How I beat the Hardest (and Dumbest) GTA 5 Challenge Ever Made
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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Ight
Oh fuck yeah
Hello doug
Hi DougX2
Ok
If there is anything I learned from all this, it's that doug's chat is made entirely of gambling addicts and people who enjoy suffering unnecessarily and I couldn't be more proud of this community
and people suffering from the aftermath of divorce
Divorced gambling-addicted masochists... that's about right.
thats the twitch community alright but here in the youtube comments we only have bots ready to tell us that yes it is finally here
And people who would probably give money to evangelists in the hopes they would be blessed with wealth. /s
Sir it’s not an addiction it’s a hobby that I can’t stop even if I wanted to and I don’t want to stop
Doug shouting “get out of the road!” to terrified pedestrians on the sidewalk as he intentionally drives on the sidewalk is the best thing I’ve seen today.
“The sidewalk is wide enough. Go.”
-DIO
Pog
True
Facts
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that! 🤣
DougDoug: *Hits someone on the Sidewalk*
DougDoug: "Get out of the ROAD!"
Yeah, that'll hold up in court.
Don't you know the famous quote? Road is where the car is.
Was just going to comment this, It was so funny!
Just yell "RIGGED" and your conviction will be overturned immediately
@that guy and a he is also a licensed cop-doctor
Don't you know? In most asian countries, everything is road
My favourite part about Doug's streams is that every ten minutes a new viewer could join and witness a completely different first impression of him. Whether he's trying to determine the legality of suing for your v-card, wearing a makeshift baby bonnet or playing the best GTA V of his life.
or wearing a maid costume because he raised 100k for an otter
@@cherokee0580 true
11:37 doug went dutch mode
“just a few more points, believers”
“some goddamned FAITH, chat, we need FAITH, chat”
the music too ☠️
Come on dutch
Just one more big round then we move to Tahiti
dougtch
Mortis
"I'll give it 5 attempts, it doesn't seem that hard."
_9 & 1/2 hours later_
Lmao
I lost so much believer money 😭
Your profile picture makes me question If the internet was a good Idea...
@@thejuggercat the internet has doug doug and that is the only thing you need
My man’s has 2 of the same bots in his reply’s
Ain’t no way your pfp is a pregnant Swampert 💀
I laughed so much when you swapped to Jesus car and suddenly all the cars miraculously avoided you. 😂
I think the main thing is, the jesus car forced him to do the one thing that you need to do to beat this challenge, which is going slowly. The racecar was a good car from a handling perspective, he just drove it too fast.
They didn't want to mess with Jesus
It has the Divine Protection passive skill
Jesus took the wheel, what can I say?
@@jonghyeonlee5877 our god...
Without context the “all I’ve had for twelve hours is olive oil” just sounds like Doug is being punished by his Italian parents
He always seemed to be Italian and Scottish simultaneously
90% of "Italian" olive oil is from Spain
And somehow american
@@xdsmile5359 And German... kinda
lol Germans can be strict they give Asia a run for their money
4:02
Ah yes, how dare that pedestrian be using the sidewalk
Ah yes doug goes on the sidewalk, he sees this man running, hits him with his car and yells WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OUT OF THE ROAD
Best moment frfr
Often while I’m driving I tell my gf “if you have a problem with my driving, stay off the sidewalk.”
@@Be_quiet_L
Most sober drunk driver
12:35??
I think it's adorable that his lawyer friend had to look up what a "v-card" was XD
It’s kind of insane though, like you would think someone who went through medical school AND the police academy would know what a v-card is, right?
@@nathanmears6440 He lost his so early he never even realized he had one
@@OneFinalAutumn Dougdoug-Lore: Parkzer FUCKS
Parkzer, despite being smart, doesn’t know anything about pop culture. He has seen everything jacki Chan had nothing else
(Disclaimer: he is not a lawyer)
Remortgaged my house just so I can be a dedicated believer
Silence bots
it appears that every bot on the planet has arrived
@@neffrey Finally They're here.
Good man
@Patterrz So THAT'S what you do with your Subnoodle money!
as funny as hitting the guy on the sidewalk was, the best part was obviously:
"watch out doug!"
