Skyrim, but NPCs spawn a Cheese Wheel every second

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @NoahReadsSlowly
    @NoahReadsSlowly Год назад +14337

    Doug Doug failed to realize that cheese only gets better with age. Waiting 50 days wouldn’t help.

    • @NoahReadsSlowly
      @NoahReadsSlowly Год назад +519

      @awhellnah__ Ok Mr cheese master, why don’t you calm down

    • @drewski_1
      @drewski_1 Год назад +177

      @awhellnah__aww shucks, I suppose then this comment should get taken down now shouldn’t it! How dare they make a joke about cheese that’s statistically inaccurate. Shame

    • @Drexus.The.Mantled
      @Drexus.The.Mantled Год назад +27

      Mold adds value too

    • @BradCashew
      @BradCashew Год назад +29

      @awhellnah__I bet you’re fun at parties

    • @eeee6937
      @eeee6937 Год назад +39

      @awhellnah__ extra protein for the other 98%

  • @Darktrooper0
    @Darktrooper0 Год назад +1898

    Honestly the cheese wheels are a real fascinating way to look at npc pathing and behaviour in these games. You watch a bethesda programmer's labor manifest as the twon square or tavern where everyone gathers turns into the Wisconsin Cheese Vault

  • @MorbidTortoise
    @MorbidTortoise Год назад +4414

    This wasn't even his gpu dying. This was skyrims engine buckling under the weight of cheese

    • @midknight1339
      @midknight1339 Год назад +636

      I'm pretty confident that this wouldn't even affect the GPU that much; the main reason this kills the game is because of the amount of collision physics which need to be calculated, which is all on the CPU.

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 Год назад +145

      No, its the fabric of reality warping and changing due to the sheer amount of cheese

    • @ihya_oldum7265
      @ihya_oldum7265 Год назад +57

      It should be much better on special edition old skyrim engine has some hard limits special edition engine is more advenced, thats the reason big city mods dont work on the old version

    • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
      @NKGAMING-ri4qm Год назад +7

      His gpu was holding skyrim like peter did in that meme with mj

    • @SadMatte
      @SadMatte Год назад +91

      ​@@midknight1339Yeah, objects with collision and gravity are extremely expensive on the CPU when they're in high amounts, meanwhile it's nothing crazy for the GPU

  • @alala-qv3do
    @alala-qv3do 8 месяцев назад +220

    i think its not his computer dying, but the whole skyrim universe being consumed and suffocated in cheese

  • @melissagotobed
    @melissagotobed Год назад +1125

    I remember when the guy hit 20 cheese in a stack and the bet for 21 was made, I was ready to doubt but Doug's "believe it's possible" speech made me believe

    • @AeyakS
      @AeyakS Год назад +31

      It's sort of rigged towards 21+. Without a time limit, it's only possible for it to pander to "No" if the stream ends, which might take hours. On the other hand, you have all of that time for the record to be broken.

    • @someone24688
      @someone24688 Год назад +21

      I think the record was 23? The stream had some bonus content like Doug taking off his shirt

  • @thorzap1374
    @thorzap1374 Год назад +1183

    If it wasn't Markarth I think it would've crashed while he was inside the Night Mother's coffin because that interaction takes an ETERNITY

    • @Purriah
      @Purriah Год назад +17

      True

    • @connectedgamers1753
      @connectedgamers1753 Год назад +189

      He was doomed the second Whiterun wouldn't work anymore. Have to go into whiterun to talk to the Emperor's agent who sets up the whole assassination business.

    • @Michaelroni-n-cheese
      @Michaelroni-n-cheese Год назад +5

      Thanks for ruining the video!

    • @thorzap1374
      @thorzap1374 Год назад +182

      @@Michaelroni-n-cheese Anytime! Maybe finish the video before browsing the comments next time?

