GTA 5's most chaotic mod, but if I break the law I explode

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @Jcpssj2Gohan
    @Jcpssj2Gohan Год назад +3836

    5:31 "well you're trespassing now"
    I swear to God, Parkzer is the funniest person alive and he doesn't even try to, what a man

    • @LoominousShroominous
      @LoominousShroominous Год назад +288

      It’s also part of how he speaks, something about parkzer is just so fucking funny, the world isn’t ready for his power

    • @janthecoo4964
      @janthecoo4964 Год назад +105

      @@LoominousShroominous dry, he is very dry

    • @rudeboyspodcast
      @rudeboyspodcast Год назад +109

      He is as witty, if not even moreso than Doug, but he's far more restrained with his quips. I admire that.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Год назад +9

      @@rudeboyspodcast he’s just German

  • @austinfletchermusic
    @austinfletchermusic Год назад +12207

    Okay I didn't expect that extended ending bit but I did love the main character finally getting more focus

    • @gungle2595
      @gungle2595 Год назад +208

      i didn't see chat (the main character) in the ending at all

    • @ZPheenix
      @ZPheenix Год назад +363

      @@gungle2595 shut up chat

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 Год назад +280

      ​@@gungle2595 side character complaint

    • @mersh1528
      @mersh1528 Год назад +1

      @@gungle2595 0Э0ччЭЭЧ0ЖчэзЭ00ЭЧэээЭ0Я0ЯХ0ЧЖЖХЧЧЧЖчэчэччжхэч9э0Э

    • @mersh1528
      @mersh1528 Год назад +6

      @@ZPheenix эЯч

  • @Wingsoffire270
    @Wingsoffire270 Год назад +2599

    18:44 dougdoug: "but for some reason he knows an insane amount about laws."
    parzer: "you ran the stop sign"

    • @untitled7549yt
      @untitled7549yt Год назад +262

      DougDoug: *commits unspeakable war crimes*
      Parkzer 3 seconds later: “uh yeah that’s illegal”

    • @Wingsoffire270
      @Wingsoffire270 Год назад +13

      @@untitled7549yt true lol

    • @blobfishchin
      @blobfishchin Год назад +24

      Parzer

    • @mcpopcorn3195
      @mcpopcorn3195 Год назад +18

      Parzer😭😭

    • @akeem.7mt.417
      @akeem.7mt.417 Год назад +7

      And the 30 seconds after that

  • @turbohuang7780
    @turbohuang7780 Год назад +5552

    Literally never laughed harder in my life than when Doug clarified that flipping gravity technically wasn't illegal because it was a "force majeure".

    • @SuperRavensfan101
      @SuperRavensfan101 Год назад +171

      *when he said act of god I started bursting out laughing* just the comedic timing with this guy is just too good xD

    • @seymourbuttz6419
      @seymourbuttz6419 Год назад +116

      For me it was his perfect kickflip mid lane and clarifying that it wasn't technically illegal it was a lane change

    • @jeremypanjaitan4039
      @jeremypanjaitan4039 Год назад +56

      *fort major
      -douglas douglas

    • @littleidjiot
      @littleidjiot Год назад +43

      @@jeremypanjaitan4039i laughed way harder at "fort major" and "mr major" than i ever zhould have

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@SuperRavensfan101111th 👍

  • @detroviolet326
    @detroviolet326 Год назад +6855

    Being Parkzer must be so fun. Imagine you're just chilling after a long day of work and suddenly your friend calls you, claims you're his lawyer and asks you whether accidentally doing drugs while driving is considered illegal.

    • @Hi-6969
      @Hi-6969 Год назад +439

      What is free time?-Parkzer

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 Год назад +323

      My favorite part, is when he had laughed after DougDoug gets launched into mid air during Doug’s question.

    • @Laarye
      @Laarye Год назад +265

      It wasn't after work. I believe there was a part that got edited out that you can hear in the full stream, where Parkzer states that he is actually working and has the stream on but muted

    • @DJ-fn9zk
      @DJ-fn9zk Год назад +54

      "Probably Phone Parkzer" New Upcoming Series

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle Год назад +89

      Parkzer already lives a pretty interesting life on his own. He's apparently been road tripping across America for the past year.

  • @OrtegaSauce
    @OrtegaSauce Год назад +5087

    My favorite thing about Parkzer is how patient he is with Doug, and his " *sigh* hello, DouglasDouglas"

    • @SM2099-
      @SM2099- Год назад +17

      2k likes and no co- don’t worry I’m not annoying

    • @AyoSleepyy
      @AyoSleepyy Год назад +18

      @@SM2099-good my son, you have learned.

    • @Puppylover720
      @Puppylover720 Год назад +4

      @@AyoSleepyyhey there I'm on the road I should probably stop and pick you guys something to drink before you leave and I can stop by the store to get some thing to drink or do something to get you some food and stuff to drink or whatever I can do is I don't have any 😮😮😮

    • @locus1222
      @locus1222 Год назад +7

      ​@@Puppylover720what?

    • @d4rkpr1nc39
      @d4rkpr1nc39 Год назад

      ​@@locus1222other comment must be having a divorce and probably drunk. Dont worry he is at the hospital as we speak.

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza Год назад +9464

    Parkzer is an amazing lawyer, he deserves the big bucks.
    “…well now you’re trespassing”
    “Hold on, let me vote 1…”
    god I was in TEARS

    • @TippyHippy
      @TippyHippy Год назад +82

      l put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.

    • @leanman6537
      @leanman6537 Год назад +231

      (Disclaimer: Parkzer is NOT a lawyer)

    • @Princess_Narii
      @Princess_Narii Год назад +18

      Yeah that wsa one of the best bits for sure!

