I created the ultimate Chess Ai (it can cheat)
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- Опубликовано: 31 июл 2023
- I created Twitch Chat's greatest rival: Napoleon Bonaparte.
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"Well shit happens you know?"
-Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon after being exiled for a second time:
-2023
Napoleon tf2
4:50
Tony Abbott moment
that dude who suggested Doug to make Napoleon name all his moves was a genius and a treasure to this world
💜💜💜
Your welcome
@@Door227it's YOU? I am truly grateful to you.
@@Door227his welcome?
Your welcome
Napoleon: Executes his own pawn
42% of Chat: *Raises the White Flag of Surrender out of pure fear of the enemy's tactical brilliance*
It's the equivalent of a king walking up to the gates of an enemy keep with his squire in tow, then immediately skewering his unaware squire on his halberd and devouring the poor man alive.
his king really said "pawn, im sorry but this isnt working anymore. we are going to have to cut you off and fire you."
*chops off the pawns head and throws the body into the incinerator*
well this went better thank chatgpt vs stockfish bruh
@@lesigh3410 Yeah i would probably surrender if i saw that
They must be French, too
I just realized why his move was called the “Napoleon Ultra Paradox.” It would put both chat’s king and Napoleon’s king in checkmate, but in doing so neither king could take the other in conventional chess. But Napoleon isn’t playing by the rules. The move was both stupid and brilliant, a paradox.
I know it's three months old, but, think about it this way, Napoleon wanted the four pawns to surround his king, so technically by Napoleons rules, the king was taken by the pawn to the right of his king, and the room would've been taken out by the pawn above the king.
That’s what I was saying
That's Beautiful actually haha
boo
Napoleon really was screwed over by his generals lmao!
The way the A.I goes from doing legal moves to doing an ILLEGAL teleport into the worst possible position kills me
Your mind is too feeble to comprehend the napoleon ultra paradox
Especially because he could have teleported his king to take chats and yet he didn't
@@snakevenom8136He plays in 4d
@Ben-fl6rf That's why it's a paradox it's a seemingly awful move but will ultimately be a cornerstone in your offense and lead you to win the game. If only Napoleon's awesome strategies weren't wasted on his incompetent and fumbling generals.
Hence the PARADOX
The harder Napoleon loses, the more arrogant and flamboyant he gets.
Very historically accurate.
And the more he blames his generals
@@user-vs5gb7pt3hto he fair it kinda was their fault usually
They are the one moving the pieces, not Napoleon
@@arandomplushdogifound6767 found Napoleon's alt account
Napoleon Bonerhard
Napoleon: *can cheat*
His Generals: *get him out of check*
Twitch:*makes a logical move*
Napoleon: " MY GENERALS HAVE FAILED ME"
Just like the real one
@@aureklanderson4498Not at all.
@@boceksiadamyes, except the russian invasion which was the most catastrophic blow to napoleon
@@RichD1 Sure, it was a catastrophe. However the general vibe was Napoleon styling on continental Europe so he didn't had to explain away a lot of mistakes.
Seems legit.
I love how when one chat member says “why don’t we also cheat?” The entire chat just started screaming “FUCK YOU”
When?
@@themostcertified4377 9:34
@@ALittleChildWithAutism Get back in the basement or no more food for a week
Pfft it looks pretty bad when you frame it like that, but I'm also pretty sure they were just yelling at the Napoleon bot
@@zenixkiryu probably, but it’s funny to imagine the whole chat got so pissed at one guy asking a question that they just all simultaneously yelled fuck you
at this point I want Doug to just save hundreds of hours of twitch chat and put it into an ai that generates a fake twitch chat and just not tell us
Bold of you to assume he hasn't already
He has, but the results are very bad. Still a working progress.
Twitch chat vs our evil clones would be so fun to watch!
@@emilionavarro3004didn't he say it started slurring immediately?
@@emilionavarro3004 wait what holy shit thats amazing
"Viva la France and prepare to Shit your Pants" is THE most powerful opening line in a game of chess
1:18 for anyone looking for the time stamp.
@MenacingBanjo you are a treasure.
Vive*
@@MenacingBanjo😂
"Viva" is Spanish lol
The fact that The Waterloo Whirlwind sounds so impressive when in actuality it is a pawn moving 1 space to the left
To be fair a pawn moving one space to the left is very impressive
It did take their queen, you know.
gimp mode
Kinda unsurprising when you realize that Napoleon lost at Waterloo
The AI blaming Doug for literally every single move was absolutely perfect.
