I created the ultimate Chess Ai (it can cheat)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @hoangnguyennang5838
    @hoangnguyennang5838 Год назад +14446

    that dude who suggested Doug to make Napoleon name all his moves was a genius and a treasure to this world

  • @zhixeee2429
    @zhixeee2429 Год назад +8314

    The way the A.I goes from doing legal moves to doing an ILLEGAL teleport into the worst possible position kills me

    • @snakevenom8136
      @snakevenom8136 Год назад +918

      Your mind is too feeble to comprehend the napoleon ultra paradox

    • @Ben-fl6rf
      @Ben-fl6rf Год назад +200

      Especially because he could have teleported his king to take chats and yet he didn't

    • @wayward5219
      @wayward5219 Год назад +3

      ​@@snakevenom8136He plays in 4d

    • @hedgehogdinosaur3023
      @hedgehogdinosaur3023 Год назад +290

      @Ben-fl6rf That's why it's a paradox it's a seemingly awful move but will ultimately be a cornerstone in your offense and lead you to win the game. If only Napoleon's awesome strategies weren't wasted on his incompetent and fumbling generals.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho Год назад +25

      Hence the PARADOX

  • @SpikeGamer06
    @SpikeGamer06 Год назад +4868

    Napoleon blaming his mistakes on Doug and saying "shit happens" is one of the funniest dougdoug moments of all time

    • @borisganev2138
      @borisganev2138 Год назад +143

      Shit happens yknow?

    • @spookyscarylamppost3431
      @spookyscarylamppost3431 Год назад +190

      It sounds just like a guy who break character for a gag.

    • @Pokemichael
      @Pokemichael Год назад +143

      @@spookyscarylamppost3431 he literally did. The French accent completely disappeared when he said that

    • @boredgamer181
      @boredgamer181 Год назад +9

      Timestamp?

    • @highlight3214
      @highlight3214 Год назад +35

      ​@@boredgamer1814:44

  • @duncaneigg8819
    @duncaneigg8819 Год назад +4862

    I just realized why his move was called the “Napoleon Ultra Paradox.” It would put both chat’s king and Napoleon’s king in checkmate, but in doing so neither king could take the other in conventional chess. But Napoleon isn’t playing by the rules. The move was both stupid and brilliant, a paradox.

    • @jamesthegr8er595
      @jamesthegr8er595 11 месяцев назад +374

      I know it's three months old, but, think about it this way, Napoleon wanted the four pawns to surround his king, so technically by Napoleons rules, the king was taken by the pawn to the right of his king, and the room would've been taken out by the pawn above the king.

    • @thedoctorreileymtd4022
      @thedoctorreileymtd4022 10 месяцев назад +19

      That’s what I was saying

    • @brendanfournier4037
      @brendanfournier4037 8 месяцев назад +9

      That's Beautiful actually haha

    • @boptodatop
      @boptodatop 8 месяцев назад +46

      Napoleon really was screwed over by his generals lmao!

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 8 месяцев назад +93

      That technically means Doug, as his general and as the one who told him off and stopped him from taking that move, *_was_* actually at fault, meaning Napolean would have won his first chess game against twitch chat, if not for his incompetent general.

  • @Makura6901
    @Makura6901 Год назад +11585

    at this point I want Doug to just save hundreds of hours of twitch chat and put it into an ai that generates a fake twitch chat and just not tell us

    • @plaguedoctorraccoon
      @plaguedoctorraccoon Год назад +1078

      Bold of you to assume he hasn't already

    • @emilionavarro3004
      @emilionavarro3004 Год назад +770

      He has, but the results are very bad. Still a working progress.

    • @readermcrose5864
      @readermcrose5864 Год назад +539

      Twitch chat vs our evil clones would be so fun to watch!

    • @baileyduggan3659
      @baileyduggan3659 Год назад +487

      @@emilionavarro3004didn't he say it started slurring immediately?

    • @Makura6901
      @Makura6901 Год назад +202

      @@emilionavarro3004 wait what holy shit thats amazing

  • @Spiketrooper
    @Spiketrooper Год назад +10352

    "Well shit happens you know?"
    -Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @scylla1772
    @scylla1772 Год назад +10227

    "Viva la France and prepare to Shit your Pants" is THE most powerful opening line in a game of chess

  • @MrTheSilentAssassin
    @MrTheSilentAssassin Год назад +9601

    Napoleon: Executes his own pawn
    42% of Chat: *Raises the White Flag of Surrender out of pure fear of the enemy's tactical brilliance*

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Год назад +841

      It's the equivalent of a king walking up to the gates of an enemy keep with his squire in tow, then immediately skewering his unaware squire on his halberd and devouring the poor man alive.

    • @jimbocraggins
      @jimbocraggins Год назад +349

      his king really said "pawn, im sorry but this isnt working anymore. we are going to have to cut you off and fire you."
      *chops off the pawns head and throws the body into the incinerator*

    • @WillyKnightt
      @WillyKnightt Год назад +45

      well this went better thank chatgpt vs stockfish bruh

    • @AvelineMelena
      @AvelineMelena Год назад +96

      @@lesigh3410 Yeah i would probably surrender if i saw that

    • @notme8232
      @notme8232 Год назад +17

      They must be French, too

  • @chess
    @chess Год назад +44648

    the final boss of chess 😳

  • @DisturbedNeo
    @DisturbedNeo Год назад +1438

    Napoleon repeatedly blaming Doug for his bad moves completely unprompted is freaking hilarious.

    • @claytonsimons3361
      @claytonsimons3361 Год назад +58

      I mean, napoleon said so so it must be true

    • @Bugermanchi
      @Bugermanchi Год назад +26

      Anyone would blame Doug Doug for his bad moves. Napoleon is better without a side cast .

    • @queenchaosyet
      @queenchaosyet Год назад +31

      I love how when Napoleon started to blame his generals Doug took it as “I’m the general and he’s blaming ME???”

  • @darthjc4
    @darthjc4 Год назад +3240

    The "Napoleon ultra paradox" was just that. A move so epic that instead of beating his enemies, he beat his own army.

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 Год назад +191

      It's an amazing name, and if it didn't break the rules (no instant win), one of the pawns surrounding white's king would have taken back's King, ending the game instantly.
      A fitting name for what would have been a final decisive move where he surrounds himself with pawns, some of which would have been already taken.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Год назад +19

      Well it _was_ a paradox.

    • @khora3845
      @khora3845 4 месяца назад

      @@techno1561 The thing is, when the AI teleported next to the black King, that was checkmate even before surrounding it with pawns

  • @bagelman9878
    @bagelman9878 Год назад +3191

    I love how when one chat member says “why don’t we also cheat?” The entire chat just started screaming “FUCK YOU”

    • @themostcertified4377
      @themostcertified4377 8 месяцев назад +15

      When?

    • @Kinito_pet99
      @Kinito_pet99 8 месяцев назад +152

      ​@@Viewer-r7l Get back in the basement or no more food for a week

    • @zenixkiryu
      @zenixkiryu 8 месяцев назад +81

      Pfft it looks pretty bad when you frame it like that, but I'm also pretty sure they were just yelling at the Napoleon bot

    • @bagelman9878
      @bagelman9878 8 месяцев назад +176

      @@zenixkiryu probably, but it’s funny to imagine the whole chat got so pissed at one guy asking a question that they just all simultaneously yelled fuck you

    • @MedievalDerp
      @MedievalDerp 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@Kinito_pet99 What about me? Haven't have gotten sustenance in the last week (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

  • @dimitrikemitsky
    @dimitrikemitsky Год назад +2192

    "Let their idle gossip be drowned in the roaring tide of French victory!"
    Not gonna lie, hell of a line from AI Napoleon.

