Someone: suggests monkey grenades Me: " Oh, a grenade that spawns monkeys" Doug: " I have surgically implanted C4 into each monkey that I can remotely detonate"
It’s like when the power rangers turn huge in that big robot and they always get knocked down and fall onto several buildings and then when they win they act like a hero
3:15 imagine running away from a hitman when he launches terminal velocity chimpanzees at you that hit you off your bike, and as a car runs you over you get up to see the killer firing more apes and trying to make them shoot at you with guns, only for the assassin to get attacked by his own monkeys and hit by another car killing himself instantly
@@OmnicronDelta they're everywhere on youtube lately, and as per usual youtube isn't doing anything about it probably because it's an actual issue, they don't seem to like fixing those
The part with the Oppressor was actually extremely painful during the stream. He never figured out how to extend the wings and thought the bike only had a boost.
To be fair to Doug though... 90% of the things he does in streams is unethical so it makes sense in a way he wouldn't know every game mechanic or trait of vehicles.
Brb going to go ask my parents about that Mister Rogers' Neighborhood episode where he claims that "Killing a guy with a gun is not that impressive. The ultimate assassin can kill his target with nothing but tug boats"
Just for context, the Level 2: everyone is invisible took MUCH longer than any of the other ones for those who don’t know, legit like almost half of the twitch stream was just that level
I remember when he came up with a plan to kill the guy in his boat, like remember exactly where he was positioned, yeah much longer but god we love watching Doug dealing with troubles right?
Sometimes I don't even understand how Doug can have so many creative ideas, but every single time he uploads a new video I'm surprised by his originality. I'm so glad that his channel isn't underrated, it would feel really bad to see these amazing videos not reaching as many people as they do.
I'm actually surprised Doug 'only' has as many subscribers as he does. I put only in quotes because it's still a ton of subs, don't get me wrong, but there are people with way more RUclips and twitch subs who don't have nearly this many creative/original ideas
I've been wondering how awesome it would be if someone took the Skyrim multiplayer mod and turned it into a manhunt game, one guy tries to complete complex missions while being hunted down. I know just dreams manhunts but in Skyrim I just think it'd be cool
@@Brute_Studios would still be funny to see DougDoug about to finish something and get launched off a cliff by a hunter who hid until the end of the quest
@@anthonybramante2921 oh and bugs would be strictly prohibited, no underground chest in that one town, no potions exploits, no horse flying just people competing to see who knows the game better
"It's actually really easy to assassinate someone even with thousands of witnesses" Given how much we still argue over Lee Harvey Oswald, yeah that checks out-
jfk was actually shot accidentally by one of the CIA agents following the car, after the first shot from the attempted assassination by oswald the agent drew his weapon and it accidentally discharged. they covered it up so they wouldn't look incompetent
“911 what’s your emergency?” “There is a ton of monkeys terrorizing the city” “What the heck?! Alright we’re sending some people over, just hang tight” “Wait now there is a maniac running over everyone he sees, he’s still going” “This sounds like a problem, the authorities are one their way!” “Nvm, everyone is chasing him down with shotguns, have a good day” “WHAT”
Doug, I showed a friend 1 video of yours. He loved it so much he outpaced me watching your backlog, and I have met multiple people now that watch you. You make amazing content, both in your mods and in content. Thank you for everything!
Next, all 4 mods together: Every second people spawn in front of you with shotguns which shoot monkeys with shotguns and you also shoot monkeys with shotguns, the monkeys shoot boats, and everyone is invisible. Or at least the 3 first mods together
6:11 Y'know, this is basically just a recreation of that one boat minigame from TLOZ: windwaker. ..Which is, basically just a recreation of battleship, so...huh.
@@_0451_ please don't make ww2 jokes in response to my comment. my family is holocaust survivors, please get rid of this. I don't think you did anything wrong, but I would appreciate it.
Doug, hopefully you're still doing well with stress and your sleep. I love your videos and am glad to see you uploading more often, but your health is a lot more important.