(he takes his eye off the car to read the message and dies immediately)
Timestamp
@@sunbirth4795 18:57
To this day it’s unclear whether Doug’s chat predicts the future or manifests it through sheer will
@@pogstache Z crew predicts the future and A crew manifests it
Well, he was warning him
Someone had to do it
He's just lookin' out for him :]
This stream was so long that people were going to sleep and waking up and Doug was _still_ trying to complete it.
It's even madder that the same thing happened with the voice commands challenge a few streams later. lol
That's the one where he was on a scooter, right?
He was toodle piping for ages
there's so many bots
OMG YES that literally happened to me with the voice commands stream and it shows just how dedicated doug is to complete these stupid challenges
I watched it for a bit, took a nap, taught a night class, and then watched it again when I got home for like two hours until he beat it. It was amazing when I realized he was still live
17:30 I love how confused his lawyer is when he asked
"Is he trying to sue to get his virginity back?" 😂
This poor lawyer has one hell of a client
“You don’t need your small intestine, you can just stretch the big one out.”
Okay but this is literally true, I’m not even joking. DougDoug is now a certified doctor.
being a believer for this stream was the most depressing period of my life
did you sell your kidneys, small intestine, and your kids?
Same I spent all my points so many times
@@yeet3108 I sold my kidneys, both my intestines, my kids organs, their bodies, my wife's organs and her body, my car, my home
Did u make points when he won?
I sold both my arms and I lost money I was so sad
Doug, driving on the sidewalk yelling at a pedestrian: "you asshole get out of the road!"
spoken like a true american
i almost choked laughing
4:01 I lost it here
Yeah. Fuck the overcrowded roads. I always drive on the sidewalk.
God damn murica
Love how this stream went from a friendly checkpoint challenge to Doug trying to convince his chat to sell both of their kidneys and undergo dialysis.
Do not forget the legal sue for a lost V-Card.
11:52 "we are gonna be swimming in organs by the time this is over" Quite a visceral image.
lol good one
"Is this challenge actually hard? It doesn't look that hard" was amazing to hear.
Tempting fate is one thing but this is luring, seducing and then spitting in fate's face.
I truly want to have faith in Doug but at this point I can’t justify it financially.
I've been looking forward to "it" for decades now, I can't believe "it" is finally here.
Finally.
I've lost too many livers
Take one more bet and It won't be your problem anymore
Clearly you still have fingers, and you can get like 5 bucks for those
You are not a true believer then
4:01 Not Doug telling the person on the sidewalk to get out of the road..
I actually can't believe the bridge man is here... wow
cheetahh? didnt expect you here whats up man
I like your texture pack
Paused to come to comments to make sure somebody already said this so I didn't have to.
wait if its not doug then who is it
The reason he struggled so much was because he challenged other people to do it, making it no longer a problem that no one has.
Trueee
It is now a problem for gambling addicts.
Well he does say "... where WE solve problems that nobody else has".
5:36 “whats up jesus” that just simplely describes what half of my highschool life was like (by that i mean everyone called me jesus due to my hair)
yo same
3:57 *_races down sidewalk and kills a guy getting out of the road_*
_"GET OUT OF THE ROAD"_
"You assholes get out of the road"
-Doug seconds before hitting pedestrians walking on the sidewalk
I was absolutely cackling at that
I love how every video both chat and Doug find something stupid but hilarious to make that videos theme.
@Obi wan Kenobi :OOO
They didnt bite on the olive oil this time!
Them finding atleast one joke that ends up lasting the entire stream is most of the charm in Doug's videos. It's even better when some jokes recur in other streams. You could find one of the least interesting looking videos in Doug's challenge playlist and it'll still be great because everyone in chat is still depressed after breaking up with their wives.
@@emirulin5323 Yes, exactly
I'm still trying to figure out dog cheese from the skyrim video.
As a teacher I sometimes plan lessons in my evenings, and one night I was up until 3am.
This stream was live in the background for 6 hours whilst I was working, and when I finally finished I tuned back in right at 19:40.
As I went to bed it brought me immense pleasure knowing I wasn't the only person suffering at that moment - RIP to all the believers!
Wait were they betting with real money???
