The Coin Game - The Scratch Ticket Addiction
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2020
- Come on down to Larry’s Arcade, we’re selling $90.00 for $41400.00
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I remember one time I took my kid to the arcade for his birthday but there was like a 30 something year old short man in there hogging all the games while arguing with someone in his head called ‘chat’ and my kid couldn’t even play anything at all.
4'11 guy, receding hairline? I think I've heard of that sicko.
Is he the one who forced his aunt to sell the family house to pay of $41400 of debt ON STREAM
CRAZY local streamer RUINS local kid's birthday for DONATIONS
better question why did you take your son to the arcade with an amusment park full of bowling pin shaped dummies?
what an absolute PSYCHO
is this the guy that ate an entire sleeve of oreos and threw up in his underwear
Threw up in his underwear in his mother's bed. We never did get that full story...
@damn boi vods or it didn't happen
please, i need a link to whatever this is
@@ratman4635 Jerma once told a story about a time when he ate a whole sleeve of oreos and threw up on his mum's bed. I don't know when or where he told it though.
@@crossface2004 legendary move, i applaud you for digging for that clip
Makes a joke about pretending to be addicted to dizzybird, so he can play more dizzybird without people saying he’s addicted
Grandmaster 4D player
Copium
$1.000.000 debt
5head sneak 100
@@fryanne9750 one dollar debt 👏
"Better than me? I got $25 like 3 times!"
He says as he stands in a massive, _massive_ pile of dud tickets.
Gamblers mentality. Winning 3 times out of 100 is better than winning on your first try.
@@spaghettivase4808 winning 5 trillion times is better than not winning
@@RoachCatJr make it 5 gazillion
Yeah but what if he won 4 times that’s a luck streak
Video games let me live out my wildest fantasies, such as losing 40K of my uncle's pension on a crippling gambling addiction
Ha... ha... oh
A highly educational experience
"Why do I choke on every third ball"
HAHAHA
something something only used to handling two
he gets anxious in crowds
who is this mutant with three balls
Void of Space and Time, Markiplier?
I legit had a dream last night that Jerma and I were responsible for getting slime added to the periodic table of elements. And we were taking pictures with scientists and shit. It was surreal
This should be canon to the Jermaverse imo
I’m proud of you for your efforts for the scientific community
@Matreintsherde 100% Lyle laid *mad pipe* on Jeremy that same night.
@@DrunkGnu you know it
A fellow dream scientist. Last night I accidentally blew up the volleyball research team with my recklessness. Rest In Peace, volleyball scientist team. Rest In Peace.
I think he was just using the fake argument as an excuse to play the chicken game more.
Knowing jerma, he probably did lmao
HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
Gaslighting chat into letting him play more dizzy bird
You should listen to Jerma guys he's an expert on puking.
a Cat puke specialist and a doctor on puking a whole sleeve of Oreos on his mom's bed
@@afeathereddinosaur as an adult
One time, he ate an entire sleeve of oreos, then puked on his mother's bed.
I already got tricked by Woolie with this shit, I'm not falling for it again
@@pubscrublord3475 And it wasn't even that long ago!
Chat being unbelievably good at scratching tickets just dumbfounded me.
It not that they were good at it. It's just jerma is bad at it.
@@babyeater639 i think the majority of people in the chat have strong scratch tickets instinct from their families because it's such a classic gambling that anyone who's smart enough will see some patterns? it's like one of those street-smart games i think
@@tarapiero yeah u reckon
@Matreintsherde i know it's somewhat a scam. you don't have to rub it in my face
@@tarapiero Somewhat? 100%! People have lost and then scratched all the other slots to find out they couldn't win to begin with...so why even have the rules that limit how many you scratch?! It's a flat out scam...lotto numbers are less a run.
MAD streamer ADVICES his audience to puke into their underwear so that they ruin their day further.
advise
@@day.brakeF1 I'll let the goof stay, thanks for the correction.
yeah sorry for correcting, im just not feeling so good lately. i just ate an entire sleeve of oreos and threw up in my mom’s bed
@@day.brakeF1 so you had to go ahead and ruin your moms day too? have you not learned anything from Jerma985, the pu-King?