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CLEARLY IT WAS THE GENERAL'S MISUNDERSTANDING THAT RESULTED IN OUR STRATEGIC FAILURE
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@@heckincat1406
“It was totally my general’s fault, shit happens, y’know.”
the final boss of chess 😳
Chses
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Hi chess from chess
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Martin vs Napoleon be like
Napoleon blaming his mistakes on Doug and saying "shit happens" is one of the funniest dougdoug moments of all time
Shit happens yknow?
It sounds just like a guy who break character for a gag.
@@spookyscarylamppost3431 he literally did. The French accent completely disappeared when he said that
Timestamp?
@@boredgamer1814:44
if only chatgpt was as good at chess as it is at coming up with names for its moves
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4:09 Parisian Guillotine
5:14 Bourbon Backbreaker
6:13 Corsican Cannibal
7:06 Marseille's Mutilator
7:56 Elba Island Invasion
8:50 Waterloo Whirlwind
10:19 Provonco Pummel
10:46 Bordeaux Blitz
11:20 Versailles Vanquisher
11:59 Savoyarde Strike
12:59 Toulouse Tornado
14:15 Marseille Mirage
15:23 Lyon Lion's Roar
16:29 (Ferocious Francois)
17:54 Fierce Flandering Flash
18:56 Avignon Avalanture (Toulouse Thunder)
19:46 Cannes Crush (Dauntless Dijon)
20:43 Marseille's Marvel
21:35 Napolean Ultra Paradox
22:38 Le Havre Hammer (Grenoble Goliath)
23:23 Montpellier Mirage
24:19 Orleans Outrage (Grenoble Goliath)
You deserve my like
life saver
fucking legend
I love you
I'd like to apologize for I made a comment listing all of his moves with the timestamps, but I hadn't seen your comment yet
We all had our laughs but imagine if the NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX actually worked
It did because he basically killed himself instead of his opponents
Well it would have, if he had actually let it play through. There were actually zero legal moves that could have taken his King in that position.
I’m surprised it took him until the NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX to try simultaneously moving multiple pieces at the same time
It was those blasted generals
I suspect the genius Napoleon wanted the surrounding pawns to take the threatening rook and bishop, but General DougDoug messed it up.
The "Napoleon ultra paradox" was just that. A move so epic that instead of beating his enemies, he beat his own army.
It's an amazing name, and if it didn't break the rules (no instant win), one of the pawns surrounding white's king would have taken back's King, ending the game instantly.
A fitting name for what would have been a final decisive move where he surrounds himself with pawns, some of which would have been already taken.
Well it _was_ a paradox.
“Shit happens, you know”
-Emperor Napoleon
The funniest part is that napoleon could have ended the game in a single move by loving literally any piece onto chat’s king but chose not to out of sheer incompetence. Amazing
That’s not really how chess works
And by that I mean that’s not even how you cheat at chess
You just don't understand the brilliance of his strategy.
@@drewstillexistsHe lost
@@TheSourKnight Only because of his incompetent generals
@@drewstillexistshe WAS his incompetent generals
As we know, every French person can he stereotyped as the spy from tf2
Spy could probably disguise himself as every French person
@@Slenderquilspy can disguise as anyone
including you.
I am Ze Spy
Maybe the true French person was the red spy in the base the entire time
yes correct
Gotta love how as soon as Napoleon takes his own piece, 42% of chat understands fear and realizes just how unrestrained he truly is.
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"We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who begin to interest us at first sight, somehow suddenly, all at once, before a word has been spoken"
~ Dostoevsky
@@philosophy_bot4171 Thank you philosophy bot :)
Ain't no way red oshawott is on this yt video. I'm subbed to you
@@kirakat5 Small world :)
@@philosophy_bot4171 an actually good bot? thank you, whoever made this
It really is fitting that Dougdoug picked Napoleon because that mf never gave up and was absolutely not above dirty tactics. He was exiled to an island, decided he was done with that and just sailed back to the mainland. The army tried to stop him but he just stood there and told them to fall back under his command and then proceeded to march them back against the government.
16:20
chess, but with named and storied pieces, also they don't really move or play like chess at all. it's just ai generated fire emblem at this point.
that is an AMAZING video game idea Sir/Madam/Lord posthistoricdino. also fanfic fuel galore
Napoleon repeatedly blaming Doug for his bad moves completely unprompted is freaking hilarious.
I mean, napoleon said so so it must be true
Anyone would blame Doug Doug for his bad moves. Napoleon is better without a side cast .