The people in the chat singing "Leave her Johnny leaver her" is are legends. Been listening to sea shanties and tavern songs a lot and suddenly I see it in other places as well. Glad to know I'm not the only one.
Imagine cleaning a window when suddenly a man in a muscle shirt pulls up and expressionlessly launches dozens of monkeys from his sternum
Not the most unusual thing I would ever see
I've seen much more questionable things irl. Come work at a casino
I'd laugh my ass off all the way to the pavement
That's a sentence no one has ever said before
Enemy Stand
Someone: suggests monkey grenades
Me: " Oh, a grenade that spawns monkeys"
Doug: " I have surgically implanted C4 into each monkey that I can remotely detonate"
I mean, he did say unethical weapons
We were thinking of monkey grenades
He was thinking of grenade monkeys
@@pre-alphaman2625 Ah yes, and grenade monkeys, unlike monkey grenades, ARE ethical. I see.
That’s a Medic-tier play right there
2 more likes till 1000
Whoever commented at 11:33 “Will this be on RUclips Kids” as DougDoug mows through “paid actors” has the best comedic timing
lmao i was just at that point in the video when i saw this
Why are there porn bots on Doug Doug’s video
@@agnez9711 Will this be on youtube kids
@@theratman6718 There's porn bots on every video because RUclips won't get off their ass and do something about it
@@MegidolErin RUclips: Removes the comment section
"an unstoppable tugboat meets an immovable lap dance"
Now that's a sentence
I laughed hard at that one😂
The most sentence ever
better than 'fill him with short range monkeys'
r/brandnewsentence
Out of all the sentences I've ever heard spoken, that one's almost certainly one of them
Doug: this seems unethical
Also Doug: has crashed dozens of airplanes in civilian populations and has literally drowned people in cheese
It’s like when the power rangers turn huge in that big robot and they always get knocked down and fall onto several buildings and then when they win they act like a hero
@@admiralAlfonso9001 people be like: congratulation you caused mass murder!
Nah that's just good ol fun
@@admiralAlfonso9001 but they stopped the monster!
Not even liquid cheese, just lots and lots of wheels of cheese
3:15 imagine running away from a hitman when he launches terminal velocity chimpanzees at you that hit you off your bike, and as a car runs you over you get up to see the killer firing more apes and trying to make them shoot at you with guns, only for the assassin to get attacked by his own monkeys and hit by another car killing himself instantly
I'll die from shock
reminds me of a silly fan story that had a reference to some Manga or Anime where someone fired rockets that fired more rockets...
Who TF are these bots, and why are they promoting that
@@OmnicronDelta they're everywhere on youtube lately, and as per usual youtube isn't doing anything about it
probably because it's an actual issue, they don't seem to like fixing those
The assassin got bodied by the car, then got sniped by a chimpanzee. A fate worse then death
"the remote explosive ballistic monkey strategy does seem to be working"
God I love this channel
I am so sorry about the amount of bots you have to deal with lol
@@mrskomps yep it's annoying. Really wish RUclips would actually do something
This was hurks dream to use monkeys as bombs
@@superrazor7617 did not expect a fc5 reference
@@AlexRodriguez0407 lets be real hurk was funny as anything, especially his idea of stealth
“Can you make a Monkey Grenade?”
*Doug confusingly* : I mean I guess?
Doug: Did you mean *Invincible Monkey suicide bombers?*
Doug really has the most invigorating streamer voice I've ever heard. He could be a mythbuster.
you havent even watched the video ye
he really is too dreamy help
He gets me excited he has power of voice
He has one of those TV ready voices, which is very good for a streamer
Yessss I always thought he sounded just like josh gates on the discovery channel lmao
I gotta be honest, this is like the first video in a long time that wasnt derailed halfway through by something twitch chat did
Twitch chat is evolving slowly...
When Doug said “I need to tug him harder than he’s being tugged by this stripper” I was eating soup and genuinely inhaled a noodle 😂
Lol
Just like she’s inhaling his noodle.
wow another girl that watches doug, thought i was alone
Ah sheesh, are you okay despite that?