  • @EonLess
    @EonLess Год назад +6077

    The harder Napoleon loses, the more arrogant and flamboyant he gets.
    Very historically accurate.

    • @Ili-v4z
      @Ili-v4z Год назад +311

      And the more he blames his generals

    • @arandomplushdogifound6767
      @arandomplushdogifound6767 Год назад +131

      @@Ili-v4zto he fair it kinda was their fault usually

    • @adventureboy444
      @adventureboy444 Год назад +39

      They are the one moving the pieces, not Napoleon

    • @Ili-v4z
      @Ili-v4z Год назад +1

      @@arandomplushdogifound6767 found Napoleon's alt account

    • @aegoni6176
      @aegoni6176 Год назад +37

      Napoleon Bonerhard

  • @a_person99
    @a_person99 Год назад +2263

    The Napoleon Ultra Paradox was actually a brilliant move, by teleporting next to the king and surrounding himself with pawns he would've captured every piece around the king including the enemy king, he wins by putting himself in checkmate a paradox if you will, truly one of the grandmasters of all time.

    • @mioj0000000
      @mioj0000000 Год назад +224

      It was the general's fault

    • @missingtexturez
      @missingtexturez Год назад +94

      ​@@mioj0000000yeah his general sent the pawns to the wrong spots

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 Год назад +18

      Unfortunately that’s only next turn and on the enemies turn they can capture the king making it still fail

    • @magic-or-whatever
      @magic-or-whatever Год назад +11

      It's like an automatic draw

    • @icecream5125
      @icecream5125 Год назад

      @@capadociaash8003 you can cheat but you can’t be immortal?

  • @nuclearpikmin5484
    @nuclearpikmin5484 Год назад +1736

    4:09 Parisian Guillotine
    5:14 Bourbon Backbreaker
    6:13 Corsican Cannibal
    7:06 Marseille's Mutilator
    7:56 Elba Island Invasion
    8:50 Waterloo Whirlwind
    10:19 Provonco Pummel
    10:46 Bordeaux Blitz
    11:20 Versailles Vanquisher
    11:59 Savoyarde Strike
    12:59 Toulouse Tornado
    14:15 Marseille Mirage
    15:23 Lyon Lion's Roar
    16:29 (Ferocious Francois)
    17:54 Fierce Flandering Flash
    18:56 Avignon Avalanture (Toulouse Thunder)
    19:46 Cannes Crush (Dauntless Dijon)
    20:43 Marseille's Marvel
    21:35 Napolean Ultra Paradox
    22:38 Le Havre Hammer (Grenoble Goliath)
    23:23 Montpellier Mirage
    24:19 Orleans Outrage (Grenoble Goliath)

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man Год назад +51

      You deserve my like

    • @malthe236
      @malthe236 Год назад +14

      life saver

    • @plushtheotter
      @plushtheotter Год назад +16

      fucking legend

    • @Synest2
      @Synest2 Год назад +6

      I love you

    • @diegoborges1348
      @diegoborges1348 Год назад +12

      I'd like to apologize for I made a comment listing all of his moves with the timestamps, but I hadn't seen your comment yet

  • @kumquatgaming1727
    @kumquatgaming1727 Год назад +6153

    We all had our laughs but imagine if the NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX actually worked

    • @Hiro-Code016
      @Hiro-Code016 Год назад +485

      It did because he basically killed himself instead of his opponents

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved Год назад +275

      Well it would have, if he had actually let it play through. There were actually zero legal moves that could have taken his King in that position.

    • @GoldenOwl_Game
      @GoldenOwl_Game Год назад +373

      I’m surprised it took him until the NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX to try simultaneously moving multiple pieces at the same time

    • @Napoleon_1769
      @Napoleon_1769 Год назад +137

      It was those blasted generals

    • @JzanderN
      @JzanderN Год назад

      I suspect the genius Napoleon wanted the surrounding pawns to take the threatening rook and bishop, but General DougDoug messed it up.

  • @thathugeidiot5176
    @thathugeidiot5176 Год назад +2115

    All of Napoleon Bonaparte's special moves:
    4:18 - Parisian Guillotine
    5:23 - Bourbon Backbreaker
    6:18 - Corsican Cannibal
    7:14 - Marseille's Mutilator
    8:00 - Elba Island Invasion
    8:58 - Waterloo Whirlwind
    10:23 - Provonco Pummel
    10:52 - Bordeaux Blitz
    11:28 - Versailles Vanquisher
    12:04 - Savoyarde Strike
    13:08 - Touluse Tornado
    14:20 - Marseille Mirage
    15:26 - Lyon Lion's Roar
    17:58 - Fierce Flandering Flash
    19:02 - Avignon Avalanture
    19:50 - Cannes Crush
    20:46 - Marseille's Marvel
    21:37 - NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX!!
    22:45 - Le Havre Hammer
    23:32 - Montpellier Mirage
    24:19 - Orleans Outrage

    • @custodianguardofthemagyari216
      @custodianguardofthemagyari216 Год назад +54

      Sees a comment is having 69 likes
      Imma ruin that

    • @andrewyang2449
      @andrewyang2449 Год назад +113

      Now out of all these moves, what percentage are considered legal in chess? This percentage is what we call the "Bonaparte constant", a fundamental part of our modern understanding of warfare and strategy.

    • @ThatShushi17-mc7ct
      @ThatShushi17-mc7ct Год назад +174

      Tbh NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX could have been the final move if it had been executed a tad better (planning was 10/10), damn the general for screwing it all up!

    • @custodianguardofthemagyari216
      @custodianguardofthemagyari216 Год назад +14

      @@ThatShushi17-mc7ct generals: RIGGED

    • @Jungleali
      @Jungleali Год назад +2

      @@custodianguardofthemagyari216sorry I made in 96

  • @mrgar4446
    @mrgar4446 Год назад +4011

    i love how the Napoleon Ultra Paradox was such a perfect move that it manages to put the king in such an exact spot on the board that it was in check by 3 pieces

    • @randomthings8801
      @randomthings8801 Год назад +461

      That’s the paradox

    • @thataintfalco7106
      @thataintfalco7106 Год назад +108

      By FOUR pieces, the knight was in a position to destroy him if he moved left lmfao

    • @narrspiel5795
      @narrspiel5795 Год назад +66

      By old-school rule, a check is defined as a King being attacked by one or two opponent pieces. His King being attacked by four pieces was not only not in check, but also delivering check on Twitch Chat's King.

    • @senlim8461
      @senlim8461 Год назад +15

      he actually moved directly into checkmate

    • @InfiniteGreninja
      @InfiniteGreninja Год назад +4

      @@thataintfalco7106that’s not check

  • @BloodSugarLQ
    @BloodSugarLQ Год назад +942

    if only chatgpt was as good at chess as it is at coming up with names for its moves

  • @RedOshawott23
    @RedOshawott23 Год назад +2084

    Gotta love how as soon as Napoleon takes his own piece, 42% of chat understands fear and realizes just how unrestrained he truly is.

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Год назад +64

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who begin to interest us at first sight, somehow suddenly, all at once, before a word has been spoken"
      ~ Dostoevsky

    • @felizen
      @felizen Год назад +31

      @@philosophy_bot4171 Thank you philosophy bot :)

    • @kirakat5
      @kirakat5 Год назад +7

      Ain't no way red oshawott is on this yt video. I'm subbed to you

    • @RedOshawott23
      @RedOshawott23 Год назад +4

      @@kirakat5 Small world :)

    • @jonaut5705
      @jonaut5705 Год назад

      @@philosophy_bot4171 an actually good bot? thank you, whoever made this

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks Год назад +871

    The Napoleon AI could literally be the villain in a Yu-gi-oh show and I wouldn't even question it. He'd literally be abridged series Kaiba, breaking the rules.

