I think we all do, but jerma has such high energy it shows often. Watching robin williams last night and noticed that same sort of idea for his written material
6:30 Imagine being in a real arcade and you just see an unusually short man win the stack game and he lets out the loudest most disturbing CACKLE and then moves on to another game. And then he spends six hours playing this other game
One time i won stackem at the bowling alley but then it kept repeating "prize error, prize error, please consult an attendant" then the attendant came over and thought i cheated and wouldn't give me my MP3 player. Thanks for the reminder Jerma.
This is the kind of game someone like Jerma plays and fails for an hour straight and when he leaves some 6 year old walks up and beats it on the first try
There’s something so quintessentially Jerma about failing something repeatedly for two hours straight, finally giving up, and then going back to said thing as a joke and acing it first try
Stacker machines have a setting to skip the winning frame every so often to keep most people from winning, but there was a pizza place I went to as a kid that didn’t have that setting on, and i won all three Nintendo DS Lites from the machine then the machine was gone the next week
@@Sammie1053 no that was the lottery tickets Jokes aside he genuinely did stream longer then six hours and kept going back to the chicken game and the coin pushers, often spending half an hour to 45 minutes on each machine each visit and loudly denying he had any issues
As hilarious as the Dizzybird segment was, watching the whole "jermaliedaboutthefidgetspinner" thing play out live had me laughing for like 2 minutes straight. it's one of those moments that almost perfectly sums up Jerma's fanbase to me.
Honestly his Coin Game streams were so SOOOO good. Something about them were like, really engaging and funny, but also super laid back and sleepy. I think I fell asleep to his Coin Game VODs at least 10 times. It's just so relaxing, even when he screams because he can't win the fucking bird game.
His screams are asmr lmao. Obviously it isnt, but God have I fallen asleep during his streams and like his screams affect my dreams, so many times nrgegdfsfcfv
@@GamerSisters I think there was some study done a while back that concluded that like.. hearing ANYTHING while you sleep will effect your dreams. I used to fall asleep to music all the time, and I swear I've never had weirder dreams in my life than when I would fall asleep to music. Chiptune stuff especially would give me some WEIRD ass dreams, I don't know why.
rgb mew I love hearing Jerma while I’m sleeping. I live alone and I’m at a pretty lonely point in my life generally. Jerma is pretty much my rock right now, helps my dreams stay on the positive side I think. It’s funny because I actually discovered his coin game streams like a week ago when I was just looking for one that was 7+ hours. Then I couldn’t stop watching, just yesterday finished the coin game 2nd stream from Christmas. Love this game, hope he continues to stream it.
It was a great stream, I considered making an edit when it first came out but decided against it because I had already watched a decent portion of it. I'm glad an edit finally made it to the 2ndJerma channel. Hope more videos are coming because it had a lot of great moments.
Imagine that there is an alernative universe where Jerma actually went and played Skeeball, and NEVER hit the Dizzy Bird jackpot. We're lucky to live in the good universe.
i always thought this was a survival horror game and was just waiting for something scary to happen when people play this game. the low lighting makes this game feel threatening
It really feels like GTA San Adreas where if you go outside at the right spot at night, you'll get ubducted by aliens or something. Kinda wish they'd add some weird/spooky Easter eggs for people who expect that kinda thing.
Jerma strikes me as the type of guy to Chad walk over to the punch-strength machine, get a pitifully low score, and then rapidly scoot away while looking around to make sure there's no kids snickering at him.
Coin collectors got really excited that theres somethin called "The Coin Game" until they found out it wasnt about staring at coins for an entire 8 hour stream
I once won a stackem in a hotel, got the major prize for a DSi. I pulled it out an the box was empty, I headed to reception to ask about it an they say I won just the box.
all of these stories seem to have a common theme. wagies becoming upset that families are having fun. wagies are upset that they need to deal with issues. pathetic lol
11:59 That's why he's called Mr. Green. It has nothing do with dollar bills, but instead refers to the green light he tried so hard to get on Dizzy Bird.