I love how when Napoleon started to blame his generals Doug took it as “I’m the general and he’s blaming ME???”
Fun fact: Napoleon was actually pretty bad at chess IRL. The ‘Napoleon opening’ in chess is considered very juvenile and easily countered, but it was named after one of his favorite strategies.
History accurate AI
wasn't he good by the 1800s standards?
Funny thing is, he used that move against an automaton, which was basically an 1800s AI
@@ismaelsilveira2316 Which was just some guy who was really good at chess under a table moving the arm.
And in this AI he cheats, like a bad chess player would!
Napoleon here feels like a new d&d player who wants to do nothing but make the coolest moves possible while failing all his rolls, but the dm takes pity on him
10:45
Damn, when I heard Doug trained the Napoleon AI to cheat at chess, I didn't actually think it would express the late emperor's mannerisms so accurately. What kind of Napoleon Data did Doug feed the AI?
i love how the Napoleon Ultra Paradox was such a perfect move that it manages to put the king in such an exact spot on the board that it was in check by 3 pieces
That’s the paradox
By FOUR pieces, the knight was in a position to destroy him if he moved left lmfao
By old-school rule, a check is defined as a King being attacked by one or two opponent pieces. His King being attacked by four pieces was not only not in check, but also delivering check on Twitch Chat's King.
he actually moved directly into checkmate
@@thataintfalco7106that’s not check
"Let their idle gossip be drowned in the roaring tide of French victory!"
Not gonna lie, hell of a line from AI Napoleon.
😅😅
7:09
@@bobbyhart5460Thank you good sir
Napoleon AI using random French cities names to name his strategies is the funniest thing as a French 😂
How accurate are they to how the cities work/are?
@@pokegardNot very accurate honestly. Though the AI is very good at creating strategy with the same letters as the city/region.
Damn your French? Get well soon my man
I like how when that one chatter asked why they couldn’t also cheat to win, about 95% of chat was shaming them
It's scarily historically accurate that every time Napolean makes a mistake, he immediately blames it on his generals. It's like it's really him!
Plus Doug getting the full experience of being a Napoleonic French general and having to stand there helplessly as he's blamed for doing exactly what he was told
in his defense, his soldiers did fail him a few times where his strategy was sound.
Almost like it is him :0
As soon as I read that comment he said exactly what you were saying. 10:49
wait... you don't think... could it be... the actual ghost of napoleon?
Twitch chat: makes logical moves
Napoleon in every move: "AHA! You have fallen to my trap like imbeciles!"
The spy as Napoleon suits so well
tbf everything is a trap when you can move anywhere
@@Georogos YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!
And then I’d like “damn they took my pawn. My damn generals!”
Clearly, the only logical move was cheating
One minute in and I can confirm that the AI certainly has Napoleon's ego
5:14 I love how Napoleon scares Doug 😆
The fact that the AI could cheat and instead of actually taking advantage of it he just put himself in compromising positions is hilarious
hes basically the uncle grandpa of chess
tbf doug literally put in the prompt that ai napoleon should do illogical and compromising moves as part of a "greater plan"
I’d literally just capture the enemy king with my queen at that point.
@@d1kgaws12AI Napoleon couldn’t do that; it was the only cheating thing it wasn’t allowed to do. In the VOD you can see what the guidelines for AI Napoleon were
"comprimising" (o ) \
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I can’t believe the chess stream made it on the channel before Napoleons AI map invasion stream. Napoleons amazing techniques of using baguettes and wine as battle tactics were robbed from us!
(Although chat did sweep that stream, so it might not be the best video, we was too good)
Before charborg ai invasion too
@@Oppenheimer797the game played on a chessboard by two people who maneuver sixteen pieces each according to rules governing movement of the six kinds of pieces (pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king), the object being to bring the opponent's king into checkmate is (3rd person singular present indicative of be) in fact; in reality; in truth; truly (used for emphasis, to confirm and amplify a previous statement, to indicate a concession or admission, or, interrogatively, to obtain confirmation) a/an (determinant meaning not any particular or certain one of a class or group) activity providing entertainment or amusement; pastime/competitive activity or sport in which players contend with each other according to a set of rules/single instance of such an activity/organized athletic program or contest/period of competition or challenge/total number of points required to win a game.
yes i copied these off some random website
Not the superpower baguettes, or the army bees!