    • @summersanta2441
      @summersanta2441 Год назад +44

      I read this comment and I still wasn't prepared for the "Well you're trespassing now"

    • @Brottisgood
      @Brottisgood Год назад +89

      @@TippyHippy that is illegal

  • @waiter4935
    @waiter4935 Год назад +7425

    Doug has the record for worlds shortest intro at a low time of only 21:35 minutes, congrats doug

    • @NJB1010-
      @NJB1010- Год назад +310

      it is a shame that the intro took up most of the video though, wish we had more of the actual video

    • @KingKuntaNAtor
      @KingKuntaNAtor 11 месяцев назад +88

      @@NJB1010-gotta get that ad revenue somehow

  • @PurpleLPikmin
    @PurpleLPikmin Год назад +2055

    "Parkzer knows an insane amount about laws"
    Proceeds to show a clip of Parkzer saying you should stop at stop signs.

  • @y0sh_
    @y0sh_ Год назад +14657

    The video starts at 21:36 btw. everything before that is just a random goober breaking laws or something

    • @selznickselznick
      @selznickselznick Год назад +562

      thanks, just the comment I was looking for, need the time stamp :3

    • @Hpmanenz
      @Hpmanenz Год назад +416

      Thank you! Saved me 21 minutes skipping that first unrelevant part

    • @SayaaNara
      @SayaaNara Год назад +431

      Thanks, can't believe how long these in-video ads are getting.

    • @MrBlbll
      @MrBlbll Год назад +100

      but did you hear that sudivision (e) though

    • @M.C.13-q4i
      @M.C.13-q4i Год назад +36

      Yeah I found this part to be the best 😊🤣

  • @matthiashornke9969
    @matthiashornke9969 Год назад +6231

    I love how Parkser reads the laws specifically about getting annoyed/bothered via calls including the internet!

    • @Sir_Platypus_VII
      @Sir_Platypus_VII Год назад +244

      Omg i just realized that. That's hilarious.

    • @petrblaha8806
      @petrblaha8806 Год назад +51

      You're right!

    • @darktechno8321
      @darktechno8321 Год назад +118

      Sooo.. Doug committed crimes after alll?

    • @agrokragle1200
      @agrokragle1200 Год назад +77

      That explains the hard stare into the camera, he’s looking right at Douglass Douglass

    • @hervisdaubeny2591
      @hervisdaubeny2591 Год назад +21

      @@agrokragle1200 I think you mean Gregory Gregory .

  • @Noah_Michael_Stirk
    @Noah_Michael_Stirk Год назад +1501

    13:47 “So… let’s say there are cougars.” I’m dying omfg

    • @Meneylas
      @Meneylas 9 месяцев назад +30

      There are cougars outside of mission

    • @genericuser5523
      @genericuser5523 9 месяцев назад +16

      dont forget the cougars are on fire

    • @gladosbutstupid8807
      @gladosbutstupid8807 9 месяцев назад +17

      There are no cougars in missions!
      Good thing he was outside a mission though!

    • @Shinyreaper816
      @Shinyreaper816 8 месяцев назад +7

      Sorry nothing happened in this video until 21:35

    • @JacklynBurn
      @JacklynBurn 6 месяцев назад +12

      Honestly I think the best one was a couple before that; "I appear to have a... bees. Is that illegal?"

  • @mallow2902
    @mallow2902 Год назад +40668

    I love how Parkzer is just reading penal code that implies Doug was committing a crime by repeatedly pestering him over Discord.

    • @imagineian0146
      @imagineian0146 Год назад +996

      LOL

    • @modulusshift
      @modulusshift Год назад +1940

      It was definitely in the normal course of business right?

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Год назад +1165

      Would have never realized that, I’ve never been more confused about what I was hearing.

    • @gildarmesh3809
      @gildarmesh3809 Год назад +1545

      All DougDoug calls are made in good faith to his good friend Parkzer as Parkzer usually responds without immediately hanging up or yelling at his good friend. I think DougDoug is safe.

    • @emeraldwolf3494
      @emeraldwolf3494 Год назад +546

      But it said that it didn’t count for calls made in Good Faith.
      Doug just wanted legal advice!

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork Год назад +1214

    5:28 Parkzer said “well now your trespassing” in such a glorious mix of laughter and pity

  • @spongytrout7462
    @spongytrout7462 Год назад +10829

    I love how you can see Parkzer enjoy himself more with every video he’s in

    • @LoominousShroominous
      @LoominousShroominous Год назад +615

      It’s oddly wholesome

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat Год назад +419

      HE LAUGHED AT RANDOM

    • @BioGateway
      @BioGateway Год назад +569

      Hearing Parkzer humor a hypothetical is wildly enjoyable.

    • @Luna_LU6546
      @Luna_LU6546 Год назад +195

      ok but is it illegal for Parkzer to enjoy himself? 🧐

    • @ScorbunGame
      @ScorbunGame Год назад +106

      He's embracing Doug's special brand of chaos.

  • @Groggy_Gamer
    @Groggy_Gamer Год назад +809

    The twist at the end of Parkzer explaining California penal code to prove that Doug was legitimately breaking the law irl was out of left field, but much appreciated. Legendary.

    • @antonioisamongus5937
      @antonioisamongus5937 4 месяца назад +24

      well actually, if you had actually listened to the penal code, you would know that it's only illegal if doug was intending to annoy him. doug was not trying to be annoying, he was simply asking the best person he knows for legal advice for legal advice. as such, doug never broke the law, as it was not an intent to annoy, but simply to gain information about his situations.

  • @Grantm127
    @Grantm127 Год назад +2426

    I love how at first parkzer didn’t play along with the stream ideas and fun and has slowly over time pushed into being funny for the stream sake while also giving facts for what he’s asked. The man is such a role model for every lawyer

    • @LoominousShroominous
      @LoominousShroominous Год назад +88

      It’s oddly wholesome

    • @Junuman1
      @Junuman1 Год назад +44

      He’s not a lawyer

    • @totallynothatguy
      @totallynothatguy Год назад +189

      @@Junuman1 Of course he is! How else could he reproduce with a goldfish?