'And in local news, an incredibly elderly and wealthy man, identifying himself only as 'Mister Greenz', had to be forcibly removed from a Chucky Cheese's by the police.' But seriously that ending, holy hell now I know he pretends to suck at video games if he can just pull that shit off.
i had this in the background playing thinking he was gonna play like 8 different machines, all Im gonna say is I have that bird noise planted forever in my brain
I became vicariously obsessed watching this, I was cursing at my monitor every time it came close and was so afraid when I saw Jerma walking away as the video was almost over. Him going back to get the jackpot made my entire month, thank god.
I can't believe I watched the VOD of this stream in it's entirety, and now I'm watching the edited version again. There's something so entertaining about watching Jerma obsess over ticket arcade games.
Well it's more of an upward spiral, he's just gone too far... Oh wait no... he hasn't gone far enough with that one... no, almost... Aww not quite far enough that time...
I work at a local pizzeria with an arcade, and we have a Dizzy Chicken machine. I can say it's entire "Hey play this one!" dialogue with it when starts to play, pauses and all, and watching Jerma play the stupid thing for several hours broke me inside.
The only stream I watched every minute of. Genuinely fascinating, and I cant articulate myself by the normal means of critique. It's just... All the coin game streams are wonderful
The hockey game is actually *really* hard. I dunno if the dev adjusted it since this stream or if Jerma is just a god of a gambler, but I can't beat it at all :c
Imagine you're a kid in the arcade and seeing a 35 year old man talking to himself to someone called "chat" whilst hogging and screaming at all the machines.
I think the funniest part about this is we were one dot away from him getting it the first try, saving us from hours of dizzy bird addiction. Really puts reality into perspective
In the arcade's glow, where colors blur, Jerma's fixated on Dizzy Bird's whir. Tickets in hand, he can't break free, Spinning glowing lights, pure arcade glee.
Ah yes, arcades. AKA: "How to give your child nihilistic cynicism in just 5 easy steps". Seriously, arcade machines are both nostalgic yet absolutely evil. The perfect blend of excitement, wonder and soul-crushing despair.
the intro for this video makes me insane. first, EXCELLENT use of great gatsby. and just now i noticed the fucking dizzy bird sound every time the light flashed, which itself was the channel logo. huge props to the editor for that, it’s super good and incredibly stupid.
Imagine watching the stream before being sent out to work at 9am and it comes to your lunchbreak at 1pm and you check back into the stream and he's still playing Dizzy Bird.
Игры
I love how Jerma manages to have both the sense of wonder of a 9 year old and the cynicism of a 90 year old at the same time
Perfect summary of why jerma is great
I think we all do, but jerma has such high energy it shows often. Watching robin williams last night and noticed that same sort of idea for his written material
And the language of an 18 year old
Strictly_Deft_ what a megalomaniac sicko!
The perfect unbalance 😗👌
Hearing his irl arcade stories makes me want to watch a live GoPro stream of Jeremy in an actual arcade and making real children cry
He just would stare at the kids that wanted to play until they would leave.
Like some kind of psychopathic Brutal Moose.
That would be a pretty cool stream
Jerma is the kind of madman to do something like that
this.
I love how 95% of Jerma's humour just involves describing funny scenes in incredibly vivid detail
And even though they're extremely outlandish and basically the ravings of a lunatic, they're always extremely relatable and completely understandable
Once you notice how often he says something's made out of clay you'll see it constantly
And the other 5% involves coffee, Cheetos, and chicken.
95% of jermas humour is saying 95%
and thats why we love him
6:30 Imagine being in a real arcade and you just see an unusually short man win the stack game and he lets out the loudest most disturbing CACKLE and then moves on to another game.
And then he spends six hours playing this other game
"Holy sht relax." says the tiny man
Imagine being the clerk on closing time when thie guy is still playing Dizzy Bird and hasn't won yet.
Do you really want to try to get him to leave?