@@louis9856 no
@@louis9856 there are points on twitch that you earn through watching
thats what they're using for the bets
as far as I know you cant buy these points either
so no real money was involved
What is the song at 18:27
@@shitfacejohnson4085 Can confirm. Some streamers offer rewards that points can be redeemed for as well, like highlighting a message so that it's more likely to be seen, or fun special emojis. Points cannot be bought, and are earned via time watched. The betting aspect is basically just gambling with monopoly money; nothing serious actually lost or gained, other than bragging rights and pride, and seeing numbers go up or down
Thank you so much, for all your inspiration and joy that you've brought us. We believers thank you.
- Half a brain floating in a bucket
Parkzer might genuinely be the funniest person I've ever heard speak. The fact that he tries so hard to be serious despite the utter nonsense going on kills me every time.
This is possibly one of the funniest videos yet, the twists, the organs, the lawyer intervention
God damn these bots are relentless
Now this is truly the hardest challenge on this channel; avoiding Bots.
@@viderevero1338 is there was ever a speedrun in encountering a bot comment in a comment section, I can guarantee someone will have the WR in less than 5 seconds or more.
4:01 I like how Doug says "Get out of the road" even though the guy is on the sidewalk.
HAHA
@Morbius 🅥 BEGONE BOT!
Accurate Los Angelas driving
Are all these links spams bots?
@@themightypotatodevourer yes ffs dont click any links
i remember my first dougdoug stream, where he called all of chat gambling addicts. nice to see that he’s gone from condemning us to supporting us 🥰
Yeah! I made a mint off that voice command stream when he won at the end!
If it is a video, which one is it.
@Vabel what if I’m 1 years old and divorced
I can’t believe this is they last video with hey this is Doug Doug where we solve problems no one has
First. Yeah it’s vary sad we could all annoy him to bring it back but would it be the same
No one can say Dougdoug hasn’t suffered for his success lol
"That's not how cars work" - Doug, who makes cars yeet at incredible speed every 10 seconds and has his own car explode the very second it gets damages in the slightest way imaginable
Bro I am so sorry for your reply section 😭
@@chinyereudeh3405 it’s honestly sad
I love how as each failed attempt passed your face starts to age more and more from the sheer suffering. It’s like your soul is leaving your body slowly.
Genuinely, man is more than a touch paler than he was when he started.
you LOVE that?
@@elimanic7925More than a touch lmao. Bro goes from pink skinned baby to high born vampire.
Props to CyVoltage for the amazing edit! I feel like his style is a little more playful than Doug's and Berry's with tighter cuts and more graphics and I think it works really well!
" Where is your GOTT DAMN FAITH, CHAT? You're always doubting every judgement I make! One big believer payout, then we have enough points. We find us a boat, we move to Tahiti and we buy a farm. "
This was the very first DougDoug stream I actually caught part of.
It had been going for seven hours and I knew EXACTLY what part of the DougDoug cycle it was in.
I wished him luck and moved on. I didn't even stay long enough to learn that betting was an option.
That being said, I love ya Doug, but I would have been rich really quick if you know what I mean.
Man spends 9 and a half hours trying to fix his own issues. That's dedication. These videos are pure gold
Man spends nine hours fixing problem he created
His problems no one has.
The guy at 18:58 is a real bro for warning Doug about that incoming car
fr.
I’ve been watching this channel for over three years and I can confidently say I have never seen Doug as purely broken as he was at 19:49
@Morbius 🅥 cring
@Jurassic World this is just how to make a cinnamon roll
The pain in his eyes was so genuine...
Shoot, you're right. This challenge was the most brutal one yet, and that's saying something.
naaah the dk island is worse
ruclips.net/video/3Hts5QJizK0/видео.html&ab_channel=DougDougDoug
probably even worse
18:15 I didn't make it to this point in the stream, and now I so regret it. I laughed *SO HARD* just now seeing him tape that onto his head xD
Damn that pencil spin at 13:18 was hella smooth! Also good video! Very funnies.
"Lift up the couch cushions. See if someone left a kidney in there." - DougDoug best quotes 2022
19:49 The amount of agony you could hear in that voice was honestly horrifying.
That seemed real
I think 19:30 tops it hahahah
It sounded like he watched his child walk into the road and get hit by a garbage truck going 84 miles per hour in a 35 mile per hour zone.