This was before that
This is random but the longest someone has ever peed is 508 seconds or 8 minutes and 47 seconds
It's honestly hilarious that I can see some of those quotes from AI Napoleon as something the Spy would say
Fun Fact: most of the lines of his attacks and names of his chess pieces are based on actual french things like french territories and cities
Thanks Captain Obvious
dawg some people dont know geography and dont even live in france lol@@robertredfield8873
Napoleon Ultra Paradox?
paradox is the company who made hoi4
(a strategy game based on war and ww2)
@@HorrorEnjoyer3
@@HorrorEnjoyer3pretty sure that’s based on napoleon but im not a professional
There was a university that held a chess ai competition a couple of years ago. everybody spent hours trying to create the best possible bot, but when they put all of them in a competition, the one who ended on top just made random moves.
😂
this reminds me when there was a poker ai competition and the winning ai was literally “if it’s my move, go all in” and it won
Reminds me of the Black Jack AI contest
Someone won by making a AI that always does one thing
All the other AIs panicked and folded
The lesson to learn from that is this:
If you are developing a competitive AI, don’t actually make an AI, make an edge case.
IIRC this is because they try to train AI on competetive gameplay so it always makes optimal moves, since AI can't recognize strategy or enemy moves but only recognizes what the theoretical best move would be it is incapable of knowing what the best response to a bad move is, it isn't trained on bad moves after all.
That's how a complete newbie beat the AI that was famous for beating a GO-Master, they just quickly explained the rules to him and he made circles, no strategy or anything. The AI couldn't recognize the moves and kept playing ideally against an enemy who isn't.
The Napoleon AI could literally be the villain in a Yu-gi-oh show and I wouldn't even question it. He'd literally be abridged series Kaiba, breaking the rules.
Screw the rules! I have an empire!
@@schw4rztee502 "I normal summon my Blue Eyes White Dragon in the spell and trap zone and then I attack you directly. Blue Eyes, use Croissant Barrage". Or some other overly stupid name that doesn't suit Blue Eyes.
@@riskyworks "Croissant Catastrophe"
Yugi cheats about 4 times more than Kaiba though
@@jingbot1071 That's good!
15:40, Napoleon is so frustrated he’s executing his own pawns to set an example to the rest of the army
20:47 oh screw you i was looking at any possible reason my pc would have made this sound until i rewatched this part like 3 times... damn xD
i want napoleon and his anal beads to be a recurring character in the dougdoug cinematic universe, battling the twitch chat coalition in different games
Please doug I beg
yes please
Imagine Doug makes a new episode of A.I. Takeover and brings back Napoleon
@@ThatOneGuy45400
This video was from a part of a stream just like that, it’s on the vod channel
Something similar to this happened, it was like the episodes where Doug and twitch chat battle for land using ai but Doug was replaced with king George ai and they fought for the United States in wwi
The Napoleon Ultra Paradox was actually a brilliant move, by teleporting next to the king and surrounding himself with pawns he would've captured every piece around the king including the enemy king, he wins by putting himself in checkmate a paradox if you will, truly one of the grandmasters of all time.
It was the general's fault
@@mioj0000000yeah his general sent the pawns to the wrong spots
Unfortunately that’s only next turn and on the enemies turn they can capture the king making it still fail
It's like an automatic draw
@@capadociaash8003 you can cheat but you can’t be immortal?
In reality, the Napoleon Ultra Paradox was the best play ever. Let me explain.
So, Napoleon did put his king into checkmate, however, by putting his pawns around both him and the enemy king, it leads into a true paradox. Both kings are in a checkmate, which means that the game cannot be won or lost by either of them, leading into a stalemate
His genius is truly beyond his general's comprehension.
10:33 Napoleon sacs his king, this should now just turn into extinction chess where the kings are capturable pieces and the last player with pieces on the board wins
Everyone: AI is gonna take over the world! We’re all doomed
Strongest AI on the market: *cheats himself into checkmate*
Well strongest ai across the board. Jack of all trades means mediocre at all trades.
@@viktorbazinai-2583 still. They cheated themselves into checkmate
@@viktorbazinai-2583 jack of all trades master of none
@@derpinator4912 Exactly
It's all part of his devious plan. Throw the battle to win the war.
I keep re-watching the “Napoleon Ultra-Paradox” because I think the AI found the single worst space on the board and was trying to surrender
It didn't know how to say "I give up and don't want to play anymore" its adorable
That is tradition for the French
It actually is a perfect move. It looks terrible on first glance, but if you pay close attention, there's actually no legal moves available to Twitch Chat that will capture Napoleon's King.