LMAOOOOOO
and he didn't even grab his tickets
LMFAOO
One time i won stackem at the bowling alley but then it kept repeating "prize error, prize error, please consult an attendant" then the attendant came over and thought i cheated and wouldn't give me my MP3 player. Thanks for the reminder Jerma.
You should've killed them
Go back to the bowling alley kick his ass
Well you shouldn't have cheated
how the hell could you have cheated at that game?????
I would always walk in and tell the attendant I got a prize error lmao
This is the kind of game someone like Jerma plays and fails for an hour straight and when he leaves some 6 year old walks up and beats it on the first try
That's literally what actually happened, except the 6 year old was also Jerma
vinny beat it 3rd try lol
That actually happened to me once and I was pissed. If I ever had the urge to punt a child it was at that moment.
That actually happened in a Sponge Bob episode
@@soundwave5634 Mad cuz bad
“I’m going to be here for at least 20 minutes”
If only we knew.
There’s something so quintessentially Jerma about failing something repeatedly for two hours straight, finally giving up, and then going back to said thing as a joke and acing it first try
Proof Jerma is loved by the gods
@@Kokomilkie he is their most favoured jester
I like how the stackers prizes are either you get grass or headphones
The minor prize is tickets, but yeah they look like grass
@@Sm3xy_Waffle no joke I actually thought it was grass 😂
stack high to get high
why did i think they were glow sticks
I thought it was green beans in there and was really confused
Stacker machines have a setting to skip the winning frame every so often to keep most people from winning, but there was a pizza place I went to as a kid that didn’t have that setting on, and i won all three Nintendo DS Lites from the machine then the machine was gone the next week
Goddang
god removes the machine bc it doesnt scam well enough
You should’ve spread out your wins! You hunted the Nintendo DS Lite herd to extinction
@@remainprofane7732 apex predator andy
The best part of this stream was when he went back to it hours later and made chat act like he was playing nothing but dizzy bird that entire time.
Was sad that wasnt in here
Sounds like the sequel to Unregistered Hypercam.
fingers crossed they put it in another video
@@RedRocky54 they did!
Remember when Vinny beat this game like 3rd try after hearing about Jerma's 6 hour Hell?
Yes I do I'm glad I watched this
HE DID THIS FOR SIX HOURS?
I always hear about Vinny doing something really fast which took Jerma hours of attempts, but never the other way around.
He streamed the game for a total of 15 hours. One 9 hr, one 6 hr
@@Sammie1053 no that was the lottery tickets
Jokes aside he genuinely did stream longer then six hours and kept going back to the chicken game and the coin pushers, often spending half an hour to 45 minutes on each machine each visit and loudly denying he had any issues
this video is essentially the plot of that one spongebob episode where mr krabs installs a claw machine in the krusty krab
As hilarious as the Dizzybird segment was, watching the whole "jermaliedaboutthefidgetspinner" thing play out live had me laughing for like 2 minutes straight.
it's one of those moments that almost perfectly sums up Jerma's fanbase to me.
"I want to go to Chuck E Cheese." - Jerma before getting hosted by Chuck E Cheese and displaying mature pictures of him and Chuck LIVE ON STREAM.
Wait really? He was hosted by Chucke?
@@cheyannei5983 yes it is true
I need a link to this
@@icefive6770 ruclips.net/video/yZ97kxTA9sQ/видео.html
It's at 18:15
Thanks
Honestly his Coin Game streams were so SOOOO good. Something about them were like, really engaging and funny, but also super laid back and sleepy. I think I fell asleep to his Coin Game VODs at least 10 times. It's just so relaxing, even when he screams because he can't win the fucking bird game.