    • @schw4rztee502
      @schw4rztee502 Год назад +45

      Screw the rules! I have an empire!

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks Год назад +72

      @@schw4rztee502 "I normal summon my Blue Eyes White Dragon in the spell and trap zone and then I attack you directly. Blue Eyes, use Croissant Barrage". Or some other overly stupid name that doesn't suit Blue Eyes.

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 Год назад +29

      @@riskyworks "Croissant Catastrophe"

    • @Gamorou
      @Gamorou Год назад +6

      Yugi cheats about 4 times more than Kaiba though

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks Год назад +1

      @@jingbot1071 That's good!

  • @LulledNull
    @LulledNull Год назад +2133

    The fact that the AI could cheat and instead of actually taking advantage of it he just put himself in compromising positions is hilarious

    • @jknifgijdfui
      @jknifgijdfui Год назад +63

      hes basically the uncle grandpa of chess

    • @cooltwittertag
      @cooltwittertag Год назад +109

      tbf doug literally put in the prompt that ai napoleon should do illogical and compromising moves as part of a "greater plan"

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 Год назад +1

      I’d literally just capture the enemy king with my queen at that point.

    • @averagecat4220
      @averagecat4220 Год назад +19

      @@d1kgaws12AI Napoleon couldn’t do that; it was the only cheating thing it wasn’t allowed to do. In the VOD you can see what the guidelines for AI Napoleon were

    • @tylersimcox8753
      @tylersimcox8753 Год назад +4

      "comprimising" (o ) \
      (o ) /

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 Год назад +292

    “Shit happens, you know”
    -Emperor Napoleon

  • @thefirestaffboy
    @thefirestaffboy Год назад +6360

    Napoleon: *can cheat*
    His Generals: *get him out of check*
    Twitch:*makes a logical move*
    Napoleon: " MY GENERALS HAVE FAILED ME"

    • @aureklanderson4498
      @aureklanderson4498 Год назад +194

      Just like the real one

    • @boceksiadam
      @boceksiadam Год назад +23

      ​@@aureklanderson4498Not at all.

    • @RichD1
      @RichD1 Год назад +40

      @@boceksiadamyes, except the russian invasion which was the most catastrophic blow to napoleon

    • @boceksiadam
      @boceksiadam Год назад +24

      @@RichD1 Sure, it was a catastrophe. However the general vibe was Napoleon styling on continental Europe so he didn't had to explain away a lot of mistakes.

    • @GreenBlueWalkthrough
      @GreenBlueWalkthrough Год назад +4

      Seems legit.

  • @bishop659
    @bishop659 Год назад +3244

    As we know, every French person can he stereotyped as the spy from tf2

    • @Slenderquil
      @Slenderquil Год назад +268

      Spy could probably disguise himself as every French person

    • @malevolenc_y
      @malevolenc_y Год назад +115

      ​@@Slenderquilspy can disguise as anyone
      including you.

    • @ultra5986
      @ultra5986 Год назад +41

      I am Ze Spy

    • @sandwichguy2589
      @sandwichguy2589 Год назад +50

      Maybe the true French person was the red spy in the base the entire time

    • @Thisismyhandleforyt
      @Thisismyhandleforyt Год назад +4

      yes correct

  • @fjkdjal2504
    @fjkdjal2504 Год назад +2398

    Fun fact: Napoleon was actually pretty bad at chess IRL. The ‘Napoleon opening’ in chess is considered very juvenile and easily countered, but it was named after one of his favorite strategies.

    • @BruhElement
      @BruhElement Год назад +300

      History accurate AI

    • @MatthewSanthos
      @MatthewSanthos Год назад +43

      wasn't he good by the 1800s standards?

    • @ismaelsilveira2316
      @ismaelsilveira2316 Год назад +52

      Funny thing is, he used that move against an automaton, which was basically an 1800s AI

    • @NitroNinja324
      @NitroNinja324 Год назад +190

      @@ismaelsilveira2316 Which was just some guy who was really good at chess under a table moving the arm.

    • @felizen
      @felizen Год назад +11

      And in this AI he cheats, like a bad chess player would!

  • @EdwardENigma-cg3kt
    @EdwardENigma-cg3kt Год назад +611

    The funniest part is that napoleon could have ended the game in a single move by loving literally any piece onto chat’s king but chose not to out of sheer incompetence. Amazing

    • @whatastandupguy3050
      @whatastandupguy3050 11 месяцев назад +27

      That’s not really how chess works
      And by that I mean that’s not even how you cheat at chess

    • @drewstillexists
      @drewstillexists 10 месяцев назад +54

      You just don't understand the brilliance of his strategy.

    • @TheSourKnight
      @TheSourKnight 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@drewstillexistsHe lost

    • @drewstillexists
      @drewstillexists 9 месяцев назад +44

      @@TheSourKnight Only because of his incompetent generals

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@drewstillexistshe WAS his incompetent generals

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork Год назад +3334

    I can’t believe the chess stream made it on the channel before Napoleons AI map invasion stream. Napoleons amazing techniques of using baguettes and wine as battle tactics were robbed from us!
    (Although chat did sweep that stream, so it might not be the best video, we was too good)

    • @dodar.
      @dodar. Год назад +41

      Before charborg ai invasion too

    • @_Sparky144
      @_Sparky144 Год назад +1

      ​@Oppenheimer797the game played on a chessboard by two people who maneuver sixteen pieces each according to rules governing movement of the six kinds of pieces (pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king), the object being to bring the opponent's king into checkmate is (3rd person singular present indicative of be) in fact; in reality; in truth; truly (used for emphasis, to confirm and amplify a previous statement, to indicate a concession or admission, or, interrogatively, to obtain confirmation) a/an (determinant meaning not any particular or certain one of a class or group) activity providing entertainment or amusement; pastime/competitive activity or sport in which players contend with each other according to a set of rules/single instance of such an activity/organized athletic program or contest/period of competition or challenge/total number of points required to win a game.
      yes i copied these off some random website

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB Год назад +18

      Not the superpower baguettes, or the army bees!

    • @famoussession7426
      @famoussession7426 Год назад +4

      This was before that

    • @FurryProtogen-
      @FurryProtogen- Год назад +37

      This is random but the longest someone has ever peed is 508 seconds or 8 minutes and 47 seconds

  • @blob9645
    @blob9645 Год назад +1652

    There was a university that held a chess ai competition a couple of years ago. everybody spent hours trying to create the best possible bot, but when they put all of them in a competition, the one who ended on top just made random moves.

    • @rafaelhines1178
      @rafaelhines1178 Год назад +15

      😂

    • @amberksune
      @amberksune Год назад +424

      this reminds me when there was a poker ai competition and the winning ai was literally “if it’s my move, go all in” and it won

    • @walksanator
      @walksanator Год назад +163

      Reminds me of the Black Jack AI contest
      Someone won by making a AI that always does one thing
      All the other AIs panicked and folded

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar Год назад +163

      The lesson to learn from that is this:
      If you are developing a competitive AI, don’t actually make an AI, make an edge case.

    • @verySharkey
      @verySharkey Год назад +110

      IIRC this is because they try to train AI on competetive gameplay so it always makes optimal moves, since AI can't recognize strategy or enemy moves but only recognizes what the theoretical best move would be it is incapable of knowing what the best response to a bad move is, it isn't trained on bad moves after all.
      That's how a complete newbie beat the AI that was famous for beating a GO-Master, they just quickly explained the rules to him and he made circles, no strategy or anything. The AI couldn't recognize the moves and kept playing ideally against an enemy who isn't.

