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  • @lukeratcliffe2973
    @lukeratcliffe2973 2 месяца назад +4691

    "well fuck me sideways with a crumpet" this is now part of my vocabulary

    • @ultimatecultchaos
      @ultimatecultchaos 2 месяца назад +66

      I just got to that part... I agree

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 2 месяца назад +48

      I just picture that line in Pip from South Park’s polite little voice.

    • @Awesomellama572
      @Awesomellama572 2 месяца назад +10

      Same

    • @CoolPretzel95
      @CoolPretzel95 2 месяца назад +58

      As a brit, I love the stereotype.
      As a "very polite tea loving hawk" myself disguised as bacon, you're repeating yourself, you're repeating yourself, you're me has stroke

    • @bingolovesdogs3497
      @bingolovesdogs3497 2 месяца назад +25

      4:42 if anyones looking

  • @jackmanley1473
    @jackmanley1473 2 месяца назад +8544

    "Why is he sh**tng on Scotland & Ireland?"
    *points at all of British history*

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 2 месяца назад +68

      ​@KathlynEppichwtf are you talking about

    • @mrcephalopod
      @mrcephalopod 2 месяца назад

      @@gecttakhla4249 it's a spam bot, just report

    • @lukeskywalker1215
      @lukeskywalker1215 2 месяца назад +246

      ​@@gecttakhla4249They are a spam bot. Best to just report them.

    • @TheLethargicWeirdo985
      @TheLethargicWeirdo985 2 месяца назад

      Half of our history is trying to conquer those countries and then trying to stop them from rebelling when we treat them like garbage

    • @christophermonteith2774
      @christophermonteith2774 2 месяца назад +5

      Yup

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge2031 2 месяца назад +2891

    "They've taken Rupert??? Oh, egregious fu**ery, who's going to feed my ducks now"
    *that is one of the most hilarious random lines I've ever heard the AI come out with*

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 2 месяца назад +141

      I really do love how in all of these videos the AI slowly goes from slightly weird, to suffering from several cases of heatstroke and schizophrenia.

    • @-inFinity05-
      @-inFinity05- 2 месяца назад +63

      Considering Rupert’s land was owned by the British then given to Canada, this is so incredibly poetic.

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 2 месяца назад

      @@Satellaview1889 i agree. adding it into the rules for the ai makes it so much better

    • @avokka
      @avokka 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@@Satellaview1889historically accurate 1700s Kings and presidents

    • @angrymicrowave
      @angrymicrowave Месяц назад +5

      30:09

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 2 месяца назад +617

    "Liberte, Egalite, and Absurdite." is a fucking fire burn.

  • @El3ven220
    @El3ven220 2 месяца назад +5226

    30:09 I love how it seemed king George was ok losing ALL the colonies but was fucking PISSED on losing Rupert

    • @buzzzysin
      @buzzzysin 2 месяца назад +697

      THEY'VE TAKEN RRRRRUPERT?

    • @LukeSmith1984
      @LukeSmith1984 2 месяца назад +499

      Who's gonna feed my ducks now?!

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 2 месяца назад +80

      But who's going to Drop if Rupert's not there to be crowned Prince to get it.

    • @Irondragon1945
      @Irondragon1945 2 месяца назад +63

      i wonder what Rupert Grint would think of this

    • @creeperking8702
      @creeperking8702 2 месяца назад +15

      Not all the beaver felt hats

  • @SpikeGamer06
    @SpikeGamer06 2 месяца назад +13971

    I love how when doug first introduced Novel AI, it was supposed to be this incredibly skilled storyteller and now Novel AI is just like "yeah they're disguised as bacon"

    • @duckonaroll1913
      @duckonaroll1913 2 месяца назад +627

      ​@@KathlynEppichfinal fart

    • @JeffJobs-qn7jy
      @JeffJobs-qn7jy 2 месяца назад +303

      @@duckonaroll1913Mario Kart

    • @bupbuppington4501
      @bupbuppington4501 2 месяца назад +218

      @@JeffJobs-qn7jy Garfield Kart

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 2 месяца назад +141

      It all depends on what you want it to do. I made an absolute bonkers funny story once.

    • @ssfbob456
      @ssfbob456 2 месяца назад +243

      There's settings to tweak that drastically change how the AI behaves. I have a feeling the randomness slider is jacked up to max.

  • @macmadness5932
    @macmadness5932 2 месяца назад +1634

    i love how at 30:48 bro is SCREAMING his war speech and will stop at NOTHING to defeat the colonists
    then its just
    "and for my next trick, i shall become invisible. magic is just a wednesday for me" in the calmest, most gentlemanly voice possible
    made me die of laughter

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 2 месяца назад +55

      Same, that thing is going to be popping into my head for rest of the week and set off laughing. I just know it.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 месяца назад +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Emmydoseart
      @Emmydoseart Месяц назад +5

      I LITTERALLY fell OFF MY BED when it said that

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez 2 месяца назад +805

    King George knew he had seconds to live, and still chose to spend his dying breaths being an eternal hater. God save the king o7

  • @alyx5491
    @alyx5491 2 месяца назад +2927

    "Being blow to bits is just another British past time like croque or neglecting the French" has to be on of the best AI qoutes so far.

