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- Published on Apr 18, 2026
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Reapers losing while a European viewer reads the Union Treaty is truly one of the most moments of all time
With Rule Britannia in the background too.
@thescooshinator only wayt it could've been better is if it had been Ode to Joy instead
I’m ya lo
B mm nnbz
@thescooshinator the levels of irony bro. this hurts my soul
@thescooshinator Well that just makes sense. We may not be European any more, but we'll fight on their side in this war - after all, the only people who get to kick France's arse is us.
I find it funny that the US started losing the instant they turned away from Musketmen.
Literally the final battle was the one where musketeers would’ve helped the most. I’m pretty sure one musketeer shot would’ve instantly killed the cannons, but nooo, the last guy just had to use reapers.
@TheYeetedMeat also when europe used reapers muskets would have won because reapers are low hp
@TheYeetedMeatAre you saying OUR SWEET AMERICAN GENERALS ARE IN THE WRONG?? These were battles which clearly labled as “totally accurate” and these men risked their valiant lives for us.
(btw im Australian)
@thatsguy1111 Australia? You mean hotter, bigger New Zealand right?
@TheYeetedMeatAlso, pirate queen is like the best close combat fighter in tabs, so unless he brought out the ice giant, _(why did NO ONE use secret units anyways?)_ melee is pretty much out of the picture.
“Why didn’t the guns work” is the most American thing to say
Canada
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“ Can i get a cuppa tea?0 is the most british thing to say
@slippanda6801why did you have to dirty this comment with a mention of the brits
@ric270the only thing more dirty then the comment are the Brits teeth
“It’s not a war crime the first time”
-Canada literally the entirety of WWII
TFE fan spotted?
Given the first draft of the Geneva Convention is just things Canada did in WWI.
I'd say you have an extra I
@6th_ArmyHUH
Why did you say Canadians only, man? I would have said Russia tbh
WWII? Don't you mean WWI?
"We didn't commit any war crimes, those children were Croatian"
- DougDoug 2023
Average Serb
He has that Balkan mindset
As a Serbian I can confirm that he is indeed spitting facts
dougdoug je srbija
Da mi smi volimo Doug
The US losing and only getting more patriotic is the most American thing I've ever seen as a European
We love our country. 'Merica
We just hate the shit politicians in the government that run it.
As a murican I agree
We had the freedom to lose you’re just jealous
That can't be the most American thing, because we Americans never lose! 🫡🫡🫡🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
This is quite literally the reaction of the British in World War 2
For anyone who disputes these results, just remember that “totally accurate” is in the name
EUROPE! EUROPE!
MERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 RAHHHHHHHHHH
Oh shit, I checked, and this comment is totally accurate!
Rigged
@valerius88 Oh shit, i checked and this reply is totally accurate!
The swede immediately talking shit about Denmark with no prompting is so unbelievably Scandinavian lol
werent they norwegian?
They say the same to norway
first, you hit us with a whole pajama Sam documentary, and then literally the next day we get another video? Absolutely amazing.
its almost as if he has a team of editors that work really hard or something
Rest in peace 24...
I know1!1!1!!11
@krns1695 He got more editors for the editor dungeon
THANK YOU DUGH
Funniest part for me about that stream, was opening it up at the end, and being chosen to substitute Doug. I absolutely had no idea wtf was going on.
Thank you chatter for the 3 dollars
Was that fly ever taken care of??
Lmao how’s that pact with Canada going?
You did well though lol
Dude you were hilarious. Favorite part of the video honestly.
Was hilarious 😂
America's reaction to every threat is more guns and bombs. Truly an accurate portrayal
As an American, I can confirm that we respond with war crimes and unnecessary violence whenever faced with a problem. God bless America!🔫🇺🇸
Lol
@joesef-s2s perfectly necessary violence either they threaten our freedom or arent important kinda like europe
Sounds like a liberal cissy to me 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
RAAHHH 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲
24:00 this aged really well...
@deepconnectionme I don’t get it
@bachanga8308 i also don’t get it as i’m not into politics
@deepconnectionme thats what happens when twitch chat has permission to make a pact
The fact Robyn (EU) literally didn't know how to play TABS but somehow managed to secure a win for Europe is a power move 🔥🔥🔥
Weakest European player:
@TCStink3and strongest win
Yet he gave the most competent army layout out of anyone
@wet0wlTbh Valkyries and Minotaurs seem very broken
It was probably because the Dragons on the USA side were hopping for no reason.