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy Год назад +25

      And police officer

    • @BirnieMac1
      @BirnieMac1 Год назад +33

      He’s the best lawyer, pornstar, dating expert, police officer, financial advisor, accountant, gun owner and electrician I’ve ever seen

  • @jan_kulawa
    @jan_kulawa Год назад +4954

    "so let's say Jesus enters my car and starts driving recklessly. am I breaking the law?"
    Parkzer: "it depends"
    that's the most lawyer thing to say in this situation, ever

    • @endersdragon34
      @endersdragon34 Год назад +177

      That's the most popular thing to say in law school

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Год назад +12

      Saul

    • @RatRhapsody
      @RatRhapsody Год назад +209

      It is a LITERAL act of ACTUAL GOD.

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics Год назад +133

      @@RatRhapsody but did you give him permission to drive? Did you let Jesus take the wheel?

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT Год назад +7

      he's not a lawyer tho

  • @alexandrebertone4351
    @alexandrebertone4351 Год назад +8227

    People don't seem to notice that Parkzer is reading the subsections that refer to how Doug has been repeatdly calling him for random bullshit, therefore breaking the law. That's peak humour

    • @Xander_X
      @Xander_X Год назад +500

      I didn't notice, but that makes the last bit 10 times funnier 🤣

    • @based_mouse
      @based_mouse Год назад +423

      yeah its honestly the best detail of the video and the way he just looks at the camera after explaining it makes it hit even harder lmao

    • @MrWizeazz
      @MrWizeazz Год назад +213

      Is that why he actually failed the challenge?
      Because he broke that particular law?! Woah 😆

    • @based_mouse
      @based_mouse Год назад +23

      @@MrWizeazz yeah lol

    • @rottingpotatoes2483
      @rottingpotatoes2483 Год назад +78

      Yes, but it was done in good faith

  • @onebrickatatime9097
    @onebrickatatime9097 Год назад +251

    3:46 You can see Parker voting for Guilty on the right. Truly the greatest lawyer.

  • @nordicdreki2068
    @nordicdreki2068 Год назад +2573

    I absolutely love how Parkzer will never, ever, ever, stop correcting doug by saying he's not a lawyer

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 Год назад +282

      It's because technically legally he has to do that, he could be disbarred if he doesn't

    • @NaddlyC
      @NaddlyC Год назад +13

      You're a lawyer

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy Год назад +13

      He’s hiding it we know he is

    • @Ganpan14O
      @Ganpan14O Год назад +8

      Defining character trait.

    • @Sugugus_421
      @Sugugus_421 Год назад +13

      That's why he's the best lawyer I know

  • @thisisnotthechannelyourelo407
    @thisisnotthechannelyourelo407 Год назад +2593

    I love Parkzer so much, he really makes these videos just perfect. The dichotomy of Doug's chaos and Parkzer's professionalism is just hilarious.

    • @zerrinozen1475
      @zerrinozen1475 Год назад

      L

    • @W_Cube
      @W_Cube Год назад +21

      @@zerrinozen1475 what do you mean "L"??? :D

    • @zachnado69
      @zachnado69 Год назад +18

      @@W_Cube he's a 7 year old who doesn't know how to use this generation's slang and is posting random buzzwords in comment sections

    • @user-zr7cm3ni3s
      @user-zr7cm3ni3s Год назад +11

      @@zachnado69 I think he’s on his moms phone💀💀💀

    • @W_Cube
      @W_Cube Год назад +6

      @@user-zr7cm3ni3s he is💀 look at his videos

  • @naterusty
    @naterusty Год назад +2659

    The actual video starts at 21:33 you can skip ahead to there

    • @Lolbigfart
      @Lolbigfart Год назад +291

      thanks was confused about the first part can't wait for the next penal code review

    • @budgroeng5115
      @budgroeng5115 Год назад +31

      Thanks!

    • @dev_ello5792
      @dev_ello5792 Год назад +101

      cant believe parkzerparkzer had a 21 minute long intro!

    • @sealboi9666
      @sealboi9666 Год назад +32

      Truly a parkpark moment

    • @coralreefrs
      @coralreefrs Год назад +35

      Like who’s this doug guy interupting at least 20+ minutes from our favorite youtuber parkzerparkzer

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Год назад +510

    I absolutely love that out of nowhere Dougdoug decides to dispute laws with chat by actually taking them to court, pulls in Parkzer as his lawyer, and Parkzer just goes along with it.
    Just the absolute deadpan humor between him and Parkzer taking the legality of everything so seriously.
    Omfg the fact that the final 3 minutes of this video are literally just Parkzer talking about harassment, which is what Doug was kinda doing. xD

    • @WretchedRaymond45
      @WretchedRaymond45 Год назад +5

      hello deltarune person 👋

    • @antonioisamongus5937
      @antonioisamongus5937 4 месяца назад

      well actually, if you had actually listened to the penal code, you would know that it's only illegal if doug was intending to annoy him. doug was not trying to be annoying, he was simply asking the best person he knows for legal advice for legal advice. as such, doug never broke the law, as it was not an intent to annoy, but simply to gain information about his situations.

    • @TheAdvertisement
      @TheAdvertisement 4 месяца назад +1

      @@antonioisamongus5937 "Actually listened" is a stretch, considering that it is actually entirely debatable, especially for the purposes of this video, if Dougdoug intended to annoy. Which is why we have courts to debate that for us.

  • @ridinginthered1614
    @ridinginthered1614 Год назад +1308

    "Why are there meteors falling from the sky?
    "Why are there whales falling from the sky?"
    "Why are you on the news?"
    "Why are you in the air?"
    "Why do you not have a head?"
    "Why are you really small?"
    parkzer questioning everything in this mad, mad gta world is my favourite part of this stream

    • @wimpywhammy
      @wimpywhammy Год назад +92

      "Why are there two of you?"