    • @MrGeneralHeavy
      @MrGeneralHeavy 2 месяца назад +309

      At first I thought he said "being blown to bits is just another British past time like cocaine or neglecting the French."

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 2 месяца назад +32

      Opium Wars...

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 2 месяца назад +216

      Followed by
      "If you think about it, aren't we all fish in someone else's bathtub"
      So true, bestie. So true

    • @sigmamaverick9215
      @sigmamaverick9215 2 месяца назад +29

      @@MrGeneralHeavy he did say cocaine

    • @HarlemAnatidae
      @HarlemAnatidae 2 месяца назад +10

      Bro what I was scrolling through comments and when I saw this one the same line was playing in the background this is witchcraft

  • @Neefew
    @Neefew 2 месяца назад +2692

    George III was famously insane, which is why he was such a good match for Twitch Chat

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 2 месяца назад +83

      The real question is who's better? Spypoleon or King George. They're all good rivals for Twitch chat

    • @randomninja7632
      @randomninja7632 2 месяца назад +143

      @@CharaGonzalez-lt7ywtwitch chat always has a clean sweep against Napoleon. King George put up more of a fight

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw 2 месяца назад +27

      @@randomninja7632 nah I swear Doug screws him over every video. It kind of sucks to see

    • @somusai
      @somusai 2 месяца назад +12

      As a brit,
      The way twitch chat won enrages me dearly

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 2 месяца назад +10

      All i ever learned about King George III growing up was that he was mad, thanks to horrible histories

  • @large7517
    @large7517 2 месяца назад +682

    32:55 this fucking final death speach has so many amazing quotable lines. "Well now... ISN'T THIS JUST THE FUCKING CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAE?!"
    "SECONDS TO LIVE? Might as well make the COUNT."
    "Or NEGLECTING THE FRENCH."

    • @wacka1555
      @wacka1555 2 месяца назад +108

      "WHEN YOU DREAM OF REFINEMENT, IT WILL BE MY GHOST SIPPING TEA IN YOUR NIGHTMARES"

    • @yaboisulfur6212
      @yaboisulfur6212 2 месяца назад +70

      I like the idea that he was just screaming this at the top of his lungs as he's watching a nuke strapped to his former duck feeder come barreling towards him

    • @localsoul9760
      @localsoul9760 Месяц назад +3

      @@yaboisulfur6212 🤣 Hilarious

    • @envycollar
      @envycollar Месяц назад +2

      Ultrakill Act 3 looks amazing

    • @dragonlord9957
      @dragonlord9957 Месяц назад +11

      There is also “YES YOU WILL HAVE YOUR FREEDOM, BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS LACK THE BRITISH CHARM”
      and
      “The day you understand a crumpet’s true purpose (the British charm) is probably the SAME DAY HELL FREEZES OVER and PIGS BALLET OVER THE CLOUDS”

  • @ZenziStar
    @ZenziStar 2 месяца назад +506

    "They have taken Rupert!? Oh, egregious f*ckery! ...Who's going to feed my ducks now!?!"

    • @snap2cb777
      @snap2cb777 Месяц назад +8

      The vocal ai is so good

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 Месяц назад +5

      That's actually one of the funniest things I've ever heard

  • @NimicNOR
    @NimicNOR 2 месяца назад +2191

    "They're about as scary as biscuit without tea - they'll crumble" is absolute genius.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 2 месяца назад +72

      And true. Trying to eat one without something to drink is almost torture, and that is with fresh ones. Now imagine if they were dry as nevada desert...(normal state after few days of laying on table)

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat 2 месяца назад +5

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907british biscuits or American biscuits

    • @roningfroggy
      @roningfroggy 2 месяца назад +30

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 wtf type of biscuits are you eating that have no structural inegrity?

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 2 месяца назад +32

      @@roningfroggy Any dry ones. You bite them once and now entire table is in breadcrumbs.

    • @ManOfChickens
      @ManOfChickens 2 месяца назад +20

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 please eat structurally integral biscuits

  • @themememaster9582
    @themememaster9582 2 месяца назад +3136

    Hear me out. We need to see a battle between AI King George and AI Napoleon to determine who is the greatest strategist in history.

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 2 месяца назад

      No more shitty Ai vs Ai do X thing they are r tarded programs that don't think they compile and reorganize data. It's not all that much fun if they just shit themselves constantly. "I don't know what this means as I am an (Insert brand name of AI here) AI but here I go on to continue to say these things" BS.

    • @xminus5561
      @xminus5561 2 месяца назад +59

      Yes please

    • @charlesgendron42
      @charlesgendron42 2 месяца назад +23

      This

    • @Ksescel
      @Ksescel 2 месяца назад +16

      Yes

    • @bulbakingdoot3514
      @bulbakingdoot3514 2 месяца назад +13

      Exactly for me

  • @Nicholas86753
    @Nicholas86753 2 месяца назад +380

    I love how King George, out of nowhere, established Rupert owned all that land just to feed his ducks.

    • @tuesday9670
      @tuesday9670 2 месяца назад +25

      Well, yeah, what better place to send your ducks than the Hudson's Bay?

