Skyrim, but if I say "dragon" then 10 dragons spawn

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  • If I say "dragon", my voice program will immediately create 10 dragons. This was very hard.
    Streaming live on Twitch! / dougdoug
    2nd Channel: bit.ly/dougdoug2
    Twitter: / dougdougfood
    The voice program I used is "VoiceAttack", you can find a free version of their product here! voiceattack.com/
    The Skyrim mod is one I made myself, you can download and set it up here: www.dougdoug.com/ifisaydragon
    More Duggeroo:
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    MUSIC CREDITS:
    Gran Turismo - Like the Wind
    Metal Gear Solid 3 - Caution
    Paper Mario The Origami King - Giant Fan of Bonehead Island
    Skyrim - Theme Song
    Sly Cooper 2 - Episode Select
    Sly Cooper 2 - Museum
    Sly Cooper 2 - Wine Cellar
    Super Mario Odyssey - Bowser Battle 2
    Super Mario Odyssey - Staff Roll
    About DougDoug:
    Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
    #Skyrim #VoiceCommands #DragOn
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  3 года назад +48275

    I am never trusting Uber again.

  • @same5songseveryday
    @same5songseveryday 3 года назад +5721

    "If I told you to say 'Giants' would you? Nah, seems to obvious"
    S P A W N I N G N A Z E E M

  • @disownership
    @disownership 3 года назад +5505

    "Ah, jeez."
    "Spawning cheese."
    Gets me every time.

    • @rarebeeph1783
      @rarebeeph1783 3 года назад +227

      "Damn it!"
      "Spawning bandits."

    • @sendearpics5764
      @sendearpics5764 3 года назад +169

      What if you wanted to talk with Jesus, but God said
      "S P A W N I N G C H E E S E"

    • @refusingtoconform
      @refusingtoconform 3 года назад +12

      "Ah cheese, the cart!"

    • @DylanoRevs
      @DylanoRevs 3 года назад +47

      "Banned ed?"
      *"Spawning Bandits"*

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 3 года назад +30

      “Woof”
      “Spawning wolves”

  • @alexterra2626
    @alexterra2626 2 года назад +3590

    - Literally survives thousands of enemies at once
    - Dies to cheese
    - “Okay good work team”

    • @JusticeGivenForm
      @JusticeGivenForm 9 месяцев назад +24

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have no replies

    • @qwontz
      @qwontz 9 месяцев назад +13

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have one replies

    • @TheKEK
      @TheKEK 9 месяцев назад +12

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have two replies

    • @N_IRL
      @N_IRL 9 месяцев назад +11

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have three replies

    • @Rodrigo278100
      @Rodrigo278100 9 месяцев назад +8

      I'm genuinely so confused how does this have three replies

  • @cryzz0n
    @cryzz0n 2 года назад +5415

    "There is a giant spider"
    "Spider is not linked to anything"
    SPAWNING GIANT

  • @GamesNMusicFTW
    @GamesNMusicFTW 3 года назад +2271

    ""Are you real? Are you a real person? Are you actually complimenting me? I don't trust you, and I don't believe you" A mood

    • @CookiKirby
      @CookiKirby 3 года назад +124

      I came here to have a good time. Not find the manifestation of my anxiety in a quote.

    • @eyesgravity9175
      @eyesgravity9175 3 года назад +3

      Huh

    • @Lolbigfart
      @Lolbigfart 3 года назад +8

      @@CookiKirby uh you good?

    • @CookiKirby
      @CookiKirby 3 года назад +7

      @@Lolbigfart Probably

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +22

      DougDoug: I don’t want new people to just come in and get treated like I don’t trust them
      _5 minutes later_
      Donation: Hey I’m new and-
      DougDoug: I don’t trust you

  • @Cmygo
    @Cmygo 2 года назад +4065

    6:58 Did the person with the cab question actually anticipate him saying Uber in his response? If so, that's some real 5Head 200 IQ shenanigans

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 2 года назад +332

      Nah, I think that was all Doug.

    • @bluecloud4652
      @bluecloud4652 2 года назад +358

      Doug blames us for his own shenanigans

    • @Yharims
      @Yharims 2 года назад +346

      I think he was going for crab

    • @squidge903
      @squidge903 2 года назад +161

      Most people use Uber. It was a smart gamble.

    • @sonichero678
      @sonichero678 Год назад +36

      Spawning crabs

  • @tortellinitime8533
    @tortellinitime8533 Год назад +1571

    Dude imagine being the guy at helgen. You rescue someone from execution and he starts muttering and talking about uber, releasing a tide of dragons and trolls and crabs. Then he proceeds to die from cheese explosions, like what do you even do after that?

    • @RyoIsamuGaming
      @RyoIsamuGaming Год назад +157

      Proclaim it as a sign that Sheogorath walks among you and leave Skyrim.