I fell asleep to the VOD every day for a week like a month ago
His screams are asmr lmao. Obviously it isnt, but God have I fallen asleep during his streams and like his screams affect my dreams, so many times nrgegdfsfcfv
@@GamerSisters I think there was some study done a while back that concluded that like.. hearing ANYTHING while you sleep will effect your dreams. I used to fall asleep to music all the time, and I swear I've never had weirder dreams in my life than when I would fall asleep to music. Chiptune stuff especially would give me some WEIRD ass dreams, I don't know why.
rgb mew I love hearing Jerma while I’m sleeping. I live alone and I’m at a pretty lonely point in my life generally. Jerma is pretty much my rock right now, helps my dreams stay on the positive side I think. It’s funny because I actually discovered his coin game streams like a week ago when I was just looking for one that was 7+ hours. Then I couldn’t stop watching, just yesterday finished the coin game 2nd stream from Christmas. Love this game, hope he continues to stream it.
It was a great stream, I considered making an edit when it first came out but decided against it because I had already watched a decent portion of it. I'm glad an edit finally made it to the 2ndJerma channel. Hope more videos are coming because it had a lot of great moments.
This is probably why it’s a good idea to keep jerma away from anything that remotely involves gambling
It's a good thing he doesn't live somewhere notorious for gambling
God, the fucking scratch tickets part of this stream was horrible to watch lol
@@oleub23 no it wasn't lol
@@ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson viva new vegas bb
@@gordonf5553 You ever notice how Mr. House is basically a png tuber streamer?
The green light great gatsby intro at the beginning makes so much more when you know the direction the stream goes in
well yeah, that's why they used that in the intro
That "green light" intro is actually perfect, omg
Jerma sounds like the kind of uncle his brothers and sisters hate
Yeah, his sisters didn't even come to his Thanksgiving meal because they hate him so much
but the kids love him, cuz he has a motorcycle and wears sunglasses indoors
"10 tokens to the kid that *screams the loudest"*
@@glumbortango7182 In a perfect world, men like me wouldn't exist, but we don't live in a perfect world.
Greg Allen seriously? Are you talkin about the stream he did?
Imagine that there is an alernative universe where Jerma actually went and played Skeeball, and NEVER hit the Dizzy Bird jackpot. We're lucky to live in the good universe.
i always thought this was a survival horror game and was just waiting for something scary to happen when people play this game. the low lighting makes this game feel threatening
to be fair, arcades of the 90’s felt like survival horror
They made an update where there’s a day and night cycle because in Survival there’s curfew
Don't go outside at night.
@@glumbortango7182 especially irl
It really feels like GTA San Adreas where if you go outside at the right spot at night, you'll get ubducted by aliens or something. Kinda wish they'd add some weird/spooky Easter eggs for people who expect that kinda thing.
The fact that he still misses by a mile after like a hundred tries makes me have an anxiety attack
Jerma strikes me as the type of guy to Chad walk over to the punch-strength machine, get a pitifully low score, and then rapidly scoot away while looking around to make sure there's no kids snickering at him.
Libya walk
Coin collectors got really excited that theres somethin called "The Coin Game" until they found out it wasnt about staring at coins for an entire 8 hour stream
hey i heard you built some new cells
Numismatists.
@@spideraba769 A person of culture, I see. Non-numismatists have no clue what it means though
@@jacobpshappy Yes we do, it isn't some sort of incredibly obscure word
@@RandomTomatoSoup i wasnt serious, friend, and I dont judge your knowledge of words
"Imma get stuck here for 20 minutes"
6 hours later
10:32 I laughed my ass off. nice edit mr editor
Local streamer goes bankrupt after a crippling addiction to a children's arcade game.
I once won a stackem in a hotel, got the major prize for a DSi. I pulled it out an the box was empty, I headed to reception to ask about it an they say I won just the box.
I'm pretty sure if you firebombed that place with a Molotov the police would understand.
@@STDMage Contact consumer protection to get a DSi, then firebomb the place.
Trolled
They are monsters for that
all of these stories seem to have a common theme. wagies becoming upset that families are having fun. wagies are upset that they need to deal with issues. pathetic lol
This is the early gambling career of Mr. Green.
mr green’s childhood
Back when he was only a sicko millionaire
11:59 That's why he's called Mr. Green. It has nothing do with dollar bills, but instead refers to the green light he tried so hard to get on Dizzy Bird.