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw Год назад +69

      @@Michaelroni-n-cheese nobody made you read the comments, friend

  • @Groovehound122
    @Groovehound122 10 месяцев назад +1401

    I love how the DougDoug charm is that you click the video thinking “Yeah, that’s a fun idea” and then about 1/5 of the way in you get distracted by some crazy consequence of the video gimmick and the rest of the video has 18 subplots about some completely insane, stupid, crazy, ADHD fuelled competition

    • @quacktheduck6146
      @quacktheduck6146 9 месяцев назад +55

      dougdoug is literally adhd the streamer

    • @runelefebvre8336
      @runelefebvre8336 7 месяцев назад +14

      This explains every Douglas video😂

    • @LateCigs
      @LateCigs 6 месяцев назад +52

      This channel is the opposite of clickbait, you always get even more than you bargained for

    • @rezaghanbari2172
      @rezaghanbari2172 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@LateCigsI couldn't describe it better myself

  • @LateCigs
    @LateCigs 9 месяцев назад +135

    11:44 Hearing an adult man say "The cheese is gonna increase soon..." in unironic distraught is all I've ever needed

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 4 месяца назад +2

      Well if they're not an adult they're not a man

    • @hippieyoda1993
      @hippieyoda1993 Месяц назад

      @@LateCigs ‘The cheese spawning will contain until morale improves’ 😆

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken Год назад +691

    9:45 gotta love how the guard doesn't just fall down when the cheese collapses but he gently floats to the ground using the newly pooped out cheese to break his fall.

    • @ore-tears-mo3016
      @ore-tears-mo3016 Год назад +60

      he is a cheesewalker

    • @BluestTable
      @BluestTable 3 месяца назад +7

      A cheesebender

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga Месяц назад +1

      The Cheesen One

    • @cronft
      @cronft Месяц назад +1

      more funny is the kids at the end of the video, where they get propulsed by cheese wheels

  • @jasonsorin1021
    @jasonsorin1021 Год назад +6517

    how the hell did you manage to sell cheese to people who spawn it every second

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 Год назад +300

      Maybe some districts have more or less different cheese types? Take goat cheese from one district, sell it at a district that majors mostly in cow cheese for a mark-up. Or perhaps sell a type of cheese to a maker who specializes in crafting cottage cheese.

    • @Polygonzzzzzzz
      @Polygonzzzzzzz Год назад +221

      Sell the time to a clock.

    • @kolby125
      @kolby125 Год назад +24

      cash money 🤑🤑🤑

    • @Channeldyhb
      @Channeldyhb Год назад +10

      Cheese is free real estate

    • @HiddenForbidden2
      @HiddenForbidden2 Год назад +35

      They... LOVE the Cheese just that much!

  • @TimeDestroyer9
    @TimeDestroyer9 Год назад +1822

    As someone who spawns a cheese wheel every second I love unfathomable amounts of cheese

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor Год назад +31

      what's your total cheese count so far

    • @jadelilly420
      @jadelilly420 Год назад +30

      I thought your name was TimDestroyer and I was wondering what you have against Tims lmao

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander Год назад

      ​@@jadelilly420Tims cannot be trusted

    • @doctorstaples4947
      @doctorstaples4947 Год назад +11

      Hey I’m glad you’re getting the representation in media you deserve, Doug is so progressive

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Год назад +9

      What's your cheese tower record?

  • @jd0monty
    @jd0monty 9 месяцев назад +333

    doing some math, a skyrim cheese wheel is 2 pounds (0.9kg), and since one is spawning on an npc 5 times a second, that means an npc excretes 10 pounds (4.5kg) of cheese a second, meaning that at about the 1:45 hour mark where the game stopped loading, an actual number of 31,500 wheels of cheese would've been loaded by a single npc if the game wasnt lagging, and if the 5 wheels of cheese a second was constant throughout the whole video. making a single npc secrete about 63,000 (28,576 kg) pounds of cheese in an hour and 45 minutes. so that means that every day, a person in skyrim would need to shed 864,000 pounds (391,903 kg) of cheese, or the weight of a fully loaded Boeing 747. EVERY SINGLE DAY. and just to torture myself, that means the earth would gain about 6.912 x 10^15 pounds, or around the weight of Pluto. EVERY DAY.

    • @nidicey
      @nidicey 9 месяцев назад +27

      dedication is INSANE dude

    • @horhaythebigmacguy3836
      @horhaythebigmacguy3836 8 месяцев назад +13

      Cheesetastic.