    • @Paulunatr
      @Paulunatr Год назад +64

      The insanity of the Khajiit led Ralof to realize he was in fact a video game character, which lead to him retiring from the Stormcloaks and founding a video game peripheral company. He named it Mad Catz in honor of his hero

    • @jessebaker4245
      @jessebaker4245 Год назад +22

      @@Paulunatr then the owner of Skyrim (I don’t want to take the time and actually try and spell Skyrim creator) bought Ralof company and then he start to have uncontrollable ptsd flashbacks eventually ending up in a coma
      this is a joke

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 Год назад +11

      @@RyoIsamuGaming That's what I'd think too.
      "Sheogorath is up to his usual again."

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@RyoIsamuGamingthe cheese is a dead giveaway

  • @spocite
    @spocite 3 года назад +7326

    “dragon” “bear” “giant” “troll” “crab” “Nazeem” “wolf” “bandit”

    *”cheese”*

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 3 года назад +174

      never skip the cheese

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 года назад +53

      I was more surprised by wolf than cheese.

    • @heruhcanedean
      @heruhcanedean 3 года назад +180

      And yet the cheese killed Doug more than Nazeem

    • @user-st7rq3sn7v
      @user-st7rq3sn7v 3 года назад +13

      I still don't get the internet's fascination with cheese and yet..... It's my go to meme!

    • @jerry-hy9ok
      @jerry-hy9ok 3 года назад +19

      The 9 Horsemen of the Cheesepocalypse

  • @dorca9308
    @dorca9308 3 года назад +3490

    "don't like cabs, I prefer uber"
    *spawning bears*

    • @ohh_mega2042
      @ohh_mega2042 3 года назад +80

      Maybe those bears are cabbies

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 3 года назад +108

      ''Yes, hello your Ubear is here to pick you up''

    • @Kilam1972
      @Kilam1972 3 года назад +32

      Ubear is funny as shit

    • @cstan8345
      @cstan8345 3 года назад +20

      _congratulations, you played yourself_

    • @Feuervix
      @Feuervix 3 года назад +8

      U Bear

  • @rpcheesman
    @rpcheesman Год назад +651

    Completely lost it at "Do you still allow swearing or have you banned it?"
    *spawning bandit*
    "What did I say???"

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Год назад +31

      8:35+
      That's totally better. He was so cautious for long, and when his mouse didn't work he asked in frustration "controls?"
      He was indeed trolled

  • @Andeey1708
    @Andeey1708 2 года назад +956

    That bearded dragon was so clever though! You immediatly think that Dragon is the one they're trying you to get to say, so he ways bearded D-gon, and cue spawing bears

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 2 года назад +88

      The "Do you still allow swimming or have you banned it?" Was great too

    • @Enjinercraft
      @Enjinercraft Год назад +55

      3 traps in that one, bears for bearded dragon for dragon obv and his name was bandit lol

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 Год назад +8

      I gotta say tho, he already saw that beard triggers bears with the greybeard prompt, and the same thing for ALL THE TIMES he says "ban" without a care even though the voice recognition has shown that word in combination with... anything vaguely "it" shaped gets some bandits. He is impressively bad at learning from his own mistakes throughout this video. Then again, it's probably a lot easier to notice when it's all condensed rather than hours of stream.

    • @neco5740
      @neco5740 9 месяцев назад +1

      My stupid brain didn't see the dragon part at all and focused solely on the BEARded part xD

  • @Adamimoka
    @Adamimoka 3 года назад +6934

    “Giant Spider? We don’t have spiders as a word.”
    * “SPAWNING GIANTS” *
    :|

  • @HyperWraithMM
    @HyperWraithMM 3 года назад +2014

    “Cheese”
    “Spawning cheese”
    “Okay so cheese works”
    “”SPAWNING CHEESE”

    • @k10yearsago35
      @k10yearsago35 3 года назад +12

      C h e e s e . S p a w n i n g C h e e s e

    • @amebee709
      @amebee709 3 года назад +6

      Cheese

    • @haydenrueps6866
      @haydenrueps6866 3 года назад +2

      @SPENCER SPADY I was gonna say that...

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 года назад +4

      “...Jeez...”
      *”S P A W N I N G C H E E S E”*

  • @EmperorZ19
    @EmperorZ19 Год назад +229

    You can tell this was the first time Doug's done this type of challenge because he has WAY too much faith in the program's ability to distinguish between similar words.

  • @Adam-jv9wh
    @Adam-jv9wh Год назад +284

    15:49
    The timing on those rats jumping syncs perfectly with the music. It's hilarious.

  • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
    @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 3 года назад +3751

    "controls?"
    Spawning trolls
    "NO!!!"
    I am deceased. That was hilarious

  • @marginis
    @marginis 2 года назад +7472

    Skyrim but every time someone in chat says "dragon" it spawns a dragon. Don't tell chat and see how long it takes them to catch on.

    • @timmtimm9729
      @timmtimm9729 2 года назад +399

      Make this the top voted comment

    • @evilbird4012
      @evilbird4012 2 года назад +31

      Yes

    • @princesscrystal6410
      @princesscrystal6410 2 года назад +237

      Make it so that it triggers after Dragon is said 12 times

    • @IgroSome
      @IgroSome 2 года назад +54

      @@princesscrystal6410 nah just 1 time is better

    • @Frawstykins
      @Frawstykins 2 года назад +159

      @@IgroSomething is, with enough likes more people will see this comment therefore wont be secret for too long. by then its just a matter of someone remembering this comment lol

  • @misterezioauditore
    @misterezioauditore Год назад +185

    The very first troll was so perfectly done. He said bark and the text to speech said replied immediately with “no not bark the other one!” It’s such great content.