“Get out of the ROAD” -Doug while running over a man who is clearly on the sidewalk. Gotta love it lol
9:50 churches be like
I like how he has a lawyer friend who just answers his stupid ass questions with deadpan seriousness
A lawyer cop city planner friend with two guns
@@abigriffin9496Who will shoot him without hesitation for any reason
Parkzer is the mayor and legally owns a gun.
Doug's lawyer friend might be my favorite parts of this channel. It's always gold when he shows up.
What other videos does he show up in?
@@yoshi_923 From what I remember they were contacted in the "Skyrim with one hit point videos" I'm not sure about other videos tho
Hes like the perfect comedian's straight man
@@yoshi_923 check out the parkzer vod
@@yoshi_923 As far as I know, Parkzer only shows up in the "I brought a Real Lawyer to teach me Gun Safety" video on the 2nd channel.
The guy in the "Skyrim with one hit point" videos was Jack, who is a different person.
Parkzer does show up on Doug's stream every now and then, and it's always a treat.
I was there for this stream and it was FANTASTIC! the vod is amazing.
Finally it’s here
ruclips.net/video/TiC8pig6PGE/видео.html
@@anthonystrangio another bot? Buzz off
@@billychambers6400 I’m actually not a bot I was just messing around lol
@@anthonystrangio I'll get twitch chat on u if you're lying
@@billychambers6400 no like I’m legit not lying lol I’m not a bot just doing a funny
This was absolutely hilarious. Watching that stream VoD over the course of like a whole-ass week and seeing it compressed into this video is perfect.
ywnbaw trooner
Ignore the two dumbasses above me. You're a beautiful woman and you deserve the world. 💙💓🤍💓💙
Imagine being so obsessed with trans people that you have to leave a hateful comment on a youtube comment section on a comment and video that are entirely irrelevant to trans people
@@weewoogee what
@@speed9553 idk man that was 2 years ago im not decivering my gibberish 👻
4:18
Doug: “Im Kind’ve fucking cracked right now 😃”
Michael: *”YOU GOT LUCKY, PUNK!”*
**Fucking Dies**
Watching without checking the progress bar is the best. You keep asking "Is this the one? Will he get it?"
It's especially nice because I don't need to watch 9 hours of a stream and there's music playing that makes it more entertaining.
“All I’ve had to eat is olive oil” is a amazing sentence if you don’t know the lore around Dougs oil consumption.
I just wanted to say: the editing in this video is amazing. its so funny and just fits the vibe of the stream and channel, and run simultaneously. We need to show more love for editors
I just love how consistenly, he ends up immediately failing the moment he tries to brag about how well he's doing. Unless there's some editing or programming magic going on behind the scenes, it's majestic.
...Unless he sometimes voluntarily fails so people will keep betting and losing ?
Clearly not a believer
21:35 the way his eyes widened
Both times🤣🤣
Dougdoug: "So, on my first attempt I only made it half way..."
Me: "Oh that's not so bad."
Dougdoug: "...to the first checkpoint."
Me: "Oh.... Oh."
4:02 "You asshole get OUT OF THE ROAD!" Dougdoug says as he drives over the sidewalk
Hey Doug, been feeling down ever since my wife left me for selling my childrens' intestines to finance a GTA challenge of questionable necessity and ethics. Thank you for the pick-me-up.
we demand you to have another stream with Parkzer
man is a legend
Maybe he will even shot him
man we need a shot
Who
@@akira-qr4qm the gun
our favorite cop lawyer
11:47 Don't look between the couch cushions, sell the couch entirely!
I know you probably won’t see this but I’d like you to know how much your videos brighten my day. Your goofy antics and hilarious sense of humor always bring a smile to my face even if I’m having a hard day. Thanks you so much and keep up the great work man
“Get out of the road!”- Doug, 2022. While hitting a pedestrian on the sidewalk.
The crazy part is that he has another GTA 5 challenge video coming out (hopefully soon) that's basically this challenge but he can only control his vehicle with voice commands.
TOODLE PIP
@@zirc_ FORTISSIMO
MOR(user has been banned)
4:17
Doug: "I'm kind of f'ing cracked right now"
Random voice: "you got lucky, buddy"
**Boom**
Michael has a voice, so random
*_WHY DID HE TURN TO THE_*
For a second I thought this was a challenge where the chat was controlling Dougdoug's game and was confused on how they had any chance of doing this lol.