  • @lvoryRose
    @lvoryRose Год назад +495

    The fact that the AI that CAN CHEAT made the literal worst move, putting itself in check multiple times and CHECKMATING ITSELF, is hilarious

    • @peachteagirl
      @peachteagirl Год назад +21

      He was actually making genius moves, but it was his generals screwing up the execution every time

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Год назад +250

    It really is fitting that Dougdoug picked Napoleon because that mf never gave up and was absolutely not above dirty tactics. He was exiled to an island, decided he was done with that and just sailed back to the mainland. The army tried to stop him but he just stood there and told them to fall back under his command and then proceeded to march them back against the government.

    • @Pindeckoo1
      @Pindeckoo1 5 месяцев назад +11

      Clearly a chad chess player

  • @tibbs7620
    @tibbs7620 Год назад +6159

    It's scarily historically accurate that every time Napolean makes a mistake, he immediately blames it on his generals. It's like it's really him!

    • @BeesechurgerProductions
      @BeesechurgerProductions Год назад +618

      Plus Doug getting the full experience of being a Napoleonic French general and having to stand there helplessly as he's blamed for doing exactly what he was told

    • @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur
      @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur Год назад +115

      in his defense, his soldiers did fail him a few times where his strategy was sound.

    • @RandomStuffWithTheBois
      @RandomStuffWithTheBois Год назад +12

      Almost like it is him :0

    • @ohboiyou
      @ohboiyou Год назад +9

      As soon as I read that comment he said exactly what you were saying. 10:49

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 Год назад +18

      wait... you don't think... could it be... the actual ghost of napoleon?

  • @TheWizardsOfOz
    @TheWizardsOfOz Год назад +3692

    Twitch chat: makes logical moves
    Napoleon in every move: "AHA! You have fallen to my trap like imbeciles!"

    • @IsoApina
      @IsoApina Год назад +50

      The spy as Napoleon suits so well

    • @KaseyC.
      @KaseyC. Год назад +38

      tbf everything is a trap when you can move anywhere

    • @beanworld4695
      @beanworld4695 Год назад +20

      ​@@Georogos YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!

    • @theasexualidiot4803
      @theasexualidiot4803 Год назад +1

      And then I’d like “damn they took my pawn. My damn generals!”

    • @Reginald425
      @Reginald425 Год назад +3

      Clearly, the only logical move was cheating

  • @Mathee
    @Mathee Год назад +438

    4:38 Dougdoug, don't you get it? He said he's using the Parisian Guillotine! That strategy is all about getting rid of your queen

  • @posthistoricdino422
    @posthistoricdino422 Год назад +116

    16:20
    chess, but with named and storied pieces, also they don't really move or play like chess at all. it's just ai generated fire emblem at this point.

    • @TheBodyEuphoric
      @TheBodyEuphoric 8 месяцев назад +7

      that is an AMAZING video game idea Sir/Madam/Lord posthistoricdino. also fanfic fuel galore

  • @lepatrick4596
    @lepatrick4596 Год назад +2053

    i want napoleon and his anal beads to be a recurring character in the dougdoug cinematic universe, battling the twitch chat coalition in different games

    • @boonanadude4516
      @boonanadude4516 Год назад +45

      Please doug I beg

    • @meelonsquid
      @meelonsquid Год назад +13

      yes please

    • @Asa45400
      @Asa45400 Год назад +40

      Imagine Doug makes a new episode of A.I. Takeover and brings back Napoleon

    • @catalyst539
      @catalyst539 Год назад +8

      @@Asa45400
      This video was from a part of a stream just like that, it’s on the vod channel

    • @Skippymcskep
      @Skippymcskep Год назад +13

      Something similar to this happened, it was like the episodes where Doug and twitch chat battle for land using ai but Doug was replaced with king George ai and they fought for the United States in wwi

  • @axolotljames
    @axolotljames Год назад +876

    The editor desperately needs a raise
    (especially for those name cards for Napoleons Moves)

    • @me-lz7jb
      @me-lz7jb Год назад +9

      +1

    • @Suzumi-kun
      @Suzumi-kun Год назад +12

      +1 but I need to point out the namecard art (specifically the spy poses) were created by Jeagle_g, which wasn't fully mentioned in the description

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад

      ​@@Suzumi-kunDid they edit them in? They're mentioned in the description now.

    • @Suzumi-kun
      @Suzumi-kun Год назад +1

      @@day7163 oh he was already mentioned but just not as having created that art

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад

      @@Suzumi-kun Ah okay. Yeah it's worded a little weird. Animation I feel like is kinda confusing in this context.

  • @noahgolden-q9d
    @noahgolden-q9d Год назад +823

    "Well shit happens you know?"-Napoleon Bonaparte. I actually want Napoleon to return. The archenemies of Twitch chat.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +18

      Napoleon is the true other main character, the opposition to twitch chat

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well, he did, and lost again.

  • @s.bekooy3773
    @s.bekooy3773 Год назад +149

    Napoleon here feels like a new d&d player who wants to do nothing but make the coolest moves possible while failing all his rolls, but the dm takes pity on him

    • @Thecooldudenoob
      @Thecooldudenoob 3 месяца назад +5

      I spin around and use my ice sword to clear out the fire.
      *ice sword melts and they get lit on fire*
      shit.

  • @crimsonwaffle7579
    @crimsonwaffle7579 Год назад +723

    Napoleon's Moves:
    Parisian Guillotine: Leave your queen to die.
    Bourbon Backbreaker: Use a pawn to capture incorrectly.
    Corsican Cannibal: A normal knight move. Wait, what?
    Marseille Mutilator: A normal pawn move. What the fuck?
    Elba Island Invasion: Moves a knight one space diagonally to capture a piece. Back to cheating.
    Waterloo Whirlwind: Moves a pawn one space horizontally to capture a piece.
    Provonco Pummel: Moves a rook over a pawn to take... nothing. That move did nothing.
    Bordeaux Blitz: Moves a pawn forward one space. Man, he's really bad at this.
    Versailles Vanquisher: Also moves a pawn forward one space, finally getting him out of check. That took a while.
    Savoyarde Strike: Moves a bishop 3 spaces diagonally, putting a king in check.
    Toulouse Tornado: Moves a rook diagonally. Doug fucked this one up. What an idiot.
    Marseille Mirage: Rook jumps over a piece to take an opposing pawn.
    Lyon Lion's Roar: Moves a king one space diagonally, taking... his own pawn. Of course.
    Fierce Flandering Flash: Moves a pawn forward 2 spaces. Isn't he supposed to be cheating?
    Avignon Avalanture: Moves a pawn forward 2 spaces. How unexpected.
    Cannes Crush: Another normal pawn move. What a shocker.
    Marseille's Marvel: Moves a king back one space. This is getting old.
    Napoleon Ultra Paradox: Teleports the king into... checkmate. I don't even know why I got excited.
    Le Havre Hammer: Moves a pawn one space forward. Fun.
    Montpellier Mirage: Moves a pawn forward one space, illegally capturing. Back to cheating.
    Orleans Outrage: Moves a pawn as if it's a knight.
    Napoleon' Pieces:
    Ferocious Francois, known for his fierce temperament.
    Toulouse Thunder, regarded across the world for his bravery.
    Dauntless Dijon. Bold?
    Grenoble Goliath. Gallant? I guess?

    • @kiffley
      @kiffley Год назад +88

      He's so good at chess his generals just keep screwing him over with "logic" they just don't see the G E N I U S OF NAPOLEON'S AN-

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Год назад +20

      ​@@kiffley and for all that, he lost. I think the beads went to his brain.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Год назад +8

      Thank you for this.