@@day.brakeF1 Should've puked in ya underwear.
My kudos to the editor. Those quick edits of Jerma losing on the scratch tickets made me laugh so hard I cried.
I was actually sure Jerma edited his own videos, is that not the case?
@@Denter86 maybe years ago but now the editors are in the description
@@Denter86 dude nobody edits their own videos anymore
@@futureSydney jacksfilms is like the only youtuber that I know that edits his videos and he doesnt even do all of them
Sydney mr. sark still does! ❤️
25:57 - How Jerma says "yes" to stupid ideas: says "no", starts laughing like a maniac to the thought of how stupid it would be, remains silent for a few seconds as he wonders whether or not it's worth it, then does it.
This happens every stream
Is your username named after the guy who did the legendary OFF ost?
@@HamazuraGOD look at his channel about lol
@@iamcuttlefish
Holy crap. ACC watching and commenting on Jerma was so inconceivable to me that this actually being him wasn't even close to being on my mind!
@@HamazuraGOD i had to check the about i was doubtful at first too.... a jerma fan hides deep within all of us i guess
3:18
Jerma throwing this helpless dude out of the way and then going "My turn." with no remorse is so fucking funny
This is the exact moment his gambling addiction was born
It’s actually a reenactment of when he really did that to a 73 year old Vietnam veteran at a carnival IRL.
ruclips.net/video/mAmca_D5C2c/видео.html
this game gives me a feeling of nostalgia but also of a weird creepy undertone and loneliness.
maybe because there is no other humans in the entire game, and nobody says any words. also the fact that it's always in the twilight hour makes it creepy.
It has a day/night cycle but you can't see it from inside the arcades
It feels like a horror game repurposed into a simulation game.
the alienation of exploitation - being reminded that kids get ripped off because their brains aren't developed enough to not get caught by gambling
@@caramelldansen2204 it’s just got a creepy atmosphere my guy
I think it's partially by design, since the normal mode is supposed to be a survival game
I’m convinced that this is the origin story of Mr Green.
Plot twist: The rich uncle is Mr Green, and he is spreading his corruption to the next generation.
Mr Green is like Jerma's Pyramid Head for his gambling addiction
Him selling the boom box and quietly buying scratch tickets really made me sad, it’s like the feeling that your childhood is over
The $41,400 spent to get the tickets for the $90.00 dollar value boombox could have been spent to buy 420 boomboxes
41,400/90 is 460
@@wastedtv3853 I mean OP ain't wrong, you can buy 420 boomboxes, but you'd have money left over
Nice.
@@wastedtv3853 yea but 460 isnt the funny number
As someone who works in a place with these, there is far, far worse than even what is displayed here in the real world. I'm talking people standing there for upwards to an hour just constantly ripping and scratching tickets.
Very sad, literally preying on addicts.
wow jerma came to ur store?
Jerma was there for an hour in the vod
Self-restraint is very rare these days, unfortunately.
@@connorpickens7523 You can't rely on self restraint with things that are designed to prey on human malfunctions, and our solutions to problems have to look at things in a systematic fashion, not individual. The fact is that no matter how much you try to teach "self-restraint", there will be people who will fail and we need to account for those individuals.
If you wanna know how useless "self-restraint" teaching is, look at the status of sex education in america and how much abstinence-only education correlates with teenage pregnancy. This isn't a failing of individuals, this is a failing as a species and it can't be corrected without intervention.
I get the distinct feeling when Jerma was younger that his mother had to pry him off of machines, like with a crowbar, in order to get him to leave the arcade whenever they went.
I was at an arcade recently and there was just this crowd of people surrounding the dizzy chicken machine cause apparently there was this psycho that spent like 4 grand on it and wasn’t letting anyone else pay, pretty wild
did he look like the scout from tf2?
@@atlascove1810 now that you mention it... but he was like really short and had greasy slicked back hair and wouldn’t stop talking to this imaginary “chat”
@@briand5170 Yeah, he's one of those Twitchers or whatevers. Apparently he zerks off on stream. This guy is fucked.
@@therianCatastrophe heard that at one point, he supposedly made these movies about rats, and that he even vomited in his underwear or mother's bed.