Reading out the EU treaty whilst kicking American ass in the final round is an immense power move
"Hey America can I copy your homework?"
"Yeah sure just change it up a bit"
The EU treaty:
To a non EU member national anthem as well
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle same for Americans founding civilization I wonder if they saw some homework before lol
@Cod__Fish that would work if Americans copied European feudalism, but unfortunately they didn't.
@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle To be fair, the United States' national anthem has the tune of an English song
As an Aussie, I feel like a child of divorcing parents.
Feeling like we shouldn't be there but still are, standing, silently in the corner
We've been a part of Europe since Eurovision - well done fellow Europeans ✊️
We will take care of you. And the most import thing, its not your fault.
We both still love you, we just now absolutely hate each other.
Imagine how us Canadians feel.
0:11 “i reverse your reverse”🗿🗿🗿
I refuse your refusal ahh moment
Didn't expect Doug to start Daily Uploading but there is nothing wrong with more Doug.
he said he had like 8 videos ready for release
@Cyr_vLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is a pretty old stream, actually
Probably just stacked up some videos, because Pajama Sam is far younger than this one
I think this was originally going to be a DougDougDoug video but the sponsor wanted it to be on his main channel. This video had less editing and no overarching story, like a DougDougDoug video, just fun Doug.
*dougloading
Fun Fact: In the original stream, Doug had said that as a reward for whoever wins the challenge, the residents of their country will be moved to the Attic from the Basement, but everyone forgot about that.
Edited for clarification: Since the Europeans won, they get to go to the Attic.
"Forgot"
Did doug just casually call the EU a country?
@Augenmann2yes
Obviously you move the whole continent to the attic
Then they fight there
"Europeans will win so hard Americans demand a recount!" That was comedy gold, it had me rolling!
It killed me, mostly because of the terrible healthcare here
@placeholderdoe Yeah, Lol!
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light"
~ Plato
@philosophy_bot4171shut up plato davinci would beat you with his AMERICAN tank
@placeholderdoethe healthcare aint bad, its just way to expensive
0:52 love how you put the Ricola Ad
Nothing beats watching Dougdoug put the ranged units on the frontline, unmatched strategic brilliance
Really the Hannibal of Americans
the americans didnt notice at all so its their fault really
I put my king further away from the front than he put the guys with guns
Can’t expect anything more intelligent from a product of the American education system
As a greek person, i am very proud of my boys Zeus and the Minotaur, being MVPs
Ναι ρε φίλε!
@philipposlyparakis3904 Σκίζουμε!
Έτσι
Ναι!
It's actually Nicola Tesla's dog.
22:08 I love the irony of the nation anthem of the United Kingdom being played while the treaty of the Union of European States is being read out.
As a proud member of the United Kingdom, I agree!
That's not the national anthem, it's oh britania. The national anthem is god save the queen (or king now i suppose).
@iainkilcar7463 You mean Rule Britannia
@iainkilcar7463 weird that y'all change the song depending on the ruler. makes sense, but seems odd. ig it doesn't come up often enough to matter too much?
out of curiosity, were most people actually, like, sad over the Queen's death? or was it like over here, where we were like "woah, she can die?? cool. anyway SANS WON THE SEXYMAN TOURNAMENT"
@existenceispain_geekthesiren it was a shock. Most were saddened by it. And it’s the occasional change of one word, the anthem still sounds the exact same, we’ve had a lot more kings then queens anyway and that looks set to continue. Basically for a while we may need to remind ourselves of which word it is if it’s changed during our lifetimes and when a good monarch dies it is sad.
22:57 No, that's Florida
Jesus, you know you can take a break after a 2 and a half hour masterpiece?
editors?
Talking more to the team than just Doug, prob should have said you guys
This video felt more like a DougDougDoug video then a DougDoug.
I heard Doug has decided to merge the two channels… again
@silvervader9782
really?
After that ending I just want to see a stream where chat takes turns as the “host” and they have to explain what Doug is doing on screen. 😅
No
Yes
Nes
Oes
Yo
The Norwegian very accurately represented all Norwegians
As epected from people of the 3rd most popular scand country.