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 Год назад +19

      This take is like those normal people in life, analyzing a match of Yu-Gi-Oh and honestly questioning if any of those moves are even a thing.

    • @C2-04-16
      @C2-04-16 Год назад +4

      Montpellier Mirage is just a shogi pawn

  • @DrFunkman
    @DrFunkman Год назад +1438

    I’m actually surprised the AI didn’t just bring pieces back. Often when ChatGPT plays chess it will just bring pieces back or add new pieces to capture another (or just make a random move and say that it’s checkmate)

    • @Number_055
      @Number_055 Год назад +277

      He might have been using GPT-4, because this AI had a much stronger grasp of chess and a better memory than previous videos like this.

    • @Astrolavey
      @Astrolavey Год назад +101

      ​@Number_055 yeah napoleon uses GPT-4 he said it did in a different napoleon stream before this one.

    • @chanb3141
      @chanb3141 Год назад +55

      I was there for stream a month-3 months ago and whenever it tried to spawn something doug made him redo the move

    • @saladplainzone
      @saladplainzone Год назад +7

      @@Astrolavey a different napoleon stream???

    • @Cheese23145
      @Cheese23145 Год назад +2

      @@saladplainzone now I’m interested

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 Год назад +1345

    I love how despite beig told TO cheat, he still cheated *creatively*
    He only cheats the turn after one of his own pieces is taken.
    Like he's playing frickin Yugio

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Год назад +15

      True

    • @otherself7400
      @otherself7400 Год назад +1

      Wdym yugioh???

    •  Год назад +2

      @@otherself7400 maybe a reference to the show?

    • @otherself7400
      @otherself7400 Год назад

      @ ooh he is refencing yugioh dm. Yugi boomer

    • @robbietheweirdo
      @robbietheweirdo Год назад +4

      he sent doug to the shadow realm afterwards for being responsible for his loss

  • @Yusis-o7d
    @Yusis-o7d 11 месяцев назад +19

    Somehow the "Bourbon Backbreaker" is simultaneously one of the most- and one of the LEAST reasonable moves Napoleon made throughout!
    The sheer simplicity of him casually following the rules (moving his pawn two squares) and also breaking them (snatching the knight) is just too hilarious for me!

  • @zenphir9051
    @zenphir9051 Год назад +792

    I like how ChatGPT has moments of clarity where it plays chess legitimately for a while.

    • @abyschaaf6985
      @abyschaaf6985 Год назад +38

      I wonder if it was trying to replicate patterns it was being fed with twitch chat's moves

    • @sprshb1852
      @sprshb1852 Год назад +6

      It doesn’t look like chatgpt. They usually have guidelines and probably wouldn’t talk about anal beads and the only way to use it in a program is with an api.
      I am guessing it is GPT-3 running on his computer, just speculation tho.

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal Год назад

      @@sprshb1852 IIRC, if you use the API, the guidelines aren't there. So a swearing, anally stimulated Napoleon is still possible this way.

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe Год назад +5070

    Everyone: AI is gonna take over the world! We’re all doomed
    Strongest AI on the market: *cheats himself into checkmate*

    • @viktorbazina
      @viktorbazina Год назад +210

      Well strongest ai across the board. Jack of all trades means mediocre at all trades.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +92

      @@viktorbazina still. They cheated themselves into checkmate

    • @derpinator4912
      @derpinator4912 Год назад +53

      @@viktorbazina jack of all trades master of none

    • @viktorbazina
      @viktorbazina Год назад +13

      @@derpinator4912 Exactly

    • @garrettord3304
      @garrettord3304 Год назад

      It's all part of his devious plan. Throw the battle to win the war.

  • @mmknight563
    @mmknight563 Год назад +453

    Napoleon's Battle Tactics
    4:18 Parisian Guillotine
    5:23 Bourbon Backbreaker
    6:18 Corsican Cannibal
    7:13 Marseille's Mutilator
    8:00 Elba Island Invasion
    8:59 Waterloo Whirlwind
    10:22 Provonco Pummel
    10:52 Bordeaut Blitz
    11:29 Versailles Vanquisher
    12:04 Savoyarde Strike
    13:10 Toulouse Tornado
    14:20 Marseille Mirage
    15:26 Lyon Lion's Roar
    16:32 Ferocious Francois Gallant Leap
    17:58 Fierce Flandering Flash
    19:01 Avignon Avalanture
    19:51 Cannes Crush
    20:47 Marseille's Marvel (Full Gimp Mode)
    21:35 NAPOLEON ULTRA P̵̳̩̗̄̋Ä̴̹̝́̒ͅṞ̵͗͑̚͝Ȃ̵̮̋D̸̲̹̱̈́͝Ỏ̷̫X̶̧̡̘̮́̒͑́
    22:46 Le Havre Hammer
    23:30 Montpellier Mirage
    24:19 Orleans Outrage
    24:54 Finale Napoleon Terror Speach

    • @Mokkachino
      @Mokkachino Год назад +18

      HOW ARE YOU NOT PINNED

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 Год назад +11

      Thanks for the moveset list (and timestamps)! XD

    • @icebro3457
      @icebro3457 Год назад +7

      Some of these sound like tf2 weapons

    • @santividal9387
      @santividal9387 Год назад +6

      Honestly, these names are very cool and original for an AI

    • @sdani.
      @sdani. 6 месяцев назад +2

      i love how he just sacrifices the king with Napoleon ultra paradox

  • @itsyaboiG11
    @itsyaboiG11 Год назад +43

    I like how when that one chatter asked why they couldn’t also cheat to win, about 95% of chat was shaming them

  • @colossusslayer1234
    @colossusslayer1234 Год назад +1611

    The AI blaming Doug for literally every single move was absolutely perfect.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +7

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @heckincat1406
      @heckincat1406 Год назад +67

      CLEARLY IT WAS THE GENERAL'S MISUNDERSTANDING THAT RESULTED IN OUR STRATEGIC FAILURE

    • @darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440
      @darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 11 месяцев назад +1

      600 like

    • @colossusslayer1234
      @colossusslayer1234 11 месяцев назад

      @@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440

    • @Goofster-goober
      @Goofster-goober 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@heckincat1406
      “It was totally my general’s fault, shit happens, y’know.”

  • @IceAlias
    @IceAlias Год назад +602

    I love how the napoleon ultra paradox was basically him going
    *teleports behind you*
    "Nothing personal kid"

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 Год назад +118

      Except he stabs himself with his own katana just after saying that.

    • @IceAlias
      @IceAlias Год назад +23

      @@Vaksharules1999 lmao exactly

    • @Duskillion
      @Duskillion Год назад +44

      its actually a paradox, because they are both in check

    • @Lobotomy_cat
      @Lobotomy_cat Год назад +20

      @@Duskillionyea but napoleon check mated himself

    • @jackmoseley4959
      @jackmoseley4959 Год назад +4

      When you have mate but the black king has a shotgun

  • @Verillionmiles
    @Verillionmiles Год назад +668

    I keep re-watching the “Napoleon Ultra-Paradox” because I think the AI found the single worst space on the board and was trying to surrender

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Год назад +96

      It didn't know how to say "I give up and don't want to play anymore" its adorable

    • @jonasquinn7977
      @jonasquinn7977 Год назад +43

      That is tradition for the French

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved Год назад +84

      It actually is a perfect move. It looks terrible on first glance, but if you pay close attention, there's actually no legal moves available to Twitch Chat that will capture Napoleon's King.

    • @NocturnalDisaster
      @NocturnalDisaster Год назад +16

      @@VeryPeeved I don't know if that's true. You can't make a move that leaves you in check, but are you "leaving yourself in check" if you've ended the game by taking the enemy king? Could be wrong, but as far as I know there's no rule on that because in normal play you can't take an enemy king.