I think the thing is, it's hard to tell if a challenge is going to be hard or very hard because you don't know how many standard deviations of luck is required at your peak performance, and the difference between 2 standard deviations and 3 is about the difference between requiring 45 runs and 700.
"Hey this is DougDoug where we solve problems that no one has" is such a simplistic, but great, intro and it's straight to the point.
ruclips.net/video/TiC8pig6PGE/видео.html
Finally it’s here
Yes it really is, I agree.
19:48 actual grief. like the reaction of a mother learning her son died in the war
21:36 I love how Doug’s eyes grow wide at the near miss
The NPCs aggressively changing pace to scud missle the car with their knees is absolutely priceless. 😂
This is the last video with “Hey this is DougDoug where we solve problems no one has”. Massive F’s for the classic intro.
4:18
Doug: I'm kinda fuckin' cracked right now
NPC: YOU GOT LUCKY PUNK
Doug: **explodes**
I was searching for this comment lol
@@leowolfe1 be the comment you want to see in the world
*_WHY DID HE TURN TO THE_*
@jameshewitt8971 and not "punk", but "buddy"
19:49 is the most genuine DougDoug scream I think I've ever heard
DougDoug: “Get out of the road!”
Also DougDoug: driving on the sidewalk.
I absolutely love the fact that 99% of deaths are of either random people who weren’t driving by the law or safely, or getting sniped from long range by the mod.
13:08 jesus car so strong it took two hits to explode
I love the Tahiti callback. This is truly the “Doug” multiverse. I hope the organ jokes can coexist with the marriage jokes
Oh definitely, I mean as a part of my divorce my wife took half my kidneys in the settlement. Sucks that she took half of both of them though
@@MazHazPazzaz Should have specified vertical or horizontal separation in the prenup.
Karen took the kids and the small intestine 😞
Can’t wait for part two when Doug beats the challenge using only his voice
He actually tried this exact same challenge using voice commands on stream!
It also took him 9 and a half hours.
DougDoug a.k.a. "The content machine Doug" creates challenge for his community and then proceeds to:
-Make content about community's attempts
-Make content about participating himself
-Make youtube video archive of his attempts
-Make youtube video coverage of his attempts
Finally it’s here
ruclips.net/video/TiC8pig6PGE/видео.html
oof man, you got FOUR SEPERATE bots
15:20
_"Hello, Ms. Pauling! We killed everybody and took a briefcase!"_
3:27 "I'm alive?!"
1 sec later *_boom🤣_*
16:59 The whole part was just hilarious
I never saw him actually beat it, but he came close many times. I more than tripled my bits that day, only to lose them all over 3 consecutive bets believing when he was finally making it to the very end and dying like a block away every time!
I was definitely there for 14:36. I think I came in when the stream was like 5 hours old, left after 9, and he still wasn't done.
this is what driving someone else’s new car feels like.
Pure bots
Bot bot everywhere
Believer strategy:
1. Sell kidney to European hospital
2. Bet on Doug
3. Lose
4. Go to Europe
5. Go to the hospital you sold kidney to
6. Get free transplant, and get your kidney back.
7. Repeat
4:00 "Get out of the road!" he shouts at the man on the sidewalk
I remember watching the entire stream from start to finish. I fell asleep in the last 5 minutes where he finally completed it..
Damn, that’s unlucky
So you’re saying you’re not a true believer…
*Visible sadness*
12:00
Doug DougDoug Douglas slowly turns into Dutch Van Der Linde
"You asshole, get out of the road"
Said Doug, to the man on the sidewalk.
You know it’s a problem when you consider selling kidneys and it’s only halfway through the video
Doug: im being kinda cracked right now!
Michael: YOU GOT LUCKY PUNK!
(Explodes) 4:18
Hey Doug, hope you're doing good man. I have quite a bit of sporadic down time at work, and your content makes it a lot more enjoyable. Thank you for being a smile bringer :D
your comment must be a trick
This video was a masterpiece
PONGON?!?!?
@@psgamer-il2pt YESS
@@PolygonDonut YOUR MY FAVOURITE RUclipsR
Wait
@@PolygonDonut yoy
3:28- “I-I’m ALIVE???” *combusts*
I also love that by the end of this all the believers sold their un-needed organs.
*pedestrian running for his live on the sidewalk*
Doug: "GET OUT OF THE ROAD!"