    • @foxtailzerda9108
      @foxtailzerda9108 Месяц назад +4

      "The very first troll-"
      SPAWNING TROLLS

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray 5 дней назад +1

      S P A W N I N G T R O L L

  • @hubbeburnout328
    @hubbeburnout328 2 года назад +354

    Bear : 0:32 0:37 5:16 7:03 9:01 17:24
    Cheese : 0:45 2:51 2:59 4:21 10:12 10:22 10:27 10:38 10:49 11:44
    Bandit : 0:51 4:45 11:03 13:40
    Giant : 0:57 11:21
    Dragon : 1:01 2:11 12:02 12:50 13:22 17:25
    Nazeem : 1:52
    Wolf : 3:12 3:44
    Crab : 7:31 9:35 9:41 9:54
    Trolls : 8:40 12:36 12:41 13:18 15:10
    Rat : 15:30 15:47 15:52 16:30 17:04 17:19

  • @Ryan-cp1mq
    @Ryan-cp1mq 3 года назад +6939

    The voice makes this so much funnier. He’s just talking away and then you hear “spawning cheese” out of nowhere

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 года назад +194

      "Spawning beers" and "spawning skeevears" are the best ones

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 года назад +19

      Cheese

    • @filipemartinho1753
      @filipemartinho1753 3 года назад +12

      @@myarmsrgone geese

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 года назад +14

      @@filipemartinho1753 spawning cheese

    • @troyklein6379
      @troyklein6379 3 года назад +24

      and then that music starts playing

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 года назад +3155

    Whiterun Guard: "DRAGOOOON!"
    DougDoug: "You fool! You've doomed us all!"

    • @Jakewebmaster8
      @Jakewebmaster8 3 года назад +32

      This comment likes to drag on the dragons.

    • @doodlebob9943
      @doodlebob9943 3 года назад +26

      "Spawning dragons"

    • @manaeth
      @manaeth 3 года назад +2

      BETRAYER

    • @Jakewebmaster8
      @Jakewebmaster8 3 года назад +3

      @@doodlebob9943 No! I thought we would stroll through this game!

    • @Jakewebmaster8
      @Jakewebmaster8 3 года назад +1

      @Oliver Smalley Jeez, typing these words is so hard.

  • @gramarsheriff6338
    @gramarsheriff6338 2 года назад +96

    I loved the ending, with the common "only a small percentage of viewers are subscribed, pls do its free" being completely overshadowed by having the game volume louder than your microphone volume

    • @Duckins12
      @Duckins12 Год назад +2

      Yea i think way too many people are sleeping on that gag

  • @chameleonfoot
    @chameleonfoot Год назад +45

    3:11 love how when something spawns the cart turns into a boat on rough waters.

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan 3 года назад +6941

    I’m legitimately impressed with how clever chat was during the stream

    • @pickleioi9058
      @pickleioi9058 3 года назад +467

      You underestimate us. I got him to say “bread roll” (The bot thought it was troll) in the middle but he barely showed that part.
      You could probably see a snippet of it around the Solitude part.

    • @666Drazil
      @666Drazil 3 года назад +234

      the one who got him to spell cheese was devious

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 года назад +60

      There were so many amazing moments in this live

    • @xPanda25
      @xPanda25 3 года назад +115

      @@666Drazil - if you saw the stream it was to test why stuff was spawning when he was spelling it out; and it's because the program goes: C H E E S E and sees cheese and spawns it; he didn't realize this for a painful amount of time until around this point

    • @ahmadfaiz1042
      @ahmadfaiz1042 3 года назад +129

      Twitch chat become a whole lot smarter when they are fighting doug

  • @jennytulls6369
    @jennytulls6369 3 года назад +2031

    The chat working together for literally any other reason: 0 IQ
    The chat working together to try and make Doug accidentally open the gates of Oblivion: *∞ IQ*

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 3 года назад +121

      They're finally sharing the brain cell.

    • @bloodassassin9285
      @bloodassassin9285 3 года назад +30

      @@merchantziro4285 you mean “COMBINED” brain cells

    • @kapitan19969838
      @kapitan19969838 3 года назад +3

      *To try to

    • @rzufiq5580
      @rzufiq5580 3 года назад +7

      infinite iq is impossible. The max is around 200iq because its based on the average which is a 100iq.

    • @chuckjl8085
      @chuckjl8085 3 года назад +55

      @@rzufiq5580 i thought that too. until this video

  • @Xrieas
    @Xrieas Год назад +114

    The thing that screws him is his incredible ability to spawn 30 of the same thing. It’s hilarious that he keeps saying the word after he spawns one pack.