What a sad ending it fades out but you can still hear the ticket dispenser and the last thing you hear is the outcry of a gambling addict.
Jerma cackling in confusion as a text-to-speech voice starts reciting verbatim a story he told in 2011 about his childhood is genuinely the kind of infinitely recursive hall-of-mirrors bizarre New Media emotional experience I come to this channel for
Unreal ending, unedited leaving the arcade to go to the gas station only to buy back to back scratch tickets with a slow fade into the end card while he silently buys and scratches the tickets. Phenomenal.
As a clerk at a gas station, I can confirm that folks do stuff similar to what Jerma's been doing when it comes to tickets. I've had customers who stay in our parking lot and continue to come in and play for as much as three hours.
I live in Utah so that doesn't exist here fortunately. Gambling is illegal.
"FINALLY, 25$!"
*After spending 650$*
Same for me dude. And i work overnight where they turn the machine off. They arent even cashing on my shift! Most ive seen spent is like 6 or 7 benjamins over a period of a couple hours. Though i do have a regular who will show up and daily drop 200 or so
I was working once when a guy went to our ATM taking out $200 increments (the single limit for each transaction) and then putting it all down on $20 scratch offs… he’d lose it all or win $20 back, go to the ATM again, and lose it all… one shift he had to have dropped close to $3k.
Is this the streamer that spent FIVE HOURS rolling a ball up a chicken squawking spiral hill and then banned FORTY TWO VIEWERS?!?
39:00 at this moment, you can feel chat realising where he's going to go and what he's going to do and collectively screaming in horror.
This is like the final scene to an Oscar winning drama flick from the 90s.
@@_hekken I'm still waiting for Jerma to star in the remake of The Gambler.
(its a 70s movie, but you know the deal)
you know, for a guy who "doesn't like the casino" jerma sure is always like 5 clicks away from a crippling gambling addiction
He recognizes that casinos are a business and that they earn their profits by exploiting the addictive nature of gambling. It's people like Jerma who keep the doors open.
@@creativecredence850 What a good guy! I'm starting to think he might not be a psycho!
@@zhubwat CHARITABLE streamer HELPS LOCAL BUSINESSES by fueling his crippling gambling addiction
Local elementary school teacher afflicted with dwarfism holds entire class hostage after field trip, has been heard repeating word "counts" and complaining about wind.
Local man laughs at sped-up Google Translate audio, authorities warn the public to stay away
The image of jerma standing in a literal pile of lottery tickets is poetic
I like to imagine this originally got copyright striked by Viacom so he had to go back and change the intro
it’s actually a reference to the entire spongebob episode jeremy played through text to speech while grinding claw machine tokens lmao
Both of these combined make the intro objectively one of the funniest
@@ScariestGary objectively funniest is an oxymoron
@@YourFatherVEVO Batman - Whhy!?
@@YourFatherVEVO shut up nerd
Jerma reminds me of my dad, mostly because of his crippling addiction and small stature.
And adversion to pirate ships
And boomer ramblings about RadioShack
Jerma should make one of those automated voices using recordings of his voice to make ROBO-Jerma and have him read all the donations from here on out, would love to hear Robo Jerma reading jermacraft.
that 15.ai guy should make a jerma voice
@@_wija I’ve been waiting for 3 months to use the ai and the site still isn’t up. I doubt they’d be up to doing it.
@@infinitegames100 it was up a while ago
If only lyrebird were still up. I remember wayneradiotv made a tts of his voice when it was still up and he played around with it on stream every once in a while
Someone should make a Jerma Utau voicebank so we can make him not only say funny things but also sing for us
it isn't a problem
its a lifestyle.
My lifestyle is a problem
- Charlie 2020
jerma lied about the fidget spinner
How did you even remember that
@@A_Toaster it was in a video one week ago
@@evanoconnell2597 you think I remember something from a week ago I have to store the minecraft crafting recipes somewhere
he got it tho
@@A_Toaster Alzheimer's hitting you early huh
him listening back to jermacraft episode 1, forgetting everything he said in it, and laughing back at himself all while playing some balloon arcade game is so fucking hilarious to me.
I like that this game was just foreshadowing for his gambling obsession that would become relevant later.