@raketensven3127 4th. Fins are cooler. PERKELE is too iconic
@stanisawzokiewski3308Finland is not scandinavian tho
@raketensven3127 shots fired
@stanisawzokiewski3308and Simo Hayha is more well-known than the entirety of Norwegian war history
There is a single moment where you can see in doug both the mock distress of having the anthem interrupted and the sheer joy of knowing it was interrupted in the most comically valuable way
As a Canadian, I have never felt more patriotic to be European
@TheSithStick yes we won
@Supsilon it never said North American, but it did say USA, meaning I'm counting us as European in this event
If Google Is to be believed, Canada was originally colonized by French people, so you could side with the European side
Canada is in America. I have unfortunate news about which team you'd be on
@tadesubaru1383 that would count a country like Brazil, and might I remind you us Canadians burned the White House, as well?
I cannot say how proud this made me as a European, seeing all these historically accurate battles played out brought a tear to my eye.
And yet, who is the one with oil?
@JumsoonleviathangamingNorway?
@lama99654 not after we make up a reason to go to war with them and steal it, nerd.
@Jumsoonleviathangaming Yikes
@@ACatwithayoutubechannel and none of those are part of the EU?
For the audio listeners, Douglas invaded Europe in real life
As a blind audio listener, I enjoyed reading this comment
@tacotuttleH O W
@NamesNotAstellapresumably European magic.
@NamesNotAstellabrail displays
1:02 CECIL I NEED YOU CECIL!
WHERE IS OMNI MAN???
Are you sure?
Son…I- I made a steak
I was thinking the same thing
@frostboy1987 A STEAK!??
10:28 can we just talk about how hard the image of a single farmer fighting zeus and 3 ballistae is?
We need artwork of this epic moment in history
It was so epic I was convinced he could do it for a second
@Plugshirtsadly for him he couldn't do it.
@motorbike_cat I will always put my money on him though.
If it was a hardworking farmer vs the gods and devils. I put my money to his pitchfork 10 times outta 10
@motorbike_cat he was giving off complete mumen rider vibes. It’s always more epic watching look at the impossible odds stacked against them and not giving it a second thought as they charge into battle than a fight where someone is sure they can win
Every time DougDoug does one of these competitions it always goes stupid. I love it.
bro you haven't even watched it
@masonthegoober7yes I have.
@weskintime4177 how if at the time it had come out one minute ago
@masonthegoober7maybe he watched the stream or vod
@zzskyninjazz1821 oh there was a stream
18:53
Mum, I'm famous!
Being able to be a part of this was so much fun and I'm proud to have represented Europe in this incredibly important and easy to follow battle
God damn valerkies
@Notcreative6331 valerkies and Hobbies
@Robyn_iz_Hereall thanks to magic hat
!europe
So, when can us Canadians not have to deal with the state people?
Gotta love that the one dude suspected of being a European Spy very obviously throws the entire match immediately.
I almost died of European pride at my people’s victory, luckily the hospital trip was free now time to eat pastries, paella, chocolate, pasta, pizza and assorted teas and biscuits to celebrate
salvatoreortolano4956 I'm patient
salvatoreortolano4956 better than the 6 months and 250k $ in america just to be told that american hospitals dont have the means to treat you and also you are out of system
salvatoreortolano4956 you realize treatment quality being worse in the US is a documented statistic right? Its not about personal opinion though if you do want mine, last time i went to a hospital in arizona i waited longer than i ever had to in the ER in Europe and the hospitals in the US i experienced are really old fashioned. Yes they did manage to treat me, but it all felt really inefficient compared to my experiences in cities like Munich, Berlin and Copenhagen.
damn, guess everybodys got long waits
salvatoreortolano4956my grandma from Colombia cannot move to the US with the rest of our family because if she’s injured we won’t be able to afford it
I loved the animation for the American and European tabs characters in-between the matches. Give this money to the editors
Doug programmed that in
Doug didn't program that in, he programmed the animations for selected users' hat messages. The transition animation was edited in, it was not present during the stream.