  • @araluen4484
    @araluen4484 Год назад +61

    "I'm very articulate" proceeds to spawn bears with uber, and bandits with dammit

  • @RyanStrainMusic
    @RyanStrainMusic 3 года назад +21495

    The real joke is that this was a brilliant way to get people to donate

    • @grey_blue2513
      @grey_blue2513 3 года назад +1536

      It was funny so mutually worth it imo. (plus the guy coded the whole thing)

    • @brandonbrix5126
      @brandonbrix5126 3 года назад +237

      @SHR3D D3AD except they don't want him to shut up

    • @ollieduggan152
      @ollieduggan152 3 года назад +57

      What I was thinking

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 3 года назад +159

      Donation: 5$
      DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON DRAGON

    • @GodsRiightHand
      @GodsRiightHand 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

  • @blazeofglory4053
    @blazeofglory4053 3 года назад +2857

    To whoever said "Is swearing still allowed or have you banned it?":
    You are an absolute *genius.* Thank you for the _QUALITY CONTENT!_

    • @markoftheland3115
      @markoftheland3115 3 года назад +226

      For me the uber one was the next level play

    • @alasdairsinclair916
      @alasdairsinclair916 3 года назад +84

      Bearded dragon named bandit is also a contender.

    • @attoblaze3395
      @attoblaze3395 3 года назад +9

      yungjoemighty is a true mvp

    • @communitycancer8199
      @communitycancer8199 3 года назад +16

      Controls is top ngl

    • @ricksaburai
      @ricksaburai 3 года назад +40

      This was hands down the absolute best one for me
      It doesn't even contain a keyword, it just sounds exactly the same and is 100% inconspicuous unless you say it out loud
      Truly, god-tier comment

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 2 года назад +81

    2:56
    Doug’s brain: “I’m saying the word as an example of what the program wouldn’t misinterpret, the program will surely understand my intention.”

  • @Bilal019
    @Bilal019 2 года назад +69

    15:45 I like how the rats sync with the music

  • @forkempty
    @forkempty 3 года назад +15995

    This guy unironically has one of the smartest fanbases I've ever seen.

    • @lightn2783
      @lightn2783 3 года назад +119

      Yep

    • @nuuuuuut
      @nuuuuuut 3 года назад +240

      Yes I know, it's me, thank you.

    • @smileguyanimations8776
      @smileguyanimations8776 3 года назад +519

      People say the that the fan base for youtubers have an average IQ of 10 less than the youtubers IQ
      Meaning dougdoug is giga brain

    • @blazichaos7181
      @blazichaos7181 3 года назад +738

      Whenever a fan base is trying to help a streamer/youtuber, they're like children, but when actively working to throw them under the bus (as they inevitably will), they will become gods who will perfectly create a 10,000 IQ scheme to kill them in the most horrific way possible while also being finished by lunch.

    • @nathanholyland9493
      @nathanholyland9493 3 года назад +21

      Ubear lmao

  • @kumo34sans
    @kumo34sans 3 года назад +2701

    “controls”
    every troll within 5 miles: “peace was never an option”

    • @breaksmoke4956
      @breaksmoke4956 3 года назад +41

      *Spawning Troll*

    • @luckyrice672
      @luckyrice672 3 года назад +14

      The fact that you have Sam from mgr:R makes me happy

    • @Agret
      @Agret 3 года назад +3

      Shows how bas the voice recognition software was that it would mistake controls for trolls

    • @schneebeingme8758
      @schneebeingme8758 3 года назад +14

      @@Agret It was supposed to look at every word and check if any of the needed words are in there. it didnt need the exact word but only a word containing it

  • @nicklesofnecropolis
    @nicklesofnecropolis 2 года назад +106

    I love how he says "actually I might be okay" after every single spawn

  • @ReZhorw
    @ReZhorw 2 года назад +73

    This is one of those rare gems of a video where you can come back and rewatch it after a few weeks and it's still hilarious

  • @chewy1921
    @chewy1921 3 года назад +5550

    This so quickly went from silly little mod to psychological torment

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 3 года назад +126

      Doug's fanbase is freaking SMART. And evil

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu 3 года назад +48

      @Calvin Christopher Davis pet bearded d-gon was a 500 iq play

    • @rowanswatling3766
      @rowanswatling3766 3 года назад +35

      The cab one was on another level

    • @jasmineowens5977
      @jasmineowens5977 3 года назад +12

      This was so funny I started to cry from laughing to hard. 😂🤣❤

    • @jesusandfriends
      @jesusandfriends 3 года назад +3

      :0000 I know u from EVA!!!!

  • @hammy0w038
    @hammy0w038 3 года назад +2403

    "damn it"
    "Spawning bandits"
    "NO I SAID DAMN IT!"
    "Spawning more bandits"

    • @clampfan101
      @clampfan101 2 года назад +120

      Him defending himself or explaining things only spawns more. Such amazing chaos.

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 2 года назад +1

      ikr XD

    • @user-ke8ew3or5n
      @user-ke8ew3or5n 2 года назад +2

      When mod thinks you should watch your language

  • @dethdad123
    @dethdad123 Год назад +34

    11:55 is my favorite moment because of the confusion in Dougs voice as he reads the name, followed by him falling through the floor.