    • @Galactum
      @Galactum Год назад +57

      i think my favorite part was Doug explaining his situation to parkzer
      "so let's say there are cougars"
      "parkzer what if an earthquake launched me over the capital building"
      also when he started shooting people's houses and parkzer, calm as can be, was like "that is illegal"

    • @VenetusAlpha
      @VenetusAlpha Год назад +24

      “Parkzer, Jesus killed me.”

  • @BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons
    @BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons Год назад +4031

    I think the best thing about Parkzer is that he just _goes_ along with everything. He answers every query honestly and as if it was a real thing that actually happened.

    • @risu2312
      @risu2312 Год назад +240

      That's what made jerma so lovable, i really hope parkzer streams for real or just never stops coming on dougs streams he's so good at dry comedy

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly Год назад +101

      I genuinely can't tell if Parkzer realises how funny he is 🤷‍♂

    • @DeepfriedBeans4492
      @DeepfriedBeans4492 Год назад +129

      @@PrawnslyI think he more or less does, he’s just too responsible to play along with the joke lol

    • @Last_Person
      @Last_Person Год назад +62

      Parkzer is the straight man to doug

    • @Leoncroi
      @Leoncroi Год назад +33

      Parkzer is so pure, the perfect antithesis to Doug.

  • @aiwel9
    @aiwel9 Год назад +2024

    Spending 5 minutes of my life listening to Parkzer read laws is something I didn’t plan on, but loved anyways. Need more of this

    • @zeromusa8535
      @zeromusa8535 Год назад +53

      By watching it, I learn something new today even though I don't live in California. Then at the end where he stares you down when he told you to like and subscribe.

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Год назад +68

      He's reading about annoying calls. Which is all Doug does

    • @barrettrolof1867
      @barrettrolof1867 Год назад +6

      More Parkzer

    • @bigredtomato2494
      @bigredtomato2494 Год назад +2

      Almost put me to sleep

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Год назад +7

      @@bigredtomato2494 cringe

  • @msp654
    @msp654 Год назад +95

    21:33 Unrealistic, if Parkzer did this chat would be going insane. We'd be screaming in joy

  • @kestrelynn
    @kestrelynn Год назад +6414

    Let it be known that this stream was constantly incredible
    It was also the stream where Doug said that "Drugs are amazing"

    • @Lucas7yoshi_
      @Lucas7yoshi_ Год назад +164

      and then had to violently back down from that statement lol

    • @MikasMeme
      @MikasMeme Год назад +81

      ​@meatcanyonofficalah yes. Meat canyon. With 15 subscribers.

    • @ArthurHenrici
      @ArthurHenrici Год назад +2

      Cigarettes are funny!

    • @Kitten_Me1023
      @Kitten_Me1023 Год назад +2

      I need the timestamp in the vod to where he says this... that was the only part of the stream I caught

    • @MaxMckayful
      @MaxMckayful Год назад +5

      I know it's satirical and not the point, but having recently started working in US overdose death prevention related to drug use, well yeah. Glad Doug's saving otters and stuff but damn.

  • @user-ct1sn8qb8i
    @user-ct1sn8qb8i Год назад +6591

    Video starts at 21:35

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Год назад +89

      lmaooooo

    • @MarbyTheJingo
      @MarbyTheJingo Год назад +36

      Video actually starts at 00:00.

    • @ivancovers
      @ivancovers Год назад +359

      @@MarbyTheJingo whoosh

    • @scottyspoon4110
      @scottyspoon4110 Год назад +558

      @@MarbyTheJingo I understand why you would think that, but in fact the intro is 21:35 minutes long. The video does indeed start at 21:35.

    • @Shadrake
      @Shadrake Год назад +10

      LOL nice

  • @Tino262d
    @Tino262d Год назад +16809

    Bruh parkzer is going to get paid overtime

  • @pennyt2777
    @pennyt2777 Год назад +1194

    As someone with autism I just feel like Parkzer brings me so much joy because he is both so charming and deadpan at the same time, which makes me feel better about myself as someone whos often insecure about being deadpan, if I can love that quality in someone else I can accept it in myself, so just wanted to share my infinite love for Parkzer the lawyer, cop and gun enthusiast.

  • @jarosawerdanowski4295
    @jarosawerdanowski4295 Год назад +2549

    I love how Parkzer takes everything so seriously.

    • @kimballblack2668
      @kimballblack2668 Год назад +408

      Parkzer’s personality just perfectly complements Doug’s absolute chaos. The two are amazing together.

    • @jammo7370
      @jammo7370 Год назад +193

      The ultimate straight man to doug’s unrestrained chaos

    • @gregortheoverlander4122
      @gregortheoverlander4122 Год назад +100

      @@jammo7370 Seriously. He is an A+ straight man for Doug. He takes everything so literally that he wraps back around to being as absurd as Doug.

    • @AccurateRain137
      @AccurateRain137 Год назад +21

      When super man gets mad:😂
      When parkzer stops acting seriously : 😬😱☠️

    • @robotoons1555
      @robotoons1555 Год назад +9

      I agree although even through this insanity he broke character which is impressive

  • @Zahrkim
    @Zahrkim Год назад +2638

    I just love how Parkzer just stays serious. No matter what dumb shit Doug calls him about or asks him, he never resorts to jokes or sarcasm. It's making their conversations so much better.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 Год назад +150

      He is the straight man.

    • @theknightskyisi
      @theknightskyisi Год назад +111

      Twitch chat is the clown, dougdoug is the unginged game show host/straight man (depending) and parkzer is the legendary Even Straighter Man.