    • @pacman4882
      @pacman4882 4 дня назад

      Why he agreed to blow himself up with the British

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 2 месяца назад +183

    “ChatGPT is one of the most advanced AI ever created”
    ChatGPT: “Well fuck me sideways with a crumpet isn’t that a fine pickle”

  • @Midknightowl42
    @Midknightowl42 2 месяца назад +2503

    "A comic book? In 1776? These colonials are more delusional than a toad in a top hat!" Such a gold line

    • @darkace98
      @darkace98 2 месяца назад +146

      I love that it’s comic books he has a problem with, and not the battle mechs

    • @Stoneador
      @Stoneador 2 месяца назад +105

      @@darkace98it’s because he thinks they’re just “battle necks”

    • @phoenixomega806
      @phoenixomega806 2 месяца назад +4

      He sounded SO similar to Squidward when he said that

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 месяца назад

      E‎ ‎ ‎

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 2 месяца назад +5773

    "It's 1776," Doug cried, "you can't have battle mechs and nukes!"
    But alas, the Twitch brain-rot had already begun...

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 2 месяца назад +339

      5 minutes later: "Hulk smashes the london, and the ocean is evaporated with nukes, everyone is f-ed."

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 2 месяца назад +15

      Already forgot about Link Rot eh? what a sad sad little man or woman.

    • @guyincognito6953
      @guyincognito6953 2 месяца назад +67

      I mean, historically speaking, Doug is far more brain-rotten with his idea that the king could do whatever he wanted. The English Bill of Rights was around then and severely limited their power. Even one of the colonies' main grievances, being the taxes was due to the Parliament, specifically the House of Commons.
      I'm very fun at parties, by the way.

    • @tdc3477
      @tdc3477 2 месяца назад +32

      @@guyincognito6953 I bet you are, sounds like you know a lot of facts people don't, that can be fun

    • @lilybelden9405
      @lilybelden9405 2 месяца назад +34

      @@guyincognito6953 yes the fact the king could do what he wanted was far less accurate then the mechs and nukes in 1766. these are the correct priorities

  • @WHTVRWHTVR
    @WHTVRWHTVR 2 месяца назад +239

    24:35 the delivery of "but instead of GIFTS, you get DEATHam I okay?" sends me

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 2 месяца назад +165

    17:47 I like to think that benjamin franklin is like the emperor from the old Star Wars and hes shooting lightning from his fingertips.

  • @user-sm1bi5ix6l
    @user-sm1bi5ix6l 2 месяца назад +1528

    Chat has realised the novelAI meta: Say completely insane grand things and hope the AI remembers it in the next prompt, then snowball the game.

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup 2 месяца назад +240

      too bad the insanity of King George allowed him to rival that strategy, essentially doing the same

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 2 месяца назад +122

      @@hisupwassup only temporarily, like in reality once chat got france involved it was over for him

    • @unaminggaming
      @unaminggaming 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@hisupwassupThat's my king!

    • @DestroyedArkana
      @DestroyedArkana 2 месяца назад +40

      The AI just keeps doing food based attacks which isn't really as impactful as nukes

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile 2 месяца назад +18

      I think you're giving brain rotten chat WAYYYYYYYYYYYY too much credit here lmfao.
      Like an irresponsible amount of credit, possibly treasonous amounts of it.

  • @Jones209
    @Jones209 2 месяца назад +3809

    Doug: You can't nuke Delaware, it's the 1700s
    Also Doug: Sure let's eat all of Delaware why not

    • @ebenezer-scrooge
      @ebenezer-scrooge 2 месяца назад +414

      they still had mouths in the 1700s smh

    • @catmacopter8545
      @catmacopter8545 2 месяца назад +231

      yeah but eating hadn't been invented until 1893​@@ebenezer-scrooge

    • @timothyisstupid
      @timothyisstupid 2 месяца назад +38

      ​@catmacopter8545 So did they just, drink all the food?

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 2 месяца назад +81

      @@catmacopter8545 but shoving stuff into your mouth was invented in 1664, during the plague

    • @scramblz5053
      @scramblz5053 2 месяца назад +2

      o7

  • @jaydendriver8734
    @jaydendriver8734 2 месяца назад +79

    "When you dream of refinement, it will be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares"
    What a line

  • @IceShadedEcho
    @IceShadedEcho 2 месяца назад +117

    "A colonials greatest fear is anything resembling culture" - AI King George III had some sick burns, hot dang!

  • @henryfalconetti8902
    @henryfalconetti8902 2 месяца назад +3056

    30:09 I love how Rupert is this mysterious and possibly sinister figure throughout the whole video, only to be revealed as the Royal Duck Feeder. Fly high king

    • @snakevenom8136
      @snakevenom8136 2 месяца назад +284

      I love that the royal duck feeder gets more land than the whole of England

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 2 месяца назад +90

      That fucking killed me. Like a crumpet.

    • @muzz4610
      @muzz4610 2 месяца назад +12

      i love how you spoiled this for no reason and added no further comedy

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug 2 месяца назад +119

      ​@@muzz4610 why were you looking in the comments, a palce which would definitely have spoilers for the video, expecting to not get spoiled?

    • @henryfalconetti8902
      @henryfalconetti8902 2 месяца назад +79

      ​​@@muzz4610I'm sorry for spoiling the Rupert arc on this DougDoug video

  • @FlarpTart
    @FlarpTart 2 месяца назад +1210

    “Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. An invisible room. With invisible hedgehogs. And hedgehogs make me dance.” - King George III

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 2 месяца назад +126

      They had a great taste in music at least. You know, the thing invisible hedgehogs are most known for.