  • @perydaplaypus
    @perydaplaypus Год назад +19

    10:20 That message was so perfectly timed. Also, is it just me or do the frostbite spiders look like Spider-Man

  • @eldon8712
    @eldon8712 3 года назад +863

    "*What sound does a dog make?..*"
    "Bark?"
    "*No, not bark, the other one*"

  • @minerharry
    @minerharry 3 года назад +824

    “According RUclips, only a small percentage of my ROOOAAAAAAARRRRR”

    • @NotLordAsshat
      @NotLordAsshat 3 года назад +31

      Yeah that part was beautiful

    • @The7Shannons
      @The7Shannons 3 года назад +9

      I was looking for this comment.

    • @asincereman5297
      @asincereman5297 3 года назад +6

      SPAWNING CHEESE

    • @CaptainWobbs
      @CaptainWobbs 3 года назад +3

      I never understood why Doug Doug chose to show that statistic. He’s got like, 50/50 where other RUclipsrs have 15/85. If anything, his statistic is impressive by how LARGE the percentage of people watching are subscribed is.

    • @The7Shannons
      @The7Shannons 3 года назад +16

      @@CaptainWobbs I thought it was a joke about what other RUclipsrs do since he mixed the audio like that.

  • @ChernobylRat
    @ChernobylRat 2 года назад +80

    I love how Doug has a breakdown every time something spawns

  • @MeriadocMyr
    @MeriadocMyr 2 года назад +67

    90 minutes seems like the normal time for character creation

  • @EvelynIsBased
    @EvelynIsBased 3 года назад +1763

    "I'm gonna take a break" Makes 2 high-quality videos.

    • @Legion004
      @Legion004 3 года назад +64

      To be fair he had this stream a couple of weeks ago, guessing he's got a few videos left to upload before things slow down

    • @kaz5331
      @kaz5331 3 года назад +10

      @@Legion004 it was almost 2 months ago

    • @georgespence6727
      @georgespence6727 3 года назад +10

      Pretty sure this was on doug doug desserts
      Still priceless

    • @valhalla9021
      @valhalla9021 3 года назад +1

      @@georgespence6727 doug doug deserts is a secondary channel run by the same person

    • @toni7575
      @toni7575 3 года назад +4

      @@Legion004 yeah, true. but he could save the videos for later release

  • @derpysman2001
    @derpysman2001 3 года назад +1491

    3:06 i just love how perfectly that notif went off
    "what sound does a dog make?"
    "Bark?"
    "not bark, the other one"

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 3 года назад +13

      Yes

    • @IAmKnightsDawn
      @IAmKnightsDawn 2 года назад +3

      @@AlvinaYunoa アルビナmeans Albina correct? Been studying Japanese slowly c:

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 2 года назад +5

      @@IAmKnightsDawn Alvina is my name but yeah, they don’t have “v” so they substitute with “b”

    • @IAmKnightsDawn
      @IAmKnightsDawn 2 года назад +2

      @@AlvinaYunoa ahh. I forgot about the V. Glad I'm starting to remember some of it though c: thanks for correcting me.

    • @AlvinaYunoa
      @AlvinaYunoa 2 года назад

      @@IAmKnightsDawn You’re welcome!

  • @hermiekid5543
    @hermiekid5543 2 года назад +25

    What really does this for me is the text-to-speech voice before spawning something.
    "I prefer Uber"
    *Spawning bears*

  • @shcum
    @shcum Год назад +32

    "I was a true dragonborn"
    "SPAWNING DRAGONS"

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 2 года назад +4958

    The virtual voice makes it so much funnier when it actually spawns something.

    • @dethmaul
      @dethmaul 2 года назад +162

      *spawning skee vear*

    • @solared
      @solared 2 года назад +68

      spawning naah-zeahms

    • @28Maniacs
      @28Maniacs 2 года назад +47

      Spawning beers

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 2 года назад +51

      *spawning cheese*

    • @azurath1845
      @azurath1845 2 года назад +24

      Spawning dragons

  • @surilius0467
    @surilius0467 3 года назад +2217

    The whole. "Not everyone is subscribed" plug being covered by the sounds of entropy was more than enough to convince me to sub.

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic 3 года назад +40

      Honestly? Me too. 😂 I was mostly just surprised I wasn’t already though!

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 3 года назад +68

      It was the funniest "only x % of my viewers are actually subscribed" screen I've ever seen

    • @geosama1317
      @geosama1317 3 года назад +7

      Yep that was enough for me too

    • @lankbeaver6062
      @lankbeaver6062 3 года назад +8

      Same. I just subbed

    • @Laezar1
      @Laezar1 3 года назад +15

      I really don't get why everyone does that nowadays (well this one was funny as you said so I don't mind).
      Like, maybe if I watch your videos and don't subscribe it's because I only watch them when I'm bored and looking through youtube recommendations? Or maybe I only watch a few of your videos and don't want my subscription feed to be flooded with videos I don't care about?
      I know it's just business but I find that a lot more annoying than just the common "comment, like and subscribe" cause it's much less of a reminder and much more trying to convince me that something I consciously decide not to do is something I should be doing... apparently?