The hobbits at the end grabbing each other's fun zones made me realize something. We've lost sight of what matters. War never changes, but love is healing. Love CAN bloom on the battlefield
o7
their WHAT
Love can pay for amercan health insurance
@ItsSnowingOutsidefun zones
@MailMainbutnot (if only boys could grab MY fun zone)
8:16
'Baldoug"
'Bald Doug'
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, DOUG IS BALD
As an Asian, I salute my European neighbors
It really felt like Europe was carrying the asian army over to some battles
as an asian i dont
@SadMattecolonization baby
as a european, wassup man
Let’s not forget the firework archers and dragons are brought from asia
For the last one, as soon as he said _"all reapers"_ I knew America was fucked. You do not go into a melee fight with the pirate queen, she can absolutely send those 3 reapers back to the underworld they crawled out of no contest, the rest of the army was basically decoration.
The funny thing is the three Cannons were the ones who defeated the Reapers. Really show that you need artillery range to kill a Reaper in TABs.
@magnusvonbraun9870 if one reaper dies, others die with it too, but so would anyone near said reapers, so range is very important
Reapers look like they’re terrific in killing large crowds of small enemies, but not that good against a few strong ones
Lizzy ftw o7
@foximacentauri7891 it depends on one main factor, if it can be impaled
I love being Canadian feeling like a bystander
Same
As someone from South America, I sat down with my Popcorn ready.
True, although I was honestly rooting for Europe.
It's the cold war all over again.
same bro
i love the idea that the Australians and Canadians are just watching with some popcorn and Britain's are seething that they are'n included
"Why didn't the guns work" perfectly embodies the American essence.
The 2 hour video came out yesterday and this is already out wow props to the editors
fr fr
This stream was like 2 months ago tho so they had time to edit sndstuff
The editors are so smfhagzha POG
ive always thought that dogdog's creativity combined with TABS's chaos would always make for banging content
-E.O. Wilson (1929-2021)
“If all humankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago. If insects were to vanish, the world would collapse into chaos.”
He has a ton of vods on his other channels
Who is this dogdog you speak of?
@Dude-vq3oeDougDoug's dog
10:05 the funniest part is you don’t question WHY you question how 😂
Damn, as a Swiss i am so proud that our national anthem got picked to represent Europe! So proud🫡
I am french but I can't help but agree that this anthem was the only tune worthy of representing our noble continent.
@Kiwi-fl8teIt's the only Nation that truly understands the French. Also, I'm sorry. I think they sell a cream for that now.
@mandowarrior123 How dare you make fun about the Fresh, ah I mean French. Only the Germans, British, half of Africa, Indochina, Spain, Netherlands and everybody else is allowed to do that.
o7
Switzerland is not part of Europe, it's actually on its own little continental plate. That's the reason they are not in the EU.
As someone who has watched many DougDoug TABS VODs, I will always die inside when he puts Deadeyes so close to the front
Doug screaming "God bless America" gives the most classic uncle vibe ever
You're like the third Heisenberg account I've seen, wtf is going on.
"THEY SHOT DEATH WITH A FUCKIN' CANNON!"
You're gddamn right we did, god rest the queen and her abundance of cannons.
What a proud day to be a European
And there there's Russia, an enemy to everyone expect Australia, apparently
Some day we'll find a cure for being European. Godspeed until then
Me to
Gahbless europe
Are Canadians allowed to join the European team? We do border Denmark.
“I’m going to try to not show my bias as an American”
*proceeds to salute to the national kazoo anthem
I preferred the non biased btw proceeds to read the declaration ending with shoot the fuck out of those Europeans lol
Yeah that was the joke
@yeetingat100subs9 yeah I think it's clear to everyone it's a joke it was funny
@Cod__Fish His comment simply just repeated the joke that was already told in the video. Pointless comment, we all already watched the video
21:20 Doug (or his editor) letting a pizza fly across the screen, a litteral Italian food, as well as showing a HAMBURGer, is very funny to me.
Also at 23:11 "Watching football" - shows eu football (or soccer on murica language) on the screen.
yeah they stole almost all of the food they proclaim as their own,and the rest is not popular across their whole country(i wonder why)
hambuger=germany
hotdog=germany
macaroni n cheese=britain
pizza= italy
gunpowder=china
A lot of American culture is taking and altering other culture’s things, so in these foods can be American in this context
Both the modern pizza and hamburger were first created in America and then reimported back into Europe.
@andrewr7642 Right I forgot about that part
Doug your killing me here with the inaccuracies 2:53
This is dudemanrb here, it was an honor to serve as an american general! My friend actually saw this and showed me it so I got to show him I was a part of it, it was an amazing time!