    • @renniekinnie
      @renniekinnie 7 месяцев назад +13

      this information is stellar thank you 🫡

    • @TwistedCodex
      @TwistedCodex 6 месяцев назад +20

      This, is the reason ive always loved math. Wild calculations to compare are weirdly fun. Awesome crunch!

    • @scouseleemini1
      @scouseleemini1 5 месяцев назад +6

      You’re a nerd and I love you

  • @lucienmoolman8017
    @lucienmoolman8017 Год назад +2173

    Alduin just carpet bombing helgen with cheese is peak comedy

    • @octapusxft
      @octapusxft Год назад +51

      If only his meteorites were also modded to have cheese models

    • @irokosalei5133
      @irokosalei5133 Год назад +11

      Also the rainbow horses , I guess they're from MLP 😂

    • @beginnereasy
      @beginnereasy Год назад +3

      Every kill spawns an increasing number of cheese wheels

    • @Canale-_-Chiuso1
      @Canale-_-Chiuso1 4 месяца назад

      1945 likes💀

  • @Chris-nt1ss
    @Chris-nt1ss Год назад +1204

    The way the screams muffled as the cheese consumed the orphans

    • @BigRedNerdBird
      @BigRedNerdBird 9 месяцев назад +30

      Just like my bat mitzvah

    • @xspeedyjjx7419
      @xspeedyjjx7419 7 месяцев назад +3

      🧀

    • @sanderzphillips
      @sanderzphillips 5 месяцев назад +2

      1.) The lady running around was screaming, not the kids.
      2.) The muffled screaming was nothing more than an edit done in post.
      ☝️🤓

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@sanderzphillipsOk nerd

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 4 месяца назад

      @@BigRedNerdBirdHuh, yours, too?

  • @biobuilder4366
    @biobuilder4366 Год назад +1222

    I'm gonna guess in the range of 200-300 cheeses before skyrim dies of cheese edit: after watching the first 3 seconds of the intro cairrage cutscene and seeing the very first cheese counter number I realize I have vastly underestimated the magnitude of cheese.

  • @meganvincent5381
    @meganvincent5381 Год назад +190

    7:10 "...extra beating!" *BRUTAL EXECUTION* Good god that timing

    • @Fireflare80
      @Fireflare80 9 месяцев назад +25

      I particularly love that in the exact moment he performs the brutal execution, all the orphans cheese themselves in shock

    • @meganvincent5381
      @meganvincent5381 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@Fireflare80 OH MY GOD THEY DID, god that was hilarious

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic Год назад +683

    "These children are gonna have enough cheese to eat for months after I kill their grandma."
    Another quality quote from Doug

  • @piethrower91
    @piethrower91 Год назад +788

    I love how in this speed run he was constantly distracted by breaking the cheese tower record.

    • @aurockson2696
      @aurockson2696 Год назад +60

      Doug Doug famous for having fast speedruns

    • @evoction
      @evoction Год назад +52

      You mean to tell me the cheese tower record isn't the main challenge

    • @HercadosP
      @HercadosP Год назад +12

      Two stones with one bird

  • @Cheezman64
    @Cheezman64 Год назад +2437

    As a person made of cheese, I approve

  • @pbutteranimates9841
    @pbutteranimates9841 8 месяцев назад +38

    i (lactose intolerant) watched this while suffering from a lactose-intolerance-attack and i'm suing doug for damages to the entire bottom half of my body and my house.

  • @Unappendixed
    @Unappendixed Год назад +936

    He keeps referencing his graphics card but the performance hit from that many objects is almost certainly the physics calculations, which is guaranteed piledriving the CPU exclusively. His 4070 is probably at like 25% utilization

    • @Exorion1er
      @Exorion1er Год назад +100

      Yes ! Also, a 4070 is not "best PC money can buy" *4090 enters the ring*

    • @portalwalker_
      @portalwalker_ Год назад +28

      ​@@Exorion1erYeah, why wouldn't he just get the best money can buy?

    • @Marcelis
      @Marcelis Год назад

      @@portalwalker_for this?