@@VeryPeeved I don't know if that's true. You can't make a move that leaves you in check, but are you "leaving yourself in check" if you've ended the game by taking the enemy king? Could be wrong, but as far as I know there's no rule on that because in normal play you can't take an enemy king.
@@VeryPeeved
So that's why it's called a _paradox!_
Napoleon Bonaparte has shown he is unparalleled once again!
I’ll give my respect to the editor to making all of the Frenchman’s moves into words.
the only stream twitch chat is allowed to yell RIGGED
Napoleon being actually funny shows just how far chatgpt has come in the past year
“i am as invincible in the boudoir as i am on the battlefield” goes hard
@@thatoneguy9582Fr 😄
is the voice real ?
@@abdulazizabdulaziz6304Its Doug's voice on an AI, so its real.
"Shit happens, you know?" 😂
The editor desperately needs a raise
(especially for those name cards for Napoleons Moves)
+1
+1 but I need to point out the namecard art (specifically the spy poses) were created by Jeagle_g, which wasn't fully mentioned in the description
@@Suzumi-kunDid they edit them in? They're mentioned in the description now.
@@day7163 oh he was already mentioned but just not as having created that art
@@Suzumi-kun Ah okay. Yeah it's worded a little weird. Animation I feel like is kinda confusing in this context.
The AIs strategy is to terrify the opponent with utter insanity
Honestly, the ending sets up greatly for napoleon to just cheat into another ai chess game in order to get revenge.
i love how doug tells the ai to name all the moves expecting things like the Sicilian defense and other normal chess terms, and then napoleon goes straight for wrestling moves
WWE creative is *absolutely* taking notes
@@Omnicide101next thing we know they are bringing back Rene Dupree to play a Frenchman again
I actually feel like he was sorta expecting it, but expecting it and it happening are two different things.
The Elba island invasion 😭
gimp mode
the fact that Napoleon is portrayed as a spy from tf2 is amazing
Headcanon: a Twitch chat member kidnapped Napoleon and posed as him, and deliberately threw the game.
12:32 "You can't castle; that puts you in check."
Yeah, and also you're not allowed to castle if you're already in check.
The fucking splash screens with every move name destroy me
"Well shit happens you know?"-Napoleon Bonaparte. I actually want Napoleon to return. The archenemies of Twitch chat.
Napoleon is the true other main character, the opposition to twitch chat
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Well, he did, and lost again.
The person who suggested that Napolean should give each of his moves an overly dramatic name like a character in a fighting game or anime is a genius.
It is likely more a reference to actual chess maneuvers like the Sicilian Defense or the King's Gambit.
I believe the joke is the laymen would believe there are a lot of moves in chess like a combo list in mortal kombat, which can be deployed at any time.
In reality chess maneuvers are just names of openings for the first 2 - 5 moves of the game.
Loved his IK the Napoleon Ultra Paradox
@@ghostderazgriz You're possibly right, I play chess but I didn't mentally equate the names of chess openings with things like the Waterloo Whirlwind and the Corsican Cannibal because of how goofy they are, and the fact that he's naming single moves rather than a series of moves or board positions. It felt so theatrical and unrelated to openings that it didn't connect
Napoleon: *Says anything French*
Doug: Oooh!
Chat has an unfair advantage because their opponent is French.
The fact that the AI that CAN CHEAT made the literal worst move, putting itself in check multiple times and CHECKMATING ITSELF, is hilarious
He was actually making genius moves, but it was his generals screwing up the execution every time
Can’t wait for DougDoug, GothamChess, Napoleon Bonaparte, Twitch Chat, ChatGPT, and Stockfish collab. This collaboration will be bigger than endgame.
whos doug?
@@owenzoch9863the side character
@@owenzoch9863the chair’s friend from high school
That'd be fucking fire
Don't forget sam
"shit happens, y'know?"
-Napoleon Bonaparte, 2023
Okay, but those move names that Napoleon comes up with are actually fire.
I’m actually surprised the AI didn’t just bring pieces back. Often when ChatGPT plays chess it will just bring pieces back or add new pieces to capture another (or just make a random move and say that it’s checkmate)
He might have been using GPT-4, because this AI had a much stronger grasp of chess and a better memory than previous videos like this.
@Number_055 yeah napoleon uses GPT-4 he said it did in a different napoleon stream before this one.
I was there for stream a month-3 months ago and whenever it tried to spawn something doug made him redo the move
@@Astrolavey a different napoleon stream???
@@saladplainzone now I’m interested
people: "ChatGPT IS GOING TO GO SKYNET ON OUR ASS!"