Also Jerma should have taken his own advice about puking before vomiting into his mother's bed after eating an entire sleeve of oreos.
When was it relevant later? I'm not a jerma expert
@Mere man Why do you think he moved to Vegas?
6:52 That genuine "Oh no.." as he realizes this is what he's gonna be doing the rest of the game
I’m surprised Jerma passes the height requirements to get on the rides.
He doesnt, that's why hes playing a simulation :^)
My favorite part is the exact moment he sees the scratch ticket machine he says oh no. It's like he knows exactly what is about to happen and his powerless to stop it. There's not even any desperation, it's just a sad acceptance. Had me dying
This stream was an actual fever dream.
at 39:04 you can visibly see jerma's hesitation
should he really abandon an item he had worked so hard for, all for a measly 90 dollars?
an object proving his dedication to his craft, just to be destroyed soon after he earned it?
for so small of an amount of money that he could have earned through honest work?
was it worth losing potential viewers?
or maybe...
the real boombox was the friends we made along the way
Holy shit, the editing here is perfect. It was edited like a feature film.
I've never seen him this broken before. the utter disbelief and silence at the end of the video is soul shaking
The ending bit was edited to perfection, idk if I've ever seen such a well-constructed bit on this channel
How about “Jerma must die” ? That was a really good stream and he waited a year to do that bit
I know it's funny to joke about Jerma and all that, but I have just a minor hunch that he may, just may, have an actual gambling addiction.
He can’t go one stream without mentioning casinos or gambling
He did move across the country to Las Vegas
Dude we cant diagnose him by watching him play a $20 steam game _about gambling_ . He's mentioned he likes going to casinos but he's also mentioned his strategies to make sure he doesn't walk away empty handed for the day.
As long as no one activates his Mr. Greenz persona in an actual casino, he's fine. Utterly bankrupt if it does happen, though.
@@connorpickens7523 AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Finally caught a Jerma stream
He spent two hours trying to sink three hoops in a row and fell asleep live on stream
Great entertainer he is
Wow, 40 thousand dollars. You can host your own carnival with this amount of money
Someone should do that
I thought this was a channel for Jerma content? Everything past 7:04 is just footage of my dad before he left to get milk.
@Mialisus stop talking about my jar
Jerma "must be this tall to ride" Elbertson
I can't be the only one that thinks that ending is actually... almost artistically depressing. A gambler finding out he lost it all over nothing, and at the end he continues gambling away the nothing he earned for the glimmer of hope he'll never reach. It's almost as poetic as a Paul Thomas Anderson movie. I think Jerma has a genuine talent for telling a good story, but it's almost a shame he can't do it on command.
"Why do I choke on every third ball"
Well, most people only have two, so I can't blame you for not seeing the third one coming.
I remember when my friends were addicted to thoose machines while in Italy and while I was in the arcade I looked at a fish game nobody played that had a huge jackpot that was easy to reach, I told one of them they are wasting their money on that one machine and should instead try this one, friend tries it and gets jack pot first try
They better have gotten you a cool spider ring or Chinese finger trap for that.
the more we bring up the story about the bully the higher chance that guy will hear this
17:27 Add this to the list of times Jerma demonstrates legitimate superb acting skills. Can someone clip that entire bit out of context and make it seem like he was legitimately losing it? With a title like "Jerma Has Meltdown on Stream"
The meltdown actually felt so genuine lmfao
At 18:25 you can hear the genuine depravity and despair in his voice after losing one game for 5 hours
Basketball: *Swaying multiple feet left and right*
Jerma: "wHy DoEs It NoT gO sTrAiGhT?!"
The "pretend like I've been here for 5 hours" bit is god tier Jerma bit.
Spectacular voiceover in the intro
27:50 I like how he put it on hold due to the wording of the script, even to the point of thinking it was a fake when in fact it's on a real SpongeBob episode.
He hears the word “nut” and it activates his fight or flight response
Deranged middle aged streamer lives out childhood fantasies through video game, forces thousands to watch on in horror.
