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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  Год назад +22608

    this is a new series we're calling "A.I. Invasion", I absolutely love it, new episode next week invading the USA

    • @beansterW
      @beansterW Год назад +444

      next up :invading mars edit: I am off to predict what will happen in 2374

    • @d.cmorgan7276
      @d.cmorgan7276 Год назад +793

      Honestly one of if not the funniest video I've seen in years, well done man

    • @GonBeGreat
      @GonBeGreat Год назад +28

      Cool

    • @GonBeGreat
      @GonBeGreat Год назад +90

      We deserve to be invaded, DougDoug for president.

    • @FrozenCascade
      @FrozenCascade Год назад +50

      This is a great series!

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng Год назад +8378

    the fact that dougtopia managed to invent battle bears and then lose them in a singular turn to their own allies, no less, while chatistan was just given a giant fire-breathing god emperor completely unprompted...........are we sure twitch chat isn't secretly controlling this ai

    • @zedmercury2605
      @zedmercury2605 Год назад +697

      RIGGED?

    • @namelessworm1879
      @namelessworm1879 Год назад +395

      @@zedmercury2605 No, it was just planned from the start

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger Год назад +342

      @@namelessworm1879 *The game was rigged from the start*

    • @thexp905
      @thexp905 Год назад +358

      I think it's fair to say, that this is a game where chaos rules, and that is what chat always excels at.

    • @riverquest3239
      @riverquest3239 Год назад +481

      We didnt even start on the fact that the god emperor was given to twitch chat during *DOUGS TURN*

  • @abyschaaf6985
    @abyschaaf6985 Год назад +6237

    The fact that chat flawlessly executed a rescue of their God Emperor from hell, while Doug randomly was unable to ally with the Netherlands because the king was gay has me dying

    • @mrbloxer5364
      @mrbloxer5364 Год назад +513

      The chat literally dominated the game lol

    • @danieldavid3766
      @danieldavid3766 Год назад +243

      This is a great quote to use out of context

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 Год назад +18

      *LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

    • @absurddive
      @absurddive Год назад +210

      Dougtopian Empire: WE HAVE A LIST OF EVERY SINGLE EUROPEAN LEADER AND THEIR WEAKNESS! WE BEG YOU JOIN US AND TAKE THE ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR OURSELVES! Interested?
      Netherland's leader: he he he. *I'M GAY~*

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +85

      @@absurddive chatopia: yo god emporor
      God emporor: yo *joins chatopia*

  • @leaf_up
    @leaf_up Год назад +3024

    That means that hell can now compete in Eurovision

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 Год назад +309

      Having seen eurovision many times, I'm not convinced that they weren't competing already.

    • @R-BGamingUK
      @R-BGamingUK Год назад +111

      I mean, if australia can in real life, then I guess hell can too

    • @Exayevie
      @Exayevie Год назад +30

      Insert "always has been" meme here 🤣

    • @frankfranksen7467
      @frankfranksen7467 Год назад +68

      France is already in though?

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 Год назад +49

      what do you mean? the british have always been part of eurovision????? 🤨🤨🤨

  • @janajanuar
    @janajanuar Год назад +646

    I love how strong Luxembourg was in this. In reality a single person with a pitchfork could probably take over Luxembourg if they really wanted to

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Год назад +137

      Fun fact: In WW2 Luxembourg resisted the Nazi invasion for longer than Denmark.

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 11 месяцев назад +114

      That's where you're wrong. The god emperor of Luxembourg has two pitchforks.

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit 9 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@plasmakitten4261team Luxembourg forever

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@spidey1100Mein-Got!

    • @bobalicous7743
      @bobalicous7743 4 дня назад

      Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!

  • @Super_Pizzaman5
    @Super_Pizzaman5 Год назад +8308

    I think its hilarious it was easier to release a god emperor from hell then convince the pope to come out of the forest

    • @guacamole8683
      @guacamole8683 Год назад +581

      Out of all the hilarious stuff here, this is the one thing that made me laugh the hardest. That is such a good observation, Jesus Christ..

    • @abd_h5121
      @abd_h5121 Год назад +53

      LMFAO

    • @modulusshift
      @modulusshift Год назад +276

      I think we finally have the answer to "does the Pope shit in the woods"

    • @guacamole8683
      @guacamole8683 Год назад +160

      @@modulusshift He.. no wait, *she* sure does

    • @paralixis4500
      @paralixis4500 Год назад +153

      How the fuck did this became warhammer for a moment, with chat having a god emperor, and a all woman army (adepta sororitas, or sisters of battle)

  • @Latska
    @Latska Год назад +7120

    Twitch chat starting in Vatican City and ending with marrying Satan is such a classic Twitch chat move.

    • @lootjunior
      @lootjunior Год назад +395

      True didn't even notice that one. It truly was as if the AI became sentient to perfectly represent twitch chat

    • @joeisdude
      @joeisdude Год назад +212

      This is why twitch chat is the main character

    • @SnuggsMcDuff
      @SnuggsMcDuff Год назад

      The diplomatic equivalent of setting yourself on fire in the bathroom

    • @telph3223
      @telph3223 Год назад +122

      There is still a resistance movement of the pope and her army of rouge girlboss warriors. I saw this battle is far from over even if dougtopia is out of the fight.

    • @mal0gen
      @mal0gen Год назад +2

      @our hero ok

  • @worstspytf2824
    @worstspytf2824 Год назад +1532

    Chat: "Seduce Luxenberg"
    Doug: "No, it has to make some logical sense"
    *3 videos later*
    Chat: Tries to seduce the zoo's welcome sign

    • @dragonic4239
      @dragonic4239 Год назад +30

      I see no problem with this

    • @johnoh.5906
      @johnoh.5906 Год назад +13

      Must’ve meant logistical sense

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr 11 месяцев назад +20

      the only issue was that he'd just invaded luxembourg, otherwise it'd be fine

    • @landlighterfirestar5550
      @landlighterfirestar5550 10 месяцев назад +3

      As long as it's consistent, who cares what the rules are!