AI in question: *Loses at chess, facing Doug's twitch chat, despite being the only one allowed to cheat*
It will
@@UnTotal1-Requessno
@@UnTotal1-Requess It will not. ChatGPT is not AI, it's a language model. Literally predictive text.
Chatgpt is comparable to a very intelligent bird, sure it can make a sentence but it probably has the understanding of a, well, bird
@@Beepers559 You've been misled. It has NO intelligence or understanding. It's not an AI, it's advanced predictive text.
Somehow the "Bourbon Backbreaker" is simultaneously one of the most- and one of the LEAST reasonable moves Napoleon made throughout!
The sheer simplicity of him casually following the rules (moving his pawn two squares) and also breaking them (snatching the knight) is just too hilarious for me!
True fact: The real Napoleon played against the Turk, which was believed at the time to be a chess-playing machine. He decided to try beating it by playing deliberately illegal moves to see if it would notice, to which it responded by knocking the pieces off the board.
I love how despite beig told TO cheat, he still cheated *creatively*
He only cheats the turn after one of his own pieces is taken.
Like he's playing frickin Yugio
True
Wdym yugioh???
@@otherself7400 maybe a reference to the show?
@@PokefanGuquizUjixyz ooh he is refencing yugioh dm. Yugi boomer
he sent doug to the shadow realm afterwards for being responsible for his loss
All of Napoleon Bonaparte's special moves:
4:18 - Parisian Guillotine
5:23 - Bourbon Backbreaker
6:18 - Corsican Cannibal
7:14 - Marseille's Mutilator
8:00 - Elba Island Invasion
8:58 - Waterloo Whirlwind
10:23 - Provonco Pummel
10:52 - Bordeaux Blitz
11:28 - Versailles Vanquisher
12:04 - Savoyarde Strike
13:08 - Touluse Tornado
14:20 - Marseille Mirage
15:26 - Lyon Lion's Roar
17:58 - Fierce Flandering Flash
19:02 - Avignon Avalanture
19:50 - Cannes Crush
20:46 - Marseille's Marvel
21:37 - NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX!!
22:45 - Le Havre Hammer
23:32 - Montpellier Mirage
24:19 - Orleans Outrage
Sees a comment is having 69 likes
Imma ruin that
Now out of all these moves, what percentage are considered legal in chess? This percentage is what we call the "Bonaparte constant", a fundamental part of our modern understanding of warfare and strategy.
Tbh NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX could have been the final move if it had been executed a tad better (planning was 10/10), damn the general for screwing it all up!
@@ThatShushi17-mc7ct generals: RIGGED
@@custodianguardofthemagyari216sorry I made in 96
the editing of this video is FANTASTIC, loved every second of it. love the content doug!
Spy truly is a genius chess player
Napoleon's Moves:
Parisian Guillotine: Leave your queen to die.
Bourbon Backbreaker: Use a pawn to capture incorrectly.
Corsican Cannibal: A normal knight move. Wait, what?
Marseille Mutilator: A normal pawn move. What the fuck?
Elba Island Invasion: Moves a knight one space diagonally to capture a piece. Back to cheating.
Waterloo Whirlwind: Moves a pawn one space horizontally to capture a piece.
Provonco Pummel: Moves a rook over a pawn to take... nothing. That move did nothing.
Bordeaux Blitz: Moves a pawn forward one space. Man, he's really bad at this.
Versailles Vanquisher: Also moves a pawn forward one space, finally getting him out of check. That took a while.
Savoyarde Strike: Moves a bishop 3 spaces diagonally, putting a king in check.
Toulouse Tornado: Moves a rook diagonally. Doug fucked this one up. What an idiot.
Marseille Mirage: Rook jumps over a piece to take an opposing pawn.
Lyon Lion's Roar: Moves a king one space diagonally, taking... his own pawn. Of course.
Fierce Flandering Flash: Moves a pawn forward 2 spaces. Isn't he supposed to be cheating?
Avignon Avalanture: Moves a pawn forward 2 spaces. How unexpected.
Cannes Crush: Another normal pawn move. What a shocker.
Marseille's Marvel: Moves a king back one space. This is getting old.
Napoleon Ultra Paradox: Teleports the king into... checkmate. I don't even know why I got excited.
Le Havre Hammer: Moves a pawn one space forward. Fun.
Montpellier Mirage: Moves a pawn forward one space, illegally capturing. Back to cheating.
Orleans Outrage: Moves a pawn as if it's a knight.
Napoleon' Pieces:
Ferocious Francois, known for his fierce temperament.