@@happy-senpai2928 for real he said in one of his videos that his viewers are like 98% male or something crazy and I was like 😳
The part with the Oppressor was actually extremely painful during the stream. He never figured out how to extend the wings and thought the bike only had a boost.
To be fair to Doug though... 90% of the things he does in streams is unethical so it makes sense in a way he wouldn't know every game mechanic or trait of vehicles.
Then, I have to ask you...
You know Redwood Cigarettes?
Honestly, I've never used the bike, or played GTA for that matter, but that sounds physically painful
Doug has some of the best titles on youtube. They always perfectly explain the situation
True
Yeah
@cyika BEGONE BOT
Can you guys help me report the bots?
They are easy to “DECIPHER” hehehe
Brb going to go ask my parents about that Mister Rogers' Neighborhood episode where he claims that "Killing a guy with a gun is not that impressive. The ultimate assassin can kill his target with nothing but tug boats"
He streams more often than he posts. If you want more content you can head over to twitch. Even if you miss the streams you can watch the vods
@Alial Thgilb I'm pretty sure Mr. Rogers doesn't stream.
After all, he did win The Ultimate Showdown of ultimate destiny
Can we just stop and take a moment to appreciate everything
DougDoug
does.
EveryEvery
ThingThing
DougDoug
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@@leahl5007 lol
Just for context, the Level 2: everyone is invisible took MUCH longer than any of the other ones for those who don’t know, legit like almost half of the twitch stream was just that level
I remember when he came up with a plan to kill the guy in his boat, like remember exactly where he was positioned, yeah much longer but god we love watching Doug dealing with troubles right?
Well he does solve problems no one has
Sometimes I don't even understand how Doug can have so many creative ideas, but every single time he uploads a new video I'm surprised by his originality.
I'm so glad that his channel isn't underrated, it would feel really bad to see these amazing videos not reaching as many people as they do.
Super
Damn. Sorry that the bots got to this comment.
@@MammalianCreature Even the robots agree with me
I'm actually surprised Doug 'only' has as many subscribers as he does. I put only in quotes because it's still a ton of subs, don't get me wrong, but there are people with way more RUclips and twitch subs who don't have nearly this many creative/original ideas
He is like a old school gta youtuber
15:56
“Despite all my training and practice, I’ll never get the satisfaction of watching him di-“
*Two Down*
“Oh.”
That was glorious, especially the understated reaction
The comedic timing of the splat. Stellar editing.
Yes, I watched the video too.
@@immortalsun good for you. So did we, that's why we timestamp and quote our favorite parts.
It's part of being in an online community.
started chaotic with the monke, ended chaotic with the tugboats, chaotic in between, basically the best of dougdoug in all his chaos
lmao
@@DyslexicMitochondria ur username made me click on ur profile. Ur channeI is a hidden gem bro
4:40 "Jesus this feels unethical"
He said with no problem of murdering people, just a problem with murdering people with explosive balistic monkeys
Shoutout to Jornker for posting the lyrics to "Leave Her Johnny, Leave Her" in chat.
12:40
I've been wondering how awesome it would be if someone took the Skyrim multiplayer mod and turned it into a manhunt game, one guy tries to complete complex missions while being hunted down.
I know just dreams manhunts but in Skyrim I just think it'd be cool
Once someone gets all three words to Unrelenting Force, it either becomes super easy or grueling
@@anthonybramante2921 that would take a lot of time though and if anything hunters or hunted would just adapt to it
@@Brute_Studios would still be funny to see DougDoug about to finish something and get launched off a cliff by a hunter who hid until the end of the quest
@@anthonybramante2921 valid strategy
@@anthonybramante2921 oh and bugs would be strictly prohibited, no underground chest in that one town, no potions exploits, no horse flying just people competing to see who knows the game better
"It's actually really easy to assassinate someone even with thousands of witnesses"
Given how much we still argue over Lee Harvey Oswald, yeah that checks out-
jfk was actually shot accidentally by one of the CIA agents following the car, after the first shot from the attempted assassination by oswald the agent drew his weapon and it accidentally discharged. they covered it up so they wouldn't look incompetent
@@corberus3119 thank you for prving my point about how people argue over the jfk assassination.