It's almost poetic how this ended with them conquering death itself.
One thing Europe is good at is poetry
@Mentelgen-1337 And conquering
@mrult28 well not really depending on which country conquers what
@mrult28 That too
I love how when Doug’s doing the ad read and introduces Parkzer, parkzer immediately teleports off screen and literally dies
17:35 it was the McDonalds
what are you talking about
As an Australian, this is the equivalent of that meme with Tom laughing at Jerry fighting that dog
"Use the second amendment harder" -Dougdoug
14:16 God’s teeth is the HARDEST username I’ve ever seen
watching this a Canadian feels like watching your parents getting a divorce
I’ve never been more proud as a European
Hey! What did you just say??? 💥🔫🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸
@joesef-s2swe said that we have more towers
@koolervo WE didn't YOU did
@koolervo I guess you are not apart of the cool Europeans gang
@joesef-s2she said he was proud we kicked your ass
Doug streams are something else, its so chaotic and the chat is actually involved and its great.
Gotta love how Doug places units with little to no regard for actual tactical positioning
Is there any tactics in tabs
@treedude4246 for one, not placing people right in front of guns
6:58 (sigh) Guess all my friends are dead.
13:20 "the reapers are soup"
17:37 that means "an icecream with a little popsicle"
4:39 "Leonardo da Vinci saves America" is the title of the new Bill and Ted movie
1:02 SEA SALT! I NEED YOU SEA SALT!
Are you sure?
WHERE IS OMNI MAN?? WHERE IS HE?
AAANNGSTROOOOM! YOU'RE DEAAAAAD!!!
Invincible reference in my dougdoug?
I... had a pretty interesting day!
21:25 this is the most american image ever
So nice to see Europe come out on top with that last one. They had been quite literally itching for a rematch with the bubonic plague.
22:31 shootin em with free healthcare
5:28 Doug Doug out of context
4:20 ouch i felt that one
You can't just release 2 bangers back to back. Also I am proud of all european generals in this video. You really showed america who's boss
How fitting that Mr. Diablo The Cheater himself got a Diablo IV sponsorship.
It hurts me that he put dynamite throwers in the back
"... to prove *USA* is better than *EU* "
That is one of the most American things I ever heard
I actually love the end bit, I think a costream with a chatter could be hilarious
23:12 Fantastic editing. Actual Football on the TV.
If violence doesn't solve the problem then you're not using enough violence
one of rhe rare few times i enjoyed a sponsor segment because of doug's personality being a good way for a sales pitch
Billy mays left a good impression on him
@Celeste_Badeline billy is truly a role model for dogdog
Gotta love that Doug loved the concept of hell even as a child.
Me after hearing Doug say that America award founded in 1726: how can you be so confident yet so wrong?
murica, fuck yeah
17:36 The European Hobbits had better healthcare
Doug: "No, it sounds heroic!"
Hobbits: **confused kuriboh noises**
Funny how the hobbits looked like fighting with pillow hands
Awesome stream, super fun.
12:19 every sci-fi show that takes place in modern day america be like
aged bad
I can't believe Doug, and basically everyone in chat, never realized that their name was actually "Sadistic Toaster" 😂 10:45
Sometimes I wonder what is going on in Doug's life to make him come up with an idea like this....
Probably gets ideas from friends and community
Doug's chat has quite a history of EU vs NA banter. Most notably there have been multiple streams where he first makes a mode (e.g. Skyrim or GTA) for a challenge, and then actually does the challenge, but the programming part had more viewers than the actual challenge because all the Europeans went to bed. Doug now claims that any unfun challenges come from European who are just there for the programming and will soon go to bed anyways.
A completely unrelated development was that Doug wanted to play around with better TTS, e.g. to play D&D with random chat members. Note that this video still uses the 'default' TTS voice but does allow 'drunk' and 'sigh'; this is a quite old recording since he now has e.g. a TTS that speaks with his voice (though chat cannot control that one).
It is most surprising since he is busy killing all my brothers! Babagabooooosshhhh
23:12, I am happy and surprised Doug showed an image of actual football and not American hand egg.
SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
7:09 I was eating ramen while I watched and this joke literally made ramen go up my nose. It still hurts.
"they just shot our death with a fucking cannon"
this video has some of best quotes lol
16:11 the hobbit wars begin
Bro just made racism in tabs 🥀