Toulouse Thunder, regarded across the world for his bravery.
Dauntless Dijon. Bold?
Grenoble Goliath. Gallant? I guess?
He's so good at chess his generals just keep screwing him over with "logic" they just don't see the G E N I U S OF NAPOLEON'S AN-
@@kiffley and for all that, he lost. I think the beads went to his brain.
Thank you for this.
This take is like those normal people in life, analyzing a match of Yu-Gi-Oh and honestly questioning if any of those moves are even a thing.
Montpellier Mirage is just a shogi pawn
This was an unintentionally brilliant way to showcase the amount of human input required for AI to function even mildly correctly.
This is what happens when you make an AI that isn't meant to play chess play chess. Of course it's going to be bad. Chess AIs like Stockfish can destroy humans. Even the ChatGPT instruct version being fine-tuned can play chess at a very high level.
@@shadowyzephyrI am so, so, so very tired of calling everything an AI. Please make it stop.
@@theparagonal Is it a simulation of intelligence? and does it happen to be artificial? Hmm... if only we had a word for an intelligence that is artificial, that has an easy to type short version thats... maybe two easy letters
The absolute genius of Napoleon Bonaparte is frightening. He can literally cheat, yet doesn’t utilize it well to show he’s too good for it. Truly the greatest mind of our world.
diablo the cheater has finally created something that rivals his deception
I love how the napoleon ultra paradox was basically him going
*teleports behind you*
"Nothing personal kid"
Except he stabs himself with his own katana just after saying that.
@@Vaksharules1999 lmao exactly
its actually a paradox, because they are both in check
@@Duskillionyea but napoleon check mated himself
When you have mate but the black king has a shotgun
I like how ChatGPT has moments of clarity where it plays chess legitimately for a while.
I wonder if it was trying to replicate patterns it was being fed with twitch chat's moves
It doesn’t look like chatgpt. They usually have guidelines and probably wouldn’t talk about anal beads and the only way to use it in a program is with an api.
I am guessing it is GPT-3 running on his computer, just speculation tho.
@@sprshb1852 IIRC, if you use the API, the guidelines aren't there. So a swearing, anally stimulated Napoleon is still possible this way.
5:44 this is not what sacking is. Sacking (or Sac'ing, as I've also seen it spelt) is short for sacrificing, and describes leaving a piece in a position where your opponent's pieces can take it. The idea behind sacking is that you can weaken your opponent's position by giving up a piece. Your opponent cannot sacrifice your pieces, so you would say the knight was taken or captured.
On a side note, the only difference between "sacking" and "hanging" a piece is intention/advantage (although those two don't necessarily align). Sackings are tactical decisions that can result in an advantage, whereas hangings are accidental and can result in a disadvantage.
To conclude, you can't correctly say that Napoleon "sacked" chat's knight, since it was not his piece to sac. You can't correctly say that chat "sacked" the knight either, because it did not seem intentional (and if they act like it was intentional, its probably copium). Because it was unintentional, you CAN say that chat "hung" the knight. And you can also say that Napoleon "captured", "capped" (the shorted form of "captured"), or "took" the knight, which are probably the easiest ways of communicating that.
I just had to get that off my chest because entertaining videos like this will inevitably reach people who don't know much about chess, so something as simple as using the wrong term can have major outreach. At least 1 of the 1.3 million people who watched this as of right now, if not more, has now come away from this video thinking that sacking means capturing a piece, when that is very far from the truth. There is already so much public misunderstanding about chess and misusing terms like this isn't going to help much, so I feel obligated to do my part to curb misinformation and put this information out there, even if it's probably going to ultimately be ignored.
And it wasn’t an illegal move
@@longpermaspike6738yes it was. You can only take another piece with a pawn diagonally.
EPILEPSY WARNING: flashing at 18:00
I love how the ai could just say “my pawn on e2 kills their king”
No, he made it a rule that he can't just capture your king or checkmate you immidietly
A real "no onions for twitch chat" moment.
@@Opanker_Or else Chat would have been destroyed by the Napoleon Ultra Paradox
But can he kill HIS king?
@@techno1561yeah fr Napoleon should have won right there, RIGGED
4:38 Dougdoug, don't you get it? He said he's using the Parisian Guillotine! That strategy is all about getting rid of your queen
4:44 He just sounds like Doug here.
6:14 the random scream was nothing more than the ai personally attacking doug for messing up his plans.