    • @secretnya
      @secretnya 2 месяца назад +43

      "Dance? I was a dancer once...

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 2 месяца назад +3

      Meanwhile in Japan Art be like..... Octopus + Woman.

    • @titouanboulanger6877
      @titouanboulanger6877 2 месяца назад +15

      @@secretnya "they locked me into an hedgehog. A crazy hedgehog

    • @aggressivertyp9663
      @aggressivertyp9663 2 месяца назад +12

      @@titouanboulanger6877 crazy? I was crazy once.

  • @isitlauren
    @isitlauren 2 месяца назад +64

    "Well now, _isn't this just the_ *FUCKING* _CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAY,_ SECONDS TO *LIVE???"*
    - King George the third, seconds before he died (probably)

  • @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164
    @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164 2 месяца назад +67

    I like how Doug asks "why is he racist against scots and irish" as if that isn't historically accurate

  • @peruru84
    @peruru84 2 месяца назад +1074

    "Return to their liberte, egalite, absurdite"
    is such a fire line lmao

  • @spectre6892
    @spectre6892 2 месяца назад +1611

    Doug: Sir!! Sir!! Terrible news
    King George: Did I lose my Colonies?!
    Doug: No! Far worse! They've....got Rupert!
    King George: H O W D A R E T H E Y

    • @realmaggymage
      @realmaggymage 2 месяца назад +83

      I just love to imagine the "H O W D A R E T H E Y" from King George as him suddenly speaking like a fucking demon or some shit, eyes turning pure black, ready to sell his soul to gain vengeance

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 месяца назад +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @End_Mii
      @End_Mii 2 месяца назад +45

      "WHAT EGREGIOUS FUCKERY!!!"

    • @FlareBlitzBanana
      @FlareBlitzBanana 2 месяца назад +42

      @@End_Mii "WHO'S GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW?!?!?!"

    • @jamozmynamoz6516
      @jamozmynamoz6516 2 месяца назад +3

      @@realmaggymage Not far off based on historical knowledge

  • @flampagan1994
    @flampagan1994 2 месяца назад +71

    Love how the king is all tea and crumpets when a colony is taken, but as soon as its Rupert' ''What egregious fuckery!''

    • @milkyteadrops
      @milkyteadrops Месяц назад +3

      "WHO'S GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW"

  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames 2 месяца назад +79

    "They've taken Rupert!?! Oh, egregious fuckery!"
    - King George III

    • @Mayhemseeker
      @Mayhemseeker Месяц назад +6

      “WHO’S GONNA FEED MY DUCKS NOW?!?!”

  • @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367
    @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367 2 месяца назад +497

    Im not a tea drinker, but if someone presented me with tea called "Holy shit that's strong tea", you bet your ass Id drink it

  • @blissfulzane7154
    @blissfulzane7154 2 месяца назад +853

    21:19 "Oh I do love to dance but only with invisble headgehogs...they got great taste in music."
    You heard it here folks, George III danced with Sonic.

    • @realmaggymage
      @realmaggymage 2 месяца назад +73

      Well, it makes sense that he wants to dance only with invisible hedgehogs, seeing as he himself can apparently turn invisible as well.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 месяца назад +3

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @captainnomekop5056
      @captainnomekop5056 2 месяца назад +21

      And as we all know Sonic has incredible taste in music.

    • @kalandillon8320
      @kalandillon8320 2 месяца назад +21

      He’s not wrong, sonic does have tons of great music.

    • @monke3969
      @monke3969 2 месяца назад +15

      I now realised the invisible hedgehogs foreshadowed how he decided to go invisible at the end

  • @philipsalama8083
    @philipsalama8083 2 месяца назад +27

    I love how chat didn't just beat the British, they took away the ocean so now there's nothing to stop Napoleon from marching his army to London in a few years. That's just overkill.

  • @cr0-okedglasses814
    @cr0-okedglasses814 2 месяца назад +48

    DougDoug: “You can’t use nukes, they weren’t invented yet.”
    *Not 5 minutes later*
    “So we made the Statue of Liberty into a mech.”

  • @pissgaming420
    @pissgaming420 2 месяца назад +1368

    I can't believe the British were AI all along. I'm shitting and crying rn.

    • @lermajerms
      @lermajerms 2 месяца назад +88

      im just shitting

    • @nuclear4569
      @nuclear4569 2 месяца назад +35

      Makes sense, that's why they pronounce everything weird.

    • @piemanpeek2357
      @piemanpeek2357 2 месяца назад +38

      Actually pissing and shitting and kicking my feet and crying

    • @NITE_CALEB
      @NITE_CALEB 2 месяца назад +11

      @@nuclear4569 makes sense

    • @ranting2daMAX
      @ranting2daMAX 2 месяца назад +13

      thanks piss gaming 420 very helpful insight (also nice pfp)

  • @BurntWaffles27
    @BurntWaffles27 2 месяца назад +488

    the pure fear and anger in king georges voice when doug announced that chat got rupert at 30:07

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 2 месяца назад +26

      Doug: “That’s… what Rupert…?”