@@bugjams DEEPEST. LORE.
🎶You can ba-gawk any time you like🎶
🎶But you can never leeeeeeave🎶
'And in local news, an incredibly elderly and wealthy man, identifying himself only as 'Mister Greenz', had to be forcibly removed from a Chucky Cheese's by the police.'
But seriously that ending, holy hell now I know he pretends to suck at video games if he can just pull that shit off.
Only a true master of gaming could tease his audience for 6 hours like that
luck
My "worst podcast ever" joke made it into the video. It's such a mundane victory but I feel a sense of accomplishment.
Shoutout to the editor for using the game to censor Jerma at 5:07
11:58 the proto Mr. Greenz
Jerma finally landing on the green light might be the single greatest character arc in history.
i had this in the background playing thinking he was gonna play like 8 different machines, all Im gonna say is I have that bird noise planted forever in my brain
FINALLY ITS HERE! 6 HOURS OF DIZZY BIRD! jermaVenus jermaVenus jermaVenus
BABABABABABABABABABABAAB.....BAKOOOOOCK
JermaJup JermaJup
JermaJup JermaJup
Jerma should upload to this channel the 6 hour un-edit of JUST Dizzy Bird, to see the slow transformation into an asshole to his audience.
@@El_Andru The "Descend to Madness" edit. Available: SOON
oh great, the actual twitch chat has invaded youtube.. Who wants to tell them their retarded emotes don't work here?
I became vicariously obsessed watching this, I was cursing at my monitor every time it came close and was so afraid when I saw Jerma walking away as the video was almost over. Him going back to get the jackpot made my entire month, thank god.
hey jerma when are you gonna go get the fidget spinner
Local Streamer hogs children arcade all to himself after taking out a 5000 dollar loan from estranged Uncle
Gambling Addiction: The Origin Story
This is the start of Mr. Greene
Didn’t vinny beat the dizzy bird game in like 4 attempts
but vinny is a demigod
Placed end to end, those Dizzy Bird tickets would reach the Jermoon.
Click 6:30 for to hear an actual madman
I can't believe I watched the VOD of this stream in it's entirety, and now I'm watching the edited version again. There's something so entertaining about watching Jerma obsess over ticket arcade games.
Ohhhh, yayyy. I love this game, especially messing with the robot kids and exploring the island.
I enjoy launching fireworks into the robots
_if only the robots could talk, we would hear hell come from them, all the horrid things we’ve done_
Jerma's finally going into a downward spiral
But why are they green
He's at least half way down the spiral to insanity at this point, the man has green teeth and gaming warts
Pretty sure that was an upward spiral, actually.
Well it's more of an upward spiral, he's just gone too far... Oh wait no... he hasn't gone far enough with that one... no, almost... Aww not quite far enough that time...
@@ekiy been in his room for three days (playing dizzy bird)
17:13 should be the default "you've got a new message" noise in whatsapp :p
"There's like 5 Chuck E. Cheeses"
- Jerma
Jerma: alright let’s play skeeball!
Jermy: *I sense a great disturbance in the force regarding that chicken machine*
I've fallen asleep to him playing dizzy bird and woken up to him still playing it on the vod. He's got dedication thats for sure
You are pretty!
Honestly, Jerma has made some many noises and done so many voices that you could make a fully voice acted game with just Jerma clips
I work at a local pizzeria with an arcade, and we have a Dizzy Chicken machine. I can say it's entire "Hey play this one!" dialogue with it when starts to play, pauses and all, and watching Jerma play the stupid thing for several hours broke me inside.
The only stream I watched every minute of. Genuinely fascinating, and I cant articulate myself by the normal means of critique. It's just... All the coin game streams are wonderful
I just realized this is not an edit of the original stream. Still like this one!
11:59 Pleased to see Mr. Green hitting up the Coin Game to deprive children of enjoyment.