    • @portalwalker_
      @portalwalker_ Год назад +40

      @@Marcelis No, for everything: Recording, playing GTA V, editing, etc. This would be a business purchase after all

    • @ljlk8583
      @ljlk8583 Год назад +104

      @@portalwalker_ because people don't have unlimited money

  • @Lechuga1815
    @Lechuga1815 Год назад +1172

    The trick is to do the "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" questline. It's shorter and still technically completes the Dark Brotherhood.

    • @revilno
      @revilno Год назад +72

      No all you have to do is wait, both the emperor and that one lady from the dark brotherhood and all the targets are lactose intolerant

    • @theguthboyw
      @theguthboyw Год назад +8

      @@revilno nah, after you kill Astrid and tell the Penutian oculatus agents, you wait then slaughter the sanctuary together

    • @silEseal.
      @silEseal. 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@theguthboyw no because the agents are lactose intolerant too

    • @ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy
      @ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy 11 месяцев назад +3

      didn't he do that in a different challenge once? not sure which one it was

    • @silEseal.
      @silEseal. 11 месяцев назад

      @@ivyivyyiivvvyyyyvy don't think he did.

  • @jadennigel773
    @jadennigel773 Год назад +830

    Doug accidentally executing Grelod made me laugh harder than I have in a long time

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree Год назад +4

      Hahaha!! Same 😂🤣

    • @Shoebil
      @Shoebil Год назад +31

      7:13

    • @bok4822
      @bok4822 Год назад +11

      I think I spent a solid 4 minutes laughing at that scene. Everything about it was just pure dark comedy gold.

  • @galenmarek4117
    @galenmarek4117 4 месяца назад +10

    DougDoug walking into the orphanage and immediately dealing the most devastating execution to Grelod was incredible.

  • @Maker0824
    @Maker0824 Год назад +2024

    Glad for this quick 5 minute coding adventure

    • @miguelmalvina5200
      @miguelmalvina5200 Год назад +47

      why do you have the spore galactic adventures logo

    • @Dafpea1
      @Dafpea1 Год назад +7

      ​@@miguelmalvina5200good question

    • @Someone-wall
      @Someone-wall Год назад +44

      ​@@miguelmalvina5200why shouldn't they have a profile picture that is the icon to an expansion for the greatest game of all time; spore.

    • @GrassTroll
      @GrassTroll Год назад +6

      @@Someone-wallJump jungles!

    • @Earl_of_York
      @Earl_of_York Год назад +14

      Completely unrelated but I love your profile picture

  • @chicknorris6035
    @chicknorris6035 Год назад +143

    The best thing about this is that he probably could have done it if he went fast, but instead he stood around watching the NPCs decimate his PC.

    • @piercexlr878
      @piercexlr878 Год назад +9

      Pretty sure dark brotherhood area would doom him. A lot of stuff has to happen

  • @eugenenalpin6058
    @eugenenalpin6058 Год назад +941

    I think the way to offset the CONSTANTLY spawning cheese, is to become a CHEESE HUNTER and begin picking up most of the cheese wheels that you see

    • @brr4519
      @brr4519 Год назад +109

      can’t pick up 4 cheeses per npc per second faster than they spawn, let alone 6

    • @2-bit567
      @2-bit567 Год назад +13

      @@brr4519 But what if we were to fus ro dah them away?

    • @DaniRadriendil
      @DaniRadriendil Год назад +88

      @@2-bit567Much like dumping garbage IRL, they don't go "away", they just go over there. You need to rapidly despawn large quantities of cheese.

    • @2-bit567
      @2-bit567 Год назад +8

      @@DaniRadriendil Ah, I thought maybe pushing them far enough away would unload them.

    • @junova7503
      @junova7503 Год назад +51

      @@2-bit567 Then the physics of hundreds of wheels of cheese flying around would need to be calculated. That would be a death sentence.

  • @amog8202
    @amog8202 15 дней назад +3

    NPCs making minecraft noob poles whenever theyre bored is easily the best thing about this

  • @weinereater-wm6qm
    @weinereater-wm6qm Год назад +482

    I cannot describe the pure amount of excitement all of us in the stream experienced everytime there was someone in the 16+ levels of cheese tower
    I may be a chronic doubter, but I'll forever be a cheese believer

  • @Giantpenguin
    @Giantpenguin Год назад +48

    14:17
    "Pinkie pie looks horrible now!"
    Rainbow Dash looks at him all offended.