    • @ICTON123
      @ICTON123 Год назад +34

      @@VeryPeeved
      So that's why it's called a _paradox!_
      Napoleon Bonaparte has shown he is unparalleled once again!

  • @bizzaroid2021
    @bizzaroid2021 Год назад +178

    Napoleon AI using random French cities names to name his strategies is the funniest thing as a French 😂

    • @pokegard
      @pokegard Год назад +4

      How accurate are they to how the cities work/are?

    • @bizzaroid2021
      @bizzaroid2021 Год назад +26

      @@pokegardNot very accurate honestly. Though the AI is very good at creating strategy with the same letters as the city/region.

    • @Door227
      @Door227 11 месяцев назад +11

      Damn your French? Get well soon my man

    • @Drangotf2
      @Drangotf2 6 месяцев назад

      Don't forget the spy from TF2

  • @Green24152
    @Green24152 Год назад +642

    the fact that Napoleon is portrayed as a spy from tf2 is amazing

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Год назад +37

      Headcanon: a Twitch chat member kidnapped Napoleon and posed as him, and deliberately threw the game.

  • @MazzaAzi
    @MazzaAzi Год назад +722

    people: "ChatGPT IS GOING TO GO SKYNET ON OUR ASS!"
    AI in question: *Loses at chess, facing Doug's twitch chat, despite being the only one allowed to cheat*

    • @UnTotal1-Requess
      @UnTotal1-Requess Год назад +1

      It will

    • @Mataclysm
      @Mataclysm Год назад +82

      @@UnTotal1-Requess It will not. ChatGPT is not AI, it's a language model. Literally predictive text.

    • @Beepers559
      @Beepers559 Год назад +37

      Chatgpt is comparable to a very intelligent bird, sure it can make a sentence but it probably has the understanding of a, well, bird

    • @Mataclysm
      @Mataclysm Год назад +18

      @@Beepers559 You've been misled. It has NO intelligence or understanding. It's not an AI, it's advanced predictive text.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness Год назад +22

      On the other hand I’d say it’s far surpassed the average human capacity for alliterative France-themed attack names

  • @amechanicalsoul
    @amechanicalsoul Год назад +430

    The person who suggested that Napolean should give each of his moves an overly dramatic name like a character in a fighting game or anime is a genius.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz Год назад +28

      It is likely more a reference to actual chess maneuvers like the Sicilian Defense or the King's Gambit.
      I believe the joke is the laymen would believe there are a lot of moves in chess like a combo list in mortal kombat, which can be deployed at any time.
      In reality chess maneuvers are just names of openings for the first 2 - 5 moves of the game.

    • @akgfilming
      @akgfilming Год назад +3

      Loved his IK the Napoleon Ultra Paradox

    • @amechanicalsoul
      @amechanicalsoul Год назад +2

      ​@@ghostderazgriz You're possibly right, I play chess but I didn't mentally equate the names of chess openings with things like the Waterloo Whirlwind and the Corsican Cannibal because of how goofy they are, and the fact that he's naming single moves rather than a series of moves or board positions. It felt so theatrical and unrelated to openings that it didn't connect

  • @eydeet914
    @eydeet914 Год назад +36

    20:47 oh screw you i was looking at any possible reason my pc would have made this sound until i rewatched this part like 3 times... damn xD

  • @danmanproking2179
    @danmanproking2179 Год назад +2922

    Can’t wait for DougDoug, GothamChess, Napoleon Bonaparte, Twitch Chat, ChatGPT, and Stockfish collab. This collaboration will be bigger than endgame.

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr Год назад +1582

    Napoleon being actually funny shows just how far chatgpt has come in the past year

  • @ChickenPizza
    @ChickenPizza Год назад +908

    This was an unintentionally brilliant way to showcase the amount of human input required for AI to function even mildly correctly.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Год назад +8

      This is what happens when you make an AI that isn't meant to play chess play chess. Of course it's going to be bad. Chess AIs like Stockfish can destroy humans. Even the ChatGPT instruct version being fine-tuned can play chess at a very high level.

    • @theparagonal
      @theparagonal Год назад +5

      ​@@shadowyzephyrI am so, so, so very tired of calling everything an AI. Please make it stop.

    • @deemcgann1695
      @deemcgann1695 Год назад +1

      @@theparagonal Is it a simulation of intelligence? and does it happen to be artificial? Hmm... if only we had a word for an intelligence that is artificial, that has an easy to type short version thats... maybe two easy letters

  • @steamtasticvagabond474
    @steamtasticvagabond474 9 месяцев назад +16

    15:40, Napoleon is so frustrated he’s executing his own pawns to set an example to the rest of the army

  • @greninjagreen_11
    @greninjagreen_11 Год назад +340

    The fact that chat has maintained their FIVE GAME WIN streak, having NOT LOST, A SINGLE TIME EVER, even against Napoelon, is absolutely hilarious.

    • @HollowKnightReference
      @HollowKnightReference Год назад +6

      Five? Which is the fifth did I miss one?

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Год назад +36

      ​@@HollowKnightReferencewe have three games against Napoleon I think. One where he's just an ai that messes up, one where he's allowed to cheat but trys to cheat less, and one where he goes full cheater, a god that got cocky and that alone was why we won

    • @greninjagreen_11
      @greninjagreen_11 Год назад +1

      @@HollowKnightReference To clear up any confusion, it's a 5 game win STREAK, but in total Chat has won 6 times, and played 7 games:
      2 wins and 1 draw against Doug
      1 win against Ludwig's YT Chat
      3 wins against AI Napoleon

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 Год назад +957

    The AI is really good at naming things. If you ever struggle for a name, give it a brief description and ask for some names for what you're doing and they're almost always bangers

    • @doozy5184
      @doozy5184 Год назад +31

      That's what AI should be used for

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Год назад +2

      I should use this, I'm terrible at naming things

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Год назад

      @@doozy5184 i also typically ask it rewirte something I'm doing a few times, take the best parts and implement them into my original text

    • @judygillespie3717
      @judygillespie3717 Год назад +1

      I mean it’s just *french municipality* + *random alliterative word*, not hard to create something.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Год назад +3

      @judygillespie3717 "you need to know french" literally who does that

  • @bigsmoke.bigsmoke
    @bigsmoke.bigsmoke Год назад +515

    For those who haven't seen it, I highly recommend watching the VOD that inspired this video. It was a battle for Europe between Napoleon and Twitch Chat. The first hour was them duking it out chess-style and it was incredible. Smoke approves!

  • @SomeGuyOnTheInternet5
    @SomeGuyOnTheInternet5 Год назад +76

    In reality, the Napoleon Ultra Paradox was the best play ever. Let me explain.
    So, Napoleon did put his king into checkmate, however, by putting his pawns around both him and the enemy king, it leads into a true paradox. Both kings are in a checkmate, which means that the game cannot be won or lost by either of them, leading into a stalemate

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 Год назад +14

      His genius is truly beyond his general's comprehension.

  • @GDRunny
    @GDRunny Год назад +677

    Im never getting over how sick the napoleon ultra paradox sounds

    • @ashleyberkowitz8772
      @ashleyberkowitz8772 Год назад +87

      It sounds so fucking cool, I wish it wasn't an absolutely terrible move

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies Год назад +26

      the napoleon ultra paradox is basically napoleon coming into the future to exact revenge against his enemies but then when he wins it starts to destroy the fabric of time and space and reality and then it just keeps happeneing until napoleon kills himself to save the earth from the multiple iterations of him constantly trying to exact revenge. and then it puts twitch chats king in check and they block it with bishop

    • @RevenantNeverDies
      @RevenantNeverDies Год назад

      🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @dragoned7685
      @dragoned7685 Год назад +11

      @@ashleyberkowitz8772​It might not be; If you are in check your move must result in you getting out of check, you are not allowed to make a move that would leave your king to be captured (this does not apply to Napoleon as he can cheat) meaning that Chat’s only legal moves would be moving their own king out of check to G8 or G6, whereafter Napoleon could take Chat’s rook for free, and would have been left with a brunch of pawns ready to promote. However due to the incompetence of General Douglas, this did not come to be. The Napoleon Ultra Paradox would have won Napoleon the game if only his General knew the rules better.