  • @blitzy9408
    @blitzy9408 2 года назад +19

    I love how well timed the "what sound does a dog make?" at the beginning. "Bark? no not bark"

  • @lanabanana538
    @lanabanana538 Год назад +8

    I don't know much about Skyrim but the music playing whenever something spawned in had me cracking up every time, thank you for such an entertaining video!

  • @slavcabbage2619
    @slavcabbage2619 3 года назад +539

    Alternate title: Skyrim but if I say "Jeez" then 100 cheese spawns

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 3 года назад +1758

    Should have let someone who didn’t know what was going on play,
    “Is that a bear?” Spawning bears
    “Oh shit well at least it’s not dragons” spawning dragons
    “Shit”

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 3 года назад +180

      Spawning Shit

    • @shlecko
      @shlecko 3 года назад +24

      @@sirankleknocker3122 underrated joke

    • @KirbySaysBweo
      @KirbySaysBweo 3 года назад +16

      @@sirankleknocker3122 "Damnit, I just left the Ratway"
      *spawning skeevers* (which were dubbed as rats)

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 3 года назад +19

      "Jesus!"
      *gets interpreted as cheese*

    • @slimes3120
      @slimes3120 3 года назад +11

      @@shlecko spawning underrated jokes

  • @sloppymelon445
    @sloppymelon445 2 года назад +66

    6:33 lmao this part was so funny

  • @David-wv9xm
    @David-wv9xm 2 года назад +35

    I find myself coming back to this masterpiece every month because it’s a certified hood classic

  • @TheGreatMondello
    @TheGreatMondello 2 года назад +4623

    Hilarious!
    "Is swearing allowed or have you banned it?"
    "Spawning bandits..."
    "DOVAHKIIN!! DOVAHKIIN!!"

    • @Zanavor
      @Zanavor 2 года назад +18

      Time stamp?

    • @MunaYusril
      @MunaYusril 2 года назад +32

      @@Zanavor 4:45

    • @Zanavor
      @Zanavor 2 года назад +13

      @@MunaYusril thank you.

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 2 года назад +38

      *"NOT A SINGLE SARDINE!"*

    • @yaboiolly9342
      @yaboiolly9342 2 года назад +5

      @@timmyg8888 yungjoemighty is a legend

  • @velocivoid7974
    @velocivoid7974 3 года назад +609

    “We should say drag in”
    “Wait.”
    *spawning dragons*

    • @TainyaGaming
      @TainyaGaming 3 года назад +1

      Yeah that's how it's pronounced

  • @alarastaff
    @alarastaff 2 года назад +10

    15:15 i love that the prisoner takes his shackles off yo fight the trolls

  • @staffydutch8820
    @staffydutch8820 2 года назад +18

    I love how after he gets tricked he proceeds to say whatever he spawned

  • @gaztons9159
    @gaztons9159 3 года назад +2435

    “but i prefer uber”
    congratulations, you played yourself.

    • @bohemianearspoon8493
      @bohemianearspoon8493 3 года назад +26

      This is the video in a nutshell

    • @garystewart2355
      @garystewart2355 3 года назад +11

      Do you even lyft bro?

    • @bohemianearspoon8493
      @bohemianearspoon8493 3 года назад +3

      @@garystewart2355 no but I should

    • @powdergate
      @powdergate 3 года назад +4

      If you think he didn't do that knowingly it's you that got played. Just listen to how much emphasis he uses saying Uber

    • @milesgaunt6767
      @milesgaunt6767 3 года назад

      @@powdergate it's more fun to think otherwise.

  • @squeenix499
    @squeenix499 3 года назад +951

    “woah, do you see that giant spider?”
    “spider doesn’t work”
    *SPAWNING GIANT*

    • @josiahball7799
      @josiahball7799 3 года назад +31

      That was the SMARTEST play in the entire video

    • @robin9740
      @robin9740 3 года назад +11

      @@josiahball7799 what about the pet bearded dragon?

    • @josiahball7799
      @josiahball7799 3 года назад +4

      @@robin9740 Okay, that one was pretty good too

    • @ximaxwellix
      @ximaxwellix 3 года назад +5

      it was even "woah crap, do you see that giant spider?"
      I was waiting for "SPAWNING CRABS", "SPAWNING GIANTS"

    • @efhawkgaming
      @efhawkgaming 3 года назад +2

      I saw it ahead of time and didn't expect him to say it seeing as he seemed to be getting "better" at avoiding them

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 2 года назад +9

    That Uber moment was the best because, honestly, the chat wasn't aiming for it. Doug created that mess all by himself with his quip.

  • @emberthewitcher6710
    @emberthewitcher6710 2 года назад +12

    13:48 The amount of cheese 💀

  • @masazino4967
    @masazino4967 3 года назад +1623

    Imagine you're fighting a dude and you're about to kill him then he says "CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE" and eats all the wheels of cheese that spawned out of no where in 4 seconds

  • @XxReDxFoXxX
    @XxReDxFoXxX 3 года назад +2022

    "I now spoke with clarity and confidence. I dodged every single trap word, and I ascended into a true Dragonborn!"
    *spawning dragons*

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 3 года назад +29

      Imagine if the software could ping of itself?