    • @2sacsorawkidneybeans272
      @2sacsorawkidneybeans272 Год назад +1

      @@lordfelidae4505huh?

    • @BearlyAwake13
      @BearlyAwake13 Год назад +52

      @@2sacsorawkidneybeans272 The straight man is a trope in comedy. It basically just means someone who is serious and composed, in contrast to the more eccentric people or characters in the show/act etc

    • @2sacsorawkidneybeans272
      @2sacsorawkidneybeans272 Год назад +13

      @@BearlyAwake13 oh, thank you

  • @Xdgvy
    @Xdgvy Год назад +479

    Parkzer's ability to be the straight man in Doug's chaotic world continues to amaze and entertain me.

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon Год назад +44

      im sorry but this heavily implies doug's homosexual energy is too powerful for most except parkzer

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug Год назад

      @@monodragon dougdoug emanates pure sex energy to all genders, Parkzer is the only one able to resist. He's like a succubus but cool

    • @istoleurcake
      @istoleurcake Год назад +5

      @@monodragon hes the final boss, the LGBTQIIAP2000

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 2 дня назад +1

      ​@monodragon i get the joke but "straight man" is a very established thing in the comedy world

  • @theironduck2524
    @theironduck2524 Год назад +178

    I love how at 8:19 hes worried about his license plate breaking the law while he mows down a pedestrian

    • @10two9two2
      @10two9two2 7 месяцев назад +4

      That’s Jesus Driving

  • @FateStayN1ght
    @FateStayN1ght Год назад +2222

    I love how Parkzer will always answer in a geniune and serious way no matter the insanity of the questions doug asks him.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Год назад +65

      All of his friends do it, I feel like it's what their friendship is built upon

    • @lazybacon7520
      @lazybacon7520 Год назад +104

      > unloads minigun at front door
      "That is illegal."

    • @feeverable
      @feeverable Год назад +5

      No, that's booring

    • @jonahulichny9874
      @jonahulichny9874 Год назад +25

      @@feeverable I that’s your idea of boring then I feel sorry for you.

    • @GodsDissapointment
      @GodsDissapointment Год назад +8

      I love the fact that Parkzer takes law so seriously that it always takes him a minute to question the shenanigans he's been dragged into

  • @TheMilitiaGamer
    @TheMilitiaGamer Год назад +1595

    I love how the ending is just Parkzer basically saying it's illegal for Doug to call him lol

    • @enderguardian7443
      @enderguardian7443 Год назад +50

      were the repeated calls made in good faith, whether this is the case determine if doug commited a misdemeanor

    • @0NeeN0
      @0NeeN0 Год назад +37

      @@enderguardian7443 Doug clearly was calling in aid, needing legal advise ASAP because if not granted Doug would be wrongly/or not executed by public. They are not only friends but Parkzer is closest person that Doug expects not only to answer the call but the question with good intentions, with knowledge and with intent to help Doug. I doubt anyone would consider that harassment especially if Parkzer didn't inform Doug that his actions are annoying to him. There is no ground for a case here imo but I don't know anything about law let aside US law as a EU citizen besides that paragraph.

  • @blobfishchin
    @blobfishchin Год назад +2485

    The most insane thing about Doug is that he thought he didn't deserve the streamer award. No one can compete with this level of creativity and storytelling

    • @kazuhiramiller7945
      @kazuhiramiller7945 Год назад +75

      Jerma maybe but both of them are amazing content creators.

    • @ansel569
      @ansel569 Год назад +75

      @@kazuhiramiller7945 Doug is like a stage act, Jerma is performance art

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 Год назад +65

      ​@@kazuhiramiller7945Jerma won that exact award last year, so he's effectively exempt from winning it this year

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm Год назад +12

      ​@@kazuhiramiller7945 charborg is also crazy creative

    • @JCOdrjones
      @JCOdrjones Год назад +1

      ​@@ansel569 Both are insane in different ways

  • @Waterbottle-x
    @Waterbottle-x 2 месяца назад +33

    21:37 best part

  • @tubulardose
    @tubulardose Год назад +1522

    Those last 5 minutes were the most enthralling and exhilarating RUclips content i've personally ever witnessed on this channel

    • @JP-TT
      @JP-TT Год назад +1

      1k likes and 0 comments?

    • @ItsJonasClarke
      @ItsJonasClarke Год назад +10

      @@JP-TT no need to comment on such clear cut truth

    • @JP-TT
      @JP-TT Год назад +5

      @@ItsJonasClarke good point

    • @JesusHaroldChrist
      @JesusHaroldChrist Год назад +4

      @@ItsJonasClarke good point

    • @McTuber42
      @McTuber42 Год назад +2

      @@ItsJonasClarke good point

  • @paragonvice1128
    @paragonvice1128 Год назад +3387

    Parkzer reading the California penal code for Dougdoug repeatedly calling him is a hilarious subtweet

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад +13

      What do you mean by subtweet?

    • @realpatty
      @realpatty Год назад +5

      ​@@day7163I would like to know as well

    • @blorblin
      @blorblin Год назад +22

      ​@@day7163
      I think it's twitter slang for tweeting about someone or something without explicitly mentioning them.

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад +1

      @@blorblin ah okay. Thank you.

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад

      @@realpatty Just in case you didn't see it was answered in this thread

  • @summersanta2441
    @summersanta2441 Год назад +1907

    I cannot and will not ever get over how perfectly Parkzer plays the straight man to Doug's chaotic shenanigans

    • @sillyalert14
      @sillyalert14 Год назад +18

      THISSS

    • @evarchavex4800
      @evarchavex4800 Год назад +127

      Te best part is is that he's not playing the straight man. That's just him naturally.