@@corberus3119 solid theory
12:34 finally, a realistic depiction of America in GTA
Doug: "Wait, could I?"
*Boat explodes*
It was time for Doug to leave for he had seen everything
Gotta say this vid came at the right time, was having an axiety attack and this helped me calm down enough so now I can go to sleep
Same but it's just evening here
3:44
This feels like the Cave Johnson solution to the problem.
Cabe Johnson did this and nobody can tell me otherwise
The way he just casually said “ I have inserted remote bombs into my monkeys” has me dying
Killer queen
1:17 “in water, chimps will drown.”
“Mr. Rogers, “killing a guy with a gun is not tot that impressive.” “ - Doug
Doug has to be my favorite content creator I wish he uploaded more but can’t complain cause the content quality is always on point
his dougdougdougdoug channel uploads stream vods
"To be fair, filling up the assassination target with short-range monkeys then legging it is my preferred MO as well."
- PETA, probably
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“There is a ton of monkeys terrorizing the city”
“What the heck?! Alright we’re sending some people over, just hang tight”
“Wait now there is a maniac running over everyone he sees, he’s still going”
“This sounds like a problem, the authorities are one their way!”
“Nvm, everyone is chasing him down with shotguns, have a good day”
“WHAT”
"911, what's your emergency?"
"TUGBOATS!"
This is the kind of chill content for when you can't sleep.
Level 4 is just the average day in detroit
5:31
Franklin: *spams live monkey grenades*
Lamar: "Now THAT was some real shit"
4:22 is the best DougDoug moment I've ever seen
Doug, I showed a friend 1 video of yours. He loved it so much he outpaced me watching your backlog, and I have met multiple people now that watch you. You make amazing content, both in your mods and in content. Thank you for everything!
I never thought I would hear the sentence "snipe him with the mid range chimpanzees" in my life. 2:41
Sometimes I’m legitimately impressed that doug’s gpu doesn’t melt
The Intercontinental Ballistic Monkey will go down in history as one of mankind’s greatest inventions.
God bless the U.S.A.
6:00 this guy is basically playing Battleship on GTA
Monkey assassins are like the dumbest smartest weapons you could ever use for GTA ever.
Doug out here being the greatest innovator on RUclips.
A Pedestian spawn every 0.1 seconds invisible with shotguns
And then shoot out Chimpanzees with RPG’s
I appreciate the DK64 sound effects for the monkey shooting so much, you've no idea!
Diddy Kong's pistol is goated
a bunch of the background music during the monkey explanations is DK64 too
The problem with being invincible is you can only live in agony.
Next, all 4 mods together: Every second people spawn in front of you with shotguns which shoot monkeys with shotguns and you also shoot monkeys with shotguns, the monkeys shoot boats, and everyone is invisible. Or at least the 3 first mods together
14:56 ah yes, the drive-by tugging, a classic move.
Doug: Don’t worry the chimps are invincible!
Also doug: 10:27
I feel like Doug and dark viper would make an amazing team
Two years later and the poor lady still dies for doing a dance
2:18
man too high to die
Cop 1: Attention all units, we have an active drive-by tugboat shooter.
Cop 2: Could you repeat tha-
Cop 1: *you fucking heard me*
10:16 Reminds me of that one scene in Invincible lmao
10:27 "I'll make them- " *INVINCIBLE* . . . _Blood Splash_
6:11
Y'know, this is basically just a recreation of that one boat minigame from TLOZ: windwaker.
..Which is, basically just a recreation of battleship, so...huh.
I was expecting everyone with a stun gun, and they just be tazing 1,000,000 volts at Doug.