    • @clampfan101
      @clampfan101 3 года назад +30

      Or the NPCs.
      “That thing was a dragon!”
      [spawning dragons]

    • @Reaping_Matster
      @Reaping_Matster 2 года назад +6

      @@clampfan101 where'd all these dragons coming from?
      *spawning dragons*

  • @thaizeeee6624
    @thaizeeee6624 Год назад +10

    idk why but the fact that it announces what it spawns every time makes this so much better. Great video

  • @rianmela3825
    @rianmela3825 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love how dougldug survived like 60 mudcrabs at once then died to a bunch of cheese rolls

  • @angryjalapeno6686
    @angryjalapeno6686 3 года назад +1440

    "No not bark the other one"
    "Woof?"
    "Spawning wolves"
    Dude I absolutely lost it

  • @delirious_z9987
    @delirious_z9987 3 года назад +1164

    "Saying Nazeem will spawn nazeem"
    Yeah you will see a lot of him

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma 3 года назад +26

      There’s a joke here, and I’m so close to getting it.

    • @jakes.4147
      @jakes.4147 3 года назад +39

      @@Nixahma I think what he's saying is that nazeem *never* shows up in the video after the intro, because he's not hostile.

    • @delirious_z9987
      @delirious_z9987 3 года назад +2

      @@jakes.4147 bruuh

    • @davids6271
      @davids6271 3 года назад +1

      "lot of him" "nazeem". With proper enunciation they sound similar.

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma 3 года назад +27

      @@davids6271 I think you mean “improper” because your accent’s off the fucking rails if you make “a lot of him” sound like “Nazeem.” Wild.

  • @ZackeTheBrute
    @ZackeTheBrute 2 года назад +9

    Ah man, the choir coming in at the same time as the dragons making the chaos crescendo was magic.

  • @RabbyBabu
    @RabbyBabu 2 года назад +8

    This is legitimately one of my favourite video on RUclips, I come back to rewatch it from time to time. It's so good

  • @buggybugson624
    @buggybugson624 3 года назад +1391

    i don't know why but the monotone "spawning cheese" sends me every time i hear it

    • @stygames5450
      @stygames5450 3 года назад +27

      Also, “spawning skee-vears.” 😆

    • @stygames5450
      @stygames5450 3 года назад

      @ENAKraine Thought the same thing at first. 😆

    • @DiagonalByte
      @DiagonalByte 3 года назад

      @ENAKraine
      That needs to be a mod tbh

  • @Kylesico912x
    @Kylesico912x 3 года назад +1610

    "Banned it"
    God that was clever. Well played.

  • @heirofthedog1
    @heirofthedog1 Год назад +11

    I’d love to see another quest under these conditions maybe with other animals like the hagraven. Thanks for thoroughly enjoyable and entertaining content.

  • @matthewball3077
    @matthewball3077 Год назад +33

    You know the game got a lot more difficult when your happy you got through most of the first cutscene

  • @kj-ti3ei
    @kj-ti3ei 3 года назад +768

    "I prefer uber"
    S P A W N I N G B E A R S

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 2 года назад +8938

    random viewer passing by: "hey doug you're doing great!"
    doug: "CONFESS YOUR SINS, LIAR"

    • @Haydenex
      @Haydenex 2 года назад +354

      "Spawning Dragons"

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 2 года назад +510

      "Hey doug, i was depressed and your stream helped alot"
      Doug:"I CANT TRUST THAT, ARE YOU REAL?"
      "hey doug, i divorced my wife after putting my children in acid, what is the capital of bejing?"
      Doug: "now there is a guy i can trust"

    • @SilentDragonite149
      @SilentDragonite149 Год назад +35

      *Spawning Skeevers.*

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 Год назад +40

      @@MrEddie4679 he can trust them to be tricking him. He can’t trust the kind guy to be honest.

    • @mrx-od3ji
      @mrx-od3ji Год назад +1

      @@SilentDragonite149 i laughed at this video.

  • @js28123
    @js28123 Год назад +3

    The very faint talk of most viewers now being subscribed, over the ABSOLUTE chaos of that rave going down in the Blue Palace was hilarious! Subbed 😁 totally random video recommendation and I loved it :) off to view your other content now!

  • @DeepFriedKangaroo2
    @DeepFriedKangaroo2 Год назад +6

    In order to beat this challenge you had to literally master your Thu'um in real life. This is the most brilliant video ever made.

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 3 года назад +2554

    " 'Is Ed still a mod or have you banned Ed?'... banned Ed?"
    *"Spawning bandits"*
    I am fucking WHEEZING my guy

    • @rosie8059
      @rosie8059 3 года назад +54

      He was fine as well, but then he repeated himself.