  • @Zebo12345678
    @Zebo12345678 2 месяца назад +37

    You can imagine King George standing atop his ship shouting that final speech over the bay as Rupert Grint literally runs atop the water, bomb strapped to his chest. George, knowing there is no hope, projects his voice as loud as he can across the colonies, letting the Americans know that even in death, this isn't over, and the Brits will continue to conquer them in their nightmares.
    What a poetic end to a narcissistic ruler.
    He's still no Napoleon though. The Napoleon AI is unmatched in this genre.

  • @tomleggosaurus1
    @tomleggosaurus1 2 месяца назад +38

    Shoutout to 'Doug's AI characters going fucking insane'. Gotta be one of my favourite video genres.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 2 месяца назад +6

      Canonically accurate too!
      Probably because he was Trauma-ridden by his first son’s death and old age bringing all sorts of mental health issues, plus some other things,
      Idk, History class isn’t exactly taught well around here.
      The George III being f’cking cuckoo was real though

  • @aaronhelmsman
    @aaronhelmsman 2 месяца назад +476

    In Marvel canon, Bruce BANNER is the Hulk. His love interest is Betty Ross, a woman with a name VERY similar to Betsy Ross, real life creator of the star-spangled banner. A revolutionary Hulk mech is literally a giant weapon as a monument to the flag of the country and incredibly American

    • @kostasouliotis1559
      @kostasouliotis1559 2 месяца назад +15

      star-spangled banner was written by a poet named Francis Scott Key in 1814 (so war of 1812). Betsy Ross (a seamstress by trade) made some of the first flags flown by the United States and allegedly helped finish the design

    • @peanutbutter6720
      @peanutbutter6720 2 месяца назад +38

      @@kostasouliotis1559the song is named after the flag being a “star-spangled banner”. So they’re technically not wrong

    • @DessertArbiter
      @DessertArbiter 2 месяца назад +2

      historians now agree that Betsy Ross probably never existed

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 месяца назад +1

      @@kostasouliotis1559 She literally made THE star spangled banner the song is about

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 месяца назад +1

      @@DessertArbiter She didn't after Hulk was done with her

  • @nefylia4037
    @nefylia4037 2 месяца назад +825

    "As an aspiring writer, I'm nervous about the idea of AI taking over my passions and potential career in creating stories-"
    "Oh i do love to dance but only with invisible hedgehogs!"
    "...nevermind I think I'm good

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 2 месяца назад +169

      "Tell me a Greek Philosopher starting with M."
      "A Greek Philosopher starting with M is Maristotle."

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup 2 месяца назад +81

      ​@@TheDanishGuyReviewsmaristotle had a little mamb

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 2 месяца назад +27

      dunno, invisible hedgehogs are basically better than tolkien

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 месяца назад +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @voidanims
      @voidanims 2 месяца назад +5

      I dunno, iff i was you I'd be terrified

  • @shinylugia7052
    @shinylugia7052 2 месяца назад +26

    British: We have an army
    Americans: We have a hulk.

  • @Cnadiandip
    @Cnadiandip 2 месяца назад +56

    Idea: King George should return as a cyborg for some reason and challenge Napoleon Bonaparte to a battle for all of Europe to get revenge on France for assisting in Britains defeat of the revolutionary war

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 2 месяца назад +241

    "Being blown to bits is just another British pastime, like cocaine or neglecting the French." -George the Third, apparently

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 месяца назад +22

      Moments before death

    • @CianNorman-Wright
      @CianNorman-Wright 2 месяца назад +48

      Croquet not cocaine but either way great line

    • @zixvirzjghamn737
      @zixvirzjghamn737 Месяц назад +1

      You're right, it wasn't popular until the 1800's, around the time of Sherlock Holmes@@CianNorman-Wright

  • @Blub_525
    @Blub_525 2 месяца назад +323

    As a Virginian I will admit that we have a statue of the George v George boxing match. We even have a wooden box we smack people with from time to time.

    • @nathannunes2894
      @nathannunes2894 2 месяца назад +33

      Are you in George Washington or Thomas Jefferson?

    • @jasonzhou8274
      @jasonzhou8274 2 месяца назад +16

      @@nathannunes2894 According to Google it's right on the border of the two.

  • @L0calQu33r_Cryptid
    @L0calQu33r_Cryptid 2 месяца назад +32

    watching doug, chat, and ai interact is like watching a bunch of toddlers play with action figures and army men, especially at 28:52

  • @tymunster
    @tymunster 2 месяца назад +4

    Dougdoug is the only person who I will see a title and thumbnail, think to myself "this has to be some of the worst content ever. There's no way I watch this." And then I watch it and love it

  • @TheVeeBeaT
    @TheVeeBeaT 2 месяца назад +353

    25:05 George had some astoundingly good one-liners, and I think this is the best one

    • @gunnarschlichting9886
      @gunnarschlichting9886 2 месяца назад +39

      Agreed, that line goes hard.

    • @BlueLiminality
      @BlueLiminality 2 месяца назад +36

      You could feel the smug sarcasm.

    • @IshowSongNames
      @IshowSongNames 2 месяца назад +39

      They'd return to their Liberte 🦅 egality 😇 absurdity 🤬 so sit back and pour us some of the finest tea 🍵 and watch this grand spectacle of colonial and french catastrophe 🥶 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @theantagonist801
      @theantagonist801 2 месяца назад +5

      @@IshowSongNames Spitting Bars fr

  • @ShinraTogami
    @ShinraTogami 2 месяца назад +437

    Love that King George saw that Twitch chat was extraordinarily hungry and strategized around that

  • @captaincole4511
    @captaincole4511 2 месяца назад +17

    30:09 I laughed so hard at the way he says "WHOS GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW??"