    • @ashleyberkowitz8772
      @ashleyberkowitz8772 Год назад +12

      @@dragoned7685 Wait, wouldn’t this move break the rules of chess itself so hard that it wouldn’t even cause a stalemate? It might literally cause a chess paradox! I finally understand it.

  • @calebwashere
    @calebwashere Год назад +251

    Genuinely obsessed with the fact that DougDoug is able to make what sounds like a stupid concept the most entertaining thing to watch

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 Год назад +14

      the key is that it's not *too* stupid, it's just stupid enough to actually work in some way. It's calculated stupid. Truly, CatCat has mastered the art of stupid.

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 Год назад +1

      That's just his entire brand.

  • @FGoing
    @FGoing Год назад +493

    I actually want Napoleon to return. The archenemies of Twitch chat

    • @bruuuuuuuuhhhh
      @bruuuuuuuuhhhh Год назад +24

      He's barely a villain of the week tbh

    • @warmblanket3394
      @warmblanket3394 Год назад +16

      ​@@bruuuuuuuuhhhhhe's not going to be just a villain of the week soon

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges Год назад +42

      Luckily, they banished him to an island.
      *_But he came back!_*

    • @tomatoe1333
      @tomatoe1333 Год назад +8

      ​@@ValeBridgeslucky they banished him to another island

    • @catwithapaperhat8614
      @catwithapaperhat8614 Год назад +10

      He needs to team up with the great wizard babagoboosh to defeat the high demon elgrim

  • @candyandcarmel
    @candyandcarmel Год назад +15

    the editing of this video is FANTASTIC, loved every second of it. love the content doug!

  • @d1kgaws12
    @d1kgaws12 Год назад +742

    My personal names for each of the unnamed moves
    0:51 Strasbourg Summoning
    2:03 French Fearstriker
    3:01 Vannes Vengeance
    These names went through some revisions until I came up with names I thought were fitting enough.

    • @flextape467
      @flextape467 Год назад +24

      ask doug if they're canon or not

    • @NotRenjiro
      @NotRenjiro Год назад +17

      Damn they're good

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 Год назад +6

      Aww, I love them XD Thanks for sharing!

    • @stormfiire5427
      @stormfiire5427 10 месяцев назад

      I grew up in Vannes, funny seeing someone mentioning it here haha

  • @jeffisaperson4471
    @jeffisaperson4471 Год назад +190

    I love how Doug went from "Don't say gimp mode on my channel" to "FULL GIMP MODE!!!" in like 10 seconds flat.

  • @JdubHub
    @JdubHub Год назад +211

    Every Counterattack:
    Parisian Guillotine - 4:22
    Bourbon Backbreaker - 5:25
    Corsican Cannibal - 6:21
    Marseille’s Mutilator - 7:17
    Elba Island Invasion - 8:04
    Waterloo Whirlwind - 9:00
    Provonco Pummel - 10:24
    Bordeaux Blitz - 10:56
    Versailles Vanquisher - 11:30
    Savoyarde Strike - 12:05
    Toulouse Tornado - 13:11
    Marseille Mirage - 14:21
    Lyon Lion’s Roar - 15:27
    Ferocious Francois - 16:36
    Fierce Flandering Flash - 17:59
    Avignon Avalanture - 19:04
    Cannes Crush - 19:52
    Marseille’s Marvel - 20:48
    Napoleon Ultra Paradox - 21:39
    Le Havre Hammer - 22:47
    Montpellier Mirage - 23:34
    Orleans Outrage - 24:21

    • @14tth
      @14tth Год назад +6

      There’s so many moves, he’s like a fucking anime main character with that many attack names. Which he totally was.

    • @zedlyfier7617
      @zedlyfier7617 Год назад +7

      6:21 Corsican Cannibal

    • @JdubHub
      @JdubHub Год назад +1

      @@zedlyfier7617 Thanks didn’t know I missed one lol

  • @ethanwillis7369
    @ethanwillis7369 Год назад +50

    One minute in and I can confirm that the AI certainly has Napoleon's ego

  • @aquinatis5034
    @aquinatis5034 Год назад +656

    As a french person, I’ve never been this impressed and proud of our emperor

  • @flamaerao
    @flamaerao Год назад +315

    "Thousands of screaming children play chess against Napoleon, who's actually an AI and is cheating" is something you'd only expect from DougDoug, and I love it

    • @amechanicalsoul
      @amechanicalsoul Год назад +1

      I might expect it from Charborg too, but that's why I watch both. You never know what wacky thing they'll come up with on any given day.

  • @revilno
    @revilno Год назад +394

    I love how the ai could just say “my pawn on e2 kills their king”

    • @Opanker_
      @Opanker_ Год назад +95

      No, he made it a rule that he can't just capture your king or checkmate you immidietly

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Год назад +4

      A real "no onions for twitch chat" moment.

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 Год назад +37

      ​@@Opanker_Or else Chat would have been destroyed by the Napoleon Ultra Paradox

    • @1_AlphabetCrew
      @1_AlphabetCrew Год назад +3

      But can he kill HIS king?

    • @aneasteregg8171
      @aneasteregg8171 Год назад

      ​​@@techno1561yeah fr Napoleon should have won right there, RIGGED

  • @ignoreme4627
    @ignoreme4627 Год назад +30

    I’ll give my respect to the editor to making all of the Frenchman’s moves into words.

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast Год назад +352

    the AI looks like it would name its son Jeremy before leaving him, Jeremy's multiple older brothers, and Jeremy's mother, only to end up in the same military team as Jeremy.

    • @LettuceGayming
      @LettuceGayming Год назад +63

      And then disguise as Tom jones while his son was on his deathbed to tell him he was his father using a metaphor based on the hit song “sex bomb” as his son fades away only to go back because all of the women on earth haven’t slept with him yet

    • @Medic-ow1br
      @Medic-ow1br Год назад +6

      we need to continue the story

    • @cidredwood6170
      @cidredwood6170 Год назад +29

      @@Medic-ow1brunfortunately the writers quit before finalizing the rest of the story

    • @flextape467
      @flextape467 Год назад +5

      the kind of guy to steal your computer's electricity, and then make it explode

  • @sharktheguy3265
    @sharktheguy3265 Год назад +128

    I absolutely love how much Napoleon hyped up moves like taking out his own pawn and putting his king in checkmate range. He's dumb but his confidence is admirable

  • @rebeccaliar9873
    @rebeccaliar9873 Год назад +351

    Seeing an AI that can literally make any move fail completely is the kind of thing that really gives you confidence the robots will never take over.