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 5 месяцев назад

      @@Giantpenguin despite being made into scuffed NPC reskins in an entirely different game/universe their friendship remains boundless

  • @retronymph
    @retronymph Год назад +90

    13:06 This is probably the funniest part of the video to me because it's Doug accidentally discovering tech used in actual Skyrim speedruns

  • @whatthehelldoiputhere
    @whatthehelldoiputhere 6 месяцев назад +4

    14:18 "Pinkie Pie looks horrible now." Doug said, while looking at Rainbow Dash.

  • @NikFromm
    @NikFromm Год назад +51

    11:43 Doug: “We’re gonna k!ll the miner.”
    Chat: “The ones in the orphanage wasn’t enough, huh?”

  • @TheTrueFool
    @TheTrueFool Год назад +248

    Imagine living in a world where cheese wheels continuously materialize under every living person but you, and no one else acknowledges that it's happening or pays any mind to the cheese itself.

    • @Leglessolas
      @Leglessolas Год назад +19

      Talk about cosmic horror

    • @GusBried
      @GusBried Год назад +23

      ​@@okzyzzbut then they'd question what was wrong with the one weirdo, who doesn't spawn cheese 🤔

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 Год назад +12

      @@GusBried not really. They would call him disabled and go on with their lives

    • @hackedbyBLAGH
      @hackedbyBLAGH Год назад +1

      Eating and pooping are like this. Aliens be like WTF?

    • @MrChickennugget360
      @MrChickennugget360 11 месяцев назад

      this whole playthrough is cosmic horror. its like mr. fundels from rick and morty- a race against time until the cheese assimilates everything.

  • @davwalsr
    @davwalsr Год назад +134

    I was here for this stream, one of the few I’ve seen live. The cheese counter was without question the most important part of the stream

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад +9

      Can't believe Doug made a video and fast-forwarded through the best and most interesting part. Another classic case of Doug refusing to give his viewers what they want sigh

  • @alala-qv3do
    @alala-qv3do 8 месяцев назад +4

    just imagine running into a room to see your children suffocate in 16 tons of cheese wheels

  • @ThatGuy-hu9mt
    @ThatGuy-hu9mt Год назад +277

    I can’t believe people aren’t commending DougDoug for waiting five real days for the cheese wheels to despawn

  • @NerdishGeekish
    @NerdishGeekish Год назад +115

    I love it how NPCs went on from cheese running diarrhea, to sweating cheese wheels, to literally hovering above a jet of cheese wheels like they're all Iron Man.

  • @tommartenmark5786
    @tommartenmark5786 Год назад +45

    9:22 love the muffled voice when the cheese is in front of her

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 4 месяца назад +8

    An orphan preforming a dark ritual whilst balancing on a stack of cheese wheels isn't something I expected to see today. Or ever

  • @the_doug_digital
    @the_doug_digital Год назад +112

    I can’t believe the feeling my ancestors felt discovering new sustenance and conquering dangerous animals is the same feeling Doug evoked from chat when a virtual tower of low-resolution cheese wheels reached a height of 23 instead of 19

    • @lkx5257
      @lkx5257 Год назад +9

      The pinnacle of human creation

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Год назад +1101

    Awesome work

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 Год назад +122

    This takes 'cheesing Skyrim' to a whole different level.

  • @2b2tcommunityrule1nopersonalin
    @2b2tcommunityrule1nopersonalin 7 месяцев назад +9

    A Nordic great axe is swinging towards your face, you hit the pause menu, *EIGHTY WHEELS OF CHEESE*

  • @venomherlet2825
    @venomherlet2825 Год назад +65

    Damn, I remember this one from like half a year ago xD
    I also love how it eventually stopped being about beating Skyrim and became a search operation for the highest cheese tower :)

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Год назад +3

      No no, beating Skyrim was a side quest

  • @Mr_Mystic
    @Mr_Mystic Год назад +369

    if i had a nickle for every dougdoug skyrim video that included cheese in it...well i'd only have a few but it's weird how this keeps happening.