  • @BandageVanguard
    @BandageVanguard 2 месяца назад +20

    16:31 Lmao, George is shushing him for interrupting

  • @Shadowxx98
    @Shadowxx98 2 месяца назад +697

    "One of our British VIP's has suggested to immediately surrender to the British"
    Was Spiff in the chat?

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE 2 месяца назад +36

      Which Spiff? Space one or ing one?

    • @deimondrawsproductions
      @deimondrawsproductions 2 месяца назад +67

      the fact I thought u meant Astralspiff and was confused on when he became british-😅

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE 2 месяца назад +50

      @@deimondrawsproductions I mean, he's Canadian, and that's _probably_ close enough _maybe._

    • @derpfluidvariant0916
      @derpfluidvariant0916 2 месяца назад +18

      ​@@CR1MSONACEI hate how I instantly understand what you were asking.

    • @deimondrawsproductions
      @deimondrawsproductions 2 месяца назад +9

      @@CR1MSONACE XD Id have thought itd go under french atleast

  • @KingMatthewXV
    @KingMatthewXV 2 месяца назад +596

    4:58 As a Marylander they can take our freedom but they shall never insult OUR CRABS.

    • @ActuallyAthena
      @ActuallyAthena 2 месяца назад +18

      Our crabs suck, i actually do prefer a nice bri'sh lobster

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah but Point Look Out though...

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve 2 месяца назад +2

      Erm… 😅 Crabs pride! 🤢

    • @mitzo4526
      @mitzo4526 2 месяца назад +11

      OLD BAY FOREVER

    • @doomdoge
      @doomdoge 2 месяца назад +8

      @@ActuallyAthena Found the Red Coat

  • @glorb09
    @glorb09 2 месяца назад +2

    "they disguised themselves as bacon"
    we shoulda remembered that for WWII

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 месяца назад +9

    Holy shit, saying "being blown up is just another British past time like cocaine or neglecting the French" is the most gigachad thing ever said

  • @Katari_
    @Katari_ 2 месяца назад +268

    King George the third is unironically the funniest character in all of DougDoug history 😂
    Every single line is pure gold.
    My favourite quote is definitely: "And if you dream of refinement it will be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares! 🤣

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 2 месяца назад +54

      What really set me off was him shouting with righteous anger how he will crush the colonies... and then becoming most calm person ever. "And for my next trick, I will turn invisible. Magic is just a wednesday for me"

    • @mariostealyouliver393
      @mariostealyouliver393 2 месяца назад +9

      What are number one and two

  • @dragonfluf
    @dragonfluf 2 месяца назад +409

    I really love Doug's character trait of being absurdly patriotic but also knowing next to nothing about history

  • @animalhalo5984
    @animalhalo5984 2 месяца назад +3

    Twitch chat is basically a Looney Tunes villain that keeps getting foiled by their own plans

  • @themadtitan8379
    @themadtitan8379 2 месяца назад +33

    3:10 “why’s he shitting on Ireland and Scotland?” Because he’s British, Doug

  • @Synchos90
    @Synchos90 2 месяца назад +157

    They fought like a soft breeze over a summer hill.
    They fought like a peaking microphone.
    They fought like a squirting bottle of ketchup.

    • @robertchaney2704
      @robertchaney2704 2 месяца назад +43

      They fought like a raccoon in a dumpster
      They fought like two drunks in a parking lot
      They fought like a mother for custody of her child

    • @WackyrDrago
      @WackyrDrago 2 месяца назад +7

      They fought like drunken fathers.
      They fought like furious widows.
      They fought like the hulk.

    • @zixvirzjghamn737
      @zixvirzjghamn737 Месяц назад

      They fought like a pack of savage honey badgers.
      They fought like an unexploded nuclear warhead.
      They fought like a voraciously hungry bear eating a horse.

  • @Gabriel_TR
    @Gabriel_TR 2 месяца назад +178

    30:06 i love the sheer indignation to the fact they got Rupert

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 2 месяца назад +28

      "oh egregious fuckery!" is going to be integrated into my daily life no matter the cost.

    • @Gabriel_TR
      @Gabriel_TR 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@comyuse9103 Baffle them with your superior British culture

  • @FishDrinkLightGreen
    @FishDrinkLightGreen 2 месяца назад +10

    "Another British pastime like croquet or neglecting the French"
    Wow it really is historically accurate!

  • @Ratscallion_exe
    @Ratscallion_exe 2 месяца назад +3

    10:53 Lupus Regine(?) in latin, ruffly translates to "Wolf Queen" which combined with "Royal Furry Fangs" would imply more than one werewolf...
    George is not screwing around, he let the his British furry queen hellhound unit (convention) out to get YOU, and oh boy, he is going to make Geneva look like a casual tea party.

  • @mlpfanboy1701
    @mlpfanboy1701 2 месяца назад +301

    Welcome to drunk history, the teachers blood alcohol level in this class makes him legally dead 10 beers ago.