    • @jackmoseley4959
      @jackmoseley4959 Год назад

      Ai’s can’t currently take over the world because they have no sense of object permanence

    • @BloodSugarLQ
      @BloodSugarLQ Год назад +24

      okay but we're talking about chess of all things here. computers trained on chess have been beating humans for over 25 years

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +23

      @@BloodSugarLQsuch is the true nature of the napoleon ultra paradox

    • @felizen
      @felizen Год назад +1

      @@BloodSugarLQIf ChatGPT had the power of those chess bots this would've been an incredible fight

  • @chronosgod1
    @chronosgod1 6 месяцев назад +4

    6:13 the Ĕ̶̻̦͇̻͙̯̣͓̲̂̾̕͝U̸̢̙̝͙̖͈̘̘̠̇̅͌̎̇̎́͋́͊̆̈̈͘̕͜͜͝U̵̗̭̲̯͍̙͂͂͒̀̆̈̅͌̑̎̅̍͘͜G̷̛̦̲̩̠̺̯̹͂̂̌́̊̏͋͑̉̽͝Ḩ̴̛͎̗̺̟͇̦̟̥̘̯̔̈͆̃̆̓͒̇͐̄̍̿͋͗̍͜ great Napoleon!

  • @quinnsullivan5741
    @quinnsullivan5741 Год назад +254

    It’s so funny to see the napoleon AI come up with ultimate moves like an anime character

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 Год назад +14

      Ultra Paradox sounds like an anime character move too.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Год назад +10

      The AI is so good at naming shit, I often just give a brief description of something, and ask for names that fit a theme, and it spits out so many absolute banger names

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc Год назад +3

      THE CORSICAN CANNIBAL

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 Год назад +397

    How come this AI voice is so much more expressive than usual? This sounds so extremely good

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад +92

      I think cause it's a different service. This is Doug's voice impersonating the French. There's some on the clips channel like this. Like with Elden Ring's Goddrick or Melania. (Don't know if those are spelled right lol)
      Edit: also with pajama Sam if you haven't seen it already.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Год назад +43

      @@day7163 That's what I was thinking of, since Pajama Sam and DougGPT had weird speech impediments that this one doesn't seem to have

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад +9

      @@BierBart12 Ah okay. I thought you could've been thinking about like the DnD characters. Yeah I don't know.

    • @LeighonardoDicaprio
      @LeighonardoDicaprio Год назад +40

      @@BierBart12its the same program as those, this one just uses more doug than pajama sam did. And melania was dougs voice pitched up so that may be why. I think douggpt was his first try is memory serves, so maybe hes also gotten better at it with time

  • @Iceclipsrlul
    @Iceclipsrlul Год назад +204

    I burst out in laughter every time Napoleon said "The vibrating anal beads up my ass" Not only is the sentence funny, but the way he says it makes it so much better!

  • @Haloyayz
    @Haloyayz Год назад +137

    Fun Fact: most of the lines of his attacks and names of his chess pieces are based on actual french things like french territories and cities

    • @robertredfield8873
      @robertredfield8873 Год назад +19

      Thanks Captain Obvious

    • @Haloyayz
      @Haloyayz Год назад +2

      dawg some people dont know geography and dont even live in france lol@@robertredfield8873

    • @HorrorEnjoyer3
      @HorrorEnjoyer3 Год назад +2

      Napoleon Ultra Paradox?

    • @Haloyayz
      @Haloyayz Год назад

      paradox is the company who made hoi4
      (a strategy game based on war and ww2)
      @@HorrorEnjoyer3

    • @lot5191
      @lot5191 Год назад +16

      @@HorrorEnjoyer3pretty sure that’s based on napoleon but im not a professional

  • @Krakachan
    @Krakachan Год назад +351

    Napoleon: *crafts incoherent chess moves and loses to Chat, despite being able to cheat*
    Also Napoleon: *blames **-his Generals-** Doug* “Sh*t happens, you know!” 🤷‍♂️

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

  • @Andmau2552
    @Andmau2552 Год назад +225

    He technically had one more move. Chess ends in checkmate because one the losing team can't perform a legal move when mated. Since Napoleon is Napoleon he could've tanken the rook with a pawn across the screen, unmating himself.
    P.D. whoever suggested to add move names automatically made this 200000 times funnier, also the editor omg

    • @yondev
      @yondev Год назад +21

      Napoleon cannot get out of a checkmate since chat wouldn't have any win condition otherwise. Also, he's cheating, the cheating moves don't count as normal moves.

    • @Violet_Knight
      @Violet_Knight Год назад +9

      You're welcome lol

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Год назад

      Consider him losing that turn payment for having the checkmate Napoleon Ultra Paradox should have cost him waivered.

    • @SadMatte
      @SadMatte Год назад +1

      In the VOD Doug says if it's checkmate by normal chess rules, chat wins

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs Год назад +2

      @@Violet_KnightWe will tell stories of you and your contribution to humanity to our grandchildren.

  • @hdWWtchR
    @hdWWtchR Год назад +80

    AI allowed to cheat.
    Also the AI : Plays the worst moves possible to gaslight doug that he is the one that causes their failure

    • @thewiseoldfox
      @thewiseoldfox Год назад +4

      It's not that he's "allowed" to cheat, but that nobody stops him. Like a frustrated toddler playing a board game with the parents

  • @crazyninja1351
    @crazyninja1351 Год назад +2

    25:54 i love that when he loses, he completely drops the accent for a second

  • @bennett214
    @bennett214 Год назад +140

    I love that AI has turned Doug Doug streams into like the worlds weirdest d&d campaign

  • @thag_simmons
    @thag_simmons Год назад +79

    complete fever dream of a stream. I'm still a huge fan of chat constantly shouting "D:" every time napoleon named a new move, no matter how ineffectual the move was or silly the name is.

  • @totov-h4b
    @totov-h4b Год назад +98

    The *Waterloo Whirlwind* was truly terrifying. One of the greatest attack plans in all of earths history

  • @SuraimuWasTaken
    @SuraimuWasTaken Год назад +10

    Napoleon: *Says anything French*
    Doug: Oooh!

  • @SirPanikalot778
    @SirPanikalot778 Год назад +129

    17:53 Doug getting jumpscared by chat GPT is arguably funnier than it constantly rambling on about the beads.

  • @JzanderN
    @JzanderN Год назад +151

    That one chatter who suggested Napoleon name all of his moves was a genius.

  • @ChimpsR4
    @ChimpsR4 Год назад +203

    I kinda wonder what would happen if you took two different cheating AIs against each other. Maybe even turn it into a tournament.

    • @benh3518
      @benh3518 Год назад +40

      Master Chief still wins despite being eliminated in the first round.

    • @Pexag0n
      @Pexag0n Год назад +23

      @@benh3518 I love that reference, master chief always coming back during the battle between the characters

    • @pizzalock1760
      @pizzalock1760 Год назад +2

      ​@@benh3518so master chief is the dougdoug version of purple guy ............ I'll see myself out

  • @Diet07Coke
    @Diet07Coke Год назад +9

    NGL AI Napoleon plays exactly how I'd expect the Spy from TF2 to play chess.
    Probably in the same costume to boot.

  • @deskello1560
    @deskello1560 Год назад +79

    My favorite thing about DouglasDoug is that each time there's a cut in the video you can kind of piece together what twitch chat was talking about ten seconds before

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад

      Do you watch the streams? Cause I do to and can kinda do that. I'm curious if you can do it without watching streams.

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Год назад +603

    My absolute favorite depiction and personality of Napoleon Bonaparte I've ever seen xD
    Backstabbing Chess Mastermind!

  • @treedude4246
    @treedude4246 Год назад +130

    7:05 im mad at how good the delivery is here. Ai is starting to like get expressions and stuff down thats wild

    • @spookyboivilla5386
      @spookyboivilla5386 Год назад +6

      It’s all just instructions and codes put in by Doug himself the ai doesn’t isn’t really conscious it just follows the instructions

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@spookyboivilla5386 they mean in the tone and such, not any actual emotion there

  • @yaboiashy3721
    @yaboiashy3721 Год назад +20

    6:14 the random scream was nothing more than the ai personally attacking doug for messing up his plans.