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Год назад +15

      You ve misspelled "delicious".

    • @machina221
      @machina221 Год назад +13

      We call this 'religion'.

    • @vcreativeart16
      @vcreativeart16 Год назад +11

      You'd have a quarter, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened 5 times

    • @totororaptors
      @totororaptors Год назад

      ​@@vcreativeart16a quarter is 25

    • @Thunderclap117
      @Thunderclap117 Год назад +6

      @@totororaptors yes... 25 cents. a nickle is 5 cents. 5 times 5 = 25

  • @inkling457
    @inkling457 Год назад +427

    My family used to play Skyrim so often that they used to collect massive amounts of one specific item when they were bored.
    This includes my dad collecting plates, bread, sweet rolls, drugs, and yes, probably cheese wheels.
    My sister also collected troll skulls.

    • @daymuntaku6590
      @daymuntaku6590 Год назад +29

      My current character has like 300+ skooma. My rule is if it's available I have to buy it, and I keep it in the bedside table

    • @scrungobeepis5443
      @scrungobeepis5443 11 месяцев назад +9

      Me and my brother would hoard Town Guard Shields

    • @Malenrick
      @Malenrick 10 месяцев назад +19

      I like the escalation of collecting plates and bread, to troll skulls.

    • @tOGGLEwAFFLES
      @tOGGLEwAFFLES 10 месяцев назад +6

      I go for empty skooma bottles and soul gem fragments personally.

    • @wildwyguy2968
      @wildwyguy2968 9 месяцев назад +3

      for me it was skulls and brooms

  • @JoeyWheelerFuqs
    @JoeyWheelerFuqs Месяц назад +1

    7:32 “cheese towering” sounds like something that would make parents freak out thinking it’s some new way of doing drugs but in reality it’s quite literally just making a tower of cheese underneath you

  • @redcoder09
    @redcoder09 Год назад +57

    I speak for all the residents of Wisconsin when I say that we applaud you for taking on the menace of cheese summoned by High Demon Elgrim. Times have been tough over here too.

  • @xaiverbres7335
    @xaiverbres7335 Год назад +88

    6:55 I mean let’s be real, in a world where literally everyone is constantly producing cheese at a significant rate
    The fact Doug got any money for selling cheese is impressive

  • @kadinallan2436
    @kadinallan2436 Год назад +55

    I remember the coding portion of that stream being so painful to watch... and it wasn't getting the cheese to spawn. He spent so much time trying to just make a counter for the cheese 😅

  • @Shamshiro
    @Shamshiro Год назад +33

    Sheogorath's having a field day with this one.

    • @abysspegasusgaming
      @abysspegasusgaming 5 месяцев назад +1

      This is the comment I've been looking for!

    • @katiemckinney9456
      @katiemckinney9456 4 месяца назад +4

      He's probably the one causing all of the cheese shenanigans to happen in the first place.

  • @dominikblack8943
    @dominikblack8943 Год назад +11

    13:00 "If i wait an hour, is that enough?" "NOT AT ALL!!!"

  • @benlunaris
    @benlunaris Год назад +203

    Alduin dropping cheese turds on people made my day

  • @cho4d
    @cho4d Год назад +156

    the concept of selling someone cheese in a world where literally everyone shits it out all the time has absolutely broken me

    • @Planetdune
      @Planetdune Год назад +8

      The game does not dynamically adapt to the situation. The prices and economy are exactly the same no matter how much cheese is spawned.

    • @quollosuru
      @quollosuru 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Planetdune i mean obviously, its just amusing

  • @katt-the-pig
    @katt-the-pig Год назад +14

    14:41 Obviously, the shopkeepers are more interested in import cheese. They don't have so much of that.