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 2 месяца назад +10

      I'm pretty sure the teacher runs on pure alcohol by now.

    • @rubber_man647
      @rubber_man647 2 месяца назад +9

      @@Ryann9alcohol and olive oil

    • @guy_kisser
      @guy_kisser 2 месяца назад +8

      Reminds me of demoman

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 месяца назад +4

      Okay that just gave me an idea, Drunk DougDoug vs an AI

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 2 месяца назад

      @guy_kisser Now I want to see Twitch chat face off against AI William Wallace portrayed by the Demoman.

  • @cennerdobber8196
    @cennerdobber8196 2 месяца назад +181

    “I love an invasion of my capital city. It’s like Christmas but instead of presents you get death”😅😅 what

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 2 месяца назад +25

      Man, King George III really has no heart. I would know because I won it in a game of cards.

    • @fakenamington8570
      @fakenamington8570 2 месяца назад

      I think I've seen that episode of doctor who

  • @izeh567
    @izeh567 2 месяца назад +11

    Hey doug, i know you probably won't see this, but i just wanted to thank you.
    I've been dealing with depression for a while now, and your content has brought me comfort and an army of laughs in these hard times. Thank you DougDoug!

  • @togytogathan1302
    @togytogathan1302 2 месяца назад +15

    "They'll be shitting bricks wrapped in union jacks before they even know what hit them." AI really will rule the world

  • @maniacbluejay
    @maniacbluejay 2 месяца назад +174

    I love it when the AI eventually turns into an insanity-riddled, sass master

    • @droidixbacon
      @droidixbacon 2 месяца назад +11

      it was actually arguably more sane than the actual George most of the time

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 2 месяца назад +7

      Most of the time, he _was_ sane. The madness was more of a Napoleonic era thing.

  • @SirPanikalot778
    @SirPanikalot778 2 месяца назад +144

    I like how King George cycles through upwards of 6 british accents at any given time.

  • @kaydenbrashier
    @kaydenbrashier 2 месяца назад +10

    I love how at 21:24 George almost sounds as if he was embarrassed at what he said

  • @randomnessatitsfinest6089
    @randomnessatitsfinest6089 2 месяца назад +137

    30:07 is absolutely rib shatteringly funny

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 2 месяца назад +11

      I have been laughing at it for 20 minutes now. Moment I think I am getting it under control and suddenly "and for my next trick..." pops into my head and here I go again, laughing.

    • @Eric-jh5mp
      @Eric-jh5mp 2 месяца назад +8

      Ya I've been scrolling the comments for like 30 min after watching it to revisit the time stamps. I've revisited this like 20 times and it's still getting me.

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 2 месяца назад +291

    The real life king George was famously dubbed insane due to mental health issues, so the AI is actually too coherent here when compared to the real person. To be historically accurate AI George should be making random 400 word long paragraphs every time he speaks, with every sentence ending with the word peacock (because yes, that’s something that the real king George did during his illness)

    • @thefrubblewarrior4678
      @thefrubblewarrior4678 2 месяца назад +2

      What?

    • @eiiiotj
      @eiiiotj 2 месяца назад +34

      @@thefrubblewarrior4678 what don’t you understand, peacock?

    • @sarahbunny0618
      @sarahbunny0618 Месяц назад

      @@eiiiotjLMFAO I read that in my head like an animal crossing catchphrase

  • @settratheimperishable7800
    @settratheimperishable7800 2 месяца назад +6

    “When you think about it, aren’t we just fish in someone else’s bathtub? Splendid!”
    - Last words of King George III

  • @ceering99
    @ceering99 2 месяца назад +7

    Just mentioning Rupert's name overloaded the AI so much that he wasted half of his speech on him before turning invisible in shame and getting nuked multiple times.
    Truly an American hero, rest in peace Rupert o7

  • @sirdancelot4098
    @sirdancelot4098 2 месяца назад +135

    I don’t blame them for being confused by Rupert’s Land.
    I’m Canadian and we’ve been taught about it since second grade and I still didn’t understand what it was until like 10th Grade lol.
    (It’s the territory defined by tributaries that flow into the Hudson’s Bay for anyone who still doesn’t know. It was valuable because of the plentiful amount of beaver pelts that could be produced there. Also the Hudson’s Bay Company operated there lol)

    • @ActuallyAthena
      @ActuallyAthena 2 месяца назад +3

      Okay but who is ruber

    • @lucasshostrand9462
      @lucasshostrand9462 2 месяца назад +17

      @@ActuallyAthenaHe was their first governor and died in 1682. He was also called Rupert of the Rhine.

    • @derekstryder2281
      @derekstryder2281 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ActuallyAthena Rupert was a cousin of King George who allowed the formation of the Hudson Bay's Company.

  • @Krakachan
    @Krakachan 2 месяца назад +1195

    2:09 - King George: “Ah, Delaware! Filled with more empty space than a Scottish man’s understanding of dental hygiene!”
    Me, a Scot minus two wisdom teeth: *Angry Scottish Noises*

    • @ciboria1
      @ciboria1 2 месяца назад +33

      Don't you mean HIFF?

    • @7evene1ev3n8
      @7evene1ev3n8 2 месяца назад +96

      Dear lord, he’s so angry google translate cannot translate him beyond “angry Scottish noise”

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 2 месяца назад +11

      Angry Thhhhhh noises

    • @Krakachan
      @Krakachan 2 месяца назад +34

      It’s a mixture of a thick accent and heavy amounts of alcohol and anaesthetic. It’s utterly unintelligible to even other Scots!