    • @francetony6657
      @francetony6657 Год назад +17

      @@evarchavex4800 Which made it perfect

    • @popisfizzy
      @popisfizzy Год назад +24

      It works well with how Doug is the straight man to chat.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Год назад +13

      ​@@popisfizzy so you're saying it's a food chain but with straight maning instead of eating

  • @WeroEdward
    @WeroEdward 4 месяца назад +11

    I love how deadpan and legal Parkzer is, like he feels the need to clarify that he is not going to bill Doug every time Doug says he'll pay him.

  • @Ariuss3
    @Ariuss3 Год назад +9732

    Parkzer's energy can only be described as rampant professionalism.

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja Год назад +1077

    I love how long you committed to the bit with Parkzer reading the law.

    • @TabbiBlue
      @TabbiBlue Год назад +49

      Honestly I think I would watch this as a channel. It's like... Weirdly relaxing? I could play Minecraft or something to this.

    • @gallagherthewolf5845
      @gallagherthewolf5845 Год назад +2

      funniest part imo

    • @nezzled
      @nezzled Год назад +1

      @@TabbiBlue Fr

    • @cowking2870
      @cowking2870 Год назад +6

      @@TabbiBlue Honestly same. He's got such a nice soothing voice and I've always had an almost loving fascination for the law due to my dad always talking to me about it. I would love a channel of Parkzer reading laws.

    • @Pallet_
      @Pallet_ Год назад +3

      Watched the whole thing

  • @BaylorRobinson
    @BaylorRobinson Год назад +4772

    parkzer is not only really funny, but also honestly a great friend. he just goes along with all the craziness that dougdoug does lol

    • @huskitroop748
      @huskitroop748 Год назад +177

      He's also a great lawyer!!!

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT Год назад +53

      he's not a lawyer

    • @williambrathen1721
      @williambrathen1721 Год назад +157

      @@ArcYT Just bill me for 100 hours

    • @TheBlueReverb
      @TheBlueReverb Год назад +78

      ​@@williambrathen1721 I'm not going to bill you for 100 hours.

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 Год назад +30

      i do imagine a lot of the way he acts is partially for the bit, but it's really good lol.

  • @Echolotl3
    @Echolotl3 Год назад +31

    13:47 "So... lets say there are cougars." is the funniest thing i have ever heard in my entire existence.

  • @juke2973
    @juke2973 Год назад +606

    Video finally got good around 21:37

  • @Manguwu9895
    @Manguwu9895 Год назад +886

    The fact that everyone in the community just adores parkzers literal thinking and such and no one makes fun of him Is so sweet lol

    • @unity2808
      @unity2808 Год назад +171

      like chat normally would vote guilty for doug everytime, but if parkzer says its legal they follow it to the letter

    • @WlatPziupp
      @WlatPziupp Год назад +109

      @@unity2808 He is a cop and a lawyer so legally you have to vote the way he tells you to

    • @unity2808
      @unity2808 Год назад +65

      @@WlatPziupp legally speaking chat would be in big trouble for being responsible for 1. Meteor showers, 2. Hurting and killing endangered species (whales), and 3. CREATING A BLACK HOLE. This would result in chat getting at least a felony charge, as there are no laws against creating whales, metors and black holes out of nothing but you could be in trouble for reckless endangerment.

    • @gugfitufi4862
      @gugfitufi4862 Год назад

      Doug is an idiot stupidhead to the community and Parkzer is being treated a god. Just the way it should be.

    • @kyperactive
      @kyperactive Год назад

      🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @EonLess
    @EonLess Год назад +1588

    I haven't seen the video yet but the fact that "law" is in the title makes me think that this is a Parkzer episode.
    Edit: Yes

  • @shydog7276
    @shydog7276 Год назад +91

    Parkzer is a literal blessing 😂 I love that he takes this nonsense at face value and just rolls with it. God bless him.

  • @BirdOfCreation
    @BirdOfCreation Год назад +1371

    The fact that Parkzer actually watches live and answers accordingly is the best

    • @bradjtx
      @bradjtx Год назад +69

      He’s paid to do so, because he is a lawyer (Parkzer is NOT a lawyer)

    • @tobipickle
      @tobipickle Год назад +35

      @@bradjtx He's also under oath.

    • @Luna_LU6546
      @Luna_LU6546 Год назад +35

      @@tobipickle (he's not under oath)

    • @Steamfishwithsoysauce
      @Steamfishwithsoysauce Год назад +2

      whats best is that he read the California penal code

    • @spotlight9269
      @spotlight9269 Год назад +1

      ​@@Luna_LU6546 and also he's a cop (not a REAL cop)

  • @Kn1feShift
    @Kn1feShift Год назад +2892

    I love how Parkzer always answers his phone with a (very tired) "hello, douglas douglas."

  • @RussieDear
    @RussieDear Год назад +1000

    5:20 oh man, Parkzer's laugh is just beautiful.

  • @charlescannon2469
    @charlescannon2469 Год назад +36

    Nothing like your own lawyer saying Hang on let me vote guilty.

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 Год назад +497

    Twitch chat as the jury being literally represented as just the chat superimposed on chairs is one of my favorite visual gags

  • @auto1226
    @auto1226 Год назад +1688

    We need more videos made by Parkzer. An hour long video of him reading laws would be the best thing ever!

    • @SamOGr
      @SamOGr Год назад +43

      Missed a trick with april fools a few days ago

    • @fabujestic
      @fabujestic Год назад

      cant tell if this is sarcasm or not

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Год назад +5

      ​@@SamOGr What trick?