  • @marcuswong730
    @marcuswong730 Год назад +224

    Words cannot describe how much I miss this style of content

  • @dermegger7733
    @dermegger7733 Год назад +87

    Honestly, the cheese towering record got me more invested than any speedrun ever would.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB Год назад +59

    16:13 Muiri floating there, armed crossed, floating by the power of cheese, makes her look like a hilarious cheese god

  • @Howch125
    @Howch125 Год назад +8

    I think the cheese is effecting the CPU more than the GPU...
    Ahhh what a sentence! :D

  • @randomplaces597
    @randomplaces597 Год назад +471

    Alright guys we're gonna do a cheese speedrun.
    *Continues to stare at every cheese tower in awe, defeating the purpose of "speed" run*

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH Год назад +49

      its a cheeserun

    • @Poggers123-nu3us
      @Poggers123-nu3us Год назад +14

      ​@@FiSH-iSHcheeserun moment

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH Год назад +4

      @@Poggers123-nu3us frfr!!

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel Год назад +5

      ...then continueing to change the rules he plays on ingame.
      We all know thoose Types from Kindergarten and we love em.

    • @user-ym8zp6ld4e
      @user-ym8zp6ld4e Год назад +12

      @@Rabijeel i thinks its pretty obvious its not supposed to be a serious speedrun, idk maybe because there is cheese spawning every second???

  • @ragingfilthycasual
    @ragingfilthycasual Год назад +60

    My boy Alduin out here flying around dropping Dick Cheese on all the townspeople like Santa Claus running out of time on Christmas Eve.

  • @eth43c89
    @eth43c89 Год назад +22

    The motivation speech from the same voice as the barbarian from wall-town really moved me. Thank you Doug, for the motivation to continue on my cheesy journey.

  • @Concerned-Citi-Zen
    @Concerned-Citi-Zen 4 месяца назад +4

    *Ralof: “The Empire loves their damn cheese! It’s been an honor, Jarl Ulfrick.”* 2:16

  • @polishscribe674
    @polishscribe674 Год назад +39

    Doug Doug: My computer will propably crash!
    Also Doug Doug: *doesn't pick up cheese on the way and let's the game spawn more cheese while doing absolutely nothing*

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 Год назад +22

    You know, "everyone on the planet starts materialising cheese wheels under their feet every second" could probably make for a good horror / disaster movie

  • @notchillstorm
    @notchillstorm Год назад +21

    19:13 I'm loving these 2000s-level videos.

  • @deathtakes
    @deathtakes 7 месяцев назад +4

    Was not expecting competitive cheese stacking in skyrim, this is why i love mods and the modders that make them.

  • @aidenramberg9095
    @aidenramberg9095 Год назад +6

    5:40 i love the olympic rules for cheese stacking your self, this is my favorite sport.

  • @TheItzal11
    @TheItzal11 Год назад +56

    Doug: We need fire
    Me: oh, Doug's making fondue

  • @Levi-gh1sq
    @Levi-gh1sq Год назад +24

    This episode made me realize how much doug can sound like lightning mcqueen at times

    • @daveslamjam
      @daveslamjam Год назад +2

      what? when?

    • @Levi-gh1sq
      @Levi-gh1sq Год назад

      @@daveslamjam i don't remember quite when but i think it's when his voice isn't quite high but it isn't low

  • @joythesylveon496
    @joythesylveon496 9 месяцев назад +6

    why is this the kind of content RUclips recommends me at two in the morning? i love it, but how am I supposed to sleep knowing this isn't a video I haven't watched

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 Год назад +20

    Hey! This is like an old school DougDoug video. Back in the day, when he wasn't bald yet. Ah! So nostalgic!
    They don't make them like they used too 😭😭😭

  • @thedamnguy2896
    @thedamnguy2896 Год назад +28

    this will finally solve the famine in Skyrim thanks Douglas Dougler for solving world famine in a videogame

  • @GameJam230
    @GameJam230 Год назад +26

    20:19 Wow, he really waited 50 days, just look at that timer!

  • @GraysonToolen
    @GraysonToolen Месяц назад +1

    10:08 he had 20 right before it fell that isn’t counting the buried part of the cheese tower.

  • @mistah.cheese
    @mistah.cheese Год назад +62

    as a cheese wheel, i can confirm this is Skyrim

    • @duckmaster5512
      @duckmaster5512 Год назад +4

      As a Skyrim I can confirm that you are a cheese wheel

    • @BeepSmile
      @BeepSmile Год назад +1

      om nom nom

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures Год назад +13

    I've never played skyrim before.
    A few weeks ago, I finally went out and bought skyrim because I've had so much fun watching dougdoug play.
    And man is it a great game.
    Long live the cheese wheel.