This reminded me of that time I won that bass wheel jackpot, I had to sit there for like 5 mintues getting all the tickets
Jerma is the only streamer where having him just play the same arcade over and over again is entertaining
"my hands are greased" classic excuse
Mr. Green, there are children waiting to play that game.
Him winning first try right after pretending to be finally done with it was one of the funniest moments I've seen live
The hockey game is actually *really* hard. I dunno if the dev adjusted it since this stream or if Jerma is just a god of a gambler, but I can't beat it at all :c
the dizzy bird supercut at 10:30 killed me
Jerma actively trying to stop the birth of a channel meme is probably the only meme we're ever going to get.
Streamer enters Chuck E Cheese, scares children and refuses to leave
Wow, did you see how he pulled that lever? So much skill and finesse!
Imagine you're a kid in the arcade and seeing a 35 year old man talking to himself to someone called "chat" whilst hogging and screaming at all the machines.
Using the laugh at 6:30 for my spooky Halloween sound effects this year 👻
That intro must've been how it was like to have Jerma as your substitute teacher. Trying to calm the children down while simultaneously rile them up.
i hope his chicken noise gets nominated for best noise
What’s worse? Playing dizzy bird for 6 hours or watching a man play dizzy bird for 6 hours?
having to watch the six hours, then being one of the poor saps editing down to a highlight vid god bless em
jerma and the adventures of early onset gambling addiction
I think the funniest part about this is we were one dot away from him getting it the first try, saving us from hours of dizzy bird addiction. Really puts reality into perspective
One of my all time favorite streams.
"I wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese"
Fucking foreshadowing
6:27 possessed Spongebob's evil laugh
Me: Wins an arcade game.
Arcade: Prize error, prize error, please consult an attendant.
"CHEEECK TICKETS! CHEEECK TICKETS!"
In the arcade's glow, where colors blur,
Jerma's fixated on Dizzy Bird's whir.
Tickets in hand, he can't break free,
Spinning glowing lights, pure arcade glee.
Love the jumpcut at 5:06
all it took was skeeball ladies and gentlemen
Ah yes, arcades.
AKA: "How to give your child nihilistic cynicism in just 5 easy steps".
Seriously, arcade machines are both nostalgic yet absolutely evil. The perfect blend of excitement, wonder and soul-crushing despair.
Just seeing this video made me almost say "Jerma, no!" Out loud 6 or 7 times.
16:44 “I have to rip the Ethernet cable out I think”
*patch notes flashbacks*
10:32 for a summary of what the stream felt like.
Did you guys notice that Stackem is almost Steakumms? Does Jerma have an obssession with this type of name?
Today at dave and busters i spent at least 2 hours playing dizzy bird, and i understand why gambling addictions happen
The worst part about this is that it looks like he's not even trying to win it. Like he fucks up so badly so many times.
This might be my favorite Jerma stream I’ve seen TBH. Legitimately took me several days to initially watch the whole VoD but was all so worth it.
The Coin Game - Jerma wakes up from a seven year coma
This was such a legendary stream. Literally 3 hours of Dizzy Chicken
I've been waiting for Jerma to put this on RUclips. So good!
Fun fact: The Great Gatsby is entering the public domain next year.
this stream is the best jerma stream i have ever watched. seeing any part of it always makes me so happy
The beginning of this makes me think that Jerma is the cool uncle
Im so so so sorry to the editor who had to edit this stream please treat yourself to something after editing so many hours
the intro for this video makes me insane. first, EXCELLENT use of great gatsby. and just now i noticed the fucking dizzy bird sound every time the light flashed, which itself was the channel logo. huge props to the editor for that, it’s super good and incredibly stupid.
So that’s why it’s a psychological horror game
Imagine watching the stream before being sent out to work at 9am and it comes to your lunchbreak at 1pm and you check back into the stream and he's still playing Dizzy Bird.
The PERFECT opening to this stream video from David Imani
Oof that starting clip gave me PTSD of A Level english.