    • @Vamptre
      @Vamptre Год назад +6

      @@fabujestic I feel as though many people would, unironically

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if Год назад +2

      This is the most Twitch-chat mentality comment I've read this year! 😂

  • @ThreeAccounts
    @ThreeAccounts Год назад +3017

    3:46 you can actually see parkzer voting 1 himself, what a good lawyer

    • @tuesday9670
      @tuesday9670 Год назад +89

      I would have never noticed that, great eye

    • @Kriegsploink
      @Kriegsploink Год назад +66

      i just shat sideways and it stayed up there at the ceiling, evolving

    • @Definitelyhuman7
      @Definitelyhuman7 Год назад +92

      ​@@Kriegsploinkwhat

    • @britishperson1
      @britishperson1 Год назад +27

      absolutely hilarious 11/10 lawyer would recommend

    • @Vestige_
      @Vestige_ Год назад +40

      if anyone is wondering where, its the bottom of the chat all the way to your right when the chat freezes

  • @jonathank7880
    @jonathank7880 Год назад +41

    I love that he just keeps calling Park and ignoring the fact that just keeping him on a continuous one would save more time

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 Год назад +5

      Yeah but then imagine how much the bill would be at the end. This way Doug can just as Parkzer to bill him for a few weeks/months at a time.

    • @lvoryRose
      @lvoryRose 4 месяца назад

      @@vetreas366 What's funny is that that doesn't even apply here since it's clearly just a Discord call, compared to the other times where he HAS called Parkzer via his phone

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming Год назад +769

    Parkzer is literally hard carrying Douglas Douglas's whole career. Truely the greatest lawyer cop

  • @finnb287
    @finnb287 Год назад +1164

    Parkzer is such a nice guy for letting random people like Douglas Douglas have segments on his channel so they can see how it feels to be almost as incredibly famous and beloved as he is. Truly an amazing moment of Parkzer giving back to the community that made him the amazing, wonderful and kind person that he is today.

  • @DerpidyDerp
    @DerpidyDerp Год назад +625

    8:19 I love the chaos that goes on for the next 40 seconds while Parkzer calmly explains laws

    • @spec7441
      @spec7441 Год назад +16

      Michael gets juggled by explosions and then is immediately ran over by a sentient car

  • @the_tale_adventures
    @the_tale_adventures Год назад +48

    Fun fact, going up to the Hollywood sign is actually considered a felony. I think I know it’s illegal tho

  • @tysonfontanez
    @tysonfontanez Год назад +478

    That joke at the end was so good. It took me a while to get it, but that law that Parkzer was reading could be levied against Doug for his repeated phone calls. So the joke is he broke the law in real life.

    • @Furnive
      @Furnive Год назад +20

      True! So his reading is perfectly used!

  • @kyleedwards4903
    @kyleedwards4903 Год назад +2555

    Okay parkzer explaining the penal code that would specifically apply to dougs harassment during the stream is top notch stuff😂

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG 11 месяцев назад +39

      Sooo... this means DouglasDouglas lost the challenge, because he was harassing his lawyer, cop, assassin.

  • @Thomas_H._Smith
    @Thomas_H._Smith Год назад +377

    The fact that the end bit with Parkzer went on for that long was so hilarious.

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 Год назад +40

      Not long enough

    • @wyattnielsen7382
      @wyattnielsen7382 Год назад +15

      I love how the part of the law that Parkzer was reading was in regards to repeatedly calling someone which is something Doug did repeatedly throughout the stream

  • @MonkeMonke389
    @MonkeMonke389 Месяц назад +13

    1:11 average San Francisco experience 💀

  • @BanDana-D
    @BanDana-D Год назад +427

    I was rolling on the floor laughing when Doug asked if not having a front license plate was illegal directly before he ran over a pedestrian

  • @slasher3428
    @slasher3428 Год назад +367

    My favorite part was when Parkzer said to Doug "Doug you really need to park!"
    And Doug replied with "Yes, I will Park-Sir!"

    • @risu2312
      @risu2312 Год назад

      Lock your doors.

  • @kwick_music
    @kwick_music Год назад +585

    I love seeing how Doug is slowly instilling a sense of humor in Parkzer.

    • @zorinzorinzorin5243
      @zorinzorinzorin5243 Год назад +120

      I feel like he has a wonderful sense of humor, and therefore understands his role as the straight man.

    • @kwick_music
      @kwick_music Год назад +82

      @@zorinzorinzorin5243 yeah but you could hear how much more Parkzer was laughing along during the video and telling complementary jokes. Also the joke with the endangered bugs was pretty funny. It just seems like he understands Doug more now compared to a few months ago.

    • @nauticoreal
      @nauticoreal Год назад +2

      @@kwick_music Facts

  • @_just_a_lil_dud_
    @_just_a_lil_dud_ Год назад +23

    I un ironically love the Parkzer bit at the ending I was so relaxed i need an audio book series of him just reading penal codes

  • @smoogieboogie1694
    @smoogieboogie1694 Год назад +227

    I love how solo Doug streams is like a father watching over his twitch chat children. But when Parkzer shows up it's like a lawyer watching baby Doug and his twitch chat siblings.

    • @onlysmiles4949
      @onlysmiles4949 Год назад +2

      Chat is the kindergarteners
      Doug is the 6th grader that "rules the school"
      Parkzer is the teacher who doesn't get paid enough

  • @ThatFanBoyGuy
    @ThatFanBoyGuy Год назад +1855

    If Parkzer ever makes a Only Fans, it should just be videos of him doing that.
    Also, points for getting Parkzer to say "wee woo"

    • @FaiienWings
      @FaiienWings Год назад +39

      If anyone has the timestamp for the wee woo, I want to hear it again

    • @bluephoenix9960
      @bluephoenix9960 Год назад +95

      18:21 you’re welcome

    • @FaiienWings
      @FaiienWings Год назад +10

      @@bluephoenix9960 thank you!

  • @rsparks1104
    @rsparks1104 Год назад +430

    Doug asking for a man's insurance while he spirals into a growing black hole in the sky has to be one of the funniest one-off bits I've ever seen

  • @Random_Guy305
    @Random_Guy305 Год назад +22

    15:19 "oh nevermind there he is" got me so much 💀💀💀

  • @amarog_stone
    @amarog_stone Год назад +324

    Challenge starts at 21:37 for anyone wondering

  • @Gamer213_
    @Gamer213_ Год назад +770

    can we get a full video of Parkzer reading laws to us? Parkzer's voice is so calming

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv Год назад +50

      The cadence is calming without being boring. It's a rare skill to possess.