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 2 месяца назад +12

      I thought scottish people were always angry, they're like british germans or something, no?

  • @waffle7356
    @waffle7356 Месяц назад +7

    As a proud delaware resident, please send us adrift into the sea

  • @OfficialAlfiethegamer
    @OfficialAlfiethegamer 2 месяца назад +239

    "Well fuck me sideways with a crumpet" Has got to be one of the most dumbest quotes from an AI text to speech, that I have ever heard in my life

    • @Guitarton
      @Guitarton 2 месяца назад +13

      *greatest quote

    • @Krakachan
      @Krakachan 2 месяца назад +1

      The greatest quote of all time!

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Krakachantolkien is shitting his pants in his grave rn

    • @frozenbonkchoy4986
      @frozenbonkchoy4986 2 месяца назад +1

      Timestamp?

  • @romanallgeier4661
    @romanallgeier4661 2 месяца назад +460

    23:27 skipping to a random part out of context is terrifying

  • @BetaBoyisme
    @BetaBoyisme 2 месяца назад +6

    The Rupert duck feeding improv from the funny robot was probably the best thing I've heard in awhile

  • @daiyadoggo
    @daiyadoggo 2 месяца назад +141

    I love how this one, unlike the others which were just simple conquests with (mostly, except the Napoleon one) fictional factions from certain starting points, the whole starting point here is just entirely inaccurate so it's already messed up lol

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 2 месяца назад +16

      What are you talking about? This is completely accurate to the revolutionary war

  • @KLGB76
    @KLGB76 2 месяца назад +68

    I’m French and my history teachers never told me the statue of liberty was a mech.

    • @flirkyn1661
      @flirkyn1661 2 месяца назад +9

      I'm french too and I'm conflicted about a lot of things there

  • @dazcar2203
    @dazcar2203 2 месяца назад +4

    i never expected twitch chat to meet their match in an insane ai simulacrum of king george iii

  • @jadejacobs2221
    @jadejacobs2221 2 месяца назад +2

    "When you dream of refinement, it'll be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares."
    It's nonsensical as heck but surprisingly, weirdly poetic.

  • @GodOhMyGosh
    @GodOhMyGosh 2 месяца назад +96

    Doug, u are literally my favourite RUclipsr, you have brought me through good times and bad, all with a smile on my face. You deserve a lot more than this but it's all I can give right now. Thank you for being a great and original creator Doug.

  • @spiffy6451
    @spiffy6451 2 месяца назад +116

    "why is he shitting on scotland and ireland?" said no brit ever

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 2 месяца назад

      Does someone who doesn’t identify as British count?

  • @Kaiasky
    @Kaiasky 2 месяца назад +6

    "Liberté, égalité, insanité" might be the funniest thing an AI has generated in any dougdoug stream

  • @magnusvonbraun9870
    @magnusvonbraun9870 2 месяца назад +2

    I like how the nukes removed all the ocean, which means Britain’s greatest military strength is turned into nothing.

  • @NuminorTheFool
    @NuminorTheFool 2 месяца назад +51

    Jim Ross: WAIT WHO'S THAT? OH MY GOWD ITS THE FRENCH! AND THEY'VE BROUGHT A STEEL CHAIR!

    • @livebackwards
      @livebackwards 2 месяца назад +6

      BAH GAWD IS THAT LA MARSEILLAISE I HEAR???

  • @alextang3860
    @alextang3860 2 месяца назад +40

    30:12 "WHOS GONNA FEED MY DUCKS NOW" 😂

  • @Warb0t
    @Warb0t 2 месяца назад +2

    Why can i imagine Ben Franklin attacking the British with force lighting while being dressed up as palatine shouting “UNLIMITED POWER”

  • @emeraldnickel
    @emeraldnickel 2 месяца назад +7

    George's closing speech was absolute gold.

  • @Thatmemeguylols
    @Thatmemeguylols 2 месяца назад +108

    Doug: You can't bring a robot to the ball, it's the 1800s
    Also Doug: Let's teach the robot to waltz, it could use the exercise.

  • @august101wheatley8
    @august101wheatley8 2 месяца назад +67

    29:14 No doubts or questions, just absolute destruction

  • @CopperBoom42
    @CopperBoom42 2 месяца назад +2

    "why's he roasting the Irish and the Scottish" my guy that has been the role of the English for most of a millennium, England has historically (and is still, currently) been hella antagonistic to both x)

  • @Meca-Mat
    @Meca-Mat 2 месяца назад +4

    I can't believe ChatGPT randomly said one of King George's most famous line: "Magic is just another Wednesday for me."

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 2 месяца назад +39

    Man, I love the classic historical moment when the Revolutionary War started with the vore of Delaware

  • @br4054
    @br4054 2 месяца назад +43

    King George is the best ai Doug has ever created. I rucking cried laughing multiple times in this vid 😂😂😂

  • @lucasshostrand9462
    @lucasshostrand9462 2 месяца назад +5

    If anyone is wondering who Rupert actually is he was the first governor of the Hudson bay company and died in 1682. He was also called Rupert of the Rhine.