.
i love jeremiah
Mobile Suit Jeremy
Good lord this video started out strong
Hot Topic made me a secret My Little Pony Comic Book Collector and nobody knows.
You know what? Good for you.
I like to doze off to these videos at night, I call it jerming off.
Oh we are so back.
I work in a lab that is trying to reverse the aging process. Turns out a lot of aging comes from changes to our epigenomes as we age. If you can, I would get your DNA samples while you're young because we can actually completely reset the genomes of rats that we are working on and it literally deages them. It's maybe 15-20 years from being human ready but you'll need a copy of when your genome was undamaged to avoid major complications such as cancer
What do you mean by DNA samples? Like a computer file that stores your DNA? I think that's how all the ancestry websites work
"I'll take one youth-icizing, please. No, my boners are just fine. I just want a second chance at not being such a fuck-up."
Last time I was this early to a jerma video he wasn't in debt to chat
Honey, Jerma posted another coin game video!
the coin is great
Coin Game is to Jerma what Minecraft was to every RUclips Let's Player 7 years ago
I’ve been avoiding Armored Core 6 spoilers, Thanks Jermany1985 😡
This was one of the first ones that I watched the vod first. I am sad that I am not watching new content :(
Its the 999th video!
These old videos make me so sad😢 thanks for all the laughs jerma
Can't believe he's gone:(
COIN GAME VIDEO
I just love this game so much
coin game
return of DMT robot
Love you Jerma 💪
the imperial probe droid stream
my favorite series is back yayyyyyyyyy
Jerma will haul all the tickets back to his lair, hoarding them like a gremlin
Omg omg 999 videos!!!
the beginning is just a Bender pov
Last time I was this early to a jerma video he was in Boston
once more he turns to gambling (but child-friendly)
Hahaha Oktoberfest!
I’ve developed the absolute worst ever most severe parasocial relationship with this man. Too bad he’s not real
Cruelty Squad