    • @dumbbumsc5329
      @dumbbumsc5329 Год назад +7

      I’d love that

    • @cowking2870
      @cowking2870 Год назад +6

      We need a whole channel of that man

    • @cowking2870
      @cowking2870 Год назад

      @@AmazingRofa Dude. Nobody cares. Stop it

  • @xavierhorn9825
    @xavierhorn9825 Год назад +332

    I would legitimately watch videos of Parkzer just reading laws for like 6 hours on end, this is gold

    • @anthonyyuuhh4497
      @anthonyyuuhh4497 Год назад +1

      Frr dose he have a RUclips channel or no

    • @Aphrothena1221
      @Aphrothena1221 Год назад

      ​@@anthonyyuuhh4497 I've been wondering the same thing

  • @LairdUSA
    @LairdUSA 11 дней назад +3

    “Well, you’re trespassing now” at like 5:34 killed me

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn Год назад +173

    I really like Parkzer's attitude in this video. He seems more in the know about what's going on than usual and so his commentary is more detailed, which is more funny. Also he just seems like he's having fun with it.

  • @Immortal_Snail
    @Immortal_Snail Год назад +250

    Came for the GTA gameplay, stayed for Parkzer reading the California Penal Code

  • @TheRedVoyager
    @TheRedVoyager Год назад +143

    My favorite part about the whole vod is that I'm not sure if Parkzer understood that twitch chat was causing random events or not. He is the perfect straight man.

  • @DThunder65
    @DThunder65 Год назад +32

    7:35 Wait what No- discord disconnection sound😂🤣

  • @trytry23
    @trytry23 Год назад +509

    Parkzer may not be a lawyer, but he is an absolute gem.

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 Год назад +10

      Nah, pretty sure he’s as much a lawyer as Phoenix Wright was. Ever played Apollo Justice? Total lawyer

    • @TheBetterEtsr
      @TheBetterEtsr Год назад +1

      Parkzer is a lawyer and a gem*

    • @IchorX
      @IchorX Год назад

      Don't disregard his years of studying law, there's no better lawyer.

  • @tobiaslisbjerg8390
    @tobiaslisbjerg8390 Год назад +566

    1:45
    Doug actually went straight while driving in a right turn lane, therefore he broke the law and must be exploded. Since he didn't do it in the run, he must be blown up IRL

  • @Kitsamiiis
    @Kitsamiiis Год назад +690

    We need an entire series of Parkzer just reading the code of laws

  • @Mathdash_Real
    @Mathdash_Real Год назад +23

    13:59 MADE IN HEAVEN

  • @sr_tacocat
    @sr_tacocat Год назад +752

    That fact Parkzer reads about getting annoyed with frequent calls is killing me

  • @eliasplays6435
    @eliasplays6435 Год назад +797

    the fact that Doug keeps telling Parkzer to invoice him for longer and longer periods of time and then just cuts him off is so funny to me
    also, I would like more Parkzer reviewing law just gives off a relaxing vibe

    • @davidd7738
      @davidd7738 Год назад +40

      Parkzer reading penal code with lofi music

    • @martinarxi6005
      @martinarxi6005 Год назад +8

      @@davidd7738 Lofi girl

    • @Orillion123456
      @Orillion123456 Год назад +20

      Yeah, parkzer explaining the most reasonable applications of real-life knowledge for ridiculous situations is very relaxing and wholesome.

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Год назад +3

      @@davidd7738 Fam, that particular code (that he read in full, btw) was for digital harassment. Yeah, let that sink in, lmao

    • @davidd7738
      @davidd7738 Год назад

      @@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 ?

  • @handmetheparachute
    @handmetheparachute Год назад +704

    I love everything about this video. The editing, the chat, the discourse with Parkzer, the sudden court cases, the wacky antics. It's hilarious.

    • @ErwinPPP
      @ErwinPPP Год назад +1

      I love that he said that heroine and meth are ‘awesome’. The idiot. It’s literally in the livestream VOD.

  • @RedCobraQC
    @RedCobraQC Год назад +17

    I just love Parkzer's concern about everything happening in the game

  • @TheMNWolf
    @TheMNWolf Год назад +297

    DougDoug and Parkzer, the classic act of straight man and straighter man. I swear, Parkzer's deadpan reaction to all of this is the best part.

  • @GentIemanThief
    @GentIemanThief Год назад +255

    7:00 Look, if that's not an "Act of God", then nothing is.

  • @bunran5910
    @bunran5910 Год назад +854

    With Parkzer taking over the channel, my subscription finally feels well spend

  • @Coolgiy12
    @Coolgiy12 11 месяцев назад +6

    Does whole stunt jump, "Hi, can I get a cab?" 15:50

  • @SuperCrazyfin
    @SuperCrazyfin Год назад +319

    Between this and last episode when Parkzer went "Hello Gregory, Gregory", I feel like he's definitely playing more into it.

  • @daniilpashuk6017
    @daniilpashuk6017 Год назад +200

    Doig and Parkzer are such a fantastic combo for spontanious fun. It's the jester and the straight man combo in it's highest form

  • @Taylor-bw4zg
    @Taylor-bw4zg Год назад +147

    note to self: "It was fuckin sick" works as a defense statement in court lol

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 7 месяцев назад +2

      "your honor, at the time of the incident my client was in 'goblin mode'"

  • @StealthTheFoxz
    @StealthTheFoxz Год назад +23

    Real talk; if there's ever a series of Parkzer just reading excerpts of penal codes, I'd have it on.