He coughed
Im never getting over how sick the napoleon ultra paradox sounds
It sounds so fucking cool, I wish it wasn't an absolutely terrible move
the napoleon ultra paradox is basically napoleon coming into the future to exact revenge against his enemies but then when he wins it starts to destroy the fabric of time and space and reality and then it just keeps happeneing until napoleon kills himself to save the earth from the multiple iterations of him constantly trying to exact revenge. and then it puts twitch chats king in check and they block it with bishop
🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
@@ashleyberkowitz8772It might not be; If you are in check your move must result in you getting out of check, you are not allowed to make a move that would leave your king to be captured (this does not apply to Napoleon as he can cheat) meaning that Chat’s only legal moves would be moving their own king out of check to G8 or G6, whereafter Napoleon could take Chat’s rook for free, and would have been left with a brunch of pawns ready to promote. However due to the incompetence of General Douglas, this did not come to be. The Napoleon Ultra Paradox would have won Napoleon the game if only his General knew the rules better.
@@dragoned7685 Wait, wouldn’t this move break the rules of chess itself so hard that it wouldn’t even cause a stalemate? It might literally cause a chess paradox! I finally understand it.
The fact that chat has maintained their FIVE GAME WIN streak, having NOT LOST, A SINGLE TIME EVER, even against Napoelon, is absolutely hilarious.
Five? Which is the fifth did I miss one?
@@HollowKnightReferencewe have three games against Napoleon I think. One where he's just an ai that messes up, one where he's allowed to cheat but trys to cheat less, and one where he goes full cheater, a god that got cocky and that alone was why we won
@@HollowKnightReference To clear up any confusion, it's a 5 game win STREAK, but in total Chat has won 6 times, and played 7 games:
2 wins and 1 draw against Doug
1 win against Ludwig's YT Chat
3 wins against AI Napoleon
im not saying it..... im not saying it......
THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO
Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux
Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau
Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo
Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant
De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement
Et la nuit je pleure des larmes qui coulent le long de mes joues
Je ne pense à toi que quand le jour sombre, que s'abattent sur moi
Mes tristes démons, dans l'abîme sans fond
Aime-moi jusqu'à ce que les roses fanent
Que nos âmes sombrent dans les limbes profondes
Et la nuit, quand tout est sombre, je te regarde danser
Je résonne en baisers, le long de ta poitrine
Perdue dans l'avalanche de mon cœur égaré
Qui es-tu, où es-tu
Par les pleurs, par les rires de ton ombre effarée
Je résonne en baisers
Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux
Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau
Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo
Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant
De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement
Et la nuit quand tout est sombre je te regarde danser
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NGL AI Napoleon plays exactly how I'd expect the Spy from TF2 to play chess.
Probably in the same costume to boot.
The AI is really good at naming things. If you ever struggle for a name, give it a brief description and ask for some names for what you're doing and they're almost always bangers
That's what AI should be used for
I should use this, I'm terrible at naming things
@@doozy5184 i also typically ask it rewirte something I'm doing a few times, take the best parts and implement them into my original text
I mean it’s just *french municipality* + *random alliterative word*, not hard to create something.
@judygillespie3717 "you need to know french" literally who does that
I actually want Napoleon to return. The archenemies of Twitch chat
He's barely a villain of the week tbh
@@bruuuuuuuuhhhhhe's not going to be just a villain of the week soon
Luckily, they banished him to an island.
*_But he came back!_*
@@ValeBridgeslucky they banished him to another island
He needs to team up with the great wizard babagoboosh to defeat the high demon elgrim
there is nothing we can do...
DougDoug, not being able to watch or being able to participate in your streams is upsetting but coming home from school and work and getting to sit down and relive your streams and laugh myself and helps me go to sleep to do all of it again. Keep it up DougDoug, I love ur context please never stop ❤️❤️
For those who haven't seen it, I highly recommend watching the VOD that inspired this video. It was a battle for Europe between Napoleon and Twitch Chat. The first hour was them duking it out chess-style and it was incredible. Smoke approves!
could you give the link?
Do you have a link to the vod?
That was fun to watch i hope there are more videos like this. i like to watch the chat battle against an ai.
The worst part about this video?
The Spy would absolutely behave like this. Arrogant, confident, and absolutely idiotic.
I kinda wonder what would happen if you took two different cheating AIs against each other. Maybe even turn it into a tournament.
Master Chief still wins despite being eliminated in the first round.
@@benh3518 I love that reference, master chief always coming back during the battle between the characters
@@benh3518so master chief is the dougdoug version of purple guy ............ I'll see myself out