That hockey game was “jeremy walks into a dark train tunnel”
That basketball game, I just realized the tilting side to side isn't just an animation, it's the angle the ball shoots at. That's why it was inconsistent when he "locked in" aiming at points. He keeps choking on the third shot because he's taking extra time to make sure and the ball is tilting the whole while, so it's changing the angle without him noticing.
The JermaCraft script being read by a robot made me realise how little sense Jerma makes when he talks
29:45 Why does "Hey you guys wanna watch some more TV?" have the exact same energy as "Hey wanna listen to some tunes?"
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The part where he sold the radio was the most heartbreaking thing ever
As someone who just spent a year working at a gas station, I can tell you that Jerma's scratch off story was kind of a daily occurrence. Worst I ever saw in one night was a guy buy $360 worth of tickets and lose on literally every single one of them.
This is where Mr. L went after being replaced by Mr. Green
good one!
Everyone knows, “Blue Man Hoo-Ha-Ha” is the best jermaverse character.
A few weeks ago, I had a serious flu that left me bed ridden and delerious for several days. My sleep schedule was completely destroyed and I spent several hours barely able to move enough to drink water. For entertainment, I barely got the energy to setup my phone with these coin game videos, and the sequence at 26:39 helped a ton. The "mermaid man, *wait!*" and jermas reaction to that made me laugh so hard that I threw up. Thanks mysterious video editor for including it in the highlights.
“I banned 42 people while doing this” fucking killed me
Psychotic chaperone halts entire field trip so he can win at basketball shot and gamble
21:54 this is why we love Jerma lol. Going insane just for the fun of it even if it means ppl unsub or think he’s some dipshit. Like when he made his stream extra shitty quality with 'hypercam' while playing some fps pretending he was a botted streamer
ImDAHgiantratthatmakesallDAHrules.
BREAKING NEWS: Deranged lunatic kicked out of all casinos and hoards scratch off tickets to satiate his gambling addiction
The pure silence when he sells the Boombox tells an ENTIRE story
How you know Jerma is about to do a really stupid bit:
Chat- “do this really stupid thing”
Jerma- “No! I... I CANT do tha...”
Jerma - *proceeds to do stupid thing*
The idea that Jerma gave the double middle finger to a random kid and convinced himself that the kid was a bully that would beat him up and ran away in terror whenever he got to the bus stop while the kid thinks that he’s the bully is so funny.
I put the vod on for this and fell asleep a bit ago, and I remember waking up to the part of him pretending to freak out and was genuinely like "what the fuck is going on"
That ending is the most depressing thing ever.
How does Jerma constantly find ways to play games that make me go "What are you *doing* to yourself???"
The last minute where he silently went back to get more scratch tickets is more depressing than any Greek tragedy.
Jerma has sunk to the level that he's doing _scratch tickets_ now.
I love how the ending fades out as he spends his last money on scratch tickets. It's like the ending to a Coppola movie.
watching jerma play a grabber game while listening to a text to speech spongebob episode while im listening to weird breakcore
has gotta be one of the most jermafan moments of all time
What Breakcore artists do you listen to
"I would've gotten thrown out a long time ago"
You would be surprised. We sell scratch tickets at my work, and people will come in and just buy and scratch them for an hour straight. And they'll be like, 20 or 30 dollar tickets. And these people will just Buy some, scratch the barcode, then check it, repeat.
The video was already god tier then he started the spongebob script lmao
"L-L-Let's give Dizzy Bird a try. I feel like this is gonna help us out a little."
I had fucking 'nam flashbacks when I heard that...
Wanna hear Jerma and Woolie have an interesting discussion about the ethics behind puking into your shirt/girlfriend’s purse instead of puking anywhere else.
The fact chat was actually helping with the scratchers was trippy.
Jerma there is an entire other arcade building with a go kart track in it that you never went to
Someone was trying to be real dang clever with the ad placement at 5:40
It’s *MY* depression, *I* get to choose the coping mechanism!
I can't believe he played Dizzy Bird for 6 hours straight.
Remember 3 hours in he just started yelling at every chat member that posted? He used every gamer word.
I can just feel the purest energy of defeat in that ending.
This is so surreal I feel like I'm having a nightmare.
i fell behind on immunizations and got five in one day… thanks for cheering me up in my delirium