The ballistic monkeys had me laughing for legitimately 10 minutes straight. This is why DougDoug will always be the best thing on Twitch
please do "I modded unethical weapons into real life" next
It's okay those already exist
Germans beat him to that video
@@_0451_ please don't make ww2 jokes in response to my comment. my family is holocaust survivors, please get rid of this. I don't think you did anything wrong, but I would appreciate it.
@@_0451_ Brennus White is right. Just burn your comment.
@@brennuswhite1845 Cry about it.
That “oh” at the end just gives me life.
Doug, hopefully you're still doing well with stress and your sleep. I love your videos and am glad to see you uploading more often, but your health is a lot more important.
DougDoug is literally the funniest streamer.
never ask
a man: his salary
A woman: her age
Doug Doug: what mod menu he uses
So basically "everyone has a shotgun" mod is "John Wick excommunicado" challenge. Pretty cool to be honest.
Doug you made my day instantly better. Thank you
@grace how dare you curse this divine comment section with your disgusting human natures
@@nurponurpo5886 report their profile pictures so they get a strike
@@IamaPERSON good idea let’s smite em
If the monkeys are invincible, Why can i see them Doug?
Because you forgot the difference between the letter s and the letters n and c.
This is exactly how grand theft skyrim was meant to be played
The soundtrack to this video is my whole childhood and I loved it alongside launching apes from thin air
Damn this new bloons tower defense game looks incredable.
Dayum, Doug leaving his red car to die in the open feels a lot like Arthur having to leave his dying horse after it's been shot at the end of RDR2
See now I pictured the grenade exploding & 50 monkeys popping out 🤷♂️
Now combine them all. Invisible, constantly spawning pedestrians with shotguns try to kill you while you have M O N K E and boats.
2:07 when the chimps land, the women screaming (unrelated) sounds like the monkies screeching apon impact
"Problems that no one has,"
I have these problems ALL THE TIME! This channel has helped me overcome these problems, thank you, DougDoug.
Videos always make me laugh and make my day, love you Doug!
The drifting on the water had me like "Deja Vu! I've tugged with this boat before!"
0:15 I know how I used to stuggle with the third one, because I thought he was in the building
Same lol
Doug is my favorite btd6 streamer.
9:46
That's what she said
What this video doesn’t show is it took like 2 hours to find the invisible motorcyclist and to play battleship well enough to have enough time.
As anyone should do. Great content as always
I’d do the same
I found Dougdoug not too long ago and I'm so happy I did, this is such a beautiful mess
i miss the music tracks being listed in the description. theres a few in here that i wish i knew what they were (14:50 in particular)
Yeah they were useful
some of these are gold, some are dreams of people
0:32
All I thought about was Gorilla Warfare instead if Guerrilla Warfare. That or a new meaning to Monkey Business
The chimpanzees sound like a upgrade, who doesn’t like chimpanzees?
That first one... I knew NFTs were bad for the environment, but not like this!
murdering people with gun wielding monkeys that explode sounds like a pokemon master's dream.
"this feels unethical" 4:40 lolllllll
Amazing part of the video lol
I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in a long, long time. Thanks for making these!
15:37 omg I'm dead
the donkey kong 64 music and fx really add a nice touch
5:21 THERE ARE COUGARS IN MISSIONS?
THERE ARENT COUGARS IN MISSIONS
11:04 this is music to my ears, I would even call it happy. It makes me sad you want to make them invincible.
1:42 me and my ghost gf
No lie, this was actually very impressive. I think Doug didn't think it but invisible is probably the hardest IMO
Hey, can anyone tell me the name of the song which starts at around 13:04? It sounds so familiar but I just can’t remember from where.
Should I let you in on a secret? Ok here it is: 36 Fit Boss Battle - Ring Fit Adventure
The people in the chat singing "Leave her Johnny leaver her" is are legends.
Been listening to sea shanties and tavern songs a lot and suddenly I see it in other places as well. Glad to know I'm not the only one.
Come on, Doug, everything you do on this channel is unethical.
12:33 the moment you got that 9:13, it was 9:13 where I am