    • @spiderdude2099
      @spiderdude2099 3 года назад +17

      DAMMIT!
      *spawning bandits*

    • @MHA-TSBro
      @MHA-TSBro 3 года назад

      Spawning Bandeds

  • @hu3cat
    @hu3cat 3 года назад +19943

    This is the funniest most clever skyrim video I've ever seen

  • @Nizzeman87
    @Nizzeman87 2 года назад +14

    Never seen you before until youtube recommended this vid, and this is the funniest skyrim vid i've ever seen. Haven't laughed this much in a long time, thank you :D

  • @DoctorTex
    @DoctorTex Год назад +5

    Idea: Saying Greybeard will spawn 10 hostile greybeards.
    For those who don't know, these old men are primo at yelling incredibly powerfully.

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken 3 года назад +495

    13:39 I think that sums this video up nicely:
    >"Dammit!"
    >"spawning bandits."

    • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
      @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 3 года назад +19

      10:49 is a good example too.
      "Geez..."
      >"Spawning cheese."

  • @zaidbinsulal6671
    @zaidbinsulal6671 3 года назад +631

    "Spawning dragon" has the same energy as "firing main cannon."

  • @El_pzza
    @El_pzza Год назад +4

    9:58
    The program: Spawning crabs.
    The subs: *spawning minecraft*

  • @Cheetahhh
    @Cheetahhh Год назад +2

    Love the concept, great video

  • @matticus2274
    @matticus2274 2 года назад +3569

    Y'all got me at "I prefer Uber." "Spawning bears."

    • @hannablackwell9544
      @hannablackwell9544 2 года назад +131

      "No! What did I say? U-bear? F***!"

    • @Graylord88
      @Graylord88 2 года назад +81

      That's some next level mindfuckery right there.

    • @epicjeong
      @epicjeong 2 года назад +35

      @@Graylord88 5-D chess

    • @killanatoric6870
      @killanatoric6870 2 года назад +71

      My favorite part was
      “Damn it!”
      “Spawning bandits”

    • @takieddinbalti6956
      @takieddinbalti6956 2 года назад +4

      that‘s a real genius move right there

  • @anchovybushwack472
    @anchovybushwack472 3 года назад +475

    "It seems like we're okay." says Doug, as a literal horde of dragons eradicates the city around him.

  • @yan8701
    @yan8701 Год назад +16

    We're not gonna talk about the chat perfectly calling him out at 3:07

  • @crystalfenn_2548
    @crystalfenn_2548 Год назад +8

    i JUST REALIZED at 6:05 they were trying to get doug to say strawBEARy shortcake

  • @eshock753
    @eshock753 3 года назад +1225

    This guy thinks of this as a curse, but he doesn’t realize that he is the strongest conjuration mage in all of Tamriel

    • @rezorteclipez4517
      @rezorteclipez4517 3 года назад +53

      Finally he can teach us all past, present and future tenses of words.

    • @ancis1327
      @ancis1327 3 года назад +31

      _spawning rats_

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev 3 года назад +11

      @@rezorteclipez4517 that's conjugation

    • @lick28
      @lick28 3 года назад +15

      @@liamzakhaev I love conjugating rats in skyrim

    • @eshock753
      @eshock753 3 года назад +4

      @@liamzakhaev The comment autocorrected to conjugation. I edited the comment.

  • @FinnyT711
    @FinnyT711 3 года назад +616

    "Uhhhh, controls?"
    *"Spawning trolls."*
    *"NO"*

  • @galeforce3192
    @galeforce3192 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Maybe they'll kill all the _woes,_ and everything continues."
    No, they ain't killing your woes. 😂

  • @haydenchampion6897
    @haydenchampion6897 Год назад +2

    Narrator: Spawning Cheese 🧀
    Levitatrman: Okay, Good Work, Team!

  • @piemanpeek2357
    @piemanpeek2357 3 года назад +413

    I love how music plays everytime something spawns
    He is like “no I use uber” and then its just DOVAKİN

  • @piotrdworowy183
    @piotrdworowy183 2 года назад

    I love your clips like that,spawning etc .This one I watch for the Third time,and LOL each time.

  • @hunterstroup3261
    @hunterstroup3261 11 месяцев назад +1

    a year ago this was the first doug doug video i had ever watched. i had laughed so hard at the absurdity of chats attempts that i instantly became a fan. thanks for the many laughs doug

  • @ClemensAlive
    @ClemensAlive 3 года назад +5611

    "Holy crap, there's a giant spider..."
    Doug: "Spider doesnt connect."
    BOT: "SPAWNNG GIANTS!"
    LOOL

    • @elcryptix
      @elcryptix 2 года назад +59

      @@poodiepie6140 how the fuck is saying lol at something that happened in the video copying comments?

    • @elcryptix
      @elcryptix 2 года назад +49

      @@poodiepie6140 my guy hes quoting a part of yhe video and saying LOL

    • @elcryptix
      @elcryptix 2 года назад +29

      @@poodiepie6140 do you have the iq of a water droplet?

    • @Cieeel
      @Cieeel 2 года назад +19

      @@poodiepie6140 The majority of the community doesn't care.

    • @sorakh4119
      @sorakh4119 2 года назад +17

      @@poodiepie6140 He didn’t steal it though?