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken Год назад +6

    12:28 looks very anime with the secret society members each standing on their own pillar...of cheese.

  • @INVADERZIMA-d6g
    @INVADERZIMA-d6g 2 месяца назад +2

    7:52 they are uncomfortable in the c h e e s e.

  • @exantiuse497
    @exantiuse497 Год назад +70

    I think the reason waiting 50 days didn't work is because outside areas don't respawn. I remember in my first playthrough of Skyrim when I didn't know where I could safely store items I stored all my dragon bones/scales and magical items on one of the guard towers outside Solitude, and they never disappeared. So the cheese never despawned from Markarth which is why it wouldn't load

  • @keegansayshi2479
    @keegansayshi2479 Год назад +85

    "The top scientists at NVIDIA have toiled for years, so we can watch a chicken shit out 69,000 wheels of cheese."
    I can't breathe 💀💀💀

    • @randomguy2023
      @randomguy2023 Год назад +4

      The thing is that it’s the CPU that’s the issue

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Год назад +145

    As someone that pretends to be cheese to cope with cheese related trauma, I bestow the Cheese Seal of Approval on this video.

  • @AmundJones
    @AmundJones 4 месяца назад +2

    I love how you turned the graphics all the way down to Oblivion 😂

  • @MrPruske
    @MrPruske Год назад +26

    17:32
    Cheesus Christ

  • @0uttaS1TE
    @0uttaS1TE Год назад +4

    2:45 The song playing in the background gives me unfathomable levels of nostalgia. Thank you Doug. Thank you Keke

  • @redshoesmatcha
    @redshoesmatcha Год назад +6

    "this is the way Skyrim was meant to be played" gotta be one of my fave lines from Dougdoug ever...I just love it every time he says it lool

  • @ImFangzBro
    @ImFangzBro 4 месяца назад +1

    "Mountains of skeevers exploded. Several large cheese wheels fell out of Lydia. Jarl Balgruuf's beard scooted next to Irileth as Irileth returned to Dragonsreach."

  • @Monkkie
    @Monkkie Год назад +49

    This man literally brought a whole new meaning to cheesing the game and I’m all here for it

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic Год назад +8

    The part where he kills Grelod always gets me. I just imagine this big beefy Nord marching into an orphanage and drawing his axe, then the incredible, full force blow directly to the face in full view of all the children and the Nord just goes "I'M GOING TO BE AN ASSASSIN!"
    And yet, there were no witnesses because the orphans were soon after consumed by cheese. The perfect crime.

  • @mysho
    @mysho Год назад +17

    15:43 I love the Peggle sound effects :DD

  • @Bantallas
    @Bantallas 6 дней назад +1

    What would cheeses do...
    Alduin didnt timetravel. His lactose intolerant ass was on the toilet.

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox Год назад +12

    11:57 Yes, thank you, Teddy Roosevelt Barbarian from D&D.

  • @Quazarthegreat
    @Quazarthegreat Год назад +28

    Once again, he *literally* cheesed his way out of prison

  • @lemongreed7916
    @lemongreed7916 Год назад +11

    This stream was so beautiful I have a few screenshots of cheese mountains in gorgeous lighting. It just looks like a painting

  • @billnugget
    @billnugget 7 месяцев назад +6

    8:18 Apple bottom cheese, boots with the curd 💀💀

    • @1tsrotten
      @1tsrotten 4 месяца назад +1

      @@billnugget This is a gem

  • @toosmug5955
    @toosmug5955 Год назад +15

    At least he'll never run out of 15 hp health restoring cheeses

  • @jackofarcades2813
    @jackofarcades2813 Год назад +7

    16:49 this sound combined with Doug's recent music choices confirms my theory he's a fan of Backseat

  • @dommoo2
    @dommoo2 Год назад +10

    14:17 looks at rainbow horse calls it pink

  • @miawmiawgary2024
    @miawmiawgary2024 9 месяцев назад +7

    14:12 Rainbow seems offended