  • @wesbrown18
    @wesbrown18 11 месяцев назад +536

    NovelAI dev here: There's a much better model than Clio, Kayra. Thanks for using us!

  • @whitemountain_
    @whitemountain_ Год назад +15379

    I love the fact that every single one of Chatistan's popes cannot physically help it but to run into the fucking woods at the smallest hint of danger

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Год назад +1150

      And that piano sound effect killed me.

    • @agayelephant
      @agayelephant Год назад +657

      I mean, does the Pope shit in the woods?

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu Год назад +665

      @@agayelephant where the holiness does his business, is his business

    • @TemplarWarden
      @TemplarWarden Год назад +362

      Considering where the Empire of Chatistan ends up, not a bad idea.

    • @egghound_flopper
      @egghound_flopper Год назад +218

      popes are like deer

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr Год назад +1982

    Doug has max charisma but keeps rolling a natural 1, and twitch chat has zero stats but keeps getting 20s

    • @thelqualomee1040
      @thelqualomee1040 Год назад +150

      this is insanely accurate

    • @IconicDuckling489
      @IconicDuckling489 Год назад +73

      Very true. You know how artificers are encoutaged to flavour their spells to be machines... well doug has charm person: BEER

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 Год назад +13

      Truly the most accurate representation of dnd

    • @physix6180
      @physix6180 Год назад +1

      Nah bro chat has max wisdom

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr Год назад +5

      @@physix6180 but no intelligence

  • @varethedemon
    @varethedemon Год назад +320

    The single piano note every time we see the picture of the escaping Pope is killing me every time.

    • @aidenst.laurent8879
      @aidenst.laurent8879 11 месяцев назад +18

      the hollow knight ost is crazy

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle 5 месяцев назад +10

      i love how it gets slightly shorter each time

  • @Swuiddy0086
    @Swuiddy0086 Год назад +262

    I love how half the time the AI decides to ignore what's its given and makes its own story based on what it already knew

  • @jaredduncan8495
    @jaredduncan8495 Год назад +7283

    I love that chat started with the Pope, a prominent religious figure, and ended with a political marriage to Satan. An absolute 180 on it all, really.

    • @thrawncaedusl717
      @thrawncaedusl717 Год назад +4

      Don’t forget, the girlboss pope is still in the woods somewhere leading a resistance (I really wanted DougDoug to try to partner with her), so Europe may yet escape the clutches of Chatistan.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Год назад +765

      The question is, did the Pope always run away because (s)he knew their people were a bunch of Satanists? Or did the people turn to Satan for guidance because the Pope wasn't doing their job?

    • @LORdREDSTOneNR1
      @LORdREDSTOneNR1 Год назад +330

      Actually I don't think they were married. I didn't watch the stream, but what the text in the video shows is that Satan REFUSES the marriage, but agrees to an ALLIANCE to rule all of Europe.
      We'll have to wait and see where that leads.

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 Год назад +162

      @@LORdREDSTOneNR1 yeah Satan is a good Christian boy.
      Wait…

    • @pylotlight
      @pylotlight Год назад

      Actually it's not that far from reality.. pope is not good.

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 Год назад +5435

    i love how the ai on doug's side was torn between him being a friendly beer dad and some super schemer who sets up dastardly traps everwhere

  • @lucinda_null
    @lucinda_null Год назад +649

    Every time it shows the Pope AI generated image I laugh again

  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 Год назад +304

    The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg being one of the most contested territories in this entire conflict, and the place where chatistan revealed they had dark sorcery.

  • @stefanorarinsson5360
    @stefanorarinsson5360 Год назад +5746

    Twitch chat: "let's research and invent gunpowder"
    AI: "YOU INVENT CANONS, STRAPP THEM ONTO HORSES AND BLOW UP FRANCE!!"

    • @amethyphoenix
      @amethyphoenix Год назад

      @Joshua Roehl yes, a comment bot is finally here. Piss off, will you

    • @peakay5769
      @peakay5769 Год назад +47

      @Joshua Roehl what is it?

    • @Junipart
      @Junipart Год назад +268

      @@peakay5769 a bot, ignore and report it

    • @rshardex
      @rshardex Год назад +363

      Twitch chat: can we get guns?
      Ai: Well, horse canons it is

    • @4Nulla
      @4Nulla Год назад +232

      The AI clearly knows what twitch chat wants.

  • @thraexgladiator
    @thraexgladiator Год назад +812

    I love how, unprompted in every battle, the AI decides to have the Girlboss army slaughter all the civilians

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Год назад +84

      Ehhh what's a little civilian slaughter? Friends let friends massacre civilians, after all.

    • @Jr837_
      @Jr837_ Год назад +38

      Maybe the AI thought it was an army of girl "bosses"?

    • @gaychampagnesocialist7213
      @gaychampagnesocialist7213 Год назад +5

      Based.

    • @simonsoupshark8009
      @simonsoupshark8009 Год назад +3

      @@pluto3194 every time i see this reference it makes me happy.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Год назад +1

      @@simonsoupshark8009
      I love being able to make it whenever I can

  • @TheCommandiestBro
    @TheCommandiestBro Год назад +410

    Congrats to the guy at 17:47 who said let’s make a pope cloning machine

  • @Mister_BIack
    @Mister_BIack Год назад +925

    Me: "Oh hey, DougDoug started in my home country Germany. I wonder how he will start his adventure."
    DougDoug: *starts attacking surrounding countries*
    Me: "Yep, that seems familiar."

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Год назад +90

      And of course his first target was Switzerland.

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Год назад +40

      @@mlpfanboy1701 soooo historically accurate amirite

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 Год назад +5

      I mean, he needs the beer. So…

    • @alextinsley574
      @alextinsley574 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@plasmakitten4261 it was many years before.... wait hang on wouldn't it be the Germanic tribe?

    • @theantagonist801
      @theantagonist801 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@alextinsley574 It would be the Holy Roman Empire, assuming the time period was A.D. 1000

  • @thekilleravocado3836
    @thekilleravocado3836 Год назад +1903

    the chat, after losing the pope many times, decided to abandon the light and embrace the dark

  • @thatguynamedgeorge9218
    @thatguynamedgeorge9218 Год назад +1946

    The Queen and the Dougtopian Emperor constantly forgetting that they already met via dementia was the icing on the cake.

    • @funnynameforme4091
      @funnynameforme4091 Год назад +108

      its funnier cause the Queen has been dead for like 5 days now when the video came out

    • @JustSomePleb
      @JustSomePleb Год назад +8

      @@funnynameforme4091 what the hell

    • @amentco8445
      @amentco8445 Год назад +4

      @@JustSomePleb HILRSOUS!!!!!

    • @funnynameforme4091
      @funnynameforme4091 Год назад +11

      @@JustSomePleb The Queen of England is dead how have you not heard?

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 Год назад +25

      @@funnynameforme4091 no, I'm sure they heard, just, how does that make it 'funnier' at all?

  • @themarked2820
    @themarked2820 Год назад +359

    Ok, It's not even been a minute and from what I see this is a simple game of "Alcoholism VS Christianity"

  • @Dubyahh
    @Dubyahh Год назад +212

    Lmao poor Doug the AI was screwing him at literally every turn while giving random god powers to chat every chance it got hahaha

  • @S.1.L
    @S.1.L Год назад +1661

    Finest example of German diplomacy:
    "Please drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please"

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 Год назад +31

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @Charlys787
      @Charlys787 Год назад +34

      Ist wirklich so, komm uns mal besuchen. :)

    • @prismaticc_abyss
      @prismaticc_abyss Год назад +72

      as a german I can confirm but also come drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please

    • @arti2901deer
      @arti2901deer Год назад

      And then expands to east ...

    • @riccardocalosso5688
      @riccardocalosso5688 Год назад +3

      And then you discover that it's ok, but the Belgian is better.

  • @Juanthemovie
    @Juanthemovie Год назад +1592

    Everytime Chat loses a pope into the woods I like to think all the popes formed together to make a pope village in the forest

  • @limitbreak2966
    @limitbreak2966 9 месяцев назад +30

    33:43 the way this whole horse encounter went makes it seem like the horses are like super weapons almost like giant mechs but a horse instead, and that the Doug’s empower is trying to regain his horse, which chatistani empower is standing on, except it’s not and the horse not being guarded is his. And somehow having no weapons or armor makes someone invincible somehow in this lore LMAO. And then it just got into a time loop and kept repeating

  • @lucarobert6164
    @lucarobert6164 Год назад +1348

    Twitch Chat:
    -Literaly kills the Pope
    -Has Gunicorns
    -Brings their God Emperor back from Hell
    -Makes a pact with Satan
    Doug Doug:
    -Beer

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother Год назад +108

      And a girlboss army

    • @ChaoZzBladex
      @ChaoZzBladex Год назад +127

      dont forget doug had a list of all european leaders whatever thats worth. xD

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 Год назад +41

      Twitch chat while highly in the lead: rigged!

    • @lucarobert6164
      @lucarobert6164 Год назад +8

      @@ChaoZzBladex I mean yeah he has that list but...have you tried his beer?

    • @waspennator
      @waspennator Год назад +26

      @@ChaoZzBladex And the Battle Bears.............. which he lost immediately to Switzerland despite being allies.

  • @citrusmaximus7379
    @citrusmaximus7379 Год назад +1762

    I love chat spamming "RIGGED" when anything even remotely good happens for Dougtopia

    • @WeirdDog18
      @WeirdDog18 Год назад +84

      And in the end they ended up getting the ai's favor

    • @mr.dr.kaiser4912
      @mr.dr.kaiser4912 Год назад +83

      Except when there was a marriage, in which case they were spamming "DIVORCE."
      It checks out, though.

  • @stiLLa2000
    @stiLLa2000 Год назад +181

    this is by far the greatest piece of viewer interaction and entertainment I've ever seen on Twitch!

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Год назад +74

    Name a more iconic duo than The Pope and fleeing into the forest

  • @BlueLiminality
    @BlueLiminality Год назад +2605

    "The Pope is a girl, by the way," is a sentence I'll be sprinkling in casual conversation from now on.

    • @bonegloveGG
      @bonegloveGG Год назад +26

      I'd love to hear that conversation.

    • @Derkosson
      @Derkosson Год назад +42

      Popess Joan.

    • @nokia-gm8gv
      @nokia-gm8gv Год назад

      lol

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 Год назад +2

      Pope juana

    • @MaddeningFly
      @MaddeningFly Год назад +1

      There might have been a woman pope in medieval times, pope Joan... or it might have been 13th century fake news, who knows...

  • @daily_prophecies
    @daily_prophecies Год назад +1127

    Every time Doug went to make an alliance with another leader, I ended up laughing my ass off because the leaders always suspect him of some 4D chess sinister plot, then they immediately eviscerate Doug's army

    • @cocopops7945
      @cocopops7945 Год назад

      Yeah meanwhile the chatistan army instantly just marries people (married satan and someone in Britain aha)

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger Год назад +72

      That's how chat won. They went right in and attacked first, if they couldn't attack, they got right on diplomacy.

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 Год назад +58

      Except the Netherlands which is apparently a tribal nation run by a chieftan, who was a surprisingly nice old gay guy

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Год назад +2

      Doug’s choice of invading Switzerland was a terrible starting choice, since his option to ally with other countries are going to bite him.

  • @sansventura7199
    @sansventura7199 Год назад +22

    17:25 Doug This is why you should just take the win when it says “you win” in giant bold letters

  • @lurpsn8260
    @lurpsn8260 Год назад +39

    I love that pisswasser, which translates to piss water made it into the video. In germany we think that the beer americans drink is pisswasser thats why we got our Reinheitsgebot.

    • @bluevines1303
      @bluevines1303 15 дней назад

      Dude most alcoholic drinks here suck ass only certain wines taste anywhere close to good

  • @MinoriGaming
    @MinoriGaming Год назад +1529

    the plot twist of the Chatistani Emperor being a ruthless giant god with dragon's breath was so out of left field it just DESTROYED me.

    • @Nathan-wp9cq
      @Nathan-wp9cq Год назад +136

      I interpreted it as the god emperor being an entirely different entity to the chatistani emperor, being a creature of war and rage
      the chatistani emperor on the other hand is the one married to the female pope, and the supreme moderator works under the chatistani emperor

    • @joelfilho2625
      @joelfilho2625 Год назад +185

      The leadership of the Chatistani Empire is similarly strange, disorganized and convoluted: The Supreme Moderator appears to be mostly responsible for the military affairs of the country, personally leading armies and such, while the Emperor deals with courtly politics and diplomacy, unknowingly, however, the Emperor has an alter-ego/doppelganger in the form of the Giant Scary God Emperor, who is a Giant, flying, psychic, fire-breathing Lord of Chaos and War. Their rule is something of Triumvirate, while the God-Emperor, somehow is simultaneously Overlord and Subject of the other two.
      Very few can understand the intricacies of the chatistani political and Dynastic system, but they are often recorded as being fond of it despite their complications, as evidenced by the comment of a particular citizen who, after witnessing the massacre at Luxembourg, declared "that's my emperor pog".

    • @dantecase4810
      @dantecase4810 Год назад +41

      i was cry laughing the whole section

    • @arqueiroXD
      @arqueiroXD Год назад +113

      The worst part it was not out of left field. In the invansion of france it said that the french understood the true nature. And it seens...this was the true nature.

    • @Perryace
      @Perryace Год назад +1

      @Bully peter ah another bot

  • @BagelsNSyrup
    @BagelsNSyrup Год назад +1598

    It’s funny how this is usually how AI games go, with Doug trying to use logic and the AI always steers it in the other direction, but when Chat goes at it with absolute nonsense it just matches the AI’s nonsense and just works.

    • @GusThePrankster
      @GusThePrankster Год назад +72

      You call giving allies beer "logic"?

    • @McKeelix
      @McKeelix Год назад +110

      @@GusThePrankster no, I call it “chilling with the boys”

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Год назад +66

      @@GusThePrankster It's a historical strategy.

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 Год назад +27

      @@LordVader1094 true, it is historically how stalin won at kursk

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Год назад +2

      @@piyo744 I thought Stalin won at Kursk by having more tanks

  • @tomnovy3476
    @tomnovy3476 Год назад +141

    "their starting resource is.."
    " *POPE.* "
    damn man i never knew the pope was a resource

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Год назад +7

      Twitch chat has a habit of requiring a pope for these AI stories.

    • @neco5740
      @neco5740 Год назад

      It's literally the only resource Vatican City has, so yes he is

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@aqua3234this was the start. This is what started the pope obsession

  • @theshamonk668
    @theshamonk668 Год назад +38

    38:37 Sealed vessel playing while you try to forge an alliance with the Netherlands by giving them a list is art

    • @N1ghtwolf724
      @N1ghtwolf724 9 месяцев назад +3

      I was wondering if someone noticed
      Edit: Just noticed hollow knight theme play every time the pope ran into the forest

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 Год назад +3954

    If i had a nickel for every time Twitch chat made an incredibly stupid decision and it worked out in their favor, I'd be more powerful than them at the end of this video, when they have conquered all of europe

  • @xian2themax
    @xian2themax Год назад +952

    My favorite part was how when Doug was about to take over Luxembourg, the chatistan emperor appeared and stalled by creating an infinite logic paradox so the timeline was rerolled lol
    Also, poor France. Got their cities blown up by cannons and then their population destroyed by a plague for no reason

    • @arloolson9385
      @arloolson9385 Год назад +89

      Twitch chat stunlock as a military strategy

    • @thecrazylazer
      @thecrazylazer Год назад

      the god emperor of chatistan has many tricks up his sleeve not limited to complete control of time, dragon breath, mind control, flying, shapeshifting, and being handsome enough to make a pact with satan

    • @jobb4854
      @jobb4854 Год назад

      They deserved it. They were fr*nch

    • @AvenDonn
      @AvenDonn Год назад +5

      Chat filibuster

  • @the_chill_man
    @the_chill_man Год назад +16

    WHY DOES CHAT HAVE A GOD AS EMPEROR WHILE DOUGTOPTIA JUST HAS SOME DRUNK DUDE💀

  • @friend1609
    @friend1609 Год назад +33

    Doug: *has any kind of success*
    Chat: RIGGED

    • @DracoSafarius
      @DracoSafarius 7 месяцев назад +2

      Also chat: fucking steamrolling Europe with big dommy mommy soldiers and a random god emperor who has dragon powers

  • @onyun1883
    @onyun1883 Год назад +702

    the chat emperor shouting that you can't kill him cause you he doesnt have a weapon and hes going to decimate you in unarmed combat is absolutely what chat would do and is absolutely hilarious

  • @thearbadiller9896
    @thearbadiller9896 Год назад +464

    What’s actually terrifying though is that Twitch Chat actually has a much higher population than Vatican City IRL

  • @gamerboi64729
    @gamerboi64729 9 месяцев назад +17

    0:49 "This has the chance to be really entertaining but most likely it's going to be really really stupid." You just summarized the entire internet.

  • @nicholasavasthi9879
    @nicholasavasthi9879 Год назад +86

    Well Doug there were indeed elephants in Switzerland. Very briefly. A lot of them fell off the mountains. A guy named Hannibal thought the Alps were a nice place for elephants.

  • @benjaminmatthews9237
    @benjaminmatthews9237 Год назад +1803

    "Chatistan looking for their God Emporer"
    How the hell did this turn into a warhammer 40k fantasy

    • @theriddler6994
      @theriddler6994 Год назад +136

      They even got Sororitas in two turns!

    • @QuintusUndead
      @QuintusUndead Год назад +90

      Well, tbh, they did have the Sororitas and two ecclesiarchs so that kinda works out

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Год назад +55

      Humans in 40k: the Emperor returning _is_ quite the fantasy... 😢

    • @breadmoment7018
      @breadmoment7018 Год назад +28

      Took me 10 minutes to find a 40K comment finally

    • @goldenexperiencerequiem4714
      @goldenexperiencerequiem4714 Год назад +44

      They literally rescued the god emperor from the warp

  • @Moonithium
    @Moonithium Год назад +3650

    I love how Chatistan had three leaders: The Supreme Moderator, The Emperor, and The God Emperor. From what I could tell The Emperor led the armies, The Supreme Moderator controlled the country, and The God Emperor was like a holy figure.

    • @ammarahsan2157
      @ammarahsan2157 Год назад +469

      Nah, the God Emperor appeared randomly in battle when Chatistan used Black Magic for the first time. The Supreme Moderator was more like a glorified diplomat, while the Emperor actually did work.

    • @GhostMan407
      @GhostMan407 Год назад +282

      @@ammarahsan2157 i feel like the god emperor was just the old emperor but he ascended, the supreme moderator seemed to fight with the girlboss army

    • @fewwis48
      @fewwis48 Год назад +198

      the emperor was who controlled the country, with the supreme moderator serving as his right hand man and as the general to the girlboss army until he ascended to becoming the leader following the emperor's death. the supreme moderator continues to lead until during the battle of luxemboug, the deceased emperor comes back as the now all powerful god emperor and regains the leadership role again

    • @josiahsimmons9866
      @josiahsimmons9866 Год назад +141

      The unholy trinity of Chatistan

    • @rassivoro9416
      @rassivoro9416 Год назад +23

      @@josiahsimmons9866 this!!

  • @DengMam
    @DengMam Год назад +71

    Ah! I see how the AI knows that us Luxembourgers don’t fall for cheap tricks and bribery!

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Год назад +2

      I think the AI confused you with Afghanistan. Not every mountainous country is impossible to invade

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox 5 месяцев назад +7

    Love the attempt on the AI's part to have a Trojan Horse, and absolutely screwing it up.

  • @pelli1
    @pelli1 Год назад +23

    AI is quite good, at it seems to remember 26:44 it seems that girl pope ran away WITH the girlboss army.

  • @almost_cozy_corner
    @almost_cozy_corner Год назад +74

    So, basically the Chatistan Emperor painted himself into a corner. Then he get of his horse and began to persuade the Dougtopian army that he is invincible? This gives me a kid show vibes

  • @AzureRoxe
    @AzureRoxe Год назад +8847

    Chatistan: Actually doing battles, treaties, immortal girlboss armies and running Popes.
    Dougtopia: So......have you tasted my beer?

    • @arandomkobold8403
      @arandomkobold8403 Год назад +256

      @im calling saul the bot's sentient?

    • @gen1136
      @gen1136 Год назад +72

      @im calling saul wait what

    • @MJM42069
      @MJM42069 Год назад +73

      Lmao, this video was stupidity funny.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Год назад +46

      @@arandomkobold8403 no, they just made the bot send 2 messages

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Год назад +38

      @Bully peter at least use the rickroll or something else that isn't the video they're trying to spread

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk Год назад +3850

    Even in AI simulations, Switzerland manages to strive for neutrality.

    • @tableswithoutchairs1168
      @tableswithoutchairs1168 Год назад +361

      And France continues to lose

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +4

      E‎ ‎ ‎

    • @creepycrupper7731
      @creepycrupper7731 Год назад +61

      And nobody is attacking Sweden

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock Год назад +19

      @@creepycrupper7731 those sweet iron stores bro

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Год назад +11

      I find it unrealistic that Russia hasn’t been touched. Although, the stupid cold would’ve sent their army away, so forget what I said in the first sentence.

  • @Lynxium_
    @Lynxium_ Год назад +103

    Can you make the text file of this available to the public? This is amazing

    • @Pudcup
      @Pudcup Год назад +23

      Only if you can find the pope

    • @damiangranner2631
      @damiangranner2631 Год назад +7

      ​@@Pudcup there's multiple.

    • @Pudcup
      @Pudcup Год назад +2

      @@damiangranner2631 which one tho?

    • @damiangranner2631
      @damiangranner2631 Год назад +10

      @@Pudcup there's THE pope who left into the woods, 2 who died, and three also left for the woods. I might have them mixed up but there was three.

    • @damiangranner2631
      @damiangranner2631 Год назад +4

      Would multiple popes count as multiple text files then? Also would the dead one count as half or none?

  • @Kacszu
    @Kacszu Год назад +12

    As a pole (person froom Poland) I live the fact that when explaining what you and twitch chat can do you made an arrow to invade Poland. Love the accuracy of what would germany do when it would want to invade every country..., again. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Год назад +5

      I always tell people who apologize for their bad English that they're actually much better than they think. This comment was about as coherent as the average comment written by a native English speaker anyway lmao

  • @grant834
    @grant834 Год назад +1852

    I love how it starts out semi-realistic and then just slowly starts going absolutely insane until eventually we own HELL and I are married to the devil

    • @DamageSix
      @DamageSix Год назад +105

      When chatistan's resources are reset for the sequel, just say the Devil took them in the divorce.

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Год назад +20

      @@DamageSix the sequel is just in a country across the sea makeing it hard to share resources

    • @DamageSix
      @DamageSix Год назад +6

      @@Blue-fg8vt Oh, to have your supply lines and logistical trains be at the whims of a capricious god emperor and malicious devil...

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Год назад +8

      @@DamageSix A train across the sea? I don't think we have that at modern times, but with the power of the god emperor who says what can happen

    • @nicholascordero6600
      @nicholascordero6600 Год назад +1

      @@DamageSix something something Warhammer

  • @mighty_spirit8532
    @mighty_spirit8532 Год назад +596

    That invasion of Luxembourg when Doug was trying to take it from chat with the painted horses basically turned into a Monthy Python skit.

    • @f.e.gviper1601
      @f.e.gviper1601 Год назад +17

      Oh wow lol that sounds exactly like something something that would actually happen in the movie 😂

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv Год назад +10

      That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Like a scene straight out of Holy Grail!

    • @noonstar3435
      @noonstar3435 Год назад +30

      "What about my horse?"
      "It's not actually a Dougtopian horse, but a Chatistani horse merely painted to look as such!"
      Ye I can see it

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv Год назад +16

      @@noonstar3435 "what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden horse?"
      "What, a Dougtopian horse or a Chatistani horse?"

  • @aqua3234
    @aqua3234 Год назад +13

    I like how Twitch owns a city with a pope from the start, whereas Doug starts with an entire country. And in the end, Twitch ends up ruling the entire Europe with the help of Hell and has basically an army and a god emperor.

  • @thefrubblewarrior4678
    @thefrubblewarrior4678 11 месяцев назад +6

    15:58 “It has to make some sort of logical sense”
    *proceeds to research battle bears the same turn*

  • @CaseyLabAnimations
    @CaseyLabAnimations Год назад +3040

    The AI when Doug tries to do anything: You get drunk and fight your own allies and they kill all your bears. The Dutch leader won't ally with you because he's gay.
    The AI when Chat tries to do anything: Sure, here you go! It's not even your turn but I turned your Emperor into a god and had him single-handedly stop Doug's takeover of Luxembourg! :)

    • @Charles-xp2md
      @Charles-xp2md Год назад +366

      Genuinely Rigged in chat's favor

    • @ThatGuyNyan
      @ThatGuyNyan Год назад +16

      Gardan Ramsay meme

    • @skyblade7438
      @skyblade7438 Год назад +102

      And then the Pope runs away.

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 Год назад +63

      The Netherlands was the first countries to legalize gay marriage in modern day. So I guess it's not that weird.

    • @overloader7900
      @overloader7900 Год назад +46

      @@skyblade7438 I mean, they did make an alliance with Satan

  • @schpoopl
    @schpoopl Год назад +1555

    The Pope running into the forest every single time had my crying laughing. Incredible video doug

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 Год назад +2

      *LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

  • @2551987ezio
    @2551987ezio Год назад +12

    I freaking lost it when they were arguing about the painted horses 😂

  • @triPocoPi9576
    @triPocoPi9576 Год назад +11

    1:53 bro just gave Twitch chat an advantage with “finest swordsmen” vs just “swordsmen”

  • @invaderfrombeyond
    @invaderfrombeyond Год назад +1638

    lmao, that bit with the bears was insane.
    "Let's go offer an alliance of peace to the country we're already in an alliance of peace with."
    "Holy smokes, they killed ALL of our bears."
    "Oh well."

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Год назад +83

      No, they decided to attack their own ally with their brand new bears, and Switzerland, outraged at this. Imagine, Doug attacked them, got whooped, then allied with them, then attacked them again.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад

      E‎ ‎

    • @lolvondgf
      @lolvondgf Год назад

      ​@@EEEEEEEE *EEE*

    • @Puppylover720
      @Puppylover720 Год назад +5

      @@EEEEEEEE WHO ARE YOU, YOU EVEN COMMENTED ON ONE OF MINE VIDEOS, WHO ARE YOU

    • @Maxy772
      @Maxy772 Год назад +1

      @@lolvondgf *EEEEE*

  • @lifed1533
    @lifed1533 Год назад +1040

    Imagine if alien historians come across a corrupted version of this video and try to translate it and use this as a human history

    • @idarkstarx6939
      @idarkstarx6939 Год назад +78

      What's to say they didn't time travel and do that, which is why they haven't shown themselves to us now? They're scared out of their minds.

    • @raylen5232
      @raylen5232 Год назад +2

      They say the entire history of Rome may or may not have been mythical. The history of Europe may or may not be a dumb RUclips video.

  • @shakinbacon3959
    @shakinbacon3959 Год назад +18

    I can't tell if it's the fact that I've been awake almost an entire day or not but the pope in the woods constantly popping up keeps making me lose my ship

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 11 месяцев назад +5

      It's been 9 months, have you found your ship yet?

  • @Tech_Marauder
    @Tech_Marauder Год назад +13

    I would absolutely love if this became like a monthly recurring thing

  • @FallenQueenOfCrows
    @FallenQueenOfCrows Год назад +1684

    29:50 I case you couldn’t figure it out, Doug’s emperor went to chat to the president of Ireland, who then disappeared and turned into the emperor of Ireland, Doug threatened him with his sword, so with only one option, he put on a bulletproof vest and accepted his fate, just then the actual president came back and agreed to sign the treaty with dougtopia

  • @SaraBerri
    @SaraBerri Год назад +1210

    not enough people are talking about how "Eat the Pope" was almost chosen over "Kill the Pope and blame Italy"

    • @lemonlupinreuben5362
      @lemonlupinreuben5362 Год назад +80

      How different the story would have been

    • @theaegislash8249
      @theaegislash8249 Год назад +152

      @@lemonlupinreuben5362 pope runs into the woods after finding out he might get eaten, nothing has changed

  • @Pixiltation
    @Pixiltation Год назад +7

    25:06 AI: you should invade luxembourg instead of luxembourg
    Me: DAMN THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

    • @Supernova4297
      @Supernova4297 11 месяцев назад +1

      Great plan; can’t fail.

  • @pokeblue596
    @pokeblue596 Год назад +4

    I love how any time something good for Doug or bad for Chat happens, the chat gets filled with nothing but “Rigged”

  • @morbidiusgrandestofthegran91
    @morbidiusgrandestofthegran91 Год назад +2109

    Literally every Leader in History: "The estimated losses from invading Switzerland are HOW MUCH!?"
    Douglas' first action: "I will invade Switzerland."

  • @InfernoKing48
    @InfernoKing48 Год назад +1219

    Holy shit the ai generated images accompanying this one made it so much funnier for some reason. 11/10 Skynet approved.

    • @rockinslugz
      @rockinslugz Год назад +7

      What program was used?

    • @PhageScope
      @PhageScope Год назад +13

      @@rockinslugz The style looks a lot like midjourney. Keep in mind thats one of the paid AIs though, I'd suggest looking into Stable Diffusion if you have any interest in that stuff

    • @Okuajub
      @Okuajub Год назад +1

      the pope walking into the forest flashing on screen had me crying. i love ytp-esque jokes.

    • @natsudragneelthefiredragon
      @natsudragneelthefiredragon Год назад

      @@rockinslugz Probably Stable Diffusion
      It's completely free and open source, it's able to be ran locally
      Paid options are Dall-E 2 (Although I think you can get it free on a waitlist? Idk), and Midjourney
      So either Stable Diffusion or Midjourney (The style does remind me of midjourney...)

  • @spencerwasson5877
    @spencerwasson5877 Год назад +8

    It is hilarious to me how Luxembourg was an absolute unit resisting German forces throughout this whole ordeal.

  • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
    @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 Год назад +5

    This series is just confused laughter

  • @nikokuma1087
    @nikokuma1087 Год назад +932

    i like how chat keep saying "RIGGED" after doug got an good turn, while the AI casually give them an free god emperor

    • @samuelrebelo9301
      @samuelrebelo9301 Год назад +29

      exactly what i was thinking the whole 2nd half video! lol

    • @pandy3848
      @pandy3848 Год назад

      They even got to keep their girl boss army after the second pope ran away with them

    • @Stormface16
      @Stormface16 Год назад +26

      That escalated way too hard ngl

    • @girlbossalex8065
      @girlbossalex8065 Год назад +33

      Chat when Doug uses critical thinking to make an informed decision and achieve an earned victory: R I G G E D
      Chat when they are granted a literal deity for no discernable reason: P L A N N E D

  • @TheVillainsProjects
    @TheVillainsProjects Год назад +6347

    Chat: gets a god emperor, horse cannons, and a marriage to Satan.
    Doug: gets a list

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 Год назад +605

      And beer. Do not underestimate beer. Wars have literally been waged over beer.

    • @yaraduardo1287
      @yaraduardo1287 Год назад +373

      @@vetreas366 and bears, but they died so it doesn't matter

    • @shade3370
      @shade3370 Год назад +114

      dont be fooled, with the list they now know who the emporer of chatistan is and can stand a chance against them

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +51

      @@shade3370 nope the list was from 2021 so chatistan is not on it

    • @ianvollick-offer108
      @ianvollick-offer108 Год назад +8

      He let chats shit slide way more

  • @mikec4390
    @mikec4390 Год назад +25

    Wasn't your army supposed to be incapacitated for two turns still when you researched battle bears? Yet it rolled into invading Switzerland as soon as they were equipped that same turn. This was definitely highly entertaining overall though. 10/10 will watch more

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Год назад

      Pretty sure the incapacitation rule just means Doug can't actively go out of his way to attack people. The AI can do whatever it wants, as evidenced by Doug destroying Chatistan's invasion attempt literally the turn after his army got wiped.

  • @Thomas_H._Smith
    @Thomas_H._Smith Год назад +4

    I feel like this video should be called, One Man Severely Underestimates the Might of Luxembourg.

  • @NorthoftheBorder
    @NorthoftheBorder Год назад +4338

    I've never been so invested in European history. It makes me wonder what else I missed in grade school. I'm excited to learn about Ohio's invasion of Luxembourg.

    • @plutachrogers8634
      @plutachrogers8634 Год назад +43

      Oh hey I love your videos! Was not expecting to see you chilling in a DougDoug comment section, but it makes total sense

    • @tylercrockett7273
      @tylercrockett7273 Год назад +11

      Oh hey, didn't expect to see you down here. I love your videos!

    • @906robot9
      @906robot9 Год назад +3

      Love your stuff, did not expect to see you on a dougdoug video

    • @poggestfrog
      @poggestfrog Год назад +6

      I definitely did not expect this. When are we getting the eldritch abomination diorama of Doug vs. Chat?

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 Год назад +2

      You should do a clay diorama of a giant chat-demon with a thousand faces, each of those faces doing random inputs until they win. A demonic chat hivemind, basically

  • @cyan3714
    @cyan3714 Год назад +538

    The fact that chat started with the pope,. Promptly lost him/her three time and ultimately won by allying with hell is just... The character development...

    • @mrsquid_
      @mrsquid_ Год назад +6

      oh my god i didn't even notice that

  • @Eco-wx3jd
    @Eco-wx3jd 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love how dougtopia fails to invade Luxembourg, whilst chat commits several war crimes and marrys off a God to satan, as well as lose a pipe or two and create a girlies army.

  • @R_Scrilla
    @R_Scrilla Год назад +1

    I love this series I laugh so hard all the time, keep up the good work Doug!

  • @Kitsamiiis
    @Kitsamiiis Год назад +1484

    The reason that the Dutch didn't want to alliance themselves with Dougtopia because the Dutch emperor was gay is such a thing of beauty. 10/10 storyline

    • @Ht9ehtoom
      @Ht9ehtoom Год назад +3

      Foiled by the only thing stronger than a list of European leaders, homosexuality.

    • @everhartpetrichor
      @everhartpetrichor Год назад +66

      As a pansexual Dutch-Australian, I love to see the beautiful representation

    • @wintertales9443
      @wintertales9443 Год назад +46

      As a dutch I fully support this

    • @proudtiger2538
      @proudtiger2538 Год назад +37

      finally, some realistic representation for the gays

    • @Goonjaberry
      @Goonjaberry Год назад

      @@everhartpetrichor ph

  • @duckonaroll1913
    @duckonaroll1913 8 месяцев назад +5

    2:40 that laugh was a question

  • @youwantmyname9208
    @youwantmyname9208 Год назад +6

    This is the best community interaction I ever seen in my entire life

  • @aweave24
    @aweave24 Год назад +584

    As a swiss, I can confirm that every turn of events regarding my country here was undeniably accurate.

    • @lootjunior
      @lootjunior Год назад +34

      same for germany. nobody likes us but they'll drink our beer with us before we start a fight :S

    • @mynameisharry8739
      @mynameisharry8739 Год назад +6

      Bro, it's hilarious how hard it actually is to invade switzerland.
      Aargauer btw, much love to you

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 Год назад

      FUNNY FOOTAGE OF Andrew ŔÄPING HIS DOG :
      ruclips.net/video/CWfd8OjWkwg/видео.html

    • @blackimbreon9451
      @blackimbreon9451 Год назад +7

      As a devil, I can confirm that every turn of events regarding my realm here was undeniably accurate

  • @Agent_ArcticFox
    @Agent_ArcticFox Год назад +473

    Fun Drinking Game: take a shot of delicious German beer every time the Pope is in the woods

  • @knicklichtjedi
    @knicklichtjedi Год назад +4

    This was incredible. I can't wait to have some more time tomorrow to continue watching the other episodes.
    Bless the God Emperor and his fiery breath!

  • @UnstableEquilibrium
    @UnstableEquilibrium 7 месяцев назад +3

    23:20 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Vode An!? Doug is truly a man of culture.

  • @xeno4858
    @xeno4858 Год назад +487

    Doug’s invasion of Luxembourg back fired on him, so hard that the Emperor of Mankind manifested himself.

    • @potatoyes5
      @potatoyes5 Год назад +78

      It backfired so hard that the emperor of man kind healed himself from near death just to fight boug and marry Satan

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine Год назад +13

      All hail the Man-emperor of Mankind!

    • @natsudragneelthefiredragon
      @natsudragneelthefiredragon Год назад +7

      I think the AI stuck with the running theme of Doug losing lol

  • @furiousstudios4438
    @furiousstudios4438 Год назад +531

    The painting of the pope in the woods every time something like that is mentioned is gold ☠️

  • @dangerousrobot9692
    @dangerousrobot9692 Год назад +2

    I like how basically the whole time the AI coddles chat and basically lets them win every time and then fists doug every chance it gets.

  • @fgvompat6272
    @fgvompat6272 10 месяцев назад

    I really dont comment on yt vids often, but this video made me laugh so hard all the way. Amazing work Doug keep up the good work!

  • @CommanderWiggins
    @CommanderWiggins Год назад +658

    I love how all of Doug's turns end up with the AI creating somewhat logical results, or at least results that make sense for the context. Then Chat's turns end up with a random fire-breathing giant Emperor spawning out of nowhere.

    • @ProbsNotABot
      @ProbsNotABot Год назад +142

      Nah, the God Emperor appeared in Doug's turn; chat's influence invaded his turn.

  • @alastex.6021
    @alastex.6021 Год назад +842

    I love how casually France gets absolutely demolished at any chance there is, even by their own allies

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 Год назад +114

      France: *Gets blown up* "What'd we do that time?!"
      Chatistan: "Nothing. We just don't like you."

    • @Night717
      @Night717 Год назад +68

      France: "WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE HERE!"
      Chatistan: "True... But you have committed the egregious sin of being French."

    • @OverHeatVD
      @OverHeatVD Год назад +29

      me, a French person : *why*

    • @trashgamer7716
      @trashgamer7716 Год назад +13

      Historical accuracy is the AI’s top priority

    • @OverHeatVD
      @OverHeatVD Год назад +6

      @@trashgamer7716 *grrrrrrrrrrr*

  • @manueljose8040
    @manueljose8040 Год назад

    I'm loving to watch this, I believe this could be done a game to play with friends if we add some extra rules, like: You gotta develop some sort of resource to do some actions, for example, if they were going to drop a plague, they